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(dramatic music playing)
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy.
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(shouting)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels,
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I represent athletes,
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these are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Man: A Danny Richter production.
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This is the future of football.
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Well, it, um...
certainly looks bright.
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Bright enough to
draw huge ratings.
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Arliss, do you realize that
between January and April
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red-blooded American
males watch figure skating?
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And basketball.
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Neither delivers
what they really want...
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big tits and big hits.
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(grunts, groans)
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(shouts)
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Huh? (laughs)
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Arliss, I'm launching the
ultimate football league.
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And you want my clients.
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I want faces, I want
players the public knows.
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Like the guy who's
got his own cereal.
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That Floozy, Flooky...
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Doug Flutie.
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Doug Flutie, right, right.
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- Doug Flutie is a big ticket item.
- (phone rings)
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- (phone beeps)
- Richter, yeah.
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Yeah, hi, Les, no, it's simple,
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They're veterinarian's
by day, cops by night.
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- They're "law dogs". Yes, no, get back to me.
- (phone beeps)
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The NFL is a monopoly.
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Too many rules,
too many penalties.
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"Unnecessary roughness,"
what the hell is that?
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"Personal foul," what,
is there some other kind?
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You know what the people want.
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Big tits...
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and big hits.
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(grunting, groaning)
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Look, of course the
NFL's a monopoly.
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But the big stars aren't
gonna buy into a new league.
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I mean, you're just starting up.
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I mean, the players
remember the USFL, you know.
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Ah, you know what the
USFL didn't have, Arliss?
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Danny Richter.
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- Arliss: Everyday I hear bold, new ideas...
- (phone rings)
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Yeah, Lorne,
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yeah, no, I got a great idea.
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It's called "Dead
from New York".
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It's about all the people
who croaked from the show.
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I know there's only four,
but trust me, there'll be more.
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Yeah, get back to me.
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Arliss: I pride myself by listening
closely to each and every one.
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Arliss, I'm serious, man.
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You know, I wanna do
what your other clients do.
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(mumbling indistinctly)
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Little kids look up
to me... (mumbles)
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personal experience.
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(continues mumbling)
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executives... (mumbles)
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Uh-huh.
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(mumbling)
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Know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying.
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Yeah... I missed the first part.
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He wants to do motivational
speeches and personal appearances.
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Motivational speeches.
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Oh, yeah.
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(mumbling) You know, it's good...
college, you know what I'm saying?
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Hey, listen, you know,
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I got a meeting this afternoon.
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So if we're gonna buy that
hot tub we gotta get a move on.
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(mumbling) You
know what I'm saying?
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(laughs) This guy cracks me up!
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Arliss, I need to
speak with you.
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Speak clearly.
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Well, it's just that I've
been working here now
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for nearly 10 years
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and I feel that I've made
a significant contribution...
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Look, if this is about a
raise, now's not a good time.
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I don't want a raise.
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Good.
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I want equity in AMM.
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Equity.
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You...
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Can't have equity,
no one has it.
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Well, I deserve it.
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Kirby doesn't have it and
he's been with me for 18 years.
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Kirby doesn't
really do anything.
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He does a lot
more than you think.
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Oh, like?
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Like a lot more than you think.
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(breathes deeply)
Look, if it was up to me...
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It is up to you!
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If I give it to you,
where does it stop?
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If I give it to you,
do I give it to Kirby?
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Do I have to give it to Rita?
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Would that be so bad?
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It'd be horrible!
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Look, this is a
privately held company!
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The only person
with shares at AMM
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is the person whose
initials are AMM.
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What does the middle
initial stand for, miser?
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(exhaling)
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Miserly?
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Miserly motherfucker!
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Oh, hey, excuse you!
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Hey, this isn't a post office!
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Did you see who
dropped this off?
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I need a stapler!
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Actually... Whoa, hey! Wait...
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Is there a problem?
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Oh, god, there
is such a problem.
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I can't get any work
done, I need my own office.
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Oh, not again!
