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♪ ♪
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Arliss (narrating):
For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy.
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(screaming)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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(water splashing)
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My name is Arliss Michaels,
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I represent athletes,
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these are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Rita, happy birthday.
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You wear these tonight,
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and I guarantee,
you're gonna be happy.
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Rose, you give
the best presents.
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I love them... candy apple red.
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You take those off, you
better be ready to play.
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(purring)
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You can't take them
off until you put them on.
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I'll be right back.
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Whoo, yeah!
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(phone ringing)
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Arliss Michaels' office.
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Arliss Michaels.
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He's not in right now,
may I take a message?
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Rita, are you sloshed already?
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Oh, it's you.
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It's my birthday,
I'm allowed a drink.
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Where are you? We're
waiting for you to cut the cake.
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Look, the game's
in double overtime.
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I don't think I'm gonna
make it back before it's over.
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Oh, that's really disappointing!
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I know, but I promised Nikki
I'd meet her after the game.
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Do me a favor, though, save
me some cake, I'm starving.
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Oh, well, we'll miss you.
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Bye.
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Ooh, I'm glad I don't
have to go to that.
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He's not coming.
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Party!
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Okay.
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- Ow!
- Excuse me.
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Sorry, there you
go, have a ball, baby!
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Whoo hoo!
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Announcer: Time out,
five seconds to play,
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the Stampede's trail by...
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Arliss: See, now
this is basketball.
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If the Rams passed the ball like
this when you played for them,
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Eric Dickerson would be
wearing a Super Bowl ring.
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- What's the matter?
- Nothing.
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It's just when you said
we're gonna watch the girls
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shake it on the hardwood,
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I thought you meant
the Laker Girls.
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Laker Girls are on the court,
what, eight minutes a game.
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These girls go wire to wire.
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Yeah, well, this guy's
gonna catch a cab.
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Eric, I'll make it up to you.
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I got tickets for the
Clippers tomorrow.
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Give Nikki the ball!
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Give Nikki the ball!
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Give Nikki the ball!
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Whoo, c'mon, Nikki!
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Man, I hope Nikki takes a shot.
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Don't worry,
Nikki'll get the ball.
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How do you know?
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There are two things
that I am sure of.
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In professional sports,
when the game's on the line,
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the coach gives the
ball to the superstar.
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And two, they put too much
salt in those French fries.
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Watch, watch, the ball comes in.
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Nikki goes around the pit,
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they quickly pass it to Nikk...
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(buzzer)
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Good thing you don't
do this for a living.
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Announcer: The Stampede thanks
you for attending tonight's game
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and reminds you that
our next home game
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will be July 23rd
against Colorado.
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Thank you.
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Tough game to lose.
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Why the hell didn't
you get the rock?
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Ask her.
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(scoffs)
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Nikki, Nikki.
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Your client doesn't
look too happy.
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No, she takes losing hard.
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And harder when she
doesn't get the ball,
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which is what you
pay her for, isn't it?
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Arliss (narrating): The life of a
sports agent is a demanding one.
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At the end of the day while
other people are winding down,
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I'm just starting up.
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(engine choking)
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck!
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(phone beeping)
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- (phone ringing)
- ♪ A little bit of Monica in my life ♪
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♪ A little of bit
Erica by my side ♪
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♪ A little bit of
Rita's all I need ♪
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♪ A little bit of
Tina's what I see ♪
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♪ A little bit of
Sandra in the sun ♪
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♪ A little bit of
Mary all night long ♪
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♪ A little bit of
Jessica here I am ♪
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♪ A little bit of you
makes me your man ♪
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Kirby: Oh, god.
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She wants me bad.
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Oh, she does not.
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She wants me
so bad it hurts, ow.
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Kirby, face it,
you're washed up.
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You're too old to fuck.
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Excuse me?
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I'm too old to...
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Fuck!
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Kiss my ass with a straw.
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Want a jump?
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- What?
- Dead battery?
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I don't know, dead car.
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Pop the hood, I'll take a look.
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Right.
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Brakes, tires... snow chains?
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Hey, aren't you the new coach...
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Phyllis, Florence...
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Francesca Pirelli.
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And you are the
legendary Arliss Michaels.
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Legendary?
