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Dad!

Dad!

- Dad? What are you doing? - Relax. Get in the car.

Answer things coming soon.

Mom? Dad called asylum seekers "niggers".

It is not allowed. Tell Dad that he can not take the washing machine.

- I'll buy new. - He'll buy new. When?

- Tomorrow. - With what money then?

Nothing from the house was going over there, it said.

- The bed linen will be returning. - It may not look like this.

Relax. They get to stay in a hotel, and we become millionaires.

Come on. The car.

Come on, come on. Farther behind.

- Oda, get list. Come on. - You go bankrupt. Black Inger does not pay.

- Yes, much better than tourists. - How much per piece?

- 100,000 a year. - Of the state?

- How many do you get? - Around fifty pieces.

And you get all the profits?

- Now you can find on. - No, but it's certainly a lot of fuss about them.

- Hashish, rape, terror and villainy. - 100,000 apiece? Should they have food, or?

- I have a freezer full of kneippbrød. - Need help our finished?

No, it is only trifles again. Thought they could do it.

- They are not allowed to work. - Yes, I have been checked.

He I know who runs the asylum center in northern Norway has hired a bunch Somalis.

Somalis bit like Sami, he says. The same pace in the body.

He gave them jobs in fish processing his.

It took a long time. They had to say a prayer for each fish.

He said they could gut the fish first, then say a prayer for each fish after work.

- Now he earns money as a beating. - Yes exactly.

Ok. Hei! Ok!

All together into the bus!

Shut up, everybody! Into the bus! Now!

- Where are we going? - For Norway's best hotel.

- Can we have single rooms? - Yes.

- And the food? - Buffet. Every day.

- Relax. Hi! - There is no room for us.

- Easy now! We can not accommodate everyone. - They can stand in the aisle.

You fixation up good for us, right? You are in control, right?

I've lived in so many fucka reception.

In Oslo I lived several years in a barrack.

Mattresses on the floor. Water leaks.

Fuck, it was cold and deserted, ass.

People live here, right? What do they live on? Bearing those things here, like?

- Yes, because you create so much good in Africa. - Africa is not a country.

- What is one thing that comes from Africa. - The math was invented in Egypt.

I Afrika.

- What does he say about Africa? - He says mathematics was invented there.

It was the Arabs who invented mathematics.

Egypt er i Afrika, mann.

Africa's people like you.

Big smiles and kids dancing around with buckets on their heads.

Africans are happy and dancing with buckets on their heads.

Okay, keep going. Keep pace.

Do not stop. Continue inward. All the way. Come on!

Okay. Yes.

Listen, everybody.

Okay. Welcome to this great camp.

It's called "asylum reception center", boss.

Welcome to this refugee camp. You get money every month -

- for food and clothing, of course.

But you also have many duties. You need to wash and fix the rooms themselves.

- Because UDI comes just two days. - Who is Rudi?

- Who is Rudi? - No, UDI.

UDI, the ...

My God, you know then what UDI? The Norwegian Directorate of Immigration.

Do you understand me?

Raise your hand if you speak English.

Okay, and you who speak Norwegian, up hand.

Just you?

So the rest of you do not speak Norwegian, English or something?

- No? - Do you speak Arabic?

OK. Arabic?

Since only half of the rooms are ready, you must stay two and two of the rooms a while.

- You will have to share a room. - No, I will not share a room with anyone!

No no no! Shut up!

Shut up! Listen to me. You two live together.

- You can share a room. - No I can not.

He does not want to. He is a Christian.

- Can not live with a Muslim. - Boy ... Bring me a Muslim, then.

We need a Muslim.

- You two can stay together. - No, he is Shiite.

- He is a Sunni. Can not live with a Shiite. - Oh my God!

- All right, we need a Sunni. - I'm Sunni.

- Come on, it's just for a few days! - All right, sunnier ...

Sunnis, set you up here. Shiites, here.

- Christians back. - What about the Copts?

- Come on, let's go to our rooms. - Do not put them in the same room!

- I swear, it is the Middle East here! - Continue. Find a room. You two together.

