Original subtitles

'Dogs here are tamed, beware of their owners.'

'Let's go inside and find out who find out..'

'..who comes out to bite first, the dogs or their owners.'

Sardar Sahib is calling.

I think madam will call me soon as well.

They have made me their referee.

Yes? Kadhu speaking.

- Where is Lakha? - Where is Lalit?

He is here.

"He delays his work to tomorrow."

"He manages to get everyone's support."

"If there is any unnecessary quarrel.."

"He resolves it immediately."

"He will rock the world.."

"Our boy is a superstar!"

"Girls go crazy over his cute look."

"Here comes India's superstar!"

"He will rock the world.."

"Our boy is a superstar!"

"Girls go crazy over his cute look."

"Here comes India's superstar!"

"He has his own swag."

"He is a Jatt who hails from a village."

"No matter how many attack him."

"He will defeat all of them."

"He will rock the world.."

"Our boy is a superstar!"

"Girls go crazy over his cute look."

"Here comes India's superstar!"

"He will rock the world."

"Our boy is a superstar!"

"Girls go crazy over his cute look."

"Here comes India's.."

"He is a brave boy inside and out."

"With him what you see is what you get."

"He is our only star of the future."

"He has everyone's blessing and love."

"He is ready, well prepared."

"His journey is about to begin."

"He will burn the big screen."

"He is young and this is a big responsibility."

"He muscles are strong, his face is glowing."

"He has already become the talk of the town."

"Girls are crazy about him."

"That's why they are ready to die for him."

"He talks less.."

"Look at his gait."

"He's a swaggy Jatt."

"Look at his gait."

"He's a swaggy Jatt."

(English rap song)

"He always keeps the one he calls as his own in his arms."

"He doesn't do loose talk."

"He fears no one but God."

"If anyone talks too much, he just slaps him."

"He will rock the world.."

"Our boy is a superstar!"

"Girls go crazy over his cute look."

"Here comes India's superstar!"

You too got deceived, didn't you?

You thought they are twins?

One from Haryana and the other from Punjab?

But it is not so.

You still didn't get it?

It's okay. Let me take you to a flashback.

Oh Lord Almighty..

I got to see this fortunate day after 10 years.

Father, please be generous.

Please have mercy.

Doctor is here.

Congratulations, Sardarji. It's a boy.

Both the mother and the son are doing well.

Say that again, it's a what?

- It's a boy. - I'm so pleased with you!

Take this, dear.

Kadhu!

- Sardar Sahib, stop it. - I got a son.

- Now I have nothing to worry about. - Congratulations.

What happened, doctor?

- Sardarji had a son. - A son or a bomb?

That was nothing. The real explosion will take place.

- He looks like a Haryana's lad. - Yes.

- Brother, look how far he is. - Yes.

That's the wonder of Haryana's milk.

You are right.

Mother, put a black mark on him.

I already did.

His looks just like your father.

I feel as if my brother is back.

Yes, uncle.

- I'll name him Lalit. - Yes.

Listen, we'll affectionately call him Lalit.

"We'll affectionately call him Lalit."

Ms. Krishna Devi and our friends and relatives..

I am the father of this boy.

Do you understand?

I will name him Sardar Lakhwinder Singh Brar.

Alias Lakha. Do you understand?

And everyone will affectionately call him Lakha.

Sardar Karnail Singh Brar..

..I don't care what name you call him with.

But I'll affectionately call him Lalit.

I can understand the him having two names Lalit and Lakha..

..but what I don't understand is whether..

..he will take after his mother's heritage or his father's heritage.

Anyway, forget it. How does it concern you?

Now watch what happened five years after that.

- Come on. - This is great.

Surjit Singh High School's principal..

..has come to our residence to offer admission to Lakha. This is great.

- I am pleased to meet you. - Thank you, sir.

This is great.

Sir Chandu Ram School's principal..

..has come to our residence to offer admission to Lalit.

- Hello, sister. - Hello.

Tell me, sir.

Look sister!

- Sir Chandu Ram School needs no introduction. - Calm down.

My school is the number one school in Haryana.

Lalit will come out of my school as an intelligent child.

He will learn wrestling and Kabaddi for free.

He will get famous in India and abroad.

You are smart enough to know the rest.

- Sardarji, you know about Surjit Singh High School. - Yes.

Kids who study in our school..

- ..give IELTS exams and become famous aboard. - Yes, they are.

Our Lakha too will study in this school and rock the world.

Do you understand what he said?

Lalit will study in Sir Chandu Ram School.

Lakha will become famous by going to Surjit Singh High School.

Lalit will study in Sir Chandu Ram School.

My Lakha will go to Surjit Singh High School.

- Chandu Ram! - Surjit High School!

- Chandu Ram! - Surjit!

- Chandu Ram! - Surjit!

Get lost!

Lakha, the way they are fighting over you..

..I am sure someone will surely die.

Did you say something?

Mr. Brar, I was saying this isn't like the water issue.

Our Lalit-Lakh.. this is a mess.

- No, I mean.. - Shut up.

Sardarji, I meant he can go to their school one day..

- ..and to their school the next day. - Okay.

It will be good, Sardarji.

Our boy will pass out from two schools.

- This is amazing! - What the hell!

- Amazing! - Sardar Sahib!

- Yes. - 20 grades in 10 years at one go!

Amazing!

Your name might be Kadhu, but you are intelligent.

Awesome. No one in this world can think like you.

But Mr. Brar, I have never been arrogant about it.

- Damn you. - Let's go, son.

Come here, tell me, how did you like my idea?

He could never have his say in front of his parents' decisions.

So many years have passed..

..and today his first year in college is about to end.

You can see what's happening in the house.

Will anyone listen to me?

I wasted one year because of your stubbornness.

Because I was admitted to two colleges..

..I couldn't attend either of them.

Because of lack of attendance..

..I didn't get the exam hall ticket from either of the colleges.

One whole year will go waste because of this Punjab and Haryana fights.

This is your father's fault.

- Shut up. - Why should I shut up?

This is not you, but the Haryana's arrogance speaking.

- Stop it. - Nonsense.

- You are blabbering. - Please, stop it!

Okay fine, let bygones be bygones.

Tell us what do we need to do now.

I am begging to you..

..keep me out of this Punjab and Haryana these fights.

And send me to study in a shared university.

This is amazing. Wonderful, Lalit!

We are doomed!

- Jeeta, I have to say.. - Yes?

..God has been generous with Punjabi girls.

- They are just like sesame flowers. - You are right.

Choose one, I have no objection. I am ready to marry one.

- Hey, what is this nonsense? - Don't you get it?

You fool, you are a disputed property.

You don't have a permit for Punjab.

You should stick to Haryana side.

I'll handle the rest.

Auntie will find a homely girl for you.

Damn, a flat tyre.

But they are new. How can it go flat?

Tyres are fine here.

No damage done here either. They are fine too.

Then whose tyre went flat?

His.

Please forgive me.

You came to me in tears seeking my notes.

After copying my notes, you write your mobile number in my book.

You have made a heart and written, "Guddi, message me."

Here's my message.

- Here's another message. - She's sending the message..

- ..across with so much love. - What?

Life this girl enters my life then..

- You'll be in trouble. - No, brother.

Look at her arrogance. Look at her voice.

And her style!

Just like my mother.

If I get a girl like her..

Why like her? Why not her? She is original.

That is true. So let's follow her from..

Today?

Now.

'He managed to get out of college issues.'

'But Sardarji and madam's issues haven't resolved as yet.'

Do you understand?

"I'll get you a veil from the city.."

"I'll get you a veil from the city.."

His man can be seen here more than in his own house.

Look at his face.

- Bloody, monkey. - Hello, sister.

- Bless me. - Hello, brother.

Hi, brother-in-law.

To hell with you and your mother.

Can't you say hello?

Teach him some manners.

He has more manners than you.

Can't you say hello instead?

There is no difference between the two?

Rangeela, forget about him.

He is nothing but a pile of nothing.

- Yes, nothing. - Sister, I have come

to give you and brother-in-law a responsibility.

- What responsibility? - The problem is that..

..I have already crossed the age of marriage in Haryana.

Yes, that is true.

Now you and brother-in-law find me a match.

I mean find a girl from Punjab for me.

I will be able to settle down.

- Like girls of Punjab are dying to marry him. - Right.

Don't you dare touch a Punjabi girl, I'll hang you upside down.

Look at your face, you monkey.

- Rangeela.. - Yes?

Don't disturb this beehive.

- We are here for you. - Yes.

- Who will do it for you if not us? - Yes.

So it's not you or me but we now. This is amazing.

Anyway, we'll have to do something.

What's the saying?

Anything for the wife's brother.

Don't worry, I'll be your matchmaker.

I'll find such an amazing girl for you..

..that she's teach you a lesson, make you grow old at a young age.

I'm telling you. That's my word.

- What's brother-in-law saying? - Hello, uncle.

