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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ I don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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16, 17, 18, 19.
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20!
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The Animal.
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Take a break.
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Don't wanna burn
out before the game.
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I'm gonna elevate
my game, Stanley.
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And Reggie's coming
to my house tonight.
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Your house!
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My house! Uuh!
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I'm gonna smack
his weak ass shit!
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His little shake and bake
ain't gonna work in here.
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Speak the word, brother,
he's fucking with a Yale man.
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All my career it's been
"Reggie this" and "Reggie that".
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Tonight, it's my turn.
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Charlie, I deem you ready.
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Y'damn right!
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So? Skybar after the game?
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You got it.
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Male announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome,
L.A.'s team mascot,
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the one, the only,
Bucky the Beaver!
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Ooh-ooh!
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Male: So lame!
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You suck, beaver!
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Male announcer: How about a big
hand for everybody's friend, Bucky!
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Hey, Charlie.
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The beaver was your
college roommate?
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Yes.
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Who says you can't find
work as a philosophy major?
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Ha!
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Charlie was Phi Beta Kappa.
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His intellect still
blows me away.
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Well, he sure blows tonight.
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(laughing)
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I'm getting some popcorn.
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Tough room.
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Charlie's still got it.
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Reggie's just in his head.
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Oh, horseshit, he's hanging
on way past his prime.
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Said the pot to the kettle.
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Arliss.
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Armstrong?
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You remember,
uh, Luc Robitaille?
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Wait, of course, you
used to represent Luc
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up until, what, uh...
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Tuesday.
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Hey, Arliss, no
hard feelin's, huh?
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No, no, it happens.
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I enjoyed doing business you,
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and maybe someday
we can do it again.
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I wouldn't keep
the porch light on.
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You know what I'm really
gonna miss about AMM?
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My personal touch?
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No, I'm gonna miss Rita.
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(laughing)
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(cheering and chanting)
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Prick!
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Male announcer: Here he comes,
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The world's greatest
living mascot,
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Reggie the Rooster!
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(crowing)
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(cheering)
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♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
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♪ Look at him ♪
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♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
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(screaming)
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Ah! Ah! Oh, look, look!
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(laughing)
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Oh, hello.
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Thank you.
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(cheering)
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(laughing)
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Did you see me, did you
see me, did you see me?
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You were great, you were great.
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There is nobody,
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nobody better than the rooster.
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He gives them what they want.
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I mean, your buddy's
act isn't exactly fresh.
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(jeering)
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Hey, beaver, you suck.
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(laughing)
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That cock rocks.
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I think Big Bird
has more talent.
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Hey, let's see if the
beaver can fly. (laughs)
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Whoaaa!
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Ooh!
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Crowd: Oooh...
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(squawking)
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(squawking)
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(laughing and applause)
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(squawking)
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You see, now, that's funny.
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(buzzer)
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Okay, halftime's over,
time to beat the traffic.
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Ciao.
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(clucking)
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He's not moving.
He's not moving.
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(groaning)
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You'll be okay.
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You're a Yalie.
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I guess he missed
the trampoline, huh?
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No, he did not
miss the trampoline.
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This man is an athlete.
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He was assaulted by
crapulous, degenerate fans
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- who should be arrested!
- (groan)
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Uh... Uh-huh? Uh-huh, huh? Nice!
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Where was the security?
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Whoaaa! Guess the
beaver had a little too much
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bark wine!
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(laughing)
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Ohh!
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Kirby: So, what are you wearin'?
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Your little French
maid's outfit?
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Huh? Your school nurse whites?
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Oh-ooh, Heidi, the
Bavarian beer wench.
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Oh-ho, my alpine
horn is startin' to toot.
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(phone rings)
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Arliss Michaels' office.
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Hello?
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Heavy breathing male: I
like my meat juicy, and sweet.
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- Who is this?
- (heavy breathing)
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Pervert.
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(phone rings)
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Arliss Michaels' office.
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Male: Rita Wu, I'm watching you.
