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Whoa, whoa, you look so cute. Are you
going to the wheel again?

Yes, I am. Is that okay, honey? Yeah,
sure.

I'm so happy for you guys.

Thanks, sweetie.

Hey, is everything okay?

You seem down.

Well, no, I mean, I'm good. It's just
like, you know, like seeing you and Will

together, it just kind of makes me
wonder, like, when I'm going to have,

boyfriend.

Oh, sweetie.

Don't worry about it.

Well, you know, like, I have, like, all
my people from school, they don't pay

attention to me. That's really sad.

Don't worry about them. Those boys at
school are stupid.

And Summer, don't rush having sex.

Mom!

What? Don't be such a prude. I just
mean, you have all the time in the

Is everything okay? You seemed a little
distant.

Yeah, it's just Summer.

I'm a little worried about her. She was
so upset tonight about how she doesn't

have a boyfriend.

And, you know, I'm kind of worried too.

You know, she's already 18. And still,
no guys.

You know, I'm kind of having the same
problem with my son Dylan.

Yeah? Yeah.

Hmm.

Looks like both of our kids seem to be
going through that weird, awkward phase.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Do you mind if I ask you a personal
question?

Sure.

Is Summer a virgin?

Because the only reason I'm asking is I
think Dylan is one, too.

Yeah, I mean, probably.

I think so.

You know, I just don't get it. When I
was her age, I was so much more

adventurous. I just wish she was, you
know, a little more...

Bloody?

Yeah,

kind of.

Well, how about we teach them? You know,
show them a thing or two.

You know, give him a lesson in loosening
up.

And by loosening up, you mean...
Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Are we in trouble?

Wait, this is a family arena.

Are you guys getting married?

No, not yet, honey.

No, this is actually more about you
kids.

You see, your mother and I, we know how
tough it can be dating.

Oh my God, Dad.

I'm 18.

This is embarrassing.

I'm 18 too.

We just thought that you might benefit
from some tips.

You know, Dylan, we thought you might
benefit from the advice of a woman.

And Summer...

Your mom and I thought it would be a
good idea that you use me to gain some

insight on things that guys would like.

How does that sound?

Well, it will.

Like, my mom knows I never, never have a
boyfriend and I never kiss anyone, so I

really need a lot of details about it.
Like, how much, like, time did you put

into it? Like, how is it?

Like... How about we just show you?

See, when I was kissing her, I was
caressing her, I gave her all my

And we forgot that anybody else was in
the room. The only thing that mattered

was this.

You want to give your full focus and
attention.

And then sometimes when she uses that
tongue, it just gets you going, you

Get the juice flowing, you know? It's
just like, oh, so good.

Now, I don't expect you to, you know.

be on this level yet, but we're going to
help establish a foundation.

Yeah, well, think of this as kissing
101.

Oh. So, we'll start with the basics.

Tongue is very important, but not too
much.

Hey. Or too little.

Dad, could Miss Colt teach me how to
kiss?

Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Okay. So Dylan, when you want to kiss a
girl, let's start by maybe tilting your

head to one side, and then let's go
other side.

Dylan, Dylan, look at me.

So you got this nose.

Right. You can't just like bump noses.
So you got to kind of make sense the way

you get around it, you know?

This way?

So if I go this way, you go that way.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

And then you just slowly move in. Uh
-huh. Uh -huh.

And that... Oh!

Start with your mouth a little bit more
closed.

And then meet lip.

Like this.

And then... Oh, damn it. You're my son.
Learn how to fuck a kid. Just get up

there. Put the lips in there. Throw a
little bit of tongue. You got this. Look

at me. Look at me. Right here.

Right there. Get in there and get that
kiss.

You can't get it! Lift, tonic, slow
tonic.

Dylan,

Dylan, Dylan.

You look like you're about to fart.

Don't do that!

Because you want to make it feel
special.

Okay, deep breath.

No, no, leave me. Deep breath.

Say it. I got it. No, say it.

I got it. Say it.

I got it. Yeah, there we go.