Hello, Lalit.

Get ready, brother-in-law has agreed to find you an aunt.

Amazing.

Although they should start looking for a bride for you..

..but I am helpless, so please try to understand, nephew.

Kadhu..

- Yes? - Let's go to the fields..

- ..otherwise we will lose our turn. - Okay, Lalit-Lakh.. this is a mess.

- Let's go. - Let's go, Junior Brar.

- Sister, shall I go with them? - Okay.

Rangeela said something right.

I'll get a bride for Lalit from Haryana.

You want a Haryanvi daughter-in-law?

Lakha is still small.

It's time for him to have some fun.

There is still a lot of time left. And get this straight.

I'll get a Punjabi bride for him. Do you understand?

- "Do you understand?" - Yes!

If you have so much problem with Haryana then why did you marry me?

I didn't marry you.

It was because your grandfather by mistake..

..saved my grandfather's life during partition.

So they gave each other their word..

..that they will get their grandchildren married.

I was born here and you unfortunately were born to them.

You gave your word and left.

You left me with this trouble.

- Why don't you say something now? - Yes!

I'm the one suffering the consequences.

I had to marry a man 10 years older than me.

They gave their word and left.

Otherwise, I would've married someone closer to my age..

..other than this old man.

"Other than this old man."

Listen to me, didn't anyone tell you..

..that horse and men never grow old.

They can marry whenever they want.

- What are you saying? - Yes!

Stop talking or you will get out of breath.

Shut up or you'll get a heart attack.

Lakha!

- Coming, daddy. - This is great! Hurry up!

- Yes. - Daddy, what is this?

Give these two sacks of wheat to the Gurudwara for community meals. Okay?

Give two of them in the temple for community meals, okay?

- Daddy! - Yes.

- That was well balanced. - Shut up, you balancer.

Go! And keep your voice down.

- Come back soon, okay? - Okay.

Come here. Come on.

Come here. Pick these up.

Be careful. Slowly. Yes.

- Are we done? - No, there are some more left.

Ask him to lift them.

- Hey! - Yes?

Where are you going, boy?

Who will lift the rest of the things?

- Who, me? - Yes, I am talking to you.

Come on. Take these inside.

Okay.

- Yes. What? - Did you see his style?

Dear, Lalit, you should have told me.

- Give them here. - Here.

'I mistook him for a labourer.'

Let me know if you want me to lift anything else.

No, please forgive me. I misunderstood.

It's okay.

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

"I will survive looking at you.."

"I will survive looking at you.."

"I just want us to keep meeting."

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

"I will no longer see a dream where in you are not with me."

"I live only for you."

"I won't survive without you."

"My days begin with you."

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

"I don't like the place where you aren't present."

"I swear on you, I don't like anyone than you."

"All my victories are associated with you."

"May I only lose to you."

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

"I will survive looking at you."

"I will survive looking at you."

"I just want us to keep meeting."

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

"I am not concerned about anyone else."

"I just want us to be in touch."

Look at him basking like a crocodile.

Brother!

Time to leave the dream world and land on earth.

That's what I don't understand.

- Where should I land? - What?

In Haryana or Punjab?

- My mother will agree as soon has she hears Haryana. - Okay.

- But what will I do about daddy? - Why? Your father won't agree?

He would agree.

- Actually, my daddy is very sweet. - Okay.

He never said no to me whenever I hugged him and asked for anything.

Your father will agree eventually.

But you must first get his daughter-in-law's consent.

You too are right.

- Here's some important news. - What?

Sister-in-law has organised a blood donation camp in college.

You have to quickly go and donate blood.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Are you feeling better? - Yes, much better.

- Hello. - Hello.

- I'm here to donate my blood. - You should.

Help me with it.

Go there.

He'll take my blood?

No, don't worry. I'll take your blood out.

He'll just register your name. Yes. Both of you want to donate?

- No, no, no. - Yes, both of us want to.

- Then go and register your names. - Okay.

- But.. - Come on.

- I don't want to do it. - Brother, you want to donate blood?

Yes, we do but not like this.

Then will you hang upside down like a bat and do it.

Just register our names.

- What's your name? - Jeeta.

Be brave. You are a strong young man. And not a kid.

Are you scared of blood donation?

I am not scared of blood donation, I am scared of needles.

Lie down already.

I had heard about this happening after marriage.

Your girl has already after our blood.

Tell me something, you like her, you love her. You will marry her.

Why did I give away my blood?

Jeeta, you need to make sacrifices to win the war.

- Any problem? - No, no, no.

No, problem.

We were discussing what time should we come here tomorrow.

Forget him, tell me what time should I come tomorrow?

'Oh my!'

'This sweetness will kill me.'

Hello?

Hello, Krishna my child.

Hello, uncle. How are you?

I am good, dear.

- I have good news for you. - Good news? Really?

What is it, uncle?

We have finalised a girl for Manoj.

Really? That is indeed good news, uncle.

They are getting engaged on Monday. Also inform your husband.

Everyone has to come.

Uncle, he has heard everything through the second phone.

'Haryana! Save Lakha!'

- The thing is.. - Yes?

- ..Manoj's marriage has been fixed. - Okay.

- Your mother will take you with her. - Okay.

You will not fall for any girl over there.

Daddy, I am not of that kind.

You are not of that kid, but I know them.

They will take you there and try to trap you.

But you won't listen to them, okay?

- Do you understand? - Daddy, you don't need to worry.

- Are you sure? - Very sure.

That's wonderful. Then stick to your word.

God bless you, my boy.

Lakha is smart.

But people tend to make mistakes at a young age.

And they are very smart.

They will trap him. Do you understand?

So you will go there and keep informing me..

..what conspiracies they are forming against us.

Don't worry, Mr. Brar.

This is what I am about wondering about.

I will keep informing you about what's happening there.

But you tell me, how can I go there in such clothes?

It is a celebration.

I should be wearing new clothes.

Otherwise, what will people say?

"He's dressed in rags."

"Sardar Karnail Singh Brar's right hand."

Scoundrel, you are behaving like an Englishman after just two small pegs?

Wait, let me think.

- Listen.. - Wait.

I have new suit which I got when I got betrothed.

Amazing. It's shines.

You can wear that for their engagement party.

I am telling you they will get shocked.

People will say Mr. Kadhu has blessed us with his presence.

Looking so handsome.

Kadhu.

I hope no one casts an evil eye on you.

You only have a bad name.

Otherwise you look very handsome.

Kadhu, stay away from the couple..

..otherwise the engagement might get cancelled.

Fine.

Kadhu!

Yes, madam.

Do you remember what I said, son?

- Yes, daddy. - What?

Not to look at any girl.

Don't look.

- Kadhu. - Coming, Sardarji.

I have to keep just one bag.

Careful, bodybuilder. Don't hurt your waist.

- Damn. - Coming.

Yes Sardarji, tell me.

Here's 21,000, for gifts.

- If anyone gifts 5100, then you will gift 11,000. - Okay.

If anyone gifts 11,000 then you'll give 21,000.

Do you understand? My honour is at stake.

And tell them Sardar Brar has sent it.

- Okay. - Yes!

Mr. Brar, what if anyone gifts 21,000?

They don't have such a status. I know them.

They are misers. What are you saying?

No problem Mr. Brar, I'll gift it with pride.

Careful or you will crack from the centre.

Who will handle my work then?

Bye, Mr. Brar.

- Listen? - Yes?

The engagement will take place tomorrow.

Why are you wearing the suit today?

Mr. Brar, I am very excited.

- For the engagement? - No.

For the suit.

Yes, you are looking very handsome.

May no one casts an evil eye on you, Kadhu.

- Take care of him, Lakha. - Okay, daddy.

They are here. - Sister is here.

- Yes, I know. - Hello. Welcome.

- You are looking good. - God bless you.

- Hello, granduncle. - Stay happy.

- Hello, mother. - How are you, uncle?

- Is everything good? - All good?

Did you face any trouble on the way?

Trouble? That began even before the journey.

Household chores, gifts and accessories for engagement ceremony.

There is just one responsible person in the house.

And that is Kadhu.

Yes, I understand.

You don't understand.

If you had, you'd made arrangements for us.

Think about it.

People need to eat and sleep too.

I need to get up early and prepare for the engagement.

There are so many responsibilities on my shoulder.

Try to understand.

They should understand.

Fake lion wants to compete.

It is the lion he wants to beat.

Aunt!

Where were you, my baby.

- I was playing. - You were playing?

Mother, you've prepared for the wedding instead of an engagement.

She keeps coming after me for blood.

Hey donor! How are you?

I am good now. But I don't want give anymore blood.

Okay, fine. Tell me, where is your friend?

Where are you? - What happened?

I am at my mother's maternal home.

My uncle Manoj is getting engaged.

Oh you fool, you are attending an engagement ceremony?

Sister-in-law has been looking for you.

