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- Here you go, Tim. Huh?
- (chuckles)
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Why don't you
take a look at that?
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Is that your Gulfstream?
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Sure is. And if
you sign with me,
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the AMM company jet will
be at Tim Couch's disposal
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24 hours a day,
seven days a week.
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Wow! Arliss, man,
you got a deal.
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- All right. Great, let's get some lunch.
- All right.
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- Where do you feel like going?
- Maui.
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy,
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but for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels,
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I represent athletes,
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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You were in the
two-minute offense
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when your client
leaves the huddle
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and says, "I need out."
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I don't believe it, not Seth.
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Players are a lot different than
when I was coaching you Kirby.
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Well, there he is. He
hasn't moved for an hour.
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Ooh.
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What's going on, Seth?
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Nothing.
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Threw the ball well today.
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Except for those
five interceptions.
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But that's okay, we'll
get them next week.
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There's not gonna
be a next week.
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What?
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I can't play anymore.
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I want out.
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You've only played
six games as a pro.
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It's the pressure, Kirbs.
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Hey, I know there's pressure,
I've played the position.
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Playing quarterback is the most
pressure packed position in sports.
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You don't have to yell.
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Coach...
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give me a couple days with him.
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You know, let me work with
him, maybe hang out at practice.
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No way, I got a short week.
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Green Bay Thursday night.
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No, I just got to
get him refocused.
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Are you nuts? I'm
gonna start De Berg.
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De Berg? Ha! Hell,
he's older than me.
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Bill!
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Look, you and I go
back a long time together.
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Hell, you were a
pissant college assistant
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when I made you
look like a genius.
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Give me three days.
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All right.
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Arliss: Client is not
a four-letter word.
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In fact at AMM, we wear
our client list on our sleeve.
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Which begs the question,
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how far will one go
to sign an athlete?
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Well, let it be said once,
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there are lines
I will not cross.
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Arliss: That's him,
Jake Battershell.
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High school senior,
first team All-American.
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I've been doing
research on this kid.
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I've done no research
at all on this guy.
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What could you
tell me about him?
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Jake Battershell
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makes J.D. Drew
look like Nancy Drew.
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Whatever agent signs this kid
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will have a gusher for 20 years.
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Really?
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- Heads up!
- (crowd gasps)
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- Umpire: Foul ball!
- (crowd groans)
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Man: Nice stroke, kiddo.
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Coach: Let's go, Jake. Bases
loaded. All we need is one run, big man.
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Oh, my god!
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He's an animal.
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(agents dialing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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Okay, well, that animal
is getting a lot of attention.
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(men chatter indistinctly)
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I think that smile was for you.
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He's cute.
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In a serial killer kind of way.
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Yeah, he must be
into older women.
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Wrong, pops.
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He only has eyes for me.
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Jeremy Brenner.
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I guess the judge
suspended the sentence.
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Uh-huh. You're wasting
your time here, Arliss.
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Jake's as good as signed.
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Although I imagine
in your distant youth
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you might have beaten me here.
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What? For this guy?
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I mean, he's okay.
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Player projected to be drafted
first isn't merely okay, Arliss.
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But then you've never had a top
baseball pick in this millennium,
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which is... oh,
look, just about over.
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Anyway...
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nice to see you and
your nurse again, Arliss.
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Bye, now.
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Did you...
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He's not gonna get this guy.
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How are we gonna get Jake alone?
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Arliss: How far should
one go to sign a client?
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Well, I'm a firm non-believer
in "by any means necessary".
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Rita...
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I need you to do
me a small favor.
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What?
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Other agents are gonna be telling
you youth is wasted on the young.
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This agent's gonna tell
you, let's get wasted, right?
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Now let's talk signing bonus.
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The way I see it...
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- Arliss: I would never compromise
my integrity - We'll talk later.
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In order to sign a client.
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Nor would I ask any of my
employees to do the same.
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Hi there, need a lift home?
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Hi there, Arliss Michaels,
great game today.