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Look, if it was up to me, I'd give
you one in a New York minute.
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But, whose? Where?
We don't have one!
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Kirby has his own office.
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Kirby is an associate agent.
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Kirby needs one.
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Oh, for what? Trimming his
toenails and calling 900 numbers?
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No, Kirby does a lot
more than you think!
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Like what?
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Like a lot...
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There's the damn highlighter.
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Oh, no, this is not over!
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Unless you want to
die, hang up the phone.
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Medical expense plan...
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left wing socialists.
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- (knocking)
- Arliss.
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Got a minute?
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Yeah, yeah. Hey, do me a favor,
get me my humidor? Thanks.
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Man, Rita and Stanley
have been busting my stones
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all fuckin' day.
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You really oughta keep
this thing on your desk.
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I'm always fetching it for you.
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It's one of the many and
valuable things that you do.
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So, where were you?
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I had a meeting...
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with Danny Richter.
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That guy doesn't quit.
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No wonder he has so
much shit on TV, huh?
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He really liked my ideas about
how to build a winning football team.
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He doesn't give a shit
about a winning football team.
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Well, then again, neither
do the Saints, huh?
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So, who'd he try to buy?
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Me.
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No, no, we've been
through this before.
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You're too old to
play quarterback.
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Not as a player,
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as a general manager
of his L.A. Carnivores.
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(chuckles) What?
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Look, I wasn't
expecting this either.
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He just thinks that I
can make a difference.
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He's jerking you off.
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What he wants is
access to our clients.
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He says I can run the show.
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That's because
he knows you can't.
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I mean, it's a conflict of
interest with you being an agent.
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I know, that's what
I'm here to tell you.
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I'm leaving AMM.
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If this is about asking
for more money,
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I can't do it.
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I mean, if it was up to
me, I'd open the vault,
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but right now times
are tough, domestic.
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It's not about the money.
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In fact I'm taking a hit.
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It's just that, Arliss,
this is my chance
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to build an organization
from the ground up.
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You're serious.
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Look, I don't want to leave.
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But he promised
me total autonomy.
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I get to make all the decisions,
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personnel, coach, everything.
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Look, I just want to
see what I can do...
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on my own.
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Kirby, I just heard the
news, you're really leaving?
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Yeah, I am.
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This place isn't gonna
be the same without you.
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Well, you know,
it was a tough...
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How soon are you leaving?
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Uh, soon. Today.
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Uh-huh.
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Isn't it amazing? The
collection of a man's life.
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20 years
accumulation of great...
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mammaries.
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Hey, I brought you a
going away present.
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Remember this?
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Oh, hey, from our first office.
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We could only afford
one cup, remember?
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Look, um...
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I'd like you to have it.
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Oh, no, no. You should
keep that, that belongs here.
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Are you sure?
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A lot of great coffee
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was drunk from this mug.
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No, really, it stays here.
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Thanks, Arliss.
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I love you, man.
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Oh, I've always been
fond of you as well.
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I'm gonna miss you
most of all, scarecrow.
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What can I say?
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Well, uh... guess I'll
be... I'll be seeing you all.
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Uh, you know...
we'll be in touch.
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- I gotta come back, get more stuff.
- Rita: Okay.
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- But I'll... You know, if I don't see you later, I'll see you.
- Okay.
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Take care, good luck!
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- Bye!
- Bye-bye.
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I'm moving in.
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If you think I'm taking
any of his responsibilities
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- after our conversation...
- What responsibilities? He didn't do anything anyway!
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Take your conversation
out of my office.
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(phone rings)
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(groans)
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Hello.
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Yo, Arliss, what's up,
man? This is Barry Larkin.
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Oh, Barry, it's always
good to hear from you at...
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midnight.
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Hey, listen, Alex Ochoa and
I need a designated driver.
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Yeah, okay, I'll get Kirby.
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Kirby told me he quit.
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(groans)
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Dame el teléfono.
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Oye, Arliss. Es Alex. ¿Qué pasa?