What? Really? Swear on me. I don't believe it.

Don't if you don't want to.

Like you have ever believed me.

Hey hello, Jeeta?

Jeeta's sister-in-law?

You've pleased me, Jeeta!

Oh, I see. She is a Haryanvi.

Then everything is settled.

And listen, if there is still a problem..

..then your uncle is there for you. Just go for it.

Uncle, that's why I have come to you.

Actually, the matter has stopped at 50-50 chances.

I need to make it 100% confirmed.

The best solution for this problem is a song.

If the girl is Haryanvi then sing a Haryanvi song.

She will be yours 100 percent.

Uncle, if singing songs would get me the girl..

..then you wouldn't have been still single.

You would have gotten married.

And you would have a few kids too.

And you would be giving this advice to them.

Look, don't mock at my weakness.

I have given you a hit formula.

And instead, you are making fun of me.

I won't talk to you.

- Don't feel bad, uncle. - No, I won't talk to you.

Some things take some time to register.

By the way, your idea is great. Come here.

- Hey, stop it. That's enough. - You are the best, uncle.

Nephew.

- You are having fun? - Yes, of course.

That is great, uncle.

Uncle, you will not remain single for long.

He is right.

Nephew, you too get ready.

You are next in line. - Oh, I see.

Here's a small gift of 5,100.

Now should I gift 11,000 or 8,100?

8,100 too is great than 5100.

No Kadhu, Mr. Brar's honour is at stake.

You shouldn't destroy it.

Kadhu, don't ruin his reputation here.

Hello.

Hello.

- Is it okay? - Okay.

Madam, give this gift.

He gave it to you, right?

So you give them.

- Go. - This is great.

Manoj, don't think too much.

Careful, Kadhu.

Here's a big gift of 11,000..

..from Mr. Karnail Singh Brar.

God bless you, dear.

This is also on behalf of Mr. Brar.

- Krishna.. - Yes, mother?

Tell me, how old is Lalit?

20 years and 3 months, mother.

You know your father was already a father at this age.

There are just only 2 years 9 months left. Just 33 months.

Sister-in-law, what do you mean?

She means, if you get your Lalit married to a Haryanvi girl..

..within these 33 months then it will be great..

..otherwise, forget dreaming about a Haryanvi daughter-in-law.

Listen, if you want a Haryanvi daughter-in-law..

..then start looking for a Haryanvi girl for Lalit.

Otherwise, you will cry later that you have a Punjabi daughter-in-law.

What is it, sister?

Pradeep, do me a favour.

What is it, sister?

Find me a beautiful Haryanvi girl for Lalit.

Don't worry sister, my nephew is one in a million.

- Yes, that is true. - I'll make girls queue up for him.

Queue, eh?

Right.

Make girls queue up?

33 months?

Haryanvi daughter-in-law?

Do they think I'll allow it?

There are all mistaken.

There is one more thing, Mr. Brar.

I have heard madam talk over the phone.

About Lalit-Lakha.

A prospective bride's family is coming to meet him.

Brother, now you need to think how we'll send them away.

Do one thing, get the bride's family's number from madam's phone.

What happened? Have you gone crazy?

Mr. brar, I knew that you'd ask for their phone number.

So I already did the job in advance.

The number is in this.

I am so pleased.

You are a great person, Kadhu.

Call them up.

- Now the thing is.. - Yes?

This is a secret and we will meet them secretly.

- Okay? - Sure.

- This is Sardar.. - Karnail Singh Brar..

I welcome all of you.

- Kadhu! - Coming, sir.

Hello.

He is our special help, Kadhu.

Please get something tea and refreshments for them.

- Okay. - Go on.

Damn you.

Sardar Sahib, tell us something about the boy.

What work does he do? What are his future places?

Our boy isn't going run away. He will stay here.

Before the boy, you should know about his old man..

..I mean you should know about his father.

We have ancestral land.

We are farmers.

Kadhu does all the work.

Now know a little about Kadhu.

You can make Kadhu do anything.

Work in the fields, work at home..

..brother, Kadhu can even count the feathers of a flying eagle.

I think he is stupid.

There's more.

Experts of household chores, Kadhu's grandfather, then Kadhu's father.

I have raised Kadhu with my own hands.

Everyone in the house keeps talking about Kadhu.

And Sardarji.. I mean I don't worry at all.

Whenever I feel like, I take my rifle and go..

What are you doing, Sardar Sahib?

Hold this for a second. Take this. You idiot.

How many times have I told you not to carry heavy load?

You will hurt yourself. Do you understand?

He doesn't respect his employee at all.

Mr. Brar..

There was no slapping in the script.

You sometimes have to improvise the script. Offer them tea. Go on.

- Offer them tea. - Here's your tea.

- Don't cry. - This keeps happening.

Please have some tea.

Sister, you too have some.

Sardarji, we don't want any tea.

If you are done talking about Kadhu..

..then can you tell us something about the boy?

Brother, where is sister Krishna?

Well, she is gone to bail out Lakha.

She'll be back soon.

You should get your girl married to him without any worries.

Your girl will live a luxurious life.

He is absolutely right.

If anything goes wrong then Kadhu will handle it.

- Yes. - Yes.

Let's have something sweet to celebrate this.

You won't stop, will you?

We won't get married into this crazy family.

Doctors have told you not to have sweets.

You know you have diabetes.

Don't you know?

- Do I need to explain it to you? - Yes.

You know what effect your hand has on my health?

I know.

But if you die because of diabetes..

..then what will happen to me?

It's okay, we will resolve our issues later.

Let's handle them first.

Hey!

They left. Come on!

Come on, I'll give your daughter married.

There you go!

"Some want fair skin."

"Some want money."

"Some want money."

"Some want fair skin."

"Some want money."

"I have seen someone with a golden heart."

"I think he looks fine."

"Fair skinned ones fail before him."

"My beloved is dusky."

"Fair skinned ones fail before him."

"My beloved is dusky."

"Some search the village streets."

"Some search city markets."

"Some search in a temple or mosque."

"Some search in Gurudwaras."

"Some search the village streets."

"Some search city markets."

"Some search in a temple or mosque."

"Some search in Gurudwaras."

"God sent me the one destined for me on His own."

"Fair skinned ones fail before him."

"My beloved is dusky."

"Fair skinned ones fail before him."

"My beloved is dusky."

"Some like their beloved's status."

"Some like their beloved's words."

"Some like their beloved's face."

"Some like their beloved's eyes."

"Some like their beloved's status."

"Some like their beloved's words."

"Some like their beloved's face."

"Some like their beloved's eyes."

"I liked his character."

"I found the one meant for me."

That is so bad.

'Hey, did Jeeta lie to me?'

'She totally ignored me.'

'Uncle's Haryanvi song's idea flopped.'

"Fair skinned ones fail before him."

"My beloved is dusky."

"Fair skinned ones fail before him."

"My beloved is dusky."

"Fair skinned ones fail before him."

"My beloved is dusky."

What did you like about me?

Honestly speaking, I fell for your cuteness.

I thought I won't talk to you.

But when you came in front of me, I couldn't stop myself.

- Oh, I see. - Yes.

Then I was getting worried unnecessarily.

Now tell me did you really want to donate your blood..

..or did you do it just for me?

- You want the truth? - Yes.

I did it for you.

When I saw you speak in Haryanvi, I was amazed.

"I seek my beloved."

Oh my God, what is Kadhu doing here?

He has a very bad timing.

Guddi, you too should leave.

Junior Brar?

He is seeing someone?

Kadhu, I am begging to you.

My fate is in your hands.

That's fine but what does fate mean?

I mean my future, my life is in your hands.

Don't tell anyone at home that I am seeing a Haryanvi girl..

Do you understand what I am trying to say?

- Oh, I see. - Yes.

She's a Haryanvi girl.

I understood, son.

But who will make Senior Brar understand?

Kadhu, please don't tell daddy.

If he learns about it, he will kill me.

That is true.

But Junior Brar, you don't need to worry about Senior Brar.

But your mother, my madam?

She is getting proposals from Haryana.

What do we do about her, son?

Kadhu, please help me.

Here's some money.

Junior Brar, money?

I take a lot of money from Senior Brar and madam.

You have slept in my lap.

You have play with me.

Son, I am quite attached with you.

You are like a son to me, you idiot..

Keep the money back in your pocket, Lakha.

Keep the money back in your pocket, son.

Stupid boy. He's acting crazy.

Kadhu! How do I thank you?

One bottle of liquor and a quarter kilo of fish.

Yes!

Here's your fish and liquor.

This is good.

I sent them back like an unopened letter.

They had come with a wedding proposal for you.

You should have heard them.

Junior Brar, you don't need to worry as long I am here, okay?

You will get married to the one you like.

Brother, you have saved me.

I can't say anything about my mother.

She is desperate to get me married.

Don't worry about your mother.

Once you tell her that your girl is Haryanvi..

