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(snoring)
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DAREM:
Cadet Darem Reymi,
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personal message,
stardate 868858.7.
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Dear Mother and Father,
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in the three weeks
since the Academy began,
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I'm confident I'm maintaining
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the standard of excellence
we agreed upon.
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(chimes)
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As I promised:
last to bed, first to rise.
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(music playing over earbuds)
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(snoring)
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(music continues over earbuds)
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Whoa!
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Wait. You already...?
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-(music stops)
-Wh-What time do you...?
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For speed and agility days
or for power days?
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-Either.
-4:40 a.m.
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for speed and agility,
3:30 a.m. for power.
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Anyway, I got to go
hit the track for sprints.
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See you around, sleepyhead.
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DAREM:
I strive to be first in each endeavor.
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Every day brings a new
opportunity to prove myself.
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WOMAN (over P.A.):
Starfleet Academy,
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report for cardio and sprints.
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War College, you have
weights and flexibility.
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DOT:
Move it, War College, move it.
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Watch your posture, Cadet Sadal.
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Back straight, Cadet Djokovic.
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Keep those glutes in the air.
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Buns of steel, cadets.
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LURA: Starfleet maggots, I want
to see that you want to be here.
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Do you want to be here?
Let's go!
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Show me you're worthy
of this uniform.
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Get moving.
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What are you waiting for?
Let's go!
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You call that a lunge?
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Lower, Cadet, lower.
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Down! To the mat, Cadet.
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To the mat.
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What is this?
Is this a tea party?
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Get up! You're all weak
right now. Weak!
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DOT: War College
versus Starfleet Academy.
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Who will win?
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The counts are even.
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It's Cadet Mir in the lead.
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Cadet Mir for the win!
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That was
disappointing/underwhelming.
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DZOLO:
Dude, what was that?
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You're the best
in the War College,
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and he smoked you.
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Embarrassing.
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(blows whistle)
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Next station, Romeo.
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Every warrior knows
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that you live each day
with an eye towards death,
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as she walks free and upright
amongst the living.
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But if by chance
you survive until tomorrow,
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we'll be having tryouts
for the Calica team.
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-Sign up here.
-Ow.
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Darem Reymi.
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Captain of the Khionian
All-Planet Under-18 team.
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Four years running.
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There is no need to state it.
It scanned you.
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Genesis Lythe.
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Captain of the
Inter-Base Youth League.
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Five years and change.
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And top of her class.
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And student ambassador
to the Model Fed Council.
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Mm.
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When do you sleep?
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Admiral's daughter.
We don't need sleep.
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What happens if you do?
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You get court-martialed?
(laughs)
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-I'll never know.
-Not easy
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being an admiral's
daughter, hmm?
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Takes daddy issues to a whole
new level, for sure.
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Also makes losing
out of the question.
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Mm. Too bad there can only be
one captain of...
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of anything.
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-Sorry.
-Guess you'll have to learn
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-to live with disappointment.
-Mm-hmm.
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-GENESIS: Good luck.
-OCAM: You want me to injure her?
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-I'll cut the ponytail off.
-DAREM: Do it.
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You did not grow up
playing Calica either.
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CALEB:
I know.
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I haven't played anything.
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Not a team guy. I'm more of a...
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"rely on myself
and don't get killed" guy.
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Hey, hey, hey. Uh, what's...?
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He says he's allergic
to organized sports.
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-To which part?
-The sports.
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And the fact
that they're organized.
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Mm. Oh, that's funny.
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(cadets oohing)
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(laughter)
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B'AVI:
Academy cadets.
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Do you find it
challenging to run
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while also debating
the ethical ramifications
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of hurting the floor?
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Do you find it challenging
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to be a War College douchebag?
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-Not your best.
-Dude. I just got smacked in the head.
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You're gonna take up
half our space,
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get ready to be target practice.
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SAM:
Oh!
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I see we don't like each other.
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Don't talk.
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I smell...
(sniffing)
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...fear.
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You know, properly channeled,
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those feelings of inadequacy
can lead to...
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well, in your case,
just more inadequacy.
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-Better.
-Love the uniforms, guys.
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May be the only thing
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about the War College
that stays relevant.
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All right.
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This has been fun,
but I don't think
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you guys can afford to take
any more time away
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from whatever it is you're,
um, compensating for.
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Starfleet Academy is
an experiment.
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Like all experiments,
it must prove its value.
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The War College has
nothing to prove.
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CALEB:
Then why'd you go out of your way
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to hit me in the head
with a ball?
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You an angry toddler?
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Yeah.
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Maybe our very large
Klingon friend
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will smack the eyebrows off
your freaking face.
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(clears throat):
Mm-mm.
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(whistle blows)
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No blood will be shed
on my court
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without my express permission.
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Back to your classes! Now!
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(showers running)
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Ah, Darem! That scar.
It looks painful.
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How'd you get it?
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You ever fought someone
with a knife between your ribs?
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I don't have ribs.
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You know, I used to know a guy
like that War College bicep
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back on Khionia?
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Oh, please, God, no...
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My parents didn't think
we were a good match.
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Your parents tell you
who to date?
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Nah. Well, I mean,
the relationship was doomed
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after I slept with his sister.
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Both of them, actually.
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And their cousin.
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I would love
to just have one shower
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without having to hear
about Darem's multiple
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-polycule underwater hookups.
-(gasps)
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(gasps)
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What the...?
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We indeed violate
the fundamental laws
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of temporal mechanics
to achieve...
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(all gasping)
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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Whoa. That's a lot.
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Whoa!
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(exclaims)
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(all gasping)
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(grunting)
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(screaming, gasping)
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(laughter)
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GENESIS:
Get me out of here.
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-Ooh.
-(grunting)
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Attention, Starfleet cadets.
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We did this because we could.
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And we will keep doing it
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because it is fun.
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Enjoy yourselves.
(laughs)
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This is war.
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DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
Do you aspire to be the best
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and brightest in the galaxy?
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Exceed your physical,
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mental and spiritual limits?
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Be the captain
of your own destiny
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at Starfleet Academy.
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Applicants
of all species are welcome.
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Is the voice-over too stupid?
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We are about to have
a prank war on our hands
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just as the
oversight committee arrives.
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This is a PR dumpster fire.
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Commander, in our line of work,
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something is on fire
all... the time
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and everything is on fire
some of the time.
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-(jazzy music plays)
-LURA: Be that as it may,
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as a War College graduate,
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I can promise you,
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they shenanned once,
they'll shenann again.
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Well done, Number One. Advise.
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I thought you would never ask,
Chancellor.
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This is your only
possible response.
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Demand a formal apology
from Kelrec,
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and he nips it in the bud.
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Or kills it in the cradle,
if you prefer.
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I'm good
with the plant metaphor.
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It's not our job to resolve
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our students' problems for them.
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We're in the "teach them
how to fish" business.
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Also... (scoffs) that's no fun.
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There are those that see us as
an experiment waiting to fail.
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You've said it yourself.
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Your tacit approval
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hands them ammunition
in front of the committee.
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I'm beginning to get the feeling
you don't trust me.
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Quite the opposite.
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I trust that you'll come
to the right decision.
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Before it's too late.
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So you don't trust me.
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Lura, this is kid shit!
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Forgive my language.
I'm pro kid shit.
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They grew up in the Burn.
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I'm not going to crush
the life out of them
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any more than the universe
already has.
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Captain. Chancellor.
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I choose to work for you
and not Kelrec
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for three reasons:
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I believe in Starfleet's
mission of peace,
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and despite what you may think,
I believe in you.
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What's the third thing?
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I just find him very... odd.
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And that whole tea fetish.
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Tea fetish?
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Out of all the fetishes
available?
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Want to give it one last pitch
before I disregard your counsel?
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You know that a single
transgression is like a weed:
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yank it now, or it multiplies
and strangles the entire field.
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What's with you
and the plant metaphors?
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I hear you, Commander.
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I do.
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Perhaps it would be beneficial
if our cadets did, too.
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Well, that...
that's a cool idea.
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Chancellor,
we were basically naked.
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No. Completely naked!
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Everybody was looking at us
like we were insane.
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-Like we're crazy.
-In front of the whole school.
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What about our honor?
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I took a bath
for the first time.
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You want us to get back
at them with botany?
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-Seriously?
-I don't know, guys.
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Do you think botany
can end a prank war?
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-Or did you have other ideas?
-Yeah. Hit 'em back harder.
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Bring some serious pain.
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Wait till exams
and then fritz their servers.
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-(overlapping chatter)
-Like I was saying...
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DOT:
Captain.
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We are gonna plant
and grow the rare
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and highly protected
Vitus Reflux.
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Despite being known
as "the empathy flower,"
261
00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:52,631
it's not actually a flower.
262
00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:54,973
It's a fungus.
263
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,171
? ?
264
00:12:58,139 --> 00:13:02,275
Speak your mind, Cadet.
Don't hold back.
265
00:13:04,882 --> 00:13:07,214
-Chancellor, respectfully...
-Mm-hmm?
266
00:13:07,215 --> 00:13:09,619
...this is the single dumbest
idea I've ever heard.
267
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,420
How is this strategic...?
268
00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:15,193
PLANT (high-pitched voice):
How is this strategic? How is this strategic?
269
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:18,204
-How is this strategic?
-Got a deeper voice than you, Darem.
270
00:13:19,192 --> 00:13:21,964
Ever read The Art of War, Reymi?
271
00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:24,164
-PLANT: Art of War, Reymi?
-Fifth century BC.
272
00:13:24,165 --> 00:13:26,635
Sun Tzu learned patience
in a garden
273
00:13:26,737 --> 00:13:28,735
and respect for the opponent.
274
00:13:28,837 --> 00:13:30,204
They got you pretty bad.
275
00:13:30,205 --> 00:13:32,973
-PLANT: They got you pretty bad.
-If I may, Chancellor,
276
00:13:32,974 --> 00:13:35,041
it was not an original idea.
277
00:13:35,143 --> 00:13:37,810
The War College stole
that prank.
278
00:13:37,912 --> 00:13:40,377
Cadet Sam ran a search
279
00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:42,079
through old Starfleet
disciplinary records.
280
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,448
In the 28th century,
281
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:46,350
some cadets transported
the entire first-year class
282
00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:48,787
from the sonic showers
to the roof of Alcatraz.
283
00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:52,827
JAY-DEN: It took the faculty
half a day to get everyone down.
284
00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:54,563
-(laughter)
-GENESIS: No way.
