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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:57,910 Jeannie, you mind? 2 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:00,770 I do not mind at all, Master. 3 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:03,090 I could stare at you all day. 4 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:21,110 are moving in? 5 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:22,730 That's great, Jeannie. 6 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:26,750 Now, why in the world would two women be moving in together? 7 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:27,969 I don't know. 8 00:01:27,970 --> 00:01:28,970 Maybe they're sisters. 9 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:34,450 I've never seen sisters kiss like that. 10 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:39,030 Lesbians are moving in next door! 11 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,190 Oh, hello, Jeannie. 12 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:45,390 Hi, Major Healy. 13 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:48,910 I just saw two girls make it out on the front lawn. 14 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:50,390 You know what this means? 15 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:53,750 No, Raj, I don't. But I'm sure you're going to tell me. 16 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:55,990 Means you're going to have to set me up with them. 17 00:01:56,770 --> 00:01:59,350 Master, what are lesbians? 18 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:02,770 What are lesbians? Why, only God's greatest gift to mankind. 19 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:09,610 Jeannie, it's... Lesbians are women who like other women. 20 00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:11,510 Women who like other women. 21 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:14,390 Well, I like women just fine. 22 00:02:14,770 --> 00:02:16,090 Does that mean I'm a lesbian? 23 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:18,230 Not exactly. It's... 24 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,520 A different kind of like. 25 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:22,760 Different, what do you say, Downey? 26 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,280 Are you serious? 27 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:28,760 They're not going to like me. They're not going to like you. They're not going 28 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,380 to be into men. They're going to be into Jeannie. 29 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:33,700 Now I understand. 30 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:37,220 But why don't they like men? 31 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,560 They were born that way. 32 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,100 Just like you were born to Jeannie. 33 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,520 Like me? 34 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,619 Like you. 35 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:46,540 Maybe I'll have some friends around instead of waiting for my master to come 36 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,640 home every day. 37 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,240 Well, I don't care what you say. Are they two handsome astronauts like 38 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,240 ourselves? Have a chance with any lady, lesbian or not. 39 00:02:56,060 --> 00:02:58,560 Whatever. Let's go. We gotta get back to base, Rog. 40 00:02:59,060 --> 00:02:59,859 Goodbye, Jeannie. 41 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,860 Goodbye, Master. 42 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,420 Goodbye, Major Healy. Bye, Jeannie. 43 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,480 Oh, looks like they're all done moving in. 44 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,280 I gotta be so tired. 45 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,580 Oh. Oh, I guess they're not tired at all. 46 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:34,900 We have to be careful, though, when we're outside. 47 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,420 This is 1960s America, after all. 48 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,960 Well, we already got busted this morning by that army food guy. Now we're going 49 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,960 to his house for dinner. 50 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,200 I'm telling you, this neighborhood is kinky. 51 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,100 Hmm. 52 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:23,720 This neighborhood's kinky. 53 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,780 This is quite the fun time. 54 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,660 Don't just sit there. 55 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:46,100 Girls are so pretty. 56 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,540 How cute isn't she? 57 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:26,820 I 58 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:41,440 like 59 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,720 how you don't touch me. 60 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,040 Can you help me take this off? 61 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:26,680 Such pretty skin 62 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,500 Let me try. 63 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,680 Yeah. 64 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:24,730 I would love to. 65 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,540 today. That's because General Peterson's holding interviews for the new 66 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,540 secretary position. 67 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:19,160 Tony, what's wrong with you? You got lesbians moving next door. You got 68 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,120 and heels and little things walking around the hall. 69 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,280 And you're crunched on a bunch of numbers. 