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Today, we are going
to talk about hell!
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Hello, satan!
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Saddam.
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Us jews don't
believe in hell.
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But what if
we're wrong?
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Let's go!
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They killed kenny!
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He had sins that
he didn't confess!
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No, saddam, i told you,
i'm with chris now.
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Boys, it is your
christian duty
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To save the souls
of your friends.
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I love you, satan.
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I love you too, saddam.
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Agh! Agh!
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Fonz, there is no way you can jump
that shark with your waterskis!
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Ay, i've gotta try,
richie!
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Ooh!
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Dude, if this guy's
going to hell?
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Who's gonna save us?
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Well, it looks like
we're gonna have to save
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Everyone in this town
ourselves!
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Go fonz!
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Aaaayyyy-
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And now the exciting conclusion
of "south park"!
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Aayyyyy!
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Aaghgh!
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I told him
he couldn't do it.
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I am saying this because
we must be saved-A!
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The lord is powerful
and he will smote the sinners
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And send them
to everlasting hell-A!
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If you do not live
your life for him-A!
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Then to the lake of fire
you shall go-A!
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You see that, parents?
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Your children have refused to come
in to class since this morning!
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I'm afraid your son
is the leader, ms. Cartman.
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Apparently he's read
the entire bible
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And now he's scaring
the hell out of everyone.
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Poopie-Kins!
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It's time to stop preaching
damnation to everyone, sweetie.
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Don't you guys, um...
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Persercrute our
religious beliefs!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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We're not trying to
persecute you, kids.
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But you're supposed
to be in school!
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What purpose
does school have?
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The bible says
the only goal in this life
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Is to praise god and
get into heaven!
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Yeah, this life is short,
the afterlife is forever!
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Don't listen to them, kids,
you have to go to school!
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Many of you knew
kenny mckormick.
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He was a playful, school-Going
eight-Year-Old.
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And then yesterday...
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He was smacked down
by the lord-A!
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God bitch slapped him right
to the fiery depths of hell!
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So when will you go?
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Tomorrow, ten years?
Does it matter?
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No!
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Because unless you give
this life to the lord,
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That life belongs
to satan!
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Agh!
Agh!
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But we cannot worship god
in that church
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Where the priest
of sin resides!
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So we will build
a new church!
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With crystal walls,
a ceiling eighty-Feet high,
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And a slide that connects this
part myha to this part mhya!
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Who will help us!
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I will!
I will!
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Praise god-A!
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If i go spend the night
with saddam,
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Then it's over
between me and chris.
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Chris has been
so nice to me.
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And i know saddam will
just hurt me again.
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Maybe i'll just
go talk to saddam.
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I need closure, yeah,
that's it, i need closure.
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What am i doing?
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What took ya
so long, baby?
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Saddam, i'm just
here to talk.
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Great, let's talk!
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Mmm, this bed
is comfy-Womfy!
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Saddam, i only came here
because i need closure.
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Sounds fun, you know me,
i'll try anything!
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No, saddam,
listen to me-
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Would you like a drink?
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Maybe just a little one,
i have to go back soon.
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I need you to understand that
we can't be together anymore.
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I need you tonot
come by the condo,
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Andnottry
to see me.
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Chris thinks we can all
be friends, but i don't.
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And i have to focus
on chris now.
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What is this?
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These hotels have all kinds
of crazy channels.
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Saddam, will you
listen to me?
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Chris is
a great person!
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He is the one i want
to be with now!
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Really, so then
what are you doing here?
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I don't know about you,
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But this video is
gettin' me pretty hot.
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Saddam...
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Here, have another drink.
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Ugh, oh god,
my head!
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I drank too much...
chris?
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Oh no!
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Man, look at that!
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We went through fourteen
bottles of vegetable oil!
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Ooh, i'm all greasy!
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Oh god,
what time is it?
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Last night was awesome!
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Aren't we
together again now?
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I don't know,
i guess so.
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But now i have to go home
and tell chris.
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Screw him!