285
00:13:54,665 --> 00:13:55,928
Ah, that's legendary.
286
00:13:55,929 --> 00:13:56,966
Then you've already learned
287
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,600
your opponents' lack
of imagination.
288
00:13:58,601 --> 00:13:59,497
Grab a trowel.
289
00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:00,972
-PLANT: Grab a trowel.
-(mutters): Oh, my God.
290
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,672
And anybody who rolls
their eyes gets expelled.
291
00:14:02,673 --> 00:14:04,304
PLANT:
Gets expelled.
292
00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,972
Spritz the spores,
293
00:14:08,074 --> 00:14:12,813
add the growth accelerant.
294
00:14:12,915 --> 00:14:16,286
Vitus only blooms at night,
295
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,982
so be patient.
296
00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:19,958
Plants are like cadets.
297
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:24,060
All they need is water, food
and a little encouragement.
298
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,561
Go, go, go.
299
00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:28,933
PLANT:
Go, go, go.
300
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,767
DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
Specialist Krebs,
301
00:14:31,768 --> 00:14:33,066
your Talaxian Furfly
302
00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:34,978
is attempting to mate
with a beaker.
303
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:37,038
Please intervene.
304
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:39,873
-Doing great, buddy. I love you.
-GENESIS: Okay.
305
00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:41,746
We all ready for Calica tryouts?
306
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,544
No, I will not pursue violence
in any form.
307
00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:49,547
I have chosen the Exo-Ecology
Club in that same time slot.
308
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:53,322
I know. I respect that.
309
00:14:53,424 --> 00:14:55,223
But...
310
00:14:55,224 --> 00:14:57,859
I swiped your delta
while you were showering
311
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,428
and I maybe signed you up.
312
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,599
(forced laugh)
313
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,263
(quietly):
What the hell, Genesis?
314
00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:05,036
-What? It's just a...
-No, no, no.
315
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,438
I'm not signing up for some
culty school spirit war, okay?
316
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,203
I don't do spirit.
317
00:15:10,306 --> 00:15:12,971
-Or tribes. Or teams.
-I want to be captain.
318
00:15:13,073 --> 00:15:15,208
I need to be captain.
319
00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:18,207
And when I am, I need
my strongest players.
320
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:20,044
You fought the Venari Ral.
321
00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:22,848
Look around. Look at them.
322
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,985
(frantic sneezing)
323
00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:26,657
OCAM:
Sorry! It's on your shoe.
324
00:15:28,955 --> 00:15:31,393
(grunting)
325
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,459
(sighs)
326
00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:37,267
-We need you.
-(scoffs)
327
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,937
Please?
328
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,337
How's your, um,
your Betazoid princess?
329
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,274
President's daughter.
And she's not anybody's.
330
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:50,180
Well, I guess your tour
was so compelling,
331
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:52,478
she went and ran away
to the War College, hmm?
332
00:15:55,115 --> 00:15:57,054
Shitty comment retracted.
333
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:59,891
But I get the vibe
she likes sports.
334
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:03,291
Okay, I'll do it
if you stop talking.
335
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:05,522
Thank you.
336
00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:09,061
LURA:
Strategy. Skill. Teamwork.
337
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:12,801
Calica is more than just a game.
338
00:16:12,903 --> 00:16:15,707
I want you to right your minds
339
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,403
and prepare your hearts
for battle.
340
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:21,711
There are two teams,
each with a mascot.
341
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:24,780
The mascot protects a target.
342
00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:27,885
The goal of the game is simple.
343
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,617
Fight your way
to the other side of the field
344
00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:35,318
and shoot a target guarded
by the opposing team's mascot.
345
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:39,291
Tryouts today will not be easy.
346
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:42,600
You'll be scored
in a series of drills.
347
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,436
Highest score makes the team.
348
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,497
I want you to strike
349
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:50,636
with the force
of a thousand tachyons!
350
00:16:50,738 --> 00:16:54,875
Strike until your opponents'
innards liquefy and pour...
351
00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:57,848
And... you'll do it all
352
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,977
while wearing
really snazzy uniforms.
353
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,245
Uh-huh.
354
00:17:02,347 --> 00:17:04,253
You all know Coach Reno.
355
00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:07,054
Professor, I thought you taught
Temporal Mechanics?
356
00:17:07,055 --> 00:17:09,022
I'm a nerd/jock hybrid.
357
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,521
LURA:
Each team is made up
358
00:17:10,624 --> 00:17:12,996
of eight players,
a mascot and an alternate.
359
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,000
The mascot is
the last line of defense.
360
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:19,268
-They protect the target.
-What kind of mascot?
361
00:17:20,002 --> 00:17:21,262
What are we working with?
362
00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:23,568
What we're working with is
a hundred push-ups.
363
00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:26,669
Now! And the next
interruption, 200.
364
00:17:26,772 --> 00:17:29,814
Using the mascot
in the game is a tradition.
365
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,715
Way back, Starfleet's
was a lapling-
366
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:35,479
fuzzy, mean like a koala,
367
00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:37,787
cute like a targ.
They called him...
368
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,552
Lappy. They called him Lappy.
369
00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:44,353
So it's basically
like a fun game of laser tag?
370
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:47,257
Yeah, just like laser tag.
371
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,227
-(weapons firing)
-Ah!
372
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:52,829
This is not like laser tag!
373
00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:56,701
What is happening?!
374
00:17:56,803 --> 00:18:00,670
LURA:
I warned you, tryouts would not be easy.
375
00:18:00,772 --> 00:18:04,048
Calica prepares you
for real-world combat.
376
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,945
Which is why I will not have
a losing Calica team
377
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:09,015
at this academy.
378
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,789
Today's obstacle course
is designed to show me
379
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,618
what each of you is made of.
380
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,562
Every move you make
will gain or lose you
381
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,194
one individual point.
382
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:22,130
Any cadet who rings
the bell of victory
383
00:18:22,131 --> 00:18:23,667
at the end
of the obstacle course...
384
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:24,965
(neck cracks)
385
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,070
...wins a bonus point.
386
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,907
The top eight cadets
will make the team.
387
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,673
The rest of you
will live in shame.
388
00:18:32,775 --> 00:18:33,825
Begin!
389
00:18:34,745 --> 00:18:36,943
(screaming)
390
00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:40,745
Release the drones!
391
00:18:45,185 --> 00:18:47,851
(indistinct yelling)
392
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:54,192
There's drones, everyone,
there's drones!
393
00:18:54,294 --> 00:18:57,795
Hey! You forgot about us!
394
00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:01,469
(clangs)
395
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,673
DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
Bonus point- Lythe.
396
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:05,742
(clangs)
397
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,973
Bonus point- Reymi.
398
00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:10,612
-(clangs)
-Bonus point- Lythe.
399
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,376
(clangs)
400
00:19:12,479 --> 00:19:15,285
-Bonus point- Reymi.
-Whoo!
401
00:19:17,051 --> 00:19:18,884
(pants, groans)
402
00:19:18,986 --> 00:19:21,758
(clangs)
403
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:22,910
Bonus point- Reymi.
404
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:24,523
A little feedback?
405
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,915
You're trying too hard.
It's slowing you down.
406
00:19:26,929 --> 00:19:28,925
(chuckles)
407
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:33,165
(powering up)
408
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,902
The Calica game phaser.
409
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:38,338
It will not win
the game for you.
410
00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:40,274
GENESIS:
Look who finally showed up.
411
00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:43,142
But it can keep you from losing.
412
00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:44,543
Better late than never.
413
00:19:44,544 --> 00:19:46,280
I'm showering
with my delta from now on.
414
00:19:46,281 --> 00:19:49,814
The phaser has only one setting.
415
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,984
Whoa.
416
00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:53,688
(Caleb groaning)
417
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:54,992
Transport.
418
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,994
-CALEB: Son of a bitch.
-If you are hit,
419
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,692
you will be beamed out of play
420
00:19:58,794 --> 00:20:01,965
and into the casualty box
for the entirety of that round.
421
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:05,129
You'll be able
to rejoin your team
422
00:20:05,231 --> 00:20:07,298
in the next one.
423
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,340
Do not be late again.
424
00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:21,345
Ooh.
425
00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:23,716
Lone wolf came to play.
426
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,894
I thought you hated sports.
427
00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:35,497
I do. I hate them.
428
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,869
LURA:
Yes, Mir, yes!
429
00:20:41,238 --> 00:20:44,674
-(grunting)
-No, Mir, no!
430
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,277
(buzzer sounds)
431
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,206
DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
Mir- disqualification.
432
00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:48,972
(whistle blows)
433
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:54,382
SAM:
Genesis, where are the drones?!
434
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,448
GENESIS:
I can't see them through the smoke!
435
00:20:56,449 --> 00:20:58,083
(cadet muttering weakly)
436
00:20:58,185 --> 00:21:01,358
(screaming)
437
00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:06,731
(grunts)
438
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,926
Come on. She's porous!
439
00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:12,133
RENO:
Yeah, the best of us are.
440
00:21:12,235 --> 00:21:14,739
And it's permeable, not porous.
441
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,974
Get your Ps straight.
442
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,607
LURA:
Five minutes left, cadets.
443
00:21:18,608 --> 00:21:22,678
If you want to make the team,
impress me now.
444
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,831
Pathetic.
445
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,415
A little feedback?
446
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,227
You're not trying hard enough.
It's making you stupid.
447
00:21:34,388 --> 00:21:38,858
-JAY-DEN: I want blood.
-CALEB: There's no blood.
448
00:21:38,859 --> 00:21:40,661
-I want blood in it.
-You need blood in food...
449
00:21:40,662 --> 00:21:42,567
-Absolutely.
-...for you to consider it food?
450
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:43,861
-To tear it to pieces.
-That doesn't sound healthy, dude.
451
00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:46,134
That's the only way
it should be.
452
00:21:46,236 --> 00:21:49,136
Rokeg blood pie, bregit lung
453
00:21:49,238 --> 00:21:51,040
with grapok blood sauce,
454
00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:53,905
heart of targ with blood sauce.
455
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,075
(indistinct chatter)
456
00:21:59,076 --> 00:22:02,119
Hey, can you distract them
for me
457
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,483
-for a sec?
-With what?
458
00:22:03,585 --> 00:22:06,054
I don't know.
Use your biting humor.
459
00:22:06,156 --> 00:22:07,617
Nothing about me is funny.
460
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,026
-(Caleb laughs)
-JAY-DEN: Caleb.
