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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,350 For as long as I can remember, kids love 2 00:00:03,350 --> 00:00:03,360 For as long as I can remember, kids love 3 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,950 For as long as I can remember, kids love going retro. Now it's Gen Z's turn. 4 00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:06,960 going retro. Now it's Gen Z's turn. 5 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,950 going retro. Now it's Gen Z's turn. They're bringing back everything. 6 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:08,960 They're bringing back everything. 7 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,310 They're bringing back everything. Lowrise jeans, vinyl records, the 8 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:12,320 Lowrise jeans, vinyl records, the 9 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,710 Lowrise jeans, vinyl records, the measles. Hey, but it doesn't stop there. 10 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:16,720 measles. Hey, but it doesn't stop there. 11 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,269 measles. Hey, but it doesn't stop there. >> Gen Z craving nostalgia. It seems that 12 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:19,279 >> Gen Z craving nostalgia. It seems that 13 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:22,150 >> Gen Z craving nostalgia. It seems that fascination with the past now extends to 14 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:22,160 fascination with the past now extends to 15 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,790 fascination with the past now extends to an unlikely trend, smoking. The 16 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:24,800 an unlikely trend, smoking. The 17 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,390 an unlikely trend, smoking. The generation known for shunning alcohol 18 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:26,400 generation known for shunning alcohol 19 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,870 generation known for shunning alcohol and other unhealthy habits appears to be 20 00:00:28,870 --> 00:00:28,880 and other unhealthy habits appears to be 21 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,710 and other unhealthy habits appears to be lighting up again. 22 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:30,720 lighting up again. 23 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,229 lighting up again. >> Wow, these kids are woke. 24 00:00:34,229 --> 00:00:34,239 >> Wow, these kids are woke. 25 00:00:34,239 --> 00:00:37,750 >> Wow, these kids are woke. Black lungs matter. 26 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:37,760 Black lungs matter. 27 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,549 Black lungs matter. I'M surprised Gen Z even knows how to 28 00:00:40,549 --> 00:00:40,559 I'M surprised Gen Z even knows how to 29 00:00:40,559 --> 00:00:42,950 I'M surprised Gen Z even knows how to hold a cigarette. I thought all they did 30 00:00:42,950 --> 00:00:42,960 hold a cigarette. I thought all they did 31 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,950 hold a cigarette. I thought all they did was scroll, tap, and whack off. But now 32 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:46,960 was scroll, tap, and whack off. But now 33 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,910 was scroll, tap, and whack off. But now they can scroll, tap, and whack off with 34 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:49,920 they can scroll, tap, and whack off with 35 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,310 they can scroll, tap, and whack off with emphyma. 36 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:52,320 emphyma. 37 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,869 emphyma. So why are they suddenly trading their 38 00:00:54,869 --> 00:00:54,879 So why are they suddenly trading their 39 00:00:54,879 --> 00:00:57,430 So why are they suddenly trading their douchebag vapes for cool guys 40 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:57,440 douchebag vapes for cool guys 41 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,549 douchebag vapes for cool guys cigarettes? 42 00:00:58,549 --> 00:00:58,559 cigarettes? 43 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,150 cigarettes? >> Factors fueling the shift, including 44 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:00,160 >> Factors fueling the shift, including 45 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,790 >> Factors fueling the shift, including nihilism about the future, the online 46 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:02,800 nihilism about the future, the online 47 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,070 nihilism about the future, the online quote messy girl aesthetic, celebrity 48 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:06,080 quote messy girl aesthetic, celebrity 49 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,469 quote messy girl aesthetic, celebrity culture, and the Gen Z's high level of 50 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:08,479 culture, and the Gen Z's high level of 51 00:01:08,479 --> 00:01:10,070 culture, and the Gen Z's high level of anxiety. 52 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:10,080 anxiety. 53 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:13,990 anxiety. >> Wow. Holy [\h__\h] That's why Gen Z is 54 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:14,000 >> Wow. Holy [\h__\h] That's why Gen Z is 55 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,630 >> Wow. Holy [\h__\h] That's why Gen Z is smoking. I just did it to stick it to 56 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:16,640 smoking. I just did it to stick it to 57 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:21,109 smoking. I just did it to stick it to the surgeon general. What a prick. 58 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:21,119 the surgeon general. What a prick. 