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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,517 --> 00:00:22,379 [cheers and applause] 2 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,067 - Y'all ever heard the saying, 3 00:00:24,068 --> 00:00:26,205 "If you know better, you will do better"? 4 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:29,619 But all it takes is that one right person to tell you 5 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,172 to do the wrong damn thing. 6 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:33,344 Now you out here looking like a fucking fool. 7 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:34,654 [laughter] 8 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,274 Like when your friend told you 9 00:00:36,275 --> 00:00:38,378 that tight-ass suit looked good. 10 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:41,034 Now you at the club with the sleeves so fucking tight, 11 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:44,378 y'all, look like a blood pressure cuff. 12 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:47,171 Get some scissors and cut that shit off. 13 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,240 Let's get this fucking show started. 14 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:52,723 [cheers and applause] 15 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:55,550 - ? We don't need to have a lot of money ? 16 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:58,274 ? To have us a real good time ? 17 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:01,171 ? And we ain't gotta leave in the morning ? 18 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:03,102 ? The whole day, just you and I ? 19 00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:05,102 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 20 00:01:05,103 --> 00:01:07,550 - Oh, Te--oh, oh, oh. 21 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:09,275 [stammering] Terry? 22 00:01:09,379 --> 00:01:12,171 I'ma need you to stop making babies with Casper. 23 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,274 - Oh. [laughs] 24 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,412 - What the hell are you wearing, baby? 25 00:01:16,413 --> 00:01:17,930 - Oh, babe, James is coming to visit. 26 00:01:17,931 --> 00:01:20,068 This is our outfit for my singing duo back in the day. 27 00:01:20,172 --> 00:01:21,205 Ahh. 28 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,447 - And why does it say "WAP" on it? 29 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:26,412 You got a pussy in your pocket? 30 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:27,792 - Well, now, Denise, 31 00:01:27,793 --> 00:01:29,205 you know when me and James get together, 32 00:01:29,206 --> 00:01:30,895 we got to hit our... ? Doo-wap! ? 33 00:01:30,896 --> 00:01:32,275 See what I'm saying? He bring the "DOO," 34 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:34,102 I bring the "WAP." 35 00:01:34,103 --> 00:01:36,551 - So you're just gonna let your husband walk around 36 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:38,723 with "WAP" on his jacket? 37 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,619 - Look, I was "WAP" before Cardi B, OK? 38 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:42,723 - Oh, my God. You're making it worse. 39 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:44,274 - Oh, shh. 40 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:46,585 Listen, listen, I need y'all ladies to help me clean up, OK? 41 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:48,585 'Cause I plan on beating James 42 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,723 in the chili cook-off tonight, yeah? 43 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:52,378 - Uh--oh, hell no. I'm not feeling good. 44 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,861 My gallbladder fucking up. 45 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:56,067 And so--it hurt really bad. 46 00:01:56,068 --> 00:01:57,723 I ain't gonna be able to do that. 47 00:01:57,724 --> 00:01:59,240 - Oh, my-- 48 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:02,999 if it ain't the girl who cried gallbladder. 49 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,517 I ain't cleaning shit up for Terry's friend, OK? 50 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:09,620 And why I gotta clean when James is so dirty? 51 00:02:09,724 --> 00:02:10,930 - Whoa, whoa, who's dirty? 52 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,309 What you talking about? 53 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:14,240 - You know she ain't never liked James. 54 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:15,964 - Oh, don't start with that, Denise. 55 00:02:15,965 --> 00:02:20,343 - That man has always been a creepy-peepy-ass nigga. 56 00:02:20,344 --> 00:02:23,344 - My friend ain't no creepier than you. 57 00:02:23,448 --> 00:02:24,826 - I am not a creep. 58 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:26,826 I'm a freak. 59 00:02:26,827 --> 00:02:28,309 - What's the difference? 60 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:30,240 - Well, freak is only gonna freak 61 00:02:30,241 --> 00:02:31,964 when they feel like freakin'. 62 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,309 But a creep? 63 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:36,274 He gon' creep even if he creepin' by peekin'. 64 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:38,344 - So you're saying James is a creep 65 00:02:38,448 --> 00:02:41,136 and I just missed it for 30 years? 66 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:42,274 - Come on, Denise. 67 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:43,999 James is like damn family. 68 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,895 - And family be the worst ones. 69 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:47,826 - Hey, look, James used to get messed up 70 00:02:47,827 --> 00:02:49,895 a lot back in the day, but he's sober now. 71 00:02:49,896 --> 00:02:51,310 He's settled down. He got married. 72 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:52,447 He even got kids. 73 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:55,447 - Some ugly-ass kids, too. 74 00:02:55,448 --> 00:02:56,999 [doorbell chimes] - Ah. 75 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,550 - That's probably him. 76 00:02:58,551 --> 00:03:01,551 - Denise, please try to be nice this weekend, yes? 77 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:02,930 - Terry, just open the damn door. 78 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:04,378 - All right. 79 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:06,516 - Terry! - James! 80 00:03:06,517 --> 00:03:07,861 both: ? I'm cool ? 81 00:03:07,862 --> 00:03:10,378 ? And you're cool, and we're cool ? 82 00:03:10,379 --> 00:03:12,585 Ha! - That's my boy, Doo! 83 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:13,724 - That's my nigga, "WAP"! 84 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,550 both: ? Doo-wap! ? 85 00:03:15,551 --> 00:03:19,378 - Oh, I wish I would have died in the hospital. 86 00:03:19,379 --> 00:03:21,585 - ? Come on, it's time to go ? 87 00:03:21,586 --> 00:03:24,205 ? It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ? 88 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:25,896 - All right, ladies and gentlemen. 89 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,240 On my left, the returning chili-weight champ, 90 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:30,862 Terry Carson! 91 00:03:30,965 --> 00:03:33,586 - Yeah, that's my daddy. 92 00:03:33,689 --> 00:03:37,033 - And on my right, the very dark-skinned Gordon Ramsay, 93 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:41,171 fresh off his TV win, James Freeman! 94 00:03:41,172 --> 00:03:43,447 - What he do! 95 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:44,895 - Now, y'all just wait till y'all taste 96 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,999 this new seasoning mix I put together for the restaurant, 97 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,240 Magic Moist Mix. 98 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:52,551 Shit so wet, make you wanna slip the condom off. 99 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:55,724 - Brandon, how are we doing on the vegetables? 