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Long ago in the distant future, over 200
,000 miles from the safety of Earth,

a terrible secret link buried,
imprisoned beneath the surface of that

glowing orb in the night sky.

The moon.

But that ancient secret will not remain
hidden for long.

For soon, mankind will meddle with the
malevolent lunar forces and unleash the

most unholy terror ever to torment the
turbulent galaxy.

Goblin One, do you read? This is
Control.

Over.

I read you, Control.

How's everything back on Earth?

Still a mess.

Anything to report?

Sergei's playing with his rocks again.

Baxter's exploring a topological
anomaly.

I am not playing with rocks, Fred.

I am collecting samples.

Always so serious.

What's this about a topological anomaly?

Goblin 3, Baxter, do you read?

You see, Control, I was doing a survey
up on the ridge, and there was this

sort of shape sticking out under the
surface. And so I've just been digging

digging and...

It seems to me like there might be some
kind of structure down there.

Structure?

Like a building?

It sure is shooting control.

Here, you ought to be getting a feed
from my spacesuit camera about now.

You see, there's some kind of weird
markings all around the entrance.

Holy crap, is that writing?

I reckon it looks that way.

Hey, wait.

Get over here.

What's up, Tommy?

Look. Wait.

The live feed? Yeah.

Is that some kind of writing?

On the moon?

Don't tell him to be careful.

Baxter, careful with that.

Oopsie -daisy.

Oh, looks like I might have cracked it.

Uh -oh.

What's wrong with the picture?

Baxter, Baxter, what's going on? Oh, no.

Father of the East of China.

Ancient evil.

Get him back. Baxter, what's happening?
What do you mean ancient evil?

Fred, Sergey, do you guys have eyes on
Baxter?

Affirmative. That is negative.

Well, we did have eyes on him, but he's
gone now. Gone? What do you mean, gone?

He's gone.

Dead like a doornail.

Dead? What happened?

Oh, no.

Oh, no. It's Moon Ghost!

Did you hear that?

Yeah. What was that?

Sounded like a crash or something.

You know, there was something up in the
sky first, like a meteor or an asteroid

or something.

You don't think?

Visitors from another world.

Think we should investigate?

It could be dangerous.

That's why we got these.

Might be right about that, Willie. Let's
go get some.

Let's hurry this up, Willie. It's
getting late.

What, are you scared?

Hey, look at there.

That don't look like any meteor I've
ever seen.

Ain't that a meteorite? Huh?

When it lands.

I think it's called a meteorite when it
lands. Shut up, George.

Careful. There might be some kind of
hungry goo monster in it. You know, like

that old Stephen Queen movie.

That's a movie, George.

This is real life.

There ain't no monsters.

Besides, I just want to touch him.

Willie.

Hey, Willie.

Careful, Willie.

Well, I guess there ain't no monster.

You think it's valuable?

Well, yeah.

The mega -heads at NASA would probably
pay a fortune for a genuine meteor from

Mars.

Meteorite. Shut up, Gilbert.

Well, I'm just glad there ain't no
monster in it.

Hey, Selena.

Oh, sorry. You okay? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay, well, we're gonna go play some
hide -and -seek.

You wanna?

Come on. You spend way too much time by
yourself.

What's wrong with that?

Is she coming?

No.

Selena, it's hide -and -seek. Yeah, it's
gonna be fun.

What are you gonna do out here by
yourself?

Thank you.

Come on.

Babe.

Please. Hide and seek.

Hide and seek. Hide and seek. Hide and
seek.

Yeah.

Let's go.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Who is it?

Are you kidding me?

First round of hide and seek. I'm always
it.

All right. You count to 50. We'll go
hide. Okay. All right.

Okay, one.

Two.

That's 22.

That's 23.

24.

25.

Guys?

26.

27.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

That spooky moaning.

I don't hear any moaning.

Yet.

41.

42 43 Cut it out guys

44 45 I can't

look at you guys right now. You better
not be doing anything stupid 46

7 48 49 50 Ready or not

here I come

I'm gonna get ya.

I'm gonna get all three of ya.

Oh, I love this game.

Uh,

Kalina?

Baby, what's wrong? Kalina?

What should I do? I mean, I never...
Selina, what can I do?

Baby.

Baby, are you all right?

What happened?

Selina, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

What happened?

I don't know.

The worst headache of my life.