70 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,300 Rod, you know how it is. You know how Jeannie gets. 71 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:31,540 I mean, look, you know when she does her magic all for good, it's great and 72 00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:33,540 everything, but what happens if she were to get jealous? 73 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,720 Uh -oh. You know how dangerous I could get. 74 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,920 Uh -oh. 75 00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:39,860 Hello, Master. 76 00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:45,460 Hi, Jeannie. 77 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:48,680 I have a surprise for you and Major Healy. 78 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,760 No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No surprises. 79 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,240 Hey, Jeannie. 80 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,320 What exactly is this for? 81 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,520 I want you two to look your best for dinner tonight with our new neighbors. 82 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,580 A lesbian? 83 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,640 Very safe. 84 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,700 Wait a minute, Jeannie, what did you do? 85 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,100 I didn't do anything, Master. They came over to introduce themselves. 86 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:19,660 So I answered the door, I said I was your housekeeper, and then I invited 87 00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:20,660 over for dinner. 88 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,660 Jeannie, we've been over this a million times. You do not answer the door ever. 89 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,480 I'm sorry, Master. 90 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:29,560 I just thought they could be my new friends. 91 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,800 Cut the part, girl. Have some friends, Tony. 92 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,830 Okay, whatever. 93 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:49,270 Did I just see you wearing dinner clothes? No, sir, not at all. 94 00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:51,030 Are you filming occasionally, sir? 95 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:54,230 Well, I thought I was, but now I'm not quite so sure. 96 00:23:54,970 --> 00:24:00,570 I guess a therapy session sounds working after all. Is there anything I can help 97 00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:01,570 you with today, sir? 98 00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:04,600 Well, yes, Major Nelson. I'm afraid I'm going to have to postpone our afternoon 99 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,000 meeting. It's my wedding anniversary, and Amanda has something very special 100 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,999 planned for me. 101 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,520 I think I'll be leaving the base early and getting some flowers. 102 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,200 All right. Thank you, Colonel. 103 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,720 Thank you. 104 00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:19,400 Are you sure I didn't see you wearing dinner suits? 105 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,740 I'm absolutely positive, sir. You did not see that. 106 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,500 You're a peculiar fellow, Major Nelson. 107 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,900 Very peculiar. 108 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,520 Thank you, sir. 109 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,360 Send in the next girl. 110 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,660 Have a seat, Miss... Rogers. 111 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,300 Denise Rogers. 112 00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:54,120 Wow, Miss Rogers. 113 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,020 It says here you don't have any experience. 114 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,700 Well, I'm very eager to learn. 115 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:04,420 And never done shorthand? 116 00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:07,680 Well, what good is shorthand? 117 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,520 For a big strapping man like yourself. 118 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:16,140 Ever done a spreadsheet before? 119 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,600 I'll do anything for this job. 120 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,360 Is this some sort of solicitation? 121 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,220 Do I have to type it out? 122 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,200 Rogers, you really want this job, don't you? I really want this job. 123 00:25:52,679 --> 00:25:57,280 I want to show you how bad I like this job. 124 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600 Oh, yeah. 125 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,320 Ooh. 126 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,160 Oh, yeah. 127 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,100 Oh, yeah. 128 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,300 Oh, yeah. 129 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,020 Oh, yeah. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 130 00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:56,960 Oh, yeah. 131 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,840 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 132 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:23,400 I love your big nasty cock. 133 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:33,940 General Peterson. 