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No, saddam, i at least
owe him an explanation.
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I just don't know
what i'm gonna say.
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I know how to solve
this little problem.
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We are now entering ensenada,
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The second largest city
on the mexican baja peninsula.
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We have now traveled over 2000
miles since leaving new york city!
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We'll just be stopping here
for a few moments for gas
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And then our tour will continue
on to its final destination!
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Oiga, hay algo pegado
bajo el autobus!
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Que? What's stuck to
the bottom of the bus?
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Hmph!
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Oh, goodness.
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We must have run over a little
mexican further up north.
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Is it okay?
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Pienso que si.
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Well, here's fifty
for the gas,adios!
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Where am i?
Que?
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Where am i?
Que?
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It is beautiful.
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Thine church is
almost completeth.
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There's no way god would
want to send us to hell now!
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Yeah this church
kicks a-
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It, it kicks.
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Hello, boys.
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Don't try to take me
away again, mom and dad!
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I told you, i renounced
the jewish faith!
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It's not that, kyle.
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It's just that eric's mother
needs to see you all right away.
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Just really quick, she says
it's very important.
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Very well,
yea, guys,
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Let us walk to mine home
and see what mine mom wants.
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I sure hope this works.
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Hello, kiddies!
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I made you all powdered-Donut
pancake surprise!
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Wow, cool!
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No, it is a trick!
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Do not vex me,
oh temptress!
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What?
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This is a distraction
from our work on the church!
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Do not think that you can
tempt us with toys...
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And games...
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And tidings of powdered-Donut
pancake surprise!
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For it is the afterlife
we concern ourselves with!
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Not the pleasures
on this earth!
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But salvation
in the world after!
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Yeah!
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Oh, well,
alrighty then.
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I don't think it worked.
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Aw!
Aw!
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Let us get back to
our work at the church.
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Yea, i shall answer
the phone-Na.
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Hello?
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Mprh mprm rm
rmph rm rmph!
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Oh my god!
What?
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It's kenny, he's calling
from beyond the grave!
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Kenny?
What's he say!
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Ask him what
hell is like!
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Kenny, you have to
tell us about hell!
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Give us every last
horrible detail!
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Um...
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Oh god, chris is gonna be
so mad at me!
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Well, here goes...
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Hey, you.
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Hi, chris.
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You...
were out all night.
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Yeah, i just...
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Spent the night walking
around the marina.
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Satan, you know you're
not a very good liar.
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You went and saw saddam,
didn't you?
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Yes.
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Satan...
i understand.
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What?
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I still feel secure
and safe with you.
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Oh, no!
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What, what's wrong?
I said it's okay.
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I know!
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Well, what more
do you want from me?
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Well, could you not be
such a pussy about it?
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I mean,
can't you just say
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"If you ever see saddam again
i'll break your legs"
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Or "i'm gonna go kick
saddam's ass" or something?
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Satan, i'm a 90s man.
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I cry when i need to,
i share my feelings
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And i keep my mind open
about everything.
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Just give me some boundaries,
be jealous!
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Go throw a football around,
for christ's sake!
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Now you're starting
to hurt my feelings.
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I'm sorry, chris.
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It's not you,
really, it's me.
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You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me
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And for some reason,
i can't just accept that.
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Die, pussy!
Aahghgh!
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Chris!
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Saddam what the hell
are you doing?
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There, i got rid of
the problem for you!
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Now there's no conflict!
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No, not like this!
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Friends, i have to tell you
that last night,
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I received a phone call
from beyond the grave!
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It was our departed friend,
kenny,
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Calling from
the depths of hell!
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And he described what hell
is like in horrid detail!
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He said that in hell,
the smell is awful!
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He said that in hell,
everyone speaks spanish!
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Aagh!
Aagh!
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He said there
is water in hell,
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But if you drink it, you pee
blood out your ass for seven hours!
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No!
No!
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And perhaps worst of all,
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In hell, there are dozens and
dozens of little trinket stores.
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But they all have the same
little trinkets in them!