461
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,321
CALEB:
That's funny.
462
00:22:10,423 --> 00:22:11,656
JAY-DEN:
Caleb.
463
00:22:11,657 --> 00:22:13,295
-(indistinct chatter continues)
-(sighs)
464
00:22:13,296 --> 00:22:14,994
Greetings, War College brethren.
465
00:22:15,097 --> 00:22:17,429
Hey. You.
466
00:22:17,531 --> 00:22:20,333
H-Hello, my name is Jay-Den.
467
00:22:20,436 --> 00:22:21,939
-Jay-Den.
-Mm-hmm. It means
468
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,003
"He who crosses oceans of fire."
469
00:22:24,106 --> 00:22:25,741
So, yeah.
470
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:26,972
I'm Kyle.
471
00:22:27,074 --> 00:22:28,404
Hmm.
472
00:22:28,506 --> 00:22:30,306
It means Kyle.
473
00:22:30,408 --> 00:22:32,108
Mm-hmm.
474
00:22:34,683 --> 00:22:37,749
-Okay, great.
-Uh, as we were discussing
475
00:22:37,851 --> 00:22:40,588
Klingon humor,
I discovered two Klingon jokes.
476
00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:46,023
Waiter, what is this gagh
doing in my aO'mat Gri?
477
00:22:47,393 --> 00:22:49,765
Screaming.
478
00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:51,302
Ah, uh,
479
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,530
-because the gagh- it's dying.
-DZOLO: Come on.
480
00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:54,765
Well, hold on.
481
00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:57,533
What, uh...
what was the second one?
482
00:22:57,635 --> 00:22:59,608
DZOLO:
Please, no.
483
00:23:00,503 --> 00:23:04,476
CALEB:
Excuse me, miss, don't I know you?
484
00:23:04,477 --> 00:23:05,444
TARIMA:
Nope.
485
00:23:05,445 --> 00:23:07,982
Yeah, I do. Mm-hmm.
486
00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:09,513
Tarima, right?
487
00:23:09,615 --> 00:23:11,521
Caleb Mir, tour guide?
488
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:14,357
Turns out, you forgot
to fill out a comment card.
489
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,887
Shoot. I must've left it
in my other pants.
490
00:23:16,888 --> 00:23:18,964
I can't remember
how many stars I gave you.
491
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,395
Five. Definitely five.
492
00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:22,728
Out of five?
Doesn't sound like me.
493
00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:25,401
I get why you enrolled
in the wrong school,
494
00:23:25,402 --> 00:23:27,603
but you could've just
come to the Academy
495
00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:29,033
-and avoided me there.
-Believe it or not,
496
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,876
I didn't choose the War College
'cause of you.
497
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,674
-Uh-huh?
-Mm-hmm.
498
00:23:35,044 --> 00:23:36,909
Okay.
499
00:23:40,881 --> 00:23:43,520
Blink twice
if this is a hostage situation.
500
00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:47,118
-Alternate theory.
-Oh, yeah?
501
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,757
Your whole life on Betazed
was rules and walls,
502
00:23:48,758 --> 00:23:52,023
and now that you can go anywhere
and be anything...
503
00:23:52,024 --> 00:23:55,934
...you freaked out
and you chose the War College
504
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,199
'cause it's safer.
505
00:23:57,301 --> 00:23:58,995
Glib, reductive and stupid.
506
00:23:59,098 --> 00:24:01,601
-Love to be analyzed like this.
-Hey, I get it.
507
00:24:01,703 --> 00:24:04,539
Too much freedom
at the Academy, right?
508
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:06,609
Too many ancient
Bajoran scripture classes,
509
00:24:06,610 --> 00:24:09,810
interspecies ethics courses,
and yoga clubs.
510
00:24:12,948 --> 00:24:15,538
So you decided to join
the asshole factory instead.
511
00:24:15,551 --> 00:24:17,353
(scoffs)
Oh, and we're done.
512
00:24:17,354 --> 00:24:19,123
Look, I didn't mean
you're an asshole.
513
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,320
I'm the asshole, okay?
514
00:24:20,422 --> 00:24:23,085
Look, I'm sorry, but...
515
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,956
Anything before the word "but"
is bullshit.
516
00:24:24,957 --> 00:24:27,223
No, no, no,
you didn't even tell me.
517
00:24:27,224 --> 00:24:30,101
After everything
that we've been through?
518
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,568
(scoffs):
Everything?
519
00:24:32,266 --> 00:24:34,802
(laughs)
520
00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:36,967
Yeah.
521
00:24:37,070 --> 00:24:39,609
I don't know.
I kind of thought we had some...
522
00:24:40,574 --> 00:24:42,843
...energy between us.
523
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,144
Was I completely wrong?
524
00:24:55,457 --> 00:24:57,990
(neuro-inhibitor beeping)
525
00:25:00,262 --> 00:25:02,360
(exhales)
526
00:25:02,462 --> 00:25:04,766
Are you okay?
527
00:25:06,202 --> 00:25:08,132
Did I do that?
528
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,904
(neuro-inhibitor whirs)
529
00:25:11,605 --> 00:25:14,041
Caleb, we're strangers.
530
00:25:14,144 --> 00:25:15,673
Oh, okay.
531
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,747
-We are strangers.
-Mm-hmm.
532
00:25:17,748 --> 00:25:20,517
-We're strangers, yeah.
-You feel a certain way about me,
533
00:25:20,518 --> 00:25:23,078
and you think
I feel that way, too,
534
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:25,110
except I just haven't
realized it yet.
535
00:25:25,111 --> 00:25:26,883
And you think
if you keep barking at me,
536
00:25:26,884 --> 00:25:28,259
I'll eventually get there.
537
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:31,287
You need all the school
you can get.
538
00:25:43,805 --> 00:25:47,545
If you are here,
then, congratulations.
539
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,247
Your scores yesterday
were slightly less terrible
540
00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:52,309
than everyone else's.
541
00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:53,415
Hmm.
542
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:55,251
RENO:
Or your score
543
00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:57,616
was just plain terrible, but...
544
00:25:57,718 --> 00:25:59,821
you fit the Lapling costume.
545
00:26:02,456 --> 00:26:03,693
(chuckles)
546
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,361
Congrats, Lappy.
547
00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:08,431
Welcome to the Calica team.
548
00:26:08,432 --> 00:26:10,231
-Sweet. It's an honor.
-(Sam laughing)
549
00:26:10,232 --> 00:26:11,532
Yeah.
550
00:26:11,634 --> 00:26:13,264
-Oh...
-RENO: And we didn't forget
551
00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:14,633
team captain.
552
00:26:14,735 --> 00:26:16,967
Lythe, Reymi, you guys tied.
553
00:26:16,968 --> 00:26:18,936
Commander Thok wanted you
to settle it
554
00:26:18,937 --> 00:26:21,303
by digging each other's graves,
555
00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:24,409
uh, with the loser
getting their eyes plucked out
556
00:26:24,511 --> 00:26:25,677
by a baby Gorn.
557
00:26:25,678 --> 00:26:27,245
Unfortunately, we weren't able
558
00:26:27,246 --> 00:26:30,683
to get that cleared
by the Alumni Association.
559
00:26:30,785 --> 00:26:32,651
LURA:
Side-by-side shoot-out.
560
00:26:32,753 --> 00:26:35,720
The winner is your captain.
561
00:26:35,822 --> 00:26:38,255
Computer, activate simulation.
562
00:26:38,357 --> 00:26:42,263
DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
Simulation is activated.
563
00:26:42,365 --> 00:26:44,998
(cadets cheering)
564
00:26:51,341 --> 00:26:53,142
Target one- tie.
565
00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:55,706
Target two- tie.
566
00:26:55,808 --> 00:26:58,675
Target three- tie.
567
00:26:58,777 --> 00:27:01,377
Target four- tie.
568
00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:06,386
Target five- tie.
569
00:27:06,855 --> 00:27:08,588
-Target six- tie.
-Six to six.
570
00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:10,920
Boy, you two just love a tie.
571
00:27:11,022 --> 00:27:13,991
First one to eight takes it.
572
00:27:14,093 --> 00:27:16,466
-Target seven- tie.
-Good focus.
573
00:27:16,467 --> 00:27:18,096
Making those daddy issues work
for you?
574
00:27:18,097 --> 00:27:20,231
What did you say,
you piece of shit?
575
00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:23,470
Target eight- Reymi.
576
00:27:23,572 --> 00:27:25,476
Target nine- Reymi.
577
00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:29,212
Darem Reymi is
your new Calica captain.
578
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,913
(cheering and whooping)
579
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,455
-(chanting): Darem! Darem!
-Not Darem.
580
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:41,022
-Darem! Darem!
-Not Darem Reymi.
581
00:27:41,023 --> 00:27:42,958
-Darem! Darem!
-Who's the new Calica captain?
582
00:27:42,959 --> 00:27:44,728
-Darem!
-Let's hear it. Come on, let's hear it,
583
00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:45,858
let's hear it,
let's hear it one more time.
584
00:27:45,859 --> 00:27:47,456
(chanting):
Darem! Darem!
585
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,863
-Let's hear it! Let's hear it!
-(chanting continues)
586
00:27:49,864 --> 00:27:51,194
CALEB:
What's that supposed to be?
587
00:27:51,195 --> 00:27:53,430
I believe
it is a captain's chair.
588
00:27:53,532 --> 00:27:57,669
And I believe he is hoisted
by his whooping posse of dudes.
589
00:27:57,771 --> 00:27:59,468
This guy's insufferable.
590
00:27:59,570 --> 00:28:02,280
-DAREM: Come on, let's hear it.
-Darem! Darem! Darem!
591
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:04,045
DAREM:
Yeah, a little bit more, come on.
592
00:28:04,046 --> 00:28:06,456
-Darem! Darem!
-(fanfare playing on-screen)
593
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,017
NARRATOR:
Do you aspire
594
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,750
to be the best
and brightest in the galaxy?
595
00:28:13,852 --> 00:28:15,654
(cadets screaming)
596
00:28:15,756 --> 00:28:18,261
(distorted bellowing)
597
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,658
RENO:
Good God.
598
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,161
(indistinct yelling)
599
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,060
(screaming)
600
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,837
-Guys!
-Come on, follow us.
601
00:28:28,637 --> 00:28:30,371
-Where am I?
-Hey!
602
00:28:30,473 --> 00:28:32,369
Hey!
