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♪ ♪
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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(screaming)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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♪ ♪
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ I don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ And I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter
where you go... ♪
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Nope. (sigh)
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I'll pass.
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Ronny, B.A.T.'s a good cause.
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They take care
of those old timers
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that never got a pension.
Why won't you go?
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There'll be cameras
and press and TV, right?
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- Right, it's a big party!
- (chuckle)
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Not my style.
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(music on speakers)
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You know, it wouldn't hurt
to get your face out there,
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press a little flesh.
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(sigh) Don't start with the
Hall of Fame talk, Arliss.
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Look, the election's next week.
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This is your final
year of eligibility.
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Out of sight, out of mind.
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The work should
speak for itself.
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It should!
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But sometimes it helps
to make things happen.
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It's the Hall of Fame, Arliss.
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Not some popularity contest.
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All elections are
popularity contests.
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14 times, Arliss,
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I've waited for that phone call.
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14 ti... Y-y-you know...
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No more Hall of Fame talk. Here.
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- Make yourself useful.
- Uncle Arliss,
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is my dad gonna get
into the Hall of Fame?
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Not me.
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- Hey, look who's here!
- Jan! How are you?
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Good, how are you, Arliss?
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Arliss: Oh, it's
good to see you.
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- Good to see you, too.
- Can you stay a bit?
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Well, actually, no, I'm
just here to pick up RJ.
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- Aw...
- Ready to go, sport?
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Yeah, let's jam, Mom.
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Jan: I guess we're gonna jam.
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(Jan and Arliss laugh)
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I'll bring him back
Saturday, okay?
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- Bye, Jan.
- Bye.
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- (door bells jingle)
- Great girl.
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Great girl.
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Ron, it's my party.
I want you there.
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Do it for me.
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(sigh)
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Do I have to wear a tie?
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(snickering)
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, sugar.
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- Hi, Arliss.
- Hi.
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- I'm meeting Tammy at the Marriott.
- (register opens)
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Her brother's
working happy hour.
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I need a good drink.
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I downed four margaritas
there this morning.
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I didn't even get a buzz.
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- (register bell rings)
- Ping!
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So, Arliss,
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is my old man gonna
make the Hall of Fame?
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(chuckle)
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(laughter)
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(jazz music)
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(party chatter)
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Reporter: Thanks, Dave.
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So, Winfield, I gotta ask you.
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When you get inducted
into Cooperstown,
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which team's cap
are you gonna wear?
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I mean, you got a
few to choose from.
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Few? Forget about it!
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I started with San Diego,
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went to New York,
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came back to the Angels...
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Ernie Banks!
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Mr. Cub, a man who spent
his entire career with one club.
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Loyalty is everything, Arliss.
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Then I went to Toronto.
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Then I came to the Twins.
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And then I went to Cleveland...
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Man, I wish we had free
agency when I played.
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Why, you would've left Chicago?
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No, but I'd have taken
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a whole lot more of
Mr. Wrigley's money.
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Whoa.
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- (door opening)
- (chuckling)
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Quick, shut the door.
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♪ ♪
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If you're doing what
I think you're doing...
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Move over.
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Hoo hoo, is that the judge?
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Kirby: Just like clockwork.
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Winnie, I don't think you
better look. I think it's your wife.
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Hey, at least I
know where mine is.
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Let me in, let me in.
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(party chatter)
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Man: Great to see you, Arliss.
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(jazz music)
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Thanks for coming, Ronny.
I, I... it means a lot to me.
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I was in the
neighborhood, I figured...
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- what the hell?
- (chuckle)
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Alana, you look lovely.
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Thank you.
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I feel like a martini.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Excuse me.
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Hey, Arliss, how'd you get
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all these sportswriters
to show up here?
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Uh, food, vodka, food,
bourbon, food, scotch.
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Uh, Ronny, you
know Frank Deford,
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baseball journalist
extraordinaire.
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Frank, good to see you.
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So, what's the deal?
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You're donating $100,000 of
your own money to the B.A.T.?
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That's right, I
believe in the cause.
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And, uh, Arliss, now
I believe in miracles.
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Oof! Ooh, cynicism, seriously...