And that sound.

Maybe let's get to the tent before it
gets dark.

Yeah, you...

You could use some rest.

Everything will be okay.

Run!

Run!

Run!

Run!

I'm singing, my friend.

Calm down.

Calm down. Calm down?

That thing ate my friend! Yeah, it's
going to eat us if we don't stop

We're all going to die.

Not helpful.

Okay, just... We just have to stay here
and be quiet. Stay here.

Jerry, this is a tent. It can get
through friends. It can get through a

Just... Just let me think.

Okay.

I'm going to call someone.

Who are you going to call?

I don't know. The cops, I guess.

Police station, this is Sergeant Hooper.
What can I... Wait, wait, slow down.

Hold on, hold on. Just tell me what
happened.

Slowly.

You say you're camping in the woods with
your friends.

And you say a ghost monster killed your
friend?

You say it ripped his head off and ate
him.

Look, kids, this is crazy talk. There's
no such thing as ghost monsters.

And even if there were, what do you
expect us to do about it?

You say there aren't such things as
ghost monsters, and even if there were,

would I expect you to do about it? Your
job.

Okay, my friend is dead.

Dead. Come out here and investigate.

You say your friend is dead?

Dead? And you want us to come out and
investigate?

Okay, fine.

I'll send someone out. Where are you?

Old Willow Campground.

All right, sit tight, kid.

But the rapids, Hooper.

Some wacko kid says a ghost monster bit
the head off his friend and then beat

him. A ghost monster?

Where's the location?

You really want this one?

Yeah.

You got it, pal.

Jerry?

Did someone scream?

No.

Oh.

Okay. What am I going to tell Fred's
parents?

Tell them the truth.

They're not going to believe it. I'm not
sure I do, and I was there.

What about the funeral? Do you think
there's anything left to bury?

God, he was three chapters away from
finishing his first novel. Why did this

happen? You can't be thinking about this
right now, Lisa, okay? We have to just

focus on getting out of here.

Right, Selena?

If you say so.

Nothing can help us now.

Are you the one to call the police about
a murder?

Detective Sally Newman.

Jerry. And this is my girlfriend,
Selena.

And this is our platonic friend, Lisa.

My boyfriend is the one who... Who?

The one who is eaten by a ghost monster.

They're there. They're there.

Show me where this happened.

I've been a cop for over 20 years, and
this is the grossest thing I've ever

seen. Yeah, it was really scary.

Did you say that a goat monster did
this?

I guess so. I mean, it was like white
and flowy like a Halloween sheet, but

there were no legs underneath.

Good.

What'd you say?

It was an old tale that my grandmother
used to tell me when I was a kid.

Moon ghost.

The embodiment of pure evil.

Pure evil?

Pure evil.

According to the story, there was a
vibrant civilization

living on the moon.

But a sorcerer or wizard or something
accidentally conjured

up a monster.

Then it destroyed the entire lunar
civilization.

According to legend, one day, Moon Ghost
would

escape its prison on the moon and wreak
havoc on

other worlds, including ours.

Do you think that's what ate Fred?

That or a bear.

It wasn't a bear. It was Moon Ghost.

I would like to believe.

I really would.

My own poor granny went to her grave and
this thing, that it was real.

I mean, the whole family thought she was
off her rocker.

They committed her. The whole nine
yards.

Still, she never stopped telling us.

That Moon Ghost was coming for all of
us.

Moon Ghost would kill us in our sleep,
in our beds. Moon Ghost

would bring the apocalypse.

But believe me, kid.

Moon Ghost is just a legend.

It's Moon Ghost!

Ready for the moon!

She was right!

Come

and

get me. And don't plan the kiss yet.

Which way do we go?

Which way back to the cars?

I don't see any sign.

Come on, come on.

Selena?

Selena?

Delita! Wake up!

Wake up! Delita!

Jerry?

Wake up!

Then the video feed went blank.

We tried reaching out to them on every
possible channel, but it's all dead.

We're a little concerned that none of
them survived.

Well, obviously.

Who else knows about this?

Just Elmer and me and now you. Good. If
word gets out, we'll have a full -blown

panic on our hands.

A panic, Director White?

A mysterious orb, alien carvings on a
hidden moon temple, and a trio of dead

astronauts. You bet your dress socks
there'll be a panic.

Dumbass. What do we do now?