(screams)
603
00:28:34,074 --> 00:28:36,809
NARRATOR:
Exceed your physical...
604
00:28:36,911 --> 00:28:38,681
MALE:
I don't want to bleed!
605
00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:41,844
NARRATOR:
...mental, and spiritual limits.
606
00:28:41,946 --> 00:28:43,279
(female screams)
607
00:28:43,381 --> 00:28:45,149
Be the captain
of your own destiny...
608
00:28:45,251 --> 00:28:47,186
-(screams)
-...at Starfleet Academy.
609
00:28:47,288 --> 00:28:50,224
LURA:
Where did they find these people?
610
00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:52,257
(laughing)
611
00:28:56,763 --> 00:28:58,430
CALEB:
Calm down.
612
00:28:58,532 --> 00:29:00,536
(tuts)
613
00:29:00,537 --> 00:29:01,768
-DAREM: That's funny?
-Oh, yeah.
614
00:29:01,769 --> 00:29:03,149
Oh, you're laughing? Yeah?
615
00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,775
-DZOLO: Oh, yeah, at you.
-Calm down. Calm down.
616
00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:05,672
DAREM:
Do you want something to laugh at?
617
00:29:05,673 --> 00:29:06,871
Tonight, our atrium
618
00:29:06,973 --> 00:29:09,408
-after curfew.
-Calm down.
619
00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:10,560
Calica.
620
00:29:10,581 --> 00:29:12,810
Right. Plan for a short night.
621
00:29:12,912 --> 00:29:15,050
DZOLO:
Aye aye, Captain.
622
00:29:15,152 --> 00:29:16,549
Bye.
623
00:29:16,651 --> 00:29:18,855
(grunts mockingly)
624
00:29:22,423 --> 00:29:25,857
COMPUTER:
Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed.
625
00:29:25,959 --> 00:29:27,958
Welcome, Commander Kelrec.
626
00:29:27,959 --> 00:29:29,659
Your security's pretty serious.
627
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:33,200
Well, we tried funny security,
but no one felt safe.
628
00:29:33,201 --> 00:29:34,297
Tea?
629
00:29:34,298 --> 00:29:36,340
Computer,
resume leisure protocol.
630
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,403
(classical music playing)
631
00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:43,939
It's critical
to use the proper tools.
632
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:46,742
Fresh, dried leaves.
633
00:29:46,844 --> 00:29:48,847
Water...
634
00:29:48,949 --> 00:29:53,157
heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius.
635
00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:56,852
If one step
is handled carelessly,
636
00:29:56,954 --> 00:29:59,390
the result is...
637
00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:02,129
(sighs)
638
00:30:02,894 --> 00:30:04,428
...a weak cup.
639
00:30:09,838 --> 00:30:12,139
-Cheers.
-You don't "cheers."
640
00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:15,105
Oh, if you must stir,
641
00:30:15,207 --> 00:30:17,648
uh, place the spoon
at 12 o'clock,
642
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,913
then softly fold the liquid
back and forth
643
00:30:19,914 --> 00:30:22,479
12 times to six o'clock. 12...
644
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,488
...to six.
645
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,218
Your kids accessed our security
646
00:30:27,219 --> 00:30:29,455
to get that footage,
which was only possible
647
00:30:29,456 --> 00:30:31,927
-with an instructor's help.
-Is that an accusation?
648
00:30:31,928 --> 00:30:33,996
A fact.
I analyzed all the metadata.
649
00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:36,933
You aided and abetted
the humiliation of my cadets.
650
00:30:36,934 --> 00:30:39,233
We learn more from our failures
than our successes.
651
00:30:39,234 --> 00:30:42,200
And someone has
to teach your cadets that life
652
00:30:42,302 --> 00:30:44,674
and war will come at them
from all sides.
653
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,942
Some of them came here
in cargo holds.
654
00:30:47,044 --> 00:30:49,454
They don't need a reminder
that life isn't fair.
655
00:30:49,513 --> 00:30:51,178
Apparently, they do.
656
00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:56,450
Put yourself
in their shoes for a sec.
657
00:30:56,552 --> 00:30:57,814
The "E" word.
658
00:30:57,916 --> 00:30:59,320
(puzzled grunt)
659
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:00,791
Empathy.
660
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:03,022
These kids have no reason
to believe in anybody.
661
00:31:03,023 --> 00:31:04,891
I-I want them to believe in me,
662
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:07,461
and I need them
to believe in you.
663
00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:09,930
Yeah, surprise.
664
00:31:09,931 --> 00:31:11,935
I got no problem
with kids being kids,
665
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,636
but your putting your thumb
on the scale
666
00:31:13,637 --> 00:31:14,957
defeats both our purposes.
667
00:31:14,968 --> 00:31:16,707
Our cadets need to know
668
00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:19,877
that our campus is
a level playing field.
669
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,610
I'd call you naive,
but you've got 300 years on me.
670
00:31:22,712 --> 00:31:25,113
352.
(inhales sharply)
671
00:31:25,848 --> 00:31:27,948
This is only gonna get worse.
672
00:31:27,949 --> 00:31:29,787
Do you really want
to risk shenanigans
673
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:31,414
when the oversight committee
gets here?
674
00:31:31,415 --> 00:31:34,252
I'm giving you a chance
to end it.
675
00:31:34,354 --> 00:31:36,727
Chancellor,
my cadets and I will continue
676
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,991
to outflank, outmaneuver
and outplay yours.
677
00:31:38,992 --> 00:31:40,132
And then you can decide
678
00:31:40,162 --> 00:31:42,429
how that "E" word
is working out for you.
679
00:31:42,532 --> 00:31:43,582
Oh, yeah?
680
00:31:47,932 --> 00:31:49,833
Well...
681
00:31:50,336 --> 00:31:54,003
...my 12 to six
is your six to 12.
682
00:31:54,105 --> 00:31:56,111
So think about that.
683
00:31:56,844 --> 00:31:58,108
(door whooshes open)
684
00:31:58,210 --> 00:31:59,780
-What?
-(door whooshes shut)
685
00:31:59,781 --> 00:32:01,647
Based on the measurable
difference in our capabilities,
686
00:32:01,648 --> 00:32:04,154
-we have a 2.7% chance
of winning. -DAREM: See, see?
687
00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:06,684
Exactly. See? This is our chance
to prove ourselves.
688
00:32:06,685 --> 00:32:09,552
No, no, no, this is your chance
to prove yourselves.
689
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,322
-Okay?
-I was about to say, lucky we have you,
690
00:32:11,323 --> 00:32:12,827
my right-handed,
rule-breaking...
691
00:32:12,828 --> 00:32:15,130
I'm not your anything.
692
00:32:15,897 --> 00:32:17,161
Apparently, that's...
693
00:32:17,263 --> 00:32:19,133
-Premature? Mm-hmm.
-Premature.
694
00:32:19,134 --> 00:32:20,871
And why did you have to say
it was our atrium?
695
00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,369
I can't afford
any more service hours
696
00:32:22,370 --> 00:32:25,172
if I want to get out
of Starfleet this century.
697
00:32:25,274 --> 00:32:27,736
You were so ready to throw down
when we first met.
698
00:32:27,838 --> 00:32:31,575
Are you really gonna let
these idiots get away with this?
699
00:32:33,012 --> 00:32:34,446
Now, who's with me?
700
00:32:34,447 --> 00:32:37,449
Am I really the only one
that believes
701
00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:39,620
they need their asses handed
to them? Hmm?
702
00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:41,689
I'm with you!
703
00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:45,122
Every calculation says
that they'll keep terrorizing us
704
00:32:45,123 --> 00:32:46,590
if we don't rally.
705
00:32:47,897 --> 00:32:49,695
-Caleb?
-You're an idiot.
706
00:32:49,797 --> 00:32:50,926
That's a yes.
707
00:32:51,028 --> 00:32:53,030
Genesis?
708
00:32:53,566 --> 00:32:55,966
You know what kind of captain
sends his team
709
00:32:56,068 --> 00:32:57,469
into a slaughter?
710
00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:00,571
One who got there
by playing dirty.
711
00:33:02,746 --> 00:33:05,108
Hey, I win at all costs.
712
00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:06,911
I said that out loud.
713
00:33:07,013 --> 00:33:08,414
What'd you expect?
714
00:33:08,516 --> 00:33:11,120
I expected you to not use
my family shit against me.
715
00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:15,223
Good luck... Captain.
716
00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:25,297
FEMALE:
...all-nighter for Xenolinguistics.
717
00:33:25,298 --> 00:33:27,400
I'll make coffee.
We'll be fine.
718
00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:29,536
DOT:
Attention, cadets, please exit immediately.
719
00:33:29,537 --> 00:33:31,574
-Really?
-The atrium is closed for cleaning.
720
00:33:31,575 --> 00:33:33,142
Ugh, this sucks.
721
00:33:34,296 --> 00:33:37,675
DAREM:
Since we don't have access
722
00:33:37,676 --> 00:33:40,026
to an actual Calica field,
this will have to do.
723
00:33:40,027 --> 00:33:41,552
We've divided the atrium
in half-
724
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,146
your side and ours.
725
00:33:43,248 --> 00:33:44,852
Mascots on the risers.
726
00:33:44,954 --> 00:33:47,650
-Caleb, you ready?
-Yup.
727
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:50,093
This'll fool the insomniac
and nocturnal cadets,
728
00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:53,597
but once the sun's up,
so goeth the jig.
729
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,998
Okay, first to four points.
730
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:58,294
Deal. And it's open season
on the mascots
731
00:33:58,396 --> 00:33:59,836
if they leave the target zone.
732
00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:01,536
B'AVI:
Targets will materialize
733
00:34:01,537 --> 00:34:04,536
when any player gets within
five feet of the target zone.
734
00:34:04,537 --> 00:34:07,111
Your bleachers have been
designated the casualty box.
735
00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,178
A Calica computer
will monitor our gameplay.
736
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:12,313
-Less talking, more humiliation.
-Granted.
737
00:34:17,988 --> 00:34:20,453
Maybe be careful
what you wish for.
738
00:34:22,891 --> 00:34:24,127
DAREM:
Okay.
739
00:34:24,927 --> 00:34:26,190
You all focus on defense.
740
00:34:26,292 --> 00:34:28,197
-Protect...
-OCAM: I'm late.
741
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,030
That's what it looks like.
742
00:34:31,132 --> 00:34:32,665
-(laughs)
-I'm a lapling.
743
00:34:32,768 --> 00:34:33,936
Oh, yeah.
