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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:13,193 [cutlery clinking] 2 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:16,567 [person] What? Ariana Grande too? She's like 29. 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,838 -Thirty-two. -God forbid. 4 00:00:19,104 --> 00:00:21,877 Aniston, Naomi. All the greats got thread lifts. 5 00:00:21,944 --> 00:00:25,450 -I'm telling you, the earlier the better. -No, everyone's crazy. 6 00:00:26,386 --> 00:00:27,856 -Am I? -[gasps] 7 00:00:28,089 --> 00:00:29,627 Shut up. No way. 8 00:00:29,693 --> 00:00:31,262 Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, 9 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:33,300 you literally thought I was just hydrated, no? 10 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,071 Oh. Actually, I thought you looked better 11 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:36,774 because you dropped 20 on Ozempic. 12 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,443 Finally lost that face fat. 13 00:00:38,511 --> 00:00:40,213 -[clicks tongue] Thank you for noticing. -I love you. 14 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,918 Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice. Okay? 15 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:45,224 It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay? 16 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:46,694 That's the future of beauty. 17 00:00:46,761 --> 00:00:49,098 Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler. 18 00:00:49,164 --> 00:00:51,436 It left fucking lumps. Look at this. 19 00:00:51,503 --> 00:00:54,509 Britt, my honey. Listen to me. You're turning 32 next week. 20 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,815 I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay? 21 00:00:57,882 --> 00:00:59,385 You need to fix that broke face, 22 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:01,256 and then you're gonna be getting so much new dick, 23 00:01:01,455 --> 00:01:04,863 that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory, I promise. 24 00:01:04,863 --> 00:01:06,533 -I'm sad. -I know. 25 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,369 Was that whore Clara really that much prettier than me? 26 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,075 -Yes. She was gorgeous. -Bitch. 27 00:01:11,309 --> 00:01:12,411 [sniffles] 28 00:01:12,477 --> 00:01:14,249 -Mmm. Look at this bitch. -Oh. You. 29 00:01:14,448 --> 00:01:15,651 Sweetie, Harper Rose, 30 00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:18,824 get that tushy up right back out the door, okay, before Anna sees you. 31 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:21,496 You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is 32 00:01:21,596 --> 00:01:23,834 I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella. 33 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:28,009 I don't get it. Deathly hungover on Rotgut Rosé. She's still a ten. 34 00:01:28,242 --> 00:01:29,378 [Harper coughs] 35 00:01:29,478 --> 00:01:30,648 -Glowing. -I'm not hungover, I swear. 36 00:01:30,781 --> 00:01:32,384 [scoffs] Well, you better not be, 37 00:01:32,451 --> 00:01:35,592 or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye. 38 00:01:36,258 --> 00:01:38,664 Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter cough syrup. 39 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:41,636 -Don't do that. -You need some amaro or a digestif. 40 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:44,710 -Good God, is this COVID? -No, no, no, not COVID. 41 00:01:44,743 --> 00:01:47,081 -Get your aerosols away from my salad. -[Harper] I'm okay. 42 00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:50,387 I just got run down. I caught a bug. 43 00:01:51,824 --> 00:01:54,262 But the good news is I lost another five pounds. 44 00:01:54,361 --> 00:01:56,767 -[gasps] Jealous. Cough on me. -Of course. 45 00:01:57,067 --> 00:02:00,073 -Everybody's just shedding weight. Jesus. -[groaning, coughing] 46 00:02:00,140 --> 00:02:02,812 -Whoa. Honey. -What is this? 47 00:02:02,912 --> 00:02:05,450 I'm not liking this. Oh, God. You okay? 48 00:02:05,518 --> 00:02:07,254 Why are you doing this? Stop it. 49 00:02:07,321 --> 00:02:10,528 [grunting] 50 00:02:11,596 --> 00:02:13,534 [grunting stops] 51 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:18,310 Okay. Yeah, I guess drink some water or 52 00:02:18,377 --> 00:02:20,582 -Um. Can we -[people gasp] 53 00:02:21,248 --> 00:02:22,886 -[Harper groans] -Fuck. 54 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,992 -[gasping] Water! -Oh, my God, yeah. There's no way that 55 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:27,628 [people gasp, exclaim] 56 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,768 [gasping] 57 00:02:32,638 --> 00:02:33,975 [yelps] 58 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,245 -[Harper] Water. -What the fuck? 59 00:02:37,481 --> 00:02:39,719 Water! Ah! 60 00:02:40,387 --> 00:02:42,224 -Water! -No! No! 61 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,403 -No! No! -Brittany! Brittany! 62 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:50,941 [gasping] No, no. 63 00:02:52,177 --> 00:02:53,781 [screams] 64 00:02:54,849 --> 00:02:58,189 [groaning] 65 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:10,414 [sighs] 66 00:03:10,849 --> 00:03:12,552 [people screaming] 67 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:28,216 Oh, God! It's in my eye! It's in my eye! 68 00:04:36,753 --> 00:04:40,561 [police officer 1 in Italian] 69 00:04:41,663 --> 00:04:45,303 [police officer 2] 70 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,386 [police officer 1] 71 00:05:38,276 --> 00:05:40,581 [police officer 1] 72 00:05:54,576 --> 00:05:57,081 [in English] Hey! Get me the fuck out of here! 73 00:05:57,515 --> 00:06:00,053 [police officer 1 speaking Italian] 74 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,094 [footsteps approaching] 75 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,737 [Cooper sighs] 76 00:06:15,884 --> 00:06:17,420 [in English] Let's go. 77 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,373 [♪♪ "Easy Lover" playing] 78 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,548 Never gets easier, you know. It's like picking your favorite child. 79 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,120 All brilliant and beautiful in their own way. 80 00:06:51,155 --> 00:06:54,294 But I see why chefs are always drawn to Japanese steel. 