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Come on. Throw the football, Ike.
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No on dahdo.
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Dude! You're not gonna
believe what Cartman has!
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Hepatitis B?
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No, dickhole. Four tickets,
28th row, for the Raging Pussies!
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…You got Raging Pussies tickets??
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We're going tomorrow night! Cartman's
got the bus schedule all figured out!
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Hold on. I'll be right back.
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Mom, Dad, can I go with the
guys to see the Raging Pussies?
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No, Kyle.
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But all the guys are going!
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Kyle, you're not old enough, and
those concerts are dangerous and vile.
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-But Mom, I- -The
answer is no, Kyle!
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My parents said I can't go.
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Well, of course your
parents said you can't go!
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Dummy, you don't ask if you can go!
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I'm telling my parents I'm
staying at Stan's house,
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Stan's telling his parents
he's staying at Kenny's house,
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and Kenny's not telling
his parents anything,
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'cause they're alcoholics
and they don't care!
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Ah. Oh, now I already told them.
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Well, I guess you're screwed, then.
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No! It's alright! Just give me some time
to work on them. I'll see you guys later.
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…But what if I do a bunchof chores around
the house? Come on, you're being unfair!
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Alright. Fine, Kyle, you can
go to the Raging Pussies concert
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if you clean out the garage, shovel the
driveway and bring democracy to Cuba!
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What's Cuba?
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A communist country run by a
dictator named Fidel Castro.
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And do I have to shovel the whole
driveway, or just the side the car is on?
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The whole thing.
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Hoh, geez.
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Dear Mr. Castro:
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My name is Kyle.
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I am an eight-year-old American
boy who lives in South Park.
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And if I had just one wish,
just one wish in the whole world,
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If I had one wish it'd
be for Cuba to change.
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Because I think that all
the Cubans are in pain
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All the joy in the world,
from sea to shining sea
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Doesn't mean a thing
if Cubans aren't free
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I just can't be very
happy, that's certain
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Not as long as your Cubans are hurtin'
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Oh, won't you search your soul
and find a way to change your mind?
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That is my one and only wish.
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¡¡Llamen a todos junto!!
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Once again, this does marks
the end of Communism in Cuba.
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Cuban dictator Fidel Castro claims he was
finally convinced by a young boy's letter.
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Now the country is again
open to American tourism.
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Plans can finally resume
for Knott's Berry Farm Cuba.
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I did it! Now I can go
to the Raging Pussies!
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No you can't!
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What??
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Kyle, your mother and I don't want you
going to the Raging Pussies concert!
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We gave you a chore that
we thought was impossible.
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You weren't supposed to actually do it.
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But I did! Ah, I brought
-democracy to Cuba!
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We know, Kyle, but we just don't
want you going to their concert.
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But that's not fair! You lied to me!
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Kyle, perhaps we
handled this wrong, buh-
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but you need to understand
that we don't want-
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What I understand is that
you totally screwed me over!!
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So why should I have to listen to you?!
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Because we're your parents!
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We I wish I didn't have any parents!
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Kyle!
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It's so unfair! How can
my parents do that to me?!
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Parents can be pretty cruel
sometimes, dude. They get off on it.
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They're evil! I WISH I
DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS!
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Well, you… could make
them… go away for a while.
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How?!
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Well, I mean, you… could… call the police
and have them take your parents away.
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The police?
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Yeah, I saw it on TV.
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All you gotta do is call the police and
say that your parents both molestered you.
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What's that?
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I don't know, but it works.
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When I wanted to get rid
of my mom's last boyfriend,
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I just called the police, and
said he was molestering me,
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and I haven't seen him for three months.
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Wow! Three months without parents!
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(Wow, that is awesome!)
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But what do the police do to them?
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Who cares? My parents deserve whatever
they get. They're liars and cheats.
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You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police. You have to be like,
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"my parents molestered me."
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"My parents molestered me."
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"No, but you've gotta cry, like this:
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"My parents molestered me."
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And then they'll say somethng like,
"Was it a good touch or a bad touch?"
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and you say "Ih, it was a good touch" or
- no wait, you say it was a bad touch."
