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I'm so glad
I graduated high school.
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You know, it is such a relief
to finally know everything.
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I can't believe
I graduated a year ago.
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It's like I feel
like I've done nothing.
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Man, time really flies
when you take two naps a day.
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Well, I wouldn't say you've
done nothing. I mean, you've...
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Wow, you've
really sat on your ass.
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Yep, Forman,
we've all passed you by.
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I'm running a record store,
Donna's a DJ, Kelso's a cop.
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Even Fez has a job now.
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What is it again,
man, shower girl?
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Makeup lady?
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Shampoo boy!
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Hey, I was close.
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Wait a second. This mean
I'm the loser of the group now?
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You're the one that's still
living with your mommy.
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Man, you're still
living with your mommy.
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Not for long. Me and Fez
are looking for apartments.
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Then the only
time I'll see my mom
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is when she's doing my
laundry, cooking my meals,
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taking me to the dentist.
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Eric, I feel kind of bad.
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You wouldn't even be thinking
about this kind of stuff
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if you weren't caught in the
blinding light of my bright future.
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You know, the scary thing is,
if one year went by this fast,
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imagine where Eric
is gonna be in 10 years.
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Thanks for going with me to
the Star Trek convention, Uhura.
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You can call me Donna now.
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That's good, Fez, but I think
it's gonna be more like this.
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Thanks for going with me to
the Star Wars convention, Leia.
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You can call me Donna now.
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No, man. You're both wrong.
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Actually, it's gonna
go like this.
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Thanks for going with me to
the Star Wars convention, Leia.
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You can call me Mom now.
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- Whoa.
- Eric, they're joking around.
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- It's funny.
- No, Donna, it's not funny. In fact...
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It's completely possible!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Every one of my friends has
a career path except for me.
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Even Kelso. Kelso!
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The kid who thinks that NATO
is Japanese for "neato."
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You know, it's just not fair.
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I mean, you sleep late,
you watch TV all day.
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The job offers
should be rolling in.
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Why don't you look into that
chiropractic school I suggested?
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They're having
an enrolment seminar.
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You know, a chiropractor
is a very prestigious job,
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especially if you move someplace
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where they don't
have real doctors.
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Well, I guess chiropractor is as
good as anything I've come up with.
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I have wasted an entire year
doing absolutely nothing.
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Hey, how about a job
stating the obvious,
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'cause you're getting
really good at that.
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So, you're gonna be
a chiropractor, huh?
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All right, every chick
patient that you have,
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you have to tell her
the problem is her tailbone,
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that way you get to
grab around on her butt.
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Kelso, I'm doing this
'cause I wanna help people.
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A handful of ass is just a perk.
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Okay, so I just want
to remind everybody
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about my graduation dinner
party tomorrow night.
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Be there by 6:00 for
the champagne toast.
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Free champagne? I'm in.
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Free toast? I am in, too.
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Jackie, a dinner party?
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Can't we do something fun,
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like drive up to the border
and throw stuff at Canadians?
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I mean, they never fight back
'cause they're Canadian.
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Steven, this dinner
party is an important event
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to mark my entrance
into womanhood.
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Didn't that happen three years
ago in the backseat of Kelso's car?
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I love talking about
this in front of Hyde.
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Yeah, me, too,
'cause that way I can do this.
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Too hard.
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Michael, I circled some
apartment listings for you and Fez.
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I found a great apartment for
Janet Meyers after her divorce.
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It has a Murphy bed for
when her kids come to visit.
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They never do.
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She's in AA.
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Look at all these
places for rent.
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Man, I hope we can find one
that's got everything my baby needs.
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Oh, Kelso, you're
always putting me first.
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Not you, moron.
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Betsy, my daughter.
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It's amazing how one tiny person
has changed my life so much.
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You changed mine, too.
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Dr. Don loves being a
chiropractor, and you know why?
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Because the cosmos has ordained
Dr. Don to make people feel good.
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Do you get the feeling that Dr. Don writes
himself a few too many prescriptions?
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No, I think he's cool,
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and I love the way
he calls himself Dr. Don.
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Eric's impressed.
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Within these hands
lies an unexplainable magic
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that melts away
the troubles of the world.
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And Dr. Don will
prove it to you
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by demonstrating on this
attractive blonde in the front row.
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Uh, no, I'm only here to make
sure my boyfriend doesn't sneak out
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to play Space Invaders.
