All language subtitles for Hooked.eng

HOOKED English Subs
by yavass July 2018

Hello !!! It's Thomas.

You can leave a message,
but you've probably figured out......

.....that I have already
screened your call by now.

Beep!

Hey, Tom.
It's the Jackal.

Your pic made me smile today.

We got to postpone
my birthday dinner.

There's a last-minute client
in Chelsea....

.......visiting from
the foreign office.

Says he just couldn't wait.

Some guy called me a freak
today, right ?

It's so easy to forget
that we...

We are the ones
who are the freaks.

Most people,
and you know who I mean,

they get up in the morning,
and they have their coffee

that's been harvested
from tiger shit

by a tribe of Pygmy slaves
in Sumatra or something.

They go off to work,
maybe the gym, maybe.

Then dinner,
maybe fancy, maybe not.

Maybe a drink or two or 13.

And then definitely a warm,
comfortable bed.

Hopefully, they've got someone
in that bed that they like

so they can fall asleep easily.

If it works out long enough,

they buy a ring
to finalize the transaction.

We've got them beat
at the end of the day at least.

Yo, street slut.

- I saw you with the cowboy.
- Fuck off!

Yo, quit being a bitch
and share that shit.

- Leave me alone!
- Hey, you owe me 20 bucks.

- I don't owe you shit.
- Quit holding out, you stinking fucker!

Are you that desperate?
Now get the fuck out of here.

- Get the fuck out of here.
- Whatever, man.

Go!

Hey, hey, are you okay?

You sure?

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

Some people spend their entire day
staring at a computer screen.

The only person that they
really interact with

is their local barista,
who's so wired on caffeine

that he'll tell you his
life story for a fucking $1 tip.

Motherfuckers will suffer
100-hour workweeks.....

.....just to have that fancy
fair-trade coffee....

......served to them
with a fake fucking smile.

I don't know.

Well, get back to me
when you can, Tomcat.

And I put on my black-girl face,

and I said,
"What a fancy bitch."

And he was waiting around
for his friends for a bit,

but they, of course,
were long gone,

and needless to say,
that was the end of that.

(Jack): Man, we said no camera.

You like that? You like it when
Daddy gets rough with you?

Are you okay?

I got a surprise for you.

Bought a little bit of G
yesterday.

I figured you might want
to go out and...

-My treat, of course.
- No, thanks.

What's that?

My best friend made me promise
I'd wait until I'm at least 18.

But I got it for you.

As a tip.

Normally I don't do the hard
stuff, but it's Saturday night.

We're in New York.

And I know I'm not the grandpa
who said no.

I'm sorry.
I got to get going, dude.

Stay a little longer.

How do you expect
to create big business

with an attitude like that?

Come here, boy.

Now, where did I put my wallet?

What does it look like?

You know what the hell
it looks like.

It was right here
on the nightstand

before I left for the bathroom.

I need to go home, dude.

Where the hell is it?

- Where is it?
- Back the fuck off, dude.

I'm so sorry.

I was wondering when this
was going to get fun.

We're allowed to kiss now?

You're a crazy little one,
you are.

You should have told me
you like being a bossy bottom

ready to ride this big
German cock again, no?

You have the smallest nuts
I've ever seen, dude.

Found your wallet.

Ooh, wow!

Not even American currency.
Fucking euro trash.

Smile.

What's that, love?

You don't like being filmed
without your consent?

Yeah, no shit.

You can keep your stinky euros,

and I'll accept this camera
as payment.

Pleasure doing business
with you.

Don't even think... about moving.

Bitch.

What the fuck, Tom?

I had to go to three...
Three different grocery stores

to find your precious
curry ketchup,

but I said, "Hey, only the best
for Captain Jackoff."

So are you ready to tell me
how you busted your nose?

- What, this nose?
- Well, I bet you deserved it.

What'd you do?

No, no!!

Give me one reason not to blow
your head off right now.

Well, you're 18, so you might
be tried as an adult.

You're disgusting,
you know that.

Hey, hey,
I bet you like this, too.

Hooker blood.

The most delicious substance
on earth.

Get off me.

This... is for you.

Come on.

All right. Come on, open it,
you little shit.

Nice.

Ooh.

I got you something, too,
by the way.

The spoils of war.
For you, my love.

I'm officially your sugar daddy

until you become
a famous photographer

and let me fulfill my lifelong
destiny as a stay-at-home dad.

Jack.

This is amazing.

Seriously.

But you've got to give it back
to whoever you stole it from.

No way. You should have seen the stuff I
had to delete off it last night.

Trust me, it's better off
in your hands.

- We can't get in trouble.
- I already checked.

It hasn't been registered
anywhere.

Jack, my dad called
the police, okay.

He's trying to find me.

Well, it must be nice
to feel wanted.

If they find me, that's it.

You know what?
You need this for school, okay?

No more distractions.

No more excuses.

I'm taking care of the bills
until you can make us rich.

Then come on, get up.

Get dressed,
and let's get this over with.

So I'll take this shirt
and this guy right here.

Put it on my account.

- Can you get this, please?
- Sure thing, Mr. Price.

Call me Ken.

- Okay.
- There's no need for that.

I'm doing my part
for the environment.

