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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:19,170 Why don't you have a seat? 2 00:00:24,550 --> 00:00:25,030 Why 3 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:33,250 don't 4 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,250 you have a seat? 5 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:37,650 According to your transcript, you're a 35 -year -old married woman. 6 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,770 That's not true. 7 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:42,390 That's not true because you're actually 37. 8 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:46,970 I fucking love that. 9 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:52,310 Why don't you have a seat? 10 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:53,810 Why don't you? 11 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:54,910 Be a dick. 12 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:57,290 We're doing a story on Predators, but with yourself. 13 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:58,590 Shut the fuck up. 14 00:00:58,790 --> 00:00:59,790 Are you watching? 15 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,230 You're taking good fucking notes. 16 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,290 I expect you to do this to me. 17 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:06,310 Come on. 18 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:10,490 Well, 19 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:13,350 there's one problem with your story. 20 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:16,030 I had her chat transcripts. 21 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:17,870 Let's put an end to the charades. 22 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:23,050 I'm Chris Manson with Late Night SCV, and we're doing a story on ungrateful, 23 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,370 adulterous she -devils. 24 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:35,550 Well, 25 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:40,990 there's only one problem with that story. 26 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:43,110 I have your chat transcript. 27 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:47,600 She proceeded to protest her innocence until I pointed out what appeared to be 28 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,900 semen stain from a previous encounter on her skirt. 29 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,860 Why, that's absolutely absurd. I would never do such a thing. I'm a happily 30 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:16,860 married man. Really? 31 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,900 Because I have chest pain. 32 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:49,500 This is 37 -year -old Monica Delmonico, a schoolteacher from El Paso and wife to 33 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,640 a frequently cuckolded insurance broker husband. 34 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:09,520 Hi. Hey, come on in. I'm just finishing putting my comic books away. There's 35 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,740 cookies I made for you tomorrow. 36 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,360 Go have that. 37 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:18,790 Like all of these predators, she seemed apprehensive at first. 38 00:03:19,410 --> 00:03:23,430 You never know if they're going to get spooked or suddenly grow a conscience 39 00:03:23,430 --> 00:03:24,430 bolt for the door. 40 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:27,430 We almost lost this one on account of the chocolate cookies. 41 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:36,110 Really? 42 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:38,670 Chocolate cookies? 43 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:42,450 I told you I was on a low -carb diet. 44 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,420 And I'm vegan. 45 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:48,060 And diabetic. 46 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:54,840 Um, those are gluten and dairy free. And 47 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,880 sweetened with Splenda? 48 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:14,260 Why don't you have a seat? 49 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:17,640 Okay. 50 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:21,620 Sure thing, sir. 51 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,940 So, do you mind telling me what you're doing here? 52 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:30,740 Nothing. 53 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,400 I'm here to see my friend. 54 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,900 We were going to have cookies. 55 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:37,320 Cookies? Really? These cookies? 56 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,280 Here. 57 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,500 Why don't you try one? They look delicious. 58 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:43,719 No thanks. 59 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:48,080 No thanks because one bite will send you into an insulin shock and you won't be 60 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,580 able to seduce a young boy behind your husband's back if you're foaming at the 61 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:52,580 mouth on the floor. 62 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:53,700 Isn't that right? 63 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,760 I don't know what you're talking about. 