744
00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:36,566
Man, I have seen tougher
Tardigrades.
745
00:34:36,567 --> 00:34:38,908
-Oh, my head.
-Okay, okay, the offensive plan
746
00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:42,172
-is me.
-GENESIS: Just you?
747
00:34:42,173 --> 00:34:44,948
And what happens
when that plan goes to shit?
748
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:46,917
(scoffs)
Couldn't stay away, huh?
749
00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:50,252
Yeah, teamwork makes
the dream work. Mm.
750
00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:54,387
Anyway, as I was saying,
the offensive plan is just me.
751
00:34:54,388 --> 00:34:56,759
They'll be expecting
a full-on offensive assault.
752
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,288
Let's surprise them.
753
00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:00,662
Have faith in your captain.
754
00:35:00,764 --> 00:35:02,797
-You ready?
-No.
755
00:35:02,899 --> 00:35:04,695
Bring it in. Come on.
756
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:10,602
DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
Players, take your positions.
757
00:35:13,339 --> 00:35:16,513
Mascots to the target zones.
758
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,881
Bring it, Mugato.
759
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:19,278
Why don't you blow my horn,
Lapling?
760
00:35:19,279 --> 00:35:21,376
Whip it out, bro, whip it out.
761
00:35:21,478 --> 00:35:24,454
Game one begins in five,
762
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,687
four, three,
763
00:35:26,789 --> 00:35:29,155
two, one.
764
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:32,195
-Commence play.
-(buzzer sounds)
765
00:35:33,736 --> 00:35:36,660
Stay back and give me cover fire
766
00:35:36,661 --> 00:35:38,591
and don't let them
anywhere near Ocam.
767
00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:40,429
Ready? Now!
768
00:35:40,532 --> 00:35:43,140
-(grunts)
-SAM: What? Uh...
769
00:35:48,976 --> 00:35:50,513
Go, cover Ocam.
770
00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:51,775
Okay, okay.
771
00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,046
Let's go.
772
00:35:55,148 --> 00:35:56,912
-Cover us.
-Yep.
773
00:36:00,584 --> 00:36:02,191
OCAM:
Guys, guys, guys,
774
00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:04,792
over there, really tall,
handsome dude on the move.
775
00:36:04,793 --> 00:36:06,627
Genesis.
776
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,159
Genesis!
777
00:36:08,261 --> 00:36:09,394
Kill him. Take him out!
778
00:36:09,496 --> 00:36:11,486
Take- Come on,
what is wrong with you?!
779
00:36:11,762 --> 00:36:13,998
Behind you,
behind you, behind you.
780
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,436
Hey, Princess.
781
00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:22,875
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Somebody help! Somebody help!
782
00:36:22,977 --> 00:36:24,211
(chime sounds)
783
00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:26,914
-First point to the War College.
-Whoo!
784
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:31,254
-Game two begins now.
-(buzzer sounds)
785
00:36:32,486 --> 00:36:35,324
-A-Again, Darem?
-(phasers firing)
786
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:39,161
DAREM:
Yeah, Caleb, shoot and move!
787
00:36:39,162 --> 00:36:41,025
Go, go, go, go!
Shoot them all!
788
00:36:41,127 --> 00:36:42,295
Hunt them all!
789
00:36:42,397 --> 00:36:44,231
OCAM:
Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb!
790
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,269
That's what I'm talking about,
Caleb.
791
00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,237
-(phaser fires)
-(chime sounds)
792
00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:55,838
CALEB:
Seriously?
793
00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:57,209
DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
War College leads
794
00:36:57,210 --> 00:36:59,045
two games to zero.
795
00:36:59,147 --> 00:37:01,050
Game three begins now.
796
00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:02,902
OCAM:
Shoot them, Sam, shoot them.
797
00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:03,968
(grunting)
798
00:37:05,782 --> 00:37:09,325
Caleb, over there,
on your six...
799
00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:11,420
(grunts)
800
00:37:11,522 --> 00:37:14,495
Guys, are we even trying?
801
00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:17,662
-(chime sounds)
-OCAM: No, guys, why?
802
00:37:17,764 --> 00:37:20,365
DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS:
3-0, War College.
803
00:37:20,467 --> 00:37:22,571
-Well played.
-Match point.
804
00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:24,032
Time-out.
805
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,668
One-minute time-out
called by Starfleet Academy.
806
00:37:25,669 --> 00:37:26,942
SAM:
What's our next play?
807
00:37:26,943 --> 00:37:28,943
Uh, I don't know.
808
00:37:29,045 --> 00:37:30,276
Hey. What are you doing?
809
00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,888
GENESIS:
What are you doing?
810
00:37:31,889 --> 00:37:33,313
-Huh?
-Pull a strategy out of your ass or stand down.
811
00:37:33,314 --> 00:37:35,115
Sorry. Are you the captain?
812
00:37:35,217 --> 00:37:36,984
Are you? No, didn't think so.
813
00:37:37,086 --> 00:37:39,648
Come on. Come on! Come on!
814
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,259
-Resume play.
-(buzzer sounds)
815
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,404
(grunting)
816
00:37:56,531 --> 00:38:00,141
-I like this game.
-(buzzer sounds)
817
00:38:00,142 --> 00:38:02,144
Foul. Prohibited strike.
818
00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:05,110
Cadet Reymi
will sit out the point.
819
00:38:05,212 --> 00:38:08,115
-You okay?
-Mm-hmm.
820
00:38:08,217 --> 00:38:09,597
If we can't outmuscle them,
821
00:38:09,681 --> 00:38:12,086
-we outsmart 'em.
-Offense. Hey!
822
00:38:12,188 --> 00:38:13,754
Get physical, get after them!
823
00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:15,255
(grunts)
824
00:38:15,357 --> 00:38:17,355
GENESIS:
Okay, we need a real plan.
825
00:38:17,457 --> 00:38:19,288
SAM:
What are you thinking?
826
00:38:19,390 --> 00:38:20,693
(Genesis sighs)
827
00:38:24,298 --> 00:38:26,235
DAREM:
Genesis, come on!
828
00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:28,667
What are you doing?
I told you what to do!
829
00:38:28,769 --> 00:38:32,106
-Come on!
-No. I have a different strategy.
830
00:38:32,107 --> 00:38:33,707
Just wait for my signal, okay?
831
00:38:33,708 --> 00:38:35,998
Sam, I'm gonna need you
to do something for us.
832
00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:37,061
SAM:
Okay.
833
00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:39,844
Players, resume positions.
834
00:38:41,846 --> 00:38:46,086
Play will continue
in three, two,
835
00:38:46,188 --> 00:38:48,621
-one.
-(buzzer sounds)
836
00:38:48,723 --> 00:38:51,253
What are you doing
at the replicators? Move back!
837
00:38:55,465 --> 00:38:57,575
That's not the plan!
What are you doing?!
838
00:38:57,594 --> 00:38:58,961
Using our training.
839
00:38:59,063 --> 00:39:01,904
-They can't hit
what they can't see. -(grunts)
840
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:05,103
DZOLO:
The smoke's too thick. Hold your positions.
841
00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:08,009
OCAM:
So much smoke. I can't see. I can't see.
842
00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:09,411
DZOLO:
Shoot the mascot!
843
00:39:09,412 --> 00:39:10,673
OCAM:
Oh, no, they're shooting at me.
844
00:39:10,674 --> 00:39:11,874
Guys, they're shooting.
845
00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,814
Ocam, come on.
What are you doing, mate?
846
00:39:13,815 --> 00:39:17,047
SAM:
Just kidding. I'm not a mascot. I'm photonic.
847
00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:18,850
Sam.
848
00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:23,454
I can make myself permeable,
bitches! (laughs)
849
00:39:23,455 --> 00:39:24,922
MUGATO:
Hey, that's cheating.
850
00:39:24,923 --> 00:39:26,853
SAM:
Nothing in the rulebook about it.
851
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,596
(Sam laughs)
852
00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:34,068
Hi!
853
00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:36,035
MUGATO:
No. No, no, no.
854
00:39:36,137 --> 00:39:38,038
No, guys, guys.
855
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:40,107
-Boom!
-3-1.
856
00:39:40,209 --> 00:39:41,807
That's how you do that!
857
00:39:41,909 --> 00:39:44,447
-(cheering)
-First point for Starfleet Academy.
858
00:39:46,144 --> 00:39:49,018
OCAM:
That was for you, my furry little friend!
859
00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:51,882
I'm all up in you, baby!
Whoo!
860
00:39:51,984 --> 00:39:54,657
He used our own shots
to locate us in the smoke.
861
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:55,809
Smart.
862
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,954
(cheering)
863
00:39:59,056 --> 00:40:01,594
Holy shit. We got a point!
We got a point!
864
00:40:01,595 --> 00:40:03,761
B'AVI:
They found a strategy that works-
865
00:40:03,762 --> 00:40:06,865
-replacing you.
-(muffled laugh)
866
00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:14,939
(indistinct chatter)
867
00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:17,577
GENESIS:
Well, we can't pull that off a second time,
868
00:40:17,578 --> 00:40:20,175
but at least
it's not a shut-out.
869
00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:27,585
Wait. You're... you're leaving?
870
00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:30,189
You're a better captain
than I am.
871
00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:31,691
The team's yours.
872
00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:35,630
LURA:
What in the sweet name of Qo'noS is this?
873
00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:41,397
Why is this always on my watch?
874
00:40:41,499 --> 00:40:42,800
You will pay!
875
00:40:42,902 --> 00:40:46,768
You will pay
with blood, sweat and shame!
876
00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:49,241
Why are none of you crying?!
877
00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:50,705
-I'll cry.
-Quiet!
878
00:40:50,807 --> 00:40:52,944
To your chancellors! Now!
879
00:40:55,683 --> 00:40:57,613
I got a lot of paperwork
to get through.
880
00:41:04,805 --> 00:41:08,492
None of you
have been paying attention.
881
00:41:08,493 --> 00:41:11,035
-For the record, I've actually been paying.
.. -For the very last time,
882
00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:13,761
patience and empathy-
883
00:41:13,863 --> 00:41:15,337
they are not concessions.
884
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,199
-These are strat...
-(scratching)
885
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:20,091
Hello.
886
00:41:20,107 --> 00:41:21,208
Hi.
887
00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:23,706
Patience and empathy.
888
00:41:23,808 --> 00:41:28,078
These are strategies, tools.
889
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,145
What... Mir?