- I'm just trying to help you. - I do not want your help.

The door is tight!

There is no door here! Hey, bro! There is no door here!

Like that. Where are you going to stay. As he must use the window as the door to the hallway is finished.

- I can not stay there. I must have door. - Dad, she must have a door.

- Everyone must have door. - You'll die tomorrow.

It's not going to happen. Seriously, she must have a door.

- Reply parliaments are accustomed to sleep outside. - Now you are racist.

You can not call them things like that.

My God, I call Swedes for all sorts of things. They are not sure of it.

- Okay, but when you live in my room. - Did you die?

In.

No, she must stay here!

Nei, Oda...

- Are you going to give away our food? - You do not eat Kneipp.

Already.

- It's only temporary. - Everything is temporary.

- You are not temporary. - Stop it.

Room!

- She can not move in here. - I'll never have visitors.

- I'll never get a visit. - Yes. She your girlfriend down the center.

- Dad, she moved two years ago. - No?

Already.

Why, maybe she could be up in the basement?

No, the refugees will stay at the reception.

When should not I have some friends, then. Only die completely lonely.

- But Oda, you are supposed to have friends. - You do not know her!

- You do not know José from Columbia either. - Who is Jose?

Who is Jose?

- Yes? - If she gets grant money to Jose -

- Can Mona stay in my room. - It's not the same.

- You know nothing about José! - Now you are so unfair.

- You can not give money to strangers. - A hundred crowns.

- We do not have a hundred million, we. - No.

It should not go beyond José. She can shower, so it's out.

- She staying with me until you've fixed the door. - Fix the door, then.

And the machine should be back here!

The buffet!

Where is the buffet?

- buffet! - Yes, yes, yes.

Yep.

Hey, he promised us breakfast.

- I do not eat that stuff. - He likes only hot food.

- The fish looks old. - What kind of fish is it?

- There is trout. Even fish. - He has fished the sea.

- When fished it? - This summer.

- This summer? It says 1987 on the plastic. - Like he's not the food, he can go home.

- Relax. It will be okay. - Who is he?

I have been a refugee for ten years. This is the worst reception I've ever seen.

Apart from the food he's happy.

You! I'm going to keep an eye on you. I know the rules, so do not try to fool me.

Watch out. He can all the rules.

Breakfast is ready!

I've lived here for a ... for one year tomorrow.

I'm from the collective. No.

I work at the collective. Do you understand?

- Call one the "collective" in French? - "Municipality".

Precisely, from kommumunen.

I am the coordinator of welfare.

- Welfare Service. - Can you fix PlayStation?

The money did not come.

PlayStation? No, books. I'm a librarian.

It has not come into any money in your account. 50000, you said.

- Agreement was 50,000 in services and things. - But we do not need books!

- There must be money on the welfare budget? - I'll make a library.

In, in, in.

- Immigration requires that there are books here. - But no one speaks Norwegian!

- No, but I've Urdu, Chinese, Arabic. - But there's no room!

- Now I have fetched books from the library. - It will only track with books.

And.

Sorry.

No, do not ask me for more help, then.

- I do not have money, that is. - Thought I'd borrow from Oda's account.

No, it is her legacy. It says on her name.

- It is unfair. Pappa ante ... - Are you going to spend her money on them?

- What about us? - We are going to earn a lot!

As much as the hotel?

In ski rental?

- At the sports bar and snowmobile safari? - It was not my fault!

UDI will never approve it!

Yes, so find something you, then! Other than this hair tuft here!

You're going to go bankrupt.

Shut up.

To.

Yes, that's just ...

It was a bit of a hurry.

It was well him you would fetch.

Now he crosses the county border just up here, so he is not our responsibility anymore.

- Yes? - It is many Eritreans here.

- Yes it is. - Syrians also?

But it runs fine. There is no problem. Hello.

We have let them decide who will stay with whom. Then it's amazing what goes.

You're from the South Coast, I hear? Won by foreigners.

You are sort of Norway Greeks, right?

Mm.

Yes, well ... Beaches. Tourists everywhere and ...

Such things.

- Okay. Oh well. - Hello. How are you?

