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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:12,080 Thank you. 2 00:00:53,349 --> 00:00:54,349 Hi, 3 00:00:56,730 --> 00:01:00,430 honey. Oh, my God, Cory. It's so cool to see you. 4 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:05,730 It was really nice seeing you. I'm catching up. 5 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:09,190 Let's eat over there by the tree. Okay. 6 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:13,590 I've seen you in the wheat market in Copco. 7 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:18,270 Yeah, I haven't seen you since your dad kicked me out of the house ten years 8 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:21,990 ago. He's such a loser. I can't believe he threw you out on Christmas morning. 9 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:23,210 Mm -hmm. 10 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:27,610 And the crazy thing is I thought you had all those presents for me under the 11 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:32,590 tree. I did. Did you enjoy them? No, he threw them in the garbage and I've had 12 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:33,590 to... Oh. 13 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,860 I'm so sorry about that, sweetie. 14 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,060 Yeah, everything for you. Like, totally trash. 15 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:42,240 I even had a present I've been driving around with in my car for about eight 16 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,200 years. Are you kidding me? 17 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,080 But I sold my car and I forgot it was in there. Oh. 18 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,259 That's okay. 19 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:53,120 Ten years. So being in the meat section of a Costco, that was crazy. 20 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:56,820 I can't believe he threw away your stepmom's present. 21 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,940 Yeah, he's such a loser. You know what he does for Christmas morning? He's been 22 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,120 doing it for like the last five years. 23 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:02,380 What does he do? 24 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,500 He sits in it. 25 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:10,139 recliner, watches football, he eats a disgusting frozen turkey dinner 26 00:02:10,139 --> 00:02:11,840 that he puts in the microwave. 27 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,180 All by himself? 28 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:16,100 Yeah, and then he just drinks Tall Boys. 29 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,540 Ew. By himself, because nobody wants to be around him because he's miserable. 30 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:26,780 And he got some gank after, some glut, but 31 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:30,220 I know you took care of him all the time. 32 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:31,709 Yeah, I did. 33 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:33,370 And then this, you know, cooked and cleaned. 34 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:38,350 And this slut, she didn't do anything. I think all she did was just, ugh, suck 35 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,930 his dick. And then I guess she got sick of it and left eventually. 36 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:46,410 Well, good for him. Finding somebody who he actually deserves, I guess. 37 00:02:46,830 --> 00:02:50,950 Well, he deserves nobody now because he just watches football on himself. 38 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:52,530 He's a loser. 39 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:58,490 Exactly. So maybe it was a blessing disguise that he kicked me out on 40 00:02:58,490 --> 00:02:59,490 morning. 41 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:06,230 Here we are, ten years later. Ten years later after seeing you at Costco picking 42 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:07,270 out some meat. 43 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,850 Yeah, new carnivore. 44 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:10,410 I know, so was I. 45 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:12,250 So am I. 46 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:13,750 I know, that's so cool. 47 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:16,930 But you were picking out prime meat. 48 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:18,150 Whoa. 49 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:21,970 Did you forget your Christmas underwear? 50 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:27,030 No. I thought I'd make up for... 51 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,920 Your father giving away all your presents. 52 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:36,040 That's an interesting Christmas present there. 53 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:43,220 I was also hoping that maybe you can show me 54 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:46,800 that meek that I wanted so many years ago. 55 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:50,920 What was down there again between your legs? 56 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,540 Wow. 57 00:03:58,059 --> 00:03:59,100 Very nice. 58 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:01,960 Pussy. 59 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:10,380 So, shall we reconnect this Christmas and 60 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,440 say, fuck you, Dad? 61 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,279 Yeah. Just let me see you again so you can hold that open for me. 62 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,200 I'm giving you a Christmas spirit. 63 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,680 Is that better? 64 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,400 Yeah, just let me see a nice view uncovered. 65 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,400 real nice view. 66 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:35,560 I can't believe I have ten years and then you show up to my house. 67 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:42,380 Well, you invited me. I mean, you showed up with no underwear and stuff. 68 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:46,540 Well, I've got a lot of catching up to do, don't I? 69 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:54,360 I saw the way you would look at me in my cute little dresses 70 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,360 while I was... 71 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:56,610 Cooking meals. 72 00:04:57,570 --> 00:04:58,710 Cleaning up. 73 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:02,410 Trying so hard to save our marriage. 74 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:06,630 So, do you mind? 75 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:12,670 I mean, I showed you mine. 76 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:42,130 It's going to be the best Christmas ever. 77 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:45,750 Yes, it is. 78 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,120 You definitely have some prime meat. 79 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:07,480 I can't 80 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,000 believe that we had to wait 10 years to do this. 81 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:14,360 I just want your mistletoe in my candy cane. 82 00:07:50,119 --> 00:07:53,660 I was a little unprepared when I met you at the store. 83 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:58,000 So I wanted to make sure I could be really prepared. 84 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,380 This time around. 85 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:10,260 So I could catch up with my favorite stepson. 86 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,660 makeup for that many years. 87 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,900 You wanna do it down here on the floor or do you wanna have control? 88 00:14:21,769 --> 00:14:24,530 He just ran there right in there, didn't you? 89 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,010 for tonight? 90 00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:54,470 No. 91 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:59,210 I want you to be home alone, so I want you to stay here tonight. 92 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,410 We can, like, share a bed on Christmas. 93 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,970 Oh, I would like that. 94 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:08,170 Sharing a bed with my favorite stepson. 95 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:10,330 A long, long stepson. 96 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,100 Mrs. Claus, could you help me? 97 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,540 Be Santa's little helper. 98 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,750 I bet you said you were ready. 99 00:20:55,790 --> 00:21:00,810 Yeah, it won't take long. I guess I could unwrap a gift, too. 100 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:12,350 Maybe I should unwrap one 101 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:13,350 for you. 102 00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:42,790 That you have already tried out underneath the Christmas tree. 103 00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:47,390 Well now you definitely can't say I didn't get you anything for Christmas. 104 00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:02,920 Allow you to put this new old tie log in all my holes. 105 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,520 Can we do something else? 106 00:23:37,659 --> 00:23:39,780 Are you ready? 107 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:46,580 I like sharing a bed with my stepson 108 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:49,120 for the holidays. 109 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,520 Thank you. 110 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760 My mouth is dull. 111 00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:46,310 Little feathers are just flying everywhere. 112 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,680 Give me a green light. 113 00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:49,330 Resonance. 114 00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:40,879 Dinner now. 115 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,660 Ooh, that would be amazing. 116 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,240 We'll talk snack about my dad. 117 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,279 Uh -huh. 118 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,280 Okay. 8367