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What's "bad touch"?
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Something about a swimsuit
- I don't remember,
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but you definitely answer "bad touch".
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Okay, molestered, bad touch.
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Yeah, And cry. Oh, he's ready.
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Oh my God, this isn't happening. I
would never touch my children like that.
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You do have the right to remain silent,
ma'am. I suggest you use that right.
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Ugh, pleae, just listen to me! What about
my children? Who will take care of them?
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Oh, now you care?! They're going
to live with their grandmother.
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Their grandmother's been
dead for three years.
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You're not listening to me.
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Kyle, tell these people that
your mother never raped you!
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Tell them! It's my fault.
Say it! Tell them right now!!
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They'll never be able to hurt you again.
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Cool, thanks.
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Alright, folks. Our work here is done.
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Alright!
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Dude! Having no parents is awesome! I'm
gonna say my parents molestered me, too.
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Hey, yeah! We should all say
our parents molestered us!
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Yeah, uh huh, woo hoo!
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The following hot presentation
is for mature audiences only.
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You guys! Come out here!
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What's going on?
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Notice anything?
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Watch.
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…Nothing.
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Yeah, nothing. There's
not an adult left in town.
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They've all been arrested, and
the ones that weren't arrested
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have moved away because
they're scared of being arrested
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Not one adult left?
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…Then it's ours. The
whole town. It's ours.
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Oh, sweetie, I have
no idea where we are.
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I haven't seen a road marker for miles.
What was the last highway we were on?
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There has to be a town
around here somewhere.
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Maybe you're reading the map wrong.
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Hey, it was your idea
to take the backroads.
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What the?
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Oh no. No, no, no, no.
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What's the matter with it?
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I have no idea.
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Oh, we're gonna have
to find some help quick.
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We're not gonna make it
more than a couple of miles.
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Oh, look! There's a town up ahead.
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Smiley Town? That's a strange name.
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Well, it'll have to do. It's probably
the only town for a hundred miles.
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Hello? Is anybody here?
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Hoh, hahh, can I
- help you folks?
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…Yes, we need a mechanic
to look at our car.
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Oh, well-l-l, uh, I'm the mec-hanic, I
guess. Woh-what seems to be the problem?
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…It's… just you here?
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No, uh Craig's here, too.
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Oh, good.
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But he's playing Spaceman
right now. Huh. Hey, Craig!
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What?
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Look we're in a bit of a spot here!
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I've got a very important job interview
tomorrow morning in Breckenridge,
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so I have to get my car fixed fast!
Is there another garage in town?
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Huuuhhhh, no.
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How about a phone? Can
we just use the phone?
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Phone here doesn't work. Haa-I'm
afraid the only phone that does work…
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is over in Treasure Cove.
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Fine! Can you take us there?
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You… sure you wanna go to Treasure Cove?
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Yes.
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Uhh rrreeally are you sure?
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Yes.
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Oh, alright then. Uh,
show 'em where it is.
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This is the end of Smiley Town.
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The only phone is
somehwere in Treasure Cove.
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If you wanna find it, you're
gonna have to cross the white line.
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Well, can you help us
find the phone, please?
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Hell no! I'm not
crossing the white line.
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Why not?!
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Alright, let's just… go, Linda. I don't
have time for Spaceman Spiff's little games.
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-Craig.
-What?
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It's Spaceman Craig.
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Carousel.
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Look, there's an elementary school
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Come on, there might
be some teachers inside.
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What is that?
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What do you want from us??
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Linda, it's a remote-controlled car.
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Looks like maybe there's
a little camera on it.
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Mark, I don't like this.
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Relax, Linda, everything's fine. Ow. Ow.
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What is it?! Acid?!
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No, ud, it's lemon juice.
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Oh God! Are you blind?!
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No, it just really,
really, really hurts!
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Mark? Mark, look.
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Well, hello. What's your name?
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What
- what do you want?
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We wanna play.
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Mark, I'm scared!
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Don't be scared. They're just
kids. Where are your parents?!
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We already played with our parents.
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How, we wanna play wit' youuuu.