81 00:06:54,829 --> 00:06:57,769 The high carbon content creates an impossibly hard edge, 82 00:06:57,969 --> 00:07:03,613 which allows for a more elegant cut and severed nerve endings. Like that. 83 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:07,021 -Thoughts? -[muffled weeping] 84 00:07:07,522 --> 00:07:09,124 Come on. Speak up, my man. 85 00:07:09,191 --> 00:07:11,597 I'm not gonna get off if you just sit there like a sad sack. 86 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,768 -[muffled] -What? 87 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:17,908 You-You thinking something a little theatrical, right? More Braveheart. 88 00:07:18,944 --> 00:07:20,581 I got you, bro. Don't worry about it. 89 00:07:20,814 --> 00:07:22,418 ♪♪ Before you know it You'll be on your knees ♪♪ 90 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,788 Yeah. 91 00:07:24,555 --> 00:07:26,527 ♪♪ She's an easy lover ♪♪ 92 00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:29,899 [muffled weeping] 93 00:07:32,003 --> 00:07:34,676 You didn't obey the rules, did you? 94 00:07:36,846 --> 00:07:38,349 I don't get people your age. 95 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:43,093 Thinking you're so goddamn special, working from home in sweatpants, 96 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:46,032 open relationships and sexual anarchy. 97 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,071 Nothing's sacred anymore. It's disgusting. 98 00:07:50,106 --> 00:07:51,408 You signed an agreement. 99 00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:55,117 You were given a sacred gift, and you show your appreciation 100 00:07:55,952 --> 00:08:00,895 by throwing your dick into strangers and infecting others. 101 00:08:00,961 --> 00:08:06,071 ♪♪ Better forget it Oh, you'll regret it ♪♪ 102 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:10,581 ♪♪ No, you'll Never change her ♪♪ 103 00:08:10,647 --> 00:08:13,386 -Lesson learned. Right? -[phone buzzing] 104 00:08:13,653 --> 00:08:15,691 ♪♪ Get out quick 'Cause seeing is believing ♪♪ 105 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:18,295 ♪♪ It's the only way ♪♪ 106 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:22,805 ♪♪ You'll ever know ♪♪ 107 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,776 Hold, please. 108 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,556 -[♪♪ song stops] -[grunts] 109 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:35,898 Always impeccable timing, honey bear. 110 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,371 Status update. 111 00:08:39,572 --> 00:08:41,610 Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go if you quit nagging. 112 00:08:41,677 --> 00:08:44,983 Make it quick. There's a plastic surgeon I need you to go see. 113 00:08:45,049 --> 00:08:48,089 Ouch. You said I was beautiful just the way I am. 114 00:08:48,156 --> 00:08:50,226 He came in contact with the Venetian runner. 115 00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:53,032 She contaminated at least one other person we know of. 116 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,803 [Antonio] How exciting. 117 00:08:54,936 --> 00:08:57,174 Yeah. It's in Indianapolis. 118 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,548 Fuck me. Are you sure? 119 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:02,952 The digital footprints never lie Hold please. 120 00:09:04,321 --> 00:09:06,125 [moaning] 121 00:09:08,363 --> 00:09:12,003 [speaking Italian] 122 00:09:13,641 --> 00:09:15,511 Fucking hello! 123 00:09:15,677 --> 00:09:17,515 I'm here. Happy as a clam. 124 00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:19,886 [Antonio] At least we got the FBI on ice. 125 00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:25,697 Ah. Not really. There were two more expirations in Venice. 126 00:09:25,764 --> 00:09:28,269 Well, I tried telling you I need better help. 127 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,409 Stay focused. We solve one problem at a time. 128 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:35,984 Treading water until the production line gets wrapped up. 129 00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:39,091 We got this. We're good. No worries. 130 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:40,728 Maybe I should goose the nerds along. 131 00:09:40,861 --> 00:09:42,665 Maybe you should do as you're told. 132 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:45,871 Turn me loose, let me make a call to the old Blackwater crew. 133 00:09:45,971 --> 00:09:48,977 You want speed? Get me mercs with skills. Pros. 134 00:09:49,144 --> 00:09:52,350 You know how I feel about meeting new people. I'm not very good at hellos. 135 00:09:52,852 --> 00:09:57,260 Well, don't expect masterpieces when all I get is a goddamn mop and bucket. 136 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:09,285 So, how are we feeling about some human sashimi? 137 00:10:09,352 --> 00:10:12,157 [muffled cries] 138 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:38,343 Could you please give me a minute? 139 00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:40,781 Take all the time you need, you fucking asshole, 140 00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:44,388 but I'm going to have dinner because the filet is getting cold. 141 00:10:44,454 --> 00:10:49,364 And by the way, we have to talk about Tig. Bad news, I'm afraid. 142 00:10:51,669 --> 00:10:52,771 Tig? 143 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,911 Who the fuck is Tig? 144 00:10:56,111 --> 00:10:59,886 Tiger, our oldest troubled son that you have so much contempt for, 145 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:05,163 you don't even remember his childhood nickname. He relapsed again. 146 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:06,365 Again. 147 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,703 He's in a methadone clinic in Cleveland. 148 00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:11,341 We're gonna take the plane tomorrow to be by his side. I've organized it all. 149 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:16,184 Have fun. I'm going to Capri with Jeff and Lauren. 150 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:21,663 They're actually excited about what I have cooking up, as one would expect. 151 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:26,673 It is official, then. You are the biggest monster on this planet. 152 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:30,514 Every night, I pray for your death. 