Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:10,380
Alright, so, Shark Week officially
starts tomorrow, but, uh, Wallabies on
2
00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:12,360
rampage. Now you're talking.
3
00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,900
Yeah, you see, like, see, they're
clearing that fence. It's not tall
4
00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:16,900
fence for a wallaby.
5
00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,160
It's a rookie mistake.
6
00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,220
Building a fence that tall in the
outback.
7
00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,160
I'll take your word for it. Your cow's
gonna go hungry. I'll change.
8
00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,019
Hey, you.
9
00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:27,020
Hey. Who?
10
00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,680
Well, it's the, uh, discovery. Oh, God.
11
00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,020
Discovery plan.
12
00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:34,870
Yeah, which is really interesting. It's
about, you know, Australian wildlife.
13
00:00:35,190 --> 00:00:36,190
And you're seeing the outside.
14
00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:38,470
It's a gorgeous day. We need to do
something.
15
00:00:38,850 --> 00:00:43,410
Yeah, you guys have been watching TV
for... You're always watching TV. It's
16
00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:46,610
at our house. It's at your house. Well,
he's got a nicer TV. He really does.
17
00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:48,670
It's so much bigger. We should get a
bigger TV.
18
00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:53,690
Then let's go out. We'll go out and go
shopping or we'll... I got it.
19
00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:55,330
We could...
20
00:00:55,470 --> 00:00:56,470
Go to a strip club.
21
00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:58,110
I was going to go crazy.
22
00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:00,790
Whoa, that's not even where I was going.
I like it.
23
00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:05,190
It's your bachelor party. Honey, I would
never do anything to jeopardize the
24
00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,590
integrity of our marriage like that.
25
00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:07,810
Not on the cards.
26
00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:11,750
Well, I would love to go to a strip
club, but we just spent a lot of money
27
00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:14,730
food for this party. I mean, we should
probably eat this food.
28
00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:17,830
Then we'll go to a strip club or
something, but I doubt it.
29
00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:20,010
Shark Week.
30
00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:27,800
Really? You guys don't want to see some
sexy girl? I have a beautiful wife.
31
00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:34,780
Maybe I want to see other people, other
girls doing... I don't... Guys,
32
00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:39,100
be sure to come back before it's too
late. No, you're not listening.
33
00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,680
Just think about it.
34
00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:43,460
You can sit on your lap.
35
00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:45,280
We can walk and dance on the pool.
36
00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:50,000
I don't want to objectify another woman
like that in front of you. That would be
37
00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,040
terrible. You know what?
38
00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:55,980
Lacey, I have that recipe you wanted to
take a look at in the kitchen.
39
00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,100
Oh, yeah.
40
00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,259
I'm pretty hungry.
41
00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:02,220
Yeah, thank you very much. The food. We
got everything.
42
00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,199
So, yeah.
43
00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,940
It's already got the grill going. It's
going to be fantastic.
44
00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,340
They were pretty loud. Only adults
descend to drink.
45
00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:17,610
I just, I've tried to, you know, ease
him in gently.
46
00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:20,870
Obviously, you know, you've made some
suggestions as well, right?
47
00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:24,790
Yeah, he keeps, like, every time that I
bring up the snowballing thing, he keeps
48
00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:27,590
saying the same snowboarding. I think
it's, like, the accent is different.
49
00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:30,110
I asked about that, too, and he didn't
understand.
50
00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,350
No. How do they not, like,
51
00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:34,530
watch, like, any, like, online videos?
52
00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:37,870
Like... I'm sorry about that. I don't
know what's gotten into it lately.
53
00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:41,750
Suggesting, like, strip clubs and stuff
like that? That's a bit weird.
54
00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,170
Strippers, strippers, strippers.
55
00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:49,570
The other day, she suggested we do
something called snowballing?
56
00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,190
I don't even know what that is.
57
00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:52,850
Snowboarding?
58
00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:55,830
Yeah, it must have been snowboarding.
59
00:02:56,290 --> 00:02:57,790
But she's crazy.
60
00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:01,710
I mean, ever since she's got this
internet channel.
61
00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:06,120
website or whatever. She just wants to
do all kinds of crazy stuff, but it's
62
00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,820
somebody else's wife. I mean, you're
married to that one person for the rest
63
00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:12,020
your life. You only have sex for the
rest of your life with that one person
64
00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,500
because it's so good.