Mr. Ken, do you want to take
these with you, as well?

Yes.
Thanks, Stacy.

You are such a freak, dude.

This... This is how you want
to celebrate your birthday?

You do realize that some cop
is probably gonna shoot us.

We look like fucking terrorists.

The politically correct term
is freedom fighters.

You know, most people,
they want to see a play,

maybe... maybe have
a little party, Jack.

This is my party, Tommy.

It's time to finally make
these guys our bitch, bitch.

What is that?
Are you kidding me?

Did you make a hit list?
You made a hit list for this?

Best gift ever.
Thank you !

Which one is this?

Mustard.

- That's bullshit.
- What?

- I want to be ketchup.
- Okay.

I'm ketchup, and you're mustard.
That's how this works.

Hey, fine, fine, fine.

Here.
You happy ?

- Let's do this.
- Fucking misogynist.

I hate you so much right now,
by the way.

Love you !

What?

- What, what, what?
- Sorry.

Come on, hey.

- Let's get rolling.
- Okay.

Everyone's looking at me.

KEN: Young man!
Excuse me.

Excuse this, faggot!

I just want to talk to you,
that's all.

You can talk to me
on rentman.com

Come on, Captain Jackoff.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

Hi. This is Liz Hutchinson.

Please leave a message.
Thank you.

Hey, Mom.

I thought you'd want
to wish me a happy birthday.

- Just kidding.
-(Tom): This gun is busted.

I spent 25 bucks on this shit.
Can you believe it?

Give me.

Hey, you're going dark
on your birthday?

Jack, you don't got to do that
'cause I'm here.

You got that?
I said you got that, punk?

Okay, all right. All right.

All right, well,
let's fix this one together.

The mustard seeds
are clogging it and shit.

Here, there's got to be some...

You know what happens
when I get my hands on these.

Bye-bye.

It's stuck.

There's something clogging the,
um... the tubey thing in there.

Whoa, okay, Jack, I don't think
that solves everything.

I'm not so sure
that the mustard seeds

are too susceptible
to your slut powers.

Captain Jackoff,
who wanted mustard

.....for his birthday shootout.

So I made sure that we only got
the highest-octane mustard.

Now, why we didn't
just use mayonnaise, I...

- Ketchup and mayonnaise?
- Hot sauce, I don't know, shit.

Dude, that's like
biological warfare.

We're freedom fighters,
not terrorists.

All right, all right.

Now, hush.

My God.
What are you doing?

Hold still.

What are you writing?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Dude ?

He says that once he finds out
where I am,

he's going to force me to stay
with my uncle in Mexico City.

He says that he wants me
to be closer to my family.

-I don't know. It's ridiculous.
-Like that's going to happen.

Well, I don't really
get a choice.

I'm not 18 yet.

You can't really
emancipate yourself from someone

who literally owns
an entire team of lawyers.

I have to turn my phone off
whenever I get to the dorm.

I have to get a prepaid one
or something tomorrow.

Like a burner phone?

- We're like spies.
- Fugitives.

Hey, that's sexy, too, right?

No.

Hey, we're on our way
to getting our own place.

It's going to be fine.

Worst-case scenario, we just
have to make him disappear.

It wouldn't be the first body to
be dumped in the Hudson, right?

Or we could just eat him
so that there's...

There's no evidence at all.

- That's gross.
- Okay, okay, okay.

No murder.

We just, um, change your name.

To.......Diane.

Diane. Yeah.
That's a great idea.

So we'd be Jack and Diane
(song, 1982, by John Cougar)

- You're so stupid.
- But I love that song.

Here we go.

"A little ditty about Jack and Diane"

Oh boy !!

"Two American kids growing up
in the heart land"

Hold still, please.

Your name.

Come here.

Voilà.

Stay there.

Freak.

- Fuck!
- Can I help ?

-You're bleeding.
-It's fine.

Fuck.

Alex did something today.

(Jess): That's good, that's good.
Alex.

That's incredible.

And I missed it.

What's going on?

I caught myself looking through
our credit-card statements....

....so I could see what you've been up to.
That's... That's not me.

It's happening again.

Do I need to go get tested?

No, no.

Nothing happened.

I love you.

It's under control.

It's getting harder
to trust you.

No.

I-I do have a limit.

And... I don't think I can handle
going through this again.

Hey.

- What?
- We should get cleaned up.

Matt and Darnell
are going to walk in.

No,
you're in my bed tonight.

No way.
We can get kicked out for this.

It's my birthday
for 20 more minutes.

Fine.

Be that way.

But seriously, can I get cleaned up?
I'm all slippery.

No.

No, you're not allowed to leave
till morning.

Hey, I prefer you
slippery anyways

in case I want to go again.

My butt needs a break.

What up, Matt?

Hey.

Thanks for today.

Anything for you,
Captain Jackoff.

You know it's not like this
with anyone else.

Hey, I literally
have to fake it.

I know.

I know.

Okay, okay.

Condom.

-You're on meds. It's fine.
-Stop.

You don't need any more trouble,
okay ?

I'm lucky enough that you're
still even with me.

If I ever find that guy,
I'm going to kill him.

Hey, it's my fault.

Stop saying that.