100 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:57,206 - I say we're coming along pretty well. 101 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:59,033 - [shouting] I said, how are we doing on vegetables, Private? 102 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:00,343 - Almost there, sir! 103 00:04:00,344 --> 00:04:01,758 - "Almost" gets men killed in war, soldier! 104 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:03,550 [all shouting] 105 00:04:03,551 --> 00:04:04,723 - What happened? What? 106 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:05,999 - We just died because you ain't 107 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,102 cut them peppers fast enough. 108 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:08,067 - How did you die? 109 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:09,585 - Are you crying, Private? 110 00:04:09,586 --> 00:04:11,136 - Oh, no, it's the onions. 111 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:13,378 [both laugh] 112 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,171 - You know, sometime I think we should send 113 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,274 Junebug ass to military school. 114 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:18,586 - I live with you. 115 00:04:18,689 --> 00:04:20,413 I go to war every day. 116 00:04:22,275 --> 00:04:24,240 - Say, Junebug, what's this I hear 117 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:26,343 about you being on house arrest? 118 00:04:26,344 --> 00:04:28,482 - It's a long story. 119 00:04:28,586 --> 00:04:31,275 - Get your fucking foot off my table. 120 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:32,792 And it's not a long story. 121 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:35,758 This dummy got drunk, stole my car, and wrecked it. 122 00:04:35,862 --> 00:04:37,930 The end. 123 00:04:37,931 --> 00:04:39,448 - What was you thinking, boy? 124 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:41,240 - Probably the same thing you be thinking 125 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:42,930 when you get sloppy drunk. 126 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:44,619 - Denise. 127 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:47,102 - Well, I've been sober for six years now, baby. 128 00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:49,102 - Then why you brought that bottle of wine? 129 00:04:49,103 --> 00:04:50,861 - It's for the chili recipe. 130 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:53,275 - Well, wouldn't a sober nigga make sober chili? 131 00:04:55,413 --> 00:04:56,758 - Boom! - Oh, look at that! 132 00:04:56,862 --> 00:04:58,274 Junebug won. 133 00:04:58,275 --> 00:04:59,619 - No, the fuck he did. 134 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,862 Count it again! 135 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:05,999 Fuck you get so good at dominoes, lil nigga? 136 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,619 - You left me in jail for two days. 137 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:11,343 I'm a goon now. 138 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,862 - So how's it feel to be famous, Uncle James? 139 00:05:12,965 --> 00:05:15,034 - He ain't famous. He just cook on TV. 140 00:05:15,137 --> 00:05:17,447 - Uh, it's a hit TV show, Pat. 141 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:18,655 - Yeah. 142 00:05:18,758 --> 00:05:20,379 He's a big TikTok chef, too, Ma. 143 00:05:20,482 --> 00:05:23,240 I see Unc all up and down my timeline. 144 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:24,516 The ladies love him. 145 00:05:24,517 --> 00:05:27,068 - Them bitches just be hungry. 146 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:30,517 - You know, I love my fans, 147 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,171 but you got to be careful nowadays. 148 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:34,034 They always in my DMs talking about 149 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:37,172 they got a chili bean I can flick. 150 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:38,964 - Chili bean? 151 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:41,862 - That's the clit, Mom. 152 00:05:43,172 --> 00:05:44,723 - [clears throat] 153 00:05:44,724 --> 00:05:46,655 - Who--who said that? 154 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:52,999 - See, that's why I let my wife run my social media, 155 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,310 just so I don't get in no trouble. 156 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:55,688 - Huh, smart. 157 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,723 Kind of like a certified coochie repellent. 158 00:05:58,724 --> 00:06:00,688 - Man, I'm happy to see that you're doing so well. 159 00:06:00,689 --> 00:06:02,516 You know, if this was back in the day, 160 00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:05,171 you would have handled all this success much differently, huh? 161 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,068 - Whoo! Who you tellin'? 162 00:06:07,172 --> 00:06:09,688 You know, I'm just grateful that God let me grow 163 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:11,412 into a new and improved man. 164 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,310 - [fake sneezing] Bullshit! 165 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:17,344 Oh, my God, Brandon, are you shaking black pepper? 166 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:22,931 - And so let's end here for today. 167 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:26,136 How about we continue to delve into "All About Love" 168 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:28,896 for one more week, since this seems to be a class favorite? 169 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,033 - Oh, my God. 170 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,758 - Is there something wrong, Ms. Carson? 171 00:06:33,862 --> 00:06:35,241 - Uh, no. 172 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:36,551 Nothing's wrong. 173 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:41,067 OK, it's just, 174 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,412 if Black women's literature is as expansive 175 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,102 as you say it is, 176 00:06:45,103 --> 00:06:47,999 then why have we only been focusing on bell hooks? 177 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,275 - Oop! - You don't like bell hooks? 178 00:06:50,379 --> 00:06:51,792 - I love bell hooks. 179 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:54,896 It's just, I thought we would have moved on by now. 180 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,240 - OK. 181 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,516 You care to share what we should have moved on to? 182 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:00,827 - Oop! - Yeah, sure. 183 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:05,000 How about Adrienne Maree Brown? 184 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:07,999 Mm, Christina Sharpe? 185 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,688 - You mean contemporary writers? 186 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:13,274 - I mean cutting edge, progressive, the now. 187 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:15,826 Look, we shouldn't be limited to social media, 188 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:18,379 surface levels of Black literature. 189 00:07:20,379 --> 00:07:21,896 - I know that's right. 190 00:07:23,827 --> 00:07:26,723 Oh, it's not that moment? OK. 191 00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:28,516 - Look, I'm not trying to make a scene, OK? 192 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:30,137 I'm just saying we deserve-- - Class dismissed. 