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- You really got good enamel on that last one, didn't you?
- Yeah.
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You know, I just want to
spend a few moments to say
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why you should sign with AMM.
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Uh, Rita, you don't mind
driving the boy home, do you?
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Arliss: I can't wait
to meet your parents.
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I bet you come from good stock.
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Spices it up.
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Looks yummy.
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Mrs. Battershell,
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any agent can
negotiate a contract.
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What makes AMM special is what
happens after you've signed the deal.
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Beer?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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Wow! Afterbirth's playing
tonight at The Ether.
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You want to go? The
promoter's a friend of mine.
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I can get you and
Rita backstage passes.
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- Arliss!
- That'd be fucking great, man.
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They're balls out.
You could do that?
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- Sure can. Ow!
- (stomps foot)
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Did you hear that, Mom?
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Arliss is getting me and
Rita tickets to Afterbirth.
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Can I take the beast tonight?
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Not until you get
your license back.
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Well, Dad lets me
drive without a license.
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Your dad don't
live here anymore.
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Shit.
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Gee, that's too bad.
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I was really looking
forward to going.
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That's okay.
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Rita can take my
car to the concert.
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Killer.
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Ah. Well, if I take your car
how are you gonna get back?
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Oh, that's all right. I'll catch
a cab back to the office.
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I work long hours.
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Do you know how much
a cab will cost from here?
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I said I'll take a cab.
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I wouldn't dream of letting you
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- spend all that money.
- I said I'll take a cab!
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Fuck the cab, I'll
give you a lift back.
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If you don't mind a
little wind in your face.
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No, I don't mind.
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I love convertibles.
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In addition to contractual work,
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we can help your son set
up a foundation for a charity.
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Perhaps something
for head injury.
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Kirby: C'mon,
Seth, try it again,
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you got 3.5 seconds, go.
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It's the split end.
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No. The tight end on
all goes the hot Reed.
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C'mon, pay attention, focus.
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I can't read the
defense that fast.
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Visualize. Visualize the
play before it happens.
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Visualize the defense.
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I'm getting tired.
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No, sit down!
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You can't waste an
opportunity like this.
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Soak it in.
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Treasure every moment
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because there's nothing
like being on a team.
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There's nothing like it.
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Got it?
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Next play.
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18 Bob, sprint ride option.
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The guard pulls to
make it look like a run.
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Randy Johnson, Roger Clements,
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uh, David Wells, do you...
do you know David Wells?
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Oh, you should meet him.
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Now, normally this place
is a beehive of activity.
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But, Mrs. Battershell,
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if Jake signs with AMM
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he will have the
entire organization
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at his disposal,
24 hours every day.
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That means staff...
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Nice place, you got any beer?
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Do I have beer?
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In fact, I want to get
Jake a beer endorsement.
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Now, there's a rule against
athletes selling alcoholic beverages.
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But for Jake Battershell
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I'd be willing to fight it all
the way to the Supreme...
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Cat got your tongue?
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No.
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Good, 'cause I fully
expect you to use it.
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Mrs. Battershell,
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you should also know
that servicing the client
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is more than a
phrase here at AMM.
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We make smart,
well-researched decisions.
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I know you got smarts.
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But I want to find
out if you got...
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(Jake screaming)
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♪ ♪
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Want some x?
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No, thank you.
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Do you think your
mother would approve?
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Not of this shit.
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Who's got rufies?
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Oh!
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(Arliss mumbles, groans)
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Another advantage
of signing with AMM
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is that we employ a full-time
in-house investment manager.
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Who will diversify
your son's portfolio.
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Cute.
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And who, according
to the client's wishes,
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will continue to search for
long term gro... (screams)
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(Rita screams)
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Oh, my god, help me!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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Arliss: Rising above the fray,
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I insist my people
take the high road
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rather than the low.
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Another reason you may want
to consider signing with AMM
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is in the event that Jake
wants to continue his education,
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we can put in a...