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Aaghgh!
Aaghgh!
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Where is our daughter!
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Dad?
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Marcy, you are coming home
this instant!
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We are saving your daughter
from the clutches of hell, sir!
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You're not going to make
my daughter part of your cult!
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Your daughter could
die tomorrow and then what?
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You're just a stupid little
fat kid who thinks that-
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Stephen?
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Stephen, no!
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The lord has
spoken again!
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Oh forgive us, lord,
for our sins!
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Forgive us lord!
Forgive us lord!
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Let us pray!
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Heavenly father,
do not send us to hell.
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We're sorry.
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Whatever we did,
we're sorry.
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Stephen?
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Stephen!
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Where- Where am i?
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Where are we?
Oh my god!
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What's happening?
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Aaghgh!
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Hello newcomers
and welcome.
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Can everybody hear me?
Hello?
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Can everybody- Okay.
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I'm the hell director.
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It looks like we have about
8,615 of you newbies today.
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And for those of you
who were a little confused,
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Uh, you are dead
and this is hell.
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00:09:14,156 --> 00:09:16,718
So abandon all hope and
yadda-Yadda-Yadda
254
00:09:16,753 --> 00:09:20,217
Uh, we're now going to start the orientation process which will last about
-=
255
00:09:20,252 --> 00:09:21,913
Hey, wait a minute,
i shouldn't be here!
256
00:09:21,948 --> 00:09:24,112
I was a totally strict
and devout protestant!
257
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,376
I thought we went
to heaven!
258
00:09:25,411 --> 00:09:27,575
Yes, well, i'm afraid
you were wrong.
259
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,541
I was a practicing
jehovah's witness.
260
00:09:29,576 --> 00:09:31,437
You picked
the wrong religion, as well.
261
00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:33,204
Well, who was right?
Who gets into heaven?
262
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,368
I'm afraid it was
themormons.
263
00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,965
Yes, themormons
were the correct answer.
264
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,229
Aw!
Aw!
265
00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:40,960
So now, i'd like to
quickly introduce
266
00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:44,459
Your new ruler and master
for eternity, satan.
267
00:09:44,494 --> 00:09:46,191
Rrrarrghghh!
268
00:09:46,623 --> 00:09:47,454
Aaaahghgh!
Aaaahghgh!
269
00:09:47,489 --> 00:09:50,051
Now you are all
part of my domain!
270
00:09:50,086 --> 00:09:53,117
Every day hell grows larger
and my minions...
271
00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:56,545
My minions...
272
00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:59,178
I'm sorry, i just
can't do this today.
273
00:09:59,213 --> 00:10:01,775
I'm just-
I'm sorry.
274
00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:07,836
Uh, okay,
thank you satan.
275
00:10:07,871 --> 00:10:09,099
Satan!
276
00:10:09,134 --> 00:10:10,434
Excuse me, excuse me.
277
00:10:10,866 --> 00:10:12,562
Chris, but i thought
you were dead!
278
00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:14,979
Yeah, well, where was
i gonna go, detroit?
279
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,360
Chris i didn't mean for
saddam to stab you-
280
00:10:17,395 --> 00:10:18,623
Hey, it's alright.
281
00:10:18,658 --> 00:10:20,390
All that matters is
that i'm back
282
00:10:20,425 --> 00:10:22,121
And we're together
forever, right?
283
00:10:22,156 --> 00:10:25,585
Uh, yeah, great.
284
00:10:25,619 --> 00:10:27,316
Aw!
Aw!
285
00:10:29,048 --> 00:10:31,611
Let's see,
matthew 15:1-1.
286
00:10:31,645 --> 00:10:34,242
"Not that which goeth
into the mouth defileth a man,
287
00:10:34,277 --> 00:10:36,840
But that which come out
of the mouth defileth a man."
288
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,572
That's a good one,
clyde frog, interesting.
289
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,303
Look, eric, sister anne
has come to visit you.