Hey, let's, um,
establish a safe word.

A safe word?

Okay.

What's our safe word?

"Harder."

Yeah.

"Harder" is an awful safe word.

And besides, we don't need one.

I know that you'd never hurt me.

It's just in case one of us
gets in trouble.

Well, how about...

I got it.

How about you don't
get into trouble?

Punk.

- Hey.
- What?

- I'll punk you.
- Shh. Be quiet.

What's, um...
What's our safe word?

- Harder.
- Good !

Mnh-mnh, no, go harder.

It feels good.

msg on screen: Hey Sexy boy. lets start
with diner this wednesday. Dress up. 8pm

Lady boy.

Lady boy.

Yo, faggot.

I have a gift for you.

It's called morning wood.

It tastes like maple syrup 'cause
I'm Canadian. Do you want to try?

Put your little pecker away,
Matt.

What... What a cranky
little bitch before breakfast.

I want some toast.
What the...?

The next thing out of your mouth
is going to be a fucking apology.

Jack, you're going to
get us in trouble. Come on.

If you even fucking
look at Tom again,

I'm going to rip your dick off
and shove it down your throat.

Do you understand me, asshole?

(msg) Finally a face pic, man I think
I know you. Ur name is Ken, right ?

Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

- Kenny.
- Father.

I know you didn't just take
the Lord's name in vain.

Thanks for seeing me
on such short notice, Father.

It's been too long.

You are not going to like
what I'm about to say.

Let's hear it.

I'm going to finish my master's.

You are the only person
in the world....

.....who can manage to be exhausted
and bored at the same time.

It's mostly online.

But I have classes
on Tuesday and Thursday

starting in January.

I was hoping...

You could have an on-call nanny?

You're lucky
I like that kid so much.

(priest) How's little Alex doing?

He's, .........well, amazing.

Yeah?

He's getting into
all sorts of trouble.

Yello!

- Baby.
- Come here.

Hey, Mama.

Hey, check it out.

-How'd I do?
- You look so good.

Tell me everything.
How's Jack?

You know, he's at... at work.

Lord.

Come in, baby.

Make sure you crawl in
this time.

Everyone knows wittle-bitty
babies don't know how to walk.

(Priest): What was it you wanted
to talk about?

I'm getting the urges again.

Dear.

They never really stopped.

I was just scared shitless.

I was scared of losing Alex
and Jess.

I was able to hold this off
for a while,

but now it's like
I have no control.

It's like I'm
two different people.

I just need to know for sure.

Why can't they just make a pill?

Or something that I can take....

....that would just make
this all go away.

Unfortunately,
it doesn't work like that.

If you're going to push
this nanny thing...

.....there are going to be
some rules.

Name your terms.

I get to feed Alex
whatever I want.

You are the worst.

It is my right as a grandma
to spoil your child.

Great !!

Great.....

Come here, baby.

Come here.

Look who is a big boy
crawling all by himself.

So good.

Who's Mama's big boy?

Come here, baby.

Who's Mama's big boy?

Who's a big boy?

Who's a big boy?

- Me?
- No talking, baby.

Wah, wah.

That's better, baby.

Now, you must be famished ?

This is huge !!
(AA coin)

- You should be so proud.
- Thank you.

Dave and I have been sober
for over 20 years,

.....and this can be such a bitch.

Thanks, Mama.

I wish Jack could have
stuck it out with you.

I don't know.

That boy needs some clarity.

It's something else.
The dude barely even drinks.

He pretty much only smokes weed.

But he got into two fights,
two fights in the past 24 hours.

Have you ever thought...

-And please don't take this the wrong way
-Go ahead.....

.....that maybe you and Jack might
need a little bit of distance

....so that you both
can work on yourselves.

But we're like ketchup and mustard.
You know that.

Honey.

Ketchup and mustard
are not mutually exclusive.

In fact, the only time
I've ever had them together....

.....is on hamburgers and hot dogs.

It's weird. He's so much happier when
there's lots of stuff going on.

You weren't any different.

Always calmest in chaos.

So...

Are we going to get to
the rest of the demands?

Go for it.

You're going to talk to me about
what's really bothering you.

He's not a fucked-up kid.

He's a good kid with
fucked-up brain chemistry.

Until he decides to get
the help that he needs,

there's not much you can do
for him but love him.

But I can help him with that.

Jack is drowning.

More people die trying to save
someone else from drowning

...than drown on their own.

(Priest) This is your test of faith.

Obviously I've struggled with
some of the similar urges.

Thomas, Jesus said a kickball bully....

.....will never get
"Hamilton" tickets.

What did you do?

I chose faith
through abstinence.

Doing so allowed me to focus
on spiritual intimacy.

I firmly believe that with God's
help, you can overcome this.

Have faith in God.
Have faith in you.

Should I come clean now?

I don't think
I have that answer for you.

Maybe it'd be better
for you to wait

.....till the time when she's
more able to forgive you.

Or you know what you want.

Just rest assured,
God has a plan.

All right, you little blessings,
let's go.

Why did he make me like this?

Can you fathom
the mysteries of Godb?

Can you probe the limits
of the Almighty?

"The measure is longer than the
Earth and wider than the sea."