64 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:01,920 Really? According to your chat transcript, you're a 35 -year -old 65 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:04,060 That's not true. 66 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:06,580 That's not true because you're actually 37. 67 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,380 You tell our decoy... 68 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,880 I'm in my sexual prime, and I need a young, hairless college boy to make me 69 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,880 like a woman again. 70 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:20,320 Our decoy says, and how can I do that? And you say, you know, by putting your 71 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,980 rock -hard blank in my sweet, warm, wet blank. 72 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,160 Did I fill in the blank for you? 73 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,480 Clearly, I was drunk. I don't remember that. 74 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,820 Drunk? Really? 75 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:38,440 You also say, give me your address. I'll swing by after my AA meeting. 76 00:05:41,229 --> 00:05:44,110 Wow. Please don't tell my husband. 77 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:47,130 I don't typically do this kind of thing. 78 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:50,870 Well, admitting that you have a problem is the very first step. 79 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:55,030 She proceeded to tell me about dozens of similar encounters and that her vagina 80 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:57,290 has accepted more students than community college. 81 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:02,670 Look, I'm Chris Manson, and we're doing a story on shameless, promiscuous tramps 82 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:07,170 who seek the affections of younger boys in order to satisfy their own selfish 83 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,170 sexual desires. 84 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,300 Oh, I admit it. 85 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,560 I'm addicted. 86 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:19,280 Just let me do it one more time and I swear I'll never do it again. 87 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,140 I'm sorry, honey. 88 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,340 I'm sorry. I love you. 89 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,180 So very sad. 90 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,860 Rock, paper, scissors. 91 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,260 Fuck. Rock, paper, scissors. 92 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,540 Fuck. Whoa. 93 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,700 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I've been so fucking horny. 94 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,460 I just don't fucking get it at home anymore. 95 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:54,000 Oh, my God. I'm so fucking horny. Oh, my God. I need some young chicken. 96 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,840 I can't fucking take them. 97 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,670 Fucking pull my panties off. 98 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,410 Yeah. Fucking pull me off. 99 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:28,430 Yes. Lick it, fucking pussy. It needs some fucking pop. It needs to... Yeah, 100 00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:29,830 fucking lick it good. 101 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:31,290 Lick it good. 102 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:32,690 Lick it good. 103 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:34,450 Oh, fuck. 104 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:38,350 Fucking milk pussy. It's so fucking horny. 105 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:39,670 Oh. 106 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,250 Yeah. 107 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:47,800 Yeah, bitch, you're really fucking good. Get that little fucking... because 108 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,960 you'd come all over your face. 109 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:52,679 Oh, 110 00:07:52,680 --> 00:08:00,700 my 111 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:03,980 God. 112 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:07,399 Oh, my God. 113 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,400 Oh, 114 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:12,820 my God, right there. I'm going to come all over your fucking face if you get 115 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:13,820 this. 116 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,850 Can I please step on your couch? 117 00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:50,510 I'm so fucking horny to have you coming up. 118 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,390 Yeah, fuck my face. 119 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,760 fucking dick today. 120 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:55,460 fucking face what you put me yes for that fucking pussy oh my god 121 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:41,810 Fuck! 122 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,150 Yes! 123 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,820 Oh, my God. 124 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,060 Yeah. 125 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,440 Stay around my fucking little spot. 126 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,900 Yeah. Let me come on your car some more. 127 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,500 Don't fucking stop. Yeah, don't fucking stop. 128 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:52,980 Fuck me. 129 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,760 There you go. Fucking panda. Oh, fucking pussy. 