290
00:10:40,736 --> 00:10:42,251
Yea, it is nice
to see you, sister,
291
00:10:42,286 --> 00:10:43,767
But i must prepare
for my next sermon.
292
00:10:44,199 --> 00:10:45,896
Eric, you need to stop
what you're doing.
293
00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:48,096
You need to tell all the kids
to go back to school
294
00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:49,844
And back to their
normal lives.
295
00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:51,585
Sister, have you read
this book?
296
00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,290
Yes, eric, a lot more
than you have.
297
00:10:53,723 --> 00:10:57,187
Then you know what it says happens
to those that don't follow the lord-A.
298
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,784
Eric, the lord doesn't just
send everybody to hell.
299
00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:01,048
That wouldn't make sense.
300
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,779
He wants people
to live their lives.
301
00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:04,546
Are you saying that what
the bible says isn't true?
302
00:11:04,979 --> 00:11:05,810
No!
303
00:11:05,845 --> 00:11:07,542
We've got jews
and perverts and bullies
304
00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,525
And all kinds of sinners
in this town, sister anne-A.
305
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,473
And without the priest, we've
decided to save ourselves.
306
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,503
The only ones the kids
can trust now are me and jesus!
307
00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:16,200
Ugh!
308
00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:17,931
Wait a minute,
that's it!
309
00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:20,564
And i am going to save
all of you right now!
310
00:11:20,599 --> 00:11:22,729
I am going to
heal your sins!
311
00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:24,460
Whoa.
312
00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:29,222
Hello, satan!
Oh, crap, it's you.
313
00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:30,485
Yeah, it's me.
314
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,820
I thought i killed you.
315
00:11:31,854 --> 00:11:33,083
Yeah, well-
316
00:11:33,118 --> 00:11:34,381
Where was i gonna go,
detroit?
317
00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:36,113
Do you have a couple minutes
to go for a walk?
318
00:11:36,148 --> 00:11:39,179
Yeah, just real quick,
around the park or something.
319
00:11:39,214 --> 00:11:41,309
Is this some kind of trick?
320
00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:43,507
No, i just want you to go
for a quick walk with me.
321
00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:44,772
Please?
322
00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:46,970
Well, alright, just let me
grab something real quick.
323
00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:49,568
? Da da da da daa?
324
00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:53,464
Okay, let's walk.
325
00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:56,459
Saddam,
326
00:11:56,494 --> 00:11:58,659
I get the feeling that
you don't like me very much.
327
00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:00,192
Gee, whatever
gave you that idea?
328
00:12:00,227 --> 00:12:01,655
When i stabbed you
in the head?
329
00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,637
Look, satan is a very
important person to me.
330
00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:05,585
And i know he's an important
person to you, too.
331
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:09,049
So don't you think it's best
for us to try and get along?
332
00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:11,646
I realize that some things
about me bother you,
333
00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:12,945
So i'd like to hear
what those things are,
334
00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:14,642
So that i can
work on them.
335
00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:15,976
You know why
i don't like you, chris?
336
00:12:16,409 --> 00:12:17,274
Because you're
the kind of guy,
337
00:12:17,707 --> 00:12:18,572
Who, if somebody
didn't like him,
338
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,737
He would take them for a walk
in the park and ask them why.
339
00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:23,135
You're a pussy!
340
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:25,500
Aaaaaaghhhhhh!
341
00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,196
Oh god!
342
00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:28,096
Ha ha ha ha!
343
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:29,396
Nooo!
Aaghhgh!
344
00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:30,778
Agahgh!
345
00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,126
Ow!
346
00:12:32,426 --> 00:12:34,157
Blagh!
347
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,681
Today this jewish boy and all
sinners are going to be saved-A!
348
00:12:43,716 --> 00:12:45,413
Kyle, do you
believe in god-A?
349
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:46,279
Yes!
350
00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:48,011
Do you want to be
saved from hell-A?
351
00:12:48,046 --> 00:12:48,841
Yes!
352
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,139
That's good,
because right now
353
00:12:50,174 --> 00:12:51,906
All the jewness is
coming out of your body,
354
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,504
Being replaced by
the spirit of god-A!
