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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,401 I am a registered Republican. 2 00:00:03,929 --> 00:00:07,048 I'm gonna get a great job, and I will pay you back every penny. 3 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:10,059 - Now that's a power suit. - I haven't gotten the job yet. 4 00:00:10,084 --> 00:00:12,613 I really don't want anybody to know about Jacob 5 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:13,938 or that I was in the hospital. 6 00:00:13,963 --> 00:00:16,090 You do need someone to talk to. 7 00:00:16,115 --> 00:00:17,181 I have you. 8 00:00:17,206 --> 00:00:18,472 DAVIA: You remember my mother? 9 00:00:18,497 --> 00:00:20,550 Will you stay and have one last drink with me? 10 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:22,255 - Sure. Why not? - Morning. 11 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:24,039 CALLIE: Wake up. 12 00:00:24,947 --> 00:00:26,322 Up. 13 00:00:26,347 --> 00:00:29,190 ANGELA: But what about this photo of you and Mariana? 14 00:00:29,215 --> 00:00:30,832 Can I have everyone's attention? 15 00:00:30,857 --> 00:00:34,077 I am not seeing Evan. I'm seeing Raj. 16 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,935 I'm so excited for this cruise, Patty. 17 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:40,723 Me, too, Debbie. 18 00:00:40,748 --> 00:00:43,816 I can't wait for the all-you-can-eat buffets. 19 00:00:43,841 --> 00:00:45,968 Right? Here, Patty. 20 00:00:45,993 --> 00:00:47,804 Let me help you unpack your bags. 21 00:00:47,829 --> 00:00:51,314 (CHUCKLES) 22 00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:53,681 (GASPS) Is this a new outfit? 23 00:00:53,706 --> 00:00:56,981 Yes. For dinner at the captain's table. 24 00:00:57,006 --> 00:00:59,836 - ALICE: Fancy. - Well, should you be shopping 25 00:00:59,861 --> 00:01:01,249 when money is tight? 26 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:03,029 Yes, and... 27 00:01:04,058 --> 00:01:06,599 Yes, and I got it on sale. 28 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:12,168 - Oh. On sale? For $1,595. - _ 29 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:19,745 Well, Debbie, 30 00:01:20,135 --> 00:01:23,671 I bought it when I thought I was gonna get a new job. 31 00:01:23,696 --> 00:01:26,406 Yes, and maybe if you studied a little harder 32 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:28,425 and spent a little less time on the roof, 33 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:31,510 you would have passed the bar... tending exam, 34 00:01:31,535 --> 00:01:35,093 and I wouldn't be here paying for our vacation. 35 00:01:35,634 --> 00:01:38,670 Yes, and it's great that you don't resent it at all. 36 00:01:38,695 --> 00:01:40,757 You don't have to pay me back. We're family. 37 00:01:40,782 --> 00:01:42,965 Since, you know, we're family. 38 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:47,034 Well, it's the least I could do after you up and quit your job. 39 00:01:47,369 --> 00:01:50,869 Speaking of jobs, have you had any more sex dreams about your boss? 40 00:01:51,465 --> 00:01:52,465 (LAUGHING) 41 00:01:55,711 --> 00:01:57,211 ♪ Good Trouble 2x06 ♪ Twenty-Fine 42 00:01:57,236 --> 00:02:00,755 ♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 43 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:03,780 ♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 44 00:02:04,278 --> 00:02:08,371 ♪ And then we'll find our peace of mind ♪ 45 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:11,441 ♪ You and me, bel ami ♪ 46 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:14,667 ♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 47 00:02:14,692 --> 00:02:17,192 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 48 00:02:17,217 --> 00:02:18,241 MALIKA: Dear friend, 49 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,284 you are invited to a low-key 50 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:25,853 party at The Coterie to celebrate my 25th year of life 51 00:02:25,878 --> 00:02:27,879 on this planet. 52 00:02:27,904 --> 00:02:30,155 We've all been so busy with our lives, 53 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:32,506 - following our own story lines. - _ 54 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:34,887 ♪♪ 55 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:37,754 We haven't had our usual family dinners or salons. 56 00:02:39,476 --> 00:02:42,344 So as your present to me, 57 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:45,945 I'd love you to share your talents with all of us. 58 00:02:47,464 --> 00:02:50,558 Please turn this card over and take this... 59 00:02:51,124 --> 00:02:55,419 inspiration to prepare some sort of creative expression. 60 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:59,357 - ♪ We're just human after all ♪ - _ 61 00:03:02,126 --> 00:03:05,644 - ♪ Yeah, you can ignite it now ♪ - _ 62 00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:07,244 ♪ Awaken love ♪ 63 00:03:07,269 --> 00:03:10,269 - ♪ All you have to do is fall ♪ - _ 64 00:03:10,294 --> 00:03:12,144 Sister Act? 65 00:03:13,801 --> 00:03:15,541 We could dress up as nuns and sing. 66 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:19,393 MALIKA: The idea is to express yourself, 67 00:03:19,418 --> 00:03:22,444 because that is what sets us free. 68 00:03:23,081 --> 00:03:26,525 Ugh. I thought my birthday parties were obnoxious. 69 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:27,550 So you admit that? 70 00:03:29,272 --> 00:03:31,617 "Breathe"? What is that supposed to mean? 71 00:03:31,642 --> 00:03:33,191 I don't know. Maybe chill? 72 00:03:33,556 --> 00:03:35,090 I'm chill. 73 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:37,353 Well, apparently, I'm not surprising. 74 00:03:37,378 --> 00:03:40,112 You know, I once bought oat milk on a whim. 75 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,574 Remember that? You know, I don't even know how milk comes from an oak, 76 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,778 but I thought, eh, maybe I'll surprise everyone! 77 00:03:44,803 --> 00:03:46,669 No offense, but you couldn't even surprise your parents 78 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,592 - when you came out. - Fair. 79 00:03:48,617 --> 00:03:51,869 Oh, Mariana, what's the most surprising thing you've ever done? 80 00:03:52,053 --> 00:03:54,929 Um, I guess my threesome. 81 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:58,110 Okay, swinger. Maybe I'll ask someone normal. 82 00:04:00,663 --> 00:04:03,372 Oh, I've done a lot of surprising things. 83 00:04:03,397 --> 00:04:07,207 Seriously? 'Cause you seem pretty consistent. 84 00:04:07,742 --> 00:04:09,357 Oh, you don't know the old Callie. 85 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,143 - She once got in a car with a pimp. - Mariana! 86 00:04:13,115 --> 00:04:14,315 Who are you people? 87 00:04:14,695 --> 00:04:17,372 - DAVIA: So what's your card say? - Sister Act. 88 00:04:17,397 --> 00:04:19,557 Hmm. I can see that. I mean, 89 00:04:19,582 --> 00:04:21,618 you two have been sort of out of sync, lately. 90 00:04:21,643 --> 00:04:23,094 BOTH: No, we haven't. 91 00:04:23,119 --> 00:04:25,939 See? Perfectly in sync. (GASPS) 92 00:04:26,148 --> 00:04:28,787 'N Sync! We could sing "Bye Bye Bye". 93 00:04:28,812 --> 00:04:32,194 You know, it is kind of a lot of pressure to put on us 94 00:04:32,219 --> 00:04:34,736 to prepare some sort of performance. 95 00:04:34,761 --> 00:04:37,541 - Even if it is your birthday. - Hey! 96 00:04:39,277 --> 00:04:40,552 Hey. What's going on? 97 00:04:40,577 --> 00:04:42,294 Just talking about how excited we are 98 00:04:42,319 --> 00:04:43,869 for your birthday party! 99 00:04:43,894 --> 00:04:45,312 Yes. Can't wait. 100 00:04:45,337 --> 00:04:47,837 Yeah, I think it's gonna be really fun. 101 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:50,022 Which is what we were all saying. 102 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,728 - Wow. Look at the time. - Yeah, I have laundry. 103 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:56,713 - MARIANA: I gotta get to work. Love you. - (ALL CHATTERING) 104 00:04:57,504 --> 00:04:59,588 Hey, thanks for not inviting me to your birthday. 