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Now I'm going to serve one up.

Don't overdo it, leave me some more.

Then you need a drink.

Are you going to tell me I'm a good boy?

Out of here.

Are you going to make a corpse out of him, you idiot?

What's that supposed to mean?

Stop, hold back, otherwise he'll freak out again.

And if you keep on drinking like that, this summer will be a shitty color.

Oh, nonsense.

Then he won't be able to get it up anymore.

You're talking like Alcoholics Anonymous.

We take it or not, Arafit and I are always fit.

You said it.

I'm probably the only one loved.

Go on.

On the road.

Oh man.

Porn baby in person.

No, a daughter of Marilyn Monroe herself.

Can't you see that?

There.

Look at that!

She wants to show us her best triks.

Extremely hot girl.

Yeah, a red hot girl.

She'll serve you right, old China boy.

What do you mean by that? Shut up.

What's up?

Stay cool, Arafit, otherwise she'll eat you for breakfast.

She's a pro on the mat.

I'm the greatest.

But when it comes down to it, Arafit,

she only digs me!

That takes a lot of imagination.

Clearly, the car has more sex appeal to her than you.

I'll cure her of working herself off on the metal.

Your original tail creature, huh?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Sweeter!

Are you waking up the high voltage pole of your sexual energy because you need a beating?

Breakfast is ready, it's already travel season, Alban.

See these headlines...

Unbelievable.

Three dangerous gangsters on Ibiza.

Well, they need to have something to write about.

It's not as bad as all that.

There's no more order and discipline.

Someone is whistling.

Now, just a minute.

Well, that's...

Do you have to wash the car with the most provocative clothes?

Put something on.

Hello, Dickey.

Bye.

Come back again soon.

Hey, grandpa is about to get angry.

He'll fly into a temper.

Good morning, Maestro.

Do you have any more beautiful daughters, old man?

Get lost.

The boss of the house is afraid that

his ladies might receive a scratch.

You got that, didn't you, boys.

He asked in well-chosen words,

that we make ourselves disappear.

He can have that,

but he should order it from a fat woman.

Move on.

Have a nice day, Grandpa.

Go ahead, keep moving.

That's a real problem.

Some freaks are bothering Oli

while she's washing her car.

I'm worried about you,

but I have to go.

Be careful.

And look after Therese.

She's a naive person.

You can count on Oli. I'm sure.

You mean it?

Definitely.

And call Captain Finch if there is any trouble.

I'll let him know about it.

So long, Patti.

Goodbye, Alban.

Oli.

Does he seriously thinks I don't know about her?

She already told me about her herself.

I got the job at your disco

because life with my so-called father was really shit.

Mom had already left by then.

She'd had enough beatings.

I couldn't stand his talk about erotic

father-daughter relationship anymore.

And he was always grabbing at my breasts, too.

That's when I came up with the idea of ​​show business.

Irnz and Tramp told me,

there's a hot uncle on Ibiza,

who owned a disco,

and that he's looking for girls.

That was just the thing for me.

So it wasn't exactly a leap into a new dimension.

But when I saw Albon,

I got a bit hesitant, to be honest.

Well, then show me what you can do.

I could do a great deal.

I won't eat you.

I was sick of this mixture of fatherly benevolence.

And it was only to create ab atmosphere.

I knew all about that.

I wouldn't believe that such a guy could become my boyfriend,

No one should have offered that to me at that moment.

He reminded me so much of my old man.

I just showed off properly.

Stripping is out of the question.

That's your point of view.

Should I still be here?

Of course.

He had already tricked me in a nonchalant way.

I had to hop around for him,

there was no way around it.

I thought he wouldn't make a mess of it, Oli.

Turn it off.

What do you mean by that?

Did you like it?

Have I got the job?

Okay.

Before that I was in a peep show.

Now I am a tease in his disco, a bartender,

a car washer and a nanny for you.

We'll draw up a little contract.

Take a seat.

Now I'm supposed to be grateful to you, huh?

Well, when I think about it,

I've actually bought a pig in a poke.

He had thus passed the buck to me.

And, despite his silly preaching,

the stupid feeling of gratitude crept up inside me,

that makes me feel so helpless.

Don't you want to show a little skin?

Up to you, eh?

If you insist.

I told you, it's up to you.

So far you've only gained some points.

Just as I thought,

He was exactly one of those

who expected an act below the belt from me.

All right...

I'm in a tight spot, you know?

I could see that from the tip of your nose and I'll help you get out of it.

You won't regret it.

You won't either, baby.

Then we'd better get started right away.

The sooner the better.

Dad, dad, stop!

Don't forget to bring me the new Village People tape.

Yes, madam.

And if you want to go on the boat, all you have to do is telling Captain Finch.

Yes, yes.