130 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,240 Panda fucking good. 131 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,170 Just hang around. 132 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,140 Yes. 133 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,940 Yes. 134 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,380 Yes. 135 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,100 Fuck. 136 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,780 Yes. Yes. 137 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,060 Yes. Yes. 138 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200 Yeah, 139 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,540 you want to fucking cum so bad on my pussy, huh? 140 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,260 On my fucking chest. 141 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,320 Oh, my God, I love tasting my pussy. 142 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,000 Look at all that cum dripping down. 143 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,440 Fuck. Oh, 144 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,980 my God. 145 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,119 My big juicy tips. 146 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920 Yes. 147 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,480 Yes. Yes. 148 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,740 Yes. 149 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,880 I fucking love that. 150 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Oh, God. 151 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,520 I love when the fucking cock comes up to my mouth. 152 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,540 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Oh, 153 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,180 yes. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 154 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,680 Fuck, these big juicy fucking limbs. 155 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,399 Mm -hmm. 156 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,860 Yeah. Fucking good. 157 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,190 Yeah, they don't ever get sucked at home 158 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,400 Fucking pussy. It's all yours. 159 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:31,300 Yeah, fucking shove me on your cock. 160 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,600 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 161 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:34,860 Yeah. 162 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,980 Shove me down on your dick. 163 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,200 Yeah. Oh, 164 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,000 shit. Yeah, fucking rub that little fucking pussy. Oh, my God. 165 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800 Oh, 166 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,040 my 167 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:44,760 God. 168 00:24:42,669 --> 00:24:43,850 Oh, my God. 169 00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:47,110 Oh, my God. I love feeling your fucking cock through my ass. 170 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:50,550 Yeah. Feel your cock in my pussy and my ass. 171 00:24:50,930 --> 00:24:55,410 Oh, my God. Like a dirty fucking slut. Oh, God. Yes, you are. 172 00:24:55,690 --> 00:24:57,630 You are. Just go in both your holes. 173 00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:59,070 Oh, my God. 174 00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:00,370 Just go in. 175 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:02,290 Just like this. 176 00:25:02,530 --> 00:25:03,530 Just like this. 177 00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:06,410 Yes. Yes. 178 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:26,780 Oh my god, this is fucking perfect. 179 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,120 Fuck 180 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:37,400 yeah. 181 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800 Shut up. 182 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,680 Oh, my God, yes. 183 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:47,900 Fuck. 184 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,240 Fucking God. 185 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,920 Oh. 186 00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:55,510 Oh, my God. 187 00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:57,750 Oh, my God. 188 00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:01,390 Holy shit. 189 00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:03,430 Holy shit. 190 00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:08,290 Fuck, this is going to make me fucking cum. Oh, shit, I'm going to cum. Oh, 191 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:10,850 fucking cum. You can't take your asses off. Oh, fuck. 192 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,450 Come everywhere. Oh, my God. 193 00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:30,150 Yeah. 194 00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:31,850 Oh, 195 00:29:32,630 --> 00:29:34,450 my God. Oh, my God. Oh, 196 00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:37,730 yeah. Oh, my God. 197 00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:18,630 And there are more potential predators 198 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:22,050 to confront. This woman is 35 -year -old Melinda Montgomery. 