Book of Job
(Prophet of patience)

Here.

Take this.

And remember, through God's
love, anything is possible.

Try to let your every decision
be guided by that same love.

You're sweaty.

All right, kids, let's go.

Jenny, don't make
vulgar noises at Max.

msg : "Still on for 2nite at 8?"

Baby.

Excuse me.

This table is only
for our customers.

Yeah, I'll just
have a water for now.

I'm waiting for my friend.
Liberace.

The hostess will be able
to seat you....

....when your deceased companion
arrives and your party is complete.

Yeah, you guys are definitely too
slammed to let me sit while I wait?

Let's save your hostess
the trip.

Water, please.

Sparkling or flat?

- I sparkle enough, thanks.
Very well.

And a side of Grey Poupon (mustard)
with my water.

I'm not kidding.

Well, hello... again.

- You look familiar.
- Well, here's a hint.

They weren't able to
get the whole stain out.

- I should go.
- No, no, no, please, don't.

You were... you were right.
I did, in fact, like it.

I'm glad you used curry ketchup.

It's my favorite condiment.

It's very cosmopolitan of you.

It's cool, man. I don't know what
you got planned here,

-....but I think it's smarter if I...
- No, I just wanted you to remember me.

Sit.

I also thought
you might want a trophy.

Can we,
go someplace less scene-y.

Have you ever eaten here?

I don't like the way
these people look at me.

Well, you're not going anywhere

....until you've had
at least something to eat.

And put this shirt on.
You look like a hustler.

No wonder people
are staring at you.

Here.

Thanks.

What am I going to do
with you, kid?

What's your name?

What's yours?
It's Ken, right?

Is that short for Ken-doll?

- Yes - Last name?
- Johnson

You're John !!

Fuck off, dude.
I don't really care anyway.

Are you at least going to
tell me your first name?

We both know you don't
care about that, either.

How long have you been living
on the streets, Mr. Freak?

Long enough to get this
shitty attitude, right?

Your water and Grey Poupon.

Thanks, Jeeves.

Can I get you a drink, sir?

Yes, please,
a bottle of Vermentino.

I'll just order some stuff.

Anything you don't eat?

- Do it up, sir.
- I'll do it up.

Just don't call me sir.

I'll get the charcuterie board,
pizza de funghi...

.....and a Greek salad.

It's the best stuff here.

Very good, sir.

Very mature !!

So, your dad kick you out when
he found out you were gay?

No, I fucked his wife and he found out
I have the bigger dick.

Look, I'm just trying to get
to know you here, all right?

I'm not even going to
try to fuck you tonight.

So this is... this is
what I'm paying for.

It's going to be the easiest 300 bucks
you ever made in your life.

Is that okay with you?

I'm not holding my breath,
but okay, Mr. Johnson.

Time will tell.

Where do you live?

The city.

What, I'm staying in a dorm
a couple blocks from here.

It's good for a few more weeks.

Like a shelter?

Yeah.

So, what happened
when you were kicked out?

Your dad...

- What, this?
- Yeah, your nose.

Hey.

It actually happened at a job
around the corner.

Some guy thought I stole his
wallet when he was all coked up.

- Geez, I'm sorry.
- Shit happens.

How long have you been hooking?

It's called escorting !!
Have some fucking manners !!

Hey, I'm just fucking with you.

Where do you live?

- Connecticut.
- Connecticut makes sense for you.

I see a walk-in closet
bigger than my shared dorm,

....a screened porch.

Big-titted wife and a kid
starting middle school.

I'm recently divorced,
actually.

It's taken a while
to figure myself out.

That explains the ring.

Oh....! Yeah, that.

I haven't had this off
in over a decade.

It feels good.

Where do you go for work?

My company has offices
in Hollywood, California,

....and Florida, weirdly enough,

....but our main distribution hub
is in Florida...

....so I have a condo
in South Beach.

- Miami, right?
- Yeah.

Is it as fun as MTV says?

I don't know it like that.
I go for work and then relax.

Um, have you ever been there?

Some other John ever take you?

Probably the only thing
a John has ever given me is...

...a black eye and a giant tear in
my asshole, so...Dankeschoen !! (german)

Your Vermentino.

You should come next time.

What do you think?

Fantastic !
Thank you !

You're going to love this.
It's very buttery.

It's not too tannic.

(with german accent) Yeah, a very
buttery Poupon, as well.

Unfortunately, I can't say
I'm a big fan of the year.

Take this away, Jeeves

You're literally
a garbage person.

You really got it in
for Jeeves?

You don't like waiters?

I find it ironic that
someone can have an attitude...

.....to a person who's
paying his bills.

Ha! You guys are a lot
more alike than you think.

- Maybe I should ask him out
- Nah, he can't afford you.

Besides, now he knows
you're damaged goods.

I'm Jack.

Thanks for taking me out and
not being a complete toolbag

....like the rest of the people
I've met doing this.

I think people
are basically decent,

.....just sometimes misguided.

So, Miami this weekend,
a thousand bucks, no sex.

I even have a spare bedroom
in the condo

....if you don't feel like
sleeping next to me.

You're not going to
take me to the opera....

....or some cheesy "Pretty Woman"
shit, are you?