Ready?

Then you can put your hands on me, too.

Okay.

Was that good?

I think he's improving.

I think I kind of got in a little bit.

Well, it was better than the first one.

I'll take that.

Yeah. I'll take it. I mean, can I?

Constant, non -stop improvement.

Right. I get this. I believe in you.

You're doing great, sweetie.

Well, be gentle. It's her first kiss.

I don't know. She's pretty good at it.
She could have fooled me.

I'm sorry. Just keep going.

Good job, honey.

Was it like this?

Did it feel good? Mm -hmm. You're doing
a lot better than my son.

Yeah, okay. But you could use a little
bit of time. Just a little bit, not a

lot. Okay. You want to lick the Tootsie
Pop. You don't want to devour it.

That's a good pointer.

Okay.

There you go, yeah.

Lots of passion.

Good job. Give it a look.

Yeah, that's just the right amount of
time.

Why don't the beginners try together?

Yeah.

Give it a go.

You're doing great, sweetie.

Yeah,

I believe in you.

Remember, you can take it slow and build
it up.

Okay.

Are you ready?

Yeah. Come on, Dylan. Make me proud.

Remember,

Dylan, you're not.

Eating her face, you're kissing her
lips.

Right, right.

Good.

Very good.

Was I that bad when I was younger?

I got you a little later.

He seems to be doing a lot better.

Oh, boy.

Yeah.

Dylan, give me some.

Hell yeah.

How do you like it, honey?

I really like it.

Good.

So I guess we can move on to the next
lesson then. Yeah, I think we've built a

good foundation here, but there's
definitely more to learn.

Learn is the next solution.

All right, so.

Check this out, right?

You guys did first base.

Okay. It was good. Like, you made it.
Like, you didn't sprint to first base.

You kind of lollygagged and jogged
there. But you got there. It's an

thing. You both got to first base, and
I'm proud of you for doing that.

But now we're going to show you what
happens when you go to second base.

And maybe round to third. You know,
we'll kind of see. We'll play. We'll see

it goes, right? Yeah.

So. First, it's kind of... That's what
we're talking about here.

First,

you just kind of kind of... You don't
want to jump right into it. You kind of

want to move your hands across the body.

It's like... You want to turn on your
partner.

You kind of just... Give her a little
squeeze.

That feels so good.

And as the hands come down, kind of do a
little drive -by. You know, let her

know that's what you want, but you're
not ready to take it yet.

You know, just kind of move it in.

You're making me weak in the knee.

Sometimes you just got to turn around
and really,

really feel that booty. I know. Oh, that
booty.

And you know she likes it.

You can do a little spank.

Just a little one, like that.

You like that? I love it.

You know I like it.

And then you can maybe let your hand go
down.

Are we not doing that yet?

Oh, you can do whatever you want to do
right now. I'm not going to tell you

nothing.

And then, as you kind of start going
from there, you just...

Oops. Now it just came off.

It's gone.

So then we just... And run.

Oh, yeah. This feels so good.

And then, when you get to an advanced
level, look at this. Look at this one

hand.

Oh.

Oh, look at that. Hey, how about them
apples?

Oh, let me see if they just kind of pop
out.

You don't want to go straight forward.
You want to go around.

Yeah, a little bit.

You got to go around.

Hey, right here. Look, what?

This is important, son.

This is important. Pay attention.

And sometimes you kind of just grab and
move around.

You like that, babe? I love it.

Yeah? You like that? Yeah.

Your father is a very good

instructor.

So then you get to that. Now sometimes,
let's sit here. Well, you don't need to

pay attention to this, but you, right
here.

sometimes women's clothing is confusing
as all hell.

And it's okay.

You can swallow your pride and just ask
them to remove it.

But in this situation, we undid the
zipper, and look at this.

Look at this. It is going to come right
off like this.

Isn't that right, baby?

That's right.

Yeah.

Let me just... Just like that.

And sometimes, sometimes you just
gotta...

You gotta let her know that you want it.
You know, you can't just go for it.