59 00:01:21,119 --> 00:01:23,190 the surgeon general. What a prick. But good for you kids. And don't listen 60 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:23,200 But good for you kids. And don't listen 61 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,429 But good for you kids. And don't listen to the haters who whine about lung 62 00:01:25,429 --> 00:01:25,439 to the haters who whine about lung 63 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:28,149 to the haters who whine about lung cancer and throat cancer and a 64 00:01:28,149 --> 00:01:28,159 cancer and throat cancer and a 65 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:31,030 cancer and throat cancer and a drastically shortened lifespan. Trust 66 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:31,040 drastically shortened lifespan. Trust 67 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,510 drastically shortened lifespan. Trust me, the way things are going, those are 68 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:33,520 me, the way things are going, those are 69 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,350 me, the way things are going, those are pros, not cons. 70 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:37,360 pros, not cons. 71 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,149 pros, not cons. Still, leave it to Gen Z to kill that 72 00:01:40,149 --> 00:01:40,159 Still, leave it to Gen Z to kill that 73 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:43,190 Still, leave it to Gen Z to kill that sweet nicotine buzz by throwing in some 74 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:43,200 sweet nicotine buzz by throwing in some 75 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,910 sweet nicotine buzz by throwing in some of their idiotic terminology. There's 76 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:45,920 of their idiotic terminology. There's 77 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,749 of their idiotic terminology. There's even an Instagram account called 78 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:47,759 even an Instagram account called 79 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:50,550 even an Instagram account called Sigfluencers created by Jared Oviet. 80 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:50,560 Sigfluencers created by Jared Oviet. 81 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,389 Sigfluencers created by Jared Oviet. >> Sigfluencers, I guess in the simplest 82 00:01:52,389 --> 00:01:52,399 >> Sigfluencers, I guess in the simplest 83 00:01:52,399 --> 00:01:55,830 >> Sigfluencers, I guess in the simplest terms, is a mood board celebrating hot 84 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:55,840 terms, is a mood board celebrating hot 85 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,230 terms, is a mood board celebrating hot people smoking cigarettes. 86 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:58,240 people smoking cigarettes. 87 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:03,270 people smoking cigarettes. >> Wow. Are you [\h__\h] me? Sigfluencers, 88 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:03,280 >> Wow. Are you [\h__\h] me? Sigfluencers, 89 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:07,350 >> Wow. Are you [\h__\h] me? Sigfluencers, or as I used to call them, my parents. 90 00:02:07,350 --> 00:02:07,360 or as I used to call them, my parents. 91 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,150 or as I used to call them, my parents. And since when does smoking need a mood 92 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:10,160 And since when does smoking need a mood 93 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,710 And since when does smoking need a mood board? The great thing about addiction 94 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:12,720 board? The great thing about addiction 95 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:16,949 board? The great thing about addiction is you're always in the mood. Point is, 96 00:02:16,949 --> 00:02:16,959 is you're always in the mood. Point is, 97 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:19,350 is you're always in the mood. Point is, you don't smoke cigarettes because some 98 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:19,360 you don't smoke cigarettes because some 99 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,229 you don't smoke cigarettes because some sig fluencer tells you to. You smoke 100 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:22,239 sig fluencer tells you to. You smoke 101 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:23,910 sig fluencer tells you to. You smoke cigarettes because you're going through 102 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:23,920 cigarettes because you're going through 103 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,270 cigarettes because you're going through a custody battle. And for unfortunately, 104 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:27,280 a custody battle. And for unfortunately, 105 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,750 a custody battle. And for unfortunately, you won. 106 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:29,760 you won. 107 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,229 you won. But cigarettes aren't the only trend 108 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:32,239 But cigarettes aren't the only trend 109 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,949 But cigarettes aren't the only trend these young organ banks are resurrecting 110 00:02:34,949 --> 00:02:34,959 these young organ banks are resurrecting 111 00:02:34,959 --> 00:02:36,309 these young organ banks are resurrecting from the dead. 112 00:02:36,309 --> 00:02:36,319 from the dead. 113 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:38,710 from the dead. >> Flip phones making a comeback. Many 114 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:38,720 >> Flip phones making a comeback. Many 115 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,990 >> Flip phones making a comeback. Many Americans want to ditch their 116 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:40,000 Americans want to ditch their 117 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,030 Americans want to ditch their smartphones for so-called dumb phones. 118 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:43,040 smartphones for so-called dumb phones. 119 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,550 smartphones for so-called dumb phones. >> So, this is my way of taking back my 120 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:44,560 >> So, this is my way of taking back my 121 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,309 >> So, this is my way of taking back my attention span and deciding what role 122 00:02:46,309 --> 00:02:46,319 attention span and deciding what role 123 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:47,750 attention span and deciding what role technology plays in my life. 124 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:47,760 technology plays in my life. 125 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,350 technology plays in my life. >> The idea is to have a phone in your 126 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:49,360 >> The idea is to have a phone in your 127 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,869 >> The idea is to have a phone in your pocket that isn't constantly. 128 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:52,879 pocket that isn't constantly. 129 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,790 pocket that isn't constantly. >> You know, I've been listening to nature 130 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:54,800 >> You know, I've been listening to nature 131 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,390 >> You know, I've been listening to nature a lot. I've been I've been connected. 