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(dramatic music plays)
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them.
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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(water splashes)
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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♪ ♪
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me? ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me? ♪
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.♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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- (men laugh)
- Stanley: "And now,
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Playing for Los Angeles..."
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"Rico Rosa!
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Big man, shortstop."
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Oh, Rupert'll love this!
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Acquiring Rico Rosa
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will help the Fox family.
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Not only on the field,
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but also on the Street.
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Arliss, we want Rico,
but we don't want you
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to use us as leverage
to start a bidding war.
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Bidding war? Please!
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I'm not gonna
have a bidding war.
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I just wanna go to your stadium,
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kick back and hear...
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"Now, playing for Anaheim..."
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"Rico Rosa!
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Big man, shortstop."
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Oh, Michael is gonna love this!
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Acquiring Rico Rosa
will help the Disney family.
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Not only on the field,
but also on the Street.
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So, are you sure Rico's
gonna leave Kansas City?
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After playing five years under
Helga Krupp, wouldn't you?
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When the hell is baseball
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gonna make that crazy
old broad sell the team?
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Yeah.
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Stanley: If Anaheim
signs Rico Rosa,
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they'll be naming the eighth
dwarf after him... Money.
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So, Arliss, what's it
gonna take to hear...
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"Now playing for Atlanta..."
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"Rico Rosa!
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Big man, shortstop."
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(Stanley humming)
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Ted is gonna love this.
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Arliss, we go four
years, 30 million.
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30 million? I can't
go back to my client
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with an offer like
that! He'll be offended!
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Your client has
spent his whole career
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playing under that
bigoted, ignorant,
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vodka-swilling Helga Krupp.
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What could possibly
offend him, huh?
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Look, make it 40 million.
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I mean, $40 million,
remember, acquiring Rico Rosa,
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will not only help the
Time-Warner family
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on the field, but also...
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(narrates) A player's career
can be made or broken
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- Come on.
- Depending on his comfort level with his team.
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- Say 40 million.
- F-f-fo-f-f...
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(Arliss narrates) It's
an agent's responsibility
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to find his client
the perfect fit.
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(phone ringing)
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Mmm! They feel great!
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I stretch them for you.
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I use mink oil.
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Thank you, Kekee.
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I leave this with you.
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Remember, always
choose mink oil on ostrich.
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Whoa, ostrich and mink oil.
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Oh, yeah, you love
the little animals.
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Yes, I do, now, give it back!
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How many minx you
think are in every can?
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- Give it back!
- Hello, Team Strike Force!
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No bickering!
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Tomorrow night are the finals.
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We need the right attitude
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to roll over those
leeches at CAA!
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And roll into $10,000!
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So, let's lift each other up.
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Yeah, well, who lifts candy-arm?
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Arliss, we drag.
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What if he chokes again
like he did last year?
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He didn't choke,
he rolled a solid 86.
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We'd win this thing
if it wasn't for him.
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(cheering)
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Team Strike Force!
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(men laugh)
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Hey, so, what time is
the finals tomorrow night?
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- 8:00, 8:30-ish.
- 11:00.
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- 6:00.
- Is that tomorrow?
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- Okay.
- Rita: Oh, by the way...
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Helga called twice
when you were inside.
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She's in town.
She wants to talk.
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Thank you. I feel hot
for tomorrow night.
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(laughs) Hot!
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- Aren't you gonna call her back?
- Of course.
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I see a 200 game.
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Ooh, 200!
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After you make a deal
with another team?
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- Of course.
- That's sexism!
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No, that's capitalism.
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It's because she's
woman. If she was a man...
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Someone would have
decked her ass long ago.
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But Helga doesn't
have the media empire
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to help her buy a championship.
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That's right, she
doesn't. I wish she did.
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I wish she had all the
money in the world.
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It would make our
job a whole lot easier.
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But, she doesn't!
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Woman: Out of the way, please.
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- Out of the way.
- (dog pants)
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Look, let's look at
the options practically.
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Woman: Please get
out of the way, sir.
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Did you hear me? Move it!