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You are an avid kayaker,
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you climbed the Matterhorn,
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you volunteer 10 hours a
month at a homeless shelter,
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and you are a gourmet cook,
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Italian, your specialty.
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Must be a different
Arliss Michaels.
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There's a long piece
on sports agents
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in one of those
airline magazines.
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I read all about you.
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Journalists, you tell them
what they wanna hear.
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You know, car batteries
have been known to explode.
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You sure you know
how to use those?
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So, you remember
everything you read?
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I'm very visual, I
remembered your picture.
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Really?
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And I have a kayak,
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I've always wanted
to climb in the Alps,
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and I cook Italian, easy.
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Are you positive you've got
the positive on the positive?
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- Ow!
- (electricity sizzling)
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Geez! Ow!
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Just kidding.
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Start your car.
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It'll charge up while
you drive. Ciao.
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Hey, listen...
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can I buy you a drink?
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I mean, for popping my hood.
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No pun intended.
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Thanks, but I gotta
get something to eat.
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I can't eat before games.
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And I'm sure you're
not hungry at this hour.
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(singing in Italian)
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That guy's good.
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Yeah, he's also our waiter.
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If you want dessert, you better
hope he doesn't do an encore.
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Tell me, how do you like
coaching in the WNBA?
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I love it, apart from
the prima donnas
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who want the ball all the time.
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Prima donnas sell tickets.
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They don't win ball games.
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And winning's what
it's all about, right?
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Well, yes and no.
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Professional sports
is entertainment
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and fans pay to watch stars.
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Winning should be
entertainment enough.
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Let me tell you how I
deal with prima donnas.
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And believe me, I
deal with them a lot.
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Make them think that
they're doing it their way
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and then do it your way.
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I've been doing it
my way for 17 years.
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I've coached winners
from high school
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all the way up to Division Two.
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My ball control offense works.
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Well, let's hope it
works in the pros.
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It better, I only get one shot.
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What do you mean?
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Do you know, that not one
female coach who's been fired
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has been rehired by
another WNBA team?
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There's no "good
old gal network".
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Male coaches get recycled,
female coaches get replaced.
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All the more reason to
placate your superstars.
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We're doing fine.
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The team's way ahead of
where we were last year.
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Is this your salad or mine?
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No, go ahead, feel free.
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Buena sera, buena
sera, you enjoy, huh?
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Delicious, the
pasta e fagioli is...
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Multo terrifico.
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Bene, bene, you enjoy, huh?
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Eh, bella, hmm?
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You know, it's good,
but it's a little thick.
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If I've learned
one thing in life,
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it's tell people what
they want to hear.
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Not to brag, but I make
a kick-ass pasta e fagioli.
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Why am I not surprised
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that Francesca Pirelli makes
a kick-ass pasta e fagioli?
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So, what part of
Italy are you from?
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The southern tip, of Texas,
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which means I can also fry
up a nasty pasta armadillo.
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Pasta armadillo, is that so?
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♪ Volare ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Cantare ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Let's fly... ♪
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♪ Nel blu, dipinto di blu ♪
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♪ Felice, de stare lassu ♪
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♪ E volavo, volavo
felice piu alto del sole ♪
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Hey Paesan, I had no idea!
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♪ Mentre il mondo pian piano ♪
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♪ Spariva lontano laggiu ♪
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♪ Una musica dolce
suonava soltanto per me ♪
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♪ Volare ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Cantare ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Nel blu, dipinto di blu ♪
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♪ Felice, de stare lassu ♪
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♪ Nel blu, dipinto di blu ♪
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♪ Felice, de stare lassu ♪
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Bravo!
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(applause)
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(yawns)
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(snoring)
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(Whispering) Kirby?
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Fuck!
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Oh, please, God,
no. Please, God, no.
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Jeez. Please, God.
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C'mon in, Jose.
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Thank you.
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Can't believe I left
my plane tickets here.
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Thanks for coming early.
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No problem.
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For Jose Lima,
I'm like the Marines.
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For first one in,
last one out...
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You might need the marines.
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There's been a war in here.
258
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Man, Kirby, Kirby!
259
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,292
Shurja: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
260
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,661
Look, you even have refugees.
261
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,333
Arliss: "Arliss, very sick.