65
00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,800
I mean, honestly, it keeps on getting
weirder and weirder, the shit that I'm
66
00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,420
putting in the search engines now, but I
mean... And you're not getting any of
67
00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:22,339
it?
68
00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:28,320
No, he doesn't want to watch it because
one of it has some weird tentacles, but
69
00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,620
we're not going to talk about that. I
tried to get my husband to stick a
70
00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:33,620
in my ass.
71
00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,440
And you won't even do that.
72
00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,360
Titty bar, titty bar, titty bar. All the
time, wasn't it? No, it's just not it.
73
00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,900
There's more. There's like, let's do
some threesomes and orgies and gang
74
00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:44,899
and pegging.
75
00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,960
Really? No, I had to look up what
pegging is.
76
00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:51,060
I just, we're just, we're going to have
to take matters into our own hands.
77
00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:57,440
I just don't know how we can, like, we
need to think about this, okay? We've
78
00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,700
prude husbands.
79
00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,680
How are we going to break them into
trying new things?
80
00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,400
Well, I'm getting freaking bored. I need
some new dick.
81
00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,080
Okay.
82
00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,480
That just gave me a really good idea.
83
00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:13,420
So, how about we do a little flop?
84
00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:16,120
Mm -hmm. I know.
85
00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:18,320
Back where I'm from, a small country
town.
86
00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:23,820
We would never ever even consider doing
anything like that. I wouldn't look at
87
00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:24,599
your wife twice.
88
00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,760
Well, no. I mean, even if they're
beautiful. I mean, really, really hot.
89
00:04:28,380 --> 00:04:31,280
I would never look at your wife. No, I'd
look at your wife, ever.
90
00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:33,920
What if we trick them, though?
91
00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:42,300
Let's take these, cover those little
eyes, and we'll see what's going on. And
92
00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:46,660
then we'll just walk, and it'll feel so
good. They won't want us to stop.
93
00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,360
Well, I mean, what are they going to do
anyways? Tell us no?
94
00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,200
I don't think so.
95
00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:55,180
We're going to get some new dick.
96
00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:00,160
New tips!
97
00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:03,680
New tips!
98
00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,320
Whoa, hey, what's going on?
99
00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,500
What's going on?
100
00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:35,600
Well, you know, we've just been cooking
up a storm for you two.
101
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,560
Yes. So much cooking.
102
00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:41,400
Yes, that recipe I haven't heard of.
Some kind of something magical, because
103
00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,460
thought I heard you guys go, new trick,
new trick out there. So is that some
104
00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:45,580
kind of magical thing on there?
105
00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,480
Yeah, you know, you can cook a lot of
magic in the kitchen. What? That sounds
106
00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:56,060
like it. I'm excited about it. So this
surprise, though, involves kind of like
107
00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,140
blind taste testing here.
108
00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,640
So, yeah.
109
00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:02,500
We're watching church here.
110
00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:06,620
Why say no when it feels so good to say
yes?
111
00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,680
Yeah,
112
00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,300
we had that discussion before.
113
00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,660
We had that discussion before.
114
00:06:22,419 --> 00:06:23,700
Smell all that goodness.
115
00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:30,720
So we're going to go grab the food real
quick.
116
00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:35,080
So just keep those blindfolds on though.
You have to keep them on. Otherwise you
117
00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,080
don't get fed.
118
00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:48,900
Okay, I still don't smell food.
119
00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,800
What's a little bit?
120
00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,600
It's nothing, honey.
121
00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,240
We're just, you know, all that cooking
could have put us in the mood.
122
00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:05,200
And we're hoping to, you know, get our
little fix before we sit down for
123
00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:10,160
Thinking that maybe we need to...
124
00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,100
expand our teeth butt a little bit.
125
00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:17,560
So the trick is you guys are
ventriloquists now. You can like throw
126
00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,120
over from one spot. This is amazing.
127
00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:20,580
I'm over there.
128
00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,800
And I'm over there.
129
00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,380
How are you doing that? What's going on
with this though?
130
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:31,280
I mean, don't be shy.
131
00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:34,380
This is what we've been talking about,
right?
132
00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:36,020
What?
133
00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:42,100
I feel like you're such a big c***. Am I
about to get pegged here?
134
00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,240
No, no, no.
135
00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,480
Oh no, don't touch it. No, no, no.
136
00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:50,720
We're just tape testing.
