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Hey, Lima, hey, hey, listen,

where are you at right now?

The grocery store. Better make it sound good.

I thought I'd bring a six -pack.

Hey, no, no, listen, I'm over at Hamilton's place, and there's a couple

here. Listen, since you're at the grocery store, could you do me a favor?

Could you bring, like, some chips or beer or something over?

All right. Can you do that?

All right, sweetie, I'll see you when you get here. You know where he is. All

right, bye.

What a way to get her here.

Hey, she should be here anyway.

I could have gotten some pizza.

I'll bet you a fucking grand that you can't get her over here on the truth.

bet you a fucking grand you can't get her over here based on that. If you told

him half the shit that he's probably told his wife about me.

Tell her that both Craig and Hamilton are here and we want to gangbang her.

She's already on the way.

Come on. Tell her the truth.

A thousand bucks.

A thousand bucks U .S.

In other words, I call her now while she's on the way and I tell her, you're

really coming over here to do a gangbang in essence.

We're all going to fuck her up the ass, yeah.

Are you not?

Got one, babe.

Oh, now you've got more bowls than me.

That'll give her some time to think about it. Hey, honey, you're still on

way, right?

Okay, you didn't get the beer. No, listen, I haven't gotten the beer yet,

yet, no, no, I didn't.

I just, the chip slipped my mind.

Remember the other night we were watching TV really late, and you

were watching this thing on TV about this kind of like...

very loose, liberal kind of lifestyle.

Yeah, swingers. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.

Well, you were a little turned on by it, you know? Yeah, I was getting a little

turned on. What is this about?

Listen, I owe like fucking $2 ,000 on that fucking car of yours that fucking

blew up. I could use some money, but keep that in the back of your mind. Keep

that in the back. Honey, would you come on over anyway? Because I kind of, I

kind of, well, I'll explain to you when you get here. Basically, you're going to

get, basically getting fucked by four guys.

I'll tweet you more when you're here. Bye, honey. Bye.

What?

What?

You at what?

Fucker.

$3 ,000 fucking bucks.

The proof to the putt.

Well, hey, honey. You and I are going to have words.

About what?

No, come on. About your money. No, don't tweet me.

Hi, Lena. How did they put you? Fuck off. How did they put you?

It wasn't like that. I told you I don't even like you hanging around with these

losers. Hey, how you doing? They're all right. What?

Oh!

Oh, you're going to honey me into coming over and fucking your loser friends.

And somehow money's involved in that.

Forget about it. I said in the back of your mind. In the back of my mind.

Remember the other night when we watched this? In the back of my mind.

Remember that night we were watching the thing on TV?

Swingers. Right, right. You liked it.

Don't fuck yourself, Hamilton.

Hamilton, hey, let me handle this.

Anyhow, you thought it was real.

Yeah, but you know what?

Those are swingers that they tape because they look good. It looks great.

Your friends have put you up to offering money.

Some amount of money.

the car.

I said put that in the back of your mind. What part of the back of your mind

you thinking? Back here.

We were just talking about, out of all of our wives, that you were the best

looking wife. That's right, that's right.

No one else would do it, would they?

No.

Your wife do it?

She's not home. I'd rather they get her home.

How about your wife?

Your wife, you couldn't get home?

She hung up on me, actually.

Yeah, she did. She turned the fuck off. Okay. Kelly did.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Okay, that is true.

That is true. Don't try to flatter me.

Okay. Come on, Anna. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.

Oh, Lena, I'll be honest. I have a complete fault for this. I cooked this

thing up. I've wanted your ass for years.

Yeah, I figured.

Besides, I figured your husband was so pussy whipped, he'd still say no and

kick the shit out of you the next day. I'd win tonight.

Really? Yeah.

Well, then, I got a deal. How much are they offering you?

A grand. A grand?

Thank you, Hamilton.

For $700, I'll give these two of your friends blowjobs, and

Hamilton can watch, but he can't do anything with me. Okay. I can get Kelly

come down here for $500 and blow all four of us. Yeah, but Kelly's a whore.

Okay, so for... I'm damn proud of it. In that case... And since you're

negotiating... For $900, how about I blow all of you...

And these two can fuck me, but you can't.

It's a grand, honey.

Full shebang. It's okay with me.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, well... Are you doing? I like a girl who knows what she wants. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like... I... I just think you're hot. I

think your wife wouldn't... I think you're afraid to ask your wife.

I was on the phone. I was trying to get a hold of her. She didn't answer the

phone. Yeah. That's okay. I know Jodie. I'll call her tomorrow.

I'll call her.

I'll sort her all out.

We kind of want to keep this amongst us.

Kind of a guy thing.

And you're now one of part of us. You're the team.

You're one of us. You're a true part of us.

Here's the best thing.

It's a thousand bucks out of my pocket. No, it's not. You don't have a thousand

bucks. I've talked to Kelly, okay? I'll give you the full thousand.

Cash. No, I'm saying what... I mean, all of you must have put something in. I'll

give you the thousand of my money. Cash.

That really screwed me.

You don't like me. Here's your chance. Take my money.

Don't fuck yourself. Well, we gotta have your ass.

So, what do you think? I mean... We're gentlemen.

Well...

I mean, I've thought about your friend here, you know, at least, like, sucking

his dick.