Let me make some calls. In the meantime,
just sit tight and don't show those

recordings to anyone.

Anyone.

Understood.

Nothing!

Police station, this is Sergeant Hooper.

Oh, hello there, Commissioner.

What's that?

A call from the old Willow's campground?

I already talked to the captain about
it, but Loomis went to check it out, and

that's the last I heard talk to Loomis.

What happened to Loomis? How should I
know?

She's not answering her radio.

What do you want me to do about it?

You want me to send someone to
investigate the investigation?

Hey, it's your guy, Mac.

I mean, sir.

Hey, anybody want to go looking for a
missing cop and a monster?

Who's there?

Ace Magley. City Herald.

Miss Gibbons, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?

About what? The police got a call last
night around 9 p .m.

Resulted in the disappearance of four
people.

A police detective included.

Oh?

Apparently, the fellow that called in
said his friend was attacked by some

of ghost monster.

And apparently, the fellow that called
in was your boyfriend.

I don't know anything about it. Miss
Gibbons.

Miss Gibbons!

This story will come out with or without
your help.

Miss Gibbons!

What happened out there? Did you see
this monster, Miss Gibbons?

What happened to Detective Sally Loomis,
Miss Gibbons?

Get a real job, kid.

Well, it's in the press.

How much do they know?

They know that people are being
slaughtered, and one of the victims

police and said it was some kind of
ghost monster.

Is that all?

Yeah. Then they don't know anything.

Director White. There's nothing to
connect this back to NASA.

Look, Phoebe, sooner or later, someone's
going to realize that this... Thing

started killing people in the middle of
Commander Darklove's mission to the

moon. And then... What evidence?

Exactly.

So what do we do now?

Let me make a few calls. In the
meantime, just sit tight and don't say

to anyone.

Keeping busy, guys?

Read the room, Luther! God!

Hey, raindrop.

Do you want to hear a poem I wrote for
you?

I don't just want to hear it. I need to
hear it.

Okay.

I stare into the windows of your eyes
like a...

A tom peeping into your soul. Your light
touches mine.

Cosmic rays forge our love.

Dust from the stars.

The shimmer of a comet's tail.

The solar winds through your billowing
celestial hair.

My love for you is a supernova.

And I'm exploding eternally, baby.

The end.

Queza.

That was transcendent. I know.

Love really is the solution to
everything.

Oh, you got that right, baby.

Great job.

Selena.

Hi,

Mom. Selena, dear, I saw this thing in
the papers. Are you all right? I'm fine,

Mom. But, honey, all your friends are
dead.

I know, Mom, I was there.

I know them all get... You know what? I
don't want to talk about it.

Should I come over and make dinner?

No, Mom.

I could make brownies.

You're not driving two hours to bring me
brownies.

Fine. If you won't talk to me, is there
someone else you can talk to?

Who am I going to talk to, Mom?

All my friends are dead.

Oh, honey.

I have to go. I love you, Selena.

Call me if you...

I think we got cut off. I was just
saying to call me if you need anything.

Okay, Mom.

I love you.

I love you too.

Yeah, I'm sorry, Rick.

Can't Jesse cover my shift?

I told you, it's personal.

Well, I don't know what else to tell
you.

I'm not coming in today.

So if you see a ghost, or a ghoul, or
even a goblin, call us, Diana and

Ghost Hunters, and we'll come to your
rescue. Our super -sophisticated

technology helps us detect poltergeists,
hauntings, and what have you. We can

even perform exorcisms or cleanings if
you or a loved one or a building have

been inhabited by some malevolent
entity.

Evil spirit, be gone!

Diana, you just punched a ghost out of
me!

I sure did.

So if you need some paranormal butt
detected or even kicked, call us

professionals, Diana and Ronnie. Ghost
Punchers!

Thank you.

Hey Cosmo, it's Sarah.

I completely lost all water pressure
again.

I thought you were going to fix it.

Yeah, well I don't appreciate having to
deal with this problem every other day.

I don't care. Just do your job and fix
it.

Fine. Thank you.

You've seen the news lately?

Which news?

Dude, there's tons of news.

The news about the police detective and
the campers. Oh yeah, they were like

brutally ripped apart by some monster or
something, right?

What?

Oh, oh.

Sorry,

did you know the deceased?

Jerry, my boyfriend.

And Lisa and Fritz.