Right. It's about how she feels.

You want to make her feel like you
really want it.

Isn't that right, baby? That's right.
Yeah.

And you want to

read her body language at this point,
too.

Make sure she's leaning into you and
maybe moaning a little bit.

That's how you know you're on the right
track. You do love moaning.

You moan so good. Oh my goodness.

And then you just kind of a little, a
little.

Sometimes when that booty's big, you
just gotta kind of pull it down over

booty.

I'm just saying, sometimes I have
boobies like a... It's kind of a good,

indicator that you can move on to honey
pot.

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah.

Sometimes you gotta... Don't go in dry.

Don't go in dry, you know.

I'll give a little bit. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. You just gotta... Yeah, right
there.

There's a clip right there. It's called
a clip.

A clip.

It's called a button.

Yeah, you can find a button.

Yeah.

See, look, right there. There's a
button.

See that button right there?

I don't see a button.

Okay, well, you see that part right
where my finger's at that's moving

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's the button.

It's not a literal button like on your
shirt, but we're just saying

or metaphorically speaking. It's a
button. Okay. All right. Good. Glad we

tracked it, you know.

So then, what you gonna do?

Make sure it's not going away.

And you're just going to kind of rub
around the button.

Now, you don't want to go all haywire.
You know, we're not playing the guitar.

You just kind of want to really... Yeah,

you build up to that. You build up to
that.

101. 101.

101. One -on -one. You just kind of give
it a little rub.

A little bit faster sometimes.

And you can ask her how she likes it,
too.

Oh, yeah. You know, one of my favorite
lines, I tell her, I want you to tell me

four things.

I want you to say harder, faster,
softer, or harder.

Just go with it, baby. Just go with it.
I'm teaching a lesson. Just go with me,

okay? Just nod your head and agree. We
learn it, all right?

See? So, slower, baby.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh,

no, she gets really wet.

Sometimes you can just...

Yeah, I'll put your fingers inside me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

My boy. Look at that. Look at that.
Look, look, look.

See she doing that?

See that titty? You see that titty? Look
at that nipple. Look at that nipple.

I'm going to eat it like Pac -Man
gobbling up those little dots. Like,

done. Like, it's right there.

Right in the ass.

Eye contact is a great thing.

And you're just going to go in for it.
You're not going to ditty down like

Is that safe?

You're not going to ditty.

Motherfucker.

Do you see what I'm doing? Do I get on
my knees for anybody?

Besides God, no.

Okay.

You're going to hell, by the way.

So you're not going to go right around
it. You're just going to go right in for

it. You're just going to go.

You remember that button I told you
about?

Oh, yeah, the button. Remember the
button? Right. Okay, it's called a clip.

Uh -huh.

We'll call it a button.

We'll call it a button.

It's a button that you're playing around
with your fingers and you're going

slow. Well, we're going to do the same
thing, but with our tongue.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, never.

Come on, honey. You never get the
tongue.

Never? Never.

Uh -huh. Or maybe a little twirly. Oh,
you like the twirly? Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You can lick up and down the length of

the pussy.

Don't be afraid to grab a titty. Yeah.
Sometimes you just grab a titty, you

feel like right at home. Like, you just
grab that and it's like, hello mama.

With both of these steps, the fingering
and the pussy licking, you can combine

the two.

You gotta be wet.

Do you wash your hands before?

I just wash it in my mouth.

Okay.

What's up with you and being like, I
mean, I appreciate the cleanliness and

hygienic here, but we are in the moment
right now.

Let's do that. Wait, clean. You want to
taste it? No. Okay, good. You trust it.

It's clean. You trust it? I trust it.
Hey, see, look at that.

Got me all sidetracked here. I'm going
to go back a step. You going to go here?

Yeah.

Then when you're ready, you get it
hygienically wet.

And then you put it right there.

Put your tongue right there.

Yeah. And you combine the two.

Yeah, like that.

Sometimes, you know that game where you
rub your head and pat your belly at the

same time?

Like that.

But different.

With your tongue.