355
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:55,802
Bap!
Ow!
356
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,499
Praise god,
how do you feel now?
357
00:12:57,534 --> 00:12:59,266
Do you feel the light of god
inside of you?
358
00:12:59,301 --> 00:13:00,565
Uh, i think so.
359
00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:02,296
Praise the lord!
360
00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:03,560
Yay!
Yay!
361
00:13:03,595 --> 00:13:05,543
? For he is lord?
362
00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,456
? He is lord?
363
00:13:07,491 --> 00:13:08,789
Bring up the next person!
364
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,919
This boy has been
crippled with sin.
365
00:13:10,954 --> 00:13:13,552
But i hear god saying
that this boy will walk!
366
00:13:13,587 --> 00:13:14,850
Hallelujah!
367
00:13:15,283 --> 00:13:16,114
Timmy!
368
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:17,413
We are gonna save you
369
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,180
And you are gonna walk
with the lord-A!
370
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:20,010
Timmy!
371
00:13:20,045 --> 00:13:21,776
Devil be gone-A!
372
00:13:21,811 --> 00:13:22,643
Hagh!
373
00:13:23,076 --> 00:13:24,374
Now walk, timmy!
374
00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:25,206
Hagh!
375
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,972
Come on, timmy,
get out of that chair-A!
376
00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:28,704
The lord wants you
to walk, timmy!
377
00:13:28,739 --> 00:13:30,435
Walk, timmy!
378
00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,751
Timmy!
379
00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:33,058
He walks!
380
00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:34,361
Wow!
Wow!
381
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,630
Wagh!
382
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:37,326
Yes, praise the lord!
383
00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:39,959
Praise the lord!
Praise the lord!
384
00:13:41,258 --> 00:13:43,422
And now it's like there's
one guy who's horrible to me,
385
00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:45,387
But i'm totally
sexually attracted to,
386
00:13:45,422 --> 00:13:47,669
And then one guy who's
really nice to me,
387
00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:49,915
But i'm not sexually
attracted to at all!
388
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:50,782
Wow, that really sucks.
389
00:13:51,215 --> 00:13:52,513
I've asked
everybody for advice,
390
00:13:52,946 --> 00:13:54,210
But nobody seems
to know the answer.
391
00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:57,275
Well, there's one person who i always
used to ask when i needed advice.
392
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:58,141
Who?
393
00:13:58,574 --> 00:13:59,838
God.
394
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,569
God?
I can't do that.
395
00:14:01,604 --> 00:14:04,202
I haven't spoken to god
in, like, 5,000 years.
396
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:07,665
Well then,
maybe it's time.
397
00:14:10,262 --> 00:14:12,426
? Doot doot doo
doot doot doo?
398
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,808
? Doot doot doo?
? Doot doot doo?
399
00:14:14,843 --> 00:14:16,448
? For he is lord
lord lord lord?
400
00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:18,054
Where are you from,
little boy?
401
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:18,886
Denver.
402
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,652
And god is telling me
that you have...
403
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:21,950
Bad eyesight,
is that it?
404
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:22,816
Yeah, that's right!
405
00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:24,080
Ooh!
Ooh!
406
00:14:24,115 --> 00:14:26,063
Well god is going to
heal those eyes
407
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,011
And save you from
the devil be gone-A!
408
00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:29,708
Hooray!
Hooray!
409
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,738
? For he is lord
lord lord lord?
410
00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:35,586
Right here we have a little
girl who is very, very ugly.
411
00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:38,401
Do you believe he's going to
cure your face of the uglies?
412
00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:39,267
Yes!
413
00:14:39,699 --> 00:14:40,530
He's gonna take
that ugly face
414
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:43,163
And make you reasonable
to look at - Bwap!
415
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:44,462
Wrrrrrrrr!
416
00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,193
Oh good lord,
somebody say amen!
417
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:47,457
Amen!
Amen!