193 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:34,034 Except you, Ms. Carson. 194 00:07:35,482 --> 00:07:36,964 - Look, you're still gon' help me write my paper 195 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:38,861 if he kick you out, right? 196 00:07:38,862 --> 00:07:41,033 - Kick me out? 197 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:43,412 - Bye, Mr. Fine. 198 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:45,379 I mean, Mr. DeWalt. 199 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:52,034 - Professor, I am so sorry if I was out of line. 200 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:55,344 I really didn't mean any disrespect. 201 00:07:55,448 --> 00:07:57,482 I'll just send it in an email next time. 202 00:07:58,827 --> 00:08:00,688 I'm sorry. 203 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,103 Have a good day. 204 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:06,413 - You know, I like the way you think, Ms. Carson. 205 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:08,965 - Say what now? 206 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,965 - I said, I like the way you think. 207 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:17,896 You see, most of my students, they take my class now, 208 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,103 and they just stare and watch me talk. 209 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:25,171 I needed that feedback, so thank you. 210 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:28,620 Also, you mentioned a lot of really great authors. 211 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:30,792 If you don't mind, I would love a few more suggestions. 212 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:32,413 You can start at the beginning. 213 00:08:36,551 --> 00:08:38,241 Ms. Carson? 214 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:41,102 Ms. Carson! - Ooh. 215 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,481 [chuckles] I'm sorry. 216 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:43,895 God stopped time for a moment. 217 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,930 [chuckling] Um, uh, sorry. 218 00:08:45,931 --> 00:08:47,309 What were you saying? 219 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,481 - Authors. - Authors. 220 00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:51,067 Authors, right, right. 221 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:52,412 - What's up, y'all? 222 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:54,551 It's your favorite chef, here with my favorite family. 223 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:55,861 Say hey, Pat. 224 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:58,240 - What's up, y'all? It's Ms. Pat. 225 00:08:58,241 --> 00:08:59,757 - And I'm Goonbug. 226 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:01,344 You know, I'm fresh out-- - Hey, shut up. 227 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:03,516 There ain't nothing goon about you. 228 00:09:03,517 --> 00:09:05,136 - All right, everybody. 229 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:08,171 Light the ceremonial flame. 230 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,999 together: ? Chili Bowl ? 231 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,171 ? Chili Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ? 232 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:16,413 [vocalizing continues] 233 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,516 - Shut the--hey! 234 00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:22,171 Look here, Chili Vanilli. 235 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:24,517 Shut the fuck up. I'm hungry. 236 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:26,240 - Do we have to wear these blindfolds? 237 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:28,448 - Yeah, I like to see what I'm putting in my mouth. 238 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:30,654 both: Since when? 239 00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:32,344 - All right, y'all, just bring it on, 240 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,136 'cause we already know who gonna win. 241 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:36,172 Terry, because my brother-in-law makes 242 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:37,792 the best chili in the state. 243 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:40,343 And ain't no TikTok chef gonna make me change my mind. 244 00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:41,688 - Silence! 245 00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:42,827 Let the tasting begin. 246 00:09:42,931 --> 00:09:44,792 Pat, you're up first. 247 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,620 Make me proud, baby. 248 00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:48,793 - Hey, no interference. 249 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,964 - All right. - Where the bowl at? 250 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:53,930 [utensils clinking] 251 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,826 Where the bowl at? 252 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,102 - Give it--give it to me. 253 00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:58,137 I--I can do it. 254 00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:00,793 - Put it in my mouth. - Here. 255 00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:04,137 - The fuck are you doing? 256 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:05,930 What the fuck are you feeling about my ears for? 257 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,309 - Hold still. 258 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,481 - OK, would y'all just come the fuck on? 259 00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:10,619 - All right, stop, stop, stop, stop! 260 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:11,620 I got it. 261 00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:12,620 Damn! 262 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:14,172 All right, Ma. 263 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:16,240 - Yes, son. - Here's A. 264 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,792 - OK. 265 00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:20,655 [smacking] 266 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,620 Mm, oh. 267 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,481 - Uh-huh. All right. 268 00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:29,000 - Mm-hmm. - Now, here is B. 269 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:32,412 - [smacking] 270 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,792 - Which one's your favorite? 271 00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,274 - [smacks] B. No. 272 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,655 [smacking] A. Maybe-- 273 00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:37,792 - Hold on. Stop right there! 274 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,000 You got that? - I got it. 275 00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:40,757 - Junebug, you up next. - All right. 276 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:43,136 Aww, you remember this, Junebug? 277 00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:45,619 I used to feed you like a wittle baby. 278 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:46,792 [speaking gibberish] 279 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,412 - OK, you're embarrassing yourself. 280 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:49,965 Give me the spoon. 281 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,275 - Here's A. 282 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,516 - OK. - All right? 