You got something on your tie.
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Hoo! Go get yourself
something to eat.
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I like this material.
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Oh! (chuckle)
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- (giggle)
- (choke)
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What's in it?
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Oh! It's a... (chuckle)
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It's a blend.
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- Unbelievable.
- What?
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What? Her.
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Rita: Substance Abuse Barbie.
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I can't believe Ronny
divorced Jan to marry that.
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Excuse me, that's
a client's wife.
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I'll thank you to withhold any
more unsolicited comments.
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No matter how
accurate they might be.
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(inaudible)
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The question
isn't whether or not
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a woman will ever play
in the Major Leagues,
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but when will there be another
Major League for women?
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Let me ask you a question...
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Rita, who's that over there?
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That's Dave Winfield,
and that's Ernie Banks.
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No, no, no. Her.
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That's, uh, Megan Dowd.
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It is her, isn't it?
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What the hell is that
pain-in-the-ass troublemaker
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doing at my party?
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I invited her.
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You invited her?
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She's my Detla
Gamma sorority sister.
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You said you wanted media types.
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Media types, not media whores.
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Megan is not a media whore.
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She's a brilliant attorney
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who cares about
people, not fame.
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Well, I don't need her at
my party making speeches.
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Especially when I'm
gonna make a speech.
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Capice?
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Do you make as
much money as a man
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doing the exact same job as you?
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Megan, ix-nay on the eech-spay.
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That the boss?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh...
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(chuckle) Would you excuse me?
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I've gone on long enough.
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Besides, this evening
is about the ballplayers.
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- And Arliss Michaels.
- And Arliss Michaels.
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(chuckle) Thank you.
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Frank: If you were
to ask me to name
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the last person in the world
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who would give any
money to a charity
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the answer would be
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Arliss Michaels.
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(laughter)
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And so, ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you that most
generous person...
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Arliss Michaels.
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(applause)
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Well, much as it
pains me to say this,
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I am happy to donate this
money to such a worthy cause.
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And I will continue
to support B.A.T.
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in their noble efforts
to care for those
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forgotten pioneers of
our national pastime.
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(applause)
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And now, I must confess...
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I have an additional motive
for inviting you all here tonight.
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I'm not gonna lie to you...
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- For once.
- (laughter)
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Part of the reason
I brought you here
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was to lobby...
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for my friend,
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Ron Crandell,
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for election into baseball's
Hall of Fame. Now,
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Ronny knows nothing about this.
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I mean, if you know Ronny,
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he's not one to
blow his own horn.
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And if you're a stickler
for the numbers, no,
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he doesn't have 3,000 hits.
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He doesn't have 500 home runs.
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What he has is something that
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can't be measured by statistics.
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A work ethic.
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I mean, he wasn't flashy.
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He wasn't particularly
good with a quote.
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He was just that...
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vanishing breed
of American male.
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A man who went to work,
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day in, day out,
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kept his mouth shut,
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and did his fucking job.
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I mean, I'm sorry if I'm
getting emotional here,
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and, um, I don't mean to
embarrass any of the writers
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by telling you how to vote,
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and whether you want
him in the Hall of Fame.
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But, let me ask you
a different question.
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Would you want him on your team?
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I mean, Winfield,
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you played against
him. Game on the line.
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Who didn't you want
to see coming up to bat?
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- Ronny Crandell.
- (approving murmuring)
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Ernie, you played with
him. Game on the line.
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Who'd you want to
see the ball hit to?
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- Me!
- (laughter)
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Besides you.
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Ronny Crandell.
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(approving murmuring)
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So, I ask we all
raise a glass...
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To my friend.
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My first baseball client,
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I pay you the greatest
compliment I can.
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You played the game
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the way it was
meant to be played.
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- Here, here.
- Man: Whoa, watch it!
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- (glass breaking)
- (scream)
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Oh! Ooh!
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(gasp) I'm so sorry.
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(murmuring)
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Mixed drinks for everyone!
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(laughing)
260
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(chuckling)
261
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Here, here.
262
00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,530
I remember that
Sigma Chi Danny Elliot
263
00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,100
cramming his hand into my
pants when we danced to that.