- Is there only one washing machine? - Here we have common.

- Table Tennis we have here and the kind. - common here?

It'll be fine. And all this you have done himself?

- It has taken some time, then? - No. A week's time ...

We can not approve the receipt as it is now. There are several rooms that are missing doors.

- It fixes He easily. There are trifles. - It drips from the ceiling.

If it's so hard to stay in a hotel, they can go back to ground their huts.

Oi.

The...

- Yes, you get two weeks to fix up here. - Yes, it should hold.

- language teaching must also be started. - What's the point?

- And Cooperation Council must be established. - Do the rules now?

Of course, the electrical installation has to be in order, if not, please shut.

OMG ... Camping Out! You can get cabin empty.

I have a cabin empty. You must pay the cabin himself, so there is work involving.

- You have one week. - But I need money to be finished!

You get money if we approve.

- Come on, put them at the head. Inner most! - Relax.

- Is there room for everyone? - We have cleared the entire library now.

That's nice! I thought of a separate section for nonfiction and split up in different languages.

Yes we must.

Shut up. I talk.

- I heard it was closing with the type? - What? No.

- It's a long time ago. - But it sits in a long time like that.

- Not exactly the smartest knife. - No. Was a bit stupid, yes.

- Yes, drank a little, too. - Drank? No, not more than ...

- played away money, and ... - No. He played lotto, maybe.

- Yes, he was a part down on the kiosk there. - Played on horseback?

So ... You deserve a whole lot better, I think.

I love books.

- I had only one book when I was little. - Yes?

I was so hungry that it was hard to read.

So it is at the center as well. To read the books here -

- we need a little more food, maybe good beds, perhaps better light?

And.

Forget it! You do not get money. Food and bedding is UDI's responsibility.

But I'm paying back promptly reception is approved.

In!

- "I was so hungry, I did not read." - Your were not better.

Yes, that was it.

Now you've ruined everything!

Who would you ha cliff?

- Of those here? - Yes.

- Nobody. - Yes. If you had to.

- Yes, that. - Russerne?

De er fine.

Have you had sex with a foreigner?

With a Swede.

Two Swede.

- I've had sex with a same. - Seriously?

Were you drunk? Was he drunk?

No, he was kind.

- Everything is wrong. - Poor construction.

It is not designed for that whole damn Africa will warm up on it.

- If he's so smart, he can fix it? - Can you fix it?

- What does he get? - Double noon portion.

- He must replace the wiring. - You must have new cabinets.

- I can not afford. - He's broke.

- Broke? We're going to freeze to death! - What is he saying?

We're going to die here.

- Is it big or? - 2 kW.

- 2 kW does not hold a hairdryer even! - Hush! It keeps galore.

But we will surely have to the whole ...

You should not borrow anything. Nothing should be lent.

What are you missing now?

- So it is not going well with the project? - Yes Yes Yes.

- The freezing. The power is gone. - Oh yes.

I thought I'd borrow the unit.

There you can forget.

Forget!

- I still have the cottage site. - I do not need any cabin empty here.

I live here.

- Sa ikke du at hun...? - Nei, nei, nei.

I can wash your house, I. Every Friday.

- Are you old friends? - 35 years.

Been some episodes through the years. Fill and villainy.

- We are buksvogere, you know. - What is "buksvoger"?

I was her first.

- Cool. So he slept with ...? - Now hold it.

Is that why you do not help your buddy?

You should have helped before UDI was here.

I have job and family. It takes time.

- Poor buddy, ass. - I do no more until he says apologetically.

- I'll have an excuse. - Pardon.

- No, to him. - Sorry.

- That there was not much real. - I swear, man. Sorry, ass.

- She is strict, your wife. - Enough!

No, but it's true. She is damn string. You say it myself.

- "Nothing should be lent ..." - Now hold it.

No, Kjell! Come on! Do not be so childish!

No! For hell, I need the power!

That was not funny. That's my buddy!

Not anymore, ass.

- What should we do now? Who lives here? - Stop asking.

Ta denne her. Ta den!

Foul!