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Yeah. ¿Cómo está? I
have no more Spanish,
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put Barry back on.
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Okay.
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Barry, where are you?
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We're at, uh, "Lovely Lungs."
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You're at a strip bar?
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No, man, it's an oxygen bar.
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Don't... Don't they have
any oxygen at the hotel?
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Yeah, we'll see you
in a half hour, all right?
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(sighs)
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(phone rings)
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Oh!
255
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,683
Hello.
256
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,552
Arliss, this is Jeremy Roenick.
257
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:22,321
My stupid security system
won't let me in my house.
258
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,890
That sucks, uh... listen,
I gotta go right now.
259
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,425
Kirby used to help
me out with this.
260
00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:27,860
He knew how to fix it!
261
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,095
I'm on it.
262
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,430
(dialing)
263
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,432
- (phone rings)
- (answering machine clicks)
264
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,244
- Stanley...
- Stanley (through machine): You have reached Stanley Babson,
265
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,903
A non-equity holder of AMM.
266
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,071
Leave a message,
267
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,940
and if this is Arliss, fuck you.
268
00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,074
(beep)
269
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,243
(chuckles) Cheap motherfucker.
270
00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,912
(dialing)
271
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,147
(ringing)
272
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,885
Hello.
273
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:55,020
Rita, Jeremy Roenick's
got a stupid security system.
274
00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:56,207
I need you to go down there.
275
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,756
(yawns) Who is this?
276
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,891
Your boss!
277
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,126
(dial tone)
278
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,560
(sighs)
279
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,299
Isn't this great, guys?
280
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:10,645
Yeah, it reminds me of the time I spent a
week in the hospital after my car accident.
281
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,872
Arliss, you have to try
the mountain summit air.
282
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,140
It is nice.
283
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,375
I can't believe we're
paying for oxygen!
284
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,077
Doesn't it come free with air?
285
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,712
Together: Not
in L.A. it doesn't.
286
00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,514
Hey, Arliss.
287
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,682
Greg, whatcha doin' here?
288
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,117
You know, I come by.
289
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:30,589
You know what I'm
talking about? (mumbles)
290
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:33,068
You know? Know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
291
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,927
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
292
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,296
(mumbling)
293
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,498
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
294
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,233
(both laughing)
295
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,738
I tried that.
296
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,474
Tried that.
297
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,951
Well, Jeremy, I don't
know what to do.
298
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,243
I'm not a burglar.
299
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,912
Kirby knew.
300
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,117
Kirby, you gotta see this thing.
301
00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,485
It's a cheerleader-cam.
302
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,562
You place it on their boots
303
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,788
and it films right
up their skirts.
304
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,723
Look at this thing.
305
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,625
Can we talk seriously
about personnel?
306
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,561
Coaches, for instance?
307
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,362
You gotta see the
clarity in this thing.
308
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,429
Gotta be digital.
309
00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,731
(phone rings)
310
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:14,732
Hello, Carlisle.
311
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,768
Kirby, it's Arliss!
312
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:16,835
Hey, Arliss.
313
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,638
Hey, ask Arliss about Flunky.
314
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:20,906
What's up?
315
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:23,375
Hey, Greg! Greg,
come here. Come here.
316
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:26,312
(laughs) You gotta tell
Kirby what you just told me.
317
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,379
Hey, Kirby.
318
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,716
(mumbling)
319
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,251
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
320
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,419
All right.
321
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,688
Thanks. (laughs)
322
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,189
What the fuck did he say?
323
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,824
- (phone beeping)
- H-Hold on.
324
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,260
Kirby Carlisle.
325
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,596
Kirby, it's Rita. I'm with
Jeremy Roenick and he locked
326
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,598
Himself out. Okay,
hold on a sec.
327
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,533
Himself out.
328
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,269
Okay, Arliss, he said that if you
can't get him personal appearances
329
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,470
He's walking.
330
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,871
Walking, I can get him a job,
331
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,406
talking, I don't think so.
332
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,474
Hold on a sec.