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(muffled speech)
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I'm supposed to have lunch
with Jeremy Brenner tomorrow.
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What? (mumbles indistinctly)
I thought that you and I...
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Don't worry, you got him licked.
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(muffled) Thank
you, that's very sweet.
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I appreciate that.
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In fact...
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I don't have to look
any further for an agent.
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Great! (muffled speech)
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All you have to do now
is convince Jake's father.
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(mumbles) Jake's father?!
254
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His father?
255
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:52,918
Yeah.
256
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,187
When it comes to Jake's future,
257
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,590
we make all our
decisions together.
258
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,392
You don't mind, do you?
259
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,496
I don't mind.
260
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,930
You'll like Roy.
261
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,868
He's an artist.
262
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,369
What kind of... (screams)
263
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:14,673
(indistinct shouts)
Blue, 33! Hut!
264
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,713
What's he doing?
265
00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:21,981
Maybe he's visualizing.
266
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,917
Visualizing? I'm
visualizing a sack.
267
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,785
I'm visualizing a
two and 14 season.
268
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,221
De Berg, take the snap.
269
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,023
Yeah, I got to meditate first.
270
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,925
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me talk to him.
271
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,660
You got one minute.
272
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,330
What are you doing,
posing for a trophy?
273
00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:39,698
Throw the ball.
274
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,444
It's the oldest play
in Bills' offense.
275
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,036
Red runs big across.
276
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,138
Look left, check the
wide on the street.
277
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,706
He's your primary, he's covered.
278
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,376
Slots crossing, double
team, outlets running it out.
279
00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:53,646
Your footwork's all wrong.
280
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,881
What do you got, happy feet?
281
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,892
C'mon, get back in there,
show us what you got.
282
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,930
And in your car,
in front of his house
283
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,066
Jake leans into me and sticks
his tongue down my throat.
284
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,302
I had to push the car
alarm to make him stop.
285
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,680
Look, I thought you'd have a nice
time. I got you tickets to a concert.
286
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,039
Yeah, Afterbirth?
287
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:22,374
They sang their encore with
their penises hanging out.
288
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,542
It was a nightmare.
289
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,120
Don't ever make me
date a client again.
290
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,479
He's not a client yet, that's
the whole idea. Make him one.
291
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,024
Date him so you don't
have to date him again.
292
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,182
That's easy for you to say.
293
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,459
You weren't thrown
around last night.
294
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,561
You weren't
manhandled last night.
295
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,229
You weren't made to feel
like a human pin cushion.
296
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,164
- You weren't groped and pinched...
- Hey, hey! How do you know
297
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,756
What happened to me last night?
298
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,227
Look, you know, sometimes you
just gotta take one for the team.
299
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:43,696
What?
300
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,400
1958, Yankee Stadium,
NFL Championship Game,
301
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,868
Giants vs. Colts.
302
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,503
Score is tied in overtime.
303
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,348
The Colts have driven to
the Giants' one yard line.
304
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:54,883
They're about to go
in for the winning score
305
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,685
when just then the
television signal goes out.
306
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,544
Psst. For the first time,
307
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,280
NBC has got America
hooked on pro football
308
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,816
and all they're
seeing is static.
309
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:07,052
But just then some guy runs
out on field in a coat and tie,
310
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,487
the police are
chasing after him,
311
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,089
the refs call time out.
312
00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:12,458
Meanwhile, the technicians
are fixing the picture.
313
00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:13,804
The signal goes back on the air.
314
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,061
And Unitas hands the
ball off to Alan Ameche,
315
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,664
who plunges over from the one
yard line for the winning score.
316
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,032
The Colts win the championship.
317
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,367
To this day
318
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,937
that game has been dubbed
the greatest game ever played.
319
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,972
Are you going
somewhere with this?
320
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,908
Pro football never looked back.
321
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,544
And do you know who that guy was
322
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,522
who ran out on the field and
was arrested? Do you know who?
323
00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:37,116
An NBC executive, that's who.
324
00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:38,984
You see, he sacrificed himself.