264
00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,302
I seem to remember your
hand being down his pants.
265
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,337
- Details, details.
- (giggling)
266
00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,282
Ooh, but how about when we
closed down the student union?
267
00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,374
All the shit we caused.
268
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,742
Yeah, but we triumphed.
269
00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,510
Those cafeteria
workers unionized,
270
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,245
so I guess you
could call it our...
271
00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,380
senior class action.
272
00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:08,347
(music playing)
273
00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,049
I'm so proud of you, Megan.
274
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,584
You still fight the good fight.
275
00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:13,119
Yeah, what about you, Rita?
276
00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,620
You used to help lead the cause.
277
00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,722
Eh, y-yeah, well,
uh, who has time?
278
00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:17,957
You need to make time.
279
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,126
If you're gonna be this
way the whole afternoon,
280
00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,727
you are buying lunch.
281
00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,562
(car horn)
282
00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:25,297
Kirby: Roy, your fans pay
283
00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:28,200
top dollar to watch
a Roy Jones Jr. fight.
284
00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,635
- Yeah.
- (whiffing)
285
00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,171
Exciting. It's so
exciting, I just love it!
286
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,006
I'm not saying
it's not exciting,
287
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,241
but with effects like these,
288
00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:38,944
at least they get a little
bit more of a... show!
289
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:40,713
Kirby, these entrances
290
00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,915
are all hype. This is my show.
291
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:46,218
WCW wrestlers use
these same effects.
292
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,220
I don't wrestle, I box.
293
00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:49,688
Not wrestling, I box.
294
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,323
But with an entrance like this,
295
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,059
you could go out and crochet,
296
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,827
and the crowd'll
still go ape-shit!
297
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,471
So, what you dissin'
what I do in the ring now?
298
00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,664
Here you go, nice and shiny.
299
00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:01,100
Stanley's wing-tips,
the boss' loafers,
300
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,402
Rita's "come fuck me" pumps,
301
00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,271
and these...
302
00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:06,982
-Fountains, blind rockets,
-(imitating fireworks)
303
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,041
and for the grand finale,
304
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,609
kaiser diablo. Tff!
305
00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:11,811
(explosion imitation)
306
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,045
(chuckling)
307
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,313
Where should I put them?
308
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,448
Not here, um...
309
00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,983
Put them in the
conference room for now.
310
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,050
Okay.
311
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,120
♪ ♪
312
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,122
Ah...
313
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,291
What in the hell
is kaiser diablo?
314
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,365
(sucks air through
teeth) Oh, yes, George.
315
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,302
(humming)
316
00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:38,471
George. Yeah, baby.
317
00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:41,674
Ooh...
318
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:42,741
(screaming)
319
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,852
Arliss: Stanley, I need to...
320
00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,678
(screaming)
321
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,781
(sigh) Ronny's here.
Uh, I need the article.
322
00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,483
Ah! Article!
323
00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,618
Right... Going!
324
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:53,685
(opens door)
325
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,387
Eh, going! Right!
326
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,227
♪ ♪
327
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,195
(fuse sparking, hissing)
328
00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:06,198
"From the pen of Frank Deford.
329
00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,168
"Last night, I was
treated to the gospel
330
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,970
according to Arliss Michaels."
331
00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,036
Uh-oh.
332
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,639
"Passionately, he
raised the Holy Grail,
333
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,040
"and gave a fiery sermon on
334
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,077
"why Ron Crandell should
be in the Hall of Fame.
335
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,513
"Much as I hate to be
swayed by an agent,
336
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,549
"I have to admit, I was...
337
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,520
"Michaels delivered a
compelling argument for Crandell,
338
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:30,856
"and I am now convinced
he belongs in Cooperstown.
339
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:34,360
"I urge my fellow
baseball writers to join me
340
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:37,596
"in finally recognizing
the unheralded career
341
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,199
of a great athlete."
342
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,835
♪ ♪
343
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,303
Arliss...
344
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,172
I don't wanna jinx it,
345
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,073
but if I do get in,
346
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,409
I want you to introduce
me at Cooperstown.
347
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,980
You want me... Cooperstown.