105 00:04:59,613 --> 00:05:01,415 Sorry. Just trying to keep it small. 106 00:05:01,438 --> 00:05:03,096 Oh, I'm not being sarcastic. 107 00:05:03,098 --> 00:05:06,241 I'm seriously glad that you didn't invite me. Thank you. 108 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:08,226 Actually, we need someone to run lights and music. 109 00:05:09,788 --> 00:05:11,028 What's in it for me? 110 00:05:11,948 --> 00:05:14,149 But it's your 25! 111 00:05:14,174 --> 00:05:15,968 You know, so we gots to celebrate. 112 00:05:15,993 --> 00:05:18,261 Yeah, I'm just not feeling everybody getting turnt. 113 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:20,726 I just want to kick back where we can reconnect. 114 00:05:21,101 --> 00:05:23,267 Malika, is that your brother? 115 00:05:25,302 --> 00:05:26,734 Yeah. I got him a job here. 116 00:05:27,084 --> 00:05:28,951 Girl, what the hell? He tryin' to be Sisqo? 117 00:05:28,976 --> 00:05:30,970 - What's going on with... - He is finding himself. 118 00:05:30,995 --> 00:05:33,054 - Okay. - How is it with you two? 119 00:05:33,079 --> 00:05:36,230 - You know. Ebbs and flows. - Is he coming to your party? 120 00:05:36,255 --> 00:05:38,313 I don't know. 121 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,100 Hey, Dom. You coming to my birthday? 122 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,909 Depends. Any surprise guests I need to worry about? 123 00:05:42,934 --> 00:05:45,179 Oh, just you. If you show. 124 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:48,233 - All right. I guess I'll be there. - All right. 125 00:05:48,258 --> 00:05:49,583 Hey, ladies. 126 00:05:49,608 --> 00:05:50,749 - How you doing? - How are you? 127 00:05:50,773 --> 00:05:52,013 I'm all right. 128 00:05:53,384 --> 00:05:56,424 I better get back to it before this one starts clapping orders at me. 129 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,500 And we're flowing. 130 00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:02,756 (STRUMMING SOFTLY) 131 00:06:03,418 --> 00:06:05,893 Did you tell Malika about Jacob? 132 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:07,371 Or that I was in the hospital? 133 00:06:08,255 --> 00:06:09,821 No. I would never tell anyone. Why? 134 00:06:19,048 --> 00:06:23,125 Well, maybe it's because you've been hiding in your loft for weeks, 135 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,070 and people want to know what's going on with you. 136 00:06:26,892 --> 00:06:28,772 - So are you coming? - No. 137 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:33,140 You should. You know, people miss you. 138 00:06:33,165 --> 00:06:35,005 You've gotta get back into the world, you know. 139 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:36,887 You're not going to your group therapy 140 00:06:36,912 --> 00:06:39,038 and you're not working on your music. 141 00:06:39,063 --> 00:06:41,143 All you're doing is whatever that is. 142 00:06:42,287 --> 00:06:44,027 All right. Next verse. 143 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:49,420 Okay. "Hey, Malika, don't you seethe, 144 00:06:49,445 --> 00:06:52,705 when someone swipes your cold brew, you just gotta breathe." 145 00:06:54,786 --> 00:06:56,285 Come on. I need a catchy hook. 146 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:58,454 How about this? 147 00:06:58,479 --> 00:07:00,279 (STRUMMING SOFTLY) 148 00:07:03,664 --> 00:07:06,715 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 149 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:10,042 ♪ But I want you ♪ 150 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:13,617 - ♪ All... ♪ - ♪ All the more for that ♪ 151 00:07:16,509 --> 00:07:19,268 ♪ Words fall through me ♪ 152 00:07:19,293 --> 00:07:21,851 Okay, we're not singing that, dude. (CHUCKLES) 153 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:22,996 "Dude"? 154 00:07:24,046 --> 00:07:27,096 Okay, Dennis. Next verse. Um... 155 00:07:27,404 --> 00:07:29,249 "Hey, Alice, you've gotta just breathe. 156 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:32,033 When we run out of paper, we can wipe with leaves." 157 00:07:32,239 --> 00:07:33,239 Ah? 158 00:07:37,038 --> 00:07:38,958 Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 159 00:07:42,608 --> 00:07:44,335 I need... I need to tell you something. 160 00:07:44,359 --> 00:07:48,429 Yeah, my song sucks. I know. It's kind of the point. 161 00:07:48,454 --> 00:07:50,094 I had sex with your mom. 162 00:07:58,524 --> 00:08:00,624 - (CHUCKLES) - What? 163 00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:03,269 Um... 164 00:08:03,294 --> 00:08:05,774 Why do you hide behind this mop? 165 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,493 (CHUCKLES) 166 00:08:10,518 --> 00:08:14,261 - That's better. - You just want to be on top. 167 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:17,646 I just want to see you. Maybe it's time for a new look. 168 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,245 (TUSSLING, CHUCKLING) 169 00:08:24,574 --> 00:08:26,733 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 170 00:08:28,312 --> 00:08:31,697 Um, hey. So, uh... 171 00:08:31,722 --> 00:08:34,448 I'm... wearing a binder. 172 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:37,210 You are? 173 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,439 - Can I see it? - Yeah. 174 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:46,542 Does it hurt? 175 00:08:47,089 --> 00:08:48,714 Only if I wear it too long. 176 00:08:48,739 --> 00:08:50,480 So what does this mean? 177 00:08:50,968 --> 00:08:53,077 It means I'm not comfortable with my chest, 178 00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:55,322 and this helps me feel more confident. 179 00:08:57,213 --> 00:09:00,231 Oh. Did it make you feel uncomfortable 180 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:03,136 - when I touched them before? - No, it's okay. You didn't know. 181 00:09:05,163 --> 00:09:07,643 - So, do you want to keep it on? - Yeah. 182 00:09:08,503 --> 00:09:09,903 If that's okay? 183 00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:12,244 Sure. 184 00:09:13,031 --> 00:09:14,991 It actually makes me feel really sexy. 185 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,044 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 186 00:09:25,494 --> 00:09:29,054 - What makes you feel sexy? - (CHUCKLES) 187 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,313 Probably not saying the word "sexy" so much. 188 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,338 Seriously. 189 00:09:34,036 --> 00:09:36,928 - I've never really felt sexy. - I think you are. 190 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,680 I think you're hot. 191 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:43,254 Oh, yeah? How hot is this? Huh? 192 00:09:43,768 --> 00:09:45,927 Do you like that? Do you like that? 193 00:09:46,408 --> 00:09:48,968 Hmm? Huh? Oh! 194 00:09:49,678 --> 00:09:51,856 (SCOFFS) My neck. (CHUCKLES) 195 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:54,195 - Sexy hurts. - (CLEARS THROAT) 196 00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:57,714 - What? What's wrong? - I feel like you're making fun of me. 197 00:09:59,114 --> 00:10:00,997 I'm making fun of myself. 198 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:04,892 Look, I'm sorry that I'm not comfortable being sexy, 199 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:07,468 and that I'm so unsurprising. 200 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,924 - Where are you going? - To get some water. 201 00:10:15,026 --> 00:10:18,186 So, this is the first piece of a series I'm gonna do 202 00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:20,920 based on the piece that I sold in the group show. 203 00:10:21,274 --> 00:10:23,616 Looks like that review got you inspired again. 204 00:10:23,641 --> 00:10:24,907 (CHUCKLES) 205 00:10:24,932 --> 00:10:27,984 - Did you post it to Instagram? - No, I don't like bragging. 206 00:10:28,009 --> 00:10:30,426 Hey, bragging's how you build you brand. 