890
00:41:31,146 --> 00:41:33,317
Are your pajamas covered
in little accordions?
891
00:41:33,318 --> 00:41:35,687
They are tiny warp cores.
You want to say something cute
892
00:41:35,688 --> 00:41:37,759
about it? Huh? Do ya? Do ya?
893
00:41:37,861 --> 00:41:42,325
You want to end this war once
and for all? Show some growth.
894
00:41:42,427 --> 00:41:44,501
Growth!
895
00:41:45,301 --> 00:41:46,468
Is anybody listening?
896
00:41:46,469 --> 00:41:47,866
(imitating echo):
Listening? Listening?
897
00:41:47,867 --> 00:41:50,273
There will be
no more after-hours
898
00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:51,937
shenaniganizing.
I'm putting the campus
899
00:41:51,938 --> 00:41:54,074
under lock and key
with biometric security.
900
00:41:54,075 --> 00:41:58,647
I'm sure Chancellor Kelrec
and his tea-loving eyeball...
901
00:42:01,749 --> 00:42:04,254
-(chuckles)
-...would be flattered.
902
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,950
Disciplinary
menial labor assignments
903
00:42:07,053 --> 00:42:09,726
will be posted tomorrow-
30 hours a person.
904
00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:12,589
-30...
-According to Item 48.9B in the rulebook, seven hours...
905
00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:14,458
Woo-hoo! 35.
906
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,062
Any other takers?
907
00:42:16,165 --> 00:42:18,535
Dismissed.
908
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:22,198
Out!
909
00:42:22,199 --> 00:42:24,269
OCAM: She must be pissed
if she's breaking the rules.
910
00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:27,040
Yeah. Maybe we should have
just listened to what she said
911
00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:30,211
-and stuck to botany.
-INSTRUCTOR: Quietly now. Quiet.
912
00:42:30,313 --> 00:42:32,379
(shushes)
Quietly now.
913
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,846
-PLANTS: Quietly now.
-Quiet.
914
00:42:33,847 --> 00:42:35,648
-PLANT: Quiet.
-(instructor shushes)
915
00:42:35,649 --> 00:42:37,079
-(plants shush)
-It's okay.
916
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,322
-PLANTS: It's okay.
-Almost there.
917
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:40,819
-PLANTS: Almost there.
-Quietly now.
918
00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:42,622
-PLANTS: Quietly now.
-Quiet.
919
00:42:42,724 --> 00:42:45,188
-PLANT: Quiet.
-It's okay. Almost there.
920
00:42:45,189 --> 00:42:47,264
-PLANT: It's okay. Almost there.
-PLANT 2: Almost there.
921
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,130
(instructor and plants shushing)
922
00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:51,932
GENESIS (chuckles): I think the chancellor
was trying to tell us something.
923
00:42:51,933 --> 00:42:55,736
I know she just said
"patience" and "empathy."
924
00:42:55,838 --> 00:42:59,309
But she also said,
"End the war once and for all."
925
00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,272
We're gonna prank
the War College.
926
00:43:01,374 --> 00:43:02,544
Yeah.
927
00:43:02,545 --> 00:43:04,680
We're gonna prank
the War College so hard,
928
00:43:04,681 --> 00:43:07,546
-they'll write songs about it.
-What? Now?
929
00:43:07,648 --> 00:43:09,646
Yes, now. If I'm getting busted,
930
00:43:09,748 --> 00:43:11,521
it's going to be worth it.
931
00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:13,524
We're gonna take
what our chancellor taught us
932
00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:15,724
and wait for the right moment-
patience.
933
00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:19,428
And hit the War College
back on their level- empathy.
934
00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:21,528
Chancellor wants
to see some growth?
935
00:43:21,529 --> 00:43:23,093
We're gonna show her
some growth.
936
00:43:23,094 --> 00:43:24,894
We're gonna be doing
disciplinary labor
937
00:43:24,895 --> 00:43:26,568
for the rest of our lives.
938
00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:29,271
RENO:
This PADD is healthy as a newborn.
939
00:43:29,373 --> 00:43:30,933
What's the problem? Teething?
940
00:43:31,005 --> 00:43:33,973
-It's not receiving
incoming messages. -Weird.
941
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:39,478
DAREM:
You know what?
942
00:43:39,479 --> 00:43:40,881
It's fine.
943
00:43:40,882 --> 00:43:42,580
-Uh, the problem must be
on the other end. -Yeah.
944
00:43:42,581 --> 00:43:44,414
That happens.
945
00:43:44,517 --> 00:43:45,719
Look, kid,
946
00:43:45,821 --> 00:43:48,490
any message
that you have to chase down
947
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:51,690
does not deserve to be read...
by you.
948
00:43:51,792 --> 00:43:53,995
It's fine.
You don't... It's not...
949
00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:55,330
It's fine.
950
00:43:55,432 --> 00:43:57,431
A teenager with parental issues.
951
00:43:57,533 --> 00:43:59,530
Never before in the universe.
952
00:43:59,632 --> 00:44:01,097
People are simple.
953
00:44:01,199 --> 00:44:03,804
They either show up for you
or they don't.
954
00:44:03,906 --> 00:44:06,768
-Oh, there you are, Commander.
-Not a good time.
955
00:44:06,870 --> 00:44:08,004
Dispensing wisdom.
956
00:44:08,005 --> 00:44:09,976
We were having turducken
for dinner,
957
00:44:09,977 --> 00:44:13,215
but now it can't exist
because you forgot
958
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,711
to prep the replicator.
959
00:44:14,813 --> 00:44:16,615
I'm sorry, kitten. My bad.
960
00:44:16,616 --> 00:44:17,946
Are you not respecting dinner?
961
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:20,487
Dinner is important.
962
00:44:20,589 --> 00:44:23,555
We'll go out. Chinese? Ni'Vari?
963
00:44:23,657 --> 00:44:25,692
French. I want coq au vin.
964
00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:29,123
But with krada leg
and grapok sauce.
965
00:44:29,225 --> 00:44:31,797
I'll make a res at Yvette's.
See?
966
00:44:31,899 --> 00:44:35,331
Everything is
gonna brie all right.
967
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:37,701
-LURA: No.
-Goodbye, my love.
968
00:44:37,803 --> 00:44:39,107
LURA:
Even more no.
969
00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:40,605
(Reno sighs)
970
00:44:40,707 --> 00:44:42,644
French-Klingon fusion-
971
00:44:42,746 --> 00:44:45,408
the cuisine
I never knew that I needed.
972
00:44:45,510 --> 00:44:49,783
I left a starship on the edge
of creation to be with her.
973
00:44:49,885 --> 00:44:52,422
That's what you call
showing up for someone.
974
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:54,284
Has anyone ever done that
for you?
975
00:44:54,386 --> 00:44:58,220
I don't know. Maybe someone
who was furious with you?
976
00:44:58,323 --> 00:45:01,957
Or maybe someone
you repeatedly underestimated?
977
00:45:02,059 --> 00:45:05,500
Who is also your classmate named
978
00:45:05,501 --> 00:45:06,901
-Genesis?
-I got it, I got it.
979
00:45:06,902 --> 00:45:08,800
I didn't know.
I mean, you went far away.
980
00:45:08,801 --> 00:45:11,272
I was worried about you.
981
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:15,072
So, technically, this doesn't
require violence, but...
982
00:45:15,174 --> 00:45:18,007
The honor of my friends
is bound to my own.
983
00:45:18,109 --> 00:45:20,375
-I will join you.
-All right.
984
00:45:20,477 --> 00:45:23,115
-This needs
to go like clockwork. -Mm-hmm.
985
00:45:25,552 --> 00:45:28,450
Aah! (mutters)
986
00:45:29,688 --> 00:45:31,390
(clears throat)
987
00:45:31,492 --> 00:45:33,224
Can I, uh...?
988
00:45:37,133 --> 00:45:41,362
Have I ever told you I used to
play the belaklavion as a kid?
989
00:45:41,464 --> 00:45:44,468
-It's a Bajoran instr...
-I know what it is.
990
00:45:44,571 --> 00:45:45,739
Do I care?
991
00:45:45,841 --> 00:45:49,842
Kids across the galaxy
were starving,
992
00:45:49,843 --> 00:45:51,473
and I was playing
fancy instruments.
993
00:45:51,474 --> 00:45:54,410
I played that thing
until my fingers bled.
994
00:45:54,512 --> 00:45:57,052
My mom and dad were sitting
right in the front row,
995
00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:59,484
and I...
996
00:45:59,586 --> 00:46:01,417
I missed a note.
997
00:46:02,991 --> 00:46:05,425
They left before
I could finish the piece.
998
00:46:05,527 --> 00:46:07,490
That's my family.
999
00:46:07,592 --> 00:46:10,859
You're either the center of
the universe or you're nothing.
1000
00:46:10,961 --> 00:46:13,165
Mom and dad issues.
1001
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:15,354
Impressive.
1002
00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:18,038
Yeah.
Had to beat you at something.
1003
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:20,302
Look, I...
1004
00:46:20,404 --> 00:46:23,144
I took advantage of you
when you opened up.
1005
00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:24,312
I'm sorry.
1006
00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:26,648
It's a big universe.
1007
00:46:26,649 --> 00:46:28,377
I can't expect
everyone to play fair.
1008
00:46:28,378 --> 00:46:30,913
You had the right
to expect it here.
1009
00:46:31,015 --> 00:46:32,280
He learned something?
1010
00:46:32,281 --> 00:46:33,917
Mm. He didn't mean a word
of that.
1011
00:46:33,918 --> 00:46:36,452
Shut... up... Mir.
1012
00:46:41,529 --> 00:46:43,659
You lead...
1013
00:46:43,762 --> 00:46:45,661
I follow.
1014
00:46:45,763 --> 00:46:48,266
Okay.
1015
00:46:49,033 --> 00:46:51,903
Uh, one thing, though.
1016
00:46:52,005 --> 00:46:54,869
-The knife in the ribs.
-(laughs)
1017
00:46:54,971 --> 00:46:57,877
Yeah. I was six.
1018
00:46:57,878 --> 00:46:59,845
Khionians have
multiple appendixii.
1019
00:46:59,846 --> 00:47:01,747
-Oh, wow.
-Appendixes.
1020
00:47:01,849 --> 00:47:04,119
-Appendixes.
-Let's begin.
1021
00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:06,284
? ?
1022
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,790
The War College dorms
1023
00:47:11,791 --> 00:47:13,160
are secured during the day.