348
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:59,118
Well, hell, I took a chance
on you 23 years ago.
349
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,120
Maybe by now,
you can get it right.
350
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,824
I'd, I'd be honored.
351
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,393
(fireworks going off)
352
00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:08,727
Holy shit!
353
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:12,831
(rockabilly music)
354
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,900
Sorry, only got one.
355
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,101
Get over here!
356
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,537
(firework whistling)
357
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:19,605
Arliss: What is it?
358
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:20,706
(yelling)
359
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,575
Looks like fireworks.
360
00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,144
Quick, gimme the vest!
361
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,113
(screaming)
362
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,616
(music continues)
363
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,685
(explosions)
364
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:33,852
(scream)
365
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:38,224
(explosions)
366
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,693
(fire extinguisher roar)
367
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,728
(police radio)
368
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,264
Shit, I'm still on probation.
369
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,599
Over here, officer, right here!
370
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:47,600
Kirby: Fuck me!
371
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,867
- Ronny Crandell?
- Hey.
372
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,145
You're under
arrest. Turn around,
373
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,637
and put your hands
behind your back.
374
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,105
(chuckle) All right, Arliss,
375
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,473
where's the stripper?
376
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,708
Officer, what's this about?
377
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,786
A complaint was filed by
Alana Crandell this morning,
378
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,144
charging him with spousal abuse.
379
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,312
This is horse shit!
380
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,815
Ronny, don't speak,
not a word. Officers, um...
381
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,149
Are the cuffs necessary?
382
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,051
It's a felony. He
wears the bracelets.
383
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,554
Can we take the stairs? Please?
384
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,290
Why not? We
could use the cardio.
385
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,867
- (radio static)
- It's T-38 to dispatch.
386
00:13:12,891 --> 00:13:14,502
We're taking the stairs.
Bring the cars around,
387
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:15,561
and get him outta here.
388
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,862
Ronny, don't say anything.
389
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,532
So, at the risk of
starting something,
390
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,401
what are the chances
of getting some...
391
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,236
female athletes to
become more active?
392
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,106
Megan, female athletes
are already extremely active.
393
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,683
You know, you could
do some great networking
394
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:29,707
from your vantage point.
395
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,676
Wait, let me pack a bag
396
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,183
'cause I feel a
guilt trip coming on.
397
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,013
(cars pulling up)
398
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,079
(police radio chatter)
399
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,358
Arliss, you were
with us last night.
400
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,516
Ronny, Ronny, don't talk!
401
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,160
I'll get the lawyer, I'll
meet you at the station.
402
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:40,653
Just let me take
care of this, okay?
403
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:41,720
Ronny: All right.
404
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,322
Goddamn bitch!
405
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,490
(car doors slam)
406
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,394
Arliss, was that Ronny?
407
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,396
Where the hell have you been?
408
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,132
Say goodbye. We're
in a two-minute drill.
409
00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:55,234
- Megan, I gotta go.
- What's going on?
410
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,468
I'll call you later.
411
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,171
- (door slams)
- Okay, what's he got?
412
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,640
There's 700,000 in Ronny's
discretionary account.
413
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:03,509
Okay, I want to protect it.
414
00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:05,854
He gave just about everything
to Jan in the first divorce.
415
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,422
I don't want this woman
getting what's left.
416
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,182
The only way to protect that
money is to hide it in a place
417
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,351
where even if they can
find it, they can't touch it.
418
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,353
- (spray bottle spraying)
- Caymans?
419
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,354
(Caribbean music)
420
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,523
(Cayman accent) Yeah, mon.
421
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:18,857
We'll need a mule.
422
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,331
Ah!
423
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,000
You should've shaved.
424
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,268
I can't do this.
425
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,536
Quit whining.
426
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:31,804
No...
427
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,273
I always get searched,
I fit the profile.
428
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,574
You leave in two hours.
429
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:36,575
Oh, boss.
430
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:37,843
Please don't make me do this.
431
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,679
I get paranoid, I start
to sweat, I'll get caught.
432
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:41,847
You leave in two hours,
433
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,692
or you will pay for every
fucking bit of damage
434
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,217
in this fucking office.