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Time-Warner, Disney,
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Fox, Helga.
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Duh!
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Helga: Stay back! Out of my way!
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Who should we spend the
majority of our time with?
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Besides the fact,
she's put her foot
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in her mouth so many times
she's got athlete's tongue!
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Helga Krupp is an uncouth,
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bigoted, alcoholic...
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(Helga laughing)
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and one of my dearest
friends in sports.
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(dog growling)
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Don't worry. I'm
the one who bites.
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(chuckles)
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Helga Krupp, to what
do I owe this pleasure?
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You, not returning
my phone calls.
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I never got the message.
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In a pig's valise!
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Miss Krupp, may I... (chuckles)
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may I say that, as a woman
in a predominantly male world,
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I greatly admire all that
you've accomplished.
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Do me a favor.
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You people are great with math.
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I just put seven quarters
in the meter out front.
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How much time do I have?
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♪ ♪
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Oh!
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Boy!
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That was a long trip,
how's about a vodka tonic?
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I'd love one!
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Not too much ice, sugar.
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Helga, why don't you come
into my office? Let's talk there.
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Sh, Turk, stay, stay, boy.
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So, what can I do for you?
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You have been trotting
Rico Rosa around
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like a blue ribbon hog.
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I have done no...
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Sugar, I have been the only
gal in that league for forever.
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I know when the boys
are playing without me.
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Rico started in KC,
he's gonna stay in KC.
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Mrs. Krupp, Rico is a free
agent. He can play anywhere.
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Hard cheese to that, honey.
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Now, why don't you
and I just settle this thing?
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Let's see, last year we
paid him $2.7 million.
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I'll raise it to four.
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Four million dollars?
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With an option year.
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(chuckles) Mrs. Krupp,
we have other offers
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that are considerably higher.
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Four million dollars
is a lot of money.
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You know, when we found Rico,
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he was living with 11
brothers in one room?
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Those Latin people can do that.
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Rita: Oh, no! Oh, no!
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What the hell was that?
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Go away! Go away,
you fucking stupid beast!
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Hey! Stop that!
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What kind of a person
berates an animal?
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A person who's got her shoes...
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(splats)
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(sobs)
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peed on!
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I have said my
peace, Mr. Michaels.
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Next time I expect the courtesy
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of a return phone call.
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Come on, Turk.
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(whimpers)
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Come on, baby. Out of my way!
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- (mocks)
- Move it, move it, move it!
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(car honks)
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(speaking Spanish)
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The money's about the
same for all three teams...
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Four years, 40 million.
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The difference is
in their subsidiaries.
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Atlanta will throw in
your own pilot on the WB,
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Anaheim will give you a
lifetime pass to Euro Disney,
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and Los Angeles will give you
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a bit part in "Revenge
of the Phantom Menace
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as It Strikes Back,
Yet Again, Part 2B."
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Actually, I've... I've
changed my mind.
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I really don't
wanna go anywhere.
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What are you talking about?
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I wanna stay where I am.
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You want to stay in Kansas City?
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Yeah, my daughter.
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My ex-wife, she has
custody of her, so.
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She won't leave Kansas City,
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so I won't leave Kansas City.
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I understand that,
but Helga will only pay
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half of what the
others are offering.
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Then get half.
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Half of what?
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- Get 20 million.
- No, no, you misunderstood me.
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No, I heard you,
you said 20 million.
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- I know what I said, but...
- My daughter's there, okay?
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I'm staying there.
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♪ ♪
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20 million's a lot of money.
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- I know it's a lot of money.
- Get 20 million.
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From Helga?
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(narrates) As fans, we
care about traditions.
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The players and teams we like
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are the ones that
remain grounded.
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Man on phone: Helga!
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Honey, it's the
hall of fame people
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that are supposed to pay
for George Brett's room
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in Cooperstown,
not the ball club.
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But, Helga, the team that
has a player being inducted
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usually pays for the
hotel rooms as a courtesy.
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Ken...
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No, no, this is George.
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George, honey, I'm
not a travel agent.