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…Okay, I'm scared now,
too. That freaked me out.
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We wanna play wit' you!
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Get off me!
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Oh God, Mark! Help!
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Oh no! She's crossing the white line!
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Spitwads!
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Take that, kindergartners!
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What the hell is gong on here?!
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Kindergartners. Treasure
Cove is full of them.
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Alright, kid! We demand to
see an adult this instant!
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I got new orders. I'm supposed
to take you to see the mayor.
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The mayor! Good! Finally!
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cotner.
Won't you come in, please?
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Mr. and Mrs. Cotner, as the mayor of Smiley Town, I would like to ask you a few questions.
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You're the mayor? What the hell is
gong on here?! Where are your parents?!
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Parents?
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Ah, you mean the birth-givers.
They're not around.
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No parents in the entire
town? What happened to them?
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Okay, see, I am the mayor of Smiley Town,
and so I will ask the questions around hyah!
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Look, just point us to
a phone, kid, alright?
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Eheh, I'm afraid you'll find all
the phones… quite out of service.
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No phones, either?
How do you communicate?
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Butters, I need an ETA on the car, stat.
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Alright, we've had
just about enough here!
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That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever seen!
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I don't care what little games you kids
wanna play, we just want outta here, alright?
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It's gonna be about three days.
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So, it appears that you need
me. Which is good, because…
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I need you, too. Ringy-ding?
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I have the job interview
of my life in Breckenridge!
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Just tell me how to
get to a phone or a car!
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Spitball!
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You sons of bitches!
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You see what we're dealing with here.
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Tonight is Carousel. And they
will try to kill one of us.
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Eh, you two seem to have the uncanny
ability to cross the white line.
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If you help us, we'll
get you what you need.
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Mark, are we doing the right thing?
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Look! If getting the stupid book will
get me a cell phone, I don't care!
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I just don't know if you're dealing
with these kids the right way.
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Well, I told you I can't
deal with kids, Linda!
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That's why I don't
want to have children!
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Hey, I think you'd make a great father.
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Oh, let's not go through
this again, Linda.
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D- Look, here's the book they've
been talking about- it makes no sense.
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My God! Mark!
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What is it??
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It's a boy.
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They… killed him.
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The bastards. Oh, Mark,
let's get out of here.
237
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,777
Oh no!
238
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,056
Mark!
239
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,163
The fat kid told us to take it.
240
00:12:57,634 --> 00:13:00,052
Wuh. Aah! Mark! Mark, wake up!
241
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,658
You guys, stop it!
242
00:13:05,982 --> 00:13:07,988
Sorry about them. Kindergartners
are kind of spazzes.
243
00:13:08,023 --> 00:13:08,568
Yeah.
244
00:13:08,603 --> 00:13:09,870
Why are you doing this?
245
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:11,239
How come you wanna help the fatass?!
246
00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:11,944
Who?
247
00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:12,960
The fatass. The mayor.
248
00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:16,494
Look, I have the job interview
of my life in less than-
249
00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:19,698
-12 hours! I just need a phone,
250
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,223
and he said he'd help me if I took your
book so you couldn't… kill them anymore.
251
00:13:23,297 --> 00:13:24,647
You got foolied, outlander!
252
00:13:24,648 --> 00:13:26,161
We're the only ones
with a working phone.
253
00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:29,556
And if you had taken our book, then it's
one of us who dies tonight at Carousel!
254
00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:32,786
Uh, how did this all happen? Why do
you children live in this town alone?
255
00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:35,329
Because we do. It was like this
yesterday, and the day before that.
256
00:13:35,364 --> 00:13:36,679
But what about before that?
257
00:13:36,714 --> 00:13:39,246
You mean in the Before
time? In the long, long ago?
258
00:13:39,281 --> 00:13:39,983
Yes!!
259
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,768
If we tell you, will
you help us stop Fatass?
260
00:13:41,803 --> 00:13:44,103
I'll do anything to get to a phone!
261
00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:45,832
Alright. Everybody gather round.
262
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,888
We're gonna tell the story
of the Before time again.