333
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:57,710
Uh-huh? Okay, Rita.
334
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,777
You're facing the street?
335
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,045
Yep.
336
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,347
Walk down the steps.
337
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,251
Kirby: Turn to your left.
338
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,685
Look down.
339
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,254
You see three
little frogs there?
340
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320
Uh-huh.
341
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,035
Okay, look on the
bottom of the middle one.
342
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,828
He wrote his keycode on a frog?
343
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,196
No, I did.
344
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,931
Night, Rita.
345
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,466
Kirby: Arliss, gotta go.
346
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:21,834
Lot of work to do.
347
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,403
Look, Kirby, thanks a lot, man.
348
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,205
Bye.
349
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,774
So, Arliss, feel any different?
350
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,610
Actually I feel a lot different.
351
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:35,481
Yeah, well, you know, that's
what I'm trying to say. (mumbles)
352
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,183
(elevator dings)
353
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,586
So I finally get
Jeremy into his house
354
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,988
and then he wants to
show me his DVD collection.
355
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,291
I snorted so much
eucalyptus I'm pissing sap.
356
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,925
Then Whitaker shows up,
357
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,104
I don't know if he's talking about
Shakespeare or The Simpsons.
358
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,297
I was watching Happy
Gilmore at four in the morning.
359
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,741
"Arliss, I need a
designated driver."
360
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,542
"Arliss, I'm hungry." "Arliss,
get me a cheesesteak."
361
00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:55,668
Get me a Vivarin.
362
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,312
Arliss, I've been
thinking about my future
363
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,147
and I've decided that maybe
I should look for a place...
364
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,906
Okay, you want
equity? You got equity!
365
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,250
But that means
taking care of clients,
366
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,642
picking them up,
dropping them off.
367
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,854
- Taking them where they wanna go, when they wanna go.
- Yeah. Yes. Yes!
368
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,479
Blowin' their noses,
wipin' their ass,
369
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,958
playin' with their ugly kids, sleepin'
with their wives, hidin' their girlfriends!
370
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:10,983
Yes!
371
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,656
(groaning)
372
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,292
(whistling)
373
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,995
No, no, no, that was awful!
374
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,431
That's not what we
rehearsed, Ricky.
375
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,100
We don't improvise,
we synchronize.
376
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,703
I wanna see a
pivot turn, pivot turn,
377
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,638
look to the audience,
look to the fans,
378
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,440
Thank the Lord, and down.
379
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,176
Paco, can I get a
Gatorade, please?
380
00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:39,882
I've got great news, I've just
lined up foreign distribution rights,
381
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,414
theatrical cable,
and home video.
382
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,849
Kirby, look at this thing,
383
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,217
breakaway face mask.
384
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,885
They're gonna
love this in Thailand.
385
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,620
I can't think
about distribution.
386
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,489
I gotta think about
our passing game.
387
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,766
How we doing on
quarterbacks, anyway?
388
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:52,891
I'm workin' on it.
389
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,361
This is a prime-time show,
Kirby, I need my prime-time star.
390
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,429
What would you
say to Doug Flutie?
391
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,532
Arliss, you are the man.
392
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,234
Doug, meet Danny Richter,
393
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,936
America's answer
to the Caligula.
394
00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:05,137
Nice to meet you.
395
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,639
Big fan of Malibu, Ob-gyn.
396
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,174
Thank you, thank you.
397
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,943
And, you know this guy.
398
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,978
The man responsible
for you being here,
399
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,880
general manager, Kirby Carlisle.
400
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,549
Doug.
401
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,718
Doug, how do you like
the Carnivore uniforms?
402
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:23,722
A little to the left, a little to
the right. More to the left...
403
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,090
They look like I, Max.
404
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,158
We'll change 'em.
405
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,360
Anything Doug wants, Doug gets.
406
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,063
Your own box, use
of the company plane,
407
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,231
you name it.
408
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,433
What about the offense,
what are you running?
409
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,735
Oh, we're running in
stations across the globe.