207 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,544 Get people to follow you. 208 00:10:32,569 --> 00:10:34,867 Besides, if you don't want to be at the mercy of critics 209 00:10:34,892 --> 00:10:35,893 to make or break you... 210 00:10:35,918 --> 00:10:38,838 I'm not gonna post naked pictures of myself just to get attention. 211 00:10:38,863 --> 00:10:41,139 (CHUCKLES) That's not what I'm saying. 212 00:10:41,164 --> 00:10:43,331 You just need to let people know who you are. 213 00:10:43,356 --> 00:10:44,413 Show 'em your personality. 214 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:46,530 And none of this brooding artist shit. 215 00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:49,405 You need to create moments, and stories. 216 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:51,067 Oh, now I gotta be entertaining. 217 00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:53,067 Yeah. You gotta get people interested in you, 218 00:10:53,092 --> 00:10:54,812 so that they can get interested in your art. 219 00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:57,138 You need to... 220 00:10:59,094 --> 00:11:01,744 - Lighten up? - Doesn't hurt. 221 00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:04,651 (SIGHS) Well, it's not me. 222 00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:09,675 Sorry I'm a brooding artist, but I can't be someone I'm not. 223 00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:16,572 So you were just helping Evan with his dating profile. 224 00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:19,639 Yes. That's why he asked me to have drinks with him. 225 00:11:19,883 --> 00:11:22,943 He said that I'm socially well-adjusted for an engineer. 226 00:11:22,968 --> 00:11:24,509 He's got a point. 227 00:11:25,848 --> 00:11:29,533 He asked me not to tell anyone, but I should have told you. 228 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,299 Well, I understand why you didn't. 229 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:34,725 Everybody's suspicious of his interest in you. 230 00:11:35,774 --> 00:11:37,006 I'm really sorry. 231 00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:38,122 Me, too. 232 00:11:39,136 --> 00:11:40,143 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 233 00:11:42,273 --> 00:11:44,681 - (DOOR OPENS) - Oop. Sorry. 234 00:11:45,526 --> 00:11:48,263 Hey. Thought you... you were over at Jamie's tonight. 235 00:11:48,288 --> 00:11:51,175 - No. I have to study for the bar. - Um, it's okay. 236 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,911 My roommates are having poker night, 237 00:11:52,936 --> 00:11:55,716 and I should probably be there to make sure no one pees in the plants. 238 00:11:55,741 --> 00:11:58,601 - That's a thing? - Unfortunately. 239 00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:01,095 - Maybe tomorrow? - Okay. 240 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:08,790 All forgiven? 241 00:12:09,593 --> 00:12:11,113 - Yeah. - Good. 242 00:12:13,236 --> 00:12:17,815 So, you haven't spent any nights at Jamie's this week. 243 00:12:18,184 --> 00:12:19,184 Everything okay? 244 00:12:24,431 --> 00:12:27,523 Not here to distract you. Just brought you some dinner. 245 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,080 That's sweet. 246 00:12:30,113 --> 00:12:32,680 So, what are you doing down here? 247 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,896 Um, it's the only semi-quiet place to study. 248 00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:40,612 You know where it's really quiet? 249 00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:42,892 My place. 250 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,619 Oh, yeah. Well, it might be quiet, 251 00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,570 but you are a major distraction. 252 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,441 Seems like you've 253 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,346 pulled away since I told you I'm a Republican. 254 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,101 Are we okay? 255 00:12:57,606 --> 00:13:00,773 Yeah. I just... like being in my own space. 256 00:13:01,668 --> 00:13:03,760 Well, me, too, but... 257 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,650 you know, if Raj lived alone in a penthouse apartment, 258 00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:09,188 I'd be happy to go to his place 259 00:13:09,213 --> 00:13:11,041 so you could spend time with your boyfriend. 260 00:13:11,231 --> 00:13:12,625 Well, I'm happy to step out. 261 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,892 Let you guys have some time alone. 262 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,367 Like you did just now. 263 00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:18,152 Like I've done many times before. 264 00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:21,438 Okay, well, I feel bad kicking you out of our loft 265 00:13:21,463 --> 00:13:23,755 so I can have sex with my boyfriend, so... 266 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,364 I think maybe we could make a deal that, 267 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,806 I don't know, you stay at Jamie's, like, three nights a week. 268 00:13:29,587 --> 00:13:31,971 You know, especially 'cause I am paying most of the rent. 269 00:13:31,996 --> 00:13:35,640 - I told you I'd pay you back. - I know. It's fine. It's fine. 270 00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:38,441 We're family. I don't mind. 271 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:40,848 So, can you spend tomorrow night with Jamie? 272 00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:42,608 Sure. 273 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:45,636 Would you mind not leaving your shoes in the middle of the floor? 274 00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:46,678 Sure. 275 00:13:47,656 --> 00:13:49,659 May be you could fold and put away your laundry 276 00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:51,760 instead of dumping it on the couch? 277 00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:53,310 I think I can do that. 278 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,237 Do you think maybe you can come up with something 279 00:13:56,239 --> 00:13:57,633 for us to do for Malika's party 280 00:13:57,657 --> 00:13:59,938 since you keep shooting down all of my suggestions? 281 00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:03,140 Maybe we could do a scene from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" 282 00:14:03,165 --> 00:14:05,365 - What's that? - It's an old movie. 283 00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:09,289 _ 284 00:14:11,147 --> 00:14:13,905 A former child star torments her paraplegic sister 285 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,882 in their decaying Hollywood mansion. 286 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,250 You can play Jane. 287 00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,182 _ 288 00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:21,856 Very funny. 289 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:30,104 Okay, well, I'm just waiting for Stacey Abrams to get in the race. 290 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,486 (CLEARS THROAT) What about our girl Kamala? 291 00:14:32,854 --> 00:14:34,164 So, have you lived here a while? 292 00:14:34,189 --> 00:14:36,899 Yeah, um, I work in the theater downstairs. 293 00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:39,219 You like this whole communal living? 294 00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:41,765 Not really, but I'm not really into that Jonestown shit, you know? 295 00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:42,789 What does that mean? 296 00:14:44,045 --> 00:14:45,345 You know. Jim Jones? 297 00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:49,271 Killed all of his cult members when they drank the poisonous punch? 298 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,675 - Do you want more wine? - Nah. I'm good. 299 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,970 CALLIE: Well, Elizabeth Warren's 300 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,414 got the most progressive platform. 