1024
00:47:13,161 --> 00:47:15,524
While the cadets are at class,
someone will need
1025
00:47:15,525 --> 00:47:17,526
to disable the system
so we can get in.
1026
00:47:17,628 --> 00:47:20,998
Where are we supposed
to find someone with clearance?
1027
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:24,803
Well, uh, yeah,
it's not perfect.
1028
00:47:24,905 --> 00:47:27,236
I replicated it from memory,
1029
00:47:27,338 --> 00:47:29,773
and I had
to guesstimate Caleb's size.
1030
00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:31,914
-My size?
-Yeah.
1031
00:47:32,945 --> 00:47:34,845
I'm not wearing that.
1032
00:47:34,947 --> 00:47:36,718
Mugato, hey, what's up?
1033
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,082
GENESIS:
This part's way too techy
1034
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:41,123
for anyone else to pull off.
1035
00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:42,454
Whoo!
1036
00:47:42,556 --> 00:47:43,758
Mugato.
1037
00:47:43,759 --> 00:47:45,457
FEMALE VOICE:
Attention, cadets.
1038
00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:49,162
Afternoon classes
will begin in five minutes.
1039
00:47:49,163 --> 00:47:51,095
GENESIS:
Kelrec teaches battlefield resilience
1040
00:47:51,096 --> 00:47:53,435
every day from 1500 to 1630.
1041
00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,002
That is our window.
1042
00:47:55,003 --> 00:47:57,301
To temporarily disable
the security system,
1043
00:47:57,302 --> 00:47:59,068
you'll need
to get into his office.
1044
00:47:59,170 --> 00:48:02,208
Problem is, we need his cornea,
1045
00:48:02,310 --> 00:48:04,946
which is what the chancellor
was trying to tell us.
1046
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:07,676
Chancellor Kelrec
and his tea-loving eyeball.
1047
00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:10,315
-That's you, Darem.
-You want me to remove Kelrec's eye?
1048
00:48:10,316 --> 00:48:14,055
Hi. So, yeah, like you,
I originally thought
1049
00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:16,926
that we were removing
people's eyeballs and ganglia.
1050
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:20,426
But it turns out, pranks
aren't meant to draw blood.
1051
00:48:20,427 --> 00:48:21,529
Got it.
1052
00:48:21,530 --> 00:48:24,263
Sir? Sir?
1053
00:48:25,498 --> 00:48:28,768
I want to apologize
for the illicit game of Calica.
1054
00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:31,340
This is a Khionian tradition.
1055
00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:32,304
You're not familiar
1056
00:48:32,305 --> 00:48:33,942
because you've never met
a Khionian before,
1057
00:48:33,943 --> 00:48:35,742
-but we do this all the time.
-Oh.
1058
00:48:35,844 --> 00:48:38,574
I offer you my deep remorse.
1059
00:48:38,575 --> 00:48:40,709
-That's quite enough, Cadet.
-Please don't deny this
1060
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:44,316
culturally sensitive moment,
Chancellor Kelrec.
1061
00:48:53,595 --> 00:48:55,063
Thank you, sir.
1062
00:48:58,595 --> 00:49:01,200
JAY-DEN:
With that polymer DNA imprint,
1063
00:49:01,302 --> 00:49:04,137
I can code the programmable
biometric gel
1064
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:08,604
to replicate any one
of Kelrec's body parts.
1065
00:49:12,489 --> 00:49:17,646
COMPUTER:
Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed.
1066
00:49:17,647 --> 00:49:21,053
-CALEB: Yes.
-Welcome, Commander Kelrec.
1067
00:49:21,054 --> 00:49:22,793
CALEB:
So, once in, I'll override
1068
00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:24,122
the security grid
so it shuts off,
1069
00:49:24,123 --> 00:49:27,095
but it'll only last 60 seconds.
1070
00:49:27,096 --> 00:49:29,425
We're gonna need someone fast
to deliver the packages
1071
00:49:29,426 --> 00:49:31,231
while the cadets are at class.
1072
00:49:32,098 --> 00:49:36,671
It's go time.
(chuckles)
1073
00:49:36,773 --> 00:49:38,236
And I'll deliver the gifts
1074
00:49:38,338 --> 00:49:41,539
and be out in under a minute,
like Santa.
1075
00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:43,910
GENESIS:
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I juiced
1076
00:49:43,911 --> 00:49:45,080
the growth accelerant.
1077
00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:47,892
Nahla's plants were a little
too cute for our purpose.
1078
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,118
You'll see.
1079
00:49:52,419 --> 00:49:55,590
Once the security system
comes back on line,
1080
00:49:55,692 --> 00:49:57,057
you'll need to haul ass
1081
00:49:57,058 --> 00:49:58,660
and make sure
you don't get caught.
1082
00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:00,260
TARIMA:
Hi, Caleb.
1083
00:50:01,731 --> 00:50:03,294
Where you running off to?
1084
00:50:03,295 --> 00:50:05,298
CALEB (high-pitched):
Caleb? Who-Who's Caleb?
1085
00:50:05,299 --> 00:50:07,333
And you should be in class,
young lady.
1086
00:50:07,334 --> 00:50:08,902
-You should be ashamed
of yourself. -Just stop.
1087
00:50:08,903 --> 00:50:10,001
Okay? I can sense you
1088
00:50:10,103 --> 00:50:13,309
through this ridiculous outfit.
1089
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,407
Can we talk?
1090
00:50:16,374 --> 00:50:18,479
CALEB (sighs):
Do we have to?
1091
00:50:18,581 --> 00:50:20,346
(grunts softly)
1092
00:50:21,144 --> 00:50:22,679
(exhales)
1093
00:50:22,781 --> 00:50:25,753
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
when I chose the War College.
1094
00:50:25,855 --> 00:50:29,049
I should have. I owed you that.
1095
00:50:29,152 --> 00:50:31,691
I just...
1096
00:50:31,793 --> 00:50:33,696
I didn't know how.
1097
00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:36,091
-You make me feel...
-Amazing?
1098
00:50:36,193 --> 00:50:38,026
Exhilarated? Nuts?
1099
00:50:38,128 --> 00:50:40,295
Out of control.
1100
00:50:40,397 --> 00:50:43,266
I'm not like other Betazoids.
1101
00:50:43,368 --> 00:50:46,239
Back home
I was able to manage it.
1102
00:50:46,341 --> 00:50:50,009
Now that I have the freedom
to go where I want
1103
00:50:50,111 --> 00:50:53,445
and be who I want,
that freedom...
1104
00:50:54,212 --> 00:50:55,750
...it cost me something.
1105
00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:57,920
I think I'm getting the picture.
1106
00:50:58,022 --> 00:51:00,517
I didn't choose the War College
'cause of you.
1107
00:51:00,619 --> 00:51:04,286
I chose it so I can
finally learn the discipline
1108
00:51:04,388 --> 00:51:06,323
of being in control of myself.
1109
00:51:06,425 --> 00:51:09,360
Okay, this place,
it's-it's who I am.
1110
00:51:09,463 --> 00:51:12,530
-I mean, it's who I have to be.
-Oh, come on.
1111
00:51:12,632 --> 00:51:15,632
You're no more "this place"
than I'm the Academy.
1112
00:51:15,734 --> 00:51:19,069
Okay? Please don't fall
for this "us versus them" shit.
1113
00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:21,370
You're the one who's angry
1114
00:51:21,472 --> 00:51:23,373
'cause I didn't choose
your team.
1115
00:51:23,475 --> 00:51:25,507
You're at the Academy now,
and you need
1116
00:51:25,609 --> 00:51:28,247
everyone to pick it with you
because...
1117
00:51:28,248 --> 00:51:30,379
you don't have the guts
to face your own choice.
1118
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:32,220
I didn't choose anything.
1119
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,151
It was either this or prison.
1120
00:51:35,253 --> 00:51:36,755
Okay? And I'm-I'm not...
1121
00:51:36,857 --> 00:51:39,227
What are you...?
1122
00:51:42,194 --> 00:51:44,166
(neuro-inhibitor beeping)
1123
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:50,299
You're fighting yourself
so hard.
1124
00:51:50,868 --> 00:51:55,576
Convincing yourself not to care
about this place...
1125
00:51:55,678 --> 00:51:57,111
these people.
1126
00:51:57,213 --> 00:52:00,615
But I could feel you
during the game, Caleb.
1127
00:52:00,717 --> 00:52:02,448
I can feel it now.
1128
00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:07,123
This is the first time
you've felt part of a group.
1129
00:52:08,284 --> 00:52:09,589
And you like it.
1130
00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:11,127
(scoffs)
1131
00:52:12,327 --> 00:52:14,790
But you're afraid
they'll let you down.
1132
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:20,400
Control is...
1133
00:52:21,099 --> 00:52:22,666
(laughs softly)
1134
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,142
...overrated.
1135
00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:32,942
-(alarm sounding)
-I win.
1136
00:52:33,044 --> 00:52:35,677
(laughs)
1137
00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:38,814
-This isn't over.
-Mm-hmm, that's for sure.
1138
00:52:39,788 --> 00:52:41,149
DAREM:
Hey!
1139
00:52:41,251 --> 00:52:42,987
Hey! Mr. Mugato.
1140
00:52:43,089 --> 00:52:44,292
Over here, come on.
1141
00:52:45,826 --> 00:52:47,691
Come on.
1142
00:52:50,563 --> 00:52:52,613
HOLO-GUARD:
No running in the hallways.
1143
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:56,905
No running in the hallways!
1144
00:52:56,906 --> 00:52:59,801
-Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on. -Ah!
1145
00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:01,309
Thought you might
need to be rescued.
1146
00:53:01,310 --> 00:53:03,010
The geniuses left
their transporter module
1147
00:53:03,011 --> 00:53:04,305
in our changing room.
1148
00:53:04,407 --> 00:53:05,779
CALEB:
Not bad.
1149
00:53:05,881 --> 00:53:07,015
How'd you find it?
1150
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,867
Because I'm
an all-seeing genius.
1151
00:53:08,868 --> 00:53:11,215
Chancellor assigned me
lavatory duty.
1152
00:53:11,216 --> 00:53:12,381
Damn it, she's good.
1153
00:53:12,483 --> 00:53:14,522
No running in the stairwell.
1154
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,659
GENESIS: Then all we have
to do is wait until sunrise and...
1155
00:53:18,761 --> 00:53:20,222
(female screams)
1156
00:53:20,324 --> 00:53:22,594
(cadets screaming)
1157
00:53:40,178 --> 00:53:42,083
Kyle, come on.