- Got yourself a little horeboy from Africa? - Oh yes.

- Send him to us when you're done. - Get away.

Vedder på at han kan suge kukk, ass!

- Come on! - Relax.

Open the cover. Left.

- Also luka. - Where then?

- Luka on top. - What?

At the top, on top, on top! Come on!

- Nothing they get. - Do not be so strict with them.

- They have experienced very much hurt. - On button press!

Oh my God. Push the button!

Bra.

We had so many plans. You should build greenhouses. We should have chickens, goats and ...

Now it's just chaos.

- It was you who wanted to stay here. - Yes.

Along with the chickens.

Now arguing they because you treat them so badly.

- They have quarreled for thousands of years. - Stop it! It's history solved.

- So go and treat them nicely you. - No, I do not set my bones there.

- Yes, because you can not bear people. - I am against the Norwegian asylum policy!

You can sleep here tonight. Knowing little on åssen refugees there.

I found the ones here in your office.

Johan Bojer! It is fantastic. They here are amazing.

And Duun.

Olav Duun is undervalued. He is better than Hamsun.

- Yes, they were my dad's. - They're worth a lot of money. Can I take them?

In.

- Are you going to read them, then? - No, but my dad used to read them to me.

He used to read "Man and powers" for you? On the bed, then?

You can buy them. Take it over the welfare budget.

Oi! "Comes back on January 23, 1977."

- How much do you need, then? - What?

Ten thousand?

Nja, fifty would have been best.

- Yes, what I deserve it? - How?

- No, you said it. I deserve better. - Yes.

And and. And and.

In ...

In, in, in.

- I'm married, that is. - Is not allowed to live a little?

You not. Not. No no!

- What? Do not you like me? - Yes Yes Yes.

- Say no, then, rather than belittle me. - I told you no!

All of the French team in attack. The ball is out on the edge. Post.

And it's worked! It's goal! It is Pogba! Pogba!

- Quiet! Who broke the window ?! - What is the problem?

I will look at Italy, not France.

- What is wrong with France? - Everything!

Italians are rasister. How many Africans playing for Italia?

- Balotelli. - He is the exception.

Frankrike har Zidane, Henry, Vieira, Makelele, Pogba...

But France was a damn colonial power.

- ltaly too. - It was marginally.

- Stop messing! What's the problem here? - We want to have own TV.

No no no. If you want to watch TV, you must write you up on the list.

It's enough! You can not decide everything. This is not democracy, but dictatorship.

- Where are the Cooperation Council? - Did he say "dictatorship"?

No, they want Cooperation Council so it is a bit more democratic.

So, it becomes quiet when Immigration issues.

- Everyone here knows what the word "cooperation" means. - Democracy?

Yes, and speak English. No, at this meeting speaks any English.

- Why not French? - Nothing more translation track. English.

- All right. - Good.

If this place is going to survive, we are all going to have to cooperate.

As a leader, I've written a list ...

You can not be the leader of this council. It must be one of us.

It is true. It says here.

Yes, yes. Okay. It is okay. Then...

Well, okay. Then we must choose a leader by voting with a show of hands.

Who votes for Mona? One vote for Mona.

So we vote for Zoran's quarrel party. You can not vote for yourself.

- I will not vote for someone else. - It's your problem. Vote blank.

- But I will not. - That's democracy.

Just as you requested. That's how it is. So we vote for Abedi.

Leader. Two votes. Abedi the leadership.

- This is not democracy. - That's how it works!

- You bought votes. - Bought?! No, he's legally elected.

You're in this together. It's corruption. Typical.

Want democracy you have? With his death the dictator?

Gaddafi.

You are Gaddafi.

He reigned exactly as you.

I am not Gaddafi, and this is not a country, not a government. I am...

- We want real food. And TV. - And PlayStation.

If you do not like you here, you just have to go.

- I'd like to go. I want to Oslo. - But Oslo do not want you.

- Stay here or go back to the desert. - We do not get dessert.

I do not care! That's not the point.

This meeting is over.

This is a refugee camp!

Vikinghore.

I can not stand it here, i. Poor people!