301 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:57,930 Um, Bernie. 302 00:14:57,955 --> 00:15:00,643 But, do you think the country's ready for socialism? 303 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,384 What I don't understand is... 304 00:15:02,628 --> 00:15:04,202 how you could have so many... 305 00:15:04,227 --> 00:15:07,753 progressive points of view but still call yourself Republican. 306 00:15:07,778 --> 00:15:09,810 Don't say you're a fiscal conservative, 307 00:15:09,835 --> 00:15:12,853 because deficits have grown the most under Republican presidents. 308 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,718 Let's remember, the Republican party 309 00:15:14,743 --> 00:15:16,009 was formed to abolish slavery. 310 00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:19,032 Okay, look, there's no question under this President, 311 00:15:19,057 --> 00:15:20,510 the Party is not what it was meant to be. 312 00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:23,194 - Which is? - About individual freedom and accountability, 313 00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:25,920 to protect local power, not a big centralized government 314 00:15:25,945 --> 00:15:27,214 telling people how to live. 315 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,974 The reliance on private spending, 316 00:15:28,998 --> 00:15:31,040 which is more efficient than public spending. 317 00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:33,748 And to extend democracy, at home and abroad. 318 00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:35,018 Sounds like you had that rehearsed. 319 00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:37,242 Well, I thought the subject might come up. 320 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:39,511 Do you think the Party's only changed 321 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,520 under the current President? 322 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,244 Even it is has, it is ethical to stay in a Party 323 00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:46,761 for what it was meant to be, 324 00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:49,526 rather than the hateful party it's become? 325 00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,749 So guilty by association. 326 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,632 You think I'm unethical. 327 00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,867 Well, none of the Democratic candidates are proposing 328 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:01,461 that the government take control of industry and capital. 329 00:16:01,486 --> 00:16:03,686 Which is the definition of socialism. 330 00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:07,035 It's just... Republican party propaganda. 331 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,863 I mean, what they want is to reduce economic inequality. 332 00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:12,748 I think that the country is ready for living wage, 333 00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:14,798 free college, and healthcare for all. 334 00:16:14,823 --> 00:16:16,476 - TOLU: I feel that. - (ALL CHATTERING) 335 00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:20,077 I'm... I'm sorry. Is this a political debate or a birthday party? 336 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,938 - TOLU: Hear, hear. - Welcome to The Coterie. 337 00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,521 (ALL CHATTERING, LAUGHING) 338 00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:24,957 TOLU: See, it's your first time. 339 00:16:24,982 --> 00:16:26,915 Where's Dennis? 340 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,008 I'm sure Dennis wanted to be here. 341 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:31,552 He's just been really busy, you know, with his music. 342 00:16:31,577 --> 00:16:32,617 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 343 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:42,921 - (GLASS CLINKING) - Okay, so before we all get too lit... 344 00:16:42,946 --> 00:16:44,048 - Hey! - (LAUGHTER) 345 00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:45,833 I wanted to say a few words. 346 00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:50,545 (SIGHS) I wanted to use my birthday to thank you all. 347 00:16:52,198 --> 00:16:55,950 When Alice brought me into The Coterie, she literally 348 00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:59,436 carved out a piece of her loft to give me a roof over my head. 349 00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:00,672 (EXHALES) 350 00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:03,907 But she and all of you 351 00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:05,765 gave me so much more than that. 352 00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,742 You gave me my first real home. 353 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:11,156 My chosen family. 354 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:14,956 (EXHALES) 355 00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:18,001 Without you all, I wouldn't be graduating from college soon. 356 00:17:18,026 --> 00:17:21,803 - Go, sis! - All right, all right. Malika's smart. 357 00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:24,454 - She's smart. - (CLAPPING, CHEERING) 358 00:17:24,479 --> 00:17:27,238 And I never would have met this... 359 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,205 wonderful... 360 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,856 beautiful man. 361 00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:32,384 Hey, now! Hey, now! 362 00:17:32,409 --> 00:17:36,653 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Or have been able to share my handsome, 363 00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:38,988 sweet, dope-ass brother Dom 364 00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:40,966 - with all of you. - (GUESTS EXCLAIM) 365 00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:43,315 I'm blessed, and I'm so grateful. 366 00:17:43,716 --> 00:17:44,968 Thank you all for being here. 367 00:17:44,992 --> 00:17:48,486 And, I can't wait to see what y'all cooked up for us. 368 00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:52,413 - Well, as long as expectations are low. - Really low. 369 00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:59,363 - Whoa. What are you doing now, baby? - YARI: Woo! She ready! 370 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:00,721 Work it! 371 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,090 Okay, so just so no one has to feel the pressure of going first, 372 00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:06,497 - me and my girls got you. - ISAAC: Oh, yeah! 373 00:18:06,522 --> 00:18:08,898 (APPLAUSE) 374 00:18:15,423 --> 00:18:17,507 Growing up as a kid, 375 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:19,824 I hated my dark skin. 376 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:22,732 And if I could be transparent, 377 00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:25,584 even now as a grown woman, 378 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:29,307 I have to constantly reprogram my thinking. 379 00:18:29,332 --> 00:18:32,701 Years of being told I was not the standard for beauty, 380 00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:35,060 but, see, that was a lie. 381 00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:40,193 Which is why I chose to rewrite my own narrative. 382 00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:42,217 - "Dear Black Girl, - (STOMPING) 383 00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:44,793 we are warriors 384 00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:47,094 whose spirits can't be crushed. 385 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,052 We speak up when told we're too much. 386 00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:52,151 We forgive when our black men dismiss 387 00:18:52,176 --> 00:18:54,552 degrade and can't see that we are not 388 00:18:54,577 --> 00:18:57,453 the ugly ducklings, but 389 00:18:57,478 --> 00:19:00,137 the swan princess the Nubian goddess, 390 00:19:00,162 --> 00:19:01,597 the reflection of our ancestors 391 00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:03,133 the made in His image. 