..she will agree without an issues.

I too know that.

But I fear daddy's reaction.

Yes Junior Brar, you are absolutely right.

Senior Brar has a heavy hand.

Why is uncle calling at this hour?

Hello, uncle.

Hello, Lalit.

How are you?

I am doing good.

But you are about to face a tough time.

Wait.

What do you mean?

I mean the second proposal that has come for you..

..are originally from Haryana, but they stay in your city.

I'll address their message to you.

You can find out the rest of the details by yourself.

Bye-bye. I'll hang up now.

There you go.

Another problem.

Don't worry, we will handle this problem as well.

Kudhu is here for you.

I have all the reports.

That why was the first proposal rejected..

..who was responsible for and who was behind it.

I know everything.

Okay.

But no mistakes this time, Kadhu.

Okay.

- The girl is from our city. - Okay.

And they will soon come to see Lalit and our house.

Okay.

This time you will have to support me, Kadhu.

Okay, madam. I'll be right back.

Another proposal?

So this time you will get double the payment.

Mr. Brar, please forgive me.

The way you treated me by making me the boss, it still hurts.

I can't.. I won't do it.

No, Mr. Brar. I won't. No.

- You won't. - No, I..

You crow, you hardly weigh 40 kilos.

I'll tear your part from the centre.

- I'll make two pieces of 20 kilos each. - Okay.

Do you understand?

- Mr. Brar? - Yes?

I cannot say no when you shower so much love towards me.

Mr. Brar, stop it now.

Fine, I will.

Mr. Brar, this is the last time. I am letting you know.

Like hell he says this is the last time.

- Pour me some, Mr. Brar. - There you go.

- Sardarji! - Yes?

- But be careful. - Your injuries are fine now?

I put in my hands first.

I'll take the tickets first.

You can take it, brother.

I would have taken the tickets first even if I wasn't first.

Brar is famous.

Give me two tickets.

Corner seats.

'He is so ill-mannered.'

Hey, I can hear what you are thinking.

I'll slap you.

Sardarji, you can take the tickets first.

I'll take them, you don't need to say it.

Sweetheart!

Brother, give me two corner seats.. where is it darker.

- God bless you. - There you go!

"Take me along, sweetheart."

- Look at his age. - He is so shameless.

And he wants a corner seat.

- He has no shame. - How does it concern us anyway?

They must be sitting here somewhere.

Oh, there they are.

Come on, lets go sit.

Come on, hide your beard.

We will sit over here. I will make way for you. Move aside.

- Move aside. - What are you doing, Sardarji?

Can't you see?

Why don't you talk to him?

Hey, what are you doing? - Come on.

- Move your legs. - What are you doing?

Should I sit on your lap?

- How do I watch the movie? - Come here, sweetheart.

Come on, sit.

- What are you doing, Sardarji? - I have a lot to do, let's go.

- I wonder what he is up to. - Let the world go to hell.

Look at that. This old man has no shame.

He is on his deathbed and look at his actions.

Hey, you too do something, there is a woman next to you as well.

Shameless.

Oh Brar!

Enough, enough, enough, hide your face.

- "Let it stay hidden." - Shut up.

- Mr. Brar, I want a flower. - Yes.

No, no, no. Calm down.

- Let's go, I don't want to watch the movie anymore. - Yes, let's go.

We'd come to watch a new movie but there is another movie showing here.

Shameless people.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Come on, now send us a wedding proposal.

Then we will see how it goes.

Take this, brother.

That's enough.

- You too have some. - That's enough, sister.

Hello, uncle.

- Hello, son. - Hello, auntie.

God bless you, son.

Your son is very smart.

He has taken after his father.

Yes, you are right.

You have given him good values.

Yes, he has gotten his values too from his father.

Lalit, what do you plan to do after college?

Well, I want to talk my father's business forward.

Very good.

He thinks like his father too.

Look Lalit's father is here as well.

Hello.

What happened, brother?

He is Lalit's daddy?

Yes.

- And you are his wife? - Of course, I am.

Then we don't want our daughter to get married into this family.

What happened, brother?

We saw how he behaved at the movie theatre.

Enough.

Not you, but I don't want form any relationship with your family now.

There's the door. You may leave now.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- Go. - Let it be.

I have to face God.

I didn't do anything.

They are mistaken.

I can go and convince them if you want.

It's not needed.

It is true that our thoughts don't match over some things.

But it doesn't mean I will tolerate anyone coming to my house..

..and insulting my husband in front of me.

Mom, you are crying?

Son..

I don't understand.

Your wedding is just not getting fixed.

We are facing obstacles in every proposal that we get.

Time is passing by.

That is what is making me so scared.

Don't worry, mother.

Everything will be fine.

Lalit, one thing is for sure.

If you don't marry a Haryanvi girl then I will commit suicide.

No mother, don't say that.

I am with you.

Then take my oath, son.

That you will marry a girl of my choice.

Say it, son.

Mother, I will marry the girl that you like.

My darling son.

You are meeting me after so many days.

Where had you disappeared?

Do you want us to get married or not?

What are your intentions?

That's the issue I was trying to resolve.

Marriage an issue?

You don't understand.

I have sorted half the issue.

Now I need to sort the other half.

We'll get married when everything is sorted.

That is fine, you keep sorting your issues.

But at least come home and meet my parents.

Come on! Such a small issue?

I'll meet them. Not a problem.

Hello, uncle.

- Hello, aunt. - God bless you, son.

Hello, son.

'Guddi, why is your father catching the wrong frequency?'

Hello, uncle.

Hello, son.

Uncle, you speak Punjab quite well.

Son, I am a Punjabi.

So, I am bound to speak in Punjab.

Then what! We are Punjabis.

'If you don't marry a Haryanvi girl then I will commit suicide.'

'I will commit suicide.'

'Son, I am a Punjabi.'

'So, I am bound to speak in Punjab.'

'Then what! We are Punjabis.' - 'This is not possible.'

'Guddi, did your daddy have to be Punjabi?'

'Why isn't he a Haryanvi?'

'Mother will surely commit suicide now.'

What happened to you inside that you fainted?

Do you think I fainted on purpose?

After the scene that took place inside..

..I should have got a heart attack.

What such did you see inside?

Your aunt. Guddi.

She is not a Haryanvi, she is a Punjabi.

Jeeta! Jeeta!

What happened to you now?

Oh my God, what happened to him now?

Forget him, tell me, why didn't you tell me that you are a Punjabi?

You didn't ask me.

That's because I thought you are a Haryavnvi.

Tell me, why were you talking to me in Haryanvi if you are a Punjabi?

It goes like this. I was born in Rotak.

And because of dad's transfer I studied there till 10th grade.

That's why I can talk in Haryanvi.

I had to talk to others in Punjabi.

You are the only one I used to a chance to speak in Haryanvi.

Oh, my God!

This is a big problem.

Now what is a problem in me being a Punjabi?

My father is a Jat.

So what? My father too is a Jat.

You don't know, my mother is a Jaat.

Obviously if your father is a Jat then your mother too will be a Jat.

Duffer.

My mother's isnt a Jat, she is a Jaat, a Jaat from Haryana.

She has threatened to commit suicide..

..and made me promise..

'If you don't marry a Haryanvi girl then I will commit suicide.'

- Oh no, this is a big problem. - Yes.

You didn't try to convince her?

Many times.

I tried a few days ago as well.

Happy marriage anniversary, mom and dad.

Lalit, if you had informed me that I'd invited all our relatives.

Yes, you would have invited the whole village.

- Shut up. - You shut up.

If your uncles leave from Rotak now then they will reach here late.

Like his uncles will kill us. Shut up!

You should have at least told me.

I would have invited a few of my friends.

It would have been great.

Dad, this is what is called a surprise.

- Oh really? - This day belongs to the two of you.

This day belongs to the two of you.

- You should just enjoy the party. - Sardarji is celebrating his anniversary.

- Mr. Brar! Sardar Sahib.. - Yes?

He has a plea.

- Hello, Sardarji. - Hello.

Sardarji, I wanted to introduce you to someone.

- A minister? - No, a wedding proposal from Punjab.

- Oh great. Go ahead. - Shall we?

- Let's go. - Go on.

We got a proposal from Punjab. This is great.

- Sardarji, meet him, he is Mr. Gill. - Okay.

- He has two petrol pumps on GT road. - Wonderful.

She is his only daughter, Dolly.

- Hello. - Hello.

Mrs. Krishna Devi?

Can you please come here?

Mr. Gill, she is my wife, Mrs. Krishna Devi.

He is Mr. Gill.

He has two petrol pumps on GT road.

She is his only daughter, Ms. Dolly.

- Hello. - Bye.

Listen..

Well.. don't worry.

She has high fever.

- Sardarji, he is Mr. Sandhu. - Great.

- He has two sugar mills. - Wonderful.

Very sweet.

She is his only daughter Navkiran Kaur.

Okay.