410
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,804
Shotgun offense, no back sets.
411
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,240
We're gonna be throwin'
the ball 50 times a game.
412
00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:42,306
Sounds good.
413
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,685
Okay, Doug, if you
want to explore this,
414
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,378
I'll meet Mr. Carlisle at my
office and work out details.
415
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,614
Doug, why don't I show
you around the facilities?
416
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,482
You make yourself at home.
417
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:54,119
If you want him, you
are gonna overpay
418
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,722
more than anyone's ever
overpaid in the history of football.
419
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,392
I love you. (laughs)
420
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,960
Yes, I know, I-I know.
421
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,962
My client trashed
the hotel room,
422
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,098
but he's hitting 150,
what do you expect?
423
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,165
(chuckles)
424
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,200
Huh?
425
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:11,537
Well, how does Mr. Carlisle
usually handle this?
426
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,603
(knocking)
427
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,640
You're doing Kirby's job, right?
428
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,742
Yes, yes, I'll be with
you in a moment.
429
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,212
Uh, look, of course, we're
gonna pay for the damages,
430
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,447
but, please,
431
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,583
could you keep the thing
with the bidet out of the paper?
432
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,554
I'll call you back.
433
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,157
May I help you?
434
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,059
I'm here to collect my money.
435
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,561
For...?
436
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:40,566
For... well, we call
it "client services."
437
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,835
You have an invoice?
438
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,904
(giggles) No.
439
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,140
Kirby usually pays
me out of petty cash.
440
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,442
(opens drawer)
441
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,676
How much does he owe you?
442
00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:54,112
There was a thousand for helping
Andre get his confidence back,
443
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,583
another thousand for relaxing
Andre before the Finals,
444
00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:00,886
and 500 for helping Andre
forget losing the Finals.
445
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,588
So that's 26 hundred.
446
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,691
I hate to impugn your
math skills, madam,
447
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:08,293
but my total is only 25 hundred.
448
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:12,564
Yeah, well, uh... Kirby usually
throws me an extra C-note for...
449
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,970
Thank you.
450
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,941
Holy shit.
451
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,378
Rita, I...
452
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,580
Arliss, we are
paying for hookers?
453
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:29,691
I don't know anything about it.
454
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,917
Ah, so you get to be shocked
so I can be the fall guy.
455
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,862
I don't know anything
about it. Rita, any messages?
456
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,388
Messages? Try voicemail.
457
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,700
I've been trying to get the
stench out of this carpet all day.
458
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,359
Hey, whoa!
459
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:43,262
(sniffs) Smells
like a beauty parlor.
460
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,328
Hi, Kirby.
461
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,364
Hey, Rita.
462
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:46,965
Ah, your friend says...
463
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,601
Oh.
464
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,138
Hey, man, good to see you.
465
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,474
Could I get this validated?
466
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,644
Sure, uh, take care of it.
467
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,312
- C'mon, let's go to work.
- Okay.
468
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,614
You can probably get that
smell out with Desenex.
469
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,916
Oh.
470
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,083
Rita?
471
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,119
Reception is outside.
472
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,822
So, did you watch the Roy
Jones fight the other day?
473
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:13,659
Arliss, let's wrap this up
real quick, I gotta get back.
474
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:16,562
Sure.
475
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,264
Okay, Doug only
wants to play in L.A.
476
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,501
Okay, but I can't have my
hands tied by a no-trade clause.
477
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,702
Limited no trade.
478
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,671
Not more than one or two teams.
479
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,140
Four years guaranteed,
20 million per,
480
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:30,175
with an 11.5 signing bonus.
481
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,243
Four years?
482
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,412
Give me a break,
how old is Flutie?
483
00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:35,080
Look, if you want him,
484
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,515
the Powerball numbers are
485
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,217
4, 20, 11.5,
486
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,686
and he gets coach approval.
487
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,020
Coach approval?
488
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:45,490
Look, Arliss, I'm opening the
vaults, but I'm not bending over.