132 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:56,400 a lot. I've been I've been connected. 133 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,470 a lot. I've been I've been connected. I've been thinking my thoughts. 134 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:00,480 135 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,190 >> Of course, you've been thinking your 136 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:03,200 >> Of course, you've been thinking your 137 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,949 >> Of course, you've been thinking your thoughts. 138 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:04,959 thoughts. 139 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:08,869 thoughts. Who else thoughts would you be thinking? 140 00:03:08,869 --> 00:03:08,879 Who else thoughts would you be thinking? 141 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:10,710 Who else thoughts would you be thinking? I mean, if you were thinking my 142 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:10,720 I mean, if you were thinking my 143 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,270 I mean, if you were thinking my thoughts, you'd be thinking, "This woman 144 00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:13,280 thoughts, you'd be thinking, "This woman 145 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,110 thoughts, you'd be thinking, "This woman sounds like a idiot." 146 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:17,120 sounds like a idiot." 147 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,070 sounds like a idiot." But have it your way, Jenzers. Use a 148 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:20,080 But have it your way, Jenzers. Use a 149 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,630 But have it your way, Jenzers. Use a flip phone. Hope you like 8bit 150 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:22,640 flip phone. Hope you like 8bit 151 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,110 flip phone. Hope you like 8bit dickpicks. 152 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:25,120 dickpicks. 153 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,910 dickpicks. Of course, once you reach my age, the 154 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:27,920 Of course, once you reach my age, the 155 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:32,229 Of course, once you reach my age, the penis just becomes low res. 156 00:03:32,229 --> 00:03:32,239 penis just becomes low res. 157 00:03:32,239 --> 00:03:35,509 penis just becomes low res. When I unzip my pants, my body plays the 158 00:03:35,509 --> 00:03:35,519 When I unzip my pants, my body plays the 159 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:39,509 When I unzip my pants, my body plays the sound of Miss Pac-Man dying. 160 00:03:39,509 --> 00:03:39,519 sound of Miss Pac-Man dying. 161 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:43,270 sound of Miss Pac-Man dying. So, cigarettes, flipones, at least those 162 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:43,280 So, cigarettes, flipones, at least those 163 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,910 So, cigarettes, flipones, at least those trends are preserving your dignity. 164 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:45,920 trends are preserving your dignity. 165 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:49,110 trends are preserving your dignity. >> Allure magazine says that [\h__\h] stamps 166 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:49,120 >> Allure magazine says that [\h__\h] stamps 167 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,509 >> Allure magazine says that [\h__\h] stamps are making a big comeback with the kids. 168 00:03:51,509 --> 00:03:51,519 are making a big comeback with the kids. 169 00:03:51,519 --> 00:03:52,949 are making a big comeback with the kids. >> Tattoo artists say it's coming back in a 170 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:52,959 >> Tattoo artists say it's coming back in a 171 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:54,550 >> Tattoo artists say it's coming back in a big way, and it's actually a power move 172 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:54,560 big way, and it's actually a power move 173 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,789 big way, and it's actually a power move for women. One saying getting a lower 174 00:03:56,789 --> 00:03:56,799 for women. One saying getting a lower 175 00:03:56,799 --> 00:03:58,630 for women. One saying getting a lower back tat allows women to reclaim a 176 00:03:58,630 --> 00:03:58,640 back tat allows women to reclaim a 177 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:03,110 back tat allows women to reclaim a negative stereotype. Now you go, girl. 178 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:03,120 negative stereotype. Now you go, girl. 179 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,229 negative stereotype. Now you go, girl. [\h__\h] stamps are back. Better luck next 180 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:06,239 [\h__\h] stamps are back. Better luck next 181 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:09,429 [\h__\h] stamps are back. Better luck next time. Leia piercings. 182 00:04:09,429 --> 00:04:09,439 time. Leia piercings. 183 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:12,630 time. Leia piercings. But if lower back tats aren't called 184 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:12,640 But if lower back tats aren't called 185 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,350 But if lower back tats aren't called [\h__\h] stamps anymore, how will I know if 186 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:15,360 [\h__\h] stamps anymore, how will I know if 187 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,670 [\h__\h] stamps anymore, how will I know if someone's a [\h__\h] Well, I guess the 188 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:17,680 someone's a [\h__\h] Well, I guess the 189 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,590 someone's a [\h__\h] Well, I guess the only way to tell is if they're sleeping 190 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:19,600 only way to tell is if they're sleeping 191 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,430 only way to tell is if they're sleeping with me. 192 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:21,440 with me. 193 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,670 with me. And you might be wondering where those 194 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:23,680 And you might be wondering where those 195 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,310 And you might be wondering where those kiddos are going to get this above the 196 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:26,320 kiddos are going to get this above the 197 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,670 kiddos are going to get this above the stink ink. It's at the most retro place 198 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:29,680 stink ink. It's at the most retro place 199 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,870 stink ink. It's at the most retro place possible. 