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Isn't it enough
that you got elected
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to the Hall of Fame?
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Sorry to interrupt. George!
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Who's this?
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Arliss.
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- Arliss who?
- Michaels.
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What the hell do you want?
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I just wanna tell you, from
the bottom of my heart,
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- how impressed I...
- (phone beeps)
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Long distance.
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Excuse me, Mrs. Krupp,
I'd like to get this done.
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- I have somewhere to go.
- Excuse you?
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You're not the only pebble
on the beach, Mr. Michaels.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
257
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,256
I'm working like a cooly
258
00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:51,957
getting ready for
baseball season,
259
00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,059
so just hold your water.
260
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,176
(toy squeaking)
261
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,227
(footsteps approach)
262
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,129
I have Turk's dinner.
263
00:09:57,196 --> 00:10:00,299
You know Marty Bullock,
Director of Baseball Operations.
264
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,636
- Hey. Yeah.
- Is it lukewarm? He likes it lukewarm.
265
00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:05,438
It's lukewarm. (sighs)
266
00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:07,139
Mrs. Krupp, we need to talk
267
00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,374
about "Light It Up" night.
268
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,484
What's the matter, sweetie?
269
00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,943
We're not giving
away whole packs,
270
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,144
just single cigarettes.
271
00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:14,246
Everyone is gonna fire up a butt
272
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,015
during the seventh
inning stretch.
273
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,250
Won't that make a
breathtaking sight?
274
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,753
- Yeah, I really need to...
- Mrs. Krupp, it's the league.
275
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,988
They take a dim view of smoking.
276
00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,323
It's bad for you.
277
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,591
Bad for you?
278
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,960
Listen, honey, when
they stop serving
279
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,762
snout-and-hoof
franks in ballparks,
280
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,230
they can talk to me.
281
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,732
Meanwhile, I'm trying
to run a baseball team
282
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,035
that doesn't charge a
king's ransom for a seat.
283
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,271
Just tell the
league to go fry ice.
284
00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:41,040
Fry ice, right.
285
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,342
Mrs. Krupp, look, I'd
like to get this done.
286
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,344
- I have to be some...
- (clock barking)
287
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:46,946
(bell chimes)
288
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,481
I'm a busy woman, Mr. Michaels,
289
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,249
so, if you wanna talk to me,
290
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,717
you have to keep up.
291
00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:52,785
Where you going?
292
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:55,387
C'mon, Turk.
C'mon, baby, let's go.
293
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:57,156
- Here we go. Come on.
- Hold on, hold on.
294
00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:01,994
Marty, make sure the heat
is down to 50 by 6:00 p.m.
295
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,463
Anybody works late
can wear a sweater.
296
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,532
Yes, Mrs. Krupp,
have a nice night.
297
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,901
Oh, thank you. Come
along, Mr. Michaels.
298
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,138
Where are we going?
299
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:14,673
You and I are
dining out, my treat.
300
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,509
You can leave the tip.
301
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:17,576
Tip?
302
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,379
(Muzak playing)
303
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,682
Oh, well, I'll get
the short stack
304
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,851
with the house burgundy,
305
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:28,220
and don't forget
the senior discount.
306
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:31,857
They make a wonderful
sticky bun here, Mr. Michaels.
307
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,692
Great. Nothing for me.
308
00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,028
Look, four years, 20 million.
309
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,164
That's half price for Rico Rosa.
310
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,965
(laughs) Oh, sweetie,
311
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,435
you've got me confused
with one of those big networks.
312
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,104
My father, God rest his soul,
313
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,206
before he owned the team,
314
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,008
he owned hardware stores,
315
00:11:49,074 --> 00:11:51,844
specializing in
fireplace accessories.
316
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,280
Really? You know, $20 million,
317
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,949
I mean, that's a
deal, that's a bargain!
318
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,151
- Think of it as a long-term investment.
- Mmm.
319
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,686
Miss... Miss Krupp,
320
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,022
may I please have
your autograph?
321
00:12:03,088 --> 00:12:04,466
Oh, sure, sweetie.