489
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,559
I know how this game is played.
490
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,028
Look, I'm handing you this guy.
491
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,540
What do you think Richter's gonna
say if I walk away from the table?
492
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,834
I make all the football
personnel and coaching decisions.
493
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,170
Really, does Richter know that?
494
00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,671
You're not dealing with Richter,
495
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,106
you're dealing with me.
496
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,009
Listen, asshole, I'm
doing you a favor.
497
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,612
Read my lips,
you arrogant prick:
498
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,146
no coaching approval.
499
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,293
Then that's a deal breaker.
500
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,348
I guess it is.
501
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,492
Well, then this meeting is over.
502
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:12,818
I guess it is.
503
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,354
Arliss, don't you have
504
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,489
a Greg Whitaker
on your client list
505
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,292
that wants to do, uh,
personal appearances?
506
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,130
Richter told me
that Marlon Wayans
507
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,799
dropped out of one of
his new TV series this fall,
508
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,434
Law Dogs.
509
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,270
Is that so?
510
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,516
- Man: That's good.
- Woman: Stay down, girl.
511
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,218
We've got choreographers,
we've got cheerleaders,
512
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,910
we're got an image consultant,
513
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,612
but we don't have
a football coach.
514
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,448
You know, Kirby, I want
our mascot to eat a live goat.
515
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,751
If the censors allowed
Dennis Franz's ass,
516
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,119
they're gonna allow this.
517
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,588
I'm trying to put together
a winning ball club.
518
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,056
Player: Yeah!
519
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,259
I just don't feel like the general
manager of a football team.
520
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:58,430
That's because you haven't seen
your on-field general manager's office.
521
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,698
Danny: Huh?
522
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,334
- What is that?
- Come on.
523
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,337
Kirby, come on, check out
your new digs up here. Come on.
524
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,538
Huh?
525
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,440
Is this great or what?
526
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,541
Look at this.
527
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,777
You could see
everything from up here.
528
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,011
And you know what's great?
529
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:15,280
Everyone can see you.
530
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:18,817
Here, this is the GM seat.
531
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,153
Relax!
532
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:23,922
How can I relax? We've
got a game in two weeks.
533
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:27,826
Kirby, the Carnivores are gonna
be a complete state of the art team,
534
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,795
we're even going interactive.
535
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,664
"Interactive", what
does that mean?
536
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,400
Every fan gets a remote.
537
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:39,304
Enough fans don't like the
way the teams playin' and...
538
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,540
Oh!
539
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,744
(laughs) Hey, Kirby!
540
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,646
What do you think, huh? Yeah!
541
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,481
This isn't a football team,
542
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,016
this is a freak show!
543
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,250
I'm not gonna do it!
544
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,453
You'll do what I tell you to do.
545
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:57,289
I'm Danny Richter.
546
00:20:57,355 --> 00:21:01,193
Arliss: For every opportunity
missed there is one gained.
547
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,761
Officer: Hug the wall!
548
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,964
Man, I ain't done nothin',
you got the wrong guy.
549
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,532
Is that so?
550
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,800
What is this?
551
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,539
Spread your feet!
552
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,807
Nice work, Stormy.
553
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,744
All right, partner,
read him his rights.
554
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,588
(mumbling): You have
the right to remain silent.
555
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,781
Anything you say...
(mumbles) court of law.
556
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,250
You've got a right to an attorney.
You know what I'm saying?
557
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:30,021
Now, do you understand these
rights as they have been read to you?
558
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,340
Cut, cut, cut!
559
00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:32,591
(buzzer)
560
00:21:32,657 --> 00:21:35,293
Erik, what the fuck was that?
561
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,262
I mean, you call that acting?
562
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,740
I mean, is that really
how you wanna do it?
563
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,133
That's the way I used
to do it with the other guy.
564
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:43,235
How long do you
think this will take?
565
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,736
You see what he's giving me.
566
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,172
We're gonna run
late, very, very late.
567
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,841
All right, listen, we're
gonna try it one more time.