Can you see her?

Nope, nothing but a dreary swimming pool in the morning sun.

The old man has left.

And the women will soon be dunking their bottoms in the pool.

It's already broad morning, Captain Finch.

Cheers, boss.

And I was just planning to

recommend my house and my ladies to you.

I have to go away on business.

Aha, business.

I expect you to prove yourself reliable.

Otherwise we will part ways.

Yes, yes, yes.

You can rely on me.

I will guard them like the apple of my eye.

If necessary, you can reach me at the Hotel Miramar.

I told my wife to contact you if she needs help.

Yes.

And my daughter would also like to go on the boat again.

Anytime, it's your boat, boss.

Cheers.

To the ladies.

Let her come, the little mouse.

Yes.

Where is she swimming to?

To that guy in the dinghy?

I really think that's the guy from the junk.

Let me see.

Yes, that's clear.

Captain Finch!

Yes, what?

Oh, it's you, Therese.

Will you take me to the boat?.

Just a minute, I'll fish you out.

We're not going to the pool?

I have an idea.

I hope you're not mistaken.

You're really great, Therese.

Thank you, that's good to hear, Captain Finch.

My father recommended you to me.

So?

Well then.

If he only knew what he had done.

Oh, Dad is a naive person, he thinks I'm a child.

Oh, damn it.

Now I've hurt myself.

Just a minute, little mouse, we'll get it fixed in a minute.

I'll press and you tell me where it hurts.

It's definitely not a fracture.

Just a minute, hold still.

Does it hurt here?

- And higher up? - Oh.

Beautiful, strong legs. You must be doing gymnastics.

Yes.

Alone or with others?

Alone.

You sure tackle it.

No, no, I'm not that into the mouse.

I'm inhibited.

Yeah.

Better already?

Mhm.

Oh, Therese.

Heinrich.

Carry on, huh?

It took you a long time to understand that there's nothing wrong with me.

Except for the famous ten centimeters.

What, only ten?

What are you thinking?

Just a minute, I'm just having the crumple zone cleared.

Come here!

You come here!

Have you never heard that mermaids are dying?

A pinch of salt is good after all that sweet talk.

Just wait, that was intentional bodily harm, manslaughter!

You'd be better off saying murder, Captain.

You don't seem to be such a good sailor, sir.

Shal we play a trick on her?

Oh man, don't do such childish crap!

I call it having fun..

I guess that little thing is more to your taste than my underpants, huh?

Harafet?

Make a point, you bastards!

Let's go back to the pool.

Yes, Commander, collecting women's lingerie, huh?

- Hey, look over there. - What's that?

What's there?

Hot!

What?

I don't know, hmm, screw it.

Will you give me a lift?

Where do you want to go?

I'll follow your lead.

That's an offer.

You're a gentleman, I can tell straight away.

What if you're mistaken?

I will be wiser from it?

Clver girl.

I have a clver partner.

You said that.

Yes, and I have an uncanny feeling.

In a certain area, of course, if you know what I mean.

Hello, Patty!

Olinka!

When it's 30 degrees in the shade, people need something cool.

Oh, you're looking after me almost like a mother.

Here.

Great idea.

By the way, I have to go to the village soon.

And do some shopping.

You were in the village just the day before yesterday.

Is there no food left in the house?

Everything's already eaten.

See you then. I'll be back soon.

Hey, Olinka!

Yes, what's wrong?

Don't get involved with strange men..

Okay.

I'll only take the ones I know.

Albon doesn't appreciate it.

Hello, take your foot off the gas, darling.

Oh, sister, you look telegenic!

There's nothing like her anywhere.

Or, at the best at a specialized dealer.

The real superwoman for real supermen.

I'll see to her.

Riding a motorbike spoils the figure. Do you know that, sweetie?

Too bad, then we won't be able to give you the title of Miss Streamline at the beach party.

You, what do you want?

Let's have a look.

Please stop that.

Tinkering.

Man, are you crazy?

You screwed up, fat woman.

When something like that...

...near her sweet round neck, she cries.

That scrawny bastard who can't come to her aid and protect her from us.

Take this from the bad, bad razor rockers.

Stop!

Damn it!

I'm glad that you came. I've been attacked.

Attacked? Why?

Finch, someone with a knife.

Should I take you with me?

Yes.

Hop on!

Thank you.

He threatened me with a knife.

And he punctured the front tire of my motorbike.

I'm so damn lucky we met.

I find people like you really hot.

Nobody has ever been so hot.

Olinka, you're a...

You're a marathon runner, sweetie.

Now we'll do it in riding position.

On the hot bike.

- Ready to go? - Aye, aye, Captain.

Then I'll pierce your pussy.

Well, well, well, what's going on?

This isn't the right sport.

No!