283 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,309 - Next. - Cool. 284 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,654 Yep. 285 00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:06,861 Here. 286 00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,517 This is B. 287 00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:16,551 - [sniffs] 288 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,172 B. 289 00:11:21,275 --> 00:11:22,723 - Oh. 290 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,205 - Mm, yeah. 291 00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,689 - Denise, take us home. 292 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,205 - You know I will, T. 293 00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:28,517 - All right, Auntie. 294 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,861 - OK. Come on. 295 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,757 - Here's your spoon. 296 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,895 Here is A. 297 00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:36,033 Right here. Right here. OK, almost there. 298 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,862 Right-- 299 00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:46,000 - [spitting] 300 00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:48,930 Oh! 301 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,688 That damn sure ain't it. 302 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,241 Uh-uh. That's nasty. 303 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,724 - All right. 304 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:56,102 Well, uh, here's B. 305 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,344 Right there, right there. 306 00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,688 - OK. 307 00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:00,068 All right. 308 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,413 - Ooh, that's meat. 309 00:12:07,241 --> 00:12:09,103 Mm-hmm. 310 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,274 Boom! 311 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,757 That's the one! 312 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,102 OK, now that-- 313 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,516 I know my brother-in-law's chili anywhere. 314 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,447 OK, B, Your Honor. 315 00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:18,550 - Uncle James wins. 316 00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,550 - Yeah! Ha! - What the--what the-- 317 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:22,378 now, what the hell is going on here? 318 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:23,826 I thought that was Terry's. 319 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,067 - Oh, come on, Denise. 320 00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:26,619 You always liked my chili. 321 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,136 It's OK if you want your own bowl. 322 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,343 - Nigga, don't touch me. 323 00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:31,412 - Whoa. 324 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:32,792 - My bad. 325 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,586 You act like I put a thumb in your ass. 326 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:37,655 Unless that's your thing. 327 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,275 - OK, Terry, you better get your boy 328 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:43,033 before he find a foot in his ass. 329 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,792 - Look, y'all, can we just please 330 00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:48,585 eat chili and get the itis like a real fucking family? 331 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,689 - I just lost my appetite. 332 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:56,102 - Do you always do squats at bedtime? 333 00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,792 - Girl, my daddy ain't about to give me no money for no BBL. 334 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,551 And these girls ain't about to out-ass me, so-- 335 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,688 Janelle, what you over there grinning for? 336 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,136 What, you got a CashApp? 337 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,033 - No. 338 00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:11,655 - A man? 339 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,033 - Girl, hey! 340 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,034 Hey! 341 00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:17,447 - This Professor DeWalt. 342 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,619 - I know. 343 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,826 - Girl! 344 00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,964 This Professor Fine, Professor DeWalt. 345 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,516 - I know! 346 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,723 - Bitch. 347 00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,792 What y'all be talking about up in here? 348 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,378 - Politics. Art as activism. 349 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,171 - Girl, yeah, 'cause them messages drier 350 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,413 than a cracker at a crouton concert. 351 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,034 Why you ain't putting the moves on him? 352 00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,516 It's clear he like talking to you. 353 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,171 - Girl, I'm not about to mess up 354 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:42,344 my whole college career getting freaky with my professor. 355 00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,033 - You ain't gonna mess nothing up. 356 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,688 You is a grown-ass woman. 357 00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:47,999 And besides, he practically our age. 358 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,102 If Professor DeWalt was texting me like that 359 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,895 this late at night-- [scoffs] 360 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:56,309 It'd be DeWall, DeTable, 361 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,827 DeShowers, everyday all day. 362 00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,241 - Ugh. DeNasty. 363 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,240 Girl, don't. 364 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,241 Do not. What are you-- - Here. 365 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,448 - What-- - Send him this. 366 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:09,241 - You want me to ask him on a date? 367 00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,895 - It's breakfast, Janelle. 368 00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:12,240 - Yeah, off campus. 369 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,619 - Exactly. 370 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,205 You can see what he's giving, get a feel of things. 371 00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:17,861 - I don't know. 372 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,931 - Or you could just send him a picture of your feet. 373 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:21,516 - My feet? 374 00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:23,274 Girl. 375 00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,931 - I feel like Professor be into little freaky shit like that. 376 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,724 - I'll stick to the breakfast. 377 00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:30,343 - That's my girl. 378 00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:31,862 - [sighs] 379 00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:36,931 All right, I might as well manifest a BBL as well. 380 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,309 - Faith without works is dead, girl. 381 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,758 - [grunts] 382 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,379 [phone chimes] 383 00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:46,412 - What he say? 384 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:49,379 [gasps] Bitch. 