418
00:14:47,492 --> 00:14:49,223
? Doot doot doo?
419
00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:55,249
Hi, hi, welcome
to heaven, brother!
420
00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:57,882
You followed the mormon faith
and so you've been let in!
421
00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,064
Uh, actually,
i'm just stopping by.
422
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:01,804
Well, you picked
a great time!
423
00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:03,475
We've got
cookies and punch
424
00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,241
And were just about to
start playing charades!
425
00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:06,505
Hooray!
Hooray!
426
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,236
And then brother stephen's
brought his guitar
427
00:15:08,271 --> 00:15:10,436
So we can sing songs about
how much it hurts to lie!
428
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,699
Oooh!
Oooh!
429
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:13,899
Uh, look, i just need
to talk with god.
430
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,162
Is he around?
431
00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:17,795
Sure, all you have to do is
say his name and he's there.
432
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,094
I'm so grateful for that.
433
00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:20,410
Me too!
Me too!
434
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:21,691
Great, thanks.
435
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:26,020
Uh, hello, god?
436
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:31,215
It's uh...
satan.
437
00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:36,843
Yea, look upon me
and know me.
438
00:15:36,878 --> 00:15:37,674
Hi, god.
439
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,972
Hello, satan.
440
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:40,306
It's been
a long time.
441
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:41,570
Yeah.
442
00:15:41,605 --> 00:15:42,471
What brings you here?
443
00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:45,068
Do you wish to mount your
unholy war against heaven?
444
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:48,531
No, i have a problem and
i need your advice.
445
00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:50,496
You want to rule
more than hell?
446
00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:52,392
You want to destroy
the earth?
447
00:15:52,427 --> 00:15:54,990
No, it's kind of
a long story but...
448
00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:58,921
Well, it all started when this
iraqi dictator, saddam hussein,
449
00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:01,051
Was killed by
a pack of wild boars.
450
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,250
I remember when i first
met him in hell,
451
00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:05,847
It was a lovely morning
in april and...
452
00:16:06,014 --> 00:16:08,445
? Oh praise the lord?
453
00:16:08,877 --> 00:16:11,042
And now i am receiving
a message directly from god!
454
00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:12,306
God is telling me...
455
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,371
That each and every one of you
is to walk up to this stage
456
00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:17,501
And give me one dollar!
457
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:21,864
So, i want everyone to feel the
love of god by coming on up here
458
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,029
And putting a dollar
in the box-A!
459
00:16:24,462 --> 00:16:26,410
Come on, don't be shy,
come on-A!
460
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,324
Dude, that seems
kind of weird.
461
00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:30,488
Yeah, i don't remember him
saying anything aboutthis.
462
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,852
And now chris and saddam just keep
killing each other over and over
463
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:37,683
And i don't know
which one to pick!
464
00:16:37,718 --> 00:16:40,479
Jesus, what the hell
happened to you?
465
00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:41,779
Huh?
466
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,376
You got kicked outta here
for being a headstrong rebel.
467
00:16:44,411 --> 00:16:46,774
And now you're
a whiny little bitch.
468
00:16:46,809 --> 00:16:49,103
I just don't know
which one to pick!
469
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,302
No, you've become dependent
on relationships,
470
00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:53,467
So you haven't even
consideredthe option
471
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,631
Of not being with
either of them!
472
00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:57,796
If you're not sexually
attracted to someone,
473
00:16:57,831 --> 00:16:59,112
You're not ever
going to be.
474
00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,394
But saddam
isn't right either.
475
00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:01,692
He's the other extreme.
476
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,822
You need to
spend time alone,
477
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,237
So that you can find
the balance the middle ground.
478
00:17:06,272 --> 00:17:08,618
That's what i always do,
because i'm a buddhist.
479
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,917
God, you're right.
480
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,648
You know, i've had
steady relationships
481
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,346
For the last
thousand years.
482
00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:15,077
When one ends,
i just start another one,
483
00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:18,142
But i haven't taken the time
to be secure with myself.