They were my friends.

Bummer.

Were you actually there when it
happened?

That must have been awful.

It was.

I feel like we... Was there really a
monster?

It... It was Moon Ghost.

Dude, you saw Moon Ghost?

You know about Moon Ghost?

Yes, we are very well read. Yeah,
there's a whole chapter on it in the Big

of Moon Myths by Apollo York.

Moon Ghost supposedly wiped out an
entire civilization on the moon before

captured by the last moon wizard and
imprisoned in a moon temple.

So, what's he doing here?

And why is he killing everyone?

I have no idea how he's here, but he's
Moon Ghost, right? Like, killing is his

whole thing.

So, all Moon Ghost does is... kill
people.

Yeah, pretty much.

How do we stop him?

I mean, it took a flippin' moon wizard
and a legend, right? But he's a ghost,

right? And you two know how to fight
ghosts.

Not exactly, but your commercial, we are
very well

versed in paranormal studies and
sciences. We just... Well, we've never

seen a ghost.

Oh, this is perfect.

Well, hold up, dude. We still know what
to do. We trained with famous

spiritualist Jeffrey Wesley. And we both
have degrees in physics and

metaphysics. From real universities.

Just take us to where it happened.

We'll bring our gear and see what we can
do.

But if we fail, more people might die.

Maybe us.

Just give us a chance, okay?

just some good looking superheroes happy
halloween thank you you're welcome

hey

that's a great costume yeah they took a
treat

you want some candy

not really getting in the spirit of
things are we all right happy halloween

ghost

person anybody

There's like no clues or anything.

Are you getting anything on that?

Nothing unusual.

I'll try the EVP.

What EVP?

Electronic voice phenomena, dude.

Yeah, we use a special recorder to try
to pick a voice from the other side.

But Moon Ghost isn't on the other side.

He's on this side.

The side he can eat us.

Oh, yeah.

Good point.

You said that Moon Ghost stopped before
eating you, though.

Yeah. It was really weird.

Can you show us where that happened?

Over this way.

There's this green orb thing here.

It was glowing.

And I think it was calling to me.

Your glowing green orb called to you?

That is awesome!

There's something strange here. I'm
getting clear electromagnetic readings.

What does that mean?

Some people who've witnessed paranormal
events have reported fluctuations in

electromagnetic energy.

Yeah, like how static electricity makes
your hair stand on end.

Exactly. Oh.

What happened to the orb you found?

I took it home.

Can we see it?

Sure.

Strong electromagnetic readings. This
thing is off the charts.

There must be crazy amounts of
psychokinetic energy in there.

So, what is it?

Where did it come from?

Could be from outer space, or an
alternate dimension.

Might be a relic of an ancient order of
mystics, or some kind of unknown

sentient being.

Could be a frickin' dragon's egg.

That's a bird.

Sentient being?

Whatever it is. Go jump in the lake.

So, when now?

Does that have something to do with Moon
Goat?

Hard to say.

You'll need to talk to the real expert.

Who's that?

Apollo York.

The dude wrote the book.

I'm just waiting for this whole Moon
Goat thing to be over.

Either you're done or I'm fed.

Moon Goat!

Diana! You just punched Moon Goat! He's
a fake!

Wait! Hell yeah!

Ronnie!

Talk to Moon Goat!

Do you?

Got it.

I am bushed. You take out the trash,
Larry.

I'll do it in the morning.

You'll sleep in and you'll miss it
again.

No, I won't. You will.

Not this time.

Do it now.

Marge.

Do it now.

Well, you'll be happy to know the trash
is outside.

Why don't you give me a kiss and we can
get some sleep, huh?

Marge, where's your head?

And your little dog, too?

What's that? A ghost monster ate your
grandparents?

What? A ghost monster ate your pizza?

Oh, the ghost monster ate the pizza
delivery driver.

You say a dingo ate your baby? And a
ghost monster ate the dingo?

What? A ghost monster ate the mayor?

This is insane!

Indeed it was insane.

In the coming days, reports of moon
ghost sightings increase across all

of... Countries all continents, tales of
moon ghosts wreaking havoc, leaving

a trail of death and destruction in his
wake, the likes of which had never

before been seen on this earth.

Extra, extra, read all about it.
Thousands of people are missing or dead.

Could it be the work of the campground
ghost monster?

