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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,220 Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show! 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:05,620 Oh, yeah! 3 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:10,900 Thank you for being here. Well, guys, this weekend, there's a historic winter 4 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:15,400 storm hitting most of the country that's bringing brutal temperatures and over 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,620 20 inches of snow. 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,420 Greenland heard and was like, well, you wanted us. You got us. 7 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:30,010 Yeah, today Southwest Airlines canceled hundreds of flights, although that had 8 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:31,010 nothing to do with the storm. 9 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:36,030 Everybody stay warm, though, okay? Stay warm, okay? This weather is rough. It's 10 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:39,410 cold. I mean, it's so cold, Al Roker walked into a Chili's and sat on the 11 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:40,870 fajitas. That's what happened. 12 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:46,190 It is free... It's freezing out there. This morning on my way to work, I saw a 13 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:49,050 Wall Street stockbroker spooning with Zoran Mandani. What? 14 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:50,370 It's freezing. 15 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:54,120 That is cold. 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,160 Let's get to some news here. Today in Switzerland, President Trump officially 17 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,460 launched his new group to solve international conflicts called the Board 18 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:03,260 Peace. Yeah, of course. 19 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,380 Trump wasted no time giving himself the inaugural Board of Peace prize. 20 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,200 He's like, I can't believe it. 21 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:12,460 Can't wait to win again next week. 22 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:17,420 Well, people are still talking about Trump's big speech in Switzerland. He 23 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:20,860 really relies on the teleprompter, you know. It's interesting to see what... 24 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:23,670 Trump's staff puts on it to get them to say what they want. 25 00:01:23,890 --> 00:01:24,829 Watch this. 26 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:29,050 And we had a $41 billion deficit. 27 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:35,170 $41 billion with this beautiful place. There are windmills all over Europe. 28 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,170 There are windmills all over the place. 29 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:41,830 And they are losers without us. 30 00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:44,750 Right now, you'd all be speaking German. 31 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,720 A little Japanese, perhaps. 32 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:50,840 And growth doesn't mean inflation. We've had tremendous growth. The United 33 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,360 States is keeping the whole world afloat. 34 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,480 Many places, I could give you six, 35 00:01:58,180 --> 00:02:03,120 seven places. Just over one year ago, under the radical left Democrats, we 36 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,120 a dead country. 37 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:07,340 Now we are the hottest country. 38 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:11,440 I didn't know that. That's amazing. 39 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,420 Well, some business news. Elon Musk just said that by the end of the year, Tesla 40 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:24,020 will have a widespread network of driverless robo -taxis across the U .S. 41 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:29,340 Yep, the driverless robo -taxis will join Tesla's fleet of buyerless 42 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:30,340 Cybertrucks. 43 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,280 Switching gears to some big entertainment news. This morning, the 44 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,500 nominations were announced. 45 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:37,720 Yeah! 46 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:43,840 And Sinners got a record 16 nominations! 47 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,480 That's amazing. I love Sinners. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. 48 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,300 I mean, I like that, but you know what horror movie I also love? 49 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,460 Paranormal Activity. 50 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:03,480 Okay, yeah, that's good. What about Silence of the Lambs? Also my jam. 51 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:06,140 Annabelle? I think it's swell. 52 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,680 Halloween? Everything. 53 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,840 Get Out? 54 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,000 Man, No Doubt. 55 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,960 Poltergeist? Saw It Thrice. 56 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,960 Frankenstein? Always Divine. 57 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:17,388 Final destination? 58 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:19,130 No hesitation. A quiet place? 59 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:21,390 Look at my face. 60 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,270 What about the ring? 61 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:24,510 Ding, ding, ding. 62 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:25,489 You like cream? 63 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:28,450 Of the crop, it's the cream. Dr. X? It's better than sex. 64 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:29,650 What about the nun? 65 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,710 Hell yeah, son. 66 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:32,810 Blair Witch? You know it. See? 67 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:39,070 You almost got me, man, but wait, no, no, no. I haven't seen that one. Oh, 68 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:40,090 good. You should come over and watch. 