Trevor, I mean, well, I'm sorry, pal. I just never thought of you as that kind

of type.

Well, we've looked at you, though.

Yeah, you're hot.

We talked about you much, you know. Will you shut up about the car thing? Okay,

okay. If I do them, will you just stop with the car? Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Blow it again, will you?

Okay, I think I could probably blow you.

Oh.

Can my friends help me out? Because I'm a bit shy without my friends, you know?

Really? You want them to hold it for you? No, no, it's just that they give me

kind of... They kind of give me moral support. Okay, you want to take it down

for them? Yeah, yeah, let's... Okay, hold off, buddy. I'm comfortable.

Okay, you see, comfort... I'm the picture of motherfucking comfort.

Don't try to make me more comfortable, okay? No problem. Now, okay, whip it

I don't want to upset you, you know.

All right.

Ooh, fantastic.

His presence is hurting my brain, darling.

Okay.

Oh, man.

Well.

I didn't say anything.

Is that

about what you wanted to see, honey? Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, you watched me

one of your friend's cocks?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

man.

What? That's a good thing.

Oh, yeah, I know.

This is better than

chopping anyway, you know.

So what happened to the beer and the chips?

You know, maybe this would go a little smoother if you all just shut up.

Especially you, honey.

Don't forget Hamilton.

It's a part of the band. I'm sorry.

She did say she was sucking. I know.

I don't think I said that.

Well, I guess we could just put our pants up and put them on anyway.

Yeah, yeah. Hold up on that thought a little while.

Yeah, just think about it.

What is this?

Are you getting a hard -on thinking about your wife sucking other men's

Are you getting off on watching me blow your friends?

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

You know what?

Remember this because it's not going to happen again.

Operator. Hello, operator.

Yeah, that's it.

That's it, baby.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What? What?

Oh, man.

What? That's not going to fit. What are you talking about?

I just thought I'd... Here, just shove them in like... Here, there you go.

That's it.

Just relax.

You know you're rubbing your dicks on each other.

Well... Put your tongue in between them, will you? Yeah. There you go.

My wife's got some nice sleepers.

She's up next.

Shopping. It's like the comb off a bumper.

Me first.

You know what? If these guys are going to fuck you, you're going to fuck me

first.

Yeah. Get up.

He didn't mean it. I'm not a slut.

I'm a businesswoman.

That's right, Craig.

Don't forget that.

Fuck me.

Fuck me if anybody returns.

Fuck yeah.

Fucking better.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, if I could take it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, fuck it.

All right.

My turn to do it, huh?

Taste your pussy.

Yeah,

let's.

Nothing's going up my ass, okay? That's like an exit only.

Remember, I said to get right in there.

No, you didn't! I got this.

No, you didn't!

That's right. All the way. All the way.

Quit it!

Safety

tip.

Here, I'll get up and I'll let you fly.

Oh, yeah, she's just ready to cry for us. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's right. We all got to pucker the ass, though.

No!

Oh, you don't like it? Yeah.

You didn't think you could take two dicks in your pussy at the same time?

I think she likes it.

Oh, yeah. She seems

to really be enjoying this.

Wait till you get her home today.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

That's right. That's right.

That's right. Just fucking gag yourself.

All the

way.

Right all the way down.

That's right. All the way.

Just fucking gag yourself.

No, I'm telling you nothing is going in my ass, okay Maybe

we should just get her to back onto it

Ooh, she's fighting it.

Talk to your wife. Tell her to let him. I'm trying to.

Why don't you let Hamilton fuck you in the ass? No!

How about me, honey?

It means another carburetor,

honey.

Oh, yeah.

This might be just one of those things where you just got to kind of do it.

Yeah, I think so.

I think that's exactly what's needed.

It's only going to hurt for a little bit, honey.

I told you, no!

Oh, my God!

You like it.

Put this in your mouth, honey.

Now, much better.

Much better, right?

All the way down, all the way down.

Nothing corrects a woman's attitude like being fucked up the ass.

See, if you jammed your cock up your ass, you'd be able to piss her off.

Take it up the ass at the same time.

How many times have you asked to fuck her up the ass and she said no?

Oh, about 150.

Ron, it's only twice.

We all fucking you up the ass.

This is a no arguing zone. Suck this.

She talks too much.

Like all women, she doesn't know when to shut up.

Oh, yeah.

That's right. Oh, yeah.

That's right. Oh, yeah.

Fucker. I'm

gonna

bone you up the ass.

Oh God, he sucks so good.

Thank you.

attitude creation, huh? Yeah.

Want to fuck her up their ass now, Ray? Trust me, I'm the only thing between

disaster and his table right now.

All right.

No, I can't.

Yeah.

You alright? Oh, yeah, now.

There's your cock in there, yeah.

Fuck.

Suck his cock, girl.

Suck his cock.

It's the best.

Just not finding that out.

After all these years.

Can we do this again tomorrow night?

Well, honey,

we need a new back porch.

Yeah, I'll fit you in.

At this rate, you're never getting your car replaced.

Honey.

Tell me you like it up there.

You know,

this could be part time for my favorite part. Oh, yeah. Come down here, baby.

You're going to love this. We're going to hose you down.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to love that.

Fucking whore!

But I love you, darling.

I really, really love you so much.

Oh, where's the keys to the car?

Oh, I have them if you think you're getting in back here.

thousand dollars mistaken.