1158
00:53:42,185 --> 00:53:44,317
I'm going to kill
whoever did this.
1159
00:53:44,419 --> 00:53:47,554
I am going to literally
rip them to shreds!
1160
00:53:47,555 --> 00:53:49,657
PLANT: Kyle, come on, I'm
going to kill whoever did this.
1161
00:53:49,658 --> 00:53:52,553
PLANT 2: Kyle, come on, I'm
going to kill whoever did this.
1162
00:53:52,655 --> 00:53:54,388
(overlapping plant chatter)
1163
00:53:54,490 --> 00:53:57,365
(cadets screaming)
1164
00:54:00,464 --> 00:54:02,069
What the hell is going on?
1165
00:54:02,171 --> 00:54:05,604
PLANTS:
What the hell is going on?
1166
00:54:05,605 --> 00:54:07,910
-CADET: What are these things?!
-CADET 2: Get outside!
1167
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,245
PLANT:
Get outside!
1168
00:54:11,108 --> 00:54:12,848
Oh!
1169
00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:16,912
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
1170
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,220
Good morning.
1171
00:54:22,221 --> 00:54:24,955
Is the War College doing
primal scream therapy now?
1172
00:54:24,956 --> 00:54:27,791
We are going to rip
those weeds out and shove them
1173
00:54:27,792 --> 00:54:30,227
so far down your throat,
you're gonna shit chlorophyll.
1174
00:54:30,228 --> 00:54:33,062
You will not.
1175
00:54:33,164 --> 00:54:34,402
Fall in.
1176
00:54:36,866 --> 00:54:40,041
The Vitus Reflux
is a protected species
1177
00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:43,007
under Starfleet regulation
286.3.
1178
00:54:43,109 --> 00:54:46,909
286.4, actually.
1179
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:49,110
Unless I'm mistaken,
1180
00:54:49,212 --> 00:54:52,162
it says disturbing the plant
before it reaches adulthood
1181
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,416
is a, a crime.
1182
00:54:54,518 --> 00:54:56,354
Maturation takes longer
1183
00:54:56,456 --> 00:55:00,422
if those plants
sense any stress,
1184
00:55:00,524 --> 00:55:03,563
so keep calm if you can.
1185
00:55:04,328 --> 00:55:05,560
Oh, and it helps
1186
00:55:05,662 --> 00:55:08,230
to talk to them with patience.
1187
00:55:08,332 --> 00:55:10,705
And empathy.
1188
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,671
(PADD chimes)
1189
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:14,770
Oh.
1190
00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:17,239
Oversight committee
has arrived, Chancellor.
1191
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:18,641
Oh.
1192
00:55:18,642 --> 00:55:20,613
They'll be inspecting
dorm rooms, too,
1193
00:55:20,614 --> 00:55:24,586
so you might want
to try and, you know...
1194
00:55:24,688 --> 00:55:25,738
tidy up.
1195
00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:26,885
Shall we?
1196
00:55:26,987 --> 00:55:28,423
I yield.
1197
00:55:29,289 --> 00:55:31,892
The victory is yours.
1198
00:55:32,428 --> 00:55:35,125
I commend your cadets
for their efforts.
1199
00:55:35,227 --> 00:55:36,827
And I yours.
1200
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,436
They learned from the best.
1201
00:55:42,635 --> 00:55:46,342
-(Sam giggling)
-The best? The best?
1202
00:55:51,276 --> 00:55:53,274
Later, guys.
1203
00:55:53,377 --> 00:55:55,010
Good luck.
1204
00:55:58,881 --> 00:56:00,654
CALEB:
It was you, wasn't it?
1205
00:56:00,655 --> 00:56:02,718
You were one of the cadets
who transported the first years
1206
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,489
to the roof all those years ago.
1207
00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:06,391
NAHLA:
What was that word you used?
1208
00:56:06,392 --> 00:56:08,857
-Legendary?
-(scoffs)
1209
00:56:08,858 --> 00:56:10,497
-(laughing)
-You've been dropping hints
1210
00:56:10,498 --> 00:56:11,662
since the War College
first hit us.
1211
00:56:11,663 --> 00:56:14,136
Empathy plants,
Kelrec's eyeball.
1212
00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:16,108
You even said,
"Show me some growth."
1213
00:56:16,109 --> 00:56:18,437
-(laughing): I know.
-And then you made us think it was our idea.
1214
00:56:18,438 --> 00:56:19,801
Why didn't you just tell us?
1215
00:56:19,802 --> 00:56:22,103
And let you cheat? Like Kelrec?
1216
00:56:22,104 --> 00:56:24,308
Half the fun was seeing
if you'd all actually do it,
1217
00:56:24,309 --> 00:56:25,709
and you did.
1218
00:56:25,811 --> 00:56:29,310
You executed it
with exceptional brilliance
1219
00:56:29,413 --> 00:56:31,145
and grace.
1220
00:56:32,054 --> 00:56:33,753
-Sort of.
-Man,
1221
00:56:33,754 --> 00:56:36,323
why does everything have to be
a full-on lesson in this place?
1222
00:56:36,324 --> 00:56:37,792
'Cause it's a school, Caleb.
1223
00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:39,962
(both laugh)
1224
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:43,031
And it's how we were taught.
1225
00:56:43,534 --> 00:56:46,661
The War College teaches
its cadets to fight battles.
1226
00:56:46,763 --> 00:56:49,064
I'm teaching you to end wars.
1227
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:52,604
To learn the patience
to formulate a true strategy
1228
00:56:52,706 --> 00:56:55,372
and the empathy
to understand your opponents
1229
00:56:55,474 --> 00:56:58,242
so you can disarm them.
1230
00:56:58,778 --> 00:57:01,780
That's what Starfleet
needs to be again.
1231
00:57:01,882 --> 00:57:06,488
And leading through fear alone
makes that impossible.
1232
00:57:07,923 --> 00:57:09,656
(sighs)
1233
00:57:12,593 --> 00:57:16,163
So, like, what would you say
to someone
1234
00:57:16,265 --> 00:57:20,931
who just keeps choosing fear?
1235
00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:26,068
I literally am asking
for a friend.
1236
00:57:28,207 --> 00:57:30,411
(sighs)
1237
00:57:30,514 --> 00:57:34,509
It isn't on you
to control anyone but yourself.
1238
00:57:34,611 --> 00:57:36,147
(exhales)
Wow.
1239
00:57:36,249 --> 00:57:37,450
Hard lesson.
1240
00:57:37,552 --> 00:57:41,015
But not all opponents
are enemies.
1241
00:57:41,118 --> 00:57:43,717
And the more you play,
the more they help you
1242
00:57:43,819 --> 00:57:45,524
live up to your potential.
1243
00:57:45,626 --> 00:57:47,826
Maybe you could do that
for your friend.
1244
00:57:48,832 --> 00:57:50,092
Maybe.
1245
00:57:51,198 --> 00:57:52,798
We'll see.
1246
00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:01,840
(exhales)
1247
00:58:03,276 --> 00:58:05,580
(laughs softly)
1248
00:58:06,377 --> 00:58:08,242
(sighs)
1249
00:58:24,395 --> 00:58:27,261
(laughs)
1250
00:58:28,339 --> 00:58:30,404
LURA:
Did you have this all gamed
1251
00:58:30,506 --> 00:58:32,566
when I first came
into your office?
1252
00:58:32,668 --> 00:58:34,102
Not really.
1253
00:58:34,204 --> 00:58:37,111
But when you doubled down
on the plant analogies,
1254
00:58:37,213 --> 00:58:39,443
it all came together.
1255
00:58:39,545 --> 00:58:40,943
I would have thanked you,
1256
00:58:41,046 --> 00:58:45,013
but I figured you'd need
plausible deniability
1257
00:58:45,115 --> 00:58:47,948
if the oversight committee
ever found out
1258
00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:51,989
the new chancellor
had shenanned.
1259
00:58:54,559 --> 00:58:59,161
I... appreciate it.
1260
00:59:00,699 --> 00:59:02,637
I knew you were doing your job.
1261
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:06,537
And you were doing yours.
1262
00:59:06,639 --> 00:59:08,604
I'll admit I couldn't see that.
1263
00:59:08,706 --> 00:59:10,805
I should have trusted it.
1264
00:59:10,907 --> 00:59:13,544
I'm going to meditate on trust.
1265
00:59:13,646 --> 00:59:15,950
What do you usually meditate on?
1266
00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:17,346
Decapitation.
1267
00:59:17,448 --> 00:59:19,280
(laughs)
1268
00:59:22,118 --> 00:59:24,291
DAREM:
Dear Mother and Father...
1269
00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:28,025
Academy training
remains rigorous, as expected.
1270
00:59:29,327 --> 00:59:32,596
What I hadn't anticipated
and am coming to appreciate
1271
00:59:32,699 --> 00:59:34,800
are the lessons in leadership
1272
00:59:34,902 --> 00:59:37,252
that I could've never received
anywhere else.
1273
00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:39,333
GENESIS:
I think that one's mine.
1274
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:44,107
Aye, Captain.
1275
00:59:44,908 --> 00:59:46,306
It's fascinating, really,
1276
00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:49,348
to be a part of a community
where excellence
1277
00:59:49,450 --> 00:59:51,081
is prized and rewarded
1278
00:59:51,183 --> 00:59:54,749
but not to the detriment
of its individual members.
1279
00:59:54,851 --> 00:59:57,752
One can lead and be led
1280
00:59:57,854 --> 01:00:00,221
with empathy, patience.
1281
01:00:00,323 --> 01:00:04,066
And not just for others
but for oneself as well.
1282
01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:05,601
SAM:
Aye, Captain.
1283
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:08,001
DAREM: I never knew
such a thing was possible.
1284
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:10,100
(chuckles)
1285
01:00:13,877 --> 01:00:19,609
Perhaps this is what friendship
and family are meant to be.
1286
01:00:20,111 --> 01:00:23,014
Perhaps this is
who I am meant to be.
1287
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,865
GENESIS:
Heads up.
1288
01:00:43,569 --> 01:00:45,773
Welcome to the team.
1289
01:01:06,822 --> 01:01:08,290
It's perfect.
1290
01:01:10,860 --> 01:01:13,100
Check this guy out.
1291
01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:15,297
(all oohing)
1292
01:01:15,298 --> 01:01:21,911
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01:01:24,191 --> 01:01:28,741
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