385 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:53,619 DeWall, DeTable... 386 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,965 both: DeShowers. 387 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,103 - [chuckles] 388 00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:02,309 - Man, I never thought we'd be the old dudes 389 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:05,792 unbuttoning our pants so our guts could breathe. 390 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,999 - Well, speak for yourself. 391 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,965 - Oh, you not? 392 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,516 - No, I'm not. 393 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,999 'Cause I got on them sweatpants that look like real jeans. 394 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,206 [both laugh] 395 00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:17,654 - Ooh. 396 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,516 - Hey, look, man, I'm sorry about Denise. 397 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,136 I know you just be trying to be friendly, 398 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,137 but, uh, take it a little easy on the jokes, man. 399 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:25,516 I mean, come on. 400 00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:27,344 The thumb thing, bro? 401 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,688 - Don't tell me you're going soft on me. 402 00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,516 - Oh, man. - They just jokes. 403 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:31,964 You married a comedian. - Hey, hey, hey. 404 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,412 I'm just saying. 405 00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,309 I know it made her feel uncomfortable, huh? 406 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,654 - Should I apologize? 407 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,344 I ain't mean nothing by it. - All right. 408 00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:39,723 - You know me better than anybody. 409 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,240 I'm a people person, and sometimes people take that 410 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,172 and twist it into something it ain't. 411 00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:48,826 [clears throat] That's actually, uh, 412 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:50,309 what I wanted to talk to you about. 413 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,344 - Ah. 414 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:52,862 See, I knew you weren't coming here 415 00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:55,585 to just get your behind whooped in the Chili Bowl, huh? 416 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,412 What's up? - [clears throat] 417 00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:59,033 You remember Private Burns? 418 00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,309 - Private Burns? 419 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,585 You mean Stephanie? 420 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,826 - Yeah, whatever, Private Burns. 421 00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,895 She was ranked beneath us. Anyway-- 422 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,862 - Man, we used to hang out with her all the time. 423 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,412 Man, she good people. 424 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,378 Hey, remember how she used to knit them, 425 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,481 uh, warm pairs of socks when our feet would get cold? 426 00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,861 - She's saying I raped her. 427 00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:15,516 - She what? - Terry. 428 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,550 - What you-- what you talking about, man? 429 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,551 - She said it happened back in '95. 430 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:23,033 I think she seen me on TV, figured I had some money. 431 00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,412 I'm sure she probably needs it, 432 00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:26,136 but I don't know why she going this route. 433 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,068 I just know if the shit come out, 434 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:30,171 it could jeopardize everything I got going on. 435 00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:31,551 - Man. Man, money. 436 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,206 It make good people do some desperate things, man. 437 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,412 But Stephanie? 438 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,723 I mean, boy, that sounds crazy. 439 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:37,481 - You know the world we live in, man. 440 00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:39,378 It don't even matter if it's true. 441 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,205 People just take shit and run with it. 442 00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,654 - Yeah, especially with Black men. 443 00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:45,688 So what the hell you gonna do, man? 444 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:46,930 - Well, I talked to my lawyer. 445 00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:48,550 He did mention something that would help. 446 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,240 - Like what? 447 00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:53,481 - The deposition is at the Army base in a few days. 448 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:54,895 - Mm-hmm. 449 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,895 - I need you to be a character witness for me, Terry. 450 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,723 Please. It'd mean a lot. 451 00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:01,964 - Oh, of course I got you, man. 452 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:04,999 - I'm the "DOO," and you the "WAP." 453 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,102 - Denise don't make me wanna be the "WAP" no more. 454 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:09,378 - [chuckles] - Try. 455 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:10,482 [laughs] 456 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,655 - Good morning, good dick. 457 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:22,275 What crawled up your ass and took a big shit? 458 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,895 Where's James? 459 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:25,895 - Oh, he and Brandon went to go get donuts. 460 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,481 - And what's wrong with you? 461 00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:28,723 - Pat, you ain't gonna believe this, but-- 462 00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,136 - Dad-- - I-- 463 00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:32,136 - Ma, did y'all see this? 464 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,619 - See what? 465 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,619 - Would you stop showing people them videos 466 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,344 of Sexyy Red twerking on Frederick Douglass? 467 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,619 - It's of Uncle James. 468 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:44,482 Some woman on TikTok's saying he sexually assaulted her. 469 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:48,136 - Whoa, Junebug, you don't know the whole story. 