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Heidi, little Fraulein...
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you're wearing lederhosen.
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Hope we can do
some hosin' later.
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You are sick!
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- What?
- You are so juvenile.
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"Rita Wu, I'm watching you."
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Loosen that headset,
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it's cuttin' off the
blood to your brain.
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Calling me up,
panting like a drooling...
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Whoa, whoa, calling you up?
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Yes. At home.
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At three in the
morning. And at work.
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Oh, sweetness,
don't flatter yourself.
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Don't you have
anything better to do
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than make prank phone calls?
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Rita, it ain't me.
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Female: and now
I'm Calamity Jane.
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I'm wearing buckskin
chaps and a two-gun rig.
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Okay, it wasn't you.
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Hmm.
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Female: Are you there, big boy?
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Charlie's got three broken ribs,
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a fractured tibia,
brain swelling...
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Aw, how's his tail?
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Arliss, that's not funny.
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What was I reading about beavers
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just the other day?
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There was something
I read about beavers...
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He's facing hundreds
of thousands of dollars
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in medical bills.
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Aw, the club will pick it up.
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No, they won't. He's an
independent contractor,
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and like 40 million other
people in this country,
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- (phone ringing)
- he doesn't have health insurance.
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Am I hearin' a phone?
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Would you get that? Some
weirdo pervert keeps calling me.
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Arliss Michaels.
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Who is it?
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Your mother.
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Oh.
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Hi, Mommy.
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Arliss!
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Now, I remember.
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Do you know what the second
leading cause of death in beavers is?
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Trees falling on them.
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They never look up.
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They fail to see
the big picture.
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Let that be a
lesson to all of us.
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Teamwork, teamwork, teamwork!
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So, you're gonna
help me organize
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a charity fundraiser
for Charlie.
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Heh, not a chance in hell.
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(door closing)
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No, I'm not dating anyone.
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Arliss!
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We need help.
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Reggie's holding out.
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Who?
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Reggie, Reggie Rooster, who.
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The other mascots won't
take this benefit seriously
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unless the rooster is there.
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Well, round him up a couple of
Rhode Island reds. Pay attention, son.
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I'm below his radar. But the
rooster will take a meeting with you.
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Why don't you
just call his agent?
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He doesn't have one.
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He doesn't have an agent?
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He doesn't need one.
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He makes four million a year.
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His Q-rating is so high,
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It's knocked "Z" off
the end of the alphabet.
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I'll meet with the rooster.
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Just call...
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Really?
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Sure. I wanna help
your little otter buddy.
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Uh... Uh... Beaver,
beaver, great.
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One thing you should know.
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Yeah, what?
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The rooster never
takes off his outfit.
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Never?
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Never.
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He won't divulge
his true identity.
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Oh, that's okay, I
never divulge mine.
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(both laughing)
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It gets better, all right?
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So, we're in the
back of the limo,
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Next thing I know, she
pulls out the little cock.
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Suddenly, the
big cock's driving!
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Right? Ah-woo!
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No!
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Tell me about it, huh?
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Guess you had to
get outta the costume
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for that one, eh? (laughs)
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What do you mean?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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So, palsy... I'm booked
350 days a year, all right?
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I'm spokesman for the
American Poultry Association,
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and I'm pullin' in a cool
mill in licensing alone.
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You give me one good reason
why I should hire an agent.
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So you can work
less and make more.
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Continue.
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Our agency can get
you into packaging,
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putting you into projects with
direct access to our clients.
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Continue.
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For example, how
about a Saturday morning
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sports talk show for kids?
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Yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Kids love me.
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That's my key demographic.
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Well, you're gonna need guests.
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Maybe a jock sidekick?
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Hey, hey, I... I know, uh,
HBO's lookin' for someone
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to replace that jock
show they've got.
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The one on Sunday night?
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I like that guy.
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Yeah, you know what, sparky?
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You and I might be able
to do some business.
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(squawk)
266
00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:00,900
(clears throat)
267
00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:02,968
Look, uh, there...