Something tells me
you're not quite the Jackass...

...you pretend to be.

All right.

But if I end up in
a bathtub full of ice....

....and am missing a kidney,
I'm going to be pissed.

That is not how
"Pretty Woman" ended.

But you got a deal.

Ken Price, by the way.
That's my real name.

That sounds
a little less made up.

-What's your girlfriend's name?
- Tom.

Hey.

Hey.

Shsh !

Hey, Jack.
We can get kicked out for this.

(Jack): I'm cold.

You want to move to Miami?

Yep.

Really?

Make it happen !

I'm being super serious
right now !

Okay.

But only if there's
no more of this rent-boy stuff.

It's bad enough that
you're doing it for me.

I hate that !

It's not why we left. We left so we
don't have to put up with this shit.

We're not going to save any money
working at Starbucks, man, okay?

I'm going to make this happen, all right?

It's supposed to be
cheaper down there.

It seems like a more wholesome
place than New York, right?

I'm going to give you the info
on this guy who's bringing me down.

I think he actually
wants to help.

And you can't back out.

The only time I'm okay
is with you.

No matter how bad I screw up....

I know that you'll be there
to make it better.

Okay, Jack.

(Jack): I'm serious.
You can't bail.

If I'm down there
and you don't come....

I already know something
really bad is going to happen

....or I'll fuck everything up.

Maybe you should just come
down for the weekend, too,

and, like, hangout or...
I don't know.

Jackie, you're doing it again.

Sorry.

I'm always going to
be there for you.

No matter how bad you fuck up.

I'll fuck you up.

Stop, stop.
Matt's going to wake up.

- He likes to watch.
- Shh. Stop.

What? I'm serious.

- Matt, Matt, do you care?
-(Tom): Jack !

(Matt): I'm really not in the mood
for your faggot shit tonight.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Hey, hey.

Really, I'm going to
get us out of here.

(Matt): Hey, guys,
I'm down for Miami, too.

Hi.

I got this one.

You're fucking kidding me!

Make yourself comfortable, kid.

Hello!

Okay, not that comfortable,
all right.

-Dude, they're waving!
-Yeah, yeah, okay.

There's a bunch of old people
in charge of this building....

....that love to complain
every chance they get.

It's a Florida thing.

Just try to keep your
roaring down to a minimum.

You can take the tiger
out of the jungle, man.

But you can't take the jungle
out of the tiger.

What's the plan for tonight ?

Um, up to you.

I was thinking maybe a club,
party up a bit....

.....or we can just relax
and chill in.

Party, party, party.....!!

- Can you even get into a club?
- Dude, I've had a fake I.D. since 15.

Okay.

Perfect. We'll do dinner,
hit a bar or two,

-...and then Liv, Fontainebleau.
- Sounds French.

Too rich for my blood, man.
My vote, trashy gay bar.

- Yeah, I don't know.
- It's way less stuffy.

I've never actually
been to a gay bar.

Whoa. Lucky you.

So what have you brought
to wear?

Some socks, underpants,
a couple of T-shirts.

What do you expect?
I packed tropical.

I even forgot my phone charger,
dumbass.

That's all you brought?

That's all I got, dude.

Full truth? Tom and I share
a phone charger.

Not everyone gets to have
Malibu beach houses, Ken.

Whoa.
Trouble in paradise?

Easy there.

There's a lot more than ketchup
in that thing.

Ooh !!

I got that when I had
a single-family home in North Beach.

Don't need it with the security
in this building.

I probably didn't need it
in the first place.

It appears our first order
of business is shopping.

- Can't I just borrow some stuff?
- Nonsense !

I feel like you've
been treated like shit

by anyone who's ever
taken you out.

I just want to show you
a good time, you know?

So you're paying me a thousand
bucks to take me shopping ?

Precisely !

All right.

You're the boss.
Let's do it.

Don't call me boss.

I think that's... I think
that's the look right there.

Perfect.

Hey, I...
I got you a surprise.

There you go.

Gentlemen.

I'm going to need to
take a look in that bag.

Do you think they left the
security sensor on or something?

I don't suppose you
have a receipt for this?

It must have fallen in there.

Obviously there's been
some sort of mistake.

I'm going to have to ask
you guys to come with me.

Sir, please, I don't
want there to be a scene.

Do you have any idea how much
money I spent at this store ?

All right, we don't need
to press charges this time...

....but I'm going to have to ask you
to never return here again...

....or else I will be
calling the police.

Thank you, sir !

Car now !!

Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

How fucked up are you?

I bought this whole outfit
for you at that damn store !

What the fuck is wrong with you ?

Most people just
call me an asshole...

but the technical term is
borderline personality disorder.

I know it's not an excuse.

What does that even mean?

It means I'm fucked up,
but I'm working on it.

Take the tiger out
of the jungle ?

Right.

Just why?

Hey, beautiful !!

I got to call you right back.

Everything's fine. I'm just in the middle
of something.

I miss you, too.

Love you more.

Bye !

Look, I'm sorry.

You're kicking me out now,
right ?

Of course I'm not
going to kick you out !

In a fucked-up way...

....that was one of the sweetest
things I've ever seen.

Just don't pull any stunts
like this again, okay?

