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Eric, not again.

This isn't like you.

Must be that other woman that I met.

She's getting serious.

I'm serious?

The racist casino dates.

Last Saturday night, she made a cockle bang for dinner.

We lit candles and talked for hours.

Very romantic.

How's the sex?

Just to do this?

How about this?

I've enjoyed our arrangement.

Me too.

Times change.

Hey!

Network problems again?

Be fixed in a minute.

Do we have a JPEG on me somewhere?

I need it on disk.

How is it?

Even the simplest systems can be affected by menu boxes.

But within conservative parameters, there's more than even chance of a

outcome.

Fix.

attractive, intelligent woman extremely

attractive, highly intelligent woman

became attractive, intelligent, evolved man for

sexual liaisons only

I'm Amanda.

I'm Clark.

I've never done anything like this before.

Sherry, that's my ex -girlfriend. We broke up. I don't want to hear it.

Espresso?

So here's the deal.

We'll meet twice a week. Nothing kinky.

We'll get a room.

It'll be under my name, but we'll split it evenly.

And I prefer midday sex because it energizes me for the afternoon.

Any problem with that?

Great.

Now I want you to kiss me.

I know this great little place we can go after.

It's home -cooked Italian.

We're not going to be dating.

Oh, sure. But, uh, isn't it better if we get to know each other?

No.

Oh, wait.

This must be why I answered your ad.

A strange attractor causes any system to behave in a different way.

What are you talking about?

Well, chaos theory.

Ah, physics, astronomy.

If I'm the system, then you're the strange attractor causing me to behave

differently. You think romance is a lie.

I've been told that I'm... Oh, Sherry used to say that I was a hopeless

romantic.

So, this is... What?

Therapy?

No. No, no, no. This is the edge of chaos.

The victim's being stressed.

I hate stress.

But... Look, this isn't going to work out.

Yeah, but that's what I'm... Okay, two minutes ago, you... It's a pleasure

meeting you.

Interesting, even.

Tax support from downstairs.

Sorry it took so long.

What are you doing here?

I work here.

I just started.

How long is it going to take to fix it?

You'll have to back up your system now or you'll lose data.

That could take all night.

Well, I can troubleshoot from your systems unit if you want to get started.

Maybe this means something.

Unlikely.

Pop. TCP.

Right. That's it.

Can I ask you something?

Just out of curiosity.

Sure.

You've never been tempted to turn the sex into something more?

Nope.

You must have great emotional control.

I wish I did.

You know what I think?

I think you answered my ad because you want the same thing I do.

Sex?

But you can't admit it.

So you have to pretty it up with dinners and this is meant to be.

But you have to separate romance from sex.

How do you do that?

Well, I think romance is like that movie Alien.

You're going along and everything's great, and then all of a sudden you

that you're the food supply for a massive fucking parasite.

That must have been a bad relationship.

Maybe you can teach me how you do it.

I need to get in there.

Maybe you want to try again.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like that.

I don't like kissing endlessly, all right?

I like it fast.

And to the point.

You don't even know my last name.

Brackendale.

Let's not talk our way through this, all right?

Undo my blouse.

Rip it.

Do it.

Take off your clothes.

Take off your clothes.

Like that.

I was just about to congratulate you.

And then you blew it.

It was great.

Hi. Hi. These are for you.

This isn't a designated day, Clark.

What are you doing here?

I was going to ask you to a movie, but it's wrong, isn't it? It's too romantic.

No.

Let's do that.

Let's see a movie.

It was a porn movie.

You wanted to learn from me? Pay attention.

You like that?

Who's in it?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know if you're cool. You can be cool, can't you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Pretend you're fixing it.

Ah, you're learning.

You may even be a prodigy.

I have all these secrets.

It's not part of the program.

I'll just leave it for now.

What's the vibrator supposed to mean?

If it was romance, it would be flowers and candy.

But it's not romance.

Thank God. It's sex.

The vibrator seemed appropriate.

Well, I suppose.

Should we get the room now?

Sure. I mean, there's no sense swinging around.

It's not part of the program.

So what did you want to talk to me about?

I'm bored.

With me, not with you.

Not that I'm admitting to having been anything less than excellent.

So what do you want?

Romance? God, no.

Are you sure?

Try me.

Ask me to a movie.

Would you like to go to a movie?

No.

Are we having dinner?

We're gonna have sex.

But this time, you're going to be you.

I want you to push me.

And I want to push you back.

I want intimacy.

It may look like romance, but it's not.

In the name.

Cheers.