Well..

Mrs. Krishna Devi?

Please come here.

Yes.

He is Mr. Sandhu.

He has two sugar mills.

She is his only daughter Navkiran.

Mr. Sandhu, she is my wife, Mrs. Krishna Devi.

- Hello. - Bye.

She means hello.

Don't feel bad.

Mr. Brar, don't you think Haryana is overpowering us?

Shut up, it's okay. I'll do something.

- Hello. - Hello. How are you all?

- We are good. Very good. - Yes?

Sardarji, Mr. Virk has 100 acres of land.

Oh great. Do they have also have only one daughter?

No, they have two daughters.

Oh great.

This is amazing, Mr. Virk.

Mrs. Krishna..

Now tell me how many factories, land and girls they have.

And you can see Mr. Gill, Mr. Sandhu and Mr. Virk.

Can't you see Mr. Sandhvan, Mr. Gadhvan and Mr. Thaiya?

Mr. Brar, get this straight.

As long as Krishna Devi is alive

only a Haryanvi will become my daughter-in-law.

Enough!

Enough.

You too get this straight, Mrs. Krishna Devi.

As long as Sardar Karnail Singh Brar is alive

only a Punjabi will become my daughter-in-law.

Only a Punjabi will become my daughter-in-law.

Keep that in your heart and your mind.

Do you understand?

Come on, let's go.

- Rangeela? - Yes, brother?

The hall is empty.

- No one is here. - There is no party here.

Looks like we are wrong.

Uncle.. you are not wrong.

You are late. Everyone has left.

The drama is already over.

You can have the leftover fritters..

..otherwise get ready to get scolded by your brother-in-law.

Bye.

Guddi?

This is indeed a very big problem.

That's what I was telling you.

Now what is the solution?

You have tried your best.

Is there anyone else who can try for you?

Uncle?

Did you like the tea?

Uncle is here. Look over there. - All good, Kadhu?

Nephew, you need your uncle don't you.

My idea worked, right?

Your problem got solved, right?

The problem didn't get solved, the problem is still there.

This problem is killing me.

What do you mean?

I mean the girl is a Punjabi.

She is a girl right?

Whether she is a Haryanvi or a Punjabi, it makes no difference.

Look at me. My life had become barren.

Uncle, stop crying about yourself.

I don't understand how to convince mother.

She has threatened to commit suicide.

Don't be stupid, nephew. No one is going to die.

Look at me. I am not getting married.

Did your grandma die?

Stop talking about death, please.

Don't worry Junior Brar.

We will discuss this.

- Stand up. - Let's go.

Madam, can I say something.

Love is the most important thing in this world.

A brother-sister's love.

Parents' love.

Madam, I have concluded that world exists because of love.

Religions, countries, international, caste..

All these things are nonsense.

Madam, those who are not good at love stay single for long.

Look at your brother for example.

Mr. Rangeela, he isn't getting any younger.

He couldn't find a girl in Haryana.

Now he is looking for one in Punjab.

Kadhu, just come to the point.

I don't like someone beating around the bush.

Madam, I am not beating around the bush.

Now both he and I are worried to see you in this state.

Just think about it.

If Lalit doesn't get married in Haryana..

..or if he passes the age limit according to Haryana standards..

..then he will marry someone in Punjab.

This was not required.

First bullet is for the bride.

Second bullet will hit the matchmaker.

The third bullet is for herself.

After two murders, suicide is a must.

Sister, why these bullets?

First bullet is for that Punjabi girl.

Second bullet is for the one who advocates for her, like Kadhu.

Third bullet is for the one who is listening to him and supporting him.

Like you, Rangeela.

Uncle, this arrow came back to hit us.

What do we do next?

It's okay, nephew.

We have lost in Haryana.

We can still try for Punjab.

Congratulations, brother-in-law.

Congratulations for what?

You are going to form the new government.

Tell me, brother who was a part of my dowry, what is the truth?

Brother-in-law, the truth will always remain the truth.

That is true.

Kadhu, make two large drinks.

Two large ones for you, Mr. Brar.

Can I have a small one?

You can have the bottle. A small won't be enough for you.

You are going to form the new government for sure.

But assume, what if Haryana objects?

Yes, it so happens, sometimes, Mr. Brar.

Oh really? It happens?

It happens. Yes.

Scoundrels, I'll teach you a lesson.

You stay here.

You eat my food.

And it happens sometimes?

Oh really?

Then this too happens sometimes.

Bullets get fired.

People die sometimes.

Right?

It happens.

This happens.

Why are you stammering?

Why are you making faces? Say something.

Mr. Brar, I know who three people are going to die.

- Yes. No, sit. - Brother-in-law..

- Let us go, brother-in-law dearest. - Oh I see.

Bloody leeches.

You eat my food and speak in favour of someone else?

Damn you!

I don't understand what will happen.

Don't worry, I too don't understand.

Don't worry, we will think of something, nephew.

You two won't be able to do anything.

Now.. I will have to find a solution.

- Mother? - Yes? Tell me.

Don't you want to buy clothes for the wedding?

Of course we do.

I mean there is hardly at time left for the wedding.

That is true.

Let's go today itself.

Today?

Yes, let's go right now.

I have set everything for today.

Set everything?

By set everything, I mean I don't have college work today.

Later we will have our practical exams.

I won't get a day off.

- Okay. - And you will have to go alone.

Everything will get mess up.

Okay then let's go.

No, give me a nice colour. It's my brother's wedding.

Here..

'She's not here yet, where is she?'

Look at this. It is a very heavy dress.

Lalit.. how is this one?

It's good, mother. It's good.

It's not good, auntie.

'She is here.'

And which one of them is better, kiddo?

You are so beautiful, auntie, so this one will look good on you.

And which one of them is better?

Green or shocking pink?

Which one of them will look good on me?

Every colour will look good on you.

- You can wear any. - Really?

It will look beautiful.

- Let's go, mother. - Yes.

My work is done.

- Work? - I mean shopping.

Oh I see. Let's go.

- Daddy! - Hey!

You scared me. What is it?

You will have to go Gurudwara with me.

What made you think of a Gurudwara today, son?

Jeeta never scored more than 40%.

Okay.

And last time he went to Gurudwara with his father.

- He scored more than 50%. - Great.

If you go with me to Gurudwara to seek blessings..

..then I will surely score 70%.

So you think about Babaji because you have some work.

If your grandfather was alive, he too would go with us..

..then you would surely score 100 %.

Come on, let's go.

- Daddy, not today, tomorrow. - Why?

- Lord Almighty. - Lord..

Please accept our presence, Lord.

Please forgive me, uncle.

Actually, I didn't realise as I was praying.

No, it's okay, dear.

Working in a Gurudwara is a very good thing.

Only fortunate ones get a chance to work for Gurudwara.

God bless you.

Thank you, uncle.

Lakha, go and get some mobs. We will also help around.

Go, hurry up.

Lord Almighty.

Lord Almighty.

Oh Our Father, how do I thank You for what I got here?

Please give these kids Your blessings.

Thank you, Lord.

'Thank you , Babaji. Thank you so much.'

- Mr. Brar. - Yes.

You are looking very handsome today.

I always look handsome.

You are looking at me for the first time.

I still get many wedding proposals, you see.

- Right, they are queue outside? - Yes, they are.

Okay Mr. Brar, I wanted to talk to you.

I too wanted to talk to you.

Okay.

Actually, I have decided something.

I have decided something too.

I have found a Haryanvi girl for Lalit.

I have found a Punjabi girl for Lakha.

Get this straight.

Lalit will marry a Haryanvi girl.

Get this straight as well.

Lakha will marry a Punjabi girl.

Get this straight.

A Haryanvi girl will come here.

Get this straight as well.

A Punjabi girl will come here.

I'll get him married to a Haryanvi girl.

I'll get him married to a Punjabi girl.

Try it.

I challenge you, you try it!

Sardarji? Madam?

You two keep doing as you please.

Why don't you ask your son?

After all this is the question of his life.

Mr. Brar, you will do what you please..

..but madam, I think you should take his suggestion.

Stay within your limits.

Who are you to interfere in our family matters?

This is your fault.

You pampered him.

He has no brains.

He is my son.

I know how and where should I get him married.

You won't interfere again, understood?

Get lost.

Okay, Mr. Brar.

I made a mistake.

Please forgive me.

- Get lost! - Get lost!

Kadhu..

Come here! Come here! Listen to me..

No.. - Just listen to me. You are under my oath.

I was just venting my anger on Haryana.

But I ended up scolding you.

Please forgive me.

You are my life. I love you a lot. A lot.

It's okay. Mr. Brar, forget about me.

Go and ask Lalit-Lakha.. this is a mess.

- No, problem. - Go and ask your son what he wants.

Whatever you say, boss. There you go.

Brother, you are my sweetheart.

You told me that you'll marry a Punjabi girl.

