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Johnny and Clara should be here any
minute. Okay, cool.
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You got the plates and the utensils
ready?
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Yeah, you cleaning the grill? Yep, got
it all taken care of.
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You're missing a couple spots in the
center there.
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I don't need it.
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I'm the grill master, remember?
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I know.
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I think that's them.
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Okay, cool. Let them in.
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Come on in.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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Yo, dude, what the fuck? I told you I
was taking care of the meat.
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Didn't my stepsister tell you?
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Bro, everybody knows I'm the king of
grilling here. All right, ask my
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stepsister. Guys, chill.
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Come on, guys. It's really not a big
deal.
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You can both cook.
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Whatever.
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You girls know nothing about grilling.
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Yeah, only the alpha gets to grill, and
clearly, I'm the alpha here.
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Alpha? What?
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Look what you brought, bro.
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You can't even fit a steak in that.
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Yo, this is a whole little eyeball.
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Guys, chill out.
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Yeah, it's a labor day. Come on, we
should just have fun.
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Like I said, you could both cook. That's
a great idea.
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So a cook -off, huh?
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I'm down. No.
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No bets.
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No competition.
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I bet you $100 I can cook a better
burger than that.
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Just $100?
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What, are you scared?
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Make it $500 then. How about that?
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I got something better than money.
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How about if I win?
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I get to fuck your sister.
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What? Yeah, right. And if I win, and
I'll fucking win, I get to fuck your
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sister. Oh, hell no.
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Deal.
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You're on, man. Let's do this.
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What the fuck were you thinking?
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What do you mean? I thought you liked
the guy.
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Yeah, but fuck him?
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You're an asshole.
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Well then, help me win this thing. Go
distract him or something.
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not believe you agreed to that
competition.
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What, you don't want to fuck the guy?
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I mean, I kind of do, but not like this.
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Look, I just need you to distract him,
alright? Maybe if you suck his dick,
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he'll burn the meat.
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Do you think you just found me? No, no.
I'm just here because I want to know
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what a guy does with his meat.
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Okay, let me show you.
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So, you see all of this right here? You
have to get the seasoning right.
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I took the meat.
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Oh, you're talking about this meat?
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Yeah.
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You like meat, huh?
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Uh -huh.
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See? It's not all about the size of the
meat.
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It's about how you season it.
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You're still packing some big meat
though, right?
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Yeah, I guess you could say that.
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Well, since you like meat.
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I am pretty hungry.
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Yeah. And sharing is caring, right?
Yeah.
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Okay, then fuck this competition. Let's
just have some fun.
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I mean, she's got a point.
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You know. I mean, you were asking about
my meat.
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That's true.
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Fuck this competition.
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Whip your dick out.
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Right. But you know I'm the better
griller.
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You wish.
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I don't know.
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Oh, shit.
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I am Dick.
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One, two, three, four.
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Come on.
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Now that's what I eat with my meat,
baby.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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Wow!
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Bro, do you smell that?
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Yeah, it smells like something's burnt.
The hamburger!
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Oh, shit, the burger! Fucking barbecue!
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Oh, no, the burger!
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Oh, my God, the meat!
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I'm so hungry.
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I cannot wait to eat. those fucking
burgers.
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Dang.
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So, we kind of have some bad news. We
burned all of these.
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I thought you guys were supposed to be
the grill kings.
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Yeah, I'm fucking hungry. I want us to
meet.
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Well, I mean, we gotta meet.
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It's not burgers.
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Are you guys saying what I think you're
saying?
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Yes. Yeah.
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Well, I mean, they are. packing some big
meat.
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Yeah. Think we should go upstairs?
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I think so.
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um um
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um um
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I don't know what to do.
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um um
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. . .
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You okay?
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Yes, it is.
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him at this level
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tacos on the menu too.
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I don't even have to do anything. Look
at her work that dick with a twerk.
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I didn't even know why it goes to twerk.
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Because...
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You're a jerk. I was thinking about your
sister. I never thought it would
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actually happen.
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Don't be shy. Give her a little spank,
baby.
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You're a bad girl.
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She's fucking your brother. Spank her
like she's fucking your brother, baby.
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Like this.
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Oh, shit. I can feel you crying.
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Oh, my God.
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the album.
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Close your eyes. Relax.
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Get under your back.
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This is happening.
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I can't wait
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for
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your brother's load.
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That's gonna be big. Oh yeah.
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It tastes so good. I do.
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It tastes even better when I put it in
your mouth.
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