435
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,644
Call me when you
get off the plane.
436
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,155
You should've shaved.
437
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,582
- (tape ripping)
- (phones ringing)
438
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:52,891
Shit.
439
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,193
Here they come.
440
00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:56,128
- Did you have to get Shapiro?
- Quiet.
441
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,330
Okay, we posted bail.
442
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,398
$50,000.
443
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,367
I'm gonna be meeting
with the District Attorney
444
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,869
and see if we can get
him not to file charges.
445
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,447
Okay, great, thanks,
Bobby, I appreciate it.
446
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,605
- You're welcome.
- Yeah.
447
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,149
By the way, you know
that money I owe you
448
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,173
on the Trinidad fight?
449
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,342
Yeah?
450
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,744
We're even.
451
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,022
Rita, why don't
you call the office?
452
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,323
Tell them we're on
our way. Let's go.
453
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,949
Listen, Arliss.
454
00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:19,284
I swear to you,
on my kid's life,
455
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,153
I never raised a hand...
456
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,300
Stop it, okay? Just stop it.
457
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:25,057
No, no, I want you
to know I would never,
458
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,558
never, ever strike a woman.
459
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,694
Ronny, how long
have I known you?
460
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,163
- (sigh)
- I already know, okay?
461
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,765
Let's go. Anything else?
462
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,933
Yeah, did you
have to get Shapiro?
463
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,780
Arliss, I ain't never been arrested
for so much as a traffic ticket...
464
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,407
These so-called role models
are not gonna get away
465
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:42,550
with domestic violence anymore.
466
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,109
Reporter: There
he is, there he is.
467
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,210
(indistinct chatter)
468
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,421
Arliss: Okay,
straight to the car.
469
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,547
We are shocked, outraged,
and deeply troubled
470
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,349
at these totally
unfounded allegations.
471
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,784
Unfounded allegations?
472
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,385
Is this an unfounded allegation?
473
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,521
It's an allegation of
falling down drunk.
474
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,588
(crying)
475
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,956
Rita, let's go.
476
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,168
Rita, Rita! Listen, we have no
statement to make at this time
477
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,527
and the facts will
come out later.
478
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,694
(turns off TV)
479
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,799
Your sorority sister
480
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:09,067
just destroyed a
good man's dream.
481
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:12,905
Sorry, I had no idea
what she was up to.
482
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:13,971
Yeah?
483
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,541
Well, I blame you for this.
484
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,177
Me?
485
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,678
I didn't beat anyone up.
486
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,514
Don't ever say that again.
487
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,049
Did you see the bruises?
488
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,851
Yeah, I also saw her apologize
489
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,486
to a parking meter!
He's innocent!
490
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,555
(scoff) Yeah,
they're all innocent.
491
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,790
I've known this man
492
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,358
for over half my life,
493
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,827
and I'm telling
you he didn't do it!
494
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,261
Why, because he's your friend?
495
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,230
You're goddamn right
because he's my friend!
496
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,666
How do you really
know he didn't do it?
497
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,568
Because he was with me.
498
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,504
Jan.
499
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,039
W-what's going on?
500
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,308
I, um...
501
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,210
I insisted we come.
502
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,179
Ron?
503
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,849
(sigh) For the past, uh,
three months, we've been...
504
00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:58,793
we've been seeing each other.
505
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,186
We're talking about
getting back together.
506
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,288
That's great.
507
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,756
I mean, that's terrific.
508
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,092
Last night, uh,
509
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,927
after I put Alana to bed,
510
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:10,905
I had to carry her upstairs,
511
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,164
she was so drunk...
512
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,398
He came over to my house.
513
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,100
Ronny: She must have found out,
514
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,969
and she went nuts.
515
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,004
(sigh)
516
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,106
Why didn't you tell
all this to the police?
517
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,675
Arliss, we were
committing adultery.
518
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,221
I didn't want anything
to hurt Ron's chances
519
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,813
of getting in the Hall.
520
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,550
I know how much it means to him.
521
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,419
E-excuse me, please.
522
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,055
♪ ♪
523
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,457
- (door opens)
- Arliss...
524
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,727
I'm, I'm really...