- Didn't you tell me? - Yes daddy, I remember.

- Will you stick to your word? - Yes, I will.

- Very good. Amazing. Live long. - Dear, Lalit!

Coming, mother.

He's my son. Stay firm. Very good.

Remember, you had promised me..

..that you'd marry the girl of my choice otherwise..

Yes mother, I remember everything.

- My baby. - 'Otherwise, you'll commit suicide, mother.'

"They don't get it, my love.."

"Why did I fall in love with you, my dear."

"They don't get it, my love.."

"Why did I fall in love with you, my dear."

"My heart always says that I cannot survive without you."

"Stay in front of me, there is so much I have to say."

"They don't get it, my love.."

"Why did I fall in love with you, my dear."

"I only think about you."

"I only think about you."

"I cannot sleep, if you stay away from me."

"I cannot sleep, if you stay away from me."

"You used to be so far away, you just came closer."

"You are the one who rules my heart and my mind."

"They don't get it, my love.."

"Why did I fall in love with you, my dear."

"What have we done, we looked at each other."

"We didn't realise when we lost our hearts."

"Now everything has changed."

"Now my heart is linked to yours."

"Even my soul belongs to you now."

"Even my soul belongs to you now."

"Let's get married, my love."

"Why are you delaying this?"

"I won't stay away from you anymore."

"My crazy heart won't survive without you."

"They don't get it, my love.."

"Why did I fall in love with you, my dear."

"Your photo is on my phone's wallpaper."

"My day ends and begins with you."

"You have taken over me now."

"You rule my heart now.

"My heart loves no one else."

"My heart loves no one else."

"I feel restless till I don't see you."

"When I don't see you, I cannot breathe."

"I don't know why I love you so much."

"They don't get it, my love.."

"Why did I fall in love with you, my dear."

There you go.

I have repaired the watch.

Stop, brother. Do you want to take the car inside the house?

- Come, brother. - Let's go, brother.

I have managed to repair the watch.

But the time is still bad.

Uncle Rangeela. Elder uncle!

- How are you, Kadhu? - I am good.

- Come in. - Everything is good, right?

- Great. - Madam!

- Your brothers are here. - Hello, sister.

- Hello. Hello. - Hello, sister.

God bless you. God bless you.

How are the preparations of the wedding going on, Rangeela?

I will call him.

- It is going great, sister. - You tell us, sister.

Come on, if I don't prepare for Manoj's wedding then who will?

Right, Kuldeep?

Sister, I am telling you, there is a celebratory atmosphere all around.

Really? I really want to..

Sardarji!

- I made a mistake. - It's okay.

- Hello, brother-in-law. - Hello, brother-in-law.

- Hello, brother-in-law. - Hello, brothers-in-law.

Greetings, brother-in-law.

- Right. - Yes.

- Hello, uncle. - Hello, son.

- You look better. - Right?

- How are you, uncle? - How are you, Lalit?

- Good. - I can see that.

- Lalit! - Yes?

Do one thing. You sit with your uncles.

- I'll go and get some tea and refreshments for them. - Okay.

Let's go, Kadhu. Help me make tea.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Come here.

- Yes? - Let's go.

- There are two girls in Manoj's in-law's family. - Come.

Both of them are very beautiful.

Let us know which one of them do you like.

Don't look at him. Don't take his advice.

He'll ask you to choose both.

- Lakha! - Yes, daddy?

- Go inside and get my mobile phone. - Okay, daddy.

Why does he call him Lakha?

He has such a nice name, Lalit. He has ruined his name.

- Totally ruined it. - Right.

- Daddy? - Yes?

Your mobile phone isn't inside.

Oh no, my mobile phone is in my hand.

Your father has grown old.

Daddy, uncles are sitting over there.

- I'll go and.. - Wait a minute.

Your mother will look after your uncles.

You shouldn't entertains those idiots.

Sister, here's the wedding invite.

Brother, I am going to attend it anyway.

Go and give the invite to your brother-in-law.

Otherwise, he will act stubborn.

That is true, brother.

- Then let's go, brother. - Let's go, brother.

- I won't attend the wedding. - What happened, brother-in-law?

What happened is that as much as respect you have shown to me in this invite..

..you will ruin it all by inviting me home.

What happened now, brother-in-law?

What happened now is that you have printed my name wrong.

- What? - Yes.

Let me check.

Karnail Singh Brar.

- It is right, brother-in-law. - Right.

Who will add Sardar before the name?

You should have added the Sardar.

It is a big mistake, brother-in-law.

I'll talk to the printing press guys.

Like you are the deputy commissioner. Talk to him!

Give it here, I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him.

- Do it. - Hello, sir.

Forget that hello.

First tell me, why did you print my brother-in-law's name wrong on the card?

- Wait, let me check. - You don't know me.

Yes. I'll get you arrested for possession of drugs.

- Yes, he will. - I have checked.

I have written what you had given me, Karnail Singh Brar.

Yes, that's what I am telling you, it is your fault.

- It is your fault. - My fault?

Do you want me to send you a photo?

Now that you have accepted your mistake..

..print new invites by evening write Sardar Karnail Singh Brar..

..and send it to my address otherwise I'll get you arrested.

I'll get you arrested!

Like you are the senior superintendent of police.

Why are you lying?

He keeps saying yes.

Do you think I am stupid?

Bring all the invites you have distributed so far.

Then I will think about what to do.

Do you understand? Take these sweets back.

Enjoy them, you idiots.

- You are disrespecting your brother-in-law. - Calm dwn, uncle.

- I'll thrash you black and blue. - Calm down, uncle.

I swear, this man troubles me a lot.

Sorry sister, we erred.

- Please handle this. - Yes.

It is not an error.

You know he is arrogant.

Do one thing, go and prepare for the wedding.

Here sister, the fare to come for the wedding.

- Be there on time. - It is not needed.

Bye, sister. We'll get moving.

I'll teach you all a lesson.

- Bye, sister. See you. - Don't worry, uncle.

I never worry.

I ask, why did you take the money from them?

Are you a begger?

What is it that you have asked for and I haven't provided you with?

Tell me!

It is not so.

This is a custom of our place.

Brothers give sister the fare needed to attend the wedding. That's it.

They are using customs to insult Sardar Karnail Singh Brar.

I am not a kid. I understand everything. Got it?

- You understand? - Yes.

Then go and understand.

Fine then, I'll won't attend the wedding no matter what happens.

- Everyone is an idiot. - Shut up.

Bloody dogs. They always insult me.

- Get lost. Go away. Come on. - I won't attend the wedding.

Madam, things took a turn for the worse today.

Yes, Kadhu.

I too said too much while fighting today.

I don't know whether or not he'll attend the wedding.

Look Kadhu, now only you can convince him.

No, madam. I won't put my hand in fire.

You know he has a heavy hand.

That's enough, madam. Enough.

Just make sure the work is done.

Consider it done, madam.

Mr. Brar?

Mr. Brar, shall I make you a drink?

I don't want to drink.

I know that you are right about whatever you are thinking.

You shouldn't go for the wedding.

They came home and insulted you. Like we don't have any value!

I'll slap you.

Mr. Brar, you can hit only me.

You cannot do anything to them.

- You only talk big. - I too insulted them.

Mr. Brar, in front of who did you insult them?

Who was there? Just us?

Mr. Brar, it will be great when the whole Haryana knows..

..that their whole family was insulted.

That's why you should attend the wedding, Mr. Brar.

Please agree?

Madam!

Hats off to you, Kadhu!

Yes!

I say, Kadhu! Please play Punjabi songs.

Amazing!

"From the hill, I can see Heer."

"I see the beautiful girl.."

The thing is..

- Punjabi music, Punjabi boys.. - Amazing.

Punjabi singers. Punjabi girls. Punjabi actors.

Look at Punjab's greenery. There is Punjab everywhere.

Do you understand? Yes.

Amazing!

Awesome!

"I seek a beloved for myself."

Great! Amazing!

Great Haryanvi songs.

Great Haryanvi roads. Haryanvi girls!

Medals belongs to Haryana and so do the boxers.

Great food, great drinks, oh the Jaats of Haryana.

Hokka belongs to Haryana, and knockout punches too.

I am just looking for a prey.

Let's see, who becomes the target.

I am all set for the wedding.

'Kadhu Singh, don't interfere in their family matter.'

'You stand at the Punjab-Haryana border.'

'Enjoy Punjab's milk and Haryana's cream.'

Look at Haryana's bus! Look how it speeds away!

That's Punjab's bus. She is lying.

Your buses don't have any shock absorbers.

- They shake your internals. - Right.

- They throw you here and there. - Shut up.

How do you know?

I know everything.

- My in-laws stay there. - Stop it.

- Shut up. - You too shut up.

- Don't trouble me. - Look in the front.

- Come on, Kadhu! - Yes.

- Keep quiet, please. - You keep quiet.

- Why keep quiet? - Why keep quiet?