392 00:19:03,158 --> 00:19:07,322 When society tries to pin light versus dark skin 393 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,034 we remind them that every shade of chocolate 394 00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:12,559 is divinely crafted." 395 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,343 - Black Girl Magic is more than a hashtag. - (ALL SNAPPING) 396 00:19:15,368 --> 00:19:18,236 - DAVIA: Yes! - (ALL CLAPPING) 397 00:19:18,512 --> 00:19:20,120 "It is a movement. 398 00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,879 A statement like Maxine Waters 399 00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:24,329 claiming our power. Moving... 400 00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:27,514 through this world unapologetically. 401 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,916 Degree holding with our heads held high. 402 00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,635 Melanin moisturize, big hips, thick thighs, 403 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,568 hair free and natural or wrapped 404 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:36,724 in a protective style. 405 00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:39,475 Dear Black Girl, you better recognize 406 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,396 We are the trailblazers. 407 00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:42,978 Everybody..." 408 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,540 - ELIJAH: Yes! - "... wants to be us." 409 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,543 - (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) - ISAAC: Come on, preach! Come on! 410 00:19:49,662 --> 00:19:51,854 (CLAPPING CONTINUES) 411 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:54,402 Whoo! 412 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,219 "So to all my sistas 413 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:58,695 as we continue this process 414 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,032 of loving our skin 415 00:20:01,057 --> 00:20:04,283 start with this. Look at yourself in the mirror. 416 00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:09,297 This is me. 417 00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:12,399 The chocolate beauty deserving and saying, 418 00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:16,526 I am Queen. Dear Black Girl know... 419 00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:21,825 that you... 420 00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,999 - You are everything." - (ALL SNAPPING) 421 00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:28,099 (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) 422 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,571 - I'm sorry I'm late. - You're here. That's what matters. 423 00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:44,182 What's this? 424 00:20:45,255 --> 00:20:47,175 Just sick of looking at the drywall. 425 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720 I miss you. 426 00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:56,471 I don't want to pry into whatever's going on, but... 427 00:20:57,105 --> 00:21:00,198 it would mean a lot if you came to my party tonight. 428 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,212 We saved you a seat. Right there. (CHUCKLES) 429 00:21:16,522 --> 00:21:19,082 Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say, Dennis, 430 00:21:19,827 --> 00:21:21,589 - it's damned good to see you, man. - Woo! 431 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,162 ALL: Yes! 432 00:21:23,187 --> 00:21:24,663 - Cheers. - Cheers. 433 00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:26,408 Hey, I'm gonna go get a sweater. I'm cold. 434 00:21:46,164 --> 00:21:49,331 - Is that new? - Yeah. I went shopping. 435 00:21:49,356 --> 00:21:50,690 You can afford to buy clothes when you're 436 00:21:50,714 --> 00:21:52,116 having to pay more of the rent? 437 00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,585 Yes, Callie. 438 00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:56,920 We all know how responsible you are with your money, but.. 439 00:21:56,945 --> 00:21:58,916 I've been working hard, and this is how I treat myself. 440 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,980 Yeah, it's also how you got yourself into debt. 441 00:22:04,743 --> 00:22:07,811 - That's not true. That is not true. - It does. Well... 442 00:22:07,836 --> 00:22:09,676 - Especially in the country. - Wow. 443 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,521 JAMIE: Yes. 444 00:22:14,131 --> 00:22:16,085 So why'd you all choose communal living? 445 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:18,990 - Oh, I... - Well, Mariana chose for us. 446 00:22:19,811 --> 00:22:22,371 Because Callie left it all up to me and she couldn't afford much. 447 00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:25,260 And 'cause she had a massive crush on Gael 448 00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:27,525 and was planning on making him her new boyfriend. 449 00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:29,905 Until you beat me to it. 450 00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:36,962 Well, uh, somebody's gotta go second, right? 451 00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:38,330 - Oh, yes. - (CLAPPING) 452 00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:41,355 Not an easy act to follow, but I will do my best. 453 00:22:41,841 --> 00:22:44,383 - MAN: Very true. - WOMAN: Yes! 454 00:22:44,408 --> 00:22:46,803 - It's a very tough act to follow. - Um... 455 00:22:46,828 --> 00:22:50,538 So, my inspiration was "Lighten Up". 456 00:22:50,563 --> 00:22:52,546 - Huh. - Uh, so I wrote a little something 457 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,871 about the important role that light plays in art. 458 00:22:55,823 --> 00:22:57,123 Oh, no, 459 00:22:59,192 --> 00:23:00,883 Well, first... 460 00:23:00,908 --> 00:23:03,467 - Ooh, yeah! - Yes! 461 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,774 Now it's a party! 462 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,467 ♪ Okay, we wrote this for a purpose ♪ 463 00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:13,394 ♪ To motivate you at this time ♪ 464 00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:15,394 ♪ With this hypnotizing bass line ♪ 465 00:23:15,429 --> 00:23:17,314 ♪ Please feel free to lose your mind ♪ 466 00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:20,347 ♪ And get high, get money, get sex, get real ♪ 467 00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:21,446 ♪ All intertwined ♪ 468 00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:23,440 ♪ Oh, yeah, this is stadium music ♪ 469 00:23:23,465 --> 00:23:25,748 ♪ Fifty-thousand at a time ♪ 470 00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:27,584 ♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪ 471 00:23:27,609 --> 00:23:29,693 ♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪ 472 00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:31,398 ♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪ 473 00:23:31,423 --> 00:23:33,673 ♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪ 474 00:23:33,698 --> 00:23:35,492 ♪ All the girls want, Hot-n-fun ♪ 475 00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:37,768 ♪ All they looking for is, hot-n-fun ♪ 476 00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:39,820 ♪ All they ask for is, hot-n-fun ♪ 477 00:23:39,845 --> 00:23:41,812 ♪ They keep wanting that, hot-n-fun ♪ 478 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,087 ♪ Look at you, look at me ♪ 479 00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,032 ♪ Look at you, look at me ♪ 480 00:23:46,572 --> 00:23:49,457 ♪ Hot-n-fun, hot-n-fun ♪ 481 00:23:50,127 --> 00:23:53,763 (CHATTERING, LIGHT CLAPPING) 482 00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:58,396 So, our inspiration was "Sister Act", 483 00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:00,558 and we are going to be doing improv, 484 00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:03,583 which was Callie's idea, because she shot down all of mine. 485 00:24:06,886 --> 00:24:09,180 (SIGHS) Malika's party is tomorrow night, 486 00:24:09,205 --> 00:24:10,574 and we still have nothing prepared, 487 00:24:10,598 --> 00:24:12,688 because you keep shooting down all of my ideas. 