263
00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:49,566
The Before time.
264
00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:51,034
The story of the Before time.
265
00:13:51,069 --> 00:13:54,928
Way back, in the long long ago, we
all lived by the birthgivers' laws.
266
00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:56,388
But the birthgivers were unfair.
267
00:13:56,389 --> 00:13:58,250
They made us go to bed
early and eat broccoli.
268
00:13:58,285 --> 00:13:59,463
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
269
00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:02,673
And so the fatass came up with a way
to have all the birthgivers disappear.
270
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:04,432
...by using the magic M word.
271
00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:08,117
Soon we were without
power, water, or fresh food.
272
00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:12,151
But we tried to survive. Under
the guidance of… the Provider.
273
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:15,297
Provider. Provider.
274
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,680
The fatass and us disagreed
on how to worship the provider.
275
00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:20,813
The fatass tried to make us follow his
way by making himself the school principal.
276
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,769
So we made ourselves the
superintendents of school.
277
00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:24,399
But then he just made himself the mayor.
278
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,011
The town split sides and that's
when the Provider got angry.
279
00:14:28,607 --> 00:14:31,404
So now, every night, the Provider
must be appeased at Carousel.
280
00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:33,475
We need their book so
one of ours doesn't die.
281
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,566
Carousel, Carousel.
282
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:38,214
We all know that one day,
the Provider will set us free.
283
00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:40,369
Make everything like it
was in the before time.
284
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:41,838
In the long, long ago.
285
00:14:41,979 --> 00:14:43,276
Ah-ah-ah-ah,let me
get this straight:
286
00:14:43,277 --> 00:14:46,703
if I go get the fat kid's book on
the other side of the white line,
287
00:14:46,704 --> 00:14:48,626
you'll show me where a cell phone is?
288
00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,029
Yes. No foolies.
289
00:14:50,064 --> 00:14:51,441
No foolies.
290
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:54,121
No, uh, it's it's it's
right out here. Come on.
291
00:14:54,657 --> 00:14:57,732
Linda, I want you to just go back
to the car and wait for me, alright?
292
00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:00,566
I'll go get that fat kid's
book so I can use their phone.
293
00:15:00,779 --> 00:15:01,729
Mark, I'm scared.
294
00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:03,646
I know, but this will all be over soon.
295
00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:13,850
Oh, Gerald, I haven't
seen you for so long!
296
00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:15,742
Hello, honey, how has
prison been for you?
297
00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:17,655
Oh, it's awful! Just awful.
298
00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:19,839
Alright parents, let's
all take our seats.
299
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:24,013
My name is Scott Evans, and I am
a prison rehabilitation counselor.
300
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,503
Uh, excuse me, but my wife and I
honestly never touched our child.
301
00:15:27,538 --> 00:15:28,649
Eh, neither did we.
302
00:15:28,684 --> 00:15:29,600
We didn't, either.
303
00:15:29,635 --> 00:15:30,846
Enough, enough!
304
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:34,683
Look, it's obvious we have a lot of emotional
issues and personal demons to face here.
305
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,577
During your prison time, you will
all be spending one hour a day
306
00:15:37,578 --> 00:15:39,149
in therapy here with me.
307
00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:43,140
What I want you to do is learn to
control those sick, sexual urges you have.
308
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:44,603
Now we're gonna try an exercise:
309
00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:47,604
I'm gonna confront you with
what you lust after most.
310
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,159
Alright parents, now I,
I know this is difficult,
311
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,592
but I want you to just
look at this child.
312
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:56,043
Just try to suppress
your urges to rape him.
313
00:15:57,474 --> 00:16:00,784
Just think about somethin' else.
Think about clouds and beaches.
314
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,290
Don't think about his
supple, soft little body.
315
00:16:03,357 --> 00:16:05,380
Oh, that's disgusting!!!
Now, now stop this!!
316
00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:06,826
Fight your urges, Mr. Broflovski!
317
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,162
I don't have any urges!
318
00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:10,517
I can't help you if you
won't admit you need help!!
319
00:16:10,518 --> 00:16:12,051
Now sit down!