262
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,840
Food poisoning.
I'll be late - Rita."
263
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,836
I don't believe this.
264
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,005
You need a grounds
crew to drag this office.
265
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,441
(snoring)
266
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,682
Maybe he's hungry.
267
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,283
He didn't finish his cake.
268
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,219
Look at that.
269
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,287
Here you go, here you go.
270
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,089
Have some cake, there you go.
271
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,341
Good boy, good boy.
272
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,525
(chuckling)
273
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,912
Excuse me, excuse
me, excuse me...
274
00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,829
How was the party?
275
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,231
Oh.
276
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:46,865
It was good.
277
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,602
It was good, I got laid.
278
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,437
He got laid.
279
00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:52,871
I'm so glad for you.
280
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,073
Yeah, I got...
281
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:56,742
I can't remember who it was.
282
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:59,211
- But I got laid. (snickering)
- (chuckling)
283
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,546
That's all that counts.
284
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,373
Look, you wanna go
back to sleep for a while?
285
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,383
Yeah.
286
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,484
Let's go another way.
287
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,952
I want you up, washed, dressed,
288
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,363
and hygienically in
order in two minutes!
289
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:09,787
I want this office
cleaned up in 10!
290
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,657
You understand me?!
Do you understand me?!
291
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,125
Do you understand?!
292
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,162
Red, my favorite color.
293
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,031
Next time you have a
party, please call me.
294
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,066
If these used to be on a client,
295
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,168
I better not hear about it.
296
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:32,978
Hello.
297
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,613
♪ Cantare ♪
298
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,382
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
299
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,117
Who could this possibly be?
300
00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:40,052
Oh, I just wanted
to jump-start my day
301
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,654
by hearing that beautiful,
302
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,023
mellifluous, Italian
east Texan voice.
303
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,091
Well, shit, howdy, buon giorno!
304
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,060
Hot damn, bet you your ass.
305
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,295
So, I got some beans soaking.
306
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,730
Care to stop by later for
some pasta Francesca?
307
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,632
Ooh, that's me
you hear knocking.
308
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:54,699
(knocking)
309
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,702
Arliss, I cannot play
for this new coach.
310
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:58,704
Sorry.
311
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,139
Look, I gotta go.
312
00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:02,541
My number one
client just walked in.
313
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:03,609
Really, who's that?
314
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,711
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
315
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,981
Oh, someone who wants to
hear just what you're telling them.
316
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,482
That's right.
317
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,485
So, I'll see you at
7:00? 2410 Northwood.
318
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,354
Ciao.
319
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,723
Nikki, good to see you.
320
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,725
The new coach, you were saying?
321
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,660
Maybe for college she was fine.
322
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:22,861
But this is the pros.
323
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,596
She's out of her
league in this league.
324
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,599
Well, she's only been
here, what, four months?
325
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,568
Arliss, her coaching sucks.
326
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,203
We're the boringest
team in the league.
327
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,205
It's like we play
offense in slow motion.
328
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,440
I can't stand it!
329
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,117
Well, the team's ahead
of where it was last year.
330
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,876
You know that?
331
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,245
You're my client.
332
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,814
It's my job to know that.
333
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,058
So, we're in the
middle of the pack.
334
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,850
We should be
leading the conference!
335
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,753
Everyone agrees she's
not playing to our strengths.
336
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,221
I'm going to management.
337
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,056
Whoa, whoa, hold on a second!
338
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,659
Don't go to management,
let me talk to Leo.
339
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,327
I mean, that's why you hired me.
340
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,862
That's what I'm here for.
341
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,465
Fine, that's what I'm here for.
342
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,173
Hey.
343
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,642
Oh.
344
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,679
Is that your rubberband?
345
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,984
Say, did you like
your birthday present
346
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:22,654
from old, old, old Kirby?
347
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,192
I'm not sure how much
you can recall, but...
348
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,699
I don't wanna hear
one word from you!
349
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,473
You promised me that you would
have this office cleaned after my party.
350
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,441
You told me you would take
care of it! And then you didn't!
351
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,000
And now, Arliss
is furious with me.
352
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,002
Don't change the subject.
353
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,338
What subject? What
subject am I changing?