There's one more thing.
268
00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:06,338
Um... uh, did you hear what
happened to, uh, Bucky the beaver?
269
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,441
Oh, yeah, terrible.
270
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:09,675
I mean, uh, guy's a hack,
271
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,411
But I always hate to see one
of the tribe go down, ya know.
272
00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,189
Well, one of my guys
is tight with the beav,
273
00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,357
and he's puttin'
together a benefit
274
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,882
to help pay for
the medical bills.
275
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,827
That sounds like a good
cause. I'm in for 10 grand.
276
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,586
Ten grand, that's great!
277
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,689
Yeah, make out the check to
"Crack of Dawn Enterprises."
278
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,091
M... Make... Make
out what check?
279
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:26,625
Oh, 10 grand's
my appearance fee.
280
00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:29,228
And, uh, I want
my usual, uh, rider.
281
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,896
That means, uh, goin' on last,
282
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,498
world's greatest living mascot,
283
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,885
let's see, double
wide air stream.
284
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,510
Of course, I want
tickets for my girlfriend,
285
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:36,836
Feather Locklear.
286
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,804
Get it? Feather, hah! (crows)
287
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,786
C'mon, Rita, let me see a jab.
288
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,754
C'mon, left, right, left, right.
289
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,023
You gotta put some
power in those punches, girl.
290
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,625
I'm trying.
291
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:02,228
Look, Rita, you get out
what you put in, okay?
292
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:05,064
Easy for you to say, Laila.
293
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,899
You're a professional fighter.
294
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,167
Your father is...
295
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,236
Muhammad Ali.
296
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,638
Ugh... oh... ugh...
297
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,706
(phone ringing)
298
00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:15,141
Oh, my phone.
299
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,978
(phone continues ringing)
300
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,481
Okay. All right, thanks.
301
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:23,548
Hello?
302
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:28,988
Male: I like my meat
juicy, and sweet.
303
00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:31,323
It... It's him! It's him!
304
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:34,460
(heavy breathing)
305
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,962
Oh, no... okay, Rita, look.
306
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,097
This guy comes after you,
307
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,474
this is what you need
to know how to do.
308
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,934
Okay? You gotta
hit him right here!
309
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:44,770
No, no, no, no,
no, like this. Uhh!
310
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,404
Uhh! Uhh!
311
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:47,606
Harder.
312
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:48,673
Uhh! Uhh, uhh!
313
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,109
Yeah, yeah, that's right, girl.
314
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,253
- That's right.
- Fucking pervert!
315
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,412
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
316
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:54,914
- That's it.
- Uhh!
317
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:58,384
Hey, hey, Pauli girlfriend.
318
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,419
Nice hops.
319
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,291
(knocking on door)
Hey, Kirby, you busy?
320
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:09,962
No, always got time for Oakland's
top slugger, Jason Giambi.
321
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,064
Actually, I'm Jeremy.
322
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,899
And I'm Jason.
323
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,734
And I'm... I'm
jokin'. (chuckles)
324
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,604
Like I can't tell the Giambi
brothers apart? Ahh!
325
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,307
Well, uh, somebody can't, I
keep gettin' Jeremy's paycheck.
326
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,708
And I keep getting Jason's.
327
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,710
Thinkin' about
buyin' a new truck.
328
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,780
Right, but have you guys
checked out this St. Pauli girl?
329
00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:29,114
Is she hot or what?
330
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,183
I mean, look at
this lace up dirndl
331
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,085
and the peasant skirt,
332
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:36,055
and the puffy sleeves, ooh...
333
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:37,323
(barks)
334
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,960
So, uh, Kirb, we gotta go.
335
00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,494
Yeah, we'll see ya.
336
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,296
Yeah, see you later, okay.
337
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,465
(barks)
338
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:53,973
An Arliss Michaels Production
starring Reggie the Rooster.
339
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,174
Black tie.
340
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,342
So, uh, how many tickets
341
00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,310
can I put Baron Davis down for?