153 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:35,724 Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself. 154 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,972 Could we play some yacht rock? 155 00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:49,686 Hey. Just letting you know a fresh wire came through. 156 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,389 Should post tomorrow. 157 00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:53,159 [Antonio's ex] Thank you. He asked about you again. 158 00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:56,465 Jesus Christ. How many times are we gonna do this? 159 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:59,672 It's not too late, Antonio. We could figure something out. 160 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:02,344 He needs his father in his life. 161 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:05,584 Yeah, he needs a father. He doesn't need me. You already know the deal. 162 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,489 As long as I keep the accounts full, I'm dead to him. 163 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:13,465 Good news. There's a room available at the Hilton. 164 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,802 I don't 165 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:19,979 This fucking guy 166 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,145 [line ringing] 167 00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:39,250 -[Jordan] Hello. You've reached-- -Fuck. 168 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:42,792 Still nothing. 169 00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:45,063 We searched the hotel. All the stuff is there. 170 00:12:45,162 --> 00:12:47,968 No struggle, nothing on the hotel footage. 171 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,206 We're canvassing everywhere around the bar. 172 00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:54,214 I never should have left her. 173 00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,552 Word is, DC is freaking out. They got a plane on standby. 174 00:12:56,619 --> 00:13:00,226 No, fuck that. They went after me and they went after her. We gotta find her. 175 00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:02,464 I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel, then let's meet. 176 00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:05,904 I had a team take care of that. Follow me. 177 00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:12,518 Both of the guys you killed tested positive. You've been exposed. 178 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:14,923 Then so have you. 179 00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:17,528 [clicks tongue] I'm negative. That's why I'm keeping my distance. 180 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:19,198 That scene was a bloodbath. 181 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:23,372 You're a walking biohazard. Precaution must be taken. 182 00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,382 The fuck is this? 183 00:13:28,449 --> 00:13:30,453 Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart. 184 00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:32,891 You raise hell, we get panic in the streets. Everything gets fucked. 185 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:36,198 -No. We don't have time for this. -We'll find her, okay? 186 00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:49,090 Find her! 187 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,581 [hissing] 188 00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:46,639 [saw whirring] 189 00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:51,081 [whirring stops] 190 00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,698 [whirring resumes, stops] 191 00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:07,815 My, my, Doctor. Look at the mess you've gotten yourself into. 192 00:15:07,881 --> 00:15:09,217 Uh-uh! 193 00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:11,254 You don't wanna do that. 194 00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:13,693 What are you, some kind of cop? 195 00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:18,468 Bitch, please. Ugh. These cuts were clearly made by somebody 196 00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:20,507 with knowledge of anatomy for easy separation. 197 00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:22,210 So surely the authorities are gonna be looking 198 00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:23,814 for someone with medical training. 199 00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,349 A surgeon, even. 200 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,786 No, you don't understand. I didn't kill them. 201 00:15:26,853 --> 00:15:28,523 You think I give a fuck? 202 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,660 I bet you even googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you? 203 00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:33,499 Playing around on the Internet has turned you into a naughty boy 204 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,504 who's met some very naughty girls. 205 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:37,708 Is this about Claire? Who the fuck are you? 206 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,246 Tell me about the marketplace. 207 00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:43,319 Okay. It was on the dark web. I heard about it from a colleague. 208 00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:46,191 You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts, even. 209 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:48,329 I was curious, so I took a look. 210 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,366 You thought you stumbled onto a miracle, didn't you? 211 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:54,876 She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said, "No, thanks." 212 00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,079 But you just couldn't help yourself. 213 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:09,538 She sold you something that didn't belong to her. 214 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,044 Yeah. 215 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,481 -Oh, fuck. Fuck. I didn't know. -Fuck. 216 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,686 I swear it was only the one client. 217 00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:20,694 Jeremy, a fucking incel. He was going to kill me. 218 00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:24,768 -Pinky promise? -What? 219 00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:30,112 Okay. He did this. He's a fucking psycho. 