354
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,006
Go on say it, say it!
355
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,741
It's just a matter of time.
356
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,810
Nobody can resist the Kirb.
357
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,247
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
358
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:50,849
Oh, I think you do.
359
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:53,752
Oh, I know this.
360
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,654
You were plastered
on my birthday.
361
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,524
Arliss told me that he found you
passed out on Stanley's couch
362
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,292
and I left shortly
after midnight.
363
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,593
I have witnesses.
364
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,895
Oh, really?
365
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,697
Are you missing
these, perchance?
366
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,132
Oh!
367
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,935
Yes, well, maybe you'd
like me to sign them for you,
368
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,537
baby?
369
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,006
Oh, oh!
370
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:16,108
Rita, Rita!
371
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,843
It's always a bad idea, right?
372
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,746
To mix your personal
life with your business life?
373
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,414
Oh, God!
374
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,785
(Italian opera playing)
375
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:30,856
Italian cooking is
about Italian eating.
376
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:35,060
It's, it's, it's lusty, it's...
377
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,128
Sophia Loren.
378
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,565
This sexy, Italian mama,
with these big boobs
379
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,033
and she's cooking for everyone
380
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:44,136
with gobs and gobs of garlic.
381
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,772
It is about eating.
382
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,008
And not being afraid to eat.
383
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,014
Umm...
384
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,317
So, let me ask you a question.
385
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,752
What is your
favorite city in Italy?
386
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,589
Roma, Milano?
387
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,857
Vicenza?
388
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,059
I haven't been to any of them.
389
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,861
But mark my words, I will.
390
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,130
You know, it's curious.
391
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,198
What?
392
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,968
You're a very
adventurous person.
393
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,503
I mean, you wanna hike the Alps,
394
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,137
you're not afraid
of car batteries.
395
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,207
In fact, you're one of the most
fearless women I've ever met.
396
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,343
And yet...
397
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,211
And yet?
398
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,947
When it comes to coaching
your style of play is somewhat...
399
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,015
somewhat...
400
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,584
Yes?
401
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,419
Conservative?
402
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,188
I'll take that as a compliment.
403
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,290
Oh, absolutely.
404
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:39,892
Care to taste?
405
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,862
Mmm, that's good.
406
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,130
Now, while our soup simmers,
407
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:48,333
and before we add the sautéed
mushrooms to our bracciole,
408
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,371
I am going to show you my range.
409
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,275
Driving range, mountain
range, oven range?
410
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,043
C'mon.
411
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,021
Care to let one fly?
412
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,256
Oh, me? No, no.
413
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,991
Believe it or not
I'll maim something.
414
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,393
Come here.
415
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,697
Now, you have to put
your arms around me.
416
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,399
That I can do.
417
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:22,768
We put this here like this.
418
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:27,940
This is called,
"knocking the arrow up".
419
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,942
I like that.
420
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,843
Take the string with
these three fingers.
421
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:35,314
Keep your weight
evenly balanced,
422
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:40,752
you pull back just to get
a sense of the tension.
423
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,054
I'm feeling it.
424
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,191
It's only a 40-pound bow,
425
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,360
so, it's pretty light,
426
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:49,895
and...
427
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,631
- Wow!
- (target thuds)
428
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,268
That wasn't hard, was it?
429
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,104
No, "that" wasn't hard.
430
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,942
Do you remember the first
thing you ever said to me?
431
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,677
"Wanna jump?"
432
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,593
Arliss (narrating): When establishing
new business relationships,
433
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,553
I keep my mouth shut
and my eyes open.
434
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,455
I believe in a
hands-on approach.
435
00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:18,423
(phone ringing)
436
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,730
Excuse me. Arliss Michaels.
437
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,841
Hey, Arliss, hope I didn't catch
you in middle of something.
438
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,000
No, no, no.
439
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,102
You were gonna talk
to Leo about the coach?
440
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,337
- What?
- Something's gotta be done about this.
441
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:34,906
Yeah, I'm working on
the situation as we speak.
442
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,175
Thanks, Arliss, that's
what I wanna hear.
443
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,011
You're welcome.
444
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,355
What a wonderful
birthday party, Rita.
445
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,100
Sure looked like you
were enjoying yourself.
