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Former New York Mayor Eric Adams has

Former New York Mayor Eric Adams has

Former New York Mayor Eric Adams has plenty of stupid moments during his

plenty of stupid moments during his

plenty of stupid moments during his tenure. From talking to the press during

tenure. From talking to the press during

tenure. From talking to the press during his laser hair removal to giving Diddy

his laser hair removal to giving Diddy

his laser hair removal to giving Diddy the key to the city.

the key to the city.

the key to the city. >> Yes, that happened. But if you thought

>> Yes, that happened. But if you thought

>> Yes, that happened. But if you thought he was weird as mayor, wait till you see

he was weird as mayor, wait till you see

he was weird as mayor, wait till you see how weird he is as not the mayor.

how weird he is as not the mayor.

how weird he is as not the mayor. >> Former mayor Eric Adams is promoting

>> Former mayor Eric Adams is promoting

>> Former mayor Eric Adams is promoting cryptocurrency as a way to help combat

cryptocurrency as a way to help combat

cryptocurrency as a way to help combat anti-semitism and other forms of hate.

anti-semitism and other forms of hate.

anti-semitism and other forms of hate. One focus we have on this New York City

One focus we have on this New York City

One focus we have on this New York City coin

coin

coin is to address anti-Americanism,

is to address anti-Americanism,

is to address anti-Americanism, anti-semitism,

anti-semitism,

anti-semitism, uh to teach our children how to embra

uh to teach our children how to embra

uh to teach our children how to embra embrace the blockchain technology.

embrace the blockchain technology.

embrace the blockchain technology. >> Quick followup, Mr. Adams, what the does

>> Quick followup, Mr. Adams, what the does

>> Quick followup, Mr. Adams, what the does any of that mean?

any of that mean?

any of that mean? Can this guy do anything normal? Every

Can this guy do anything normal? Every

Can this guy do anything normal? Every headline about him is like, "Eric Adams

headline about him is like, "Eric Adams

headline about him is like, "Eric Adams honors firefighters by getting

honors firefighters by getting

honors firefighters by getting dickpierced at 9/11 memorial.

dickpierced at 9/11 memorial.

dickpierced at 9/11 memorial. So, we're going to fight anti-semitism

So, we're going to fight anti-semitism

So, we're going to fight anti-semitism with cryptocurrency."

I'm not sure the best way to help Jewish

I'm not sure the best way to help Jewish

I'm not sure the best way to help Jewish people is to create a shady money

people is to create a shady money

people is to create a shady money operation.

This would be like fighting Asian hate

This would be like fighting Asian hate

This would be like fighting Asian hate with a demolition derby. Okay, it's kind

with a demolition derby. Okay, it's kind

with a demolition derby. Okay, it's kind of a mixed message.

of a mixed message.

of a mixed message. Of course, I could be wrong. Maybe

Of course, I could be wrong. Maybe

Of course, I could be wrong. Maybe crypto can fight anti-semitism. I mean,

crypto can fight anti-semitism. I mean,

crypto can fight anti-semitism. I mean, if Hitler heard about the Eric Adams

if Hitler heard about the Eric Adams

if Hitler heard about the Eric Adams meme coin, maybe he would have killed

meme coin, maybe he would have killed

meme coin, maybe he would have killed himself much sooner.

himself much sooner.

himself much sooner. Naturally, people have a lot of

Naturally, people have a lot of

Naturally, people have a lot of questions like, "What is this? How does

questions like, "What is this? How does

questions like, "What is this? How does it work? What's wrong with you? Why

it work? What's wrong with you? Why

it work? What's wrong with you? Why can't you go away?"

can't you go away?"

can't you go away?" Luckily, Eric Adams made a stupid

Luckily, Eric Adams made a stupid

Luckily, Eric Adams made a stupid commercial that answers none of these

commercial that answers none of these

commercial that answers none of these questions.

Yo, Eric, is that you?

Yo, Eric, is that you?

Yo, Eric, is that you? >> Yes, it is, brother. How are you?

>> Yes, it is, brother. How are you?

>> Yes, it is, brother. How are you? >> New York is one, man. Just get a mayor

>> New York is one, man. Just get a mayor

>> New York is one, man. Just get a mayor at the back of my car. We're about to

at the back of my car. We're about to

at the back of my car. We're about to change the game. If you can't make it to

change the game. If you can't make it to

change the game. If you can't make it to New York, we're going to bring New York

New York, we're going to bring New York

New York, we're going to bring New York to you.

to you.

to you. >> $32 may cash or credit card.

>> $32 may cash or credit card.

>> $32 may cash or credit card. >> You got some of the New York City token?

>> You got some of the New York City token?

>> You got some of the New York City token? >> We'll get you some, brother. This thing

>> We'll get you some, brother. This thing

>> We'll get you some, brother. This thing is about to take off like crazy.

>> Man, that acting was so bad. I thought

>> Man, that acting was so bad. I thought

>> Man, that acting was so bad. I thought those two were going to have sex.

>> No, no money. Mayor Adams, I know one

>> No, no money. Mayor Adams, I know one

>> No, no money. Mayor Adams, I know one way you can pay me.