220 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:35,055 I'm the fucking psycho. Certified since 1961. 221 00:16:35,658 --> 00:16:36,793 Where is he? 222 00:16:37,594 --> 00:16:41,468 [whimpering] I don't know. Please. Please, please. 223 00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:47,214 [groans] Oh, God! 224 00:16:47,446 --> 00:16:51,789 Do you have any idea what kind of luxury wasteland this town is? 225 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:54,796 I mean, look, I was really enjoying our productive dialogue. 226 00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:58,503 However, if I'm not wheels up soon, I'm gonna freak the fuck out. 227 00:16:58,536 --> 00:16:59,838 Please help me! 228 00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:02,377 -Do I deserve more than a Hilton? -What? 229 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:04,616 Answer me, Doc. Do I deserve more than the fucking Hilton? 230 00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:07,521 Yes, yes! Oh, my God, yes! [whimpers] 231 00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:08,623 I agree. 232 00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:13,633 People always accuse me of being a high-maintenance girlie and impatient. 233 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,038 I'm just, like, "Excuse me for having an aversion 234 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:18,008 to bedbugs and dry jizz stains," right? 235 00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:20,079 If I'm gonna be doing the dirty work for these people, 236 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,782 best believe I deserve the best. 237 00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:25,256 Find him, Doc. 238 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:31,268 -Before you lose more than the arm. -[whimpers] 239 00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:33,773 [panting, moaning] 240 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:38,516 -Yeah. Oh. -[phone ringing] 241 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:41,522 Who's calling your boy? Who's calling big daddy? 242 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,165 [woman moaning] 243 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,637 What's up, Doc? Talk to your boy. 244 00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:54,348 Jeremy, hi. Just following up to make sure you're feeling well 245 00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:56,686 and happy with your Nu U results. 246 00:17:56,752 --> 00:18:02,029 My results, Doc? Oh, these results. They-They-They are something else. 247 00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:06,305 You did your damn thing. Whoo! Ooh, you hear that, Doc? 248 00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:08,342 -You're still in town? -[woman continues moaning] 249 00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:11,481 I was supposed to leave. Hold on a second. Hold on, Doc. 250 00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:15,155 Flip around. This way. Give me that leg. You lie there, baby. 251 00:18:15,422 --> 00:18:17,895 Ooh! You got some pretty feet. You got some pretty feet. 252 00:18:17,895 --> 00:18:22,169 I'm still here, Doc. 'Cause this kitty cat was talking to me. 253 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:26,245 Excellent. Let's have you come in for a quick follow-up. 254 00:18:26,311 --> 00:18:30,854 You, uh, need a second dosage to maintain the effects of the procedure. 255 00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:36,297 What? Why didn't you tell me that before? 256 00:18:36,398 --> 00:18:38,770 Where are you, Jeremy? I can even come to you. Please. 257 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:41,208 You fucking with me. Come over right now, Doc, 'cause I'm in it. 258 00:18:41,374 --> 00:18:43,079 I'm in this thing like jelly. 259 00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:45,884 ♪♪ Peanut butter jelly time Peanut butter jelly time ♪♪ 260 00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:49,324 I'm at the Hyatt downtown till this kitty stops purring. 261 00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:50,794 [both moaning] 262 00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:53,366 Hit the home run, hit the home run, hit the 263 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,036 I did what you asked. 264 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:57,206 -[moaning continues] -You did. 265 00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:01,014 Thanks, Doc. 266 00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:03,152 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 267 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:06,859 We did it. Thank you. 268 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,234 [Antonio] I know. Fantastic new look, 269 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,742 but then, blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't it? 270 00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:11,221 Get off me. 271 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,934 [Jeremy yelling, choking] 272 00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:21,542 [grunts, groans] 273 00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:24,381 -[coughing] -I like you. 274 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,623 Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty, I'll just come right out and say it. 275 00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:31,394 I'm a professional eliminator of problems 276 00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:34,467 and my boss has decided you're a problem. 277 00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:38,375 [panting] Fuck you. Fuck your boss. I didn't do shit. 278 00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:40,947 [yells] 279 00:20:46,124 --> 00:20:47,426 [gasping] 280 00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:52,103 I'm done fucking around with you, Jeremy. 