470 00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:51,412 - I don't, but the women in the comments section seem to. 471 00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:52,792 - Boom! 472 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:55,757 I told y'all not to doubt my creep nigga Spidey senses. 473 00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:56,930 - Wait, wait, wait. 474 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,274 All this is getting out of hand, OK? 475 00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,964 It's his business. All right? 476 00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:01,999 I don't want to turn this into a family thing. 477 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,654 - Well, it's on the internet now, Terry. 478 00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:04,895 It's everybody damn business. 479 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,240 And look at this shit. 480 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,171 It says he out there grabbing bitches by the pussy 481 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,689 like the president. 482 00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:14,343 - Can y'all just give me a minute 483 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,344 to organize my thoughts, please? 484 00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:18,137 - Yeah. Go organize them. 485 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,412 - What happened to giving me a minute? 486 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,344 - It's been a minute in Africa. 487 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,067 - T, these comments are crazy. 488 00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:39,827 It's a lady on here saying that he sniffed her hair so hard, 489 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,930 her lace start lifting. 490 00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,205 - Dang. 491 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,000 Uncle James be getting high off dandruff? 492 00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:50,757 - What we need to do, Terry, 493 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,206 is find out what the fuck is going on. 494 00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:56,171 - Can y'all let me handle it, please? 495 00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:57,447 - I'm gonna let you handle it. 496 00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:58,723 - [sighs] 497 00:18:58,724 --> 00:18:59,999 [indistinct conversation] 498 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,068 - You out here raping bitches? 499 00:19:06,827 --> 00:19:09,102 - Girl, if you don't stop pulling on my skirt like that-- 500 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,378 - I look like a clown. 501 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:12,205 - You look like a bad bitch. 502 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:14,550 - [gasps] 503 00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:15,895 - Janelle. 504 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,688 Ja--Janelle. - Huh? 505 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,343 - Girl, just go in there and be yourself. 506 00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:20,757 - Myself? - No. 507 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,724 You need to go in there and be a next Top Model. 508 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:25,274 - Top Model? OK. 509 00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:26,826 - Oh, no, baby, we was rooting for you. 510 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,241 We was all rooting for you. Just go. 511 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,412 - Oh. 512 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,378 Ms. Carson, hey. - Hi. 513 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,103 - Let me get that for you. - Thanks. 514 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,586 - Of course. 515 00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:37,102 - Oh, wow. 516 00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:40,620 - Yeah, I, uh, got a few different things for us to try. 517 00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:42,068 Might have got a little carried away. 518 00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:43,930 - No. It's great. 519 00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:46,964 I wanted to gain freshman 15 all in one meal. 520 00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,551 - [laughs] 521 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,136 The guy in front of me got 522 00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:52,309 the last macadamia nut cookie I wanted you to try. 523 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,758 I, uh, should have tackled him. 524 00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:55,033 - [giggles] 525 00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:56,550 - I'll get it for you next time, though. 526 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,585 - Yeah. 527 00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,585 - So talk to me. 528 00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,826 How are you enjoying Hansberry so far? 529 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,550 - Uh, it's actually easier than expected. 530 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,861 - [clearing throat] 531 00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:08,378 - I mean, not-- 532 00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,412 not your class, of course. 533 00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:12,171 - [chuckles] It's OK. 534 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:15,378 You are definitely one of the most well-read students 535 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:16,620 I've ever had. 536 00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,033 - Well, I am the nerd in my family. 537 00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,516 - I can see that. 538 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:21,586 - Hey. 539 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,103 - [chuckles] - Excuse me. 540 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:27,033 - Listen, you do know that it's OK to relax 541 00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:30,550 and have some fun from time to time, right? 542 00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:31,758 - Yeah. 543 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:34,379 I've--I've heard that before. 544 00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:39,447 - "We've been raised to fear the 'yes' within ourselves, 545 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,448 our deepest cravings." 546 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:45,240 - Audre Lorde, "Uses of the Erotic." 547 00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:46,688 That's one of my titles. Wow. 548 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,757 - Mm-hmm. 549 00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:51,619 - Thanks for actually listening, Professor. 550 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:54,895 - Oh, when we're off campus, you can call me Chris. 551 00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,241 - Oh. 552 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,378 Chris. 553 00:20:57,379 --> 00:20:58,655 OK. 554 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:03,136 Um, well, Chris, I do have a question. 555 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,447 - OK. 556 00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,343 - Is this a date? - [coughs] 557 00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:07,999 - Oh. Oh, my God. I-- 558 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,240 - [coughing] 559 00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:10,688 - Oh, is that a date? 560 00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,862 Is that--wow, I think that's a date. 561 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:14,930 And that's what I-- 562 00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,999 uh, OK. 563 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,826 - [clearing throat] Whew. 564 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,723 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 565 00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:22,171 What are you doing? 