You have to get yourself together. You can not treat people this way here.

- They are people. They are not animals. - Yes I know.

- Abedi came. - Where are we now?

Like that!

- Funny type, he your son. - Yes. Very funny.

He likes it there yellow on children's TV.

To the hanen. To the Morsomme.

- Is it good, is it? - Yes, yes, yes.

Do not stress about it there. You will not be his dad now because we've fucked.

- Do you think it's silly that I have children? - No no. Oh no.

- What do you think, then? - What I'm thinking of?

I consider that it was fine. You are beautiful. All is well.

- Yes, but what is it that bothers you? - There is nothing that bothers me.

Kom hit it.

- Do not you like me? - Yes.

Already already already.

Lay with me just so I could arrange the loan?

- No. No no no. - You just...

"Now I'm off down to her in the municipality, fucking her as she fixes the loan."

Was it what you thought? Yes, that was it!

So did you get a refugee to fit my baby while you fucked me! So romantic!

- I'm not a municipality! I am me! - Yes ...

I am my own person!

- What is it about them? Have not they been fed? - It has nothing to do with food to do.

- That's because they do not drink. - What do you mean?

They ought drunk himself drunk once a week.

They had certainly been much quieter the rest of the day.

It is true. When I drink, I say lots of nasty things that I believe -

- to everyone I meet, drink more, making out a little ...

So I'm totally calm day.

- But you regret not, then? - When you repent, you will naturally quiet.

- Do you understand? - No.

Alcohol is good since.

I would just say that ...

It happened yesterday, meant nothing to me.

Nothing.

Although that was very good, too.

So it's not like that now that you need to walk the basis of your wife or something.

We can have it as a secret.

So...

- Oi. - It's a loan.

On one condition.

At half goes to ...?

Library. And the rest goes to language learning, teaching, things like that.

Yes of course. Of course.

- Fine. - Language training?

No, you can choose. I will be Real Madrid.

PlayStation.

Flat screens. 50. You're welcome.

So fix you rooms.

I want salaries. I want salaries.

No, you are an asylum seeker. You get paid by the state.

- One can get wages if you pay rent. - You can get 5000 a month.

- What is the rent? - 5000.

- 5000 for the room, man? 4000 get you. - No.

What is my title? What is my title?

- Personal assistant / interpreter. - There are two jobs!

There is one 10% position, interpreter, and 90% assistant. That's what you are right now.

50% interpreter, or? 50%?

In.

Fix your room.

Where is the buffet?

He promised me single! Liar!

I'm sick of all this! I can not stand more!

He promised me single! This is not a reception, but a prison!

And?!

I have a suggestion. Do not you want help to bring order here?

- No. - Yes, he will.

Look here. It is the first floor, and it is the second floor.

On the ground floor you put Shiites.

Iraqis there and those coming from Syria there.

- De to druserne fra Libanon helt i enden. - Drusere.

- He does not know what it is. - Relax.

Christians are there, the Russians are there, and Catholics are there.

- He protested examiner from Ethiopia in the corner. - He is only one.

Should we have taken him away from the others? Down in the basement?

That is smart.

And then comes the second floor.

Here you put Sunnis and Hindus closest to the reception. Hindu, Hindu, Hindu.

There are some Buddhists. Should you put them as a buffer between Hindu and Sunnis?

It is good. Then there will be chill when Immigration issues.

- It becomes, in other words. - Buffer?

Hindu? Over here.

You who are from Burundi move one floor down.

You are Protestant will stay in the cellar.

Are you Shia or Sunni? No, over here.

Dont nag! Shut up!

And.

You need to start getting a little cooler towards people, man.

At the reception does not work is not my fault.

- Did the tourists that the hotel went bankrupt? - No, it was the exoticism error. Charter Shit.

Always others his fault.

You become rich if UDI approves reception.

- What are you going to use the money for? - First, I'll buy me a new car.

- What are you gonna do with it? - Driving, then.

- Where then? - Where then?

Downtown. To...

Driving to ...

- Yes, I thought we were going to travel a bit. - Where are you going?