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Step on up here, little lady.
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Donna, come on. I need
to make a good impression.
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Look, one little medical
experiment isn't gonna kill you.
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Come on.
Here we go, right on up here.
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And now just relax.
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Dr. Don has been known
to cause patients serious joy.
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Wow. That felt great.
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Uh-oh. I think
your tailbone's out of whack.
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All right, show's over.
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No. Come on.
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Man, we gotta have this place.
It's perfect for the baby.
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It already smells
a little bit like throw up.
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Mrs. Forman, you found
us a great apartment.
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I could just kiss you.
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Can I kiss you?
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Bob, what are you doing here?
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You're selling your house
because you're broke.
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I knew something was wrong when I
didn't see you wearing fur this winter.
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No, I come to open houses
to meet women.
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If a lady's looking
for her own place,
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she's either single or running
away from a bad relationship.
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Either way, I win.
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Is everything all right over...
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Oh, it's you.
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Fenton.
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I'd shake your hand,
but I'm afraid I'd catch
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some kind of third world herpe.
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Well, that's fine,
'cause I wouldn't let you
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touch me with a 10-foot pole.
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Well, I wouldn't touch you
with a 20-foot pole.
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You don't even
have a 20-foot pole.
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Maybe I'll go buy one just
so I can't touch you with it.
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Fez, who is this guy?
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This is Fenton.
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We are having a feud.
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Oh, filling out
an application, hmm?
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Yes. We got here first so
don't even think about applying.
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I don't have to, I'm the
landlord. The lord of the land.
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And I'm gonna lord it over you
while your butts land outside.
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That was clever.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I was gonna give you
this $5 to get the apartment,
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but now you can forget it.
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That was clever.
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Too slow, old man.
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Fez, if you're not polite, he's
gonna figure out you're living here.
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You're living here?
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Oh, great. You blew it, Fez.
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Red, he has nowhere else to go.
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Well, know this, Pele...
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...you gotta sleep sometime.
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And during the war,
when they were sleeping,
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that's when I got them.
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That wasn't too bad.
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He called you Pele.
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He is a terrific soccer player.
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Oh, everything is set
for the party tonight.
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Oh, and, Fez, I need you
to get there a little early
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so you can park everyone's cars.
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- Sorry, Jackie,
I can't make it.
- What?
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Yeah, Kelso and I have to go
find an apartment tonight
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or Red is going to
kill me in my sleep.
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- Yeah, and I can't
let Fez go alone.
- Why not?
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'Cause then I'll have to go to
your party, which I don't want to do.
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Whoa. No, no,
no. Kelso, you have to go.
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If you're not there
and Fez is not there,
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it's gonna be pretty damn
obvious that I'm not there.
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Okay, Steven, I understand
you don't like dinner parties,
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but just let me make my case.
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You're going!
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You know, the more I read
this chiropractor booklet,
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the more I'm starting to see that
this might be the perfect job for me.
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Like, it says right here,
you need soft hands.
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How many times have you said you
didn't even know I was touching you?
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- Here, let me get
a crack at that neck.
- Whoa.
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Shouldn't we wait until you're,
like, a little more experienced?
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Experienced?
Donna, I'm on page 12. Let's do this.
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Ow!
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Uh-oh. That did not
sound good.
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Eric, I can't move my neck.
Fix it.
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Okay, I'm sure the booklet
says something about...
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Oh, here it is.
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Um, okay, I'm gonna need
you to sign a release of liability.
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Poor Donna.
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I think I hurt her pretty bad.
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Her neck's stuck,
just tilted over like this.
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Yeah, but on the upside,
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it looks like she's really interested
in everything I have to say.
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So she's got a bad neck.
Quit whining.
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I've gone out with girls
that don't even have necks.
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"Hi, Fez."
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One time, this girl whipped
her head around to look at me
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'cause I'm hot,
and her neck just snapped.
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And then she collapsed
into the jukebox.
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Kelso, that was The Fonz.
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Well, where do you
think they got it from?
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Forman, forget being
a chiropractor, man.
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The way I see it, you're
diligent, tidy and detail-oriented.
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So I think you should become
a professional butt wiper.
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Come on, man, this is serious.
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Eric, you gotta start off slow.
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First you should be
an amateur butt wiper.
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What's wrong with you two?
So rude.
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Eric, I think you should
move to Paris.