Only a buck to find out. It's a hoax,
kid.

Fake news.

More people.

Holy mackerel!

So it seems that more people have died.
Like, a lot more.

A lot.

But still no evidence to link it back to
NASA.

No, but... Fine, I'll make a few calls.
Sit tight. Don't say anything.

Did you hear about all the weird monster
killings?

Monsters?

Nice place.

What do you want?

You already wrote your stories.

Miss Gibbons, you know something.

Everybody's dead. The end.

Come on, Selina.

I can call you Selina. Come on, Selina.
You have seen the ghost monster.

As far as I can tell, you're the only
one who's seen it and survived.

Okay, look, this may sound weird, but...

I think it's from outer space.

What makes you say that? The attack
started the same day that the team of

astronauts went missing on the moon.

Oh? NASA has tried to remain very hush,
but Commander Fred Darklove and his team

were doing some sort of research.

NASA was publishing its reports several
times a day, and then it just stopped.

What?

No explanation.

Just... nothing.

So... what, you think it killed them and
then came to Earth?

Maybe.

Would explain why NASA and the Feds are
trying to remain so mum.

I'm not with NASA or the government.

What do you expect me to say? Helena,
just tell me what you know.

Heck, tell me what you think you know.

I don't know much.

Just stories, legends.

Well, let's start there.

Have you heard of Moon Ghost?

The hell is a Moon Ghost?

An evil entity from the moon. It's said
to have wiped out all civilization there

thousands of years ago.

Uh -huh.

Apparently it's not as much of a myth as
we once thought.

And was your people at least the same?

Inadvertently, yes.

What do y 'all want from me?

Mr. Secretary.

For sure, Phoebe.

Y 'all can call me Wayne, you know that.

That's at the motel. At work, I'd like
to keep things professional.

Okie dokie.

As of right now, there is no direct
evidence linking Moon Ghost back to us,

that's how we'd like things to stay.

Mm -hmm. But most of my staff are dead
now.

Mm -hmm. Sooner or later, we're going to
have to do something.

Why? It's killing hundreds of people
every day.

Mm -hmm. So there's that.

All right, bye.

I can make a few phone calls.

Check in with the president.

Meantime, why don't you and your people
just sit tight, okay?

I love it when you exercise your
administrative authority.

Save it for the motel director, Wyatt.

I'm so sorry.

Don't know what came over me.

Let me get this straight.

The moon wizard imprisoned the moon
ghost on the moon.

Thousands of years ago.

According to the legend.

So, maybe it didn't just kill the
astronauts. Maybe the

astronauts relieved it.

I guess that's possible.

Possible? Hot dog!

It's a home run!

Of course NASA wants to keep this quiet
if it's all their fault. But it's not

their fault. Not really. It was probably
an accident. Yes, of course. Could you

imagine the headlines?

NASA Stooges Unleash Ancient Monster.

Big bold letters.

It's going to sell a million copies.

A billion copies. A trillion copies.

Do people still read newspapers?

I've got to get down to the office to
write this.

But this isn't just about selling
newspapers, is it?

It's about convincing people that
there's a real danger.

Right? Sure.

We'll do that too.

Oh, one more thing.

How exactly did this moon wizard
imprison the moon ghost?

I don't know.

But I think I have an idea on how to
find out.

Well, why don't we compare notes after
you figure it out?

Tom?

Now, this moon ghost apocalypse that's
upon us is judgment from the Lord.

Judgment for all the sins of this wicked
world.

Sins of the heart, sins of the mind, and
my personal favorite, sins of the

flesh.

But, even in the midst of all this death
and destruction, ain't no need to be

pessimistic. No.

There's a means of salvation, and I'm
going to help you out.

All you have to do is partner with the
pastor of My Retreat Ministries.

Send us a contribution.

We can pray for you.

Now,

you contribute a little bit, $10, $20,
we're going to pray for you a little

You contribute a lot, $100, $200, $1
,000, we're going to pray for you a lot.

And as a special added bonus, just
because I'm that kind of guy, if you

contribute $200 a month,

You want to get this complimentary t
-shirt that says, I survived the moon

apocalypse.

It's got a regular street value of $29
.95, and it's going to be yours

absolutely free.

So, get out that checkbook, write up a
check, send it in to the Pastor Myron

Scratch message.

We're going to party together, and we're
going to blow moon ghosts away with the

breath of the Lord.