488 00:24:12,713 --> 00:24:15,511 That's 'cause your ideas are either silly or too much work. 489 00:24:15,536 --> 00:24:16,727 Silly how? 490 00:24:16,752 --> 00:24:18,352 "Mr. Sister"? 491 00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:20,960 No one wants to see us as drag kings. 492 00:24:20,985 --> 00:24:22,931 Okay, well, you come up with something 493 00:24:22,956 --> 00:24:25,049 that takes absolutely no preparation, then. 494 00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:27,287 How about improv? 495 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:31,450 So, can we get any suggestions from the audience? 496 00:24:31,475 --> 00:24:34,158 Ooh! Sisters on a cruise. Ha! Yeah, that's good. 497 00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:37,307 Okay. 498 00:24:37,923 --> 00:24:41,700 Fine. But remember that in improv, it's "Yes, and..." 499 00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:43,650 which might be hard for the queen of no. 500 00:24:43,675 --> 00:24:45,170 Also, Raj is spending the night tomorrow night, 501 00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:46,594 so you are going to Jamie's. 502 00:24:47,965 --> 00:24:51,107 - Are you listening? - Yes, and goodnight. 503 00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:57,343 Yes, and maybe if you studied a little harder, 504 00:24:57,368 --> 00:24:59,145 and spent a little less time on the roof, 505 00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:02,297 you would have passed the bar... tending exam, 506 00:25:02,322 --> 00:25:05,642 and I wouldn't be here paying for our vacation. 507 00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:09,805 - This is real, right? - Oh, yeah, it definitely is. 508 00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:12,698 CALLIE: You know, we're family. Speaking of jobs, 509 00:25:12,723 --> 00:25:14,643 have you had any more sex dreams about your boss? 510 00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:18,724 And, scene. 511 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:22,652 - (LIGHT APPLAUSE) - (SOFT LAUGHTER) 512 00:25:22,677 --> 00:25:24,477 WOMAN: Got good at the end, there. 513 00:25:27,099 --> 00:25:30,419 So... (CLEARS THROAT) That was, uh, s... That is... 514 00:25:31,136 --> 00:25:32,512 interesting. 515 00:25:33,302 --> 00:25:35,130 Th... That was all made up. 516 00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:37,492 Yeah. Seemed made up. 517 00:25:39,395 --> 00:25:40,955 Should we just get this over with? 518 00:25:42,511 --> 00:25:44,311 You had sex with my mom? 519 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:46,376 All right, I was... wasted. 520 00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:49,523 - When did this happen? - The... The first night that she was here. 521 00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:53,616 I woke up in the morning, and she was in my bed. 522 00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:56,302 - (CHUCKLES) - (GROANS SOFTLY) 523 00:25:57,064 --> 00:26:00,058 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 524 00:26:00,329 --> 00:26:02,321 Oops, I'm sorry. It's not funny. 525 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,871 No, I-I-I'm... I'm sorry. 526 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:08,542 Listen, Dennis. You did not have sex with my mother. 527 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,244 Okay? Malika brought her home, and I spent all night 528 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,789 holding her head over the toilet while she barfed out her Botox. 529 00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:18,799 - Then why was she in my bed? - I know my mother. 530 00:26:18,824 --> 00:26:21,217 She was trying to make you think that you had sex 531 00:26:21,242 --> 00:26:22,650 so that you'd go back for seconds. 532 00:26:22,675 --> 00:26:25,293 God, I had no idea she was that desperate to get laid. 533 00:26:26,714 --> 00:26:28,479 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you okay? 534 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:31,096 No, no, no, no. I'm... I'm not... I'm not okay. 535 00:26:31,121 --> 00:26:33,674 I just hated myself thinking that I had done that to you. 536 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,169 Thinking that I had ruined any chance of... 537 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,240 Any chance of what? 538 00:26:41,598 --> 00:26:42,998 Of you ever trusting me. 539 00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:50,082 Don't worry. I trust you. 540 00:26:52,623 --> 00:26:55,022 You're my best friend. 541 00:27:01,457 --> 00:27:04,841 So, my card said "Breathe", 542 00:27:04,866 --> 00:27:06,924 - and I don't know why. - (LAUGHS) 543 00:27:07,648 --> 00:27:12,159 But I wrote this song, and spoiler alert, it's pretty lame. 544 00:27:15,658 --> 00:27:17,800 (STRUMMING SOFTLY) 545 00:27:31,828 --> 00:27:35,038 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 546 00:27:35,063 --> 00:27:38,598 ♪ But I want you ♪ 547 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:41,856 ♪ All the more for that ♪ 548 00:27:45,146 --> 00:27:48,348 BOTH: ♪ Falling slowly ♪ 549 00:27:48,373 --> 00:27:51,699 ♪ Eyes that know me ♪ 550 00:27:51,724 --> 00:27:55,591 ♪ And I can't go back ♪ 551 00:27:58,226 --> 00:28:01,360 ♪ Moods that take me ♪ 552 00:28:01,385 --> 00:28:04,962 ♪ And erase me ♪ 553 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:08,989 ♪ And I'm painted black ♪ 554 00:28:11,301 --> 00:28:16,012 ♪ Well you have suffered enough ♪ 555 00:28:16,037 --> 00:28:19,430 ♪ And warred with yourself ♪ 556 00:28:19,455 --> 00:28:22,622 ♪ It's time that you won ♪ 557 00:28:28,276 --> 00:28:32,445 BOTH: ♪ Take this sinking boat ♪ 558 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:35,612 ♪ And point it home ♪ 559 00:28:35,637 --> 00:28:41,290 ♪ We've still got time ♪ 560 00:28:41,315 --> 00:28:45,825 ♪ Raise your hopeful voice ♪ 561 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:49,159 ♪ You have a choice ♪ 562 00:28:49,184 --> 00:28:54,988 ♪ You've made it now ♪ 563 00:28:55,013 --> 00:28:58,290 ♪ Falling slowly ♪ 564 00:28:58,315 --> 00:29:02,393 ♪ Sing your melody ♪ 565 00:29:02,418 --> 00:29:08,813 ♪ I'll sing it loud ♪ 566 00:29:25,495 --> 00:29:27,721 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 567 00:29:33,376 --> 00:29:36,385 And that is called acting. 568 00:29:40,521 --> 00:29:41,779 Are we okay? 569 00:29:41,804 --> 00:29:43,904 What? Yeah. 570 00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:46,172 Shit. That means I'm last. 571 00:29:46,648 --> 00:29:49,275 Better go get ready. 572 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:51,350 Wait, get ready for what? 573 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,575 By the way, you might want to check your phone. 574 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,068 You got a text from Evan. 575 00:30:02,076 --> 00:30:04,076 _ 576 00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,730 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 577 00:30:11,499 --> 00:30:13,739 - What are you doing? - Come on. 578 00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:18,915 I, uh... brought you something. 579 00:30:19,473 --> 00:30:22,416 Um, I'm... I'm not a poet, by any means. 580 00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:25,259 At all. Like I cannot do what you do. 581 00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:27,311 - I'll let him use you, baby. - (LAUGHTER) 582 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,838 But, um... 583 00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:33,290 - Hey, here it goes. - Hold on, hold on. I got you. 584 00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:34,417 - (LIGHTS CLICK ON) - Ooh. 585 00:30:34,442 --> 00:30:36,534 (CHUCKLES) 586 00:30:36,559 --> 00:30:39,243 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 587 00:30:42,486 --> 00:30:45,446 "With essential potential, a new cause worth a fight, 588 00:30:46,418 --> 00:30:49,758 unanimous need, unexpected indeed, all at first sight. 