342
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,312
Man, I don't know, Arliss.
343
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,647
$1,000 a plate?
344
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,450
Wayne Newton hisself
calls Reggie the Rooster
345
00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:06,485
the world's greatest
all-around entertainer.
346
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,820
The Rooster?
347
00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:09,888
Or is it one of those
impersonators?
348
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:10,956
Oh, trust me.
349
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,091
Aw, I'm in.
350
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:14,693
Man, what time you openin' up?
351
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,496
Yeah, yeah... all the
mascots will be there,
352
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:18,664
even the rooster.
353
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,065
What do you say, big daddy?
354
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,435
Sure, Dan Wilkes'll
always help an injured man.
355
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:24,603
I'll be happy to sing.
356
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,606
Uh, all the entertainment's
taken care of. (chuckles)
357
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,109
What time do I go on?
358
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:31,353
If the Rooster's gonna be there,
359
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,811
Tracy McGrady should be there.
360
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,179
Uh, yeah, love the rooster.
361
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,215
Well, the tickets are
only $1,000 a plate.
362
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,349
Tax deductible.
363
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,417
Arliss, um...
364
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,761
Come on, you're in
your free agent year.
365
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,630
You're gonna be signing
an $80 million contract.
366
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,721
Spring for a table.
367
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,065
Did I mention the
Rooster's performing?
368
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,009
Arliss, I don't think you're
gonna want me there.
369
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,135
Of course, I want you there.
370
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,594
I want all my clients there.
371
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,196
That's just it. I'm not
your client anymore.
372
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,734
What are you talking about?
373
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:56,935
Arliss: Listen, Armstrong,
374
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,937
First Robitaille,
now Tracy McGrady,
375
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,673
You scumbag motherfucker!
376
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:01,874
Oh, I'm sorry, Arliss.
377
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,309
I was talking to my secretary.
378
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,376
You were saying?
379
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,578
I was saying you stole
my free agent, you fuck!
380
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,147
How long you been planning this?
381
00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:09,948
I just happened
to run into Tracy
382
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,017
at a Wu Tang Clan concert.
383
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:15,287
You just happened to be
at a Wu Tang Clan concert,
384
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,955
you lyin' sack of shit!
385
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,691
It was serendipity.
386
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,059
It was a tongue up his ass!
387
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,528
Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk, Arliss.
388
00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:23,896
I was thinking of buying tickets
389
00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:25,998
to your, uh, little
benefit, but, uh...
390
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,433
You want tickets to my benefit.
391
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,401
You want tickets to my ben...!
392
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,670
Mike? Hi, Stanley Babson.
393
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,672
How many tickets
did you want? I could...
394
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:34,873
What I want to know
395
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,651
is how you're gonna
sit with balls that big!
396
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,344
I'll buy a whole table.
397
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,410
And I'll pay for it
398
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,648
With my commission
from... Tracy McGrady.
399
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,852
(laughing)
400
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,220
Shit, I can't...
401
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,363
Stop pacing.
402
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,564
It's a beaver benefit.
403
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:01,266
Uh, okay, wha... what do you
think of this for an ice breaker?
404
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,410
I'd like to thank you folks
405
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,902
for putting on
those wacky outfits
406
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,771
and comin' out tonight.
407
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,206
I'd like to thank
the mascots, too.
408
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:08,374
(laughing) It's horrible.
409
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,440
Shit!
410
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,609
Where are my notes?
411
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,946
(phone ringing)
412
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,783
(phone ringing)
413
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,488
(phone ringing)
414
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:23,655
Rita?
415
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:24,790
(screams)
416
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:25,857
Aaah!
417
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,760
Ooh... Oh! Kirby, I'm...
418
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,371
- Oh, shit!
- Sorry, I thought you were...
419
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,729
Oh, I'm so sorry...
420
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,231
- I can't...
- Let's go, let's go,
421
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:33,297
Bucky's waiting!
422
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,001
Aaah! Jesus! Oh, my...