281 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,742 Real piece that Claire bear was, wasn't she? 282 00:20:54,742 --> 00:20:57,648 Yeah. Well, as the saying goes, if it feels too good to be true. 283 00:20:58,315 --> 00:20:59,852 I don't see any condom wrappers around here, 284 00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:01,956 so I'm assuming that you went raw dog with this one too. 285 00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:04,795 What was I supposed to do? She came on to me, man. 286 00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:07,601 You didn't tell her about your little STD situation, did you? 287 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,206 What? 288 00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:12,343 You're not even the slightest bit curious as to how or why 289 00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:13,946 or what made you this way? 290 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:17,787 No. I mean, I was just shocked she was kind of into me. 291 00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:21,328 Call her. I'm sure she gave you her number. 292 00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:22,797 [gun cocks] 293 00:21:24,668 --> 00:21:25,937 Call her. 294 00:21:27,674 --> 00:21:29,679 -Hey, pudding. -[Claire] Who is this? 295 00:21:29,745 --> 00:21:33,285 -Who is You don't have my number saved? - No. 296 00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:35,222 What? It's me, chocolate daddy. 297 00:21:35,289 --> 00:21:37,493 -[Claire moans] -[chuckles] 298 00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:39,965 What are you wearing? 299 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,272 [moans] You're so sexy. 300 00:21:44,141 --> 00:21:47,313 Well, if I'm so sexy, why don't you come on up? 301 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:51,956 If I wasn't home in my bed, I'd be in the elevator right now. 302 00:21:52,557 --> 00:21:53,492 She said she went home. 303 00:21:53,993 --> 00:21:55,531 You told me you was getting off at 7:00. 304 00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:58,903 I went home early. I feel like shit. 305 00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:01,241 [breathing heavily] 306 00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:03,680 I think I'm coming down with something. 307 00:22:03,746 --> 00:22:08,523 This crazy fever just, like, hit me out of nowhere. 308 00:22:09,424 --> 00:22:14,835 Well, listen, baby. I got a fever that only that ass can cure. 309 00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:18,108 -Mmm. Tell you what, I'll come to you. - Really? 310 00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:20,079 Yeah, I'll come for you. 311 00:22:20,145 --> 00:22:24,087 I'll-I'll bring you NyQuil, Gatorade, Tylenol, a couple of bananas, 312 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,994 the good homestyle chicken soup, ginger ale and a Ritz cracker. 313 00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:30,767 -Let daddy do that for you. -You're an angel. 314 00:22:31,902 --> 00:22:33,673 I'll text you my address. 315 00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:38,014 Chocolate daddy coming for you, baby. I'm on the way. I'm on the way. 316 00:22:40,052 --> 00:22:46,832 You're a sick fuck, ain't you? Okay, get your clothes and shoes on. Ticktock. 317 00:22:49,404 --> 00:22:51,976 No, I'm not leaving here without her. 318 00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:55,082 If you test negative, you're getting on the goddamn plane, Cooper. 319 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,786 This New York thing is fucked. 320 00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:59,592 Look, we will find her. I'm throwing everything at it. 321 00:22:59,658 --> 00:23:01,294 Let me stay here and lead the team. 322 00:23:01,562 --> 00:23:04,267 Look, I put my nuts on the line for this thing. 323 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,037 I still got some friends over at Langley. 324 00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:09,411 They put a QRF on standby. Some real Black Hawk Down shit. 325 00:23:09,611 --> 00:23:13,118 Do you remember what you told me after my brother got jammed up in Boston 326 00:23:13,451 --> 00:23:15,222 and I wanted to lean on those local cops? 327 00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:18,596 Jammed up? He got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven. 328 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:19,965 What did you tell me? 329 00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:26,310 [sighs] Yeah, I get it. Too close to it. 330 00:23:26,477 --> 00:23:28,482 I listened. Now it's your turn. 331 00:23:28,850 --> 00:23:30,887 You beat this shit, and we need you here 332 00:23:31,054 --> 00:23:34,394 so we can have all hands putting together the pieces of this thing. 333 00:23:34,461 --> 00:23:35,730 [device beeping] 334 00:23:43,479 --> 00:23:45,015 All clear, sir. 335 00:23:46,685 --> 00:23:47,854 [exhales heavily] 336 00:24:08,562 --> 00:24:11,134 [automated voice] You are five minutes from your destination. 337 00:24:12,771 --> 00:24:14,307 All right, time to pregame. 338 00:24:14,508 --> 00:24:16,244 [♪♪ "Sailing" playing] 339 00:24:16,311 --> 00:24:17,614 Yep. 340 00:24:20,319 --> 00:24:22,356 Counterintuitive, I know, 341 00:24:22,423 --> 00:24:25,897 but, uh, you know, just yacht rock just lasers my focus like nothing else. 342 00:24:38,421 --> 00:24:40,627 Come on, Jeremy. Hey. 343 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:46,606 ♪♪ Well, it's not far down To paradise At least it's not for me ♪♪ 344 00:24:46,739 --> 00:24:52,851 ♪♪ And if the wind is right You can sail away, Find tranquility ♪♪ 345 00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:56,659 ♪♪ Oh, the canvas Can do miracles ♪♪ 346 00:24:57,026 --> 00:24:59,296 ♪♪ Just you wait and see ♪♪ 347 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:00,365 Hey. 348 00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:02,737 ♪♪ Believe me ♪♪ 349 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:09,217 ♪♪ It's not far to Never never land ♪♪ 350 00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:11,723 ♪♪ No reason to pretend ♪♪ 351 00:25:12,156 --> 00:25:15,997 ♪♪ And if the wind is right You can find the joy ♪♪ 352 00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:18,235 ♪♪ Of innocence again ♪♪ 353 00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:22,276 ♪♪ Oh, the canvas Can do miracles ♪♪ 354 00:25:22,811 --> 00:25:24,815 ♪♪ Just you wait and see ♪♪ 355 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:28,321 ♪♪ Believe me ♪♪ 356 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,229 Right here, Jeremy. 