69 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:41,510 No, thanks. 70 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:43,950 Tariq Trotter, everyone, right there. 71 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 He messed it up. 72 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:55,280 Yeah, he really got into it. He's still in character, man. 73 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,380 What's the more movie news in a recent interview? Matt Damon said that Netflix 74 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:04,980 wants characters in their films to repeat story details three or four times 75 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,460 case viewers are on their phones. 76 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,440 Yeah, I don't know. Take a look at this Netflix rom -com. See if you can spot 77 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:15,900 it. Tara, I know this is just a fake relationship that we started to get back 78 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:20,079 our exes, but I think I'm starting to have feelings that are real. 79 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,360 You have feelings, Dylan? Yes, Tara. 80 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:26,040 Real Dylan feelings in our fake Dylan -Tara relationship. 81 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,360 Real feelings? 82 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:28,720 Yes. That you have? 83 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:31,460 Yes. For me? Yes. And you're Dylan? Yes. 84 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,439 And I'm Tara? 85 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,620 Yes. I can't do this anymore. 86 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,199 Do what? 87 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,200 The fake relationship. 88 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:43,800 No. With you. No. The relationship that we fake. No. You are Dylan. And you are 89 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,160 Tara. And we're conflicted about our fake relationship. 90 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:49,320 Did someone say Margarita? 91 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:54,630 Yes, we both did margaritas in the scene where we met in Mexico 45 minutes ago. 92 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:56,350 Ah, see? 93 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,630 Yes. 94 00:04:57,870 --> 00:04:59,590 It's subtle, but you can tell. I got it. 95 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:06,470 Hey, I read that a recent Delta flight was delayed for hours after de -icing 96 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:09,270 fluid leaked into the cabin and soaked a passenger. 97 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,790 Delta was like, well, he's not covered in ice, is he? 98 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,670 On the bright side, at least they helped him find the hole in the plane. 99 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,320 Finally, guys, earlier this week, the Indiana Hoosiers made history, winning 100 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:32,260 their first college football national championship ever. They had an 101 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:36,680 season. And, of course, they were led by quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner 102 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,440 Fernando Mendoza. 103 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:45,340 What are you talking about? 104 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,520 Yo, what's up? 105 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,160 Fernando, what are you doing here? 106 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,780 Jimmy, everybody knows that tonight shows where champions go. So here I am. 107 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,559 That's right. 108 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,319 Come on. 109 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,320 That's where you are. 110 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:11,480 Since you're here, I have to ask, how does it feel to win Indiana's first ever 111 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,480 football championship? 112 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,540 Well, we finally got our coach to ignite his smile. 113 00:06:14,820 --> 00:06:17,040 So that was the biggest accomplishment. 114 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:21,840 No, but for real, Indiana's been predominantly a basketball, and 115 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,140 in purgatory for the longest time. And our team... 116 00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:28,710 with Coach Lignetti and a whole bunch of under -recruited guys, guys who have 117 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:32,590 already been down in their entire lives, now finally marked as national 118 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,210 champions, it means the world to all of us. 119 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,030 It was the most exciting game. 120 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:43,590 It was the most exciting game ever, and I remember I was watching it in the 121 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:46,070 fourth quarter when you dove in for that touchdown. 122 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:49,770 What were you thinking? First of all, look at this. 123 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:51,750 Look at this. That's you. 124 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:53,310 Bing! Bing! 125 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:00,730 That's a good impression. That's a good impression. 126 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:03,930 Were you like, no one's open, I got to do this? 127 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:08,210 So it's a running play, and I'm a quarterback. I'm a passer. So at first 128 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:09,210 like, okay, here we go. 129 00:07:09,570 --> 00:07:10,950 And I'm supposed to run left. 130 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:15,690 And all of a sudden, some instinct tells me, let's run right. So it's like when 131 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:17,770 you missed your exit on maps, and you're like, oh, shoot. 132 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:22,110 You're like, oh, shoot, here we go. But luckily it was the exit to a touchdown. 