199 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,300 Her oblivious husband thinks that she's at the mall buying him a gift for his 200 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,300 birthday. 201 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,420 She goes by the screen name Who's Your Mommy 24. 202 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,720 She thinks she's chatting online with a 19 -year -old kickboxer named Helmut. 203 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,980 She says, so what do you look like? 204 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,020 My husband is flabby and soft. 205 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:42,460 It's like having sex with a beanbag chair. 206 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,900 I hope you're good looking. 207 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:47,680 Our decoy says, I like to keep myself in shape. 208 00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:52,230 Also, I shave virtually every area of my body so that I'm smooth like a hairless 209 00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:53,230 cat. 210 00:30:56,430 --> 00:31:02,250 Hi. Hi. I just need five minutes to finish waxing the area between my 211 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:05,510 and my anus. I made you strudel. It's on the counter. 212 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:06,730 Help yourself, okay? 213 00:31:32,459 --> 00:31:33,660 Oh, hi, honey. 214 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,940 Yeah, no, no, I'm not at the mall anymore. I'm at the, uh, bakery. 215 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,880 Yeah. 216 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,500 You like strudel, don't you? 217 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,880 This woman has no shame. 218 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,640 That strudel's filled with piping hot adultery. 219 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:51,900 Perfect. 220 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,480 Mm -hmm. 221 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:54,660 Yeah. 222 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,760 Uh, look, I really gotta go. Uh -huh, uh -huh. 223 00:31:58,100 --> 00:31:59,160 What is true? Bye. 224 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,180 No, please. 225 00:32:01,679 --> 00:32:02,960 Don't hang up on my account. 226 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,219 Um, no. 227 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:07,560 I must be in the wrong place. Let me just get out of here with my hair. 228 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:10,080 I'm pretty sure this is the house you were looking for. 229 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,500 Why don't you have a seat? 230 00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:21,040 So, are you in the habit of wandering into strange houses, or is this your 231 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:21,939 first time? 232 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:26,980 Uh, I really thought this was my friend's new house. I just must have 233 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,000 these dresses. 234 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,440 Really? So your friend is an Austrian kickboxer who goes by the name Helmut. 235 00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:36,020 Does your husband know about this friend? 236 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:41,600 I don't know anyone by that name. I thought this was my friend Ruthie's 237 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,700 And you expect me to believe that? 238 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,760 I was very much hoping that was a sufficient response. 239 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,380 Well, there's one problem with your story. 240 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,060 I have your chat transcripts. 241 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:55,400 You say, I've never had sex with an Austrian. 242 00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:00,580 I want you to pretend that my blank is Poland and invade it with your rock 243 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:05,760 blank. Our decoy says, don't you feel guilty about cheating on your husband? 244 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:10,600 you say, the only thing I feel guilty about is not having smothered him to 245 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,600 with a pillow. 246 00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:14,680 This woman is crazy. 247 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,160 I like that. 248 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,400 Let's put an end to the charade. 249 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,560 I'm Chris Manson with Lateline MCV, and we're doing a story on ungrateful, 250 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,740 adulterous she -devils who solicit young boys for sex over the Internet. 251 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,920 Oh, my God. 252 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,380 I'm so fucked. 253 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,540 Yes. Yes, you are. 254 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:42,080 Now, I'm obliged to inform you that you're free to go or stay and have sex 255 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:42,899 our decoy. 