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Bob, first the oysters, then soup.
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Salad? What am I doing with the salad?
No, you're shucking the oysters.
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I want to mess with my manicure.
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Oh.
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You're looking awfully girly tonight.
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Hey, I am a girl, in spite of
everything.
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I feel girly and flirty and... Well, why
are you thinking
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to discombobulate young John?
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As best I can.
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No man has the right to look that good.
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Someone's got to want to nerve him every
now and then.
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Oh, no more than you'll be fawning over
the winsome Wendy.
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She of the firm, fair flesh.
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Rosy -cheeked.
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Second.
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Second.
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It's the last thing on my mind.
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I'm so glad the kids are gone. I'll tell
you, I could shout from the bloody
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rooftops. Me too.
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Free at last.
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Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.
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What the hell are we celebrating anyway?
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I don't know.
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Saturday?
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Oh, Jack and Leah always give me a lift.
I love them to bits.
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You need a lift?
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I need a fucking blood transfusion.
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But this ought to do it.
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And if it doesn't, we'll just gaze on
John and Wendy, huh?
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Goal.
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Goal.
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You were crazy about Jack.
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I am, but not to gaze on. I could listen
to Jack talk forever.
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You have to listen to him talk.
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He always hogs the conversation.
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Well, speak up then. And get the door.
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Don't even think about it. Sit. No, I'd
like to help, but I don't get up and
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move about. I'll pass out. No, it's
bizarre.
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I mean, we're all bloated.
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last week studying an infinite variety
of refrigerators. Did I hear infinite
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variety? Well, here it comes.
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Age cannot wither her.
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Nor customs stale her infinite variety.
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Wow.
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That's beautiful.
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You're so lucky, Leo. You're right.
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Now it's all for you. No
responsibilities.
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Pardon? You are so...
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You know, Bob's right.
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You are beautiful.
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Well, that's so nice, but truth is, I
feel fat and totally
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out of my depth here. I mean, I feel
stupid. I spend all day every day with
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kids under four. Oh, honey.
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Drink up.
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Drink up.
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For you, Alice, anything. I don't
like...
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Of course not.
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We drink for medicinal purposes only.
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Yes, to save the public health.
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That's two or three glasses a day, Jeff,
not bottles.
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No, I can't, Alice.
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Oh, for crying out loud, girls,
sometimes you've just got to cut loose.
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Yes, she's right. This is your big
chance.
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Well, the kids will have me up at six no
matter what. Fuck the kids.
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Let the little buggers spend for
themselves for a change.
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Alice, you are the devil you are.
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Well, let John get up with him.
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Yeah. I will. I'll do it. I promise.
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I don't think so.
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For Christ's sake, Wendy, don't be such
a martyr.
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They'll turn on you as soon as they hit
puberty anyway.
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Your youthful good looks will be gone
and you'll have no sense of fun to tide
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you over.
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You're too hard on her.
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She has no idea the power she has, do
you, love?
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Am I that obvious?
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When your kids were little, did you ever
think then that all the men were hot
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for you?
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God, no.
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They were.
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A jack for sure.
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But many others.
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Yes,
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I have to.
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Would you like some ice in your drink,
my winsome Wendy?
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Oh.
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Were you always the life of the party,
Alice?
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I mean, when your kids were little.
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Because maybe that's why they turned on
you.
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Bravo. You do have a spine after all.
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You're missing my point.
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Every stage of our lives has an upside,
but we usually miss it while it's
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happening. Now, Wendy here, to whom you
are behaving very badly, is beautiful.
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She's a perfectly ripe peach. Only she
doesn't realize it. Now, even getting
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has its upside.
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Oh, Leah. No, no, no. Thanks for
objecting.
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I'm telling you, when you stop having
kids, and you stop looking in that tiny
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little mirror the world holds up to you,
then you finally realize you own your
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own body, your own desire, inside of
your own head, just as it is.
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Promise? I promise.
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I love you.
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Wendy?
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I'm sorry for being such a bitch.
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You are a peach, and I'm jealous.