325
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,520
He took one in the ribs, tossed
the bat away and ran to first.
326
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,856
He took one for the team.
327
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:48,127
I will not seduce some
guy so you can get a client.
328
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,128
Why not?
329
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,264
We're agents, that's what we do!
330
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,234
We seduce them, we sign
them, and then we fuck them!
331
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,269
Blue, 33 hut.
332
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,837
Man: Watch the running!
333
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,410
Yes, yes, yes!
334
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,711
- (horn beeps)
- Whoo!
335
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,746
Now that's visualization.
336
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,381
Oh, great read! Great read.
337
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,916
I saw the safety cheatin' over.
338
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,451
I knew they were man to man.
339
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,686
Good job, Seth.
340
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,220
Steve, take some snaps.
341
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,924
What did I tell you, Bill? Huh?
342
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,492
Did I teach this
man how to read?
343
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,361
Oh, is my man gonna light it up?
344
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,595
He is. This is the man
345
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,598
- (grunts)
- who's gonna lead you to the promise land.
346
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,334
- Whoo!
- (mumbles)
347
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,252
What a man! Oh, my god.
348
00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,104
(indistinct shouts)
349
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,405
He's so lucky to know me.
350
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,774
And you too, you are
very lucky to know me.
351
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:36,841
Player: Trainer!
352
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,610
Who's this guy Trainer?
353
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:39,678
What?
354
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,747
Gustavson wants you
to play quarterback?
355
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,814
Yes!
356
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,149
Steve De Berg broke his hip
357
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,694
and he wants me to be
the emergency backup
358
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,785
for the game tomorrow.
359
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,063
Kirby, you've had
nine concussions.
360
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,931
You're one hit away from
becoming a walking bell pepper.
361
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,667
- Who would know the difference?
- You know, I probably won't even get to play.
362
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:53,992
But, who cares?
363
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,394
I'll make the team.
364
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,272
You didn't push De Berg
in front of that cart, did you?
365
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,797
To get another chance to play?
366
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,500
No! Look, the game's
tomorrow night.
367
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,370
The team only has 'till
midnight tonight to sign me.
368
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,605
Kirby, I don't think
it's a good idea.
369
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:11,377
Arliss, I've got an opportunity
to suit up again on game day.
370
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:14,680
Run down that tunnel,
hear those cheers.
371
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,215
(audience cheers in distance)
372
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,383
Let him go.
373
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,553
Let him go.
374
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,855
Break a leg.
375
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:23,921
Thanks, Arliss.
376
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,224
No, I mean it, break a leg.
377
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,868
I need you back here
first thing Friday morning.
378
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,894
Arliss, you're my agent again.
379
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,663
Like old times, you'll
negotiate my contract?
380
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,765
No, I can't do that.
381
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,376
I've got to meet Jake's
old man at his studio.
382
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,701
Studio?
383
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,537
Yeah, it seems that
Mr. Battershell is an artist.
384
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,506
What kind of artist?
385
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,912
I don't draw the tattoo,
I draw it out of you.
386
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,213
It's already there.
387
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,349
I just have to scratch
the skin, then I find it.
388
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,719
Understand, it's not my goal
389
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,587
to replace you as Jake's father.
390
00:15:55,654 --> 00:16:00,726
But I'll make sure that your son
lives up to your lofty standards.
391
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,294
I can tell just by
looking at you,
392
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,229
you've set the bar pretty high.
393
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,198
I like what I'm hearing.
394
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,834
So why don't you go ahead
and pick out what you want?
395
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,470
I'm... I'm sorry?
396
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:15,140
For ink, the brand, your tattoo.
397
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,643
My tattoo?
398
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,245
It would separate you
from all the other suits.
399
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,781
It would give you
warrior quality.
400
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,683
Yeah, yeah. That's
what you want.
401
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,685
You see... But
you see, the thing is
402
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:30,322
I haven't really decided yet
whether I want to go balls-out rebel
403
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,357
or just, you
know, mildly ironic.