525
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,061
I'm really sorry.
526
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,698
I-I know how hard
you work for me.
527
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,570
Hold on, we're not dead yet.
528
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,573
P.A. System: Your attention,
please. Announcing general...
529
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,675
TSA Officer: Step forward.
530
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,210
♪ ♪
531
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,045
- (coins jangling)
- Step forward.
532
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,281
- (dog barking)
- Step forward.
533
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:03,448
Step forward.
534
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,051
- (jangling continues)
- Step forward.
535
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,819
- (barking continues)
- Step forward.
536
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:08,987
Step forward.
537
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,657
We have a visual on
the suspect at this time.
538
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:12,758
(barking)
539
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:13,759
Step forward.
540
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:14,826
(guns cocking)
541
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,495
♪ ♪
542
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,767
(music on P.A.)
543
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,702
Uh! Uh?
544
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,337
P.A.: Your attention, please...
545
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,974
This is the final boarding
call for Cayman Air Flight 17.
546
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,110
(nervous chuckle)
547
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,346
No...
548
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,647
(gasp) These are sexy.
549
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,116
How about these? These
look kinda Jackie O, right?
550
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,527
- Oh, yeah.
- Two minutes, Ms. Dowd.
551
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,552
- Thank you.
- Ooh!
552
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,729
I have to pee, I have to pee.
553
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,388
(reporters chattering)
554
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,058
Ah! Rita, I'm glad you came.
555
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,159
Shouldn't she be home?
556
00:18:47,225 --> 00:18:48,527
We need her visible.
557
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,762
It's better if you can put a
face on domestic violence.
558
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,130
You could've warned me.
559
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,066
That circus almost
cost me my job.
560
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,467
I'm sorry,
561
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,002
I know I put you
in the line of fire,
562
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,170
there just wasn't time.
563
00:18:58,236 --> 00:19:00,005
Wasn't time? You're my friend,
564
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,273
you could've made time.
565
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,217
I was afraid that you might
try and talk me out of it,
566
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:04,810
and I couldn't let that happen.
567
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,445
C'mon, Rita,
568
00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:08,680
you and I both know
that athletes are notorious
569
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,848
for abusing their women.
570
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,250
Megan, he didn't abuse her.
571
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,219
- How do you know?
- He can prove it.
572
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,454
(scoff) And you buy that?
573
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,888
I do.
574
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,657
Ready.
575
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,492
Uh, just a second.
576
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:23,929
(sigh)
577
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,996
(door shuts)
578
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,298
Maybe you're right.
579
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,201
Maybe he didn't do it.
580
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,969
But this is a
wonderful opportunity
581
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,605
to educate the public
about domestic violence.
582
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,706
You have got to stop.
583
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,408
Sometimes you gotta
make things happen.
584
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,144
You are sacrificing
an innocent man!
585
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,882
For the sake of
the greater good,
586
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:48,286
sometimes you
gotta make sacrifices.
587
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,421
(door opens)
588
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,590
Megan.
589
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,025
(reporters chattering)
590
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,626
C'mon, Rita.
591
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,762
Come with me,
stand next to me, Rita.
592
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:00,766
(inaudible)
593
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,034
Reporters: Ms. Dowd!
594
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,138
Megan: The American male
athlete thinks he's invincible.
595
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,749
Hi again, everyone,
welcome to the show.
596
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,341
I'm Gary Miller, and
we're very pleased
597
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,809
to welcome in
for the first time,
598
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,645
Six-time All-Star Ronny
Crandell. Ronny, welcome.
599
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,124
- Thanks, Gary.
- Ronny, let's get right to it.
600
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,483
This morning the police
come and arrest you.
601
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,761
Just a little over an hour ago,
602
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,119
all the charges are dropped,
603
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,789
and all this on the eve of
the Hall of Fame election.
604
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,691
Do you think it's gonna
affect your chances?
605
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,163
Uh... yeah, probably.
606
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,366
A lot of people say that, um,
607
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,535
Hall-of-Famers should be judged,
608
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:37,669
um...
609
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,939
like, solely by his, his
on-field, uh, performance
610
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,175
but I... I don't agree. I...
