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Hey, you still mad at me
about the Christmas party?

No, I'm just starting to realize

you might never be the man
I'd dreamed you'd be.

That's the spirit,
lower your expectations.

Well, I have one last
wedding thing to return,

and once this is done, the only
thing I'll have left to remind me

we almost got married
will be you.

Oh...

Well, I wish Eric had
shown up for your wedding.

The sales lady said
my mother-of-the-groom dress

took five pounds off me.

Five pounds.

Okay, what happened
to my nice breakfast?

I thought we were done
with this whole wedding deal.

Women are never
done with it, son.

Anything wrong you do,

they sit on it for
25 years like an egg.

And then it hatches
on Super Bowl Sunday.

Oh, man, I can't believe I have to take
these shoes back to Wanamaker Bridal.

Now I have to tell that snot,
Stacy Wanamaker,

that I didn't get married.

Oh, wait, Donna,
I'll take them back for you.

I've always wanted
to meet Stacy Wanamaker.

I mean, she's everything
I've ever wanted to be,

gorgeous, popular, which,
of course, I already am,

but she's also married.

And to a guy who owns
a real estate company

that puts her face on his signs.

Oh, she's like a Kennedy.

Yeah, Stacy Wanamaker
was a high school legend.

All the guys would say,
"I do wanna make her."

I always wish I had a name
that could be done, too.

Jackie has a nice rackie?

I like Jackie on her backie?

Oh...

Thanks, you guys.

Well, thanks for dinner.

Thanks for dessert.

Thanks for breakfast.

Thanks for dessert.

Congratulations, Angie.

You just got four
different kinds of herpes.

Hey, Hyde, I just learned
something very important.

You know that saying,
"It's like kissing your sister"?

Well, it's totally wrong 'cause
kissing your sister is great.

Oh, oh, there's Stacy Wanamaker.

Hi. Um, I'm here
to return these shoes.

- Name?
- Donna Pinciotti.

Good heavens,
these are for a giant.

Were they too big?

Oh, no, no.
The wedding was canceled.

Yeah, the groom said
"I don't."

Oh, Donna, how awful.

What? Oh, no, no...

I just know how complete
being married has made me,

and I always feel so sad
when I see girls your age,

whose window to find that
kind of happiness is so, so small.

It is not that small.

Honey, I've seen
a lot of girls like you

who wasted years on a guy
who never came through,

and before you know it,

you're past your
expiration date.

Well, that is not gonna happen
to me because

I'm still getting married.

Yeah, see, I canceled the other
wedding 'cause I traded in up.

- Him.
- Who?

- You.
- What?

Yes.

Uh, this is Eduardo,
and he's, um...

A prince.

He's the prince of Mexico.

Well, then we are going
to make your wedding

the best wedding ever,
right, Donna?

Donna?

Apparently, that's you.

Oh, yes.
What? Yes.

You just have to come to the
big wedding expo this weekend.

Oh, well, that sounds great.

Eduardo and I
would love to be there.

Right, Eduardo?

Just a few weeks left to
stretch those wings, huh, toots?

Eduardo!

What? Oh, yes,
my bride. Yes.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right

Hello, Wisconsin!

Hey. Oh, uh, Hyde,
Angie can't make it

to the movie with you
because, uh...

Well, I plumb wore her out.

Kelso, Jackie and I
are fighting right now,

and I'm in a really bad mood.

So if you don't
stop nailing my sister,

I'm gonna have to smack
you in the head with my car.

Actually, you can't
do anything to me,

because after you
stole Jackie from me,

we made a pact not to interfere

with each other's pursuit
of a chick.

I negotiated the pact,

which mainly consisted
of Kelso telling me

to tell Hyde to sit on it.

How come you guys
always have pacts?

You never give me a pact.

I want a pact.

Well, I would love
to stick around and chat,

but I gotta go home
and take a shower

'cause Hyde's sister
wears a lot of perfume,

and she was all over me.

Freaking pact.

You know, Hyde,

this doesn't have
to be a problem.

I happen to know a lot of
ways out of a pact, my friend.

That's true.

We once had a pact
to get married,

but then he just didn't show up.

So you think you can get her
to break up with him?

Maybe.

But that would require you and
I going into business together,

i.e., forming a pact.