446
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,258
Yep.
447
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,593
Your cleaning lady's a riot.
448
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,029
She said every 10 years, a
mattress doubles in weight
449
00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,964
from dead dust
mites and their shit.
450
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,732
I missed that.
451
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:03,969
Well, I'm sure you didn't miss
hearing about her and Kirby.
452
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,205
Which part?
453
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,274
The part where they did
it on the Xerox machine.
454
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,611
Which part of that part?
455
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,746
The part where he was
photocopying his butt.
456
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,648
And she ended up on top of him.
457
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,850
Man, she is wild.
458
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,085
What country is she from?
459
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:23,989
Kirby fucked the cleaning lady?
460
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,258
Yeah. Then he passed out.
461
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:29,461
Meanwhile, Miss Rita slips off
her brand new birthday underwear
462
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,563
and sings a torch song into it.
463
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:32,698
Yeah.
464
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,067
I have never regretted
signing with this agency.
465
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,338
Oh, thank you, God.
466
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,941
Oh, God, thank you.
Oh, God, thank you.
467
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,976
Oh, God.
468
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,248
(knocking)
469
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,117
It's me, hi, do you
have a minute?
470
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,785
Come back for seconds?
471
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,388
I'm wondering if you're
free Saturday for brunch.
472
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,823
My parents are coming to town,
473
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,524
and I want you to meet them.
474
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,729
We've taken a big step, Kirby.
475
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,764
Now that we've
made this commitment,
476
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,833
I want to encourage
you to share with me
477
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,968
everything you're feeling.
478
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,004
If I've learned anything
from past relationships,
479
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,507
it's the value of honesty,
480
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,742
candor.
481
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,044
Don't you agree?
482
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:21,046
I...
483
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,549
How do you feel about
couples counseling?
484
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,085
Couples.
485
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:30,689
Take as much time as
you want to think about it.
486
00:21:32,657 --> 00:21:34,292
I don't want to rush you.
487
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,097
Bye.
488
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,101
Take this to the league.
489
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,604
Leo.
490
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:47,806
Nikki asked me to talk to you.
491
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,174
Arliss,
492
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,543
if this is about a
contract extension,
493
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,679
I can only give
you two more years.
494
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,657
- Only two?
- Francesca: Nikki, you're not supposed to shoot!
495
00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:58,793
- Frankly, we were hoping for more.
- (whistle blowing)
496
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,028
- Do you have a problem with that?
- Yes, I do, yes, I do!
497
00:22:01,052 --> 00:22:02,354
I have a big problem with that.
498
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,665
Nikki, if your chief goal in this
team is your individual stats,
499
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,200
then I suggest you
take up singles tennis.
500
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,535
And, I suggest you
coach 7th grade,
501
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:08,559
that's about your speed.
502
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:09,928
Just take a seat on the bench.
503
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,530
- No!
- Fine, get out.
504
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:13,841
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Leo, I don't have to put up with this.
505
00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:16,301
Ladies, ladies, if I may
be permitted to speak.
506
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,270
- What are you doing here?
- Let him talk.
507
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:19,805
C'mon, teamwork, teamwork.
508
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,516
I don't see any reason
we can't work this out.
509
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,308
You have no business being here.
510
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,376
Get out of my practice!
511
00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:26,111
Look, I'm always
happy to mediate.
512
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,646
Now, out!
513
00:22:27,712 --> 00:22:30,182
(Whispering)
I'll call you later.
514
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:33,018
Okay, everyone,
let's get back to work.
515
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:35,353
Big game tomorrow night.
516
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,626
Nice shot.
517
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,095
Oh, oh, oh, agents
aren't in season now.
518
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,569
Give me a hug, please?
519
00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:55,907
Oh, that feels good.
520
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,245
(sighs) My day
sucked, how was yours?
521
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,513
I got yelled at.
522
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,114
I'm sure you deserved it.
523
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:06,985
Well, I snuck in somewhere
I shouldn't have been
524
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,687
to catch a glimpse
of someone beautiful.
525
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,256
Really?
526
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:16,561
Francesca, what do you
say we go grab a bite?
527
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:18,597
- Okay.
- (phone ringing)
528
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,068
- Don't answer that.
- Why?