611
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,244
To me, there's a
lot more to, uh, um...
612
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:49,214
a player than, than
just his game. Um...
613
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,916
On my...
614
00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:52,951
scorecard, um...
615
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,821
character is...
616
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,256
is a lot more important
than a batting average.
617
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:01,226
You know, the commitment
it takes to play 162 games,
618
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,828
tha... tha... that's nothing
619
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:05,263
compared to the
commitment it takes to be a,
620
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,799
a loving husband and a father.
621
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,068
Regardless of your innocence,
622
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:12,871
charges like this can
stain a reputation forever.
623
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,673
Are you bitter about
all this that happened?
624
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,341
Oh, uh, uh, no, no, no...
625
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,943
I ca... I can't be bitter.
626
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:20,812
I mean, I have, I
got a terrific son.
627
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,048
Uh, I got a woman who loves me.
628
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,850
I got loyal and...
629
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,952
and devoted friends. Um,
630
00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:28,720
and, I don't know,
631
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,722
what more could a man want?
632
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:33,959
Gary: We'll be right back.
633
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:38,530
Arliss, if anyone can
pull this off, it's you.
634
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,098
I don't know, I don't know.
635
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:41,366
I do know the biggest mistake
636
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,702
he ever made was
letting you go, Jan.
637
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:46,471
I am so glad the two of you
are getting back together again.
638
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:49,074
We're not getting
back together, Arliss.
639
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,342
Wha...
640
00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:51,910
You just said...
641
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,645
What's that old saying?
642
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,113
"Fool me once,
643
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,681
"shame on you.
644
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,550
"Fool me twice,
645
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,152
shame on me."
646
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,953
♪ ♪
647
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,221
I don't get it.
648
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,792
Alana didn't get those
bruises falling down.
649
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,262
You're a clever man, Arliss.
650
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,999
Why do you think he
never contested my divorce?
651
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:20,205
What are you saying?
652
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,175
Don't make me spell it out.
653
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:25,744
Let's just say I'd
rather have Ronny Jr.
654
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:28,046
Be the son of a Hall-of-Famer
655
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,749
than the son of
a convicted felon.
656
00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:35,020
I don't believe it.
657
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:37,656
No.
658
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,559
He knew you wouldn't.
659
00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:45,463
♪ ♪
660
00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:00,612
This was the scene earlier today
at the Crandell Hardware store,
661
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,981
as Ronny Crandell, by
the smallest of margins,
662
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,083
was elected into
Baseball's Hall of Fame.
663
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,785
Ronny: Yes, Mr. Commissioner.
664
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,520
Congratulations, buddy.
665
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,757
Thank you, sir. Thank
you. This is... It's...
666
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:13,892
It's a very great honor.
667
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,393
- (sigh)
- (shuts off TV)
668
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,633
Kirby!
669
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,369
Where the hell is the
full bottle of Ketel One?
670
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:25,637
Arliss!
671
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:28,273
I've left six messages, boy!
672
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,742
I've been trying to get
in touch with you all day!
673
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:33,645
Oh, sorry, I've been swamped.
674
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,614
Hey, boss, I
didn't touch your...
675
00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:38,817
(laugh) Ronny, congratulations!
676
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,018
Hey thanks, Kirby. (laugh)
677
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,319
Ow!
678
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:42,386
Sore chest.
679
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,722
I should've shaved.
680
00:23:43,788 --> 00:23:45,924
So, uh, glad things worked
out with you and Alana.
681
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:47,959
Ronny: What are
you talking about?
682
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,929
Uh, Arliss told me to
redeposit the money
683
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:53,398
back into yours
and Alana's account.
684
00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,100
Our, our joint account?
685
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,135
- We're getting divorced!
- Uh...
686
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,304
Kirby, give us a minute.
687
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,041
What happened?
688
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,409
(sigh) Uh,
689
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,811
Kirby called me as soon
as he get off the plane.
690
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,213
Uh, he felt it was
too dangerous,
691
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,482
so I told him not to
take any chances,
692
00:24:10,548 --> 00:24:12,150
and to come right back.
693
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:13,217
You understand.
694
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,720
That means Alana gets half.