- What did I say? Donkey. - Idiot.

- Just keeps blabbering. - Keeps blabbering..

- Shut up. - Look in the front.

- You drive. - Kadhu, stop the car.

Both you and I should get down.

Then they both can fight peacefully.

Stop it. Forget it.

Come on, let's take a selfie. Come on.

Now, put this on Facebook.

- And write, Checked in Haryana. - Go for it Haryana!

- They are here. - They are here.

- They are here. - Your aunt is here.

From those shoes it looks like it is brother-in-law.

It is brother-in-law.

'Now I will show you how a son-in-law behaves.'

'And how you should respect them.'

'I'll teach you all a lesson.'

- Rangeela? - Yes, brother?

He wasn't suppose to come.

But how that he is here, we will have to welcome him.

- Yes, we need to welcome him. - Right.

Brother-in-law!

Brother-in-law?

- Yes? - Here's your tea.

- Have it. - Okay!

It's piping hot.

If you don't have sugar at home..

..you should have told me, I would have got it along.

You served me sugarless tea.

Who will add sugar in it?

Why are you staring at me? Drink it, it's sugarless.

You too have it.

Vinod! Add some more sugar in the tea.

They messed up a beehive.

Now they are bound to get stung.

- Brother-in-law.. - Yes?

Have some Ladoos (sweets). Homemade, made from pure clarified butter.

Why do you lie, the brother I got in dowry?

You brought it from the market.

I swear, they were made at home.

Hey you the brother with a scarf around your neck, he's telling the truth?

- Yes, they are homemade. - They are homemade.

- Give it here. - Have it.

- She doesn't go.. - Okay.

- ..but if she goes she doesn't come back. - Okay.

Does your father own a sugar mill?

It's loaded with sugar.

Try it. You too try it.

Tea has no sugar in it. And this has excess sugar.

Decide what you want to do first.

- What is this? - What is he doing?

I hope nothing goes wrong now.

Yes.

What happened now, brother-in-law?

Now what happened is that it has gone cold.

Did you keep it in the refrigerator?

Come here. Look Lalit, ever since he is here..

..your father is finding faults in everything.

Sometimes in this and sometimes in that.

This man is making my life miserable.

Mother, he came along so that no one taunts you..

- ..that your husband didn't come along. - Enough.

I know why and for what he has come here.

He is here, right?

- Come on now, stop being angry. - Enough!

He's advocating his father.

I am tolerating this man because of you.

- Let me go. - I won't.

- Let me go. - I love you, mom.

Brother-in-law, this is your special room.

- I won't stay here. - Why, brother-in-law?

Because lions don't live in burrows.

They live in caves.

Do you understand, the brother I got in dowry?

Open all the rooms.

One. Two. Three.

Four. Yes!

Great.

Wonderful! Amazing!

The brother I got in dowry, this is how sons-in-law should be treated.

Yes.

- Brother-in-law, this is the groom's room. - Right.

How can this be the groom's room?

I am the groom's groom. Do you understand?

- Yes. - Okay, fine.

You have already served me bad tea.

Now arrange for liquor.

Go. Go on.

You too, the one with a scarf around your neck.

- Go on. - Go.

- Sardarji asked you to leave. - Yes.

Keep your voice down. Yes.

So Mr. Brar, what do you think about Kadhu's ideas?

Forget the ideas, this feels great!

I am so pleased!

Kadhu, this bed is already decorated.

You better run away from here. Bye, Sardarji.

Hurry up. Don't come back anytime soon. Or you will get into trouble. Yes.

Wonderful!

Today once again I'll sleep on a bed decorated with flowers.

Sister, I don't understand this.

Brother-in-law was not going to come here.

Then how did end up coming here?

- I didn't print a new invite because of that. - Yes.

- Brother, when I told him.. - Yes.

..that it's my uncle's son's wedding he quickly affectionately agreed.

Affectionately agreed?

- Yes. - Is this love?

Then it is great.

Come on brother, let's do the important task..

- ..brother-in-law has given us. - Let's go, Rangeela.

- See you, sister. - Let's go.

This man is making my life miserable everywhere.

Brother-in-law, imported liquor for you.

You idiot!

How many times have I told you, I don't drink imported liquor.

- Yes. - I am a Jatt from a village.

I drink locally brewed Jat labelled alcohol. You know it, right?

Brother-in-law, I knew it.

That's why I also brought locally brewed Jat labelled alcohol.

Keep it down.

Keep it down. And sit with me.

- Now do one thing.. - Yes?

Ice, soda..

- Brother-in-law? - Yes?

It is already ready.

Get up, son. Get up.

Come, sit over here, my boy.

Oh, I am so pleased! Great.

- One more kid has become smart. - Yes.

I think if I stay in this village for a week..

..then everyone will become smart.

Right? Tell me?

How can you dance? Brother-in-law is still not here.

- Why hasn't he come? - You are great.

- What are you saying? - Sister, where is brother-in-law?

Go and handle things there. I'll get him.

- Go and find out quickly. - I am going.

- Everyone is waiting. Go and get him. - I am going.

And you want to dance.

Stop.

What happened? Why do you look so angry?

This is great!

Sardarji, you are just sitting over here?

All the guests are waiting for you outside.

Don't you know?

All the guests are waiting!

How do I get ready? There is no mirror to look into to tie my turban! Yes.

- Oh really? - Yes.

And what do you call this in Punjabi?

This is called front mirror in Punjabi.

I need a small mirror for the back layers.

You should have told your father to include it in the dowry.

- You are incorrigible. - You are incorrigible too.

- Go and mind your own business. - Get lost!

Enjoy the tea. Forget about her.

"I can see Heer."

Hold the mirror properly.

Well done, Sardar.

Let's go.

We are getting late. Wedding procession will get delayed.

We are coming!

Why did everyone stop?

Play the band!

Play it.

Let's go. Come on.

How many times have we told you to get ready quickly.

These ladies always delay us.

They are doing the introduction ceremony with you?

Don't worry, Kadhu.

Let my turn come.

I won't leave them capable enough to introduce anyone.

To hell with them.

- Mother? - Yes?

This is wrong.

Daddy should have been introduced first.

Hello! Welcome!

I welcome you.

Come, give me a hug! Come on!

Look at what your father did.

Did you enjoy meeting me? How are you?

- Let me go, uncle. - "Let me go!"

There. Eat something.

He's empty from within.

That's why they weren't introducing him.

He would have killed a few like this.

He enjoys it.

I know him quite well.

"I will tear everyone apart today."

"Sit down, my boy."

Oh no!

- Brother-in-law is sitting at the groom's place. - What happened?

- Now who will go and tell him that? - Who will go and tell him that?

- He we go, he will insult us instead. - Right.

Look at your father's actions.

Look at where the old man is sitting. At the groom's seat.

When he was supposed to sit next to me, he didn't.

Now look at him. I don't know what is he trying to prove.

This old man has lost his mind.

Please don't sit on it.

Well, this is for the groom.

I'll break the little spine that you have left as well.

I am their son-in-law! Groom's nothing in front of me!

Go away before I behead you!

Go! Bloody maggot.

Go and make me a drink.

Mr. Brar, you teach them a lesson.

Go before, I teach you a lesson as well.

Come back quickly.

Listen girls, if you want more money then steal that Sardarji's shoes.

Go and see what happens.

- Let's go. Let's go. - Yes, go.

Ouch! The old man broke my back.

- Hey, Lalit! - Yes.

Your father just lost his shoes.

- Now we will have fun. - Oh, damn!

Where did my shoes go?

Ting-tong.

Daddy, you lost your shoes.

- Dear, Lakha! - Yes?

Thieves steal them, it's their job.

They cannot be stopped.

Now do one thing, take this money..

Don't give it to them.

Buy me new shoes from the market.

- New shoes? - New shoes.

- Daddy! - Yes?

Your schemes are amazing.

After all I am your father.

- Go, my boy. Go for it. - I'll get them right away, daddy.

Right, I'll give you the money.

Daddy, here are your shoes.

But the stamping?

Brother-in-law will have to do it.

No, we will have to go through with it.

- Amazing. - What is this?

Bye.

She ruined my jacket worth 5000 rupees.

And gave me 100 rupees.

Am I their son-in-law or a beggar?

Uncle, daddy is quite upset.

Please do something because things get out of our hads.

Make me a drink, I said!

- Brother-in-law! - Brother-in-law!

- Brother-in-law, cool cool! - Brother-in-law, cool cool!

Brother-in-law, the wedding took place without a hitch.

We know you do it in a grand scale in Punjab.

You call famous singers.

I have a request, brother-in-law.

Why don't you make this party more lively?

Please, brother-in-law.

Please go on. Brother-in-law..

"Play the drums, hey drummer."

"I'll sing a Punjabi song."

"Play the drums, hey drummer."

"I'll sing a Punjabi song."

"Look, how a son-in-law is being treated by his in-laws!"