256 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:46,100 Is he really Austrian and smooth as a hairless cat? 257 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,680 Well, that'll be for you to ascertain. 258 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:56,840 I'm already busted, so I guess I might as well. 259 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:03,400 I'm sure he'll be very happy to hear that. Here, take some strudel. 260 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,480 Hi. 261 00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:17,739 You must be Helmut. 262 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,580 Really? 263 00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:54,890 Thank you. 264 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,720 Mmm. 265 00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:35,830 Our next predator was perhaps the most aggressive and remorseless sexual 266 00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,490 that we've ever encountered on this program. 267 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:41,630 Her screen name is Ballcrusher18. 268 00:56:42,070 --> 00:56:46,250 She writes, Hey sexy, I hope you can handle an older woman who knows exactly 269 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:47,250 what she wants. 270 00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:52,230 Our decoy responds, I'll do my best. I hope I can make you happy. To which she 271 00:56:52,230 --> 00:56:56,090 says, I hoped a unicorn would fly into my bedroom when I was four, but then I 272 00:56:56,090 --> 00:56:57,090 grew some balls. 273 00:56:57,190 --> 00:56:58,990 Man up, bitch. I'm coming over. 274 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,860 Have any trouble finding the place? 275 00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:25,320 No, I'm not quite today. 276 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,240 Good thinking. 277 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,360 Why don't you have a seat? 278 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:33,840 Why don't you eat a dick? 279 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:39,020 Okay. Do you mind if I ask what you're doing here today? 280 00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:42,900 First of all, it's none of your fucking business. 281 00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:46,580 And second of all, it's none of your fucking business. 282 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,980 She threatened to feed me my own testicles and made childish remarks 283 00:57:50,980 --> 00:57:52,960 hair. This wasn't going well at all. 284 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,700 Do you mind if I ask what's inside the bag? 285 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:04,180 My favorite fuck me pump, a leather thong, and a dildo for my ass. 286 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,760 So you're freely admitting that your goal here today was to have sexual 287 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,380 relations with a younger man behind your husband's back. 288 00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:15,760 My husband, you moron, is downstairs waiting in the car. 289 00:58:17,230 --> 00:58:19,070 He knows exactly why I'm here. 290 00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:23,690 And if his cock wasn't the size of a pencil eraser, I'd be home fucking 291 00:58:23,690 --> 00:58:24,690 brownies right now. 292 00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:31,090 Well, I was going to read your chat transcript, but I imagine you already 293 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:32,090 what's in them. 294 00:58:32,730 --> 00:58:34,210 May I ask you something? 295 00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:38,410 Certainly. Who the fuck are you? 296 00:58:39,210 --> 00:58:42,530 Well, actually, I'm Chris Manson with Lateline NCB. 297 00:58:42,830 --> 00:58:46,010 We're doing a story on predators such as yourself who prey on... Back the fuck 298 00:58:46,010 --> 00:58:47,010 up! 299 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,540 So this is a setup? 300 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,420 I'm afraid so. 301 00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:54,580 Listen, buddy. 302 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,960 If that dude with the pretty fucking teeth isn't back there getting ready to 303 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:04,820 fuck the shit out of me, I'm going to jam this dildo right up your ass. 304 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,380 Oh, decoy. 305 00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:09,220 Put your helmet on. 306 00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:12,980 Are you watching, pretty boy? 307 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,020 You better be taking a nice fucking close look. 308 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,540 This is how I'm going to warm my fucking self up for you. 309 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:31,080 Are you watching? You taking good fucking 310 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,500 notes? I didn't expect you to do this to me. 311 00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:41,380 I don't know if this is going to be a little too much for you though. 312 00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,140 Seeing it's your first time with me. 313 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,330 Have you ever seen something like that before? 314 00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:56,150 You haven't, huh? 315 00:59:58,610 --> 01:00:01,450 You think you can handle it? 316 01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:06,870 Yes would be the correct answer. 