568
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,476
I'm outta here.
569
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:52,943
Wait, wait. Why
do you get to leave?
570
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,479
Because I thought of it first.
571
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,815
And one of us has gotta
stay and do Kirby's job.
572
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,116
(phone rings)
573
00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,385
Oh, not again!
574
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,154
Hello.
575
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,522
Who is it?
576
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:05,490
(sighs) Darrell.
577
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,058
Ha, that's your turn.
578
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,894
What precinct?
579
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:15,967
Arliss: In every life
change is inevitable.
580
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,069
I welcome it.
581
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:20,639
I drink deep from its well.
582
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:23,575
It makes me focus
on what will arrive next.
583
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,343
Hello.
584
00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:29,681
Oh, hey.
585
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:33,185
How's the Grand Poobah
of the L.A. Carnivores?
586
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,953
Whatcha doin' here, slummin'?
587
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,789
Just stoppin' by to say hey.
588
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,991
C'mon in. Come on.
589
00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:42,928
I didn't know if I'd
still be welcome.
590
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:47,666
You know? I hope you're not
still pissed about the Flutie thing.
591
00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:50,435
Oh, no, no, no. Pissed?
592
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,270
No, I was proud.
593
00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:55,440
I mean, that was
good, that was good.
594
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,075
I mean, that TV trump card.
595
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,178
I mean, you hooked my ass right
in. I mean, that was very smart.
596
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:01,346
It was very...
597
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:02,581
Arliss.
598
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,855
Anyway, listen, um, just
wanted to let you know
599
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,432
that I know you're
diggin' what you're doing,
600
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,591
but, um...
601
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:16,461
if you ever want to
come back to AMM,
602
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,197
the door is open.
603
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,365
Well, Arliss...
604
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,201
And I suppose I could
free up some cash.
605
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:24,302
Well, listen...
606
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:26,171
Okay, you get some equity too.
607
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,507
Well, I mean, I
could start right away.
608
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,009
You know, I could
start tomorrow.
609
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:33,845
Tomorrow?
610
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,347
Well, I mean, sure,
611
00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:38,516
you know, but, of course if I came
back I would need a bigger office,
612
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,485
and my own assistant,
613
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:43,388
and of course I'd want
my name on the letterhead.
614
00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,156
Did you quit or get fired?
615
00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:48,627
I quit, but, uh...
616
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:51,796
The good news is the
Flutie deal never got signed.
617
00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:54,900
Kirby, bring me my humidor.
618
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,670
My name is Arliss Michaels.
619
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,538
I represent athletes.
620
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,908
These are my stories.
621
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:04,976
♪ Brothers, sisters,
across the land ♪
622
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,945
♪ Reach out and touch my hand ♪
623
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,948
♪ I'm reaching out to you ♪
624
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,617
If you think you're paying me
off with oxygen, you're nuts.
625
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:14,452
What can I do? Kirby
needs his office back!
626
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:15,654
Maybe then I'll just look...
627
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,955
Okay, you got equity too.
628
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:19,190
You must be high,
everyone here has equity.
629
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,358
To AMM!
630
00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:21,836
(Rita, Kirby, and
Stanley cheer and laugh)
631
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,894
Yeah, fine.
632
00:24:25,196 --> 00:24:26,356
Kirby, Rita, and Stanley: No!
633
00:24:27,198 --> 00:24:28,934
♪ Reach out and touch me ♪
634
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,802
(vocalizing)
635
00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:33,204
♪ Reach out and touch me ♪
636
00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:36,541
(vocalizing)
637
00:24:50,855 --> 00:24:53,658
♪ All the world could
hear the sound ♪
638
00:24:54,859 --> 00:24:57,095
♪ Of the love that
we have found ♪
639
00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:01,599
♪ We'll fly high ♪
640
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:05,337
♪ With our angel wings ♪
641
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,707
♪ Brothers, sisters,
across the land ♪
642
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:09,774
(music continues)
643
00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:45,443
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Richter production.
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