137
00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:55,920
I can't see what's going on. You have
the blindfold on, huh?
138
00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:57,540
I suppose that makes it.
139
00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,520
Put the blindfold on.
140
00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:04,320
Get that out of the way. I'm so scared.
141
00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:14,770
Oh, that's new.
142
00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:28,050
Is it appropriate in front of my
friends? I
143
00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:34,789
can't hear you. I love being around my
friends.
144
00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:42,870
I suppose it's not that wrong if I
can't.
145
00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,080
I got to see you.
146
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:07,540
Oh.
147
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,920
It's my wife on your dick and it's, what
the hell?
148
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,400
Babe, do you really want her to stop?
149
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,200
Um, not really.
150
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,200
Do you want me to stop?
151
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,680
No.
152
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,860
I mean, do I?
153
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,840
No, of course not.
154
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,740
You're not in trouble here.
155
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,680
You're going to treat him real nice,
right?
156
00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:56,690
Catching up to do with you, huh?
157
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,120
Yes, I want that new dick so fucking
bad.
158
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,860
I love you, baby.
159
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,040
I love you.
160
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,880
Really, that is new.
161
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:24,540
Oh, my God.
162
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,360
Oh,
163
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,219
my God.
164
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,220
Oh,
165
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,060
my God.
166
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,020
Oh, my God.
167
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,360
Well, your pants are a little wet.
168
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:35,180
It's not like he does his own laundry
anyways.
169
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,760
Oh, my God.
170
00:16:55,900 --> 00:17:00,640
Oh, my God.
171
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,440
It's a new deck, honey.
172
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,480
Oh, my God.
173
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,839
Is everything okay, baby?
174
00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:28,950
Oh.
175
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:06,090
You've been watching more, huh? Yeah?
176
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,650
Yeah?
177
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:54,249
on your dick face?
178
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,250
Do you like that?
179
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,599
cup of sugar.
180
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,600
Yeah.
181
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,440
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
182
00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:54,650
oh my
183
00:26:54,650 --> 00:27:00,230
god oh my god
184
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:41,970
It's fucking harder than it is.
185
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720
Thank you. Thank you.
186
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,239
Tell her you like her pussy.
187
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,700
Tell her you fucking like her pussy.
188
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:13,580
It's just like that.
189
00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,780
Yeah, it's just like that.
190
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,539
I love you.
191
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:47,540
I love you.
192
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:52,340
I love you. I love you. I love you. I
love you. I love you.
193
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,519
I love you.
194
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,320
I love you.
195
00:35:56,890 --> 00:36:01,610
Oh, I think we heard you saying that you
don't like threesomes.
196
00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:04,270
Well, you like it when I suck her
titties.
197
00:36:07,990 --> 00:36:12,990
Does it make you feel real nice and hard
and happy?
198
00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:14,510
Yeah,
199
00:36:15,330 --> 00:36:16,950
so you better fuck that fucking pussy.
200
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:20,630
You better show your wife how bad that
you want a fucking threesome.
201
00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:25,170
You can do it to me.
202
00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:28,710
You can do it to me.
203
00:39:18,290 --> 00:39:20,650
Oh my god. Oh my god.
204
00:39:20,870 --> 00:39:21,870
Oh my god.
205
00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:12,310
fucking pussy now. I want you to come on
my fucking face. I want you to come on
206
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:13,310
my fucking face.
207
00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:16,130
Can you do that? Can you do that for us?
208
00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:17,910
Please. Please.
209
00:40:18,390 --> 00:40:19,390
Please.
210
00:40:20,010 --> 00:40:22,470
So you make it good, baby, huh?
211
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,190
Yeah?
212
00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:28,510
Mm -hmm.
213
00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:32,330
You messed up the pretty face, huh?
214
00:40:33,910 --> 00:40:36,170
Can I do a good job, huh? Mm -hmm.
215
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,360
Oh, fuck.
216
00:41:22,629 --> 00:41:23,629
Oh, wow.
217
00:41:27,970 --> 00:41:28,970
Oh,
218
00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:35,030
shit, girl.
219
00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:38,930
Oh,
220
00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:41,290
you drained him.
221
00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:02,500
My husband's tongue looks so cute on
you.
222
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,800
Oh, this worked out well.
223
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:12,960
Thanks, boys.
224
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,380
Yeah, thank you.
225
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:18,720
Shark week.
15937
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof