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(dramatic music plays)
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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(shouting)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them.
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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(water splashes)
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me? ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me? ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Here you go, Mr. Kirby, eh?
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Nice and shiny,
new heels, new soles.
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Should be good for
another three years.
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Oh! Kekee, how much I owe you?
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Ah! How can I take
money from a man
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who's getting me
tickets to the World Cup?
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Oh, listen, Kekee, I hit a snag.
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My ticket source
kinda flaked out.
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Bullshit, you said
it was a done deal.
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I promised my niece and nephew
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they were gonna see
Cuba play football!
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What can I tell
you? Shit happens.
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"Shit happens"?
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(yelling in Spanish)
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I tried. I tried!
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I know what that one means.
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- Learning Spanish, Kirby?
- (sighs)
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I'm sorry, this ticket
thing is out of my hands!
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Here you go, Graham.
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Six for the semi,
six for the finals,
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right on the mid-field strike.
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Fantastic.
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I got a lotta friends
who want to see us
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rip the bollocks out of Cuba.
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Yes?
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I thought Graham
might like a cup of tea.
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"English breakfast."
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Well, I guess a cuppa
char wouldn't hurt.
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You... wouldn't happen to be
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a football fan, now, would ya?
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- No.
- Huge.
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Really? I never heard you say...
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My boots! These are brand new!
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I'm so sorry.
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So, Graham, have you
sampled any of LA's night life?
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No, he's here playing
in the World Cup!
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- Why don't you sample some of today's mail?
- (chuckles)
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Fuck you!
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♪ ♪
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Hey, thanks. So, he's
got me 0-1 in the hole,
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and he throws me this change
that I'm so far out in front of,
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that I almost hit the goddamn
pole with my follow-through!
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Maddux's change is unhittable.
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Then I remember what Dad said.
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"You're gonna see
that change up again."
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Sure as hell! I wait on it,
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and it bombed to the right.
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Look at that. He becomes
the youngest player
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in the history of baseball
to hit 200 home runs,
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and instead of
crowing to the media,
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he calls his brother.
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That's a class act.
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You know, that buffet
is for players only.
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Yeah, well, deduct
it from the 150 million
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you're gonna pay Woody.
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Arliss, we all know that
Woody is the franchise,
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and we're willing
to go nine figures,
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but 150 million?
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Is a reasonable number
for a guy who's gonna
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build you a new ballpark.
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Can you say, "referendum"?
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So, how'd you do
against Sefarian?
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O-for-three.
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Hey, man, you know the breaks
even out. You'll find the holes.
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Hey, tell Buzz I said, "Hey."
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Arliss says, "Hey."
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- Listen.
- Man: Bus to Stockton leaving in 20 minutes.
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I gotta go, or I'm
looking at a cold shower.
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Alright, well, I'll
talk to you later.
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(beeps)
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How old's Buzz now, 26?
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27. How's it going
in double- "A"?
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27.
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He's struggling.
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Man, I admire his desire.
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Yeah, great work ethic.
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Hey, I gotta go water the mint.
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- So, the club's offering 100
million, - (urine splashing)
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But I'm not budging
till they say 1-5-0.
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Arliss, I play ball,
you do the numbers,
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just make the deal.
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Hey, 50 million
here, 50 million there,
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pretty soon, you're
talking serious money.
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Wanna shoot some stick
on Wednesday night?
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Mm, can't.
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I'm giving out an
award to Kevin Greene
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at the "Athletes for
Others" ceremony.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, no, no, no, that's
a very great honor.
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I was their first
and only choice.
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I bought myself a new tux.
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Arliss, would you
take a look at this?
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I'm sure it's impressive.
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The... the urinal.
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Did you eat any beets today?
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That's blood, Arliss.
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That's blood.
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This white area indicates minimal
uptake of renal parenchyma.
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Your kidneys are shutting down.
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Now, it's not life threatening,
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but we need to start you
on dialysis right away.
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Dialysis?
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Can I keep playing?
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No, I strongly
advise against it.
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Woody, you need
a kidney transplant.
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A kidney transplant?!
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He's the picture of
health! (whispers) Sorry.
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You should sign up
as a kidney recipient.
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The wait can be
months, sometimes years.
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Years? Doc, do you
know who this is?
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The 44,000 people
on a waiting list
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for a kidney don't
care who he is.
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Oh, man, I can't believe this.
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Now, sometimes people
get direct donations,
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usually from family members.
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You don't have to wait, and
the kidney's a better match.
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- What about Buzz?
- No, no, no, forget about it.
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I'm not gonna ask my
brother. That's too big a favor.
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- How about if I ask?
- No.
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Look, this is my problem.
I'll just wait my turn.
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Doc, am I done playin' baseball?
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It's hard to say.
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♪ ♪
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Shit!
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Way back, way back, way back.
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Look at that. Hours after the
game, and the boy's still raking.
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You know, they don't
pay you for overtime.
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What are you doing here?
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Looking for hot, new
prospects? (grunts)
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Actually, I came to give
you some news, personally.
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It's about Woody.
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- (bat cracks)
- Um...
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Your brother's sick.
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Sick, sick, I just
talked to him.
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How sick?
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Pretty sick.
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I mean, it's not life
threatening... yet,
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but he's gonna need
a kidney transplant.
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Jesus.
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Well, they can
find a donor, right?
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I mean, these kind of
transplants happen a lot, right?
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They'll come up with
a match... eventually,
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but it might cost him
the entire season.
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Oh, it's a shame. It's a shame.
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They tell me the best match
might be from a relative.
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♪ ♪
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Was this his idea or yours?
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I'm guessing it was yours.
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(bat cracks)
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I'm sorry?
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Senior year in high school.
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I was all-state,
pretty hot shit.
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Scouts at every game,
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big agents knocking
down my door...
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Boris, Mike Armstrong...
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But the guy I wanted
was Arliss Michaels.
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So, imagine my surprise
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when the Arliss Michaels
shows up at my door
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and signs my little brother.
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Hey, look, if it's
about representation...
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And you're still coming around.
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And you still don't want me.
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Just a piece of me.
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That's it, isn't it?
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Look, Buzz, I know
this'd be a setback...
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A setback?
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I'm struggling to make it to
the show with two kidneys.
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If I give one to Woody,
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I might as well retire now.
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You got some fucking balls.
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What makes you think
I'd give up the game I love?
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Because you do love the game,
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and because you
know your brother
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is a very special player.
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He has a chance
to break records.
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He has a chance to be
the greatest shortstop
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that ever stepped
out on that field.
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And I'm just a
journeyman, right?
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That's not what I meant.
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Yes, it is.
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I may be a career
minor leaguer... (grunts)
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but it's my career...
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and I'm not ready
to give it up just yet.
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Your brother needs a kidney.
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Well, he's not gettin' mine.
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Not now.
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Keep looking.
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(bat cracks)
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- (crowd cheering)
- Announcer: Ruiz in control.
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Graham Hastings is on him.
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Graham Hastings
leading Team England.
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Hastings in position.
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(indistinct shouting)
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- Announcer: Ruiz has it again.
- Excuse me.
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Piss off, you wanker!
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Hey, you know who
you're talking to?
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That's Jessie Armstead.
He plays real football.
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This is real football, knobhead!
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I can't believe we're
gettin' burned in overtime.
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The winning goal could
happen any second.
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When Graham scores
the winning goal,
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- we'll all hear about it.
- Announcer: Ruiz shot on goal!
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Hastings hits it
into his own goal!
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(ominous music plays)
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Cuba wins! Cuba wins!
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- Did you see that?
- What?
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Graham hit the ball
into his own goal!
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- Does that count?
- Men: Boo!
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Fucking right, you!
Fucking goals but for Cuba!
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- Announcer: He can't believe it!
- Man: Boo!
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Graham, you wanker!
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- Announcer: England is eliminated!
- Crowd: Boo!
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- Fan: Get off!
- Boo!
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(people shouting)
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Man, this crowd is pissed!
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I wouldn't wanna
be Graham tonight.
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Damn, I'm driving him home!
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I'm glad I brought my own truck.
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(crowd shouting)
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You lost Graham?
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I talked to his coach,
his teammates...
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Nobody knows where he is.
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(sighs) If you hear
from him, call me. Bye.
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(phone rings)
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- Hello.
- Graham on phone: Did anyone follow you?
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Graham! I don't think so.
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Why? Where are you?
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Graham: I'm in the boot.
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00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:00,800
The boot?
257
00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:03,669
In the fucking trunk,
the back of your car.
258
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,504
Oh, Jesus. I'll pull over.
259
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,373
No, no, no, no! Don't stop!
260
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,043
Just keep driving.
Don't stop for fuck all.
261
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,612
♪ ♪
262
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,651
Ah, thank you, Fay.
Enjoy your lunch.
263
00:10:18,717 --> 00:10:20,586
Ho, ho! And don't
forget your free tote bag.
264
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,887
- Thanks.
- (laughs)
265
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,532
How many people are
you planning to perforate
266
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,957
in your hunt for
the perfect kidney?
267
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,492
Shh, I'm trying
to keep this quiet.
268
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,936
I don't want anybody
finding out, okay?
269
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,929
Hey, wow, Arliss,
270
00:10:29,995 --> 00:10:32,331
I thought most agents
just got three percent.
271
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:33,999
Hey, Kevin Greene,
272
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,202
how's the Leonardo
of linebackers?
273
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,237
Hey, grab a seat, baby.
274
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,107
So, are you looking forward
to your big night tonight?
275
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,143
Arliss, man, I am so gigged
about gettin' this award.
276
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,811
What should I say in my speech?
277
00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:48,280
Oh, talk about all the
good things you do...
278
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:51,584
Charity, working with kids...
279
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:52,918
giving blood.
280
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,787
Hey, hey, hey,
what's going on here?
281
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,224
Oh, don't worry. It's the
annual AMM blood drive.
282
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,192
Y'all do this every year?
283
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,695
Actually, it's the
first annual annual.
284
00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:04,663
I mean, everybody's giving.
285
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,398
Almost everyone.
286
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:07,967
- Ahh!
- Nice try.
287
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,469
- Arliss, you haven't given yet!
- (gasps)
288
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:13,506
I was about to, but,
please, after you.
289
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:15,808
No, no, no, no, after you.
290
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,042
Me?
291
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,711
♪ ♪
292
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,380
(elevator dings)
293
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,152
I really think you're
overreacting, Graham.
294
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,687
- It's just a game.
- Oh, for fuck's sake, Kirby!
295
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,765
Soccer hooligans are mental!
They'll knock your teeth out
296
00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:32,758
and piss on your
root nerves just for fun!
297
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,360
- Okay.
- Is he okay?
298
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:36,495
Oh, he's afraid to
go back to the hotel.
299
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:39,131
I've got to calm him down, or
I'm gonna have a new roommate!
300
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,233
♪ ♪
301
00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:41,267
(door closes)
302
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,371
So, no hooligans?
303
00:11:45,437 --> 00:11:46,805
Thanks.
304
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,807
All quiet on the hotel front,
305
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,075
it's safe to go back.
306
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,644
Kirby, you have a call.
307
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,913
(sighs) Carlisle.
308
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,814
Man on phone: Graham
pissed off me mates.
309
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,650
I don't like blokes
310
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,785
pissin' off me mates.
311
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,086
Who is this?
312
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,055
You better watch
your fuckin' back
313
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,759
or we'll rip your bloody
heart out, you wanker!
314
00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:08,561
Hey, you can't
talk to my client...
315
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,129
Sod off, pretty boy,
316
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,298
or we'll grind you into
bangers and mash, too!
317
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,832
Me, what did I do?
318
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,167
You fool!
319
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,936
We're gonna get
some satisfaction here!
320
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,504
Bubble and squeak!
321
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,074
Bubble and squeak?
Look, I hate soccer!
322
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,677
Say your prayers!
London Bridge is
323
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,111
falling down!
324
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,915
Holy shit, what is
wrong with you people?
325
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,116
It's soccer!
326
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,918
Fuck me, they know we're here!
327
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,253
We gotta get out of here!
328
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,754
Someone could sleep on my couch.
329
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:36,855
Graham?
330
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,457
Oh, I appreciate that, love.
331
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,392
You can take what you
need from Arliss' office.
332
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,895
He has clothes,
toiletries, cologne.
333
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,330
Cheers.
334
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,464
Kirby: I'm coming too.
335
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:46,899
Oh, no!
336
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,668
I mean, of course,
you're welcome to come,
337
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:53,072
but, are you sure
that's a good idea?
338
00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:54,473
To stay with him?
339
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,443
Yeah, I'm not the one
who kicked the fucking ball
340
00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:58,744
into his own net.
341
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,880
If I were you, I would stay
as far away as possible.
342
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,115
Otherwise...
343
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,423
Arliss, I told you
not to ask him.
344
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,225
He's your brother, Woody.
345
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,569
He deserves the
chance to help you.
346
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:15,728
What'd he say?
347
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:18,130
He said no.
348
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,832
Good.
349
00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:22,067
Good?
350
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,970
Arliss, for whatever
reason, I was blessed,
351
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,172
with great talent.
352
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,241
For whatever
reason, Buzz wasn't.
353
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,809
He's never said anything,
354
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,012
but it can't be easy
watching your little brother
355
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,281
make it to the bigs before you.
356
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,516
I understand that, but, you know
357
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,218
that's the cards you're dealt.
358
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,519
I mean, that's not your fault.
359
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,820
No, it's not.
360
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,455
But, I'm not gonna ask Buzz
361
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:46,625
to give up his dream just
so I can keep living mine.
362
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,629
Tom, Tom!
363
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,374
You know what? Let's
get this deal done now.
364
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,834
We can live with 125 million.
365
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,369
And, you have my word,
366
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,004
Woody will be ready
on opening day.
367
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,840
They might be opening
him on opening day.
368
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,809
Get him a kidney,
then we'll talk.
369
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,378
120!
370
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,913
Advertise?
371
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,149
(phone ringing)
372
00:14:10,215 --> 00:14:11,850
Shit!
373
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,085
Arliss Michaels.
374
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,887
Hi, Arliss, Dr. Halsey here.
375
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:17,656
We've got a terrific
match for Woody.
376
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,958
It's got all six
antigens, tissue size,
377
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,093
everything's perfect.
378
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,728
That's great, that's
good. Woody, Woody!
379
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,496
Woody, we found you a kidney!
380
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,699
Haha! Who's the lucky donor?
381
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:27,766
You!
382
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,204
He ain't getting my kidney.
383
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,773
Be a man, it's not
like you're giving up
384
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,442
your arm or your
leg or your testicle.
385
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,520
What if I give him a kidney
and the one I got breaks?!
386
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,079
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
387
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,247
Think of all the athletes
who'll sign with an agent
388
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,850
who gave up an organ
to save a client's life.
389
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,252
What good does that
do me if I'm dead?
390
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:48,563
We've gotta find
Woody another kidney.
391
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:49,587
We?
392
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:51,657
Yeah, get online,
try Kidney.com,
393
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,258
Donor.com, Tumor.com!
394
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:56,338
- Oh, oh. No, no, no, wait.
- No, China, I hear they harvest prisoner's organs.
395
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,997
- What?!
- Look, just get me a fuckin' kidney!
396
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,634
In America,
397
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,470
we love to celebrate
our athletes,
398
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,481
and, tonight, we celebrate
an athlete for his work,
399
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,074
not only on the field,
but, off the field...
400
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,419
Rita, Rita, tell me, you've had
some luck, tell me you had luck!
401
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,545
I faxed that prison organ farm,
402
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:14,780
all out of kidneys,
403
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,082
but, I can get you a spleen,
404
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,718
a pancreas or a gall bladder.
405
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,830
Fuck! Listen, Rita, as soon
as you find out something,
406
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:22,854
you call me.
407
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,332
I don't care where
you are, when, call me.
408
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,657
You understand? Bye!
409
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:27,693
Arliss?
410
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,870
Arliss, you're on
after the break.
411
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:29,894
What?
412
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,196
You're on after the break.
413
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,699
Pat, you look great.
414
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,000
Well, thank you.
415
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,268
Strong, healthy, fit.
416
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,469
Thanks.
417
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,271
Do you know what
your blood type is?
418
00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:41,573
Christ, you on the sauce?!
419
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,142
Two minutes.
420
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,677
Arliss?
421
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:49,782
Oh, Armstrong.
422
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,084
And, here I am thinking,
this is a classy event.
423
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,552
So, what are you doing here?
424
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,621
Well, they needed
the top agent in sports
425
00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:57,055
to hand out the good guy award.
426
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,291
I know, unfortunately, I
had to turn them down,
427
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,161
but, I'm glad to see they
found a passable stand-in.
428
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,662
You turned them down?
429
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:07,132
(laughs) It's amazing
what they're doing
430
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,867
with rentals these days.
431
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,305
I'll see you around, Arliss.
432
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,377
Cocksucker.
433
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,079
Hey, Arliss, hey,
434
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,748
what do you think
about this line?
435
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,550
"And I'd especially
like to thank
436
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:28,020
"my third grade teacher,
Miss Feldman, who said,
437
00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:30,789
"Kevin, you're not the
sharpest crayon in the box,
438
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,325
"but, you're
definitely the biggest,
439
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,993
so, focus on football."
440
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,795
Yeah, yeah, that's good. Good.
441
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,406
That's good. Start them
off with a joke. Yeah.
442
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,199
I'm not, she
really did say that.
443
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,168
Arliss, I just wanna
sound so good.
444
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,571
There's supposed to be
over a million sports fans
445
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,239
watching this tonight.
446
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,641
Over a million?
447
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,909
Yeah.
448
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,754
- A million?
- Pat: And, now, to present the good guy award
449
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,380
To Kevin Greene,
superagent, Arliss Michaels.
450
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:58,150
That's you, go. That's
you. Arliss, you're up, go.
451
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,218
Yeah, yeah.
452
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,319
(applause)
453
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:01,487
Thank you, pat.
454
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,022
It's easy to forget
that athletes,
455
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,558
are also made
of flesh and blood,
456
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,193
and organs.
457
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,062
And, so, it is
with a heavy heart
458
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:11,497
that I must report to you that,
459
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,166
our beloved all-star,
Woody McGraw,
460
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,034
is, at this moment,
461
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,971
in desperate need
of a kidney transplant.
462
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,015
- But don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
- (audience gasps)
463
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,407
His prognosis is good.
464
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,443
A very courageous individual
465
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,779
has stepped forward to
offer to donate his kidney.
466
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,116
Is it the best possible kidney?
467
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:35,554
Maybe not, but, it's
the only one we have.
468
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,056
And, so, if you
cringe at the thought
469
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,325
of never seeing
Woody bringing smiles
470
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,861
to the faces of your children,
471
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,797
it's probably too
late to visit my offices
472
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,833
at 9200 Wilshire
Boulevard, suite 1100,
473
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,601
to donate a kidney.
474
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:50,748
- What... Why?!
- To help...
475
00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:51,980
- Just one second, one more second.
- No!
476
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,414
- This is my time!
- Arliss, we're out of time.
477
00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:55,550
- Kevin, I'll accept this award on your behalf.
- What are you doing?
478
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,043
That's my award!
I'm the good guy!
479
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,312
- Arliss: A man's life is at stake...
- Hey!
480
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,231
Mrs. Feldman, I
got the award! Yeah!
481
00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:04,082
(indistinct shouts)
482
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,817
I need your help! Oh!
483
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,792
Okay.
484
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,495
Oh, god, whoo!
485
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,097
That shower was brilliant.
486
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,900
Mmm, you used
the eucalyptus soap.
487
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,902
It's supposed to
calm your nerves.
488
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,004
Ah, cheers, Rita.
Thanks for hiding me.