Which would mean

you gotta do something for me.

I don't think so, man.

This is a starter pact.

You handle this,

you get a big-boy pact.

I don't know, Eric,
the starter pact.

I mean, that sounds a lot
like training wheels,

and you were on those
for a really long time.

Stacy, hi.

Donna, welcome.

Here is your bride-to-be sash.

And a tiara.

Can I get a sash?

What do you do with a sash?

I don't care.
I want a sash.

Welcome to the beginning
of a whole new life.

Wow, this really
is a whole new life.

Oh, did you get
some champagne, too?

Oh, I can't.
I'm six months pregnant.

Can't you tell?
I'm huge.

She's perfect.

Now, Eduardo, you'll have no say

in any of the decisions
about your wedding,

so go sit in the grooms' lounge.

Oh, goody, new friends.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Oh, perfect, everyone's here.

Wow, look at all of us

just "pact" right in here, huh?

Mom, Dad, you remember Angie.

Of course they remember me.

I'm the only black
girl in town. Hello.

Funny thing about Angie,
she dates Kelso.

- Oh, honey.
- Tough break.

So, anyone have any stories
about Angie's new boyfriend

and some of his crazy antics?

What do you want? I got
one with water, one with fire,

one where he burned
himself under water.

Oh, okay,

I got a good one.

Michael, what are you doing
with my blender?

Don't worry,
it's not what you think.

I'm making a blender rocket.

I couldn't have
daiquiris for a week.

I've got a better one.

Kelso, it's 6:00
in the morning.

Someone glue you to the fridge?

No.

Kelso, did you glue
yourself to the fridge?

Yes.

Thanks, man.

Why does he glue
himself to stuff?

Because he's a big dumb-dumb.

Next.

Okay, I got one.

Donna, check it out.

I invented car skiing.

Hit it, toots.

You know, if there's anything
he should have glued himself to,

it was probably
the top of that car.

Steven, why are you doing this?

Doing what?
Forman's doing it.

Clearly, you're in charge.

Whoa. It's my pact, I...

Why wouldn't you
think I'm in charge?

Oh, it's probably because of
your narrow shoulders, honey.

They just don't shout
"leader," you know.

Oh, and Jim raises a lipstick.

Pretty confident, huh, Jim?

That's right, I am all in.

Okay, read 'em and weep.

Two, four, six, eight, ten.

All evens.

Stacy, this is so much fun.

You know, I never thought
I'd end up here.

Steven never once
discussed marriage.

Steven?

My butler, he is so uppity.

Eduardo, where's my purse?

I was mugged.

Donna, come to my cousin's
wedding this weekend

and check out her band.

All right, we'll be there.

No, we won't, Donna.

It's insane.

Excuse me, my fiancee told me
I have to give this back.

Angie just broke up with me.

No.

I don't know what happened.

She just dumped me,
like, out of nowhere,

and I was gonna
take her car skiing.

I need a hug from your mother.

Take off the training
wheels, buddy,

'cause it looks like somebody's
ready for his big-boy pact.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go pull
Kelso off my mother.

Jackie, we're not really
going to this wedding, are we?

I have to, Fez. It feels
so good to be a fiancee.

But you're not a fiancee.

You're a super cute high school
girl that I've been spying on

through a window
for three-and-a-half years.

Isn't that enough?

Hey, what's up?

Nothing.

Usually when I
ask that question,

you don't stop talking
till I pretend to fall asleep.

Ah, well, not today.

You look guilty.

What did you do?
Fez, what did she do?

Oh, I wasn't listening.

I was thinking about this
prince named Eduardo

and his lunatic queen.

Seriously, Steven,
everything's fine.

All right, but I'm telling you,

there's gonna be hell to pay

if you've donated all my
clothes to the Goodwill again.

Now we're lying to Hyde.

This is messed up, woman.

Fez, I know it's a little crazy,

but what if this is all I get?

I mean, what if Steven
never wants to settle down?

What if I never get
a real wedding

or real happiness
or real anything?

What if I'm just living in my
pink bedroom alone forever?

Fine, I'll go.

But please remember,
you're never alone in there.

I called Angie, like, 20 times,

and she won't even
answer the phone.

Wow, I guess something
really turned her off.

Something incredibly powerful.

All right.

So I've narrowed it down
to two reasons

why Angie might have
broken up with me.

She's either
a lesbian or a robot.

Come on, man, it's just
a girl. You'll get over it.

Hey, do something for you.

Take up smoking.

I don't wanna get over it. I just
want Angie back. I'm going home.

Wow, he really liked her.

I feel like I kicked a puppy.

Well, this is what happens when
you get into a pact with Eric Forman,

complete and utter devastation.

What?

So, Fez, what do you think?
Do you like my dress?

Yeah, it's okay, but you know
what would be more appropriate?

A straitjacket.

Because you're a Looney Tune.

- But, Fez...
- I said cuckoo!

Donna, Eduardo,

I want you to meet
my cousin, Janie.

- Hi.
- Hi.

It is so nice to see
two people declare their love

in such an expensive way.

So, Janie, you are looking good.

What are you doing later?

Um, going on my honeymoon.

You play hard-to-get.

I play hard-to-get-rid-of.

FYI. For your wedding, Donna,

tables one and two, where we
are sitting, are the popular tables.

Tables five and up are for
friends you have to invite

and relatives who drive trucks.

We are gonna get caught.

Oh, no, we're not, Fez, okay?

No one knows us here.
We'll be fine. Come on.

I can't believe they
put us at table seven.

I went to high school
with the bride's mother.

That's it, I'm milking
the open bar as punishment.

Well, hell, we could have
stayed home for that.

Hey, Donna,

I'm not wearing any
underwear under this.

Does that...
Does that turn you on?

No,

that only works when I do it.

Ooh.

Well, sucks to be the next guy
to rent this tux, huh?

All right, Angie,
here's the deal.

I did want everybody to tell
you those stories about Kelso,

and that was wrong,

'cause he really likes you,
so you have to take him back.

Steven, this is so unlike you.

Well, a friend of mine sent me
a really big baggie from Hawaii.

So I'm gonna be saying
all sorts of crazy stuff

over the next couple of weeks.

Well, I didn't break up with
Michael because of the stories.

I broke up with him because
I saw it was bothering you,

and we have a business to run.

Look, just do me a favor
and take him back.

I'll think about it.

Oh, man, Hyde,

it is not easy
doing it on your desk.

Okay, so I may have
already thought about it.

He's so good-looking.

Crap, it's Stacy Wanamaker.

Damn, I do wanna make her...

Uh, go to beauty school
'cause she's ugly.

You look familiar.
Do I know you?

Um, yeah, hi.
I'm Donna Pinciotti.

Donna.

Donna, she says she's Donna.

- Donna!
- Donna!

- Donna!
- Donna!

Eduardo.

No, she's Donna.

Why would you lie?

Are you even engaged?

Well, I can't believe a prince
was taken in by a common liar.

- Hey.
- Hey, how was the wedding?

Well, the service was beautiful,

the flowers were gorgeous,

and your girlfriend
was a humiliating wackadoo.

Jackie was there?

Are we still
walking from the car?

This is taking forever.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I thought you'd be on a plane
back to Prince Eduardo Land by now.

Donna's mouth is
as big as her feet.

Jackie, what the hell
were you thinking?

Look, Steven, I know it's a
crazy thing to do. It's just...

I wanted to know
what it was like

to be planning a life and
a wedding and everything.

I mean, that's all
I've ever wanted.

And I was starting to think it
was never gonna happen with you.

My God,
are we back on this again?

Why can't you just be happy
with what we've got?

Because I'm not, Steven.

Okay, look, I need to know
that we have a future together.

Can't you just give me some kind
of sign or just a tiny glimmer of hope

that maybe some day
we'll get married?

Jackie, I don't know.

My God, that's all you ever say.

Please, Steven,
please just say anything

besides "I don't know."
Anything else.

- I don't know.
- Okay.

Well, then I can't
be with you anymore.

Jackie, don't threaten me,
okay? It's not gonna work.

I'm not threatening you, Steven.

I can't waste any more
of my time on you

if it's not gonna happen for us.

Okay, well, at least now I know.

Janie.

Janie?

Has anyone seen the bride?
The limo's waiting

and the groom's gonna
pass out any second.

Janie?

Janie, what are you doing?

What are you doing? Have
a little respect for the bride.

Unless you wanna join us.
Yes? No?

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