133 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:23,830 And then like you said. 134 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:27,010 Legendary. And then like you. 135 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,820 And then, like you said, I saw these huge football players in front of me, 136 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:35,720 was like a human pinball machine. I was like, boom, boom, bang, getting banged 137 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,340 up. And all of a sudden, I'm in the air. I'm like, might as well reach for the 138 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,800 touchdown because I'm so banged up. I don't know if I'll be able to get up 139 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,600 after. So here we go. And you got banged up. And you got banged up as well. 140 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,440 Congratulations on a record -breaking season. And actually, since you're here, 141 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,240 how about we break more records? 142 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,440 Let's do it. All right. Here we go. All right. 143 00:07:58,430 --> 00:07:59,710 All right, here's what we're going to do. 144 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:03,870 Okay, I'm going to throw these records in the air. 145 00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:07,970 Okay, and you're going to throw footballs at them and see how many you 146 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:09,130 in 30 seconds. 147 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,870 Okay, 30 seconds. It's like my combine. 148 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:17,210 Yeah, no, you already got the job, bud. Don't worry about it. All right, let's 149 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:19,050 break some records. We have 30 seconds on the clock. 150 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:20,630 Okay, now start throwing the records. 151 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:23,510 Ready? On your mark, get set, go. 152 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,420 Did you see, like, the lasers come out of his eyes? 153 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,280 Amazing. 154 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:38,660 Guys, we have a great show for you tonight. He's the host of the new Star 155 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:44,320 series, which airs live, live, live on Netflix Tuesdays and Wednesdays at 9 p 156 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,600 .m. Anthony Anderson is here tonight. 157 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:49,220 Funny dude, talented dude. 158 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:56,060 He is a multi -platinum selling artist. 159 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:03,850 is out at midnight tonight. 160 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:11,390 Louis Tomlinson is joining us to talk and perform. 161 00:10:11,910 --> 00:10:14,150 Louis, it's out tonight. 162 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:15,390 It's so good. 163 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:20,550 Also, you know her as Holly Wheeler in Stranger Things. She is so good. 164 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:26,270 All episodes of season five are streaming now on Netflix. 165 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,110 Nell Fisher is here tonight. 166 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,180 Fun, fun, fun show. Guys, it's the end of the week, and that's usually when I 167 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:36,560 catch up with some personal stuff. 168 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,300 You know, I check my inbox. I return some emails. 169 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,160 Of course, I send out thank you notes. 170 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:42,760 And, well, thank you. 171 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,720 Well, 172 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:48,060 I was running a bit behind today, so I thought if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd 173 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,520 like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that okay? 174 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,900 James, can I get some thank you note writing music, please? 175 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,420 He's in a great mood. 176 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,340 I'll see you, Jane. 177 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:21,440 Thank you, AirPod I just dropped, for either landing right next to my foot or 178 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:26,060 catapulting six miles away down a sewer's drain and into the It Clown's 179 00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:39,510 Thank you, lobsters, for being shrimp with mitten. 180 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:45,290 I saw you thinking of that one. That was good. 181 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:55,090 Thank you, January 22nd, for being the day when Ozempic looks at your New 182 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,930 resolution and goes, okay, I'll take it from here. 183 00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:00,070 You tried. You tried. 184 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:02,750 You tried. Roll cue. 185 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:03,990 Roll cue. 186 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:06,080 Roll. Roll, roll, cute. 187 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,900 Oh, that's roll cute. 188 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:15,640 Thank you, Trump's upcoming State of the Union address, for 189 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,640 reminding us what a long four years the past year has been. 190 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,560 Wowie. 191 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,340 Wowie. One year. 192 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,940 Thank you. 193 00:12:32,569 --> 00:12:36,970 GameStop shutting down over 400 stores, or as customers put it, great, guess 194 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:39,570 I'll now have to buy my weed at Lids. There you have it, everybody. 195 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:43,790 Those are your thank you notes, Sarah. We'll be right back with Anthony and his 196 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:44,790 big phone bag. 15632

All language subtitles for Desperate for Nobel Peace Prize, Trump Launches ＂Board of Peace＂ ｜ The Tonight Show [6vgoOTi2-QY]

All language subtitles for Desperate for Nobel Peace Prize, Trump Launches ＂Board of Peace＂｜ The Tonight Show [6vgoOTi2-QY]