- Med. Thailand, Turkey, the whole package. - But you do not like foreigners?

No, but I'll just lie on the beach and drink beer.

You do not rest enough in the body to it.

Thought I would invest a little, too.

In several black entries, then?

- You know what my mother said about money? - Do not "money is not everything"?

My mother was smart. You know what she said to you?

"The thousand-tag is never going to hold your hand."

Oh my God, you have to work a bit more with the saying theirs.

Who will ride with you? I will not bother if you are like that.

You have no friends. Your wife does not want you anymore. The refugees hates you.

The only people who like you, your parents, and they are dead. They are dead.

No play before the parquet is finished.

- Come here. - What?

- Listen, they have looked forward to playing. - Do not try you.

Yes, he sat there trapped in a container for several days without food. Very hot.

He vowed to buy PlayStation if he survived.

- Yes, but he must work first. - His uncle is dead.

He was big Barcelona fan. He will play a game to remember him.

You, not keeping. We've all died uncles.

I suggest you let them play one game per room.

A game lasts for five minutes. Let them play half an hour, the six rooms finished.

Ok, I hver camp.

And then there are parquet. Yes?

- Good. - Upside down! Have not you parquet in Burundi?

The parquet floor is almost done. I've put together several crew so it should go much faster.

- Look here. - Great

- Good. Fine. - What do we need more, boss?

- We have Cooperation Council, Shrine ... - Done.

Norwegian lessons. Shit!

"In ved Setesdal".

"Fanteguten letta på hatten sentence: 'Gadde du publicity Pr skurvenakken poor?'"

- Oh my God. - I can not so much about Norway, boss.

No, but UDI will only make you teach them a little about the Norwegian language, Norwegian conditions.

Look here! It can only read right off.

"In Norway, there are three million people. They live by fishing and shipping." No.

Of?

We thought maybe you could help us a little with the Norwegian education.

You are so clever with stuff. With words and stories, talk to people.

It's really nice thought. That they should learn a little Norwegian.

Then UDI very happy, too. Win-win.

You're just not true.

Do you plan to abuse me as a teacher in order to authorize the receipt?

Shall I stand in a corner with two asylum seekers who juggling in Norwegian?

While the others are anesthetized with flat screens and PlayStation? You are so cynical.

- Do you think money solves all problems? - I asked if they wanted Norway glass.

But it would not, given. No.

Who is it you've got flat screens of? Flat screens. Who did you get them?

- Flat screens? - Yes. Who did you get them?

I got them by the municipality.

"Hallo, det er Leif."

"Good evening, mitt name is Ole Olesen."

- "Good evening. What's this about?" - "I am the finance broker."

- "Og jeg ringer..." - Ja, her er r-en. "R". Rulle. Rrr.

- "Rrringer..." - Fint.

"... to give you a very good offer."

"The offer is valid kjåpe ..."

- - Der er ø-en. "Ø". - "Kjåpe".

- "Ø". - "Sjåpe". "Sjope".

"KJA ... on".

Like that. Fine. Fine.

Yes, now you -

- tell me briefly in Swahili why you came here.

- So can Abedi translate in Norwegian. - Why did you come here?

- There are political differences in my country. - Yes No...

I was not thinking politically.

- More personal - Say something about yourself.

I am twenty years, and came to Norway last year.

Yes, no ... Not as referring nature. More ...

More alive, what ...

What smelled you? How did it feel?

- What did you see outside your window? Such things. - Can you be a little more specific?

I was raped for three days out of seven soldiers, and was left to die.

And. And, fint. Fint.

Oh my God.

There is quite a few stories the refugees. Oh my God.

But you, I have found lots of biographies and nonfiction. Surely someone who reads it.

- What is it? Are you mad? - No no.

Are not you glad? You've got to borrow a lot of money.

What is it then?

If you want to make out instead?

- No. Not. - But there is no one watching.

No, it is so stupid. No. Get it.

Oh no. Klin bit, then!

- Stop! - What is it?

- You do not like to make out? - Wait.

Wait? What is it?

Lay bare with me to get the money? Now bother you no more? You know what?