695
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:16,955
♪ ♪
696
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,456
That's right.
697
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:24,296
Oh hell, I'm not gonna let
anything upset me today!
698
00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:27,032
Save the date, July 9th.
699
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,600
Cooperstown, Arliss!
700
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,602
Cooperstown! (laughing)
701
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:34,239
Oh, you're not gonna
believe this. Um...
702
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,107
I'm unavailable July 9th.
703
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,019
What do you mean unavailable?
704
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,744
Whatever it is, get out of it!
705
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,180
This is the Hall, baby!
706
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:45,083
I don't think I'll
be able to do that.
707
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,320
♪ ♪
708
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,491
Oh.
709
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:54,759
Uh-huh.
710
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,162
I see.
711
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:03,902
Oh...
712
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,503
Uh...
713
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:07,639
RJ wants his
Uncle Arliss to know
714
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,141
that he got a
scholarship to USC.
715
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,444
I'm happy for him.
716
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,281
Guess he's gonna carry
on the Crandell tradition.
717
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:18,883
Let's hope not.
718
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:40,572
(Bonnie Raitt's "Nick
Of Time" playing)
719
00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:54,452
I remember being at
the Grammy Awards
720
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:55,954
the year this song won.
721
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,456
I had a client who had a
thing for Debbie Gibson.
722
00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:01,026
(sigh) 1988.
723
00:26:01,926 --> 00:26:03,962
1989.
724
00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,563
'89, you sure?
725
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:07,866
Senior year.
726
00:26:07,932 --> 00:26:09,067
It's the only CD we had
727
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,202
when we took over
the student union.
728
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:14,906
Megan and I spent the
night sleeping on the floor,
729
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,109
wrapped up in our
protest banners.
730
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:21,613
She was my hero.
731
00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:23,448
I thought she could do no wrong.
732
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:26,151
♪ And still she can't decide ♪
733
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,619
Sometimes you think
you know people,
734
00:26:27,685 --> 00:26:29,087
but you don't.
735
00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:31,756
It happens.
736
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,592
Still surprises.
737
00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:37,495
♪ She's scared ♪
738
00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,164
You wanna watch the judge?
739
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,134
Sure.
740
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:47,072
♪ I see my folks,
they're getting old ♪
741
00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:50,442
♪ And I watch their
bodies change ♪
742
00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:51,876
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
743
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,946
♪ I know they see
the same in me ♪
744
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:58,850
♪ And it makes us
both feel strange ♪
745
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,118
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
746
00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,420
♪ No matter how you tell... ♪
747
00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:03,922
My name is Arliss Michaels.
748
00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:04,988
- Ow!
- Ow!
749
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,858
I represent athletes.
750
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,726
These are my stories.
751
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,262
♪ Those eyes are
pretty hard to take ♪
752
00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:15,133
♪ When they're
staring back at you ♪
753
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,002
♪ ♪
754
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:21,473
♪ Scared to run out of time ♪
755
00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:24,509
♪ ♪
756
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:28,513
♪ When did the
choices get so hard? ♪
757
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:32,851
♪ With so much more at stake ♪
758
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,553
♪ Life gets mighty precious ♪
759
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:41,626
♪ When there's
less of it to waste ♪
760
00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:44,729
(humming)
761
00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:48,800
(humming continues)
762
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:54,239
♪ Scared to run out of time ♪
763
00:27:57,175 --> 00:28:00,645
♪ Just when I thought
I'd had enough ♪
764
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,048
♪ And all my tears were shed ♪
765
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,216
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
766
00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:08,253
♪ No promise left unbroken ♪
767
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:12,190
♪ There were no
painful words unsaid ♪
768
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:16,261
♪ You came along and showed me ♪
769
00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:20,165
♪ How to leave it all behind ♪
770
00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:21,432
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
771
00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:24,402
♪ You opened up my heart again ♪
772
00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:28,506
♪ And then, much
to my surprise ♪
773
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:31,309
♪ I found my love, baby ♪
774
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,479
♪ Love in the nick of time ♪
775
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,781
♪ Love in the nick ♪
776
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:38,416
♪ I found love... ♪
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