And your finger.

No, Summer, if you think he's doing a
good job and you like

it, you can grab his head.

Sometimes men need a little guidance for
how you like it. So don't be afraid to

tell him.

Okay.

And encourage him.

Yeah, sometimes.

If he's doing a good job.

Oh, yes. You just kind of do it a little
better.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to do it right now. Oh, yeah,
you rub that.

Yeah, you do that.

Sometimes you put two fingers in there.

Yeah. Yeah, give me two fingers.

Look, yes.

Oh, that's great.

If you're going to speak, you better use
your big boy voice. I think I got it. I

think I got it. You what? I think I got
it. Huh? I can't hear you. I think I got

it. What?

I think I got it.

Alright. I think, right?

Give me a chance over here.

Okay.

Come on, get over here. Get down here.

Don't be scared.

Well, sure you pop what you learn.

Okay, so... Yeah, put your hands on the
side. Yeah, there you go.

He said he got it. The button, right?

That's the button.

Oh, it's wet.

It sure is.

I feel the button. I know what you're
talking about now.

Well, here, hold on. This might just be
a little bit weird because I'm all up on

that. So let's just make this.

Since you're so worried about hygiene.

Like, you know, you're a clean freak.
It's cool. Just make it a little more

hygienic for you right there. Ain't that
right, baby?

Yeah, okay.

Come here.

Remember,

you want it to be wet.

Oh, oh, that's right. Rule number one,
son. What did I tell you?

There you go.

Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.

You barely got any. Spin on it.

There we go.

Okay, watch this. See this?

Bam.

There you go. See that?

Now I've got to walk up.

See, you know, if you did it right the
first time, I wouldn't have to do this.

Just spin on it and make it wet.

You can't tell if you can or not.

It's called tough love.

Like that?

You did good.

Okay. There you go. That's great, honey.

Yeah. Right.

Yeah.

I'm trying to be a good role model here.
Now put your mouth on it. Sometimes

it's a little hard.

Now put your mouth on it. Where the butt
is?

Mm -hmm. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. And use your tongue.

Good.

Good job.

Put your tongue in there.

Up and down.

Yeah. Here you go.

Yeah.

I think maybe it's time.

You might get a little bit of time.

I don't know. What do you think?

Oh, yeah.

Are you going to try putting your
fingers inside?

Yeah, sure. Okay.

Do you have any questions, CD?

No, just learning, I guess.

I just... Now, what did you say? What
was rule number one?

Don't... Hygienically wet.

Do it again.

Get really, really wet.

There you go.

There. Now you got it.

And then just, um... Mm -hmm.

There you go. Oh, that feels good. Yeah,
attaboy.

Don't... You want to go in there with a
little more confidence.

Right. Is that... Mm -hmm. Because...
Why does it feel like that?

There's like... It's wet, sweetie.

It's like it's going to eat my fingers.

I don't know what to say to that. I'm
going to let you take over from here, my

dear. All right, honey.

So when you're fingering a girl, you
don't want her to feel like she's being

probed.

You want to make it feel a little more
sensual.

Right. Okay.

So here's what we're going to do. Why
don't you watch me? Okay.

I'm going to take my wet fingers.

I'm going to go like this. I'm going to
run them up and down. What kind of

fingers were there?

They're wet.

Yeah. What kind of fingers were those?

And then I'm going to slide my fingers
in.

And you want your fingertips to go up
towards

the roof of the pussy.

You get what I mean?

Up towards my stomach.

That's where all the fun's at.

Okay, look at this.

If this is a house, Okay. Right?

And this is the doorway, right? Uh -huh.

And this is the tiles on the roof.

Which direction are you going with your
fingers?

The roof should be on the top. Yeah,
you're going to knock them tiles off.

Oh. You get up in there and you make
these tiles fall off and you're going to

have to get up. There we go.

There we go. Left finger.

Okay. You got this, honey. That's right.
You go this way. That's right. Go in

that front door.

Right, right into the front door.