566 00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:25,205 - I figured that we could split it. 567 00:21:25,206 --> 00:21:26,862 - I'm a big boy, Janelle. 568 00:21:26,965 --> 00:21:29,862 I always pay for my, uh, dates. 569 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,034 Your money's no good here. 570 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,171 - Come on, give me them donuts, James, 571 00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:44,344 before you be touching them holes too. 572 00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:52,378 - OK, what's--what's-- 573 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,103 what's going on? 574 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:03,378 It's Sexyy Red and Frederick Douglass? 575 00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:05,413 - Scroll up. 576 00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,619 - Hey, Ma, why are you saying that stuff about Uncle James? 577 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,103 Did somebody get SA'd? 578 00:22:09,206 --> 00:22:10,895 - Brandon, ain't nobody writing no damn essay. 579 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,585 I asked him who he been raping. 580 00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:17,067 - And the answer is everybody. 581 00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:19,274 - No, SA stands for sexual assault. 582 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:20,516 Sheila taught me that. 583 00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:22,585 You can't just go around saying rape anymore. 584 00:22:22,586 --> 00:22:23,895 - Fuck that. I've been raped. 585 00:22:23,896 --> 00:22:25,412 I call it what it is, rape. 586 00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,826 I've been shot, too. 587 00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:28,378 And I say a nigga got shot. 588 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:31,067 - Y'all, please, 589 00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:32,757 give me and James the room. 590 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,412 - No, Terry. We wanna hear this shit-- 591 00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:35,861 - Pat, baby, please. 592 00:22:35,862 --> 00:22:38,103 - [huffs] 593 00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:44,586 - See? 594 00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:46,309 I get a little bit of success. 595 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:48,550 Now everybody coming out of the woodwork. 596 00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:50,033 See how they do Black men? 597 00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,930 - So all those women looking for a money grab? 598 00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,412 - Man, in this economy? 599 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,758 Hell yeah. - I'm serious. 600 00:22:55,862 --> 00:22:57,895 - Come on, Terry, you know me. 601 00:22:57,896 --> 00:23:00,240 - Apparently I don't. 602 00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:02,482 - So what, now you believe in all these women 603 00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:03,965 and--and Stephanie? 604 00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:05,136 Over me? 605 00:23:05,137 --> 00:23:06,481 - Stephanie wasn't crazy, man. 606 00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:08,309 That was our friend, James, to both of us. 607 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:09,481 Huh? 608 00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:11,137 How come she quit coming around, man? 609 00:23:11,241 --> 00:23:13,136 - What the hell you mean? 610 00:23:13,137 --> 00:23:15,516 - The three of us were inseparable. 611 00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:16,965 We ate meals together. 612 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:18,999 We--we cut loose together. 613 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,481 And it seems like after y'all hooked up, 614 00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:23,930 she just got ghost. 615 00:23:23,931 --> 00:23:25,274 How come? 616 00:23:25,275 --> 00:23:27,931 - I don't know. Maybe 'cause she was a ho. 617 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,862 Once she got the dick from me, 618 00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:32,447 she moved over to the next warm bed. 619 00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:34,551 That'd be my guess. 620 00:23:34,655 --> 00:23:37,240 - That's not what you said at the time, James. 621 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,481 - What are you talking about? 622 00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,654 That's exactly what I said. 623 00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:41,343 - No, you didn't. 624 00:23:41,344 --> 00:23:44,274 You said that you two stopped 625 00:23:44,275 --> 00:23:46,619 because you started seeing another woman. 626 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,896 Hmm? 627 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,240 You know, we were all thinking, you know what? 628 00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:51,964 Mm, that's crazy that she would stop talking to us 629 00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:54,136 just because they weren't working out together no more. 630 00:23:54,137 --> 00:23:56,033 - Come on, Terry. 631 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,655 You know how these bitches are. 632 00:24:00,827 --> 00:24:03,310 - James, did you rape Stephanie? 633 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,585 - Wow. 634 00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:08,205 I thought we were stronger than this. 635 00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:11,103 - Answer the damn question! 636 00:24:11,206 --> 00:24:13,620 - I ain't rape nobody. 637 00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:15,136 We had a lot to drink that night, but-- 638 00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:16,275 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 639 00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:17,758 So what you saying, you were drunk? 640 00:24:17,862 --> 00:24:19,723 'Cause you know how you'd get aggressive 641 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:20,895 when you used to drink. 642 00:24:20,896 --> 00:24:22,792 - I'm not that person anymore! 643 00:24:22,793 --> 00:24:24,412 - But you did something! 644 00:24:24,413 --> 00:24:26,447 You gotta own up to it, brother! 645 00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:28,378 - You wasn't talking like this last night. 646 00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,792 We agreed. 647 00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:32,585 - I agreed before I found out what the truth was. 648 00:24:32,586 --> 00:24:34,585 - OK, so now you're not gonna help me 649 00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:36,344 'cause of some hoes on TikTok? 650 00:24:39,034 --> 00:24:40,585 - [sighs] 651 00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:44,102 - I would never take someone else's word over yours, Terry. 652 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:46,310 We brothers. 653 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,241 - A man holds his brothers accountable. 654 00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:58,931 - Nigga-- 655 00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:01,688 I'm the man that put his life on the line for you 656 00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:03,620 more times than either one of us can count. 