By the way, is this why cab drivers

By the way, is this why cab drivers

By the way, is this why cab drivers don't pick up black people? Because they

don't pick up black people? Because they

don't pick up black people? Because they can't risk having Eric Adams in their

can't risk having Eric Adams in their

can't risk having Eric Adams in their car?

car?

car? And if you're wondering why Eric Adams

And if you're wondering why Eric Adams

And if you're wondering why Eric Adams is obsessed with crypto, turns out he

is obsessed with crypto, turns out he

is obsessed with crypto, turns out he relates to it in a very personal and

relates to it in a very personal and

relates to it in a very personal and stupid way.

stupid way.

stupid way. >> I was bullied in school called the dumb

>> I was bullied in school called the dumb

>> I was bullied in school called the dumb student. I couldn't read and people

student. I couldn't read and people

student. I couldn't read and people laughed at me. And we're the same

laughed at me. And we're the same

laughed at me. And we're the same because people laughed at you when you

because people laughed at you when you

because people laughed at you when you talked about Bitcoin.

>> Hey, come on, man. This is a crypto

>> Hey, come on, man. This is a crypto

>> Hey, come on, man. This is a crypto conference. We're here to throw our

conference. We're here to throw our

conference. We're here to throw our money away in crypto, not to hear about

money away in crypto, not to hear about

money away in crypto, not to hear about your childhood trauma. Right. Adams is

your childhood trauma. Right. Adams is

your childhood trauma. Right. Adams is like, "Yeah, as a kid, I used to sleep

like, "Yeah, as a kid, I used to sleep

like, "Yeah, as a kid, I used to sleep on a sponge because I pissed the bed so

on a sponge because I pissed the bed so

on a sponge because I pissed the bed so much." And that's what Bitcoin is about.

much." And that's what Bitcoin is about.

much." And that's what Bitcoin is about. So, I still have no idea what the he's

So, I still have no idea what the he's

So, I still have no idea what the he's talking about. But maybe he can clarify

talking about. But maybe he can clarify

talking about. But maybe he can clarify with an even worse analogy.

with an even worse analogy.

with an even worse analogy. >> I want to throw a name out to you. Betsy

>> I want to throw a name out to you. Betsy

>> I want to throw a name out to you. Betsy Ross, 1776. She created our flag. That

Ross, 1776. She created our flag. That

Ross, 1776. She created our flag. That flag still stands today. And that is

flag still stands today. And that is

flag still stands today. And that is what Bitcoin is about.

What the hell does that mean?

What the hell does that mean?

What the hell does that mean? This makes me think Eric Adams has been

This makes me think Eric Adams has been

This makes me think Eric Adams has been trying to pay for things using American

trying to pay for things using American

trying to pay for things using American flags.

flags.

flags. He's checking out the grocery store

He's checking out the grocery store

He's checking out the grocery store like, "Hey, do you guys take flag here?"

like, "Hey, do you guys take flag here?"

like, "Hey, do you guys take flag here?" But hey, look, this is America, all

But hey, look, this is America, all

But hey, look, this is America, all right? People have made money off of

right? People have made money off of

right? People have made money off of dumber ideas. You don't want to be the

dumber ideas. You don't want to be the

dumber ideas. You don't want to be the one guy who missed out on the Eric Adams

one guy who missed out on the Eric Adams

one guy who missed out on the Eric Adams gold rush. I mean, what's the worst that

gold rush. I mean, what's the worst that

gold rush. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? Allegations of fraud are

can happen? Allegations of fraud are

can happen? Allegations of fraud are swirling around Eric Adams new

swirling around Eric Adams new

swirling around Eric Adams new cryptocoin. After initially surging to a

cryptocoin. After initially surging to a

cryptocoin. After initially surging to a nearly $600 million valuation quickly

nearly $600 million valuation quickly

nearly $600 million valuation quickly after its launch, an account linked to

after its launch, an account linked to

after its launch, an account linked to the token's creation withdrew $2.5

the token's creation withdrew $2.5

the token's creation withdrew $2.5 million, causing it to go into a freef

million, causing it to go into a freef

million, causing it to go into a freef fall, losing nearly 75% of its value. Oh

fall, losing nearly 75% of its value. Oh

fall, losing nearly 75% of its value. Oh my god, no way.

Who could have seen this coming?

Who could have seen this coming?

Who could have seen this coming? Besides every single person and several

Besides every single person and several

Besides every single person and several smart dogs.

smart dogs.

smart dogs. At least when the hot tour girl did

At least when the hot tour girl did

At least when the hot tour girl did crypto, she taught me to spit on that

crypto, she taught me to spit on that

crypto, she taught me to spit on that thing before stealing all my money.

thing before stealing all my money.

thing before stealing all my money. Hey, you can't put a price on good

Hey, you can't put a price on good

Hey, you can't put a price on good advice. I mean, Eric Adams sex sex

advice. I mean, Eric Adams sex sex

advice. I mean, Eric Adams sex sex advice would be like blow jobs out the

advice would be like blow jobs out the

advice would be like blow jobs out the Betsy Ross of the bedroom.

Betsy Ross of the bedroom.

Betsy Ross of the bedroom. Look, I think we all learned an

Look, I think we all learned an

Look, I think we all learned an important lesson here. Next time, a

important lesson here. Next time, a

important lesson here. Next time, a former corrupt mayor of New York

former corrupt mayor of New York

former corrupt mayor of New York launches an unregulated and risky crypto

launches an unregulated and risky crypto

launches an unregulated and risky crypto token synonymous with scammers and

token synonymous with scammers and

token synonymous with scammers and marketed on IP he doesn't own and backed

marketed on IP he doesn't own and backed

marketed on IP he doesn't own and backed by technology he describes as, I quote,

by technology he describes as, I quote,

by technology he describes as, I quote, Betsy Ross.

Betsy Ross.

Betsy Ross. Put all your money into it because, hey,

Put all your money into it because, hey,

Put all your money into it because, hey, there's no way he does it twice, right?

there's no way he does it twice, right?

there's no way he does it twice, right? That would be stupid.