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"No one gave me a mirror."

"That's why I was late in tying my turban."

"They invited me home, but they didn't give me any respect."

"They invited me home, but they didn't give me any respect."

"Look everyone is pampering them."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"They offer tea when they should be offering liquor."

"Where have these people come from?"

"Someone teach them how to look after the guests."

"I think I am losing my honour here."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"Today I will teach you how to respect a son-in-law."

"They didn't even write Sardar before my name!"

"They didn't even write Sardar before my name!"

"You don't know how valuable even a Sardar's pride is."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

Daddy?

Mother?

Not me, go and reason it with your father.

No one is ready to listen to me.

You two are incorrigible.

Please!

What is wrong with you?

You had gone for a wedding, right?

Did you manage to speak to your parents?

I had tried to get them to call it a truce.

But chief ended up getting more upset.

- Chief? Who? - My daddy.

The more I try to correct things the worse the get.

I mean the situation is slipping out of my hands like sand.

I don't know what to do.

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

Shut up!

Madam!

Madam, wear it. Wear it. Please wear it.

I don't say anything to you because of this.

Madam, I have to say, Sardarji made the wedding more lively.

Amazing!

Idiot, because of what you two did..

..it is impossible for me to show them my face again.

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

"After all a son-in-law has to keep his honour intact."

- Madam! - Wait, you idiot!

Listen to me, of course only we can make it more lively.

Did you expect the people wearing white Dhotis to do it?

Be grateful that to those in white Dhotis..

..that you were able to get married..

..otherwise, you would have been still single.

It's okay. I still keep getting marriage proposals.

- I'll find myself a new one. - What is he saying?

It looked like a beggar's wedding, if you as me.

They didn't serve tea or water or food..

They didn't even make arrangements for us to stay.

Tell me something, Lakha..

Who wears white clothes for a wedding?

I felt as if I am attending someone's funeral.

I don't know, daddy.

How dare you turn my brother's wedding into a funeral?

"I turned a wedding into a funeral?"

I entertain you all without taking any money.

And now she complains that I turned it into a funeral.

Anyway, forget it.

Listen Kadhu, find out whether the brother-in-law I got introduced to..

..is alive or.. has passed away?

That was so wrong of you, daddy.

Stop advocating your mother!

And what stupidity that they did by dancing like crazy at the wedding?

- Was that the right thing to do? - Stupidity?

That was wrong as well.

"That was wrong as well."

Two-faced traitor!

Meet me alone then I'll teach you a lesson.

What will you do with him when he is alone?

Try and touch him now.

What will I do?

Kadhu.. although I know they are paupers..

..still did they give us anything?

Come on, my family has sent so many things..

Oh really?

Kadhu, go and get my big bag from inside.

- Okay, madam. - I saw mountains of clothes there.

Hurry up. If it is too heavy get it in a cart.

Oh my God, such a big bag!

It's like a trunk.

Here, this is for you.

And Kadhu, this is for you.

For me, madam?

Okay madam, thank you. I am going.

- Yes, go. - Go and make knickers from it.

And this is for you.

Oh really?

For me?

They gave me a white turban? Did someone in your family die?

No, this isn't a turban. It is a Dhoti.

You have been staying with me since so many years.

Don't you know that Sardars wear Chadaras with Kurtas and not Dhotis.

There!

They gave according to their customs.

You are too used to looking down up on my brothers.

Sardars never look down up on anyone.

But people tend to behave according to their status.

They don't come begging you for anything.

- "They don't come begging." - Mother! Daddy! That's enough!

Please stop this!

That's why I don't want you to get married in Haryana.

Because their customs are different.

And I cannot survive their customs!

Enough!

Lalit, get this straight..

..I don't care whether or not we get a Haryanvi daughter-in-law..

..but I don't want a Punjabi daughter-in-law here.

You too get this straight..

..I don't care whether or not we get a Punjabi daughter-in-law..

..but I don't want a Haryanvi daughter-in-law here.

And that's final!

Fine, now stick to what you have said.

Don't back out.

Now you will neither get a Punjabi nor a Haryanvi daughter-in-law.

Now you will get a daughter-in-law that I choose.

Hello, daddy.

Hello.

Hello, mother.

Hello.

Lalit, who is she?

She? Your future daughter-in-law.

Our future?

- Why, didn't you like her? - 'Principal was right.'

'He will rock the world one day!'

'And he did.'

Mother.. Daddy..

You two had said that you don't a Punjabi or a Haryani girl.

I can get any other girl that I want.

Now what is the problem with my Maggie?

I say there is no problem with your Maggie.

She is very beautiful. Like an angel.

Amazing! Now what do I say?

But son, the thing is..

I believe that all women should be respected.

I also believe that people shouldn't be distinguished for their colour.

- But son.. - But what, daddy?

- But I.. - You have no problem with this girl.

Then why do you want a Punjabi or a Haryanvi girl?

This isn't about the girl.

This is about your stubbornness and your choices.

Both of you want to have the final word.

Have you ever asked me as to what I want?

You have grow so old and yet you behave like this.

Sorry, I have crossed my limits here.

Sorry.

Please forgive me.

No, son.

Sorry, daddy.

I didn't even release that you've become so mature.

When a son starts wearing his father's shoes..

..then the father should listen to his son.

No.

Please forgive me.

No, daddy.

I'll get you married to the girl you want.

- Please forgive me. - I love you.

I swear son, you can marry anyone you want.

Yes, son.

- Mother.. - We'll get you married to the girl of your choice.

Why are they crying?

I told them we're getting married.

We're just friends, tell them.

Friends?

Oh, I see.

So, you have come become smart enough to fool us?

Shameless.

So you made me cry for no reason.

Don't be so happy, Sardarji.

He has already chosen his bride.

We are not gathering all possible female suitors here.

I have just one son.

Now who is this girl?

Don't worry, I'll fulfill the promise I had made to both of you.

Because you both like the one I want to marry.

- Oh really? - And who is she?

She is a Haryanvi girl.

No! She is that Punjabi girl from the Gurudwara.

No!

- She is a Haryanvi girl. - I say she is a Punjabi girl!

Anyway, doesn't matter who she is..

..as long as she is someone we both like.

She is our future daughter-in-law.

That is absolutely right.

Amazing! This is great!

Come here, dear.

We have been through a lot because of you, I tell you.

- Hello, uncle. - Hello, dear.

God bless you. Come here.

- Hello, auntie. - Hello.

She is such a beautiful girl.

Where did this monkey come from?

- Hide your bananas. - Looks like I have come at the right time.

Yes, you have come at the right time.

Look, she is the girl Lalit has chosen.

Your nephew's getting married.

Sister, your brother is getting married too.

- Oh really? - Come on!

Wait a minute!

Who is that unfortunate girl who likes this monkey?

Brother-in-law, this time I have written your name correctly.

Do attend my wedding.

Sardar Karnail Singh Brar. Have a look.

Very good. But your future wife is a Punjabi, right?

Your future wife is a Haryanvi, right?

I asked is your future wife is a Punjabi?

Rangeela, tell me, your future wife is a Haryanvi, right?

Punjabi?

You start this again?

No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Haryana and Punjab are together!

Haryana and Punjab are together!

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We have swag in our gait."

"He's got the style, mate."

"Girls always surround us."

"There is no meter to gauge our coolness."

"Girls always surround us."

"There is no meter to gauge our coolness."

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We have swag in our gait."

"He's got the style, mate."

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We have swag in our gait."

"He's got the style, mate."

"Girls find him to be a dude. This boy is a little rude."

"But he always speaks the truth."

"There is a fire in him. That's why he looks so different."

"He never loses any games."

"Girls find him to be a dude. This boy is a little rude."

"But he always speaks the truth."

"There is a fire in him. That's why he looks so different."

"He never loses any games."

"He is quick-witted. He does as he pleases."

"He walks like a royal."

"He's got the style, mate."

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We have swag in our gait."

"He's got the style, mate."

"Once he decides on what he wants..

"He is stubborn."

"Be it love or war.."

"He wins every game."

"My swag.. is different."

"Baby, your style.. is mesmerising."

"Your attitude.. is threatening."

"When he go after what he wants.."

"You should know.. it is going to be dangerous."

"It is going to be dangerous."

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We have swag in our gait."

"He's got the style, mate."

"He destroys everything.. He never delays.."

"Whenever he gets into a fight."

"Girls queue up.."

"To find out who he will date.."

"They are all holding a rose in their hand."

"He destroys everything.. He never delays.."

"Whenever he gets into a fight."

"Girls queue up.. To find out who he will date.."

"They are all holding a rose in their hand."

"He is quick-witted. He does as he pleases."

"He walks like a royal."

"He's got the style, mate."

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We have swag in our gait."

"He's got the style, mate."

"We get to decide, but this world is a cruel place."

"We have swag in our gait."

"He's got the style, mate."

"He's got the style, mate."