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What? Yeah, it's study time.
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No, not right now.
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Yes, right now.
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You know what you got on your last test?
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It's Saturday though.
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You failed three out of the four tests
that you took last month. And mom is
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really not happy about that.
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So, it's study time. Yeah, but I failed
it like not as bad.
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Does that make a difference?
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Oh my god.
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You're ridiculous.
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I'm your sub -sister, and I'm kind of in
charge of making sure you don't fail
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out of all of your classes.
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So, you're going to listen to me, and
we're going to study.
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Okay, listen, like, not everybody is as
genetically gifted as you, and can be a
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genius, okay? Whatever.
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I think we were on plant physiology.
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So, can you tell me what a chlorophyll
does?
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No, I don't. Can we not? Can you just
give me, like, just give me, like, 15
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minutes or something? No, don't. Have 15
minutes. You need to know this now.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, hold on. Okay, so what does the
chloroplast do?
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The what?
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Were you paying an ounce of attention in
any of your classes?
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Yeah, the sun, the photosynthesis.
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No, that's what a chlorophyll does.
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What? You're so stupid. Oh, my God.
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Hey,
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are you even listening?
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Yes, I'm listening.
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Okay, so what does the xylem do in a
plant?
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What part of the plant? Hey!
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Mitochondria.
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Mitochondria, seriously?
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That's the... Don't say it.
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Powerhouse of soul. Oh my god, we're
talking about plants.
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It's the same thing. Can you pay
attention?
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Yes, I'm paying attention.
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So... Hey.
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What?
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What are you doing? Nothing.
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So the xylem brings nutrients up from
the roots to the... Yes.
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I'm listening.
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What?
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Can you tell me what the other part of
the xylem would be?
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If the xylem brings things up, what
brings things down?
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Escalator. No, xylophone.
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Oh.
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Are you hearing yourself right now?
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I'm going to study this stuff. Like,
it's fine. I can just put this stuff in
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chat GPT.
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Like, and they don't catch me. It's
fine.
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Oh, my God.
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You're unbelievable.
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You know that? How do I need to know any
of this stuff? The robots are going to
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do all the jobs anyway.
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It's not a big deal.
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If you fail any more of your classes,
you're going to drop out and be stuck at
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home, and I'm going to see your sorry
butt a lot more than I have to.
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Okay, I'm listening.
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So the plant stuff is done. Do you even
know anything about the periodic table?
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Yeah. Can you tell me one property of
calcium?
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Milk. Milk?
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Yeah, that's a property.
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Why are you messing around?
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What is so important that you have to do
right this second?
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I was jerking off when you barged into
my room like a crazy person.
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I can't think. I can't think when I was
in the middle of jerking off. Are you an
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animal?
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Yes, technically.
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Just do it. Just get it over with, so
you can finally pay attention to me.
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What?
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Just do it. What, like, you think I want
to see your weird little baby dick? I
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don't give a shit. Just take it out and
do it.
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Sure, go ahead.
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Just touch it for like two seconds and
you'll come, and then we can finally
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study.
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Come on. Why can't you just, like...
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Go to your room for a little bit and
then come back in like 15 minutes or
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something. We both know that if I leave
the room right now, you're going to lock
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the door and I'm going to be pounding on
it for an hour trying to get you to let
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me in so we can get back to studying.
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Just do it. Come on.
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Are you serious, though?
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Yes. Why are you making such a big deal
out of this?
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You're not going to tell mom or
something?
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Oh, my God. No, I'm not going to tell
mom.
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Oh.
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Why is it so fucking thick?
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I didn't know my brother had a big
fucking stick like that.
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It is?
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Don't take it as a compliment, okay?
It's just a fact.
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Okay.
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What is taking so long?
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And I guess just immediately calm,
especially like in here like judging my
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wiener and being mean to myself.
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Alright, just keep going, hurry up.
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Can I watch like a video on my phone?
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No, oh my god, just get it over with.
What?
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What is, what is your problem? Just,
just do it.
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Okay, you know what, just, why don't you
just look at me?
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I'm not going to tell anyone, okay? I
don't care.
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It's not like you get to see other girls
anyways.
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Here.
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Okay.
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Can I see?
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Oh, you need more?
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is that better yeah what you've never
seen the birthday before yes of
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course you haven't it's not
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like you go around having sex with any
girls sometimes you don't know all about
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sex with you come on you're such a loser
probably like plenty of sure
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whatever you say
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Is this working or not?
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Yeah, it's working.
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Can I see your feet?
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They're like a weird trap.
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Whatever. I don't care. Do it.
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Very nice.
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Oh.
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Oh. God.
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You're doing it right.
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What do you mean?
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How are you ever going to get anywhere
doing it like that?
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I'm just doing it like I normally do.
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No wonder.
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Don't know if the girls are not proud of
the sex with you.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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You're supposed to stroke it like this.
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Like, probably shouldn't be, like,
touching it, though.
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Why not?
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I'm not going to tell anyone.
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Are you?
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No. We can just pretend it never
happened.
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Plus, who else is going to show you how
to have sex with girls?
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I don't know. I figure I'm just going to
figure it out. They would probably
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laugh you out the door.
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Just let me do whatever and just try to
learn something from the process, okay?
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Okay. I'm doing you a big favor right
now. Okay. So.
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I know it's your bottle. Shut up.
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Yeah, doesn't that feel better than
whatever it is you're trying to do?
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Yeah?
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I think you're, like, super smart. I
know you're, like, you know about sex
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too. Uh, yeah, like you said, I'm super
smart. I know everything.
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Yeah, of course.
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This is just the beginning.
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I can't have you embarrassing me out
there.
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Making girls laugh with your sex skills.
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Yeah, that's true.
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I'll teach you exactly how to use it.
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Show me what you think you know.
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I know how to do it.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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No, no, stop.
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What? Stop. You thrust in.
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Like this.
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Oh.
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Yes.
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It isn't like...
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Thank you for teaching me all these new
things.
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something different helps a lot.
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You love me, don't you?
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It's super tight.
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Now are you finally going to pay
attention to me? Yes.
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Yeah? Do everything I say?
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Yeah.
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I guess so.
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Do I have to keep studying?
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Uh, yes.
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