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That way you can
become a butt wipier.
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How'd the apartment search go?
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Not so good. They can't
find anything they like.
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Well, how can you be picky?
You lived in a jungle.
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Any place without a gorilla
charging at you should be paradise.
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Red, I don't think he
lived with gorillas.
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Did you?
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Where the blazes are you from?
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Apparently, Gorilla Land.
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We found one place yesterday
that was perfect,
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but we can't get it 'cause Fez
and the landlord are having a feud.
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Well, you're not spending
another night under my roof.
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So come on, we're gonna go
have a chat with this landlord.
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What's this guy got
against you anyway?
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Who knows? That's like asking
you why you hate commies.
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You don't know why.
You just do.
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I know exactly
why I hate commies.
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They wouldn't stop
shooting at me.
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Okay, then something
else you hate.
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Oh, you should have said
the Vienna Boys' Choir.
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I just want to
punch them in the mouth.
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How you doing,
my little buttercup?
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Great.
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The Brady Bunch
is so much funnier sideways.
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Okay, so, at my party tonight,
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I want everyone to give heartfelt
speeches about me, okay?
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So here they are.
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I don't think I can
make it to your party.
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Wait, but, Donna, you have to.
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I'm afraid I'm out, too.
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I gotta tend to my
crooked little flower here.
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00:15:46,922 --> 00:15:48,566
You know, Eric, calling me
cute little nicknames
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doesn't make up
for what you did.
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Okay.
246
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Hey, whatever you say,
my little crazy straw.
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00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:58,476
I can't believe
everyone bailed out on me.
248
00:15:58,518 --> 00:16:00,353
You know, tonight was
really important to me,
249
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:02,355
and it's like no one even cares.
250
00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:06,025
Jackie, you look like you really
need to talk this through, huh?
251
00:16:08,194 --> 00:16:09,320
I'll go get Mrs. Forman.
252
00:16:16,035 --> 00:16:18,871
Are you Fenton? I'm here to
talk to you about the apartment.
253
00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:22,542
Well, you're in luck, it's still
available. And FYI, so am I.
254
00:16:24,544 --> 00:16:26,962
Look, I have a wife.
255
00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:29,590
Well, I have a football,
but I never use it.
256
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,302
Red, I know you
said wait in the car,
257
00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:36,472
but Fez keeps playing
his crazy bongo music.
258
00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:37,794
It's called jazz,
you Philistine.
259
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:43,645
Oh, you're with them. Deal's
off. I have to get to yoga.
260
00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:45,981
- Hey, can't we talk
about this?
- No.
261
00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:47,334
See, I told you
he was going to be...
262
00:16:47,358 --> 00:16:51,112
Just shut it
or I'll shut it for you.
263
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:55,741
Well, you just don't take crap
from anyone, do you, Mr. Man?
264
00:16:57,701 --> 00:17:01,122
I knew this was gonna be a
waste of time. Come on, Fez.
265
00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:03,749
We'll go figure out some
other place to live with the baby.
266
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:06,085
Baby? No one
mentioned they had a baby.
267
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:09,589
- That... That's so progressive.
- Progressive?
268
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:13,175
Well, how can I not give the apartment
to two men raising a child together?
269
00:17:14,427 --> 00:17:15,636
Oh.
270
00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:19,640
Yeah, progressive.
271
00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:21,804
Yeah, that's what they are.
272
00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:24,645
They're as progressive as hell.
273
00:17:26,314 --> 00:17:27,440
Why, they're like newlyweds.
274
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:28,732
Oh. Mmm.
275
00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,818
I wish I knew
what that was like.
276
00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:33,654
Always a bridesmaid,
never a bride.
277
00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:44,415
Well, Red convinced Fenton
to give us the apartment.
278
00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:45,791
Yeah, and Red seemed so happy.
279
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,127
All the way home, he just
kept looking at us and laughing.
280
00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:54,383
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Red told
Fenton that we knew a lot of chicks.
281
00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:57,845
'Cause Fenton
kept checking me out,
282
00:17:57,886 --> 00:17:59,726
like he could tell
that I knew a lot of chicks.
283
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:07,229
Eric, I can't believe that you
crippled my angel, my pride and joy.
284
00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:09,190
It kills me
seeing her like this.
285
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:10,791
Then why are you
bringing her over here?
286
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:15,404
Oh, I got a date. I met a
lady at the open house.