What's your name?
322
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,658
Joey.
323
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,928
Alright, here you go, sweetie.
324
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,463
Here you are, darlin'.
325
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:12,631
Thank you.
326
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:16,235
(laughs) They say
I'm bad for the game.
327
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,270
It's not me that's
bad for the game,
328
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:19,672
it's you people.
329
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,274
"You people"? Excuse me?
330
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,678
Let's face facts, Mr. Michaels.
331
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,214
Your type people sure are smart,
332
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,815
but you're pretty ruthless, too.
333
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,318
That's it, that's it, I don't
need anymore of this.
334
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:33,962
You know, I'm tired
of your ethnic slurs.
335
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,621
"Ethnic slurs"?
336
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,057
I'm talking about sports agents!
337
00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:39,558
(phone dials)
338
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,827
But then again,
if the shoe fits.
339
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:46,398
Sal, Sal, I want wheels
up in half an hour.
340
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,367
- That's right, ha...
- ♪ ♪
341
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,635
What do you mean there's fog?
342
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:53,005
(laughs) You're lucky
it isn't snow, sweetie.
343
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,775
In another month, it'll be
ass high on a tall Indian!
344
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,812
Well, you got radar!
Just use it! (mumbles)
345
00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,289
Man, I gotta be back
for the tournament.
346
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,657
They don't stand a
chance without me.
347
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,081
- (laughs)
- There's gotta be a way!
348
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,585
There... there's got...
349
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,656
- Yeah, fine.
- (beeps)
350
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,594
Sweetie, I'll have a
refresher on the red.
351
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,864
Are you sure I can't
entice you, Mr. Michaels?
352
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,668
What is it?
353
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,604
Dog piss, it takes
a while to clean.
354
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,306
I will try to get them to you.
355
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,874
If not, you can
always rent shoes.
356
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,476
Rent shoes? Oh, no, thank you.
357
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,910
I don't need foot syphilis.
358
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,989
Could you just bring them to the
Wilshire Bowl-O-Rama tonight?
359
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,790
- Take Santa Monica to...
- I know where it is.
360
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,049
Thanks, Kekee.
361
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:40,019
Get this! Arliss is stuck in
the fog with Helga Krupp!
362
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,420
Hee-hee, there is karma!
363
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,755
Oh, my god, that means...
364
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,623
If we can find a
ringer to replace him,
365
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,991
ten grand is in the bag.
366
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:50,596
But, it has to be a
client or an employee.
367
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,932
(rock music plays)
368
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,268
So, Pete Sampras, you
gonna be the missing link
369
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,503
on the AMM bowling team?
370
00:13:57,569 --> 00:13:59,405
You bet. I love to bowl.
371
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:00,973
Terrific. How good are ya?
372
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,741
I'm real good. Last week,
373
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,376
I almost beat Arliss.
374
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,746
Oh, what do... you know,
we just filled that spot.
375
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,864
I'm sorry, Pete.
376
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:09,915
(dial tone)
377
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,050
♪ ♪
378
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,219
So, then, I can say
that Eric Karros is in?
379
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,421
Yeah, I love to bowl.
380
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,555
Great!
381
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,923
How much you paying me?
382
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,224
10,000 split four ways.
383
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,493
$2500?
384
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,629
I get paid that for
standing up for the anthem!
385
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,431
- (mutters) Shit!
- Get Chan Ho.
386
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:26,899
(beeps)
387
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,605
So, what do you say?
Come on, Willie Roaf!
388
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,769
- Be a saint, come bowl with us.
- No thanks, Rita.
389
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,080
It's all the beer you can drink.
390
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,272
What time should I be there?
391
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,275
Eight o'clock. Now, you
take Santa Monica west...
392
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,543
♪ ♪
393
00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:39,345
They have been trying to get me
394
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:42,281
to sell the team for years.
395
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,451
I oughta sell it to blacks.
That'd teach them.
396
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,754
It's not blacks, it's
African-Americans.
397
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,924
"Toh-may-toh,
toh-mah-toh." Who cares?