I want you to trust me, but I
need to be able to trust you....

....as well, for this to work.

All right?

Lesson learned.

It's in the past. Okay ?

Let's...... Let's get some
dinner and try to have some fun.

Okay ?

- I think we can do that.
- Good, okay.

You're sweaty.

Seriously,
if it was possible....

....to eat this every day, I would.

I honestly think about
moving down here every week,

.....every day in the winter.

Why don't you?
You're divorced.

It seems like the perfect
time to start over.

Fair enough.

Cute kid.

It's too much responsibility
sometimes,

....but I wouldn't trade him
for anything.

So.... partying tonight?

You're not a fan?

I've never done it,
and historically,

I've had a hard time
trusting people

who do that kind of stuff.

You have a hard time
trusting anybody, mister.

We don't have to do it
if you don't want to.

But, it is a blast as long
as you have self-control.

What's that?

Self-control, that's that thing
we all pretend to have....

....in order to create the facade
of a functioning society.

I have a good feeling about you.

Let's try something.....

I'm going to trust you,
but only if you trust me.

All right !

Let's give it a shot.

Come on.

- Hey.
- Hey, what's up ?

What the hell
happened to November ?

I don't think I've ever
sweat this much.

It's great, right?

We going to get cleaned up ?

Not here.....

Come on !

Shsh !

Well, hello.

Hey, guess what.

I don't want you
to pay me for this.

Don't be silly.

No, I'm serious.

I'm not taking your money.

I need your help.

And Tom does, too.

It's like I got to be
the strong one for us....

....but I don't know how much
longer I can do it for.

It's hard, man.

You have no idea.
It's really fucking hard

I got you, kid.
I got you.

You're all right.

Trust me.

Trust me.

You're okay.

We're all going to be okay.

(Matt) : Bitch boy !

Psst.

Bitch boy.

Do you want to suck some cock ?

It's obvious you want me.

You're always watching
me change and shit.

It's fat and juicy.

Please let me sleep.

Whatever, slut.

We both know you want that shit.

Fuck off.

Of course, hon. I took the client out
for some drinks....

.....and then we did the whole schmoozy
thing at Liv afterwards

I simply didn't have
the time to call.

No worries, sweetie.
I hope you're not too hungover.

We had a great time hanging out...

....with Grandma Sandra last night,
didn't we?

Is he ever not smiling?

Son of a bitch.

I think he can't figure out
how you got inside the screen.

Yeah, I'm a very
two-dimensional type of person.

You spilled Grandma's wine all
over her last night, didn't you?

Yes, you did.

I bet your mother loved that.

Mr. Johnson, do you know
where I put my underwear?

Shit !

You've got to be kidding me !! ??

Jack !

Have fun with your family.

- It's not what you think.
- Of course not.

You're a respectable guy with a
nice house, good job, cute kid.

Wife's got pretty nice tits.

You've got it all !

You're definitely not the kind
of guy who cheats on his wife...

...with homeless kid-hookers

....and pretends it's all about
being a loving person.....

....when you're really just
another fucking assbag...

....trying to get his rocks off
without feeling guilty about it !

I was just trying
to be nice to you.

- You lied.
- What would you have me say?

I would have said, "I'm paying
you so I can cheat on my wife."

Not, "I want to help you"

Fuck you, man !!

What do you really
know about me?

You have no idea
what's at stake in my life !

You don't have any real
responsibilities. You're just a hustler.

Take your money !

I'll get you a room at
the fucking Sky Hotel.

I can't deal with this
right now.

I told you last night
I'm not taking your money.

At least one of us has to
be true to their word.

Thanks......for nothing !!

Shit.

Fuck !

Fuck !

Hey, Mom. Um...

I'm going to Florida tonight.

Is there any chance
that you can...

Yeah, sorry, I... Yeah.

Look, can... can we just talk
when you get here?

Okay. Thanks.

Love you.

(unknown voice): Do you know that
my mother said to me that the only...

Hello.
Hey, cutie pie !

Stop a moment !
We just want to say hello !

Fuck you,
you shitty whorebag fucks !

Nobody likes you fucking people.

- Rude!
- Probably from New York.

Assholes, all of them.

The whole city is just
one big bag full of dicks.

Just a blizzard,
just a blizzard of dicks.

Probably has a small dick.

It's better than no dick.

(voicemail): You may hang up
or press 1 for more options.

Hey, Jack.
It's..... It's me.

I made all the arrangements for
you to stay at the Sky Hotel.

Your friend Tom contacted me
asking if you were okay.

He said you weren't
returning any of his calls

....and that he was worried.

I hope it's okay.
I bought him a ticket to come down

....so you have someone to talk to

....and then hang out with
for the next couple days.

I just want you to be okay.

I told the hotel
that you'd let them know....

how long you plan on staying.

What room
they're putting you in.

So you need to call Tom and
let him know where you are.

It's good
that this is happening.

I don't know if I would
ever have been able

....to make this change on my own.

I-I think it'd be great
if you want to come back...

...in a couple days
so we can sort everything out.

I'd really like
to see you again.

I know you don't
owe me anything...

....but I owe you at least
an apology and your money.

Even if you don't want to
be my friend or anything.

Fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck !

Cash problem?

Fucking people problem.

Just breathe.
You're okay.

- You live here?
- No. I got myself stranded.

I'm pretty good at doing that.

No, I'm sure there's lots
of things you're good at.

I think I can help you.

Yeah ?

Hey, don't worry. I'm one of the
good guys. I promise.

It's a pretty easy job.

You ever think about
modeling before?

I can pay you like
a couple hundred bucks.

If you want.....
Just, you know, come over

....and jerk off on-camera
for my website.

You're a fucking pig.

You think the poor kid isn't
having a hard enough day?

The man can speak for himself.

How much?

I'll give you $20 right now
if you just tell this guy to fuck off.

I don't need your charity.

Let's talk.

(voicemail) : At the tone,
please record your message.

When you have finished
recording,

....you may hang up
or press 1 for more options.

Come on, Jackal.

-Hey, there, sweet thing.
- Not now, Matt.

It's time for the blowjob
that you promised me.

I mean, I know you probably
want me to fuck you...

...but I'm not into dudes.

Fuck off, Matt !

We both know that you want it.

Your boyfriend's not here.

You don't have to
kid yourself anymore.

We're going to pretend that you
have the cunt you always wanted

....and get you to work.

I'm going to go, so...

Don't talk back, bitch !

You are going to
suck my cock now !

Yes?

That's a good little girl

On your knees

And this is where
the magic happens.

The man with the plan is back !

Nice place.

Quit hogging it !

- Well, hello.
- Hi.

Let's get this over with.

Yeah, on the bed, please.

Yeah. You know what?
Put your shirt on.

It's all about the...
The seduction.

So how much are they
paying you for this, sexy boy?

You know it's rude to
talk about money on set.

Think you want to do a scene
with either of these boys?

I'll give you $200 extra.

- Told you he was a virgin
- Your loss !!

("Green Hair" is film writer / director
Max Emerson)

The one with the green hair still has
a little tread left on that tire.

I'm just kidding.
Back up.

Ready for your big moment !!

Yeah ! Oh yeah.....

Right there.....

Yeah..

That.....

Matthew ?

- Matthew, is that you?
- Mom ?

Fuck !

Matthew?

- Your son...
- I'll kill you, man !!

....is a lousy fuck.

- Who are you?
- Shut up, Mom!

Oh ! And he has one of
those super-short dicks....

....kind of like, um,
a little soda can, yeah.

Hi.

Hey.

Everybody dressed ?

This is a lot of bags
for one night.

This is your stuff.

I'm sorry.

Wow, at the door
with the papers.

I filed this morning.

They said it'll take
a few months to be official.

This is what I'm asking for.

You can have whatever
you want, Jess.

- You know I...
- Sign !

That was great!

You're amazing !
You're a natural !

I'm certainly going to
be seeing you again, stud.

- What's your name anyways?
- Hey, kid.

I know a guy looking for
a little bit more fun tonight

....if you want to make
a little bit more cash.

He'd definitely pay top dollar
for a hot little thing like you.

Okay

Oh God, it's going to be
Date-Rape Dan, isn't it?

- That guy is such a troll
- Mind your business.

- Just say no to Date-Rape Dan.
- Just say no to Date-Rape Dan.

Shut up !
Daddy's talking.

Anyway, it'd be about 600 bucks.

You'd have to host him, though.

- 6?
- It's still not worth it.

Yeah, that's totally fine.
I'm staying at the Sky tonight.

Fancy !

Somebody's
looking after you?

Yeah.
He'll love that.

Why don't you just write down
your room number....

....and I'll have him give
you a call later, cool ?

Great

And why don't you take these?

Your hands are shaking.

Okay

What.. a.. freak....!!

What?

Hello. It's Thomas.

You can leave a message,
but you probably figured out

that I have already
screened your call by now.

Beep.....

LIZ: Hi.
This is Liz Hutchinson.

Please leave a message.
Thank you.

Hi, Mom.

I saw a lady the other day
that reminded me of you.

She was fighting with her kid....

....trying to clean food
off his mouth.

I remember when I was little

....and we used to have
those fights....

...back when you still liked me.

I just wish everything could
stay the same no matter what.

Not everything, though.

I'm in my Miami,
which is pretty rad.

I don't think I'm coming home.

You know, your retarded
little Yorkie terrier....

...takes a shit on the carpet
every single morning...

....but you still love
that motherfucker....

....and let him lick you
right in the fucking mouth.

You treat me like
some kind of freak...

...like a... like you've never
sucked a dick before.

I talked to Dad once since..... then.

He said the only reason
he kicked me out....

....was because I'm an asshole.

Maybe I am.

He sure picked an interesting
time to do it, though?

Tell him I said... hi.

That's all I got, Mom.

I guess I just wanted to say
I'm sorry.... that I'm not perfect

....that things worked out
the way they did.

I miss the days when you
could make everything okay.

Sorry, got to go.

A client meeting.

All right.
Calm down, bud.

Let's get this over with.

Ta-da!

Hi, Mr. Dan

- Ooh.
- Come on in.

Mr. Dan?

Please, call me Daddy.

I was going to bring
you flowers....

...but then I remembered
you was a whore....