134 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:53,420 Oh General Peterson 135 00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:23,300 Oh my god, yes 136 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,300 Fuck yes. Oh my god, fuck me. 137 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:49,660 Fuck yes. 138 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,480 Oh my god. 139 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:53,820 Oh my god. 140 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,060 Oh yeah, that's fucking really good. Oh yeah. 141 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:00,340 Yes. 142 00:31:09,610 --> 00:31:10,610 Fuck me hard. 143 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:15,410 Oh, God. Yes. Oh, fuck me. 144 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:21,130 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck you. 145 00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:24,650 Oh, my God, yes. 146 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,030 Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. 147 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:29,990 Oh, fuck you. 148 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,870 Oh, my God, give me your NASA cock. 149 00:31:33,510 --> 00:31:35,290 Oh, give me that NASA cock. 150 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:43,769 Yeah, yeah. 151 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:45,170 Oh, fuck yeah. 152 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,950 Oh, my God. 153 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:49,210 Oh. Oh, 154 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:54,870 fuck. Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck me good. 155 00:31:55,210 --> 00:31:56,810 Oh, General Peterson. 156 00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:59,690 Oh, General Peterson. 157 00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:01,190 Oh. 158 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,200 Fuck! 159 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,460 Just like this? 160 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,120 Yes. Oh, fuck. 161 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,740 Oh, my God, you know how to fuck. 162 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,719 Oh, yes. 163 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,720 Oh, yes. 164 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,240 Oh, my God. 165 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,090 Oh, that feels so good. 166 00:35:26,096 --> 00:35:31,330 Yes! Oh, perfect. 167 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,430 Oh, 168 00:35:34,210 --> 00:35:36,270 yes. Oh, yes. 169 00:35:36,630 --> 00:35:40,150 Oh, yeah. You're in the fucking cup. 170 00:35:40,490 --> 00:35:45,030 Oh, my God. 171 00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:48,310 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 172 00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:02,610 Oh my god, yes. 173 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:07,430 Oh, give me that cock. 174 00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:09,370 Oh, yes. 175 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:11,070 Oh, 176 00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:16,630 fuck. Oh my god, yes. 177 00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:18,510 Oh my god. 178 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,030 Oh, that feels so fucking good. 179 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:24,890 Oh, smell my fucking pussy. That feels so fucking good. 180 00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,180 me good. 181 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:24,180 Yeah. Fucking cock and my cunt. 182 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:30,260 Fuck my nasty cunt. 183 00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:27,070 Amanda, I'm home. 184 00:43:27,970 --> 00:43:29,550 I'm in the bedroom, Alfred. 185 00:43:30,270 --> 00:43:31,270 You're late. 186 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:43,070 How many times do I tell you not to be late? 187 00:43:44,310 --> 00:43:46,330 You expect me to take you serious? 188 00:43:46,870 --> 00:43:50,970 Huh? Get over here. Look at that. Piece of shit hat. 189 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,970 What are you? Piece of shit? Huh? 190 00:43:53,270 --> 00:43:54,270 Huh? 191 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,960 What? What? 192 00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:58,660 You have nothing to say? 193 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,080 Nothing to say? 194 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,720 What? Huh? 195 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,460 What? Why are you late? 196 00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:06,738 Why are you late? 197 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,740 I got flowers. 198 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:13,180 You got flowers? 199 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,560 I like white fucking flowers. What are those? 200 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,900 How long have we been married, huh? 201 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,620 And you don't know me by now? 202 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,480 Oh, I'm sorry. 203 00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:32,930 You're sorry. You are sorry. Sorry worth a piece of shit. 204 00:44:41,270 --> 00:44:42,850 That hurt? 205 00:44:44,450 --> 00:44:46,310 Not really. Yeah, 206 00:44:47,210 --> 00:44:48,210 you like it. 207 00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:49,950 I don't think I like it. 208 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:53,510 You like that? 209 00:44:54,330 --> 00:44:55,470 Not really. 210 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,880 Yeah, you like it. 211 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,420 Tell me you like it. I like her. 212 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:04,200 You need to be punished because you're late. 213 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,500 That shows me that you don't care about me. 214 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:08,160 I do. 215 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,520 Let's see. 216 00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:13,660 What do you want to be punished with, huh? 217 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,560 Huh? 218 00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:18,620 Yeah? You like that? 219 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,200 Not really. 