657 00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:11,136 We're family, like a giant tree, 658 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:14,448 branching out across the sky. 659 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:19,448 She's lying, Terry. 660 00:25:21,448 --> 00:25:24,310 You're letting these women get to you, man. 661 00:25:24,413 --> 00:25:26,654 I knew it was going downhill when you told me 662 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,344 you started gardening and shit. 663 00:25:28,448 --> 00:25:31,275 - Everybody like fresh tomatoes, bitch. 664 00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:35,757 - You gonna throw away 30 years of friendship over this? 665 00:25:35,758 --> 00:25:37,448 Huh? 666 00:25:39,344 --> 00:25:41,206 Man, fuck you, Terry. 667 00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:48,241 There's much more worse people in this world than me. 668 00:25:49,827 --> 00:25:51,102 Denise, you always been screwed up. 669 00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:53,481 - Nigga-- - Hold on now. 670 00:25:53,482 --> 00:25:55,481 - And Pat-- - Hey. 671 00:25:55,482 --> 00:25:57,723 - It's not my fault you let some nigga rape you. 672 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,137 - Hey! [thud] 673 00:26:00,241 --> 00:26:01,724 - Wait a mother-- 674 00:26:04,965 --> 00:26:06,344 [sighs] 675 00:26:06,448 --> 00:26:08,067 [laughs] 676 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,550 Oh, fuck, man. OK. OK, brother. 677 00:26:10,551 --> 00:26:11,861 - Get the fuck away from my family. 678 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,551 - OK. - Yeah, OK. 679 00:26:14,482 --> 00:26:15,827 - [sighs] 680 00:26:17,172 --> 00:26:19,240 Yeah, fuck you niggas. - Say what? 681 00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:20,758 What'd you say? Hey. Come on. 682 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:38,895 Well, guess I gotta put that vest to rest, huh? 683 00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:41,240 - Ooh, Terry, the way you whooped that nigga ass, baby, 684 00:26:41,241 --> 00:26:43,412 it was sexy as hell. - I know. 685 00:26:43,413 --> 00:26:45,550 - I might go ahead and clip your toenails tonight. 686 00:26:45,551 --> 00:26:47,034 - Shit. [chuckles] 687 00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:49,378 - Ma, please, OK? 688 00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:52,757 Some of us are trying to enjoy our predator chili in peace. 689 00:26:52,758 --> 00:26:55,412 - But, Terry, he was the "DOO," 690 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,068 and you was the WAP-WAP-WAP, WAP, WAP, 691 00:26:57,172 --> 00:26:58,206 WAP-WAP-WAP, WAP, WAP. 692 00:26:58,310 --> 00:27:00,309 WAP-WAP-WAP, WAP. 693 00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:03,136 - Man, I hate we had to jump Uncle James, man. 694 00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:04,516 I'm really gonna miss his chili. 695 00:27:04,517 --> 00:27:05,999 Do we hate him now? 696 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,550 - Hey, Brandon, there ain't no hate up in this family, man. 697 00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:10,792 There's too much hate in the world as it is, you know? 698 00:27:10,793 --> 00:27:13,102 Sometimes you just gotta let people go. 699 00:27:13,103 --> 00:27:16,930 - Man, I bet he gonna pay these women to go away 700 00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:20,343 and ain't gon' learn a damn thing. 701 00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:22,309 - Denise, I owe you an apology. 702 00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:25,482 Yep, you tried to check me about James's behavior 703 00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:28,413 for years, and I ain't never listened to you. 704 00:27:28,517 --> 00:27:30,654 I am sorry, sis. 705 00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:32,481 - It's all right, T. 706 00:27:32,482 --> 00:27:35,550 I just really want these women to find some peace. 707 00:27:35,551 --> 00:27:37,241 - Baby, she gonna get a piece of that TV money. 708 00:27:37,344 --> 00:27:38,620 - [chuckles] 709 00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:40,102 - I bet he's not even gonna go to jail. 710 00:27:40,103 --> 00:27:41,309 - Nope. 711 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:42,861 That's why I'm about to write these reviews 712 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,619 on his restaurant Yelp page, 713 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:48,033 saying that he put his dick and his balls in the food. 714 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,240 - Ooh, Terry, make me some of that chili. 715 00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:51,654 - Ooh, let's get to cooking now. 716 00:27:51,655 --> 00:27:53,241 [chuckles] 717 00:27:54,931 --> 00:27:57,137 - Y'all just-- - I can't eat no more. 718 00:27:57,241 --> 00:27:59,274 - I'm done. This-- 719 00:27:59,275 --> 00:28:02,379 - Nigga, dick-and-ball chili is how you got here. 720 00:28:03,965 --> 00:28:05,964 - What's wrong? 721 00:28:05,965 --> 00:28:09,343 - "I'm going to write fire 722 00:28:09,344 --> 00:28:13,481 "until it comes out of my ears, my eyes, 723 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:16,343 "my nose holes, everywhere. 724 00:28:16,344 --> 00:28:20,482 I'm going to go out like a fucking meteor." 725 00:28:20,586 --> 00:28:22,619 Audre Lorde. 726 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,378 Bars. 727 00:28:24,379 --> 00:28:26,964 Until next time, please-- 728 00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:30,310 hey, please hand in your responses on time. 729 00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:32,516 You too. On time. 730 00:28:32,517 --> 00:28:34,999 - Audre Lorde. That's your girl. 731 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,033 See? He do like you for real. 732 00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:39,482 Now go give him that cookie you got him. 733 00:28:43,137 --> 00:28:44,586 - [clears throat] 734 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:50,000 - So I did good, huh? 735 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,034 - What, your job? 736 00:28:51,137 --> 00:28:52,171 What, you want a cookie? 737 00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:53,826 - Actually, yes, huh? 738 00:28:53,827 --> 00:28:56,240 - Huh. 739 00:28:56,241 --> 00:28:57,516 - You--what? [zipper unzipping] 740 00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:58,688 - Hold on. - You got a-- 741 00:28:58,689 --> 00:28:59,757 - OK. Hold on. 742 00:28:59,758 --> 00:29:01,620 - [laughing] Stop. 743 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:05,999 Nah. 744 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,586 They had the macadamia nut? 745 00:29:07,689 --> 00:29:09,413 - They had the macadamia nut. 746 00:29:09,517 --> 00:29:11,274 - Wow. - Yeah. 747 00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:12,550 - That's sweet. 748 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,551 Thank you. 749 00:29:14,655 --> 00:29:16,206 Oh, Janelle. 750 00:29:17,517 --> 00:29:20,930 - "Fear of our desires keeps them suspect 751 00:29:20,931 --> 00:29:23,206 and indiscriminately powerful." 752 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,481 - ? She's a grown-ass woman 753 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,516 ? And she don't take no stuff ? 754 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,378 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 755 00:29:48,379 --> 00:29:50,688 ? And you can't get enough ? 756 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,964 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 757 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,999 ? With a husband and kids ? 758 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,999 ? She's a grown-ass woman ? 759 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:03,344 ? And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ? 760 00:30:03,394 --> 00:30:07,944 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52667

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