320
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:15,191
Look, I know this is very
difficult for all of you.
321
00:16:15,192 --> 00:16:17,402
Most of you are still in
denial about what you've done!
322
00:16:17,403 --> 00:16:20,765
To you it seems you've never raped
your children at all! But you did.
323
00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:23,499
Help meeee help youuuu.
324
00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:25,833
Now let's try again.
325
00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:31,962
Look at this young man. Just look.
Don't rape. Fight it. Fight it!
326
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:35,798
Oh God, God, please just
let us out of this place.
327
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:40,945
I think I found the problem,
ma'am. A broken window roller-upper.
328
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:44,254
Oh no. NO! Aaaah!
329
00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,316
Where is your husband?
330
00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:50,083
Seize her!
331
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:55,039
Alright, I got the book for you.
332
00:16:55,074 --> 00:16:56,936
Awesu-home!
333
00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:58,190
Now, can I please have the cell phone?
334
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,153
Sure, outlander. I'll get it
335
00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:01,092
Outlander!
336
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:05,199
Outlander! We have your woman!
337
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:08,214
She still lives, outlander!
338
00:17:08,693 --> 00:17:11,758
Outlander, her blood was fair!
339
00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:13,651
Oo what the heck are you talkin' about?
340
00:17:13,686 --> 00:17:14,930
Butters, calm down, ahright?
341
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:20,968
Okay, so what are some other things that
we can do besides molest our children?
342
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,876
See a movie?
343
00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:25,301
Sure, "see a movie"'s good.
344
00:17:25,302 --> 00:17:27,955
We could see a movie instead of
molesting our children. What else?
345
00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:29,501
Make a sweater?
346
00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:31,640
Uh huh. I'll put ah, knitting, sewing.
347
00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:32,677
Who's got another one?"
348
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,591
Molest children?
349
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:37,544
Nonono, we're looking for things to
do besides molesting our children.
350
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:39,573
Oh. Fishing?
351
00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:41,026
Fishing's good. Uh huh.
352
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,777
I believe you have something of ours,
outlander! Give it back, or the female gets it!
353
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,180
Give him the book back.
354
00:17:48,215 --> 00:17:50,489
No. If they have it, one of
ours will die for Carousel!
355
00:17:50,524 --> 00:17:52,701
We're running outu of time!
Hand our book over, quick!
356
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:55,294
Enough of this! You kids
are all in big trouble!
357
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,537
The Provider awakes!
358
00:18:05,572 --> 00:18:07,295
It's time for Carousel!
359
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,476
Haha, your side doesn't
have its book, fatass!
360
00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:11,497
That means someone on your
side is sacrificed tonight.
361
00:18:11,532 --> 00:18:15,599
Aw, damnit! Alright. It is
decided. Butters, your turn.
362
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,284
Oh, I'm gonna be
sacrificed to the Provider!
363
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,823
Stop right there! Nobody's
killing anybody tonight!
364
00:18:21,858 --> 00:18:24,711
Be careful, Mark. They'll nake
you disappear with the M word.
365
00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:27,005
Yeah, we'll call the police
and say you molestered us, too.
366
00:18:27,218 --> 00:18:28,090
What?
367
00:18:30,063 --> 00:18:32,354
I'm here for you, Provider! Uh, take me!
368
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:34,659
Is that what happened
to the adults here?!
369
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:36,900
You lied to the police and
said they molested you?!
370
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:39,213
My God, they were your parents!
371
00:18:40,658 --> 00:18:41,555
Parents?
372
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:45,251
The birth-givers! Your birthgivers.
373
00:18:45,252 --> 00:18:48,265
Don't you remember?
They are your providers!
374
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:53,150
Not some statue! And they're not up
in some fantastical faraway land now.
375
00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:54,857
They're in prison.
376
00:18:54,858 --> 00:18:58,868
Probably crying themselves
to sleep, cold and lonely and…
377
00:18:58,869 --> 00:19:02,411
I'm sure missing you
all very, very much.
378
00:19:04,716 --> 00:19:07,342
Your birthgivers took care of you.