357 00:25:32,229 --> 00:25:34,234 ♪♪ Sailing ♪♪ 358 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:41,114 ♪♪ Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be ♪♪ 359 00:25:43,686 --> 00:25:45,189 Take the last part. 360 00:25:45,322 --> 00:25:47,761 Come on, Jeremy. Sing the next part. 361 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:50,600 I don't know this song. So, I'ma just 362 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:52,637 Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 363 00:25:52,737 --> 00:25:54,273 Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross 364 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,812 and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit, okay? 365 00:25:56,945 --> 00:25:58,148 The man has been through enough. 366 00:25:58,214 --> 00:25:59,719 What the fuck are you talking about? 367 00:25:59,885 --> 00:26:02,389 Christopher crisscross? What the fuck? 368 00:26:03,324 --> 00:26:08,936 [sighs] In 1980, Christopher Cross was the shit, right? 369 00:26:10,205 --> 00:26:11,240 Five times platinum. 370 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,678 Five major Grammys. 371 00:26:13,111 --> 00:26:16,718 After all the accolades and success, what did it get him, huh? 372 00:26:18,956 --> 00:26:22,764 -Je What-What did it get him? Hello? -No, really I don't know. 373 00:26:22,864 --> 00:26:24,200 Black people don't listen to Christopher Cross. 374 00:26:24,266 --> 00:26:26,304 -What are you talking? -I don't know, man. 375 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,711 Put his career in the grave. That's what. 376 00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:34,855 Now, I'm sure you're asking yourself, how could that possibly have happened? 377 00:26:34,922 --> 00:26:36,792 Well, he got really popular really fast. 378 00:26:36,992 --> 00:26:40,399 And this is in an era without all the 24-7 social media bullshit. 379 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:43,639 So, then he starts showing up to the award shows and red carpets. 380 00:26:43,706 --> 00:26:46,946 And then people really get their first good look at him, and they're like, 381 00:26:47,112 --> 00:26:48,850 "He's just-just a regular guy." 382 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:51,287 A little balding, a little fat. 383 00:26:51,622 --> 00:26:55,129 I loved him. Voice of a generation. 384 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,404 But with MTV exploding onto the scene, shit just only got worse. 385 00:26:59,404 --> 00:27:02,845 You know, it's like, why would you wanna watch a music video of a real person 386 00:27:03,077 --> 00:27:06,619 when you could be watching a gyrating, half-naked Madonna, right? 387 00:27:07,153 --> 00:27:09,758 So, next time you're tugging on that thick, wet, noodle dick 388 00:27:09,891 --> 00:27:12,095 -Stop touching my shit. -remember that. 389 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:15,736 Okay? 390 00:27:16,672 --> 00:27:20,913 World is cruel to people who aren't beautiful. To normal people. 391 00:27:23,151 --> 00:27:24,286 Fucking cruel. 392 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,531 Learn the fucking words to that song. 393 00:27:29,598 --> 00:27:31,200 [♪♪ song ends] 394 00:27:33,004 --> 00:27:34,106 Wow. 395 00:27:37,112 --> 00:27:38,248 Nice neighborhood. 396 00:27:39,685 --> 00:27:40,987 Come on. 397 00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:45,161 Come on, Jeremy. Walk. 398 00:27:50,773 --> 00:27:51,909 All right. 399 00:27:54,147 --> 00:27:56,250 There we go. 400 00:27:57,954 --> 00:27:59,323 [doorbell rings] 401 00:27:59,858 --> 00:28:01,728 [gun cocks] 402 00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:06,538 -I don't think she's home. -Come on, come on. Ring the bell again. 403 00:28:06,605 --> 00:28:08,142 [ringing repeatedly] 404 00:28:08,207 --> 00:28:10,211 -All right. Time-out. Corner. Over there. -What? 405 00:28:10,278 --> 00:28:12,850 Time-out. Corner. Over there. Stay over there. 406 00:28:14,019 --> 00:28:15,422 Okay. 407 00:28:17,259 --> 00:28:19,396 [drill whirring] 408 00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:25,442 All right, open up. 409 00:28:37,734 --> 00:28:38,836 Hello? 410 00:28:44,313 --> 00:28:45,415 Hello? 411 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,252 [thud] 412 00:28:47,888 --> 00:28:49,189 Up the steps. 413 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:58,041 [water running] 414 00:29:17,145 --> 00:29:18,247 Hello. 415 00:30:08,381 --> 00:30:10,185 [Claire screams] 416 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,462 Shit. 417 00:30:18,201 --> 00:30:20,038 [shouts] 418 00:30:32,129 --> 00:30:33,231 What 419 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,503 [both scream] 420 00:30:44,153 --> 00:30:46,123 [Jeremy grunting] 421 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:51,467 Enough. Enough! 422 00:30:52,503 --> 00:30:54,173 [panting] 423 00:30:55,141 --> 00:30:56,277 [pan thuds] 424 00:31:02,757 --> 00:31:04,059 Come on. 425 00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,105 [gun cocks] 426 00:31:11,307 --> 00:31:12,811 -Brain or heart? -What? 427 00:31:13,645 --> 00:31:16,050 This isn't a happily ever after situation. 428 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,754 I just saved your life. 429 00:31:17,821 --> 00:31:19,558 And in return, I'm not gonna spend the afternoon 430 00:31:19,891 --> 00:31:21,494 turning you into a medieval art project. 431 00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:24,635 So, you wanna see it coming or is that gonna make it scarier? 432 00:31:25,536 --> 00:31:28,007 You know what? Come on, get up, turn around. 433 00:31:29,143 --> 00:31:33,050 Turn around. Relax. 434 00:31:33,953 --> 00:31:35,188 [Jeremy exhales heavily] 435 00:31:35,556 --> 00:31:37,627 Thank you for giving me what I deserve. 436 00:31:38,695 --> 00:31:40,566 Stop talking. 437 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,939 I ain't shit. I haven't been my whole life. I'm just a fucking loser 438 00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:48,882 that had to kill people to feel something. I ain't shit. 439 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:50,520 [chuckles] 440 00:31:50,586 --> 00:31:54,527 Probably why my Pops left. So, just come on and give it to me. 441 00:31:54,594 --> 00:31:57,299 Pull it. Pull the fucking trigger, man. 442 00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:01,808 This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate 443 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,344 and beg and bargain. 444 00:32:03,411 --> 00:32:06,417 So, come on, Jeremy. Beg. 445 00:32:08,421 --> 00:32:10,693 -Beg. -Beg for what? 446 00:32:11,628 --> 00:32:14,099 What do you want me to beg for, man? 447 00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:18,241 [chuckling] What you want me to beg for? 448 00:32:20,478 --> 00:32:22,650 I have nothing. [crying] 449 00:32:24,253 --> 00:32:26,992 I have nothing, man. [chuckles] 450 00:32:27,561 --> 00:32:31,935 And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel. 451 00:32:33,337 --> 00:32:38,649 And goddamn it, it felt so good. So do it. Pull that trigger. 