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How many have you had to drink, Jack?
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I don't know. Quartz, I guess. But, you
know, there is ballast in the food.
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Let's have another little touch. Yeah.
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Alice, there you go.
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Here you go, John.
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Do you know that John does all the legal
work for the hospice
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free? Wow.
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Well, John, that's not very lawyerly of
you.
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Are you sure you're in the right
profession?
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No, he's not. Not really.
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Well, what then?
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Gamekeeper.
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Your name is John Thomas.
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Lady Chatterley, do you remember her
gamekeeper called his peanut
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John Thomas?
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We all know, never
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mix the grape and the grain.
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But when the grain...
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is the breath of God itself in your
mouth.
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A little taste for you, Mr. John Thomas?
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We really have to go.
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Oh, we're done again?
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Oh, be safe.
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I'm sorry.
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Me too.
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Thanks.
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It was really nice.
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Good night.
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John.
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Two dogs.
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And the devil, Alice.
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You are really something to note there,
Alice.
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Well, I say, in for a penny, in for a
pound.
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Come on.
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Step on in, comrade.
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And I read somewhere that people aren't
afraid of death so much as they're
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afraid of not having lived.
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As in, not yet, not yet.
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Is that how you feel, that you're not in
your life?
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Well, not full on.
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Not the way I imagined I might.
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But I aim to change, Jack.
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Well, remember this, little sweetheart.
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Maturity is when one finds again the
seriousness of a child at play.
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I'm looking for someone.
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to play with.
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Are we good or what, huh?
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You're good. You are.
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We were talking about John and Wendy.
You couldn't pay either one of us to be
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again.
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I feel like I'm just hitting my stride.
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Finally. In spite of the actuaries who
say I should be getting buried.
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You know what I say?
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Fuck the actuaries.
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Fuck them all.
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Let's dance.
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Flesh and perfect strangers bring on the
lights.
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Viva Las Vegas.
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Goodbye, Palookaville.
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Costas, the beaver.
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We'll have a poodle and a baby crab.
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You want me to take you home?
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I am home.
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That's right.
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That's right. Stay.
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Bob can tuck you into Sally's bed.
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Yes, yes. Come, my lovely Leah. I'm
going to tuck you in and kiss you
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Ah, I, uh, I, I think more whiskey
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is cold.
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French kissing with God.
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We are going to be so wrecked tomorrow.
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But it's worth it.
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You can't just ignore the given rules in
a stupid, hapless fashion.
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You have to take responsibility for your
actions. That's key.
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That's the key to anarchy.
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Admit it, Alice.
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You're an anarchist because you don't
like going to meetings.
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I'm not, though, you know, too busy to
take a position.
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But I'm sure my wife would rather be
married to an anarchist.
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Oh, no, Bob.
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One anarchist to a household is plenty.
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You an anarchist, Jack?
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God, no.
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Don't have the courage.
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Bob?
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Bob.
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Honey.
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Honey, come on.
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Come on, it's time to go to bed.
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I love you, Alice.
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Yeah, I love you, too.
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Love you, too, Jack.
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Love you, too, Bob.
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You sure?
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Yeah, fine, fine.
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Man, after my own heart.
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Sorry.
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For what?
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Sweet, lovely Alice.
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Sweet, sexy Alice.
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I've always been mad for you.
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But it's five in the morning, and we're
all
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grown up, and we ought to crawl off to
bed to sleep with our respective
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Mm -hmm.
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Same old, same old.
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But you're not.
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I hope not, Jack.
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Like that.
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Beautiful poem.
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I'll show you my poem if you show me
yours.
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You are so beautiful, yeah?
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Let's get naked, honey. Roll around for
a while.
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I'm much too old to tumble if I was
there like a 15 -year -old.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah. I'm just... happy.
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You know, I can't remember feeling this
good.
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Hang on.
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Hang on.
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Oh, no, Ellen. Please, Ellen.
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The hair of the dog.
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Two.
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A very good fortune.
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Long may we love.
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Your hair.
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