398
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:55,361
Everybody cares.
Don't you see that?
399
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:59,598
Major "Reague"...
Major League Baseball
400
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,267
would love to have
minority ownership.
401
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,236
Oh, ho, ho, yeah, right.
402
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,505
Yeah, yeah.
403
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,041
That's why we see so
many afro-American owners.
404
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:13,078
It's not me that cares if
blacks own a baseball team.
405
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,280
It's those other old goats.
406
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,549
Fine, Helga, whatever you say.
407
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:18,917
Helga: So, ignore me.
408
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,920
Why do people care
what I think anyway?
409
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,756
Why they get so upset?
410
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,359
I'm just one person
with opinions.
411
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,695
Fine, just don't
say 'em out loud.
412
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764
I'm... I'm gonna
tell you a secret.
413
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,834
It's the "Ornamentals"
we gotta worry about.
414
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,070
The "Ornamentals"?
415
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,838
The Japs are takin' over.
416
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,208
When their children don't study,
417
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,377
they beat them with canes.
418
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:50,416
- Why? Why?
- I'm gonna get this wrapped up for Aunt Heidi.
419
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,584
She just loves pancakes.
420
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:55,254
♪ ♪
421
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,022
That's right, Helga!
422
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,558
You gotta watch out
for those "Ornamentals"!
423
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:03,362
Those slant-eyed devils,
they're ruining baseball!
424
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:10,002
Whoa! Guys, guys,
it's not what you think.
425
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,904
Guys, no, it's okay.
426
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,739
No. My assistant, she's Asian.
427
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,916
Actually, she's from Seattle.
428
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,809
- (punch thuds)
- (grunts)
429
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,445
- Thug: Bitch!
- Hey, fellas, look, wait, wait, wait.
430
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,713
- Shut the fuck up.
- I didn't mean to insult you.
431
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,816
- I was merely making a point.
- Motherfucker!
432
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,294
I bet you think we "Ornamentals"
know that karate shit, too! Huh?
433
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,719
No, of course you
don't know karate.
434
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,256
(babbles)
435
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,225
Helga: Arliss, Arliss!
436
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,860
Now, we're really
gonna kick your ass.
437
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,529
Helga: Arliss, hop in!
438
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,264
Helga! Helga!
439
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,467
Slow down! Slow down! Slow down!
440
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,302
Helga: Move it! Come on!
441
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,905
(chuckles)
442
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,209
It's good thing we're in
this old Jew canoe, huh?
443
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,680
Oh, great, I got a
nose bleed. Damn.
444
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,882
Oh, yeah? Alright, here.
445
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,718
Just take and fold this,
446
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,787
stick it under your upper lip.
447
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,622
It'll stop your nose bleed.
448
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,890
Old army trick.
449
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,142
That's okay.
450
00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:07,326
Do it!
451
00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:09,461
That crushed velvet is factory,
452
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,528
and not cheap.
453
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,831
Okay, okay.
454
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,000
Ahh, you're such a good boy.
455
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,401
Thanks.
456
00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:18,770
I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to the puppy.
457
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:22,140
It's alright, sweetheart,
we're going home.
458
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,676
♪ ♪
459
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,346
Mmm.
460
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,783
I can't believe how
bad Willie sucks.
461
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,785
What are you talking
about? He got a strike.
462
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,021
Yeah, two lanes over.
463
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,356
I'll talk to him.
464
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:42,761
Hey, Willie. Uh, you're killin'.
465
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,730
But maybe take
a little bit off it?
466
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:47,165
Kirby, I only have one
speed, man, that's full.
467
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,035
Go get 'em.
468
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,109
- Ah!
- Gutterball. Did you see that one?
469
00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:58,777
- Totally...
- Man: Hey, Kekee!
470
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,547
(yells in Spanish)
471
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:04,733
Here you are, Miss Rita.
472
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,018
Thank you, Kekee.
473
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,353
- Is that a friend of yours?
- Last time I was here
474
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,805
That man bowled a 262.
475
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:11,189
262?