423
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,315
Craig, man, you'll dig
it, he's the best, man.
424
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,374
He's the best... Baron!
425
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,543
Baron, how's
Charlotte's big stinger?
426
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,512
All right. Hey, where's
the Rooster at?
427
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:47,789
The Rooster? He's
backstage preening,
428
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,114
he's waitin' for the big show!
429
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,449
Can I sit up front?
430
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,626
I heard he likes
to throw feathers
431
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,650
in the first couple rows.
432
00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:54,028
Oh, you bet, this is
an Arliss Michaels...
433
00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:55,921
Arliss.
434
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,055
Oh, hi.
435
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,691
You must be the, uh,
future former Mrs. Armstrong.
436
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,169
Baron, I don't believe
we've ever met...
437
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:02,194
No, you haven't.
438
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,730
Baron, table's
right up front there.
439
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,964
Go near him,
440
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,367
and I'll stick a butter knife
through your heart. (chuckles)
441
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,436
Oh, enjoy.
442
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,972
Male: Dear God, please
bless this gatherin',
443
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:17,543
and give us the strength
to bless our enemies,
444
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,779
and the forbearance to
forgive their shortcomings,
445
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:26,618
and to help us all remember
that we are all God's creatures.
446
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:27,753
Amen.
447
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,065
Stay away, stay away.
448
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,100
He's mine, get the
fuck away from him.
449
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,404
Rita: Okay, that means I need
the leprechaun, mouse and wolf
450
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:50,509
on deck, please. Leprechaun,
mouse and wolf on deck, please.
451
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,377
Jesus, Kirby, slow down.
452
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:53,846
You're drinkin' like a fish.
453
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,113
Oh, this is medicinal.
454
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,683
General anesthesia.
I got an injury.
455
00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:58,817
Yeah?
456
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,586
Well, you got an admirer.
457
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:01,720
Hmm?
458
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,289
(coughs)
459
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,171
Hi, there.
460
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:22,508
I'm the naughty
goddess of the harvest...
461
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,409
and sex.
462
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,545
Wanna be my Thor?
463
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,382
Then come with me.
464
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:46,665
(singing off-key) ♪
I've got sunshine ♪
465
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,668
♪ On a cloudy day ♪
466
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,707
♪ When it's cold outside ♪
467
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,386
There's a problem
with the rooster.
468
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,487
You have to go talk to him.
469
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:00,511
Now?
470
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,381
Do you want a rooster
or not? Go talk to him.
471
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:03,649
Okay, don't move.
472
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,827
I don't trust that son of a
bitch as far as I can throw him.
473
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,061
- Keep your eyes on him.
- Mm-hm.
474
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:11,156
♪ What can make
me feel this way ♪
475
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,357
♪ My girl ♪
476
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,102
Wait, wait, wait, what do
you mean you're leaving?
477
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,662
This is taking way
too long, all right?
478
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,397
Item six-a in my rider.
479
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:20,799
The Rooster is on-site
for three hours max.
480
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:24,570
Uh, Mr. Reggie, might I
remind you that this is a benefit.
481
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,438
Hey, Curly, this
doesn't involve you.
482
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,507
Oh, as I am the
chairman of the fundraiser,
483
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,509
chicken lips, it
does involve me!
484
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,813
Who you callin' chicken lips...
485
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,914
cueball?
486
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,659
Oh, I don't know, who
else in the room is a bird?
487
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,917
Oh, look, you!
488
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,052
Guys... Ssh!
489
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,563
Oh-oh... Reggie, how
can we make this work?
490
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,988
Cut the leprechaun.
Stanley: What?
491
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,232
The leprechaun's
cut, anything else?
492
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,433
And the wolf, they
both suck anyway.
493
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,558
The wolf is great!
494
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,236
W... Whatever you want,
Reggie, whatever you want!
495
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,270
All right, send a waitress,
496
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,338
this buffet is fucking pathetic!
497
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,042
Whatever you want,
babe, whatever you want.