220 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,060 You think it's like that? 221 00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:53,790 Let's see. Is your penis hard? 222 00:45:54,590 --> 00:45:57,930 I'm a little scared right now. Is it? 223 00:45:59,530 --> 00:46:00,610 Open your own pants. 224 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:38,520 Yes, please 225 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,080 Why the fuck were you late again? 226 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,440 I was getting you flowers. 227 00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:22,700 Oh, yeah? 228 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:26,620 Oh, cheap flowers. They're not even real. 229 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,800 Oh, 230 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:40,480 yeah. 231 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,440 Suck on my toes. 232 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:44,460 Oh, yeah. 233 00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:46,860 Suck on my toes. 234 00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:17,920 Get that fucking cock nice and hard for me. 235 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,120 Yeah? Get that fucking cock nice and hard for me? 236 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,760 Yeah. 237 00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:32,880 I think it might sit on your face a little bit. 238 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:26,500 Oh, fuck yeah, turn that fucking pussy for your wife. 239 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,720 Oh, yeah, make your wife feel good. 240 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,260 I'm sorry about that. 241 01:00:57,569 --> 01:00:58,750 Who's up for drinks? Me. 242 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:00,890 I'll take two. Two for you? Okay. 243 01:01:01,110 --> 01:01:02,110 I'll take one. 244 01:01:02,350 --> 01:01:04,590 One too many. 245 01:01:04,950 --> 01:01:05,950 Have a seat. 246 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:16,980 And you should have seen it. It was priceless. I mean, he walked in the door 247 01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:17,980 just like this. 248 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,600 Anthony, there's lesbians moving in next door. 249 01:01:23,860 --> 01:01:24,860 Yeah, I did. 250 01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:28,759 Thank you. 251 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:29,760 You know Major Nelson. 252 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:30,980 No, please. 253 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,560 You can call me Tony. 254 01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:37,960 Tony? Yeah. 255 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,800 Lesbian is such a 50s term. 256 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,360 Cindy? 257 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:45,520 What's the kinky neighborhood? 258 01:01:48,180 --> 01:01:49,940 We're bisexuals, baby. 259 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,700 What is bisexual? 260 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:55,980 We like men, too. 261 01:02:23,310 --> 01:02:24,310 I didn't do anything. 262 01:02:34,530 --> 01:02:36,910 Major Anthony Nelson is my master. 263 01:02:37,210 --> 01:02:39,550 So don't either of you get any funny ideas. 264 01:02:40,610 --> 01:02:43,070 Master? And your name is Jeannie? 265 01:02:43,610 --> 01:02:44,910 She's no housekeeper. 266 01:02:45,170 --> 01:02:46,850 She's a real live Jeannie. 267 01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:52,170 That's right. And if you both aren't careful, I'm going to turn you into... 268 01:02:52,430 --> 01:02:54,610 A couple of dildos. 269 01:02:57,970 --> 01:02:59,490 So where's your magic bottle? 270 01:03:00,330 --> 01:03:03,810 You do have a magic bottle, right? I see it. 271 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:08,590 What the hell's going on? You're groovy. 272 01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:13,130 Major Healy! Don't touch that! 273 01:03:15,110 --> 01:03:18,670 Do you live in there? 274 01:03:20,810 --> 01:03:22,630 That is where my master keeps me, yes. 275 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,070 Are you like his sex slave? 276 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:26,510 Yeah. 277 01:03:27,790 --> 01:03:32,810 Major Nelson freed me from a 2 ,000 -year imprisonment. He found the bottle, 278 01:03:32,850 --> 01:03:34,410 uncorked it, and set me free. 279 01:03:35,290 --> 01:03:36,530 Now he's my master. 280 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:39,490 And he doesn't use you for sex? What a waste. 281 01:03:44,870 --> 01:03:49,270 So, don't you want to see what Mr. Healy is doing to your groovy sofa? 282 01:03:54,839 --> 01:03:56,500 Jeannie? I'm sorry, Major Healy. 283 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,600 I'm sorry for trapping you in here, but please don't take it out on my sofa. 284 01:04:42,169 --> 01:04:43,170 Untie me, please. 285 01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:44,450 Mm -hmm. 286 01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:51,870 Look, just untie me. 287 01:04:55,870 --> 01:04:56,870 Oh, my God. 288 01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,330 No, 289 01:05:05,810 --> 01:05:08,750 no, it's okay. No, no, no, it's okay. It's got to get done. 290 01:05:13,730 --> 01:05:20,470 Look, if my housekeeper were to find us here... I got that covered. 291 01:05:20,510 --> 01:05:21,510 Don't worry. 292 01:05:22,190 --> 01:05:23,210 What if she catches us? 293 01:05:23,430 --> 01:05:24,430 What do you mean you got it covered? 294 01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:26,170 What do you mean she won't find out? 295 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:17,600 You like that? 296 01:06:36,620 --> 01:06:37,598 Are you talking enough? 