476
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,059
Sí, and he came in second
place in the tournament.
477
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,762
Second place? Who came in first?
478
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,497
♪ ♪
479
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,901
Kekee, you didn't
happen to bring any
480
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,269
of that mink oil, did you?
481
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,849
Hey, Willie, what is
that, about a 12-pounder?
482
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,185
- Yeah.
- Hey, man, a big stud like you
483
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,987
Needs a big
hitter. Try this one.
484
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,155
Okay.
485
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,489
That's a 16-pounder.
486
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,591
- 16?
- Yeah.
487
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:49,127
Shit! Damn, I
smashed my damn foot!
488
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,829
Ditka gonna kill me.
489
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,131
Damn! Shit!
490
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,200
(jazz music plays)
491
00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,637
Is this you?
492
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,708
Yeah, that's me and
Daddy duck hunting.
493
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,611
Bagged a lotta ducks.
494
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:09,748
Poor, defenseless birds.
I hated duck hunting,
495
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,783
but Daddy thought it
would be good for me,
496
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,318
toughen me up.
497
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,653
Why did he want to do that?
498
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,955
He never had any boys.
499
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:20,325
- He knew I would end up with the team.
- (bottle clinks)
500
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,794
If you're gonna be a
woman in a man's world,
501
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,564
you best be tough
as nails, Mr. Michaels.
502
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,736
Do you... have any children?
503
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,772
None, too bad.
504
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,274
I woulda been a great mother.
505
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:40,545
And it woulda been nice to
leave the ball club to family.
506
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,981
Well, you still have Aunt Heidi.
507
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,883
Well, Aunt Heidi is dear,
508
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,918
but that's not the
same as children.
509
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,055
Maybe that's why
I kept the ball club.
510
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,190
(humphs) They're my children.
511
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,028
Hey, it worked.
512
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,532
Yes, Arliss, I'm
the last of a breed.
513
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,068
I'm going the way of Fenway Park
514
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,636
and nickel beer night.
515
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:09,608
You strike me as an
old fashioned type.
516
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,511
Well, it's my job
to get the clients
517
00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:14,179
the best possible deal I can,
518
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,548
but Rico is a client,
take a little less
519
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,426
in order to stay with the
owner who signed him.
520
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,584
I'd like to see that too.
521
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,187
Maybe that does
make me old fashioned.
522
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,623
I meant would you
like an old fashioned?
523
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,693
Gee whiz, ask a guy
if he wants a drink,
524
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,628
he tells you his
whole life story.
525
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:33,331
Schaefer Beer? I
haven't seen Scha...
526
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,933
My dad used to
drink Schaefer beer.
527
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,435
He used to sing
the jingle with me.
528
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,003
♪ Schaefer, is the ♪
529
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,480
Both: ♪ One beer to
have when you're ♪
530
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,274
♪ Having more than one ♪
531
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,610
♪ Schaefer's
pleasure doesn't fade ♪
532
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:48,780
♪ Even when
your thirst is done ♪
533
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,882
♪ The most rewarding flavor ♪
534
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,584
♪ In this man's world ♪
535
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,120
♪ For people who
are having fun ♪
536
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,572
♪ Two, three, four ♪
537
00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:57,956
Both: ♪ Schaefer is the ♪
538
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,357
♪ One beer to have ♪
539
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:03,295
♪ When you're having
more than one ♪♪
540
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:06,832
(Turk whining)
541
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:09,768
(coughing)
542
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:10,936
You okay?
543
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:12,154
(Turk whining)
544
00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:13,305
Oh, Turk, sweetheart,
545
00:21:13,371 --> 00:21:15,774
I'll be with you in
a minute. (coughs)
546
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,343
I'll tell you what, let me...
let me take him, okay?
547
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,112
I'll... I'll walk him.
You stay here.
548
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,513
Oh. Thanks.
549
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,782
Here, take this with you.
550
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,584
I'll never understand
551
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:29,020
why people buy special
shovels for dog poo.
552
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:32,290
A special shovel for dog poo!