You're so pathetic! You lie to me, now you can not make out even a little. Wow!

You have to get yourself together! Oh my God.

Damn. Oh well. I do not care.

The here to enter. That one, too.

Room?

Mother?

To.

Seriously.

So generous of the municipality, then. To contribute so much.

What does it cost then?

One opposition for a flat? You've been up to loans and Norwegian teaching and ...

Why did you do it then? Do you think she's so nice?

In. In, in, in.

No, she's not there.

- How long has it lasted? - What?

How long has it lasted?

- I do not understand anything. What was on your mind? - I had to do something, then. For us.

"For us"? Are you listening to yourself, huh? "For us"?!

Top or bottom?

Bottom.

Was it bad mood with chick?

- Have you slept at the hotel here before, right? - Shut up.

Yep.

Bare...

Abedi! You have to stick a trip to the grocery store!

Then I do not finish here. You can do it.

No, but we're doing inside the bathroom. Run you. Come on!

No, that's no good.

More weight on the front wheels. You must have more weight on the front wheels.

More weight on the front wheels. On the hood. You have to ... Wait.

Relax.

Clear?

Abedi!

Abedi, can you hear me? Hi!

Abedi need help! He is hurt! Hurry!

Abedi...

- I want you to give him a diagnosis. - No. That's just a scratch.

Won a punch in the ribs.

More a diagnosis that looks good on his application.

The diagnosis he gets, is the one he has.

You've had a good time here, you. The kids have thrived as well.

I do.

When you move back to Oslo, you need a cabin.

Land should you get here. People lined up for the site.

Six acres. I can set up a foundation as well.

Sixty square. Also should I be so generous that I would help framework.

Hm?

Is he tired, or?

And.

- Burnt out? - Very.

- Has there been a lot of stress? - My whole life, man.

I can give him a ... post-traumatic stress disorder.

Yes, it sounds very sensible out.

Also I can give you a certificate that he has chronic ME.

- Perfect! ME sounds good, right? - Okay.

It does not hurt, man.

They can only beat me.

It's just that ...

I get very scared. Very afraid.

Why would you do this?

Would you have done the same for me?

- No. - Why not?

Because you are so negative. Totally different from Abedi.

Abedi is too honest. He's going to be tossed out.

- Should we hurt them? - No, just scare them a bit.

Nothing serious.

Nothing serious?

How much fuel is left?

Half tank.

Today the yellow rooster to the store. The yellow cock ...

And?

Oi.

- We can not approve it here. - You must have return calls.

Returns Conversations.

You do not know what return calls for something?

Return calls will motivate those who get off to go home.

- Get them to go voluntarily. - Approve the reception, so I'll probably talk.

No, but many people get off trying to escape or commit suicide.

Yes, but it is you who throw them out. So then you can comfort them also.

Relax. I do not have time. I have 50 pieces to be fed and added.

Or, you have not 50. 49 is.

- But I've counted. 50 - 49.

You do not even know how many you have here?

Yes. No, it's serious.

All down to the common room. There is something not right.

18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24...

25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 and 35 ...

Wait.

35...

36, 37...

38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43...

- And? - 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 ...

And 50. 50. 50 overall. How many dishes?

- 50. - Well. UDI so it should be 49, but ...

- Maybe they forgot the guy who ran away? - When would it have been 48.

Then we had been 49 if we are 50 now.

Well, this is the list. I...

Is it final? You can not appeal?

- Where they send you? - Greece.

- Why? - It was the first country I came to.

Greece is fine. We were on vacation ...

Greece is bankrupt.

Do you have any place to stay?

Last I lived in a park.

You can go to one of the islands. There it is terrific.

- pilot or Kos or something. - Mm.

- Pack your bag. - Can you clear some?

It's messy here.

Mom, it's so typical of you. What did you do here when the hotel went bankrupt? What?

- I was ill. - But you were not sick.

You're just lazy. It's no wonder he rotate with other ladies when you never can bear anything.

- That's not allowed to say. - Yes! It's allowed to say!

Why will not you be with Dad?

- Yes? - He never gets done here, right?

He does not get to ...