297 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,560 I love it. I love it. It's so good. 298 01:06:44,340 --> 01:06:46,900 I love you. 299 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:48,360 I love you. 300 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,480 I love you. 301 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,480 I love you. 302 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:11,140 You are a naughty little thing I'm sorry 303 01:08:32,620 --> 01:08:35,220 You want my coat? 304 01:08:35,819 --> 01:08:36,759 Oh, they do. 305 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,380 Tell them. Are you going to give me your coat? 306 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:41,620 Are you going to give me your coat? 307 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,279 I'm sure you're going to give it to me. 308 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,640 I'll give them to her? 309 01:08:49,979 --> 01:08:51,760 Yeah. Is that what you want? Uh -huh. 310 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:56,620 Tell them it's what you want. 311 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,760 Just like that. 312 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:44,720 Like that, too? 313 01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:56,310 You know what? Tony's probably having his way with them right now. 314 01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:25,560 Tonight, you caused a lot of trouble. 315 01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:27,660 How could you, Master? 316 01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:30,460 How could I what? 317 01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:33,560 Do it. 318 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,440 With that tramp. 319 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:37,760 Tramp? It. 320 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,500 I did no such thing. 321 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:08,920 I wish we could see Jeannie's face when we trap her in that bottle. 322 01:23:09,340 --> 01:23:11,560 I told you I didn't want to worry about it. 323 01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:15,720 Jeannie, Jeannie. 324 01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:37,760 I just get so jealous of the idea of you being with another woman. 325 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,040 Or women. 326 01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:41,900 Sometimes I just don't know what I'm doing. 327 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:45,720 That's great, but listen to me. You've got to get us out of here right now. 328 01:23:45,860 --> 01:23:46,860 Chop, chop. 329 01:23:48,260 --> 01:23:50,620 Perhaps you should show me how to please you better. 330 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:52,080 What? 331 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:56,680 He's standing right here in the room. I can't do it from him. 332 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:58,160 Healy? 333 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,080 All right. 334 01:24:02,990 --> 01:24:04,630 Major Healy will be joining us. 335 01:24:05,470 --> 01:24:06,470 Whatever you say. 336 01:24:06,690 --> 01:24:08,950 Bye, Master, but you're not going to remember this. 337 01:24:13,410 --> 01:24:16,570 I love you. 338 01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:38,240 I want it. I want it for both of you. Oh, yeah. 339 01:25:17,290 --> 01:25:19,370 He's my master. He teases me all the time. 340 01:25:20,010 --> 01:25:21,010 Tease the cuckoo. 341 01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:32,050 Take a nice and wet. 342 01:26:07,050 --> 01:26:08,070 Stick your tongue out. Bye. 343 01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:58,440 Get out of here. 344 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,140 That's USDA choice fun. 345 01:29:48,839 --> 01:29:50,580 You like surprises, don't you? 346 01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:26,320 Don't be greedy. 347 01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:29,810 Come here, baby. 348 01:33:19,210 --> 01:33:20,210 Fuck your master. 349 01:33:21,390 --> 01:33:26,250 I love your cock, Mr. Healy. 350 01:33:26,910 --> 01:33:28,130 I love it. 351 01:33:39,010 --> 01:33:40,430 That's a spin on the cock, baby. 352 01:34:00,380 --> 01:34:01,760 Get back here and watch it for me. 353 01:34:02,460 --> 01:34:03,460 Watch it. Watch it. 354 01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:42,800 I got you. 355 01:41:22,700 --> 01:41:23,700 Yeah. 356 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:00,720 Thank you, Major Healy. 357 01:42:01,020 --> 01:42:02,020 Oh, thank you. 358 01:42:04,060 --> 01:42:05,060 Ah, 359 01:42:08,540 --> 01:42:12,000 great. Come, Major Healy. 360 01:42:17,500 --> 01:42:18,500 Tony. 361 01:42:19,020 --> 01:42:22,280 Last night was the single greatest night of my life. 362 01:42:22,860 --> 01:42:25,540 What was so great about it, Raj? You were trapped in a bottle. 363 01:42:26,030 --> 01:42:27,030 What, you don't remember? 364 01:42:27,750 --> 01:42:28,750 Remember what? 365 01:42:30,130 --> 01:42:31,130 Setting you two free? 366 01:42:32,890 --> 01:42:36,350 You don't remember the two little carpet munchers? Oh, God, I envy you. 367 01:42:36,870 --> 01:42:40,310 What to envy? Roger, whatever you think happened didn't happen. Nothing. 368 01:42:44,590 --> 01:42:45,590 Hello, Master. 369 01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:47,030 Hello, Major Healy. 370 01:42:47,310 --> 01:42:49,250 Hello. Did you hear the good news? 371 01:42:49,530 --> 01:42:51,430 The lesbians are moving out. 372 01:42:56,460 --> 01:42:58,760 Moving out? They just moved in. It doesn't make sense. 373 01:42:59,140 --> 01:43:01,960 Perhaps you are just too much man for them, Master. 374 01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:08,580 No, actually, too much? No, not exactly. Not me. 375 01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:12,120 It's okay, Master. I'm not jealous anymore. 376 01:43:12,480 --> 01:43:15,180 In fact, I actually learned something. 377 01:43:18,020 --> 01:43:19,980 I learned what a vibrator is. 378 01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:25,500 Now I have something to do every day while I wait for my Master to come home. 379 01:43:28,970 --> 01:43:29,970 on the batteries. 24246