498
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,403
(moaning)
499
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,672
Ooh... ooh... ow... ooh...
500
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:05,644
Hurry, hon, don't
worry about protection.
501
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,313
I'm all taken care of.
502
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,082
My fiord is gettin' wet.
503
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,249
Oh, ho...
504
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,951
Aah... Oh! Aah! Oh!
505
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,353
Oh, I'm sorry.
506
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:17,322
Oh... No... No, no,
no, no, no, don't...
507
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:18,523
Aren't you Thor?
508
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,659
I'm more Thor than
you can pothibly think.
509
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,027
Oh...
510
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,295
Aaaah! Oh...
511
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,796
Ladies and gentlemen,
512
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:25,940
we're gathered here this evening
513
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:31,036
to help a friend
through difficult times.
514
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,771
What happened to him
515
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,374
could happen to any one of us.
516
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,142
It is my honor
517
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,045
to introduce to you,
my friend and yours...
518
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,081
Bucky Beaver...
519
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,549
Charlie Fugate!
520
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:48,487
(applause)
521
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,056
He's a hero.
522
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,260
Charlie Fugate.
523
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,009
I thought you
talked to the Rooster.
524
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,210
Where is he? He should be here.
525
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,678
You go handle it,
I'm not leaving here,
526
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,770
I'm on sentry duty.
527
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,739
Go, go!
528
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,008
All right, let me have
the, uh, tricolore salad.
529
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,109
Tricolore salad.
530
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,177
Yeah, soft shell crab.
531
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,244
Soft shell crab.
532
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,389
Yeah, and the,
uh, New York strip.
533
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,514
End cut.
534
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,991
And how would you
like your steak prepared?
535
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:22,788
Hoo-hoo, oo-hoo, I like
my meat juicy, and sweet.
536
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,556
You!
537
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,758
Ho-ho-ho, you betcha, baby!
538
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,093
Surprise!
539
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,227
Oh...
540
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:34,066
(low squawking)
541
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:37,269
Come into the roost,
baby, you know you want it.
542
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,603
Oh... oh...
543
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,605
(squawking)
544
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,208
Aaah!
545
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,276
(squawks in pain)
546
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:47,446
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...
547
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,481
Uh... Ahh!
548
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,883
You're madder than
a wet hen, baby... ooh!
549
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:52,984
Oh!
550
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,657
Hey, guys, it's showtime!
551
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,693
Shit, what the hell happened?
552
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,828
It was him.
553
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:03,895
The phone pervert!
554
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:04,972
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...
555
00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:06,274
Rita, he's not moving,
he's not moving!
556
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,475
He didn't know, but now he do.
557
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:09,601
Don't pick a fight with Rita Wu!
558
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,245
Rita, Rita, quick, quick,
put on the costume!
559
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,705
I'm not putting on that
pervert's rooster-wear, no way.
560
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,516
Baron Davis is out there,
so is mike Armstrong.
561
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,975
They're expecting
a fuckin' rooster!
562
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,444
Well, you better
get them a rooster!
563
00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:27,419
I can't do this.
564
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,889
Yes, you can. Now go
out there and break a leg.
565
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,687
Can't.
566
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,492
Or a... a thigh or something.
567
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,694
Oh...
568
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:36,828
Hey, sexy.
569
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:37,929
Ooh!
570
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:43,034
♪♪
571
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,369
Stanley: Ladies and gentlemen...
572
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:47,038
it's time for the grand finale!
573
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,686
(under his breath)
fuckin' wear this shit...
574
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,950
Reggie, nice of you to make it.
575
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,346
You're on.
576
00:21:54,412 --> 00:21:56,114
Stanley, it's not
Reggie, it's me.
577
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,315
Arliss?
578
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:58,559
Arliss, what are
you doing in there?
579
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,518
Where's Reggie?
580
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,286
Sugar Ray Wu
knocked him out cold.
581
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,455
What the hell am I gonna do?
582
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,490
Wing it!
583
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,693
(applause and cheers)
584
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,562
- ♪ One ♪
- Ow!