Yes, yes, we understand each other.

Please let me out.

Three against one, isn't that cowardly?

Come on, who's being cowardly here?

Please be reasonable.

Of course.

Yes.

Gladly. As you wish.

Yes, you are nice.

Wait a minute!

Just a minute. Don't pester me. I'm sensitive.

Too bad, when a woman gets too close to me I always get embarrassed and go mad.

Then stop doing that for me.

Forgive me. Whether I want to or not, it's a reflex movement for me.

Come on, I don't know why they're all against you.

What's up with that? You're half naked.

Please let me out.

But, yes.

Just a minute, be patient, sweetie.

And always be obedient, do you hear?

Because otherwise you'll get your ass kicked by us.

No!

No, no, no!

I get into the water for her and she's still not satisfied.

No! Let me go!

Hey, you're crazy, little one, I need to hold on to you.

No! Let me go!

No!

We know what's good for you.

Here again?

You'll have to be satisfied with that.

I don't think it's good enough for me.

Would you be so kind as to get out?

Your wife and other lovers certainly won't go to a house like that.

I'm not stupid.

When I've finished my business here, We'll go out, Ok?

To a nightclub?

You're my best girl.

You old rascal.

You know you're my best.

Here we go!

By the way, I bought a boat.

Not one of those little boats.

A huge one!

Can you imagine that something like that can be quite a burden?

That's your problem.

As soon as I have time, I'll invite you on a sailing trip.

Then the two of us will sail through the Mediterranean.

You never have time, otherwise I'll get seasick!

Then we'll throw you overboard.

I've got a captain too

A rustic strange old bird.

Patti, it's me, Laura!

Therese!

Hello, is anyone there?

Strange.

Patti!

Therese, Olinka, are you still asleep?

One could rob the whole house before you ...

Who are you?

This woman will bring people to here.

Help!

On the mat.

Help!

Of course, we'll help you.

You just can't be so fidgety.

Otherwise it won't work.

You see, she's calming down now.

She's not as stubborn as her friend over there.

Can you handle the old woman?

Everything's fine.

Patti!

Our doll is doing great.

We've calmed her down in no time.

Right?

No!

The old motherfucker would be surprised if he could see his women like that.

Come on, give her a taste of pussy.

No!

She's beginning to understand.

Pretty slowly.

A little more practice and it will be good.

They don't have any real pizzazz.

Are you comfortable?

Yes.

Finally.

Sugar.

How cute.

She's acquiring a taste for it.

The little sweet tooth.

Those two are already quite happy.

So am I.

There can't be a happier pill for me than those two cuties.

I'm getting a hard on, you're in such good shape.

Let's give you a talent test, baby.

Sister is already playing the flute before she put her lips on the instrument.

No more dangling, it's screwing time!.

Hey, such a quick screw, that could be a film series.

Action.

Shoot, Agapit.

You shoot. That's a great pose.

That's your all-time favorite, right?

Crazy! Unique! Awesome!

Cheese!

Guys, that's a show!

Well, that was an excellent meal.

You always say that.

But it's true.

Eat, eat, I have more on my mind.

People can offer you whatever they want.

Well, what can you offer me?

An exquisite meal in my presence.

Oh, not enough.

Camerero, the bill, please.

Coming right over, sir.

So if you don't like it here, let's go somewhere else.

Oh, it comes down to the same thing, whether here or there.

You're welcome.

That's how it is. It's not about me, it's all about your pleasure.

Only mine, really?

Yes, you have the say in everything.

And you are suffering.

All right, let's go.

Oh, in such a hurry?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Ah, shut up.

The only amusing thing in this place is the bathroom.

Sweetie.

Not understanding anything.

Cathy, stupid.

Talk about being shy.

You understand well.

Cathy only understands what she wants.

My rascal.

That's brotherly love.

Puffed-up boy.

What am I going to do with you?

Come on, take off that rag, darling.

Isn't that the Jeep?

Did I scare you?

Yes.

Look, that's them again. The three bad guys.

They slashed my tire earlier.

It's a miracle they didn't stab me.

I'm afraid they're in the house.

Come on, we have to find out.

I definitely don't want to meet them again.

Boy, you're scared.

Believe me, they're really violent.

Great, it's like a crime thriller.

Oh, shit, that's what I thought..

I find it really exciting.

What if he discovers us? Let's get out.

I don't know.

What's that? I'm not going mad in broad daylight, am I?

Many, come over here!

Two women. One of them screamed over there.

Enough of the chatting, now it's time to get going.

You shut up!

Look, man, I'll take this one and you take the other one.

Oh, you nasty bastards!

Close the door and lock it.

Help!

To the ship!

We'll get on the boat

We'll be safe there. They won't even think that we could be there!