589 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:54,141 Entangled limbs and sudden whims, no need to be polite. 590 00:30:55,698 --> 00:30:59,074 Ebony whispers and lip quivers, gently into the night. 591 00:31:01,129 --> 00:31:03,310 A new dawn we rise and compromise, 592 00:31:03,335 --> 00:31:05,417 and prove the world that we're right. 593 00:31:06,118 --> 00:31:08,125 My heart is yours, provocateur. 594 00:31:08,578 --> 00:31:10,052 Bringing darkness into light." 595 00:31:12,232 --> 00:31:14,110 - ALL: Aw! - DAVIA: Snap it, y'all, snap it. 596 00:31:14,135 --> 00:31:16,815 - (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) - DAVIA: Poetry. Poetry. Snap it! 597 00:31:20,196 --> 00:31:21,778 ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ 598 00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:27,874 - (GUESTS SCREAMING JOYFULLY) - WOMAN: Oh my God! 599 00:31:27,899 --> 00:31:29,858 ♪ I won't be your waiting hand ♪ 600 00:31:29,883 --> 00:31:32,763 - ♪ I won't be your stepping stone ♪ - (CHEERING, CLAPPING) 601 00:31:34,753 --> 00:31:36,628 ♪ I don't need another man ♪ 602 00:31:36,924 --> 00:31:39,825 ♪ I can make it on my own ♪ 603 00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:44,243 ♪ I don't need you to be king ♪ 604 00:31:44,268 --> 00:31:47,236 ♪ I know how to make my way ♪ 605 00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:51,332 ♪ 'Cause I'm stronger than you think ♪ 606 00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:54,317 ♪ I know this'll be the day ♪ 607 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,399 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 608 00:31:58,424 --> 00:32:00,376 ♪ The clock is ticking ♪ 609 00:32:00,401 --> 00:32:02,009 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 610 00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:03,701 ♪ Time's running out ♪ 611 00:32:03,726 --> 00:32:05,159 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 612 00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:07,406 ♪ I feel it shaking ♪ 613 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,531 ♪ Can you feel the air trembling ♪ 614 00:32:13,327 --> 00:32:15,335 ♪ Can you feel the rumble ♪ 615 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:21,014 ♪ So tell me are you ready, how do you like me ♪ 616 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:23,249 - ♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪ - (CHEERING) 617 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,441 ♪ Until I break through ♪ 618 00:32:25,466 --> 00:32:27,759 ♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪ 619 00:32:27,784 --> 00:32:29,704 - ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ - (CHEERING) 620 00:32:32,481 --> 00:32:34,798 ♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪ 621 00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:36,481 ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ 622 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,899 (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) 623 00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:42,166 Woo! 624 00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:44,958 Yes! Yes! 625 00:32:44,983 --> 00:32:47,372 Now that was surprising. 626 00:32:47,397 --> 00:32:51,007 Girl. Oh, my God! (LAUGHING) 627 00:32:51,032 --> 00:32:53,116 (CLAPPING CONTINUES) 628 00:32:56,093 --> 00:32:57,667 Thanks so much. See ya. 629 00:33:02,874 --> 00:33:04,074 So... 630 00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:07,070 - (KEYS CLATTER) - What'd you think? 631 00:33:07,657 --> 00:33:09,766 I... think... 632 00:33:11,397 --> 00:33:12,397 It was hot. 633 00:33:14,558 --> 00:33:15,824 Really? 634 00:33:17,336 --> 00:33:18,336 Yeah. 635 00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:21,747 So... 636 00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:25,146 Is this what you want? 637 00:33:25,442 --> 00:33:28,460 For me to be more femme? 638 00:33:28,485 --> 00:33:30,276 'Cause that was really hard to learn, 639 00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,401 and I honestly don't think that I could ever... 640 00:33:32,426 --> 00:33:35,710 - do that again without blowing out a knee. - Hey, hey, hey. 641 00:33:35,735 --> 00:33:37,735 What makes you think I want you to be more femme? 642 00:33:38,402 --> 00:33:40,919 'Cause you're, like... 643 00:33:40,944 --> 00:33:44,130 presenting more masc, and... 644 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,073 - You just said that was hot. - Yeah. 645 00:33:46,098 --> 00:33:48,098 Alice, what was hot was your confidence. 646 00:33:48,949 --> 00:33:52,476 You weren't making fun of yourself or your sexuality. 647 00:33:53,026 --> 00:33:57,137 Dude, you were like Beyonce. You took your space and you owned it. 648 00:33:57,162 --> 00:33:58,837 And you were vulnerable. 649 00:33:59,411 --> 00:34:01,119 That's all I really want. 650 00:34:02,581 --> 00:34:06,366 When you make jokes when we're in bed, it just pushes me away. 651 00:34:09,226 --> 00:34:10,575 Okay. 652 00:34:11,198 --> 00:34:12,198 I can work on that. 653 00:34:12,998 --> 00:34:14,338 I can work on it, too. 654 00:34:15,271 --> 00:34:17,029 I know that I push you away. 655 00:34:17,296 --> 00:34:20,847 Intimacy is scary as hell. 656 00:34:23,157 --> 00:34:26,492 But it can also be super sexy. 657 00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,586 He wasn't asking me if I was DTF. 658 00:34:35,611 --> 00:34:37,419 He wanted to know what it meant. 659 00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:39,395 Did you really just move in here 660 00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,153 because you wanted to sleep with Gael? 661 00:34:41,178 --> 00:34:42,336 No. 662 00:34:42,361 --> 00:34:44,925 We needed to find a place that we could afford. 663 00:34:46,058 --> 00:34:47,602 And... I never hooked up with him. 664 00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:50,866 I haven't slept with anyone since I've been in LA. Except you. 665 00:34:51,635 --> 00:34:54,661 Oh, well... There was this... 666 00:34:55,684 --> 00:34:56,857 What? 667 00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:59,949 - Threesome with a really nice couple. - Uh... 668 00:35:00,712 --> 00:35:03,955 Okay. We'll circle back to that later, but... 669 00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:06,430 I have a question. Did you know Evan wanted to talk to you 670 00:35:06,455 --> 00:35:08,935 about his dating profile when he asked you to have drinks? 671 00:35:09,471 --> 00:35:11,187 - No. - You went anyway? 672 00:35:11,212 --> 00:35:14,238 Okay, well, if Evan asked you to have a drink, what would you say? 673 00:35:14,263 --> 00:35:16,363 - That's different. - Why? Because you're a man? 674 00:35:16,388 --> 00:35:19,055 - Yes. - Okay. Wow. That is incredibly sexist. 675 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,614 You really buy this dating profile excuse? 676 00:35:21,639 --> 00:35:23,314 He's so obviously into you, Mariana. 677 00:35:23,339 --> 00:35:25,109 Well, if he's into me, I'm not into him. 678 00:35:25,134 --> 00:35:27,534 And I announced to everyone at Speckulate that you're my boyfriend. 679 00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,082 Yeah, well, it's pretty obvious I'm not your type. 680 00:35:29,106 --> 00:35:32,212 - What? - I'm not a rich CEO, or a hot, 681 00:35:32,237 --> 00:35:34,252 brooding sculptor artist, 682 00:35:34,277 --> 00:35:36,877 - or a couple... - You know what? 683 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,106 If you can't believe that I wanna be with you, 684 00:35:39,131 --> 00:35:41,042 nothing I can say will ever convince you. 685 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:42,739 And I'm done trying. 686 00:35:44,683 --> 00:35:45,858 (DOOR OPENS) 687 00:35:47,394 --> 00:35:48,394 (DOOR SLAMS) 688 00:35:51,806 --> 00:35:53,614 - You leaving? - Yeah. 689 00:35:55,484 --> 00:35:57,844 I'm sorry I didn't do my thing tonight. 