489
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:29,141
You're not hiding,
Graham, you're a guest.
490
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,677
And you can stay
as long as you want.
491
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:32,978
(doorbell rings)
492
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,814
Oh. Oh, I hope you're hungry.
493
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,016
I ordered from
"Curry in a Hurry."
494
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,787
Yes... Oh, you're not Hadji.
495
00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:42,997
- Graham: Babe!
- Can I help...
496
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,122
Chloe!
497
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,223
(Chloe squeals)
498
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,093
Uh, hello? Uh, hello?
499
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:52,197
Oh, uh, Rita, this
is Chloe, my bird.
500
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,466
I rang her, is that alright?
501
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,868
Oh, I, uh...
502
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,937
Fine, I...
503
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,407
Arliss: The athletes I represent
504
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,554
- (loud moaning)
- thrust themselves into their work.
505
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,012
They possess the
stamina to ply their trade
506
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,480
long into the night.
507
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:12,584
Why are you doing
this to me, why?
508
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,421
Rita: Next!
509
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,157
My kidney works great.
510
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,893
I drive from Stockton to
L.A. without pissing once.
511
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,829
Isn't that your bladder?
512
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,532
Next!
513
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:28,667
How's it going?
514
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,136
I didn't get any
sleep last night.
515
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,005
I've gotta get "Sir
Winston Sluthill"
516
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,373
out of my apartment.
517
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,108
Not you, the kidney drive.
518
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,377
Look at these people.
519
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,145
I wouldn't borrow a
hairbrush from them!
520
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,981
I've been drug-free for a year.
521
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,483
How much are you paying?
522
00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:46,952
I'm sorry, sir, but
it's against the law
523
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,453
to offer money for a kidney.
524
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,655
It is?
525
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,056
Shit!
526
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,891
Leave your card anyway.
527
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,960
(phone rings)
528
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,130
Arliss Michaels.
529
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,141
Doctor: Arliss, you need to
come to hospital right away.
530
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,433
There's a problem.
531
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,435
I'll be right over.
532
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:08,874
That better be
your lunch in there.
533
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,377
(monitor beeping)
534
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,847
(announcement on P.A.)
535
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,287
His condition is
really deteriorating.
536
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,589
This transplant should
take place immediately.
537
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,091
How immediately?
538
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,358
I mean, do I have time to
clean out my safe deposit box?
539
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,262
The sooner the better.
540
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,041
I really appreciate
what you're doing, Arliss.
541
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,066
Yeah.
542
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,567
So, we're playin'
against Stockton.
543
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,769
This guy starts me
off with a change-up
544
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,371
that I am so far
out in front of,
545
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,373
they gotta unscrew
me out of the ground.
546
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,243
Then, I remembered
what Dad said.
547
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,778
You're gonna see
that change again.
548
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,014
So, I'd zone in on it.
549
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,983
And, I pop it up.
550
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,920
I started thinking to myself,
551
00:20:54,986 --> 00:20:56,655
"If Woody got that pitch,
552
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,056
he'd have crushed it."
553
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,027
But, I couldn't.
554
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,671
Don't tell me what I
think you're gonna tell me,
555
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,696
you can forget it.
556
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,598
Arliss is already gonna
give me one of his.
557
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,266
Let him do it, let him do it.
558
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,968
I'm a better match.
559
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,604
Besides, you don't want
the kidney of an agent.
560
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,607
There might not be any
blood pumpin' through it.
561
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,678
Are you sure?
562
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,813
Yeah, I'm sure.
563
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,616
(no dialogue)
564
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:26,985
Just don't fuck it up.
565
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,620
Arliss: You know,
566
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,556
I've seen some acts
of heroism in my time,
567
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,058
but, this one, this one,
568
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,127
I just... man, I just
can't thank you enough
569
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,062
for saving my... his life.
570
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,563
If there is anything,
571
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,632
anything at all I can
ever do for you, man,
572
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,534
you just say the word.
573
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,603
Well, actually, Arliss, uh,
574
00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:47,739
I'm gonna have somebody
else say it for me.
575
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,174
What do you mean?