553
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,626
The whole world's gone crazy.
554
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,763
♪ ♪
555
00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:45,470
Turk, didn't
anyone ever tell you
556
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,372
about crapping in
your own backyard?
557
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,007
Oh, well.
558
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,410
Helga: Heidi. Hi, Aunt Heidi.
559
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,746
I got some pancakes for you.
560
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:57,783
- Hi, pretty girl.
- (Heidi meows)
561
00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:02,621
Oh, Aunt Heidi, I'm
so glad to see you.
562
00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:07,659
You know, I had dinner
with a nice Jewish man today.
563
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,494
A very nice man.
564
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,129
(Turk whimpers, barks)
565
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:16,301
Turk, Turk! Shit. Turk!
566
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:19,271
(cheering)
567
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:23,375
♪ ♪
568
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:34,119
(door closes)
569
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,254
Arliss: Hey, we're back.
570
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:38,790
Sorry it took so long, but...
571
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,493
Turk here decided to give
me a tour of the neighborhood.
572
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,329
Didn't you, guy? (laughs)
573
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,131
Oh, god.
574
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,567
I now know every
street in Kansas City.
575
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,602
(chuckles) Sleepin'?
576
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,537
Nine glasses of
wine will do that.
577
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:54,873
(dial tone)
578
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,408
Helga, you okay?
579
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,014
(Turk whining)
580
00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,617
Helga?
581
00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:08,486
Oh, god.
582
00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:10,754
Oh, dear god.
583
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:13,592
(Turk whining)
584
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,396
It's okay, boy. It's okay, boy.
585
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,633
So, you want me to check?
586
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,868
Yeah.
587
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,537
(indistinct chatter)
588
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,911
I don't know what
you did, Arliss.
589
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,447
Nothing, I was just
walking the dog.
590
00:23:35,513 --> 00:23:38,049
No, I meant about
Rico's contract.
591
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:41,786
She never came close to
paying one player $20 million.
592
00:23:41,853 --> 00:23:43,521
What are you talking about?
593
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,892
She authorized four
years, 20 million for Rico.
594
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,060
She left a message
on my machine.
595
00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:50,929
It must have been
just before she died.
596
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,532
I don't know who's gonna
end up owning the team.
597
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,468
(sighs)
598
00:23:56,534 --> 00:23:58,436
They just don't build
'em like her anymore.
599
00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:01,973
It's the end of an era.
600
00:24:08,813 --> 00:24:12,150
23, 24, 2500.
601
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:15,120
It was a pleasure doing
business with you folks.
602
00:24:15,186 --> 00:24:16,404
Call me any time.
603
00:24:16,405 --> 00:24:17,622
Oh, yeah.
604
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:20,091
(laughs) Bye-bye.
605
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:22,027
- Remember, - Ooh!
606
00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:24,095
Arliss thinks we forfeited,
607
00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:26,765
so don't be running
around all happy.
608
00:24:26,831 --> 00:24:28,609
How am I supposed to
do that with all of this?
609
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,602
- That money's taxable.
- That'll help.
610
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,469
If we forfeited, how are
we gonna explain this?
611
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:33,972
Ahh.
612
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,340
Hello, senor Arliss.
613
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,641
Ola.
614
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,510
- Ooh!
- Oh my god.
615
00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:39,611
Umm...
616
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:42,347
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Arliss, hi! Hi!
617
00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:46,217
- Rico's waiting for you in your office.
- Good.
618
00:24:46,284 --> 00:24:47,402
Are you okay?
619
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,520
I've been better.
620
00:24:48,586 --> 00:24:50,488
Oh, you know, it
was tough forfeiting.
621
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:54,025
I mean, we missed you,
but hey, we're a team.
622
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:56,261
That's not what I
was talking about.
623
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,362
What's the matter?
624
00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,632
Helga Krupp died last night.
625
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,334
- Oh, my god.
- Yeah.
626
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,568
Helga died?
627
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,704
Well, remind me to
sell my Seagram's stock.
628
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:06,981
- (chuckles)
- That's very funny.
