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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,460 But Harry, you don't understand. 2 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,640 I'm tired of looking at homie's bald pussy. 3 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:02,500 I need some hairy snatch to fuck. 4 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:04,820 I do understand, Ron. 5 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,580 It's just, do you really think it's a good idea for me to get the spell from 6 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:11,240 Helitrix and then use it on every girl in the school? 7 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:13,700 I wouldn't be asking you if I wasn't desperate. 8 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,620 Okay, Ron. I'll do it. 9 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,500 Yeah? 10 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,400 But I hope I don't regret it. 11 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:50,230 I've been expecting you. 12 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:58,850 So, you see, in Ron's dream, you were giving all the girls... Giving 13 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:00,310 all the girls what, Harry? 14 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,370 Well, you know. 15 00:03:03,890 --> 00:03:06,430 Shag carpeting, you might say? 16 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:10,110 Yeah, you might say something like that. 17 00:03:10,970 --> 00:03:16,870 So, do you really have a spell like this, or is this just one of Ron's dumb 18 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:17,870 dreams? 19 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:22,680 You know, Harry, I used to have the same problem. I couldn't grow a bush. 20 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,580 And then I was given a spell by a great wizard. 21 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,720 Um... And then what happened? 22 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,180 Well, you figure it out. 23 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:40,380 Wow, 24 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,000 that's a very nice bush, Elytrix. 25 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:46,500 I don't... 26 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:48,350 I don't know if I should be looking at it. 27 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:53,170 Well, Harry, you're gonna have to do more than just look at it if you want me 28 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:54,170 teach you that spell. 29 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:57,730 Come here and show me how much you really care about your friend. 30 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:21,410 Why don't you get more comfortable, Harry? 31 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:31,470 I don't know what just happened, but... 32 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:34,090 Ooh. 33 00:04:35,490 --> 00:04:36,490 A little bit. 34 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:13,680 Better do a good job, Harry. 35 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,360 Here. 36 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,080 I can't see anything without them. You don't need to see anything. 37 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,360 Fuck. 38 00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:08,209 Thank you. 39 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:20,640 Oh, my God. 40 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,720 Oh, fuck. Just like that. 41 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:42,610 Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, fuck. 42 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:19,190 Just like that, just like that. 43 00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:23,070 Fuck. 44 00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:26,170 Fuck. 45 00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:57,010 You've been a good boy. 46 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:20,190 So what happened? Do you think it will work? 47 00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:24,450 Well, if Helitrix was telling the truth... 48 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,560 All right then. Give it a go. 49 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:34,540 I still don't know if this is a good idea or not. Come on, Harry. We've gone 50 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:35,540 this far. 51 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:38,260 All right then. 52 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,320 For this bald pussy, I do not care. 53 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,600 Give me much, much hair. 54 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,519 Do it now. 55 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,520 Do it in a rush. 56 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,920 Give me a big, big bush. 57 00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:05,290 You know, it's one thing, though, that's really been baffling me. 58 00:26:06,210 --> 00:26:07,630 Who do you think it's gonna work on? 59 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,870 I was just bald the other day, and I grew a bush overnight. 60 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,470 Well, I think it looks sexy. 61 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:30,770 Ron, you're not even a bit worried about me. 62 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,300 Trust me, there's nothing to be worried about. 63 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,180 How can you be so sure? 64 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,860 All right, if I tell you, you promise to keep this between you and me? 65 00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:41,480 Hold what's on us. 66 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:47,120 Okay. Well, Harry went to Heli Triggs to cast a spell on the girls to make their 67 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,120 bushes grow. 68 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,380 What? 69 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,080 You sound upset. 70 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,740 Harry should have known better. I'll deal with him later. 71 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:56,240 But what about me? 72 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,900 You're an idiot, but well turned on. 73 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,200 So why waste it? 74 00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:16,180 Look at this. 75 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,480 Oh my goodness. 76 00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:19,420 True. 77 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,200 I just, I don't understand. 78 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,220 Yesterday I was smooth and today, this. 79 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:28,760 I would be alarmed. 80 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,220 Rumor has it it's just a harmless spell that's affected all of the girls. 81 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,900 A spell? Are you serious? 82 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,280 Who's responsible? 83 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,600 Rumor has it that Harry and your brother are the perpetrators. 84 00:52:40,820 --> 00:52:43,160 I could kill them. No, no, no. Don't be so upset. 85 00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:46,140 In fact, I kind of like it. 86 00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:48,180 Really? Yeah. 87 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,780 Let me show you how much I appreciate it. 88 00:53:57,180 --> 00:54:01,640 You must really think it is sexy I love it 89 00:57:38,990 --> 00:57:39,990 Mmm. 90 00:59:36,970 --> 00:59:38,370 Thank you. 91 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,040 Mm. 92 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:45,140 No. 93 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,860 Thank you. 94 01:13:49,450 --> 01:13:52,810 What makes you think that I did that? We all know you did this with your spell. 95 01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:56,290 I really don't want to get expelled. 96 01:13:57,250 --> 01:14:02,930 Well, no one's going to tell on you because all the girls and, well, all the 97 01:14:02,930 --> 01:14:04,490 guys, too, like our coaches. 98 01:14:06,190 --> 01:14:08,490 I really don't want you in trouble. 99 01:14:09,490 --> 01:14:13,190 Well, you won't. And I'm going to show you my appreciation. 100 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:49,740 Thank you. 101 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,760 Thank you. 102 01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:27,660 I don't know how they got here. 103 01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:33,140 But I'm so turned on by my hairy twats. 104 01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:37,420 And it happened to you too, Luna. 105 01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:39,320 You too have a hairy twat. 106 01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:43,000 And what I tell Dumbledore that it's Harry's fault. He's going to have no 107 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,140 but to expel him for good. 108 01:24:44,940 --> 01:24:47,980 No, Draco. Just wait. Don't run off just yet. 109 01:24:49,220 --> 01:24:51,840 I heard some boys like hairy twats. 110 01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:53,560 That's besides the point. 111 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,100 You know you want to touch it. 112 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,000 I do enjoy the bush. 113 01:25:02,900 --> 01:25:09,680 All you have to do is promise not to say anything to anyone and you can 114 01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:11,420 really enjoy my door. 115 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,080 My whole world's honor. 116 01:25:45,610 --> 01:25:47,070 oh my god it's so heavy 117 01:26:47,020 --> 01:26:48,960 I'm going to take my headphones off. 118 01:26:53,780 --> 01:26:55,120 So cold. 119 01:27:35,290 --> 01:27:38,850 All of you audience are wrong. 120 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:32,240 I'm such 121 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:39,480 a 122 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:42,800 ducky boy. I just wanna be the ducky, ducky, ducky boy. 123 01:28:52,110 --> 01:28:54,790 I wanted this for so long. 124 01:29:32,620 --> 01:29:33,620 I love this. 125 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:35,560 Oh, 126 01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:38,600 that's quite nice. 127 01:29:43,940 --> 01:29:45,100 Oh, Huda. 128 01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:48,800 At last did you learn that. 129 01:30:38,890 --> 01:30:40,210 Oh, the light is off my throat. 130 01:30:41,050 --> 01:30:42,310 It's coming back. 131 01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:43,800 I need some more. Oh, I think you should be the headmaster. 132 01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:25,240 Thank you. 8738

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