529
00:23:23,134 --> 00:23:25,503
Just don't answer
that, it's bad news.
530
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,739
How bad?
531
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:28,974
Hello.
532
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,342
Leo, hi.
533
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,682
Can I come in and
talk to you about this?
534
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,287
I see.
535
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,490
Right.
536
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,926
Fuck!
537
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,237
Look, I've already
put out feelers
538
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,529
for another job in the WNBA.
539
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:52,974
That's not gonna
happen and you know it.
540
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,333
Your fucking
client got me fired.
541
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,802
She's not my
client. I dropped her.
542
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:00,872
You dropped her?
543
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,307
An hour ago.
544
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,517
When she demanded that Leo...
545
00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,877
Fire me, fuck!
546
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,147
I'm sorry, Francesca, I tried.
547
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,454
They just don't think you're
the right coach for the job.
548
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,955
Arliss, tell me something.
549
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,256
And I want the truth.
550
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:21,092
I don't want you telling me
what you think I want to hear.
551
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,361
Promise?
552
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:25,530
Promise.
553
00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:29,634
Do you think I was the
right coach for the job?
554
00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:32,980
Oh, what difference
does it make what I think?
555
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:35,340
Tell me, the truth.
556
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,044
No, I don't.
557
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:41,313
Not for this job
with this talent.
558
00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:42,590
For many other jobs, absolutely.
559
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:43,715
Leave.
560
00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:46,885
Hold on, you already
kicked me out once today.
561
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,253
I'm not kidding, Arliss, go.
562
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,630
You asked me to
tell you the truth.
563
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,122
Get the fuck out of here!
564
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:58,630
Maybe I should give you
some space right now.
565
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:05,170
Arliss (narrating): People
always appreciate honesty.
566
00:25:05,236 --> 00:25:07,339
Truth is inherently good.
567
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,317
Francesca (voicemail): I can't
come to the phone right now.
568
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,076
- Please leave a message.
- (beep)
569
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:14,045
Look, Francesca, I know
we can work this out.
570
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:19,684
Arliss (narrating): My mediation
skills have proved invaluable
571
00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,586
in situations where conflict
572
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,788
has broken down communications.
573
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,599
Kirby, I think it's time we
check in with each other.
574
00:25:25,623 --> 00:25:26,658
Oh, I can't talk now.
575
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,026
Just a minute, I
really need you.
576
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,099
Here he is, Shurja.
577
00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:35,165
Hi, Kirby.
578
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,602
(grunts)
579
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,003
Mr. Macho cowboy boots.
580
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:43,475
Apparently on the
occasion of my birthday,
581
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,443
it was Shurja who you...
582
00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:47,579
Oh, I don't think so!
583
00:25:47,645 --> 00:25:49,080
Proof!
584
00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:52,851
Such a night, Kirby.
585
00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:54,552
So much fun, ja.
586
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,187
So much fun.
587
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,123
- First, I fuck you.
- Yeah.
588
00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,324
And then I fuck you.
589
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,725
What?
590
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,528
This a horny building,
downstairs on the 5th floor...
591
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,563
Wait a minute, Shurja,
592
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,733
did you just say
that you fucked Rita?
593
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,569
Yeah. She's a noisy one.
594
00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:15,807
Rita, maybe you two should
consider couples counseling.
595
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,876
Oh!
596
00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:22,914
This didn't happen.
597
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,658
- Deal, never happened.
- Never ever, ever, ever.
598
00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:25,683
Nope, nope, nope.
599
00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,954
(Italian opera music playing)
600
00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:31,599
Arliss (narrating): The
landscape of our dreams
601
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,292
can shift as
circumstances change.
602
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,629
What may at first be perceived
as a missed opportunity
603
00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:39,831
is sometimes the
very thing that leads us
604
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:42,534
to a dream finally realized.
605
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,169
Bene, bene!
606
00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:52,877
Arliss (narrating): There are
two things in life I know to be true.
607
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,914
The first is, don't look back.
608
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:59,284
Time spent lamenting
the past is time ill spent.
609
00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:01,186
The second is...
610
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:02,320
Oh!
611
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,456
My name is Arliss Michaels,
612
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,458
I represent athletes.
613
00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:08,626
These are my stories.
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