484
00:17:18,575 --> 00:17:19,874
Bingo.
485
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,437
Hey, thanks, god.
486
00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:25,502
I forgot how clear
you make things sometimes.
487
00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,233
It was nice
to see you again, satan.
488
00:17:27,268 --> 00:17:28,550
You, too.
489
00:17:28,585 --> 00:17:29,831
Good-Bye.
490
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,159
Would you like to stay
for some cookies and punch?
491
00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:35,026
Yes, would you?
492
00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:36,757
Uh, no, i need to be
getting back.
493
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,320
Oh alright then, but you're
gonna miss our big play!
494
00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:42,818
Yes, we're going to do a play about
how alcohol can ruin family life.
495
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:47,147
Well, sounds great,
but i really gotta go.
496
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:49,744
Well, he seemed
like a nice fellow.
497
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,043
Yes!
498
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:53,641
Let's make things
out of egg cartons!
499
00:17:53,676 --> 00:17:55,337
Ooh let's!
Good idea!
500
00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:57,970
? Doot doot doo
doot doot doo?
501
00:17:58,402 --> 00:18:00,567
Yeeess, yeeesss!
502
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,463
It worked, you guys,
it actually worked!
503
00:18:04,498 --> 00:18:05,294
What worked?
504
00:18:05,329 --> 00:18:06,593
Everybody bought
the whole act!
505
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,225
They'll keep giving and giving
until we have it all!
506
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:10,056
What?
What?
507
00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:11,521
You're keeping
that money yourself?
508
00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:13,121
Of course, you guys,
and then we can make...
509
00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:15,251
Ten million dollars!
510
00:18:15,285 --> 00:18:17,415
Look, the "tooth fairy"
thing didn't work,
511
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,615
The "boy band" thing didn't
last, so i tried this route.
512
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,878
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
513
00:18:20,913 --> 00:18:22,645
You mean that this whole thing
has just been a way for you
514
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,961
To make
ten million dollars?
515
00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:25,243
It all came to me
days ago,
516
00:18:25,676 --> 00:18:26,939
When we were first
in sunday school.
517
00:18:26,974 --> 00:18:28,472
But what about going
to hell and all that?
518
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:30,437
Dude, if god is all-Understanding.
He wouldn't send us to hell.
519
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:31,736
Even sister anne
told me that!
520
00:18:32,169 --> 00:18:33,035
Then why didn't
you tell us?
521
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,632
My brain is of a much
larger size than you guys'.
522
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,498
I couldn't expect you
to understand.
523
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,628
Not until you actuallysaw
the cash flow.
524
00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:40,827
The only thing of yours that's
larger in size is your big fat ass!
525
00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,523
Suck my balls.
526
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,291
Dude, i amso
disillusioned right now.
527
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:46,454
Die, pussy!
528
00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:47,771
Ow!
529
00:18:47,806 --> 00:18:49,295
Aagh!
530
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:50,784
Wagahgh!
531
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,480
Aahh!
532
00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:54,645
Guys, guys, guys!
533
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,845
Look, you both can
stop fighting now.
534
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,143
I've made a decision.
535
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,009
You have?
536
00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:00,706
Yes, i...
537
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:02,906
Don't want to be with
either one of you.
538
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:03,903
What?
What?
539
00:19:03,937 --> 00:19:05,467
Saddam,
you're an asshole
540
00:19:05,502 --> 00:19:07,234
And you'll never be
the friend that i want.
541
00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:09,364
And chris, well,
you're a pussy
542
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,528
And you'll never be
the lover i want.
543
00:19:11,563 --> 00:19:16,758
So i'm just gonna be alone for
a while and learn to like myself.
544
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:18,923
Satan, can we go
for a walk in the park?
545
00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:21,052
No, i'm not going
on a walk.
546
00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:23,684
You're a pussy, chris and
you drive me crazy, go away.
547
00:19:23,719 --> 00:19:24,949
Fine.
548
00:19:24,984 --> 00:19:28,447
You can't leave me, satan,
i won't let you!