404
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,960
You know? Maybe I
better think about this.
405
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,962
What are you,
bullshitting, Arliss?
406
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,709
Are you full of shit
like the rest of them?
407
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,041
I thought you said
you wanted a tat.
408
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,200
I do, but,
409
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,235
actually I said I was
shopping for a tattoo.
410
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,979
That was the operative
word you missed, "shopping."
411
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,104
I'm shopping for a tattoo.
412
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,074
Well, maybe I'm still
shopping for an agent.
413
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:03,422
Relax, relax,
here, bite on this.
414
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:06,258
Arliss: When faced
with difficult choices,
415
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,594
never compromise your ethics.
416
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,529
Hold fast to your principals.
417
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,998
Let the other
guy bite the bullet.
418
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:17,803
At AMM, the concept of
teamwork is drilled into you.
419
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,840
When I preach sacrifice,
I'm not merely blowing smoke.
420
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,443
(tattoo machine whirring)
421
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,715
(Arliss sighs)
422
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:32,351
It's gonna be red and
ugly and hurt for a while,
423
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,528
but it's gonna set real nice.
424
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,622
Here, uh... this should help.
425
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,566
Aren't you supposed to
give the patient the anesthetic
426
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,791
before the operation?
427
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,538
Nothing worse than
being drunk for a tattoo
428
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,995
and regretting it later.
429
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,863
Here, let me put
a little salve on it.
430
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,768
Ahh!
431
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,840
This, uh, balm feels
good, doesn't it?
432
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,910
So, uh, how long
were you two married?
433
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,379
Long time, nearly a year.
434
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:02,347
Maggie's a good girl.
435
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,183
She put up with
a lot of my bullshit.
436
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,620
Well, maybe there's some
wick left on the candle.
437
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,023
Mm, no, no.
438
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,492
It's more complicated than that.
439
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,395
Way more complicated.
440
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:19,665
I mean, look at me. I mean,
who would want a guy like this?
441
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,533
Are you kidding?
442
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,769
You're in touch
with your feelings.
443
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:25,170
You're the whole deal.
444
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,139
Good with a socket
wrench, not afraid to cry,
445
00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,373
women love that.
446
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,275
Hell, I'd take you back.
447
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,213
You're okay, you know that?
448
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,850
My son would be in good
hands with someone like you.
449
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,853
Uh, despite your emotional pain,
450
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,822
an astute observation...
451
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,358
Um...
452
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,293
Hey, why don't you
grab yourself a beer?
453
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,561
I'm tired of beer.
454
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:53,265
I'm... in the mood
for champagne.
455
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,517
Champ...
456
00:18:54,518 --> 00:18:55,701
How about you?
457
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,237
Actually, alcohol
goes right through me.
458
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,439
Oh.
459
00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,825
Would you excuse me? I have
to go to the little boy's room.
460
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,011
Use the good soap.
461
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:11,850
(phone ringing)
462
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:12,917
Hello.
463
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,252
Rita, Rita, code red.
464
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,130
I'm at Jake's father's house and
his old man's coming on to me.
465
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,154
Really?
466
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,189
Yeah.
467
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,358
You gotta help me.
468
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,892
Sure, what do you need?
469
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,027
Condoms?
470
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,438
I want you to call
my cell in one minute.
471
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,173
You hear me? One minute.
And say it's an emergency.
472
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,342
Say it's a death in the family,
I don't give a shit, just call me.
473
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,002
Oh, but Arliss, what about Jake?
474
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,870
We need him as a client.
475
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,939
You gotta take one for the team.
476
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,440
Take one in the ribs.
477
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,343
Throw the bat away
and run to first base.
478
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,379
Call me in one minute goddamnit!
479
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,381
- (dial tone)
- Hmm.
480
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,182
One minute.
481
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:52,224
(smooth Jazz music plays)
482
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,226
My horoscope told me today
483
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:57,596
that a stranger would
turn out to be a friend.
484
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,198
Is that so?