Can you see Captain Finch? He'll be pleased to see us.

Come here! You're mistaken, we'll join you on the boat.

You make big eyes now, eh?

Jolly good! Get going!

All set? May I ask you to come closer?

Get moving, fatso!

Do you need a special invitation?

I was hoping you'd be safe!

They'll be from now on!

And I don't want any of you making useless swimming exercises, got it?

If anyone of you tries, you'll be in trouble.

Hello, grandpa!

You're quite forward for your age.

I got it from travellers.

Emancipated?

Got it.

You still gets the boys excited.

Why not?

Because you should have been in bed long ago.

You mean in yours, right?

You're mistaken.

Someone like you needs a mechanical bull to get her crazy.

Sure!

You really are very charming.

Nope!

Anyway, you're only playing hard to get because it's in at the moment.

Am I playing hard to get for you?

Space sphere!

Well, I'll see!

For the sweet super circle.

Haha.

Present!

I suppose the chocolate doll must be your favorite toy.

We'll take her in tow.

We'll have a fun night here for both of us.

Why are you grinning like that?

About you!

There's nothing to laugh about.

Yes, there is!

Why?

We think you're funny.

When I'm your age, I hope I won't be as stupid as you.

Hello, hello, hello!

But what do I know?

Am I not noticeably calcified?

I think she'll imitate us.

Apparently not.

Get her!

You seem to be keen on me.

Of course.

I'll come with you.

Although that's actually something like unmasking the mummy.

I suggest we go somewhere else.

We know a nice, romantic little hotel.

Kette can confirm that.

Shall we go?

Agreed?

Yes, yes. It's Ok by me..

You get her in the mood first, right?

Of course.

Okay?

Are we ready?

Yes, come on.

I'll go ahead.

My name is Kette.

Very pleasant.

You can be yourself with me.

I do that anyway.

I'm often as aggressive as you.

Well, but it doesn't help much.

I've figured that out by now.

Does he drive a fancy car?

You're a scoundrel.

Oh, screw it.

I've driven around in so many classy cars.

You won't regret it this time.

I thought it would boost my self-esteem.

There he is.

Ah, look at that.

You're damn lucky you picked me up.

Or the other way around.

Well, we'll see.

You're intimidating me, little Wille.

Well, I hope so.

Fuck off!

She's warmed up.

Come here!

Don't pull my hair like that.

Hold your breath! Off you go!

We're like all dressed up and nowhere to go.

Well, silly as. That's it.

Meal on the ball.

You're not in a peep show here.

No!

Hurry up! Now I want some action!

No!

Don't worry, my flag isn't at half-mast.

Nor is mine.

Hello, you sweeties.

Don't go away.

Do it, baby.

You deserve this. You're still wet behind your ears, yuck!

Hey, stop blubbing.

Don't act as if you're being slaughtered, pull yourself together.

If you exhaust your throat like that,

you'll soon be out of breath.

Stop it, please!

Oh boy, old Chinaman, super!

The thing you think of.

What is it?

You'll soon feel it.

The refined Oriental variation.

Exclusively for madame.

You'll enjoy it. The secrets of the Far East.

The wonders.

The caresses of the great Confuzius.

Olinka?

Where are they?

They've gone.

How do you feel?

Fucked up.

You too?

But we can forget about it.

The old bastards!

No, I won't say anything.

I promise.

Hello there. The trio's cleared off.

That was a close shave.

Don't make such a fuss. It wasn't all that bad.

Oli, it's not the apocalypse.

Shut up!

Afterwards we'll make a strong coffee.

All three of us can do with a cup.

Hello, where's the overwhelming welcome?

Oh, I feel sick.

Get up, you sleepyheads.

We're already here.

What a greeting! Nobody to fling her arms round my neck?

No even you, Theresa?

Daddy, hello.

And, as a bonus, the headdress

Ok?

Thank you, daddy.

What do I get apart from reproaches?

We're eating.

Then give me a drink.

I've had breakfast with my business partners at seven.

Of course.

A delightful atmosphere.

Sulky, moody. I'd like to have an easy life like you.

I work like a horse so you can achieve self-realization.

Who's been at this? Sloppiness.

If you ask me, Papa, we can't take you seriously.

You call it working like a horse when you drift off to your lover?

I guess you have a guilty conscience, that's why you're in such a bad mood.

You're unfaithful.

Great, Patti, the way you brought her up.

Me? You're here, too, after all.

Yes, but not so often.

That's just it. You think that's good?

You should express your sex appeal little more within the family.

Say what you mean, Patti, you wanted to say having my fling, didn't you?

Great, the sexy vibrato in Mummy's voice.

Theresa!

No such thing between married couples,

possibly with the wife's best friend.

With who you rarely have anything.

That's what it looks like with other men.