452 00:32:40,619 --> 00:32:42,958 Just go on. Do it now. Pull the trigger. 453 00:32:43,090 --> 00:32:45,428 You can do it. Pull the trigger, man. 454 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:48,201 [breathing shakily] 455 00:32:52,475 --> 00:32:54,112 You hungry? 456 00:32:55,081 --> 00:32:56,551 -What? -Yeah. 457 00:32:56,618 --> 00:32:58,188 Well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper hand job 458 00:32:58,255 --> 00:33:00,225 and my blood sugar's going crazy. 459 00:33:00,425 --> 00:33:02,495 So, let's get something to eat. 460 00:33:11,555 --> 00:33:14,662 Oh my God would you look at this little slice of heaven. 461 00:33:14,662 --> 00:33:17,065 Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, 462 00:33:17,266 --> 00:33:20,140 would you kindly advise because let me tell you something, man, I'm torn. 463 00:33:20,273 --> 00:33:22,277 I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos 464 00:33:22,344 --> 00:33:26,485 and this, this right this delightful riblet entrée. 465 00:33:26,553 --> 00:33:28,958 Well, those are my two favorites. Can't go wrong. 466 00:33:29,157 --> 00:33:30,828 Come on. It's a gift. 467 00:33:31,061 --> 00:33:34,502 I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrées. It's crazy. 468 00:33:34,569 --> 00:33:38,309 You know what, can you just give us two minutes and, um, we'll make our decisions. 469 00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:40,113 [stammers] Just let us know when our table is ready. 470 00:33:40,179 --> 00:33:41,650 -[Dale] You got it. -We'll be right here. 471 00:33:41,683 --> 00:33:42,885 Thank you, Dale. 472 00:33:43,419 --> 00:33:46,092 Where every meal feels like home. 473 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,462 Look, if I wasn't on the clock, 474 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:50,661 I would be slamming these spicy marg specials. 475 00:33:50,668 --> 00:33:52,437 This place is heaven. 476 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:55,777 How much longer are you gonna be fucking with me, Captain O? 477 00:33:58,215 --> 00:34:01,488 Jeremy, Jeremy, smile. We're having fun. 478 00:34:03,425 --> 00:34:06,098 You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move, 479 00:34:06,265 --> 00:34:09,371 and I will liquefy your dick. 480 00:34:11,743 --> 00:34:13,680 -The people behind us are looking. -What? 481 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:16,385 Smile. Smile at 'em. Smile at the people behind us. 482 00:34:16,452 --> 00:34:18,289 -Smile? -The people behind. 483 00:34:21,062 --> 00:34:23,399 Why is she Why are they looking at us like that? 484 00:34:23,499 --> 00:34:26,471 You're attractive now. Gotta get used to it. 485 00:34:33,219 --> 00:34:37,160 She like that. [chuckles] Yeah, she like that. 486 00:34:37,227 --> 00:34:38,797 That's the queen of spades right there. 487 00:34:39,097 --> 00:34:40,200 The what? 488 00:34:40,267 --> 00:34:42,304 Queen of spades. You d 489 00:34:42,772 --> 00:34:45,644 You a big, fat square. You ain't never heard of queen of spades? 490 00:34:45,677 --> 00:34:49,952 A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on Black dudes. 491 00:34:50,019 --> 00:34:51,823 Well, specifically BBC. 492 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,393 Big Black-- 493 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,533 Cock. Big Black cock. BBC. That's what it stands for. 494 00:34:56,699 --> 00:34:58,169 -Big Black Cock. -[scoffs] 495 00:34:58,302 --> 00:34:59,872 -Wow. -Yeah, that's them BBC's. 496 00:34:59,939 --> 00:35:02,043 And the husband, they like to get involved. 497 00:35:02,110 --> 00:35:05,383 They like to put their phones out, take photos, videos. 498 00:35:05,449 --> 00:35:08,824 But you know what? She's Mmm. She's bringing me back. 499 00:35:08,891 --> 00:35:13,566 Never forget it. There was this girl. Butterfly Booty Meat 92. 500 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:17,107 Never forget it. I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car. 501 00:35:17,174 --> 00:35:20,548 I watched the smile fade when I pulled my hard, throbbing dick out, 502 00:35:20,614 --> 00:35:22,518 just right there ready for her. 503 00:35:22,551 --> 00:35:24,789 She look at me and says, "Ugh, I thought it might be bigger." 504 00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:26,827 -Damn. -Bitch, I sent you the photos. 505 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,865 What the fuck? What the fuck is that? 506 00:35:29,932 --> 00:35:31,034 Right. Her fault. Crazy. 507 00:35:31,101 --> 00:35:32,772 Gentlemen, your table awaits. 508 00:35:33,405 --> 00:35:36,478 -I never quite lived up to the fantasy. -Just keep walking. 509 00:35:36,546 --> 00:35:38,951 You know, without the right dick, I'm trash. 510 00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:40,721 Just keep smiling. 511 00:35:42,591 --> 00:35:46,899 -But not anymore. -Yeah. You guys look cute together. 512 00:35:51,075 --> 00:35:52,343 Not anymore. 513 00:35:54,682 --> 00:35:55,751 Fuck it. 514 00:35:55,818 --> 00:35:57,988 No. No, keep oversharing. I'm interested. 515 00:35:58,288 --> 00:36:00,393 Before the change, from what I'm understanding 516 00:36:00,594 --> 00:36:01,663 about your situation, you were 517 00:36:01,730 --> 00:36:03,567 -Not attractive. -You hated yourself? 518 00:36:03,633 --> 00:36:06,974 I hated the way the world made me feel about myself. 519 00:36:07,775 --> 00:36:09,512 You know, let's-let's keep it real. 520 00:36:09,979 --> 00:36:14,187 White dudes, light skinned men, they get more. 521 00:36:14,454 --> 00:36:19,699 More women, more dates, more attention. More, more, more. 522 00:36:19,832 --> 00:36:23,807 I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7. I feel like I'll win a goddamn Oscar. 523 00:36:23,874 --> 00:36:26,679 [Dale] Complimentary fries for the table. 524 00:36:26,712 --> 00:36:29,184 -Dale, thank you. -You're welcome. Are you ready to order? 525 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:34,862 You know what? We are, actually. Yeah. We're gonna do those riblets. 526 00:36:35,429 --> 00:36:38,169 -[Dale] Good choice. -Thank you. Come on. 527 00:36:39,237 --> 00:36:43,245 Why you keep fussing with that thing? You blow up people for a living. 528 00:36:43,646 --> 00:36:45,817 And you know scars, they are kinda badass. 