485
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,800
That's funny, my
horoscope told me
486
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,435
to get to bed early tonight.
487
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:10,075
♪ ♪
488
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,018
Hm.
489
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,091
♪ ♪
490
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,760
This is one of
my favorite songs.
491
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,729
Nice.
492
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,397
I'm not familiar with this song.
493
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:35,167
Doesn't the music move you?
494
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,741
Ooh.
495
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:49,648
(smooth Jazz music continues)
496
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,984
You're not like
the other agents.
497
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,086
Oh, no no.
498
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,488
Actually, I'm a whole
lot like the other agents.
499
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,557
No, you... you understand me.
500
00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:00,792
You understand men.
501
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,327
Oh, look at the time!
502
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,496
Oh, lead a guy on.
503
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,431
Make him vulnerable,
504
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,076
and than pull the rug
out from under him.
505
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,501
I think you got the wrong idea.
506
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,270
I sure did, having
you as my son's agent.
507
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,373
I'm sorry it had
to end this way.
508
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,008
(phone ringing)
509
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,643
Now she calls.
510
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,911
Yeah. Damn it.
511
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,012
(phone beeps)
512
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,280
Yeah?
513
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,749
Arliss, George here.
514
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,017
I hear you're about
ready to sign Battershell.
515
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,062
We want to make a deal
with him before we draft him.
516
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,731
So, I'll tell you what
we're willing to do.
517
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,224
Thanks.
518
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:37,162
♪ ♪
519
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:42,434
Arliss: My staff and I go to great
lengths to pursue new clients.
520
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:46,204
I'll bend over backwards
to meet their every desire.
521
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,707
But how far backwards
should I bend?
522
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,175
Ah, that's the rump.
523
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,911
How far is far enough?
524
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,648
No.
525
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,352
Bye.
526
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:19,704
Arliss: There is nothing
like being part of a team.
527
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:20,839
Remember...
528
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:24,176
a team is a dream
your heart makes.
529
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:27,846
This game will be won by the
team that makes the fewest mistakes.
530
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,848
One mistake, just one,
531
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,050
can cost this team
the whole game.
532
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,985
Now I want you to get out there,
533
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,054
and show me just
how badly you want it.
534
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,889
Because the team
that wants it the most
535
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,624
will be the team that wins.
536
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,661
Now you go give me 60
minutes of 110 percent, all right?
537
00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:44,429
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
538
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,231
(players cheering)
539
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,799
Let's go, let's go!
540
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:54,339
(indistinct shouts)
541
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:55,874
- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah!
542
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,643
Are you ready? Are you
ready? Are you ready?
543
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,745
Let's go!
544
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,014
(mumbles)
545
00:23:05,116 --> 00:23:06,718
Oh.
546
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:14,125
(audience cheers)
547
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,964
Ah... ahh!
548
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:23,969
Ow!
549
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:25,270
Oh, does that hurt?
550
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,038
Yes, it's very sensitive.
551
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,975
Ow!
552
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,411
Arliss: Hey, Elway,
553
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:34,646
how you feeling?
554
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:38,650
Oh. Black, two
sugars, good, fine.
555
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:40,785
Sunday.
556
00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:43,221
Reporter: Last week high
school star Jake Battershell
557
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:47,192
was rewarded by the Yankees
with a record $15 million contract.
558
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,760
The Yankees have traded...
559
00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:51,062
Arliss: How far will
I go to sign a client?
560
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,465
I feel it's important
to set boundaries.
561
00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:56,234
For those who are willing to
have their boundaries violated,
562
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:58,136
their inner sanctum penetrated,
563
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,772
risks forever having
their integrity denigrated.
564
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:03,475
My reputation speaks for itself.
565
00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,010
Ow!
566
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:07,078
My name is Arliss Michaels.
567
00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:08,747
I represent athletes.
568
00:24:08,813 --> 00:24:10,916
These are my stories.
569
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,685
Arliss: Ow!
570
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,856
♪ ♪
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