549
00:19:29,745 --> 00:19:31,875
Today is another day
550
00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:34,507
And that's another dollar
the lord needs from you-A!
551
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,671
So come on up and
give to the lord-A!
552
00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,636
Alright, kids,
it's time to go!
553
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,918
It's time for
this to stop.
554
00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:42,925
Sister anne is
a blasphemaaa!
555
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,862
I know you won't
listen to me.
556
00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:47,062
That's why i brought
somebody else.
557
00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:50,092
Oohh! Wow!
558
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:50,958
Jesus!
559
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,256
Uh-Oh.
560
00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:54,421
Kids, you all need to stop
spending all your time here
561
00:19:54,456 --> 00:19:55,251
And go back to school.
562
00:19:55,286 --> 00:19:57,416
Jesus, ex-Nay
on the ool-Skay.
563
00:19:57,451 --> 00:19:59,616
God doesn't want you to spend
all your time being afraid of hell
564
00:20:00,049 --> 00:20:01,312
Or praising his name.
565
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,512
God wants you to spend
your time helping others
566
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,693
And living a good,
happy life.
567
00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:07,841
That's how
you live for him.
568
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:09,105
Yes, by doing that...
569
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,304
And putting a dollar
in the box-A!
570
00:20:11,736 --> 00:20:13,901
Let's go ice skating!
571
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,598
Yay!
Yay!
572
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,797
We can help timmy learn
how to ice skate, too.
573
00:20:17,832 --> 00:20:18,629
Yeah!
574
00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:20,828
No, come back!
575
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,425
You face
everlasting damnation!
576
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,689
Wait!
577
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,754
No, no, i can't be cheated out
of my ten million dollars again!
578
00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:29,018
God dammit!
579
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,351
Serves you right,
cartman!
580
00:20:30,386 --> 00:20:31,651
Yeah!
581
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,815
But, eric, i think this time
i have to teach you a lesson.
582
00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:36,412
I'm sending you somewhere
to think about your sins!
583
00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:38,144
You're gonna
send me to hell?
584
00:20:38,179 --> 00:20:41,175
No, worse!
585
00:20:43,338 --> 00:20:44,637
Eric, eric!
586
00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:45,936
Oh crap!
587
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,529
? Da da da daa?
588
00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:52,429
Hi, bob!
Hi, rick!
589
00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:53,296
Hi, satan.
590
00:20:53,729 --> 00:20:54,811
There you are!
591
00:20:54,845 --> 00:20:55,893
Ugh, not again.
592
00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:57,625
You know you can't
live without me!
593
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,322
Now get that ass
back to bed!
594
00:20:59,356 --> 00:21:01,953
Saddam, i told you,
i don't need you anymore.
595
00:21:01,988 --> 00:21:03,253
You can't leave me, satan.
596
00:21:03,288 --> 00:21:04,551
Nobody leaves me!
597
00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:06,300
Yes, i can!
598
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:07,979
Agahgh!
599
00:21:08,014 --> 00:21:09,711
You little prick!
600
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,442
Goodbye forever, saddam!
601
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:12,742
What are you
talking about?
602
00:21:12,777 --> 00:21:14,508
You can kill me,
but i'll be back tomorrow!
603
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:15,772
Not this time!
604
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,837
I asked a favor of an old
friend of mine to let you in.
605
00:21:18,872 --> 00:21:20,568
Let me in where?
606
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,898
What the- What the hell
is this place?
607
00:21:24,932 --> 00:21:26,161
Hello and welcome!
608
00:21:26,196 --> 00:21:27,495
We're glad you
made it, brother!
609
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:28,759
Who the hell are you?
610
00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:30,092
We're just about
to do a play
611
00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:32,690
About how much stealing
hurts you deep inside.
612
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,005
Come join us!
Let's go!
613
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,287
You're here forever!
614
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,551
No!
615
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,318
Noooooooooooo!
616
00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:43,512
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617
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,707
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618
00:00:00,538 --> 00:00:02,350
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