Uh -huh. Yep, uh -huh. Yeah, there we
go. There we go. And now we want to do

kind of a this motion. Now check the
ceiling.

Good. Like you're telling someone to
come this way. Okay.

Yeah, and now you... Oh! Ooh, now you're
going to rub that ceiling until you

break them fucking tiles and them
shingles falling down.

Yeah. Yeah. There we go.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

There you go.

I mean, that's the word for it, I
suppose.

Yeah.

You feel like getting wet?

Oh, weren't you getting it too at the
same time? That's right.

That's an excellent method.

Hey, look at that. 101 to 102.

That's my boy.

Okay.

Yeah, to the button.

Hit the button. Hit the button.

Use your time.

Yeah.

It's hopeful. I was worried there for a
little bit.

I believe he can do it now.

Get out of some confidence. Grab the
back of his head.

Yeah, that's it.

You're doing a good job.

Yeah, get into it.

Enjoy yourself.

Sometimes you can have a song playing in
your head and you lick.

To the beat of that song.

Oh. Yeah.

Never heard of that one. That's a good
one, yeah.

How would you stay away from classical
music?

Oh, yeah. You're a very good student.

You can go a little harder if you want.

Yeah.

Summer's feeling a little left out. I
mean, I'm watching.

But are you learning?

The best way to learn is to try.

Okay.

You know, maybe Will could help.

And you could show him how you like to
masturbate. And then you

can try that. Well, there's a problem
with that.

What's the problem, honey?

I don't know how to masturbate.

Well, she's your daughter. I don't know
what to do with this one.

You've never touched your son?

No.

It's never too late to start.

So, why don't we start by, you know...
Get comfortable.

Get comfortable.

Let's go ahead and stand up.

Oh, my goodness. You have got a booty.

We're just going to take these down.

I know.

Good grief.

Good grief. Look at that booty.

Wow. Okay. All right. Come here. Yep.
Sit down.

Okay. All right. You can keep these off.

You don't have to wear those.

Okay.

All right, so do you remember the whole
thing about a button? Yes.

Okay. Let's see the button.

Sure. Okay, yeah, you see it. Why don't
you like... What's rule number one?

Go ahead, fingers.

Oh, that's good.

You like that?

Try different things. Do the circles.
Okay.

Yeah, try different things to figure out
what you like, honey.

Oh, fuck. I like that.

Oh, yeah, the tickles. Just like that.

I think it's time you guys combined what
you've learned.

Every pussy is different, so the more
fruits you get, the better.

They're different?

Different women like different things.

Did you really think they'd be the same?

You know what? You got straight A's in
everything.

Human anatomy, you just all of a sudden,
you don't get?

The same principles apply.

Make Daddy proud.

Okay.

You think Daddy don't be proud about
your butt scooting across the floor? Get

and walk over there like a man.

No, I'm giving him a upload of him,
though. Okay.

Okay.

Are you?

Okay.

Does that feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Yeah, that feels good.

Mm -hmm.

Good? Mm, yeah.

Uh -huh, that feels good.

Why does it look like you're hurting?

Because he's going deep.

Oh.

Well, the second question is, do you
like it deep?

Are you good?

We'll just go right in.

this is where you're going to need to
pay attention okay

You take your time

You can play with the balls a little
bit, but not too hard.

When you feel it start to get hard in
your mouth, you know you're doing a good

job.

You want to make sure you don't get your
teeth in the way.

Oh, okay. I keep your teeth out.

You have to be so deep. You will.

Just go as deep as you can.

Okay. You can practice and work up to
that point.

Okay.

What are you trying?

Can I?

Do you want to practice too? Huh?

Oh, I'm not doing that.

You don't want to have your dick sucked?

Oh, uh... Oh, no.

Really?

Really? Just a wish, yeah.

Really? Guys.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Better suck your dick and show you how
it's done, okay? Okay.

Oh, so you gotta breathe, too. Sorry.

Okay. Okay, you're good. All right.

She's eager.

She is. She's eager to wear her.

I feel proud of you, Summer.

No, I've never felt this way.