...and I don't have to,
so I didn't.

But I did bring you these.....

Last year I had to tell
my friends that I quit yoga....

and canceled our gym membership
because of a back problem.

Everyone was nice,
played dumb, but people talk.

Now I have to figure out
how to explain to our friends

....why we're getting divorced.

I told you from the start,
I have these urges.

Urges.

Urges that you were
in control of.

Okay. Under control doesn't
mean fucking men in public,

bringing boys on vacation to our
condo, and God knows what else.

Jess, it was just the two times.

I talked to my mother as soon
as it happened the first time.

I told her that Alex
and I were out.....

....that we were moving in with her

But she wouldn't let me

She said if I loved you
that I was responsible....

.....for helping you through this.

And that if I loved you enough....

....I could save you
from the disease, she called it....

.....the temptation,
that way of life.

And that eventually you would
become the husband and father

....that we all thought
was inside of you.

But...

I couldn't love you enough.

When can I see Alex again?

I need time.

I do hope that you find whatever
it is that makes you happy, Ken.

- Stop, stop !!
- Yeah, yeah !!

Shit, Tom !!

Come on, kid.
Sing along with Danny !

Come on.

Don't be such a sourpuss.

- Hi. I'm Ken.
- Hold on.

(HARDER)
We need to go.

Now !

All right, little boy,
round two, ding-ding !

I hope you saved some for me,
you selfish little kitty.

Meow.
Whoo. That'll last.

So, you don't sing.

You barely fuck, and you're
a messy, messy bottom.

What's your problem, kid?

Bet you expected me to tip
you with an attitude like that?

I'm just kidding.

I'll tip you.

You did manage to
keep those ears on....

and that ass of yours
is on point.

Back the fuck off, dude.

Back the fuck off ?

Back the fuck off, dude ?

Is that how you treat
a client, Bloody Mary?

I think somebody needs
to teach you a little lesson.

Shit !

Little shit.

Don't you...!!

Now who's on top again?

Fuck you, you fucking freak !

A fucking whore
thinks I'm a freak ?

You think you can treat me
like worthless garbage ?

That's not how the world works.

It's going to make you a bitch....

You're a helpless,
insignificant little cunt...

....who's not going to
make it anywhere.

What the fuck is this?

A gun ?

Ooh, what you plan
on doing with that, Mary?

You going to rob me ?

I suppose
you would have done that....

....before I fucked your brains out.

I know what you want to do.

You planning on killing me?

Is that what you
planned on doing, cunt ?

Fucking piece of shit !

Fucking little cunt !

Hey, no, no, no, man.
Hey, you can't park here !

I can't give out a room key
if you're not staying in the room, sorry

Hey ! Can you get him a key?

Yes, of course. I didn't know you guys...
Sorry about that.

Yeah, no, no, we're together.
I'll explain it later on.

Shit !

Fucking...

Get off him!

Who's the goddamn freak now ?

Who's the fucking freak now ?

I see you brought a friend.

You fucking pathetic little
piece of fucking shit,

....piece of fucking shit.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

Go wash your hands now.

J-Jack.

I'm at the Sky Hotel.

Room 1101.

Yeah, I just killed someone.

I shot him in the head.

Yeah, yeah,
he's definitely dead.

It was self-defense, I think.

I'm hurt, and my... my
boyfriend's nose is busted, too.

Listen, you don't need to keep
us on the phone any longer.

Everybody's okay.
The gun's under the bed.

We'll be here when
they arrive, all right ?

Thank you.

Please make sure
Tom is going to be okay.

No

Promise me !

I-I promise.

I will.

No. No!

Come on, we got to
get you cleaned up.

Jack.

Please, Jack.

Hello. It's Thomas.

You can leave a message,
but you probably figured out

that I have already
screened your call by now.

Beep.

Colonel Mustard, hey !

It's almost 6:00 a.m., so
I guess you're probably asleep.

But they finally said
I can make a phone call...

.....and I figured
it was worth a shot.

Supposedly the dead dude
had a pretty long rap sheet.

Okay. I shit you not,
the officer who booked me....

....actually called him
Date-Rape Dan.

One of the guards
gave me a D.L. fist bump....

.....when he brought me the phone.

I'm kind of feeling like a superhero...

....and I'm tempted to see
if I can get the cops....

.....to start calling me
Captain Jackoff.

Okay, okay.
I'm sorry. I know.

I'm in police custody....

....and nothing about this
is funny, right ?

Okay, okay, all bullshit aside,
I owe you my life again.

You're the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me....

....and if I actually
get out of here....

....I promise to do it
right this time.

Everything you said.

Therapy, AA, you know,
whatever you want.

I'll work 100 hours a week
at a goddamn coffee shop....

.....if I have to, just so I can
sleep with you every night

.....and be with you, only you,
in every possible way.

You need to know how
fascinatingly beautiful....

....and brave and strong you are.

You and I, we're different.

Yeah, we're freaks....

....but that just means there's
nobody else out there.....

....as good for us as each other.

I'll see you soon, Tomcat.

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There is more.......

LGBT youth are 8 times more likely
to be homeless

Those same kids are twice as likely
to be sexually abused.....

....to develop severe drug addiction
or commit suicide

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