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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:19,283 --> 00