317 01:00:07,430 --> 01:00:08,450 Yes. Yes. 318 01:00:10,030 --> 01:00:11,330 That's a very good boy. 319 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,560 We should start with the pussy. 320 01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:51,240 I think you can handle the pussy. 321 01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:55,340 We'll see. 322 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,320 We'll see if you get a gold star. 323 01:01:21,550 --> 01:01:23,270 You should take your dick out and start stroking it. 324 01:01:23,530 --> 01:01:24,448 Do it. 325 01:01:24,450 --> 01:01:26,050 Get it fucking hard for me. 326 01:01:27,030 --> 01:01:29,210 I don't want no limp dick. Come on. 327 01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:34,370 I want to watch you. Yeah. 328 01:01:34,970 --> 01:01:38,150 Just like that. Get it nice and fucking ready for me. 329 01:01:39,910 --> 01:01:43,650 Come on, pretty boy. I know you got it in you. 330 01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:46,810 I want it in me. 331 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:49,330 Real soon. 332 01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:54,810 bodies that can keep up with me. 333 01:02:56,130 --> 01:02:57,950 You think you can do the job? 334 01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:00,690 What was that? 335 01:03:01,030 --> 01:03:02,450 Yes ma 'am. 336 01:03:06,030 --> 01:03:07,030 You're learning. 337 01:03:13,670 --> 01:03:20,510 That would be a yes ma 338 01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:21,510 'am. Yes ma 'am. 339 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:29,430 Hmm. 340 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,480 like watching the big 341 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:20,660 you a thing or two? Yes. 342 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,840 That's yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. 343 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:34,480 I want to ride this 344 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:37,160 cock like it's never been ridden before. 345 01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:27,260 with mature women they have a lot of tricks up their sleeves 346 01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:32,600 watch 347 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:38,800 this one 348 01:22:54,410 --> 01:22:57,950 This is 42 -year -old college professor Miranda Wilmington. 349 01:22:58,350 --> 01:23:01,870 She thinks she's here today to have a sexual liaison with a young and virile 350 01:23:01,870 --> 01:23:04,030 student, but we're about to teach her a lesson. 351 01:23:04,650 --> 01:23:07,150 She goes by the screen name HotForTeacher22. 352 01:23:07,770 --> 01:23:12,490 She tells our decoy, hey cutie, I'm looking for a hot young stud for my 353 01:23:12,490 --> 01:23:13,490 biology class. 354 01:23:13,910 --> 01:23:18,190 Wow, I could use some extra help. My parents are so mad at me for flunking 355 01:23:18,190 --> 01:23:19,190 of college. 356 01:23:19,270 --> 01:23:22,710 I can't guarantee all your grades will improve, but you'll definitely get an A 357 01:23:22,710 --> 01:23:23,710 in anatomy class. 358 01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:29,130 Hey, have you been to Collins and the wine coolers? 359 01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:31,790 Great, okay. 360 01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:34,730 I'm going to be done with my homework in like five minutes. I'll just meet you 361 01:23:34,730 --> 01:23:35,730 over there. 362 01:23:48,330 --> 01:23:50,450 None of my teachers ever looked like that. 363 01:23:51,890 --> 01:23:55,770 True. But today, she's here to teach a lesson in infidelity. 364 01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:02,250 Kind of a bumpy road getting up here? 365 01:24:02,890 --> 01:24:05,510 Uh, yeah. 366 01:24:05,930 --> 01:24:06,930 Who are you? 367 01:24:10,430 --> 01:24:12,230 Hmm. Kind of thirsty, huh? 368 01:24:12,710 --> 01:24:13,710 I guess. 369 01:24:13,990 --> 01:24:15,030 Why don't you have a seat? 370 01:24:15,790 --> 01:24:17,390 There must be some mistake. 371 01:24:17,670 --> 01:24:19,230 I thought this was a teacher's conference. 372 01:24:19,910 --> 01:24:24,210 Not quite. Are you typically in the habit of bringing condoms and wine 373 01:24:24,210 --> 01:24:25,210 to a teacher's conference? 374 01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:29,890 I forgot the condoms. I mean, I don't have any condoms. And who doesn't enjoy 375 01:24:29,890 --> 01:24:31,170 nice wine cooler every now and again? 376 01:24:31,550 --> 01:24:35,210 Look, why don't we end this little game right now and you tell me exactly what 377 01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:36,210 you're doing here. 378 01:24:36,330 --> 01:24:39,110 I told you. I thought this was a teacher's conference. 379 01:24:39,550 --> 01:24:41,530 Well, there's only one problem with that story. 380 01:24:42,310 --> 01:24:44,090 I have your chat transcripts. 381 01:24:44,630 --> 01:24:48,670 You tell our decoy, if my husband ever found out I was having sex with my 382 01:24:48,670 --> 01:24:50,810 students, he'd have a stroke and die. 383 01:24:51,310 --> 01:24:52,510 Maybe I should tell him. 384 01:24:52,870 --> 01:24:58,230 LOL. Our decoy says, well, what kind of lesson do you have planned for me? And 385 01:24:58,230 --> 01:25:02,030 you say, first you'll give me an oral presentation, and then I'll test your 386 01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:06,390 skills in blanking the living blank out of me with your fully engorged blank. 