585
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,397
♪ Singular sensation ♪
586
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,966
- (laughter)
- ♪ Every little step he takes ♪
587
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:17,302
♪ One ♪
588
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,436
Oh!
589
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,772
Jesus Christ.
590
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,108
Folks, that rooster
is one foul act.
591
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,710
(groaning)
592
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:26,778
What?
593
00:22:28,446 --> 00:22:30,182
Armstrong.
594
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,450
Okay, you wanna play?
595
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,752
Let's play.
596
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,687
Buck, buck, buck,
buck, buck, buck...
597
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,690
(cheers and applause)
598
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:39,858
(laughs)
599
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:40,959
Oh-ho-ho!
600
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,693
(laughs)
601
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:43,929
(squawks)
602
00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:44,996
Uh, that's...
603
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:46,531
Yeah.
604
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:52,003
Ooh... Havana.
605
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,039
Wahh! (clucks)
606
00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:57,142
That's a $50 cigar,
you prick. (laughs)
607
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,744
Wah! (clucks)
608
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:03,348
Wah, wah, wah, wah...
Phony, phony, phony, phony.
609
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:04,482
(gasps)
610
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,951
(applause)
611
00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:07,385
(laughs)
612
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:12,257
(clucking)
613
00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:15,894
Oh...
614
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,863
You cocksucker.
615
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,565
Buck, buck, buck.
616
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:23,435
Bwuck, bwuck, bwuck, bwuck...
617
00:23:23,501 --> 00:23:26,304
(laughing)
618
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,807
(applause)
619
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,809
Bwuck, bwuck, bwuck.
620
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,980
I didn't have a butter
knife on me, buddy.
621
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:38,116
(squawking)
622
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,018
Arliss.
623
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,955
Buck, buck, here we
go, big finish, big finish.
624
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:45,023
Kick like you mean it.
625
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,226
♪ He's the one ♪
626
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,695
♪ Buck buck buck buck buck
buck buck buck buck buck ♪
627
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,231
♪ Buck buck buck ♪
628
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:55,634
That's all folks!
629
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,969
My name is Arliss Michaels.
630
00:23:58,036 --> 00:24:00,138
I represent athletes.
631
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:03,341
This was some story.
632
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:04,452
♪ Buck, buck buck buck buck ♪
633
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:05,519
♪ Buck buck buck buck buck ♪
634
00:24:05,543 --> 00:24:06,711
♪ Buck, buck buck buck buck ♪
635
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:07,979
♪ Buck buck buck buck buck ♪
636
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:09,123
♪ Buck, buck buck buck buck ♪
637
00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:10,582
♪ Buck buck buck buck buck ♪
638
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:11,759
♪ Buck, buck buck buck buck ♪
639
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,863
♪ Buck buck buck buck buck ♪
640
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,788
♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
641
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,391
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
642
00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:20,859
♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
643
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:22,460
♪ That cock can rock ♪
644
00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:24,329
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
645
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,531
♪ He's Reggie the rooster ♪
646
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:27,799
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
647
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,568
♪ He's Reggie the rooster ♪
648
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:31,870
♪ That cock can rock ♪
649
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:36,508
♪ Buck, buck buck buck buck,
buck buck buck buck, buck ♪
650
00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:37,809
♪ Oh yeah ♪
651
00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:41,846
♪ Buck, buck buck buck buck,
buck buck buck buck, buck ♪
652
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:49,754
♪♪
653
00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:57,429
♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
654
00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:58,663
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
655
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:08,398
♪ Buck, buck buck buck buck ♪
656
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,145
♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
657
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:16,481
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
658
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,849
♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
659
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,217
♪ That cock can rock ♪
660
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:22,654
♪ He's Reggie the Rooster ♪
661
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:23,822
♪ Oh yeah ♪
662
00:25:23,888 --> 00:25:24,889
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
663
00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:27,125
♪ Reggie the Rooster ♪
664
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,960
♪ That cock can rock ♪
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