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Hey guys, it's Avery Wilds, and I am so
excited for you guys to join me today on
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Don't Tell Mom.
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This is all about the things you
shouldn't tell your wife or your mother,
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picking up sexy hitchhikers.
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I can't wait for you guys to tell me
what you think about it, and thank you
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again for joining me. See you later.
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Well, don't be too disappointed, okay? I
am disappointed. We didn't catch any
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fish.
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Well... It's a good lesson to learn for
next time.
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What lesson is that? Learn how to put
the bait on correctly?
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No, I think you're too loud.
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You've got to be quiet while you're
fishing.
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Not be blabbing your mouth. It's scaring
them all away.
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Come on. Don't make excuses.
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We both know that the reason why we
didn't catch any fish is because you
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unable to put the bait on correctly.
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All right.
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Maybe that's true. But either way,
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we should tell Mom, right? So your mom
thinks we at least caught one.
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But we put it back because we were being
kind.
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We don't let anyone else know. This is
between me and you that we didn't really
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catch anything.
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Why? Because nothing's more embarrassing
than going fishing and then everyone
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says, did you catch anything? And you
say no.
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So we say yes.
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When we see sun fishing, it's like
hunting. You've got to thought, you
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You've got to be quiet and silent.
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Oh, hello.
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Check out that little piece of ass.
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Dude, she's hot. We should go pick her
up.
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Pretty, pretty girl.
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Come on, after such a boring weekend, we
didn't catch any fish, we didn't get
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any pussy.
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Let's just pick up this girl and have
some fun.
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Back in my day, I would be banging babes
like that.
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Okay, relax.
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Mom barely kisses you.
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Hey, now.
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You seriously want to pick her up?
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Hell yeah.
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Look at her.
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Well, then it will be up to you to make
the moves on her.
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whatever you say stepdad whatever you
say all right
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hello
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hello hi guys i'm heading north into the
next town do you think you could take
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me we are going that way come on in
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That's okay. Leave a laugh. Of course.
You're the most beautiful girl I've seen
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all week.
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Oh my goodness. Thank you.
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As you said, I'm so hot right now. It's
so hot out there.
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What did your name was?
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My name is Avery. Nice to meet you. I'm
Nick.
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So I'm heading north. Can you guys take
me?
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Sure. Awesome.
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We're happy to give you somewhere
comfortable outside of that desert heat.
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Thank you.
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It is so hot out there.
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Do you guys mind if I change?
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Of course not. Go ahead.
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Okay, awesome. Thank you. Yeah.
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Thank you. I am just feeling so gross
and sick.
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I'm... Wow, Robe.
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We actually caught a really big fish.
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A big fish?
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Do you know what kind it was?
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Just a really, really big one.
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Wow.
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Okay, okay.
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Was it a big fish?
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Massive. Gargantuan. Yep.
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Okay. But that's why we put it back.
Because we were doing the right thing.
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Yeah, we care about the environment.
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I think these are yours.
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Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
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Yeah, well we're happy we can help you
out.
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Yeah, I really appreciate it. I was like
dying out here in the sun.
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Just sweating my tits off, you know?
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Literally, yeah.
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Wow. Yeah, we're so happy to help you.
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Oh my goodness. Well, thank you again so
much. It's so brutal out there.
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All right.
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This feels so much better. Yeah.
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So where are you guys headed?
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We are two or three towns more down this
highway, but we'll drop you off in town
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here. Okay, okay. Are you single?
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Oh, no, I'm married.
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You're married?
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Yeah. Are you single?
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Mm -hmm. Yeah?
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Yeah. How old are you guys?
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34. Oh, 34.
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And you?
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22. Oh, my gosh, me too.
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That is so crazy.
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Oh, my gosh. I am so grateful you guys
picked me up. It's so hot out there.
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It's starting to cool down a little bit,
though. It's getting darker.
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Yeah, the sun is setting.
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Yeah. yeah well maybe we should get
going soon are you guys gonna head home
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after we drop you in uh in this next
town we're heading straight home okay
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i know of a motel pretty close by if you
guys need to rest sure oh that's a good
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idea yeah yeah okay well i'd love to
show you this motel okay yeah cool
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awesome
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This place is pretty nice.
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Yeah, it's a nice room.
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There you go. There's your bags.
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Yeah, beautiful.
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Yeah. We should be comfortable here.
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Nick, if you want to sleep in the car
and make yourself comfortable, this has
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got to be a joke. No. You can take this
back. What are you talking about?
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Well, I just thought we'd be staying in
here for tonight.
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She touched me first.
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She touched my leg in my car.
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No.
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She even touched my dick.
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Don't make me tell mom, okay? She's into
me.
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Hey, can someone grab me a towel,
please?
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Yeah, I'll get it.
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I'll get it, no problem.
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You lad, get the towels.
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You know, I didn't want him in here
anyway.
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How did a smart guy like you end up with
a son like that?
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He's not my son. He's my stepson.
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Yeah, but nothing to do with me really.
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You know what I like about hitchhiking?
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What? You go on all different kinds of
crazy adventures.
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And when you're in the middle of the
road, no one knows your secrets.
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I have a wife.
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What, you don't like this?
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I do like this.
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As long
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as no one would know about this, right?
I mean, no
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one would know.
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No, no, no.
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I like your little adventures, Nicole.
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I
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can
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be pretty adventurous myself.
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Yeah.
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How does this undo?
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Take this off.
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Oh yeah.
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Boing.
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Is my dad still around?
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Um, no. No, he's still around. Perfect.
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It feels so good.
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Can't believe you thought you had a
chance.
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Bet you that old geezer couldn't keep
his dick hard.
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Okay, okay, enough.
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That's enough of that. What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing here?
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She hit on me first.
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No, she was coming on to me.
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No, she wasn't.
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I was coming on to both of you.
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What? No.
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You're grounded, son.
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Don't make me. I'll tell mom.
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No, look, instead of fighting, you guys
should be working together against me.
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Are you cool with that?
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Okay, I guess I could be cool with that.
Just don't tell mom.
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Okay, I won't tell anyone.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Whoa.
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Huh.
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after the break.
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What was he talking about?
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Oh my god.
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You're such a good slut.
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You know what I mean?
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Oh, yes.
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I'm just like...
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Turn you around.
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Oh.
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Okay. Okay.
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I like that idea.
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She is adventurous.
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Very. Wow.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh my god
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I feel
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so great I feel so great
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Oh, that is so fucking good.
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Oh, slap. Oh, yes.
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we should definitely go fishing again
yeah we sure should son and we pick up
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more hitchhikers
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