379
00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:09,936
That's what their laws and their
rules were for, because they
380
00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:13,274
love you, and they didn't want
you to end up living like… th-this!
381
00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:15,515
He won't take care of you.
382
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,461
Your parents… your…
383
00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:21,359
providers… will.
384
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,907
Parents. Mom. Dad.
385
00:19:25,942 --> 00:19:27,680
Oh boy, here it comes!
386
00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:31,235
If you want things to be the
way they were in the before time,
387
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,206
in the long, long ago,
388
00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:37,467
you all need to call the police and
tell them you lied about them M word.
389
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,321
He's right, dude. Things were a
lot better with our parents around.
390
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:43,761
Yeah. I guess their
rules did have a point.
391
00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:46,378
Things have gotten a lot worse in
the ten days since they've been gone.
392
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:49,918
Ten days?? It's only been
ten days since they left??
393
00:19:49,953 --> 00:19:51,061
Take him down.
394
00:19:51,096 --> 00:19:54,283
Hey, uh, what are you doin'?? Ha-I'm
ready to give myself to Mr. Elway.
395
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,842
Here's our cell phone, dude.
Will you call the police for us?
396
00:19:57,411 --> 00:20:00,953
Hey. Looks like you're not
so bad with kids after all.
397
00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:03,893
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Maybe we should have some.
398
00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:07,324
Yeah, right. After all this, I'm
getting my tubes ties tomorrow!
399
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,047
Come on, you guys! Our parents
are gonna be back any minute!
400
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,720
Do you think they're gonna
pissed at us for lying that
401
00:20:17,721 --> 00:20:19,524
they molested us and sending
them all to jail for ten days?
402
00:20:19,559 --> 00:20:21,730
Well, they can't be too pissed
off. I mean, we made them a banner.
403
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:22,967
Hey, kids.
404
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:23,943
Hey, you guys came back!
405
00:20:23,978 --> 00:20:25,263
Did you make it to your job interview?
406
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,876
Yeah. I got the job.
407
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,511
You're looking at the new manager
of Denny's in Breckenridge.
408
00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:31,117
And I got my tubes tied.
409
00:20:31,152 --> 00:20:31,928
Alright!
410
00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:33,302
Well, thnaks for everything, you guys.
411
00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:35,560
You really helped us see
how important parents are.
412
00:20:35,595 --> 00:20:36,188
Yeah.
413
00:20:36,223 --> 00:20:37,716
Hey! Here they come!
414
00:20:40,688 --> 00:20:41,764
Mom! Dad!
415
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:42,659
Kids!
416
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:47,040
…Come here, come here.
417
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:50,444
Oh, Kyle. Ike, sweetie, you're OK.
418
00:20:50,479 --> 00:20:51,713
Yeah. We're fine.
419
00:20:51,748 --> 00:20:55,248
Kyle, we're so sorry for the
horrible sexual abuse over the years.
420
00:20:55,249 --> 00:20:56,697
But we're all better now.
421
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:57,958
But you didn't do anything to me.
422
00:20:57,993 --> 00:21:01,612
Hup, we did. We've come to terms with it
through therapy and learned to admit it.
423
00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:03,083
It won't happen again.
424
00:21:03,118 --> 00:21:04,248
But, you guys, I-
425
00:21:04,283 --> 00:21:08,201
Oh, Stanley, I wish we could take back
all the years of abuse, but we can't.
426
00:21:08,236 --> 00:21:11,320
We've learned to overcome
it, son. You'll see.
427
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:15,425
We love you, son, but we only love
you in a platonic way from now on.
428
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,273
Oo-what the heck are you talkin' about?
429
00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:20,999
Kenny? Kenny, we're sorry. Where is he?
430
00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:24,417
Everything's gonna be alright
now, Jenny. Come on, let's go home.
431
00:21:27,643 --> 00:21:29,689
Well, what are you kids gonna do now?
432
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:31,829
I dunno. You guys wanna
build a snow igloo?
433
00:21:31,864 --> 00:21:32,569
Sure.
434
00:21:32,604 --> 00:21:34,774
Snow igloos kick ass.
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