- We can not do it. - You've got me.

He's funny. He is kind.

He is fair.

Okay, he's a little bad with money, but he will certainly it eventually.

- Okay. But he does at least something here. - The Norwegian asylum policy is misguided.

World is not helped by the fact that he maintains ...

The world becomes at least not better that you're sitting here and plants!

Room!

Honest. If I go in, I'm going to hell.

- Not before you die. - It is true.

And if you go back ... Is not it a little hell there?

Also you will enough to hell because you are considering this.

- What do you mean? - Not true ...

If you join in, you get a nice life, but going to hell when you die.

But if you go back, you have to have to live in hell and go to hell when you die.

"I'm propelled broker."

- "Financial Broker." - Norwegian's hard!

Up with books. Stop talking.

Why do you do that exactly?

You have to stop that gamete yours. It's not going to funke.

He's not going to go from his family.

Now you are completely out and running.

- He does not read books even. - No.

You know what I know?

I know that you are number fifty. That you are illegal refugee.

If UDI finds out that he knows about you, know you, he loses the appropriation.

Then it will be closed.

Like that. Then it's just getting started. Here.

You're welcome.

You're welcome. Then we read a bit nippy.

Sorry, ass.

I escaped from a reception.

Snuck on the train with the others. So did I get here.

I did not mean. I did not mean to make it difficult for you.

Listen, Primus. Tell the police and Immigration that you do not know me, everything will be okay.

Never having seen me. It is important that you say it.

Otherwise, you are finished. Lose reception.

- We start with the first branch. - I do not know who she is.

- Aresqi. I do not recognize the name. - There is not a woman.

Aresqi al-Qitab. He has lied about his identity and received a final rejection.

"Han"?

My name is Zoran.

My name is Zoran.

He is an engineer. He needs me.

And, men ...

I want to show him something before I leave.

Bare and minutter.

Here are the new fixture from the hotel.

Also there are separate fuses to your house.

Ok?

- Sure, guys? - Yes.

I count to three, then turn it on. This one.

I, to, tre!

Good luck.

- When did you get? - The day she arrived.

Yes, but how did you know?

We hung around, drank drinks and stuff like that.

Tell me a little about her, then.

She was born in Lebanon. His father was killed.

She fled to a refugee camp. Then her mother died.

You can not just recite the words here.

- Are you having more personal things, like? - Yes.

Yes, she likes tacos. Without corn.

So she likes to watch stupid reality shows.

So she likes pears and gin, also she likes to make out with Sami.

- Is it common in the culture she comes from? - What do you mean?

You may understand that it seems strange that you, just after she has been rejected, -

- marry.

We may well make out or something if it helps.

- - "Buying". - There is o-one. "E".

- "Kjåpe..." - "Ø"!

And. fint.

To.

Um ... Then this lesson for the next time.

- And. - And?

- Was it good? - There is a lack of paper in any of the toilets.

Wi-Fi-one is a bit unstable. The water tank on the appliance must be emptied.

We are going to approve.

Ok.

The municipality says that you have an applicant for a lot.

Who in the community? Welfare?

His name is Abedi Moambe, and from Congo.

- No, never heard of him. - The municipality says that you are good friends.

- Where is he? - No, I have no idea. I have no idea.

We know that you hide an applicant without a residence permit. The reception will be closed.

- If it's true, you have to shut down. - Come on. You lose the everything!

But I have no idea who it is!

I think we are running now, so you come and see us in the morning and deliver him.

Then you get taken properly parting with him.

Abedi?

We must go.

Nice in Sweden, then. Beautiful country.

- Apart from the Swedes. Neutral bastards. - Zlatan is Swedish.

- You will surely get a residence there. - I hope so.

- Okay, what should you do? - Mandatory me with the police.

So I looped to the transit center.

There, I they move me or send me home.

- But you're not going home? - Never, man.

Good. See her.

The medical certificate yours. Remember that you have like ME, so be a little lax, play a little exhausting. Ok?

It is important.

Should it be there? Should not you move it?

- Relax. - Do you have anything in the store?

In.

Oh, shut up!