287
00:18:15,446 --> 00:18:17,549
She's got crow's feet, but
she works in a sandwich shop,
288
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:18,699
so I bent the rules.
289
00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:25,247
Look, Donna, I'm so
sorry about what happened.
290
00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:26,724
You know,
I've been thinking about it,
291
00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:28,310
I don't think I ever really
wanted to be a chiropractor.
292
00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:31,962
I was just, you know,
grasping at straws.
293
00:18:32,004 --> 00:18:35,090
I'd nod in agreement
but, you know, I'm paralyzed.
294
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:39,261
Eric, you know what
I'm realizing about you?
295
00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:41,639
You're not good at anything.
296
00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:45,726
That's not true, Kelso.
Don't forget butt wiping.
297
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:49,355
Oh. You know what?
You guys suck.
298
00:18:49,397 --> 00:18:51,157
Whenever you're in trouble,
I don't burn you.
299
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,859
I mean, you know, usually
'cause it's hard for me
300
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,170
to think of things
right on the spot,
301
00:18:55,194 --> 00:18:57,655
but also 'cause,
you know, I try to help.
302
00:18:57,697 --> 00:18:59,657
That's actually true.
303
00:18:59,699 --> 00:19:02,010
I mean, Fez, remember when
you wanted to learn how to kiss,
304
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:04,074
and Eric taught you by
sticking M&M's to the mirror?
305
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,418
That never happened.
306
00:19:13,212 --> 00:19:15,756
I know how to kiss.
Shut it, Donna.
307
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:19,695
Yeah, and, Kelso, how about that
time I stayed up with you all night
308
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:21,970
to study for that math final?
309
00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:24,692
I mean, sure, nothing stuck, but,
you know, I blame nature for that.
310
00:19:26,392 --> 00:19:28,394
Yep, some people
you just can't reach.
311
00:19:31,063 --> 00:19:34,525
You know, Forman, if you
can teach Fez how to kiss
312
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:37,167
and Kelso how to do math, you
can probably teach anybody anything.
313
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,470
Why don't you just
become a teacher?
314
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:44,076
That actually
makes a lot of sense.
315
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:45,637
I mean, you have all this
knowledge about stuff
316
00:19:45,661 --> 00:19:47,079
you have no ability to do.
317
00:19:53,544 --> 00:19:57,381
A teacher? Well,
I do like helping people.
318
00:19:57,423 --> 00:19:58,799
I mean, I'd love to help kids.
319
00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:04,096
Yeah. Like, "Mr. Forman."
320
00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:08,183
That just feels really great.
321
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:14,440
Yeah, a teacher.
That just feels so right.
322
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:18,402
There it is. Forman's gonna be
a teacher. This calls for a toast.
323
00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:23,699
All right.
324
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:26,994
To Forman.
325
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:28,537
To Forman.
326
00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:31,582
What's going on?
327
00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:35,544
You guys are all too busy
to come to my party,
328
00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:37,838
and here you are,
having a party.
329
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:40,382
For you.
330
00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:42,843
To Jackie.
331
00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:45,304
To Jackie.
332
00:20:47,139 --> 00:20:48,849
Okay, I don't believe you.
333
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,970
But as long as I'm center
of attention, I'll take it.
334
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:55,897
Jackie, grab a beer.
This is a great day.
335
00:20:55,939 --> 00:20:58,484
You graduated, they found
an apartment, and guess what?
336
00:20:59,485 --> 00:21:00,861
I'm gonna be a teacher.
337
00:21:00,902 --> 00:21:02,342
Eric, you know
what you should teach?
338
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,532
Butt wiping.
339
00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:09,495
Fez, that was
really inappropriate.
340
00:21:10,663 --> 00:21:12,331
Eric, you should teach history.
341
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,083
The history of butt wiping.
342
00:21:24,301 --> 00:21:27,262
- How's your neck, honey?
- Oh, it still hurts.
343
00:21:27,304 --> 00:21:30,891
Come over here. I'm a
nurse. I know what to do.
344
00:21:35,479 --> 00:21:36,480
Take two of these.
345
00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:41,135
Are you sure this
is for neck pain?
346
00:21:41,943 --> 00:21:43,779
Neck pain, headaches, bad days,
347
00:21:43,821 --> 00:21:45,261
they take the edge off
of everything.
348
00:21:45,285 --> 00:21:47,285
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