No? No. First time.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, gosh.

Good job.

You're a natural.

Look at you working in the hair. Get
that wrist down. A little over -drying

action. There you go.

She understood the assignment.

She's a natural.

Yeah, I just tried to look a little...
Good job, honey.

I'm proud of you.

Don't forget the balls, though, too.

You can mix it up with the balls.

You can put them in your mouth like
this.

Oh, my God, that's the first.

You can rub the shaft at the same time,
stroke it, and suck the balls.

Oh, my

goodness. Good job, honey.

You're doing so well.

Why don't you come over and try Dylan's
dick?

They're all a little different, you
know?

Oh, really? Yeah. The more practice, the
better.

Okay.

but I'm gonna get out of this.

Or, you know, do the same, I guess.

Hey, honey.

Oh.

Get that wrist action in there. Good
job.

Good job, honey.

Let's go, baby. Oh, wow.

Mmm. Mmm.

great job.

First face.

Second face.

Third face.

Should we round home?

Fucking round home. Let's bring it in.

Alright, are you guys ready?

For what?

We're going to learn how to have sex.

Huh?

Uh, okay.

Yeah. Okay.

Let's do it.

Huh. Alright.

So.

Well, come on in.

Let's start with cowgirl.

Cowgirl.

Come on, just sit on it.

Can you sit on it? Just go

up and down.

Okay.

It's just nuts.

Just like yours, babe. Just like yours.

They've got a taste for them by their
doggies now.

So you're just going to... Sometimes
you've got to start cracking that axe

say, you're going to see that axe.

Yeah,

look at that.

Just like that.

Remember...

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, my God.

Like in and out?

You'd rather be doing this than play any
video games.

Answer wisely, son.

I'm really not.

I'm busy, right?

Son.

Show him why this is better than video
games. Get over there.

Now, you know that you'd be throwing
that ass bag thing that you were doing

a second ago? I want you to do that
again.

Okay. You're good.

Feel good.

Right there.

Right here? Yeah.

So this position has many names.

You can refer to it as a cuddle spoon,
but exactly.

That's what I do to my pillow.

That's gross.

That's gross.

Your mom's got to do that laundry. You
really going to do that?

Man, shut the fuck up. Get down here and
put your dick in. Okay.

Oh, my God. I can't believe you. Really?

That's what I'm talking about.

Okay. All right.

Just stop talking. Just put your dick in
there and just go.

Do you see that smile on her face?

Yeah. Do you think she's okay?

Yeah, I think so too. Good job.

Congratulations.

Sweet.

How did that feel? It was so good. Oh
yeah, that was great.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh, Fiona.

Yeah? Do you guys want to try something
a little bit acrobatic?

I know where you're going. You know what
I'm talking about? Yeah.

All right. You show him.

Now show her.

All right. Hop up, kids.

Don't worry, Summer. There are more
workouts.

All right. Come here. Now.

Put your hand on it.

This one? Yeah. Just lay. Okay. Just
like that. Okay. Let it burn.

Yeah. Let it burn.

Slide it in.

Put that in right there. Okay.

Yeah? Okay.

Hey sweetie, you remember that position
that we did before where you bent over?

Doggy? Yeah, didn't you?

Doggy. Oh, say it again.

Doggy. Oh, get over here. Come here.

Can I do doggies too?

Oh, there we go.

Oh my gosh.

I like that ass.

What's this one called?

Doggy. Oh, say it again.

Doggy. Oh, louder, baby, louder.

Doggy. Yeah.

What position do you like?

Doggy. Oh, yeah, say it again.

Doggy. That's right, I'm going to give
it to Doggy.

Thank you.

All right, just so you two know, this is
the finale.

It's what we've been working up for. Big
moment.

It's going to blow like fireworks.

Okay. It's going to rain a parade.

Okay. Woo!

Oh, my goodness. All right.

All right.

Oh, my God. Get over here. Get over
here. On your knees. On your knees.

Yeah, right there.

That's it. Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you.

Say one -on -one went really well