690 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,391 I will tell you my secret. Soon. 691 00:36:01,718 --> 00:36:03,968 - Okay. - Happy birthday. 692 00:36:03,993 --> 00:36:06,309 Thank you. Mm, love you. 693 00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:08,818 Yeah. Love you, too. 694 00:36:17,548 --> 00:36:19,977 Appreciate you coming. Did you have fun? 695 00:36:20,001 --> 00:36:23,900 Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to see all the people you have, 696 00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:24,925 who love you. 697 00:36:25,971 --> 00:36:27,499 I can why you didn't need me and Mom. 698 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,018 You got a family. 699 00:36:31,399 --> 00:36:32,883 You are my family. 700 00:36:34,469 --> 00:36:37,844 After losing Mom, I realized I've had a lot of regrets. 701 00:36:37,869 --> 00:36:39,539 And now it's too late. 702 00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,389 I thought that by reaching out to our father, 703 00:36:41,414 --> 00:36:43,308 maybe we could have some type of family. 704 00:36:43,842 --> 00:36:46,952 Ah, look, we got each other. And that's enough for me. 705 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:52,060 And that is the best present I could ask for at this birthday. 706 00:36:52,386 --> 00:36:53,686 Truly. 707 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,936 I love you. And I'm still taller. 708 00:36:55,961 --> 00:36:57,710 Aw, man, yo! 709 00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:01,299 (CHUCKLES) Yo. I gotta... 710 00:37:02,865 --> 00:37:05,082 - No, you didn't. - I sure did. 711 00:37:05,107 --> 00:37:06,867 - Are you serious? - (CHUCKLES) 712 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,138 But check out all the likes and comments you're getting. 713 00:37:09,163 --> 00:37:11,671 Check out this one, asking when your next show is. 714 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:14,630 See? This is what I'm talking about. 715 00:37:14,655 --> 00:37:16,683 This... is you. 716 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,160 Just more of you than you're usually willing to put out there. 717 00:37:35,793 --> 00:37:38,144 - Seriously? - Let's do it. 718 00:37:38,169 --> 00:37:39,963 - Yeah. Let's do it. - All right. 719 00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:41,796 Step into my barber shop. 720 00:37:41,821 --> 00:37:42,821 All right. 721 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:49,381 All right, y'all. So I've had my hair long since college. 722 00:37:49,406 --> 00:37:52,918 And... it's time for a new look. 723 00:37:53,637 --> 00:37:55,572 - You ready for this? - Yeah, let's do it. 724 00:37:55,597 --> 00:37:57,739 - (SNIPPING) - Oh, my God. 725 00:37:57,764 --> 00:38:00,706 - Getting weaker. Let me see. - (LAUGHING) Too late. 726 00:38:09,731 --> 00:38:12,859 - What's that? - This is my voter registration stub. 727 00:38:13,687 --> 00:38:15,628 I've had this in my wallet since I was 18 728 00:38:15,653 --> 00:38:16,897 and registered as a Republican. 729 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:23,230 What are you doing? 730 00:38:25,254 --> 00:38:26,386 You are right. 731 00:38:28,234 --> 00:38:29,688 You know, if I don't believe in 732 00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,509 what the Party stands for in this moment, 733 00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:33,933 I shouldn't be a part of it. 734 00:38:37,007 --> 00:38:38,725 However... (CLEARS THROAT) 735 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,510 that doesn't mean I'm turning into a liberal. 736 00:38:43,351 --> 00:38:46,071 But seriously, I'm... I'm open to listening. 737 00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:48,123 If you are. 738 00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,888 Well, I think Raj and I just broke up, thanks to you. 739 00:38:58,913 --> 00:39:01,364 - Let's not do this here. - Why not? 740 00:39:01,389 --> 00:39:04,380 - Everyone here knows our business. - Thanks to you. 741 00:39:04,405 --> 00:39:07,400 Because you told everyone I moved us in here so I could smash Gael. 742 00:39:07,425 --> 00:39:09,099 And that I had a sex dream about my boss. 743 00:39:09,124 --> 00:39:11,178 Yeah, and you told everyone that I didn't pass the bar. 744 00:39:11,202 --> 00:39:12,490 - (ARGUING CONTINUES) - I got ten bucks on the little one. 745 00:39:12,514 --> 00:39:14,867 I don't know. Callie look like she got hands. 746 00:39:14,892 --> 00:39:17,701 I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up. 747 00:39:17,726 --> 00:39:19,493 I'm not perfect. 748 00:39:19,518 --> 00:39:22,211 Oh. Did you hear that? 749 00:39:22,236 --> 00:39:24,953 Miss Judgmental just admitted that she's not perfect. 750 00:39:24,978 --> 00:39:27,911 Yeah, and Miss "I don't mind, we're family" 751 00:39:27,936 --> 00:39:29,516 wants to kick me out of our loft. 752 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:30,959 That's not true. I just asked 753 00:39:30,984 --> 00:39:32,488 if you would spend the night with Jamie. 754 00:39:32,512 --> 00:39:34,616 - Yeah, maybe I'll move in with Jamie. - Well, go right ahead. 755 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,893 - Okay. - Where are you going? 756 00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:37,584 - I'm not doing this, Mariana. - Stop... 757 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,890 - (MARIANA YELPS) - (SPLASHING) 758 00:39:39,915 --> 00:39:41,587 Yes! Now that's some good theater! 759 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:43,278 (GASPS) 760 00:39:45,681 --> 00:39:47,205 (SPLASHING) 761 00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:48,230 Oh, we doing this? 762 00:39:49,507 --> 00:39:50,815 (ALL CHATTERING) 763 00:39:52,279 --> 00:39:53,896 (SPLASHING) 764 00:39:53,921 --> 00:39:56,739 - (LAUGHING) - (SPLASHING) 765 00:39:57,636 --> 00:40:00,378 - (SPLASHING) - (LAUGHING) 766 00:40:00,403 --> 00:40:01,628 Only because it's my birthday. 767 00:40:02,624 --> 00:40:04,316 (SCREAMING) 768 00:40:06,175 --> 00:40:08,059 - (LAUGHTER) - (YELLING) 769 00:40:08,084 --> 00:40:09,084 ♪♪ 770 00:40:10,832 --> 00:40:12,240 (LAUGHS) 771 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,827 Cray. 772 00:40:15,904 --> 00:40:18,380 - (WHOOPING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 773 00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:22,533 What's going on? 774 00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,885 Uh, we fell in. 775 00:40:26,983 --> 00:40:28,648 Listen, um... 776 00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:33,161 I'm sorry. You're right. This is my issue. 777 00:40:34,511 --> 00:40:37,195 From now on, Hot Raj is gonna be... 778 00:40:38,093 --> 00:40:39,351 Hot Confident Raj. 779 00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:42,851 That is hot. 780 00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:44,693 - (LAUGHS) - Now, here. Help me out. 781 00:40:44,718 --> 00:40:47,227 - Oh, okay. Oh, my phone! - (SPLASHING) 782 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,278 (CHEERING) 783 00:40:50,355 --> 00:40:53,239 (CHATTERING, CLAPPING) 784 00:40:54,422 --> 00:40:55,862 DAVIA: All right! 785 00:40:58,284 --> 00:41:00,515 What have you done to your hair? 786 00:41:00,539 --> 00:41:01,639 It looks good. 787 00:41:02,008 --> 00:41:03,237 You want some of mine? 788 00:41:03,262 --> 00:41:05,772 Well, don't just stand there! Get in! 789 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,768 - (CHEERING) - (CHANTING): Do it! Do it! 790 00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:10,009 So why don't you? 791 00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:13,288 - What? - Move in with me. 792 00:41:17,694 --> 00:41:19,286 (CHUCKLES) 793 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:22,771 Wow! This turned out to be a great party, after all. 794 00:41:22,796 --> 00:41:27,896 Woo! I am blessed! 795 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,920 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 59944

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