576
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,243
I always enjoy family reunions,
577
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:52,611
don't you, Arliss?
578
00:21:52,677 --> 00:21:55,413
Armstrong, what
are you doing here?
579
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,915
Woody's my client.
580
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,619
Mm-hmm, I'm here for my client.
581
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,223
Your client? He's retiring.
582
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:08,426
Well, part of him
is, part of him isn't.
583
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,463
So, shall we begin negotiations?
584
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,765
Negotiations, what negotiations?
585
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:19,104
We're thinking 40%
of Woody's deal is fair.
586
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,672
40 million dollars,
587
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,607
for an organ the size
of a London broil?
588
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,810
Where'd you get that
figure, Balls 'R Us?!
589
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:26,211
Arliss,
590
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,547
I know where that runner
up kidney is coming from.
591
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:31,783
I wonder how your
ass is gonna look
592
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,385
in that hospital gown?
593
00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:35,787
You vulture.
594
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,823
Where do you find
suits with wing holes?
595
00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:42,093
Tick-tock,
tick-tock, tick-tock...
596
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,462
So, did you hear Aunt
Jessie got pregnant again?
597
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:45,931
Oh, man!
598
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,508
I hope it's better
looking than the first kid!
599
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,202
Actually, I think he
looks a lot like you.
600
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:53,505
Gentlemen, we've reached
an agreement in principle.
601
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,673
Arliss.
602
00:22:54,739 --> 00:22:56,241
Woody, here are the terms:
603
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,577
Buzz will receive
35% of your next deal
604
00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:00,212
in return for his kidney,
605
00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,013
and an organ to be named later.
606
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,348
You okay with that, Buzz?
607
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:05,417
Are you okay with that, Woody?
608
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:08,119
No, I'm not.
609
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,323
There's one more thing I want.
610
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:17,562
Announcer: Now
batting for Los Angeles,
611
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:20,732
Buzz McGraw.
612
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,767
Look out, man, you made it.
613
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,836
You made it!
614
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,504
C'mon, Buzz!
615
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,906
Is that ambulance ready?
616
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,075
Ready and waiting.
617
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:31,621
They're settin' up
pre-op as we speak.
618
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:32,676
Shh!
619
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:35,213
My client has one at
bat and I wanna see it.
620
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,382
Strike!
621
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:42,020
Mmm, oh, Chloe!
622
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,756
You saucy little number!
623
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,157
Oh, Graham!
624
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,295
Graham, there's a
weirdo, psycho hooligan
625
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,696
on the rampage out there!
626
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,399
Oh, no, blow it out my ass!
627
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,101
He's come to get me.
628
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,438
Oh, fuck me!
629
00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,607
They found us, we gotta go!
630
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,676
Chloe: Well, can I just
take a shower first, love?
631
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,013
There's not enough
time! You have to go now!
632
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,282
- Go out the window!
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, jump!
633
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:11,917
Up and out you go.
634
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,018
Bye Graham, good luck.
635
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,019
Graham: Cheers, sweetie.
636
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,654
Hey, hey, hey, that's mine.
637
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,022
Oh, bullocks!
638
00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,391
Nope, Barney's!
639
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,330
Here you go, Kekee.
640
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,766
Enjoy the World Cup Finals.
641
00:24:27,832 --> 00:24:32,037
Gracias, it was a pleasure
doing business with you.
642
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:35,974
Hey, let's go,
c'mon, c'mon, Buzz.
643
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,709
C'mon, c'mon.
644
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:46,985
Ahhh!
645
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,789
Oh, shit.
646
00:24:50,855 --> 00:24:53,701
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Not the kidney! Not the kidney!
647
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:55,293
C'mon, kid, shake it off.
648
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,696
There goes that
deal, What's plan b?
649
00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,798
Plan b?
650
00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:02,033
(monitor beeping)
651
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,002
Get up, get up, get up,
652
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,947
- get up, get up, get up.
- My name is Arliss Michaels.
653
00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,572
I represent athletes.
654
00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:09,641
These are my stories.
655
00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:13,244
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