Now, hey, I want you all to try it with
me now. We're going to blow.

Charlie, where are you going?

Just got to turn my papers.

Well, don't be out too late. You've got
to be at the coal mine early tomorrow.

Okay, Mom.

It

won't

work. Yes, it will. No, it won't. Yes,
it will. No, it won't. You have to be

quiet.

You'd like to hear that?

It was probably just a bird or something
like that. No way.

What? Oh, gosh.

Ah!

You consumed my...

In a given, we spoke on the phone
earlier.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Come here, please.

Please, have a seat.

Now then.

talk about Moon Ghost.

Yeah.

You... You wrote about it in your book.

Ah, of course.

I cranked out that little ditty during a
crazy weekend in Atlantic City 15 years

ago.

In the book, you say that Moon Ghost was
defeated by the last

Moon Wizard.

Yeah. But it didn't say how. How?

Well, that is an interesting yarn.

You see, moon ghosts have wiped out
nearly all of the lunar civilization.

Of the original eight moon wizards, only
one remained.

Of course.

I have a copy.

of Sir Whitley Marvelton's Lunar
Chronicles here somewhere.

Now, Sigmund, the last moon wizard, had

imprisoned moon ghosts in a mythical
talisman and then sealed it inside

the sacred moon temple where it's
remained for thousands of years.

it now.

Hmm. Well, that is another interesting
yawn.

Pardon me for asking, why are you so
interested in Moon Ghost?

Why?

Because he's out there killing everyone?

What?

Well, that's just silly.

Moon Ghost, if he ever really exists.

It is trapped inside the Moon Temple, if
that ever really existed. On the Moon,

if that even really existed.

Don't you watch the news?

Moon Ghost does exist.

I've seen him.

real? He killed all my friends.

And like thousands of other people.

Hot diggity!

I knew it!

They called me mad, bonkers, wacko.

But I knew Moon Ghost was real.

I knew he would come and kill us all one
day.

I was right.

Joyous news.

I'm happy.

For you, Dr. York.

But what about Moon Ghost?

Yes.

He will need to be studied.

New books will need to be written.

This is a momentous occasion. Truly
momentous.

But how do we stop it?

There is a prophecy passed down by the
last Moon Wizard when he

immigrated to Earth.

Yes? Only when the one with the full
moon in their eyes is

sacrificed will Moon Ghost be defeated.

That's a rough translation from the
original Lunaries, of course.

So I have to die?

In order to kill it?

You.

What makes you think the prophecy has
anything to do with you?

The Orb of Sigma.

I found it the night the attacks began.

It called to me.

The Orb of Sigma.

Called to you?

Oh, my.

What? What does this mean?

Miss Gibbons.

You are the chosen one.

The final descendant of Sigmund, the
last moon -weathered.

I'm descended from a moon -weathered?

Naturally.

That is why the orb called to you.

Oh.

What is the orb of Sigmund?

The prison.

The talisman that Sigmund used

to capture Wormghost.

All those generations ago.

That's

why

you look a little afraid of it.

Naturally.

Then I have to use it to stop him.

But how can I do that if I also have to
be sacrificed?

Clearly, Moonghost won't go anywhere
near you.

If you have the orb in hand, you will
have to face him without it.

But how am I supposed to imprison him if
I'm dead?

It's a heck of a catch -22, isn't it?

What to do?

My dear girl Neither do I

Chapter 1.

Mooncoat is real.

So, Professor Reginald

Sunspot, a third

from Gale.

You... ...have go... ...hit...

...a... ...dark.

Hello.

We meet at last.

I guess I won't be finishing this new
book today after all.

Will I?

Let's be friends?

Mr.

President, we gotta act real quickly
live here.

This whole Moongos thing is getting way
out of hand.

Hundreds of thousands of people are
dead, sir.

We gotta get on this thing like kicking
on a hound dog, you know what I mean?

I saw on the news it's all NASA's fault.

Let them deal with it.

I have spoken.

But sir, everybody at NASA is dead?

And even if they weren't, they ain't
equipped to handle something like this.

you questioning my decision?

No. But... It sounds like you're
questioning my decision.

Mr. President, your eminency, if I may,
I just feel that a national emergency of

this scope requires some executive
intercession.

Like the military?

Yeah, probably.

Fine. Let's blow some shit up.