387 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:11,550 Oh, look, hey, that was just talk. I mean, it's not like I'm going to do any 388 01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:12,509 that. 389 01:25:12,510 --> 01:25:17,370 Really? Because you also go on to say, I'm totally going to do all of that. 390 01:25:17,370 --> 01:25:18,370 is not just talk. 391 01:25:18,550 --> 01:25:22,230 I'm never lonely because I have a wide selection of student bodies on speed 392 01:25:22,230 --> 01:25:26,230 dials. She proceeded to protest her innocence until I pointed out what 393 01:25:26,230 --> 01:25:29,030 to be a semen stain from a previous encounter on her skirt. 394 01:25:30,290 --> 01:25:35,310 Look, I'm Chris Manson, and we're doing a story on deceiving harlots who engage 395 01:25:35,310 --> 01:25:37,350 in sexual liaisons with young boys. 396 01:25:37,630 --> 01:25:39,190 Oh my gosh, is this going to be on TV? 397 01:25:41,610 --> 01:25:44,890 husband. He's the dean of the college. If he finds out, I'll lose my job. 398 01:25:45,470 --> 01:25:48,690 Well, you should have thought of that before you decided to let so many 399 01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:49,930 admissions into your curriculum. 400 01:25:50,150 --> 01:25:52,130 You see, I'm also good with euphemisms. 401 01:25:52,450 --> 01:25:55,790 Now, you're free to go or stay and have sex with our decoy. 402 01:25:56,290 --> 01:25:57,590 Is that going to be on TV? 403 01:25:58,010 --> 01:25:59,010 Of course not. 404 01:25:59,130 --> 01:26:00,290 This is a family program. 405 01:26:02,330 --> 01:26:03,750 It's nice to touch a hard bar. 406 01:26:05,690 --> 01:26:07,690 I did five sit -ups this morning. 407 01:26:08,290 --> 01:26:09,510 Five? Five. 408 01:26:10,860 --> 01:26:11,860 You're cute, too. 409 01:26:14,020 --> 01:26:15,020 God, 410 01:26:16,940 --> 01:26:18,640 I'm probably going to get fired for this. 411 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:20,438 Don't worry. 412 01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:22,120 You can teach at community college. 413 01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:23,960 Fuck, shut up. 414 01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:27,080 I like community college. 415 01:26:27,820 --> 01:26:28,820 Shut up. 416 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:30,260 I learned how to weld there. 417 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:32,440 That's my tip. 418 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,420 I'll find out at community college. 419 01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:40,700 You remind me of my math teacher. 420 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:42,120 Yeah. 421 01:26:42,580 --> 01:26:44,540 Young boys like teachers. 422 01:26:49,180 --> 01:26:55,260 She was 26 days ago. 423 01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:05,720 I like you young guys. 424 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,000 Fucked up, but it's a good one. 425 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:37,380 Yeah, yeah, 426 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:41,620 yeah, yeah 427 01:32:24,780 --> 01:32:25,780 Mmm. 428 01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:43,840 Oh, fuck. 429 01:33:44,380 --> 01:33:45,380 Oh, 430 01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:46,800 fuck. 431 01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,940 Yes. There you go. 432 01:33:51,980 --> 01:33:53,260 Yes. 433 01:33:55,900 --> 01:33:58,900 Yes. Yes. Yes. 434 01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:15,680 Yeah, you gonna make it worth it? Yeah. 435 01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:18,380 Oh, fuck it, yeah, just like that. Just like that. 436 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:19,640 Yeah, yeah. 437 01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:22,080 Fucking drill that pussy good, come on. Come on. 438 01:34:22,820 --> 01:34:23,659 Come on. 439 01:34:23,660 --> 01:34:25,260 Come on. Get it deep, eh? 440 01:34:25,580 --> 01:34:26,580 Get it fucking deep. 441 01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:27,920 Yeah. 442 01:34:28,480 --> 01:34:30,320 I feel the ball flapping around. 443 01:34:30,780 --> 01:34:31,719 Come on. 444 01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:32,720 Come on. 445 01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:34,100 Come on. 446 01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:36,780 Just like that. Just like that. 447 01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:38,180 Just like that. 448 01:34:38,260 --> 01:34:39,720 Yeah. Yes. 449 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:41,440 Yes. 450 01:34:45,740 --> 01:34:46,860 She's on fucking fire, really. 451 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:37,680 Thank you. 452 01:41:41,260 --> 01:41:42,260 Yes. 453 01:42:42,150 --> 01:42:48,210 Come on, come on, come on. 454 01:43:07,880 --> 01:43:09,280 Breathe to me, breathe to me, breathe to me. 455 01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:15,960 Yes, 456 01:43:17,020 --> 01:43:18,020 there you go. 457 01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:19,440 There you go. 458 01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:20,760 That's good. 459 01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:21,960 That's good. 460 01:43:51,329 --> 01:43:52,610 Oh, God. 461 01:43:53,110 --> 01:43:54,110 Oh, 462 01:43:57,190 --> 01:44:00,770 God, yes. 463 01:44:01,350 --> 01:44:03,790 Fucking God, come on. No. 464 01:44:05,510 --> 01:44:07,490 Fuck me. Fuck me. 465 01:44:09,830 --> 01:44:10,830 Yes. 466 01:44:11,570 --> 01:44:17,070 Come suck. Come suck. Yes, come suck. Come suck. Come suck. 467 01:44:22,990 --> 01:44:23,990 Yes, there you go. 468 01:44:24,470 --> 01:44:25,470 Yes. 469 01:45:04,810 --> 01:45:05,870 I think you've got some more in here. 470 01:48:10,990 --> 01:48:12,370 what type of house you're looking for. 471 01:48:12,850 --> 01:48:16,470 If you're looking for a house with 15 hidden cameras in it, then yes, you're 472 01:48:16,470 --> 01:48:17,470 the right place. 