529 00:36:45,884 --> 00:36:48,322 You focus on the wrong side of my face. 530 00:36:50,627 --> 00:36:53,833 You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize. 531 00:36:56,606 --> 00:36:58,810 Oh, shit. 532 00:36:59,712 --> 00:37:03,386 Ooh. Ooh. You-You got it too? 533 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,594 Early adopter. More purified version straight from the lab. 534 00:37:08,362 --> 00:37:13,406 Highly experimental envelope-pushing gene therapy using viral RNA technology. 535 00:37:13,707 --> 00:37:15,309 To put it more simply, um, 536 00:37:15,409 --> 00:37:17,982 near complete ground-up turbocharged remodel 537 00:37:18,282 --> 00:37:19,986 of your physical self on a cellular level. 538 00:37:20,019 --> 00:37:21,254 Experimental. 539 00:37:21,488 --> 00:37:22,457 One dose. 540 00:37:23,392 --> 00:37:25,958 One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth 541 00:37:25,965 --> 00:37:27,601 any human is ever gonna get. 542 00:37:28,469 --> 00:37:31,075 Which of course comes with 543 00:37:31,142 --> 00:37:34,749 Take Ozempic. Pharma company is valued at 500 billion. 544 00:37:34,915 --> 00:37:38,690 What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh? One trillion, 500 trillion? 545 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:42,430 So, then when a yahoo lab tech steals a trial version, 546 00:37:42,531 --> 00:37:44,535 and he starts fucking and spreading this shit? 547 00:37:45,469 --> 00:37:47,575 -Now we have a problem. -Black market. 548 00:37:48,710 --> 00:37:52,918 But the sexual transmission is, uh-- is more of a bug than a feature. 549 00:37:53,385 --> 00:37:57,052 Like the easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money 550 00:37:57,059 --> 00:37:58,897 on the expensive name-brand shit. 551 00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:02,103 And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO. 552 00:38:02,403 --> 00:38:06,312 So, then they hire somebody like me. A consultant. 553 00:38:06,579 --> 00:38:07,682 Right. 554 00:38:07,748 --> 00:38:09,952 To, uh, take care of their problems. 555 00:38:12,925 --> 00:38:16,566 I bet that pays well enough for these bitches to look past 556 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:19,806 that Bond villain face you got going on. 557 00:38:19,838 --> 00:38:22,010 [both laugh] 558 00:38:23,279 --> 00:38:26,886 Yeah, well, no wanton housewife's kicking me out of bed, chubby bubby. 559 00:38:28,623 --> 00:38:29,424 Mm-hmm. 560 00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:31,629 That. That right there. 561 00:38:33,031 --> 00:38:35,938 No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance. 562 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,512 Now, somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, 563 00:38:39,712 --> 00:38:43,920 you saw another opportunity to kill, and you felt compelled to take it. 564 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,526 You got a real darkness in you. 565 00:38:47,594 --> 00:38:50,032 -You know, my son's a bit like you. -Your son? 566 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:55,109 You're like 30 years old. How old is this son? 567 00:38:57,346 --> 00:38:58,248 [sniffs] 568 00:38:58,550 --> 00:39:00,220 I'm 65 years old. 569 00:39:01,523 --> 00:39:04,962 You're a lot like my son, but he's having a rough go at it right now. 570 00:39:05,029 --> 00:39:07,466 It's not fun to see, but, you know, fortunately for him, 571 00:39:07,568 --> 00:39:09,404 he has the tools to find his way through it. 572 00:39:09,471 --> 00:39:11,375 But you on the other hand. No, no, no. 573 00:39:11,441 --> 00:39:14,749 You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rake 574 00:39:14,882 --> 00:39:16,719 that the world has laying around. 575 00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:19,023 Cultivate your anger. 576 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:24,868 You know, maybe, uh, maybe even get paid while we're at it, right? 577 00:39:26,673 --> 00:39:28,843 What is this? Some 578 00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:32,552 assassin big brother program? 579 00:39:32,618 --> 00:39:34,555 Think of it as a mutual agreement. 580 00:39:36,057 --> 00:39:37,159 I have needs as well. 581 00:39:38,061 --> 00:39:39,430 What do you need? 582 00:39:42,571 --> 00:39:45,910 A protégé. A killer. 583 00:39:48,616 --> 00:39:50,787 [Dale] Two riblets. 584 00:39:51,121 --> 00:39:55,195 Wow. Thank you, Dale. Top marks for speed, my brother. 585 00:39:56,632 --> 00:39:59,470 [chuckles] Big tip, brother. 586 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:04,180 -[giggling] -[Antonio] This guy. Wow. 587 00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,523 Dig in. 588 00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:13,800 [Cooper] So, she literally exploded? 589 00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:16,906 -Yes. -[woman screams] 590 00:40:20,514 --> 00:40:23,385 [Monroe] I looked at the Paris photos. So much worse than that. 591 00:40:23,987 --> 00:40:26,793 I was outside. Hear the blast radius was internal. 592 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:29,264 Encapsulated. You saw the scene? 593 00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:31,635 -[camera shutter clicking] -[Monroe] I did. 594 00:40:33,005 --> 00:40:34,775 [thermometer beeping] 595 00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:43,793 Liver temperature ten hours after incident is 180 degrees. 596 00:40:45,162 --> 00:40:48,502 Holy shit. It's still that high? 597 00:40:53,278 --> 00:40:56,117 -[Manny] Brittany! -[Brittany screams] 598 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,227 -[door lock buzzes] -[screaming in distance] 599 00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:05,135 [person coughing] 600 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,676 Monroe. 601 00:41:09,978 --> 00:41:11,783 What is this? 602 00:41:11,949 --> 00:41:14,488 Condé Nast staffers in the blast range who instantly tested positive. 603 00:41:14,755 --> 00:41:17,895 Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths. 604 00:41:18,028 --> 00:41:20,667 Typical mucous membrane transmission. 605 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,805 Viral load levels are all over the map. 606 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,677 -What are we doing with them? -Awaiting instruction. 607 00:41:27,881 --> 00:41:34,026 Your interview subject is traumatized but cooperative. So far. 608 00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:36,866 Not positive? 609 00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:39,872 Not yet. 45895

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