629
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,640
- Kirby: Oh, Helga! Oh!
- Oh!
630
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,542
(whispers) Kirby,
it's okay. It's all right.
631
00:25:10,608 --> 00:25:12,811
Arliss: You know, you
could show some respect!
632
00:25:12,877 --> 00:25:14,079
Mm-hmm!
633
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:16,581
- (sighs)
- You know...
634
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,049
Oh!
635
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,593
Helga might have
marched to her own drum,
636
00:25:19,617 --> 00:25:21,920
but she was real.
637
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,421
Yes, exactly.
638
00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:27,959
Okay. Where's my money?
639
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,294
♪ ♪
640
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,796
It's sad. You know, in
a strange kind of way,
641
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,498
I'm gonna miss
the old battle ax.
642
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:36,868
(chuckles) The one
positive note in all this is that
643
00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:40,372
she thought enough of you to
authorize your $20 million contract.
644
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,573
Congratulations.
645
00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:42,741
Uh-huh.
646
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:45,577
I thought Anaheim went for 40.
647
00:25:45,643 --> 00:25:47,078
They did, but you said
648
00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:48,456
you wanted to
stay in Kansas City.
649
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,649
Yeah, well, that's... that's
a difference of $20 million.
650
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,051
That's mucho dinero, Arliss.
651
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:54,719
What are you saying here?
652
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,588
You're saying now you
wanna leave Kansas City?
653
00:25:56,654 --> 00:25:58,866
What about your daughter? I
thought you wanted to be close to her.
654
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,892
She can fly out to see
me every weekend.
655
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,136
It won't hurt our relationship.
656
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,029
In a pig's valise.
657
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:05,597
Que?
658
00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:06,865
♪ ♪
659
00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:08,767
Arliss: Ultimately,
I can only hope
660
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,435
my clients choose to play
661
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,382
- where they feel they fit best.
- (phone beeps)
662
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:15,974
Rita, get me Marty Bullock.
663
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,410
(sighs) Marty, I'm real sorry
664
00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:19,778
things didn't
work out with Rico.
665
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,379
Ah, that's life in
the big leagues.
666
00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:23,548
We still have some
very good kids here.
667
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:24,883
Yeah, you guys'll do fine.
668
00:26:24,949 --> 00:26:26,660
You know, you didn't have
to fly all the way out here
669
00:26:26,684 --> 00:26:29,004
- to meet the new owner.
- Nah, I wanted to. We're friends.
670
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:31,623
Hey, buddy.
671
00:26:31,689 --> 00:26:33,300
(narrates) You never
know where you'll find
672
00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:35,860
- (laughs)
- a sense of belonging or a truly kindred spirit.
673
00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:40,365
(grunts, laughs)
674
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,000
Come here, Turk. Get over here.
675
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:43,835
Oh, what is this? (sniffles)
676
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:47,038
Oh... don't worry, don't worry.
677
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:50,508
Don't worry. Come
here, come here.
678
00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:54,112
Old army trick. (laughs)
679
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,315
My name is Arliss Michaels.
680
00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:58,917
I represent athletes.
681
00:26:58,983 --> 00:27:01,186
These are my stories.
682
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:07,158
♪ Little bird ♪
683
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:11,329
♪ Come with me ♪
684
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:14,599
♪ I've built a nest ♪
685
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:20,371
♪ High above ♪
686
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:23,208
♪ Any storm ♪
687
00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:26,644
♪ Will ever reach ♪
688
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,950
♪ No more fears ♪
689
00:27:32,016 --> 00:27:34,752
♪ No more worries ♪
690
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:39,724
♪ They've all gone away ♪
691
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:45,630
♪ I will be the place ♪
692
00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:51,369
♪ Where you rest your wings ♪
693
00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:57,475
♪ I will be your shelter ♪
694
00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:01,980
♪ And keep you safe ♪
695
00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:08,119
♪ I will keep you safe ♪
696
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:11,456
♪ My sweet ♪
697
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,226
♪ Little bird ♪♪
698
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:22,934
♪ ♪
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