200 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:30,880 possible. 201 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,110 possible. >> Malls are making a comeback and it's all 202 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:33,120 >> Malls are making a comeback and it's all 203 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,469 >> Malls are making a comeback and it's all thanks to Gen Z. 204 00:04:34,469 --> 00:04:34,479 thanks to Gen Z. 205 00:04:34,479 --> 00:04:36,550 thanks to Gen Z. >> Recent surveys finding that they visit 206 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:36,560 >> Recent surveys finding that they visit 207 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,030 >> Recent surveys finding that they visit malls more than any other generation. I 208 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:39,040 malls more than any other generation. I 209 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,629 malls more than any other generation. I love going to the Apple store and buying 210 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:40,639 love going to the Apple store and buying 211 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:42,870 love going to the Apple store and buying an iPad with a friend. 212 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:42,880 an iPad with a friend. 213 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,990 an iPad with a friend. >> Jesus, how many iPads are you casually 214 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:46,000 >> Jesus, how many iPads are you casually 215 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,670 >> Jesus, how many iPads are you casually buying? 216 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:47,680 buying? 217 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,110 buying? How about giving the Chinese kids uh who 218 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:51,120 How about giving the Chinese kids uh who 219 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,629 How about giving the Chinese kids uh who make them a chance to rest? 220 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:54,639 make them a chance to rest? 221 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:56,870 make them a chance to rest? But that's right. Gen Z is hanging out 222 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:56,880 But that's right. Gen Z is hanging out 223 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,830 But that's right. Gen Z is hanging out at the mall and a whole new generation 224 00:04:59,830 --> 00:04:59,840 at the mall and a whole new generation 225 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:03,110 at the mall and a whole new generation is about to experience Panda Express 226 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:03,120 is about to experience Panda Express 227 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,510 is about to experience Panda Express diarrhea. 228 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:05,520 diarrhea. 229 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,230 diarrhea. I used to hang around malls all the time 230 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:08,240 I used to hang around malls all the time 231 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,510 I used to hang around malls all the time because I was sleeping with Annie Anne. 232 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:11,520 because I was sleeping with Annie Anne. 233 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,550 because I was sleeping with Annie Anne. And yes, she could twist herself into a 234 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:14,560 And yes, she could twist herself into a 235 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,110 And yes, she could twist herself into a pretzel. And you better believe it made 236 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:17,120 pretzel. And you better believe it made 237 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,070 pretzel. And you better believe it made the sex way worse, 238 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:20,080 the sex way worse, 239 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,270 the sex way worse, but in a good way. And since malls are 240 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:23,280 but in a good way. And since malls are 241 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,510 but in a good way. And since malls are back, you know what that means? I can 242 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:25,520 back, you know what that means? I can 243 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,310 back, you know what that means? I can start buying my clothes at Hot Topic 244 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:28,320 start buying my clothes at Hot Topic 245 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:32,230 start buying my clothes at Hot Topic again. 246 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:32,240 247 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,150 Hail Satan. But I gotta give these kids 248 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:36,160 Hail Satan. But I gotta give these kids 249 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,150 Hail Satan. But I gotta give these kids some credit. I think it's great that 250 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:38,160 some credit. I think it's great that 251 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,029 some credit. I think it's great that young people are exploring the past. In 252 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:41,039 young people are exploring the past. In 253 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:44,469 young people are exploring the past. In Gen Z, when you discover cocaine, pick 254 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:44,479 Gen Z, when you discover cocaine, pick 255 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:46,950 Gen Z, when you discover cocaine, pick up that flip phone and give Uncle Lou a 256 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:46,960 up that flip phone and give Uncle Lou a 257 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,029 up that flip phone and give Uncle Lou a call. 258 00:05:49,029 --> 00:05:49,039 call. 259 00:05:49,039 --> 00:05:53,880 call. I'll have you snorting like a pig. 22648

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