473 01:48:17,530 --> 01:48:18,530 Why don't you have a seat? 474 01:48:19,170 --> 01:48:20,710 Okay, are you Chris Manson? 475 01:48:21,150 --> 01:48:22,850 We'll get to who I am in just a minute. 476 01:48:23,090 --> 01:48:24,570 You still haven't answered my question. 477 01:48:25,210 --> 01:48:29,770 I'm a Russian mail -order bride, and you send me 2 ,000 rubles. 478 01:48:30,250 --> 01:48:33,630 Why, that's absolutely absurd. I would never do such a thing. I'm a happily 479 01:48:33,630 --> 01:48:34,349 married man. 480 01:48:34,350 --> 01:48:38,770 Really? Because I have a check transcript. 481 01:48:39,410 --> 01:48:40,410 You send. 482 01:48:40,570 --> 01:48:45,110 Listen here, Ruski. I'm a famous American broadcaster and I want to spray 483 01:48:45,110 --> 01:48:47,450 blank all over those natural blanks. 484 01:48:48,790 --> 01:48:52,690 Again, that's absurd. Someone must have hacked into my computer pretending to be 485 01:48:52,690 --> 01:48:54,750 me. I am a happily married man. 486 01:48:55,310 --> 01:48:59,810 You also say just in case you think I'm lying about who I am. Here is a picture 487 01:48:59,810 --> 01:49:04,130 of my driving lesson alongside my fully erect penis. 488 01:49:04,510 --> 01:49:06,030 I believe it was erect penis. 489 01:49:06,250 --> 01:49:07,750 Whoever wrote that. 490 01:49:08,050 --> 01:49:09,050 It is. 491 01:49:09,210 --> 01:49:13,270 You also say we can use one of the houses where I tape my show. 492 01:49:13,670 --> 01:49:18,370 My wife won't suspect anything if she thinks I'm at work. 493 01:49:19,710 --> 01:49:23,830 Yes, okay, wow. I believe it's all coming back to me now. 494 01:49:25,010 --> 01:49:28,750 I'm obliged to tell you, you're free to go, so you should probably go now. 495 01:49:29,030 --> 01:49:31,330 And you complain about your wife. 496 01:49:32,030 --> 01:49:35,370 You say she sucks cock like a reptile. 497 01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:36,840 I think I said good. 498 01:49:37,080 --> 01:49:41,920 She does. Can we maybe shut the cameras off? 499 01:49:42,620 --> 01:49:44,080 Oh, wait, there is more. 500 01:49:45,360 --> 01:49:51,840 Then you ask whether I would be willing to thank you and tell you 501 01:49:51,840 --> 01:49:54,020 that you are grounded. 502 01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:56,300 I said shut those fucking cameras off! 503 01:49:57,020 --> 01:50:01,060 Well, I just gotta make sure that my crew destroys those tapes. 504 01:50:02,320 --> 01:50:05,160 First, let me see what I paid for here. 505 01:50:13,290 --> 01:50:13,989 I love you. 506 01:50:13,990 --> 01:50:14,990 Yeah. 507 01:50:15,570 --> 01:50:17,370 You want to see my boobs, right? 508 01:50:17,650 --> 01:50:18,650 I do. 509 01:50:18,750 --> 01:50:19,750 Indeed. 510 01:50:22,430 --> 01:50:22,910 Worth 511 01:50:22,910 --> 01:50:30,190 every 512 01:50:30,190 --> 01:50:31,190 ruble. 513 01:51:05,300 --> 01:51:06,300 How are you? 514 01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:11,440 Much 515 01:51:11,440 --> 01:51:20,080 better 516 01:51:20,080 --> 01:51:21,080 than my wife. 517 01:51:22,700 --> 01:51:23,980 This is why I'm here, right? 518 01:51:39,500 --> 01:51:40,500 back to me. 519 01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:45,420 Come on. 520 01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:50,340 I'm firmly glad that the iron curtain has fallen. 521 01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:58,700 Yes, come right over here. Let me get a closer look at you. 522 01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:32,980 So tiny. 523 01:53:14,030 --> 01:53:15,030 You could order, right? 524 01:53:16,250 --> 01:53:16,930 Oh, 525 01:53:16,930 --> 01:53:23,650 yeah, don't 526 01:53:23,650 --> 01:53:24,650 stop. 527 01:53:25,430 --> 01:53:28,730 Oh, my God. 528 01:53:30,670 --> 01:53:31,670 Oh, 529 01:53:34,050 --> 01:53:35,090 that is beautiful. 530 01:53:36,050 --> 01:53:37,630 Let me just give it a look. 531 01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:14,400 I'd like you to... Oh, yeah? 532 01:54:15,740 --> 01:54:17,680 Suck my cock, but not like a reptile, please. 533 01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:19,920 Oh, thank you to me. 534 01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:22,220 I'm going to fill in my... 535 01:55:00,750 --> 01:55:02,390 Why don't you have a seat right here? 536 01:55:03,350 --> 01:55:05,310 Like a dad? 537 01:57:07,820 --> 01:57:08,499 Like this. 538 01:57:08,500 --> 01:57:10,280 I can play with your cuddling, Dad. 539 01:57:13,720 --> 01:57:14,880 Yes, yes. 540 01:57:18,460 --> 01:57:23,920 Like this. 541 01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:26,800 Yes. You love it, you love it. I love it. 542 01:57:27,620 --> 01:57:28,780 I love it. 543 01:57:48,680 --> 01:57:49,780 Why don't you have a seat? 544 01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:51,080 Yeah. 545 02:01:46,900 --> 02:01:47,900 Thank you. 546 02:02:43,560 --> 02:02:44,560 Thank you. 547 02:04:14,350 --> 02:04:15,570 You want this? You want this? 548 02:04:15,950 --> 02:04:16,950 You want this? You want this? 549 02:04:17,190 --> 02:04:18,190 You want this? 550 02:04:18,670 --> 02:04:19,730 You want this? You want this? 551 02:04:20,070 --> 02:04:21,330 You want this? 552 02:04:22,670 --> 02:04:25,510 You want this? 553 02:07:02,340 --> 02:07:04,580 This one is going to be too tight right now. 554 02:07:05,180 --> 02:07:06,139 Too tight. 555 02:07:06,140 --> 02:07:07,140 You see? 556 02:07:07,380 --> 02:07:08,380 See how tight? 557 02:07:09,020 --> 02:07:10,560 This is tight right now. 558 02:07:15,420 --> 02:07:17,800 Right now, it's been tight the whole time. Yeah. 559 02:07:18,730 --> 02:07:22,270 Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh 560 02:07:55,950 --> 02:07:56,950 And you expect me to believe that. 37450