President out.

You had it in the way, Waxman.

No, you turkey. The Secretary of
Defense.

Initiate Operation Big Kaboom.

Mr. Muppet, that always seems to work.

You're welcome.

The death toll is now in the hundreds of

thousands. Scientists and paranormal
investigators are working round the

to find a way to defeat Moongum.

Since City Herald star reporter Ace
Manley's latest story broke, conspiracy

theorists are blaming NASA itself for...

In the first place, NASA Director Phoebe
White has denied any direct

involvement.

NASA denies any involvement with this
moon ghost.

I'm sure the truth will come out.

Just sit tight.

Director White was reportedly eaten by
moon ghost just minutes after making

statement. Any other questions?

Yes, you, the moon ghost in the front
row.

Meanwhile, despite all evidence...

It's just the latest in a string of
hoaxes created by political extremists.

mean, do they really expect us to
believe in something as ridiculous as

Moonghost? Moonghost?

Ha! It's all a plot to distract us from
the real threat.

Microchips are being implanted into
desserts and candy bars.

Chocolate can track our movements and
turn us into socialist puppy -killing

people. It's on my blog, which you can
read by downloading my exclusive app.

Make sure to smash that like and
subscribe, and remember, there is no

ghost.

Well, try to like him then!

Looking for the Roaring Twenties.

Hot dog.

Front line coverage. I'm going to get a
Pulitzer for sure.

Oh, no.

This is the wrong 20s.

Isn't a great time?

It's the thing that ate all my friends
when we were camping.

I'm coming to get you. No, Mom, just
stay. I am not going to let some space

monster eat my precious space. Mom,
there is nothing you can do.

And I'm bringing Brownie. Mother!

I need you to stop.

You can't help me.

No one can help me.

Not Jerry, or the police, or ghost
punchers.

Or Dr.

York. And not even you. Did you say
ghost punchers?

I love you, Mom.

But there's something I have to do
myself.

Okay, honey. Just please be careful.

Hello, Mom.

What's that?

You say Moon Ghost ain't your entire
football team?

What do you mean nothing's working?

Hit him harder!

Nuke the bastard!

No, not literally nuke him. Just kill
him!

Look at this crowd.

Is there a new war going on up there
that nobody told me about?

It's Moonghost.

Moonghost? Ah, great.

I'm going to be putting in some heavy
overtime tonight.

You think Moonghost just devoured
everyone at the UN?

I'm going to call in some
reinforcements.

Ghost has wiped out the whole U .S.
Army?

Can anyone stop this horrifying
creature?

meets your kin, you evil twerp!

Hello, Selina.

Welcome to the mystical realm of the
Undermoon.

Are you... Sigmund, the last Moon
Wizard.

Wow. The last?

Until now.

What do you mean?

Only through your noble sacrifice could
Moonghost be defeated.

Now that you have died, you may be
reborn as the new moon wizard.

Oh?

Um... I didn't die.

What? I didn't die.

Well, that doesn't make any sense.

I mean, the prophecy.

You needed to be sacrificed.

I just...

Out. Martin, moon ghost. But that's not
the prophecy.

Maybe you misunderstood.

Don't lecture me on interpreting moon
prophecy, young lady. I've been around

longer than you've existed.

Okay, fine.

Then you were right, and I'm dead.

Except I'm not.

I heard that.

Well, regardless, you have defeated.

moon ghost.

Therefore, you may take up the mantle of
being moon wizard.

Okay.

Cool.

It is cool.

So, what am I supposed to do with the
orb?

Do I just lock it in my closet?

No. The orb will return to the cosmos
and find a hiding place on its own.

What do I do now?

Return to your Earth and be the best
moon wizard you can be.

pretty much destroyed and I was worried
that you were too.

Almost, Mom.

Almost. Well, I won't keep you. I just
wanted to make sure you weren't dead.

That's okay.

Hey, Mom?

Yes, honey?

I could sure go for some brownie.

I'll be there in two hours.

Maybe faster since traffic will be
light.

You know, what with all the death and
everything.

I'll see you soon.

Bye, honey.

Bye, Mom.

And so, Moonghost's merciless rampage is
defeated once again.

And let us hope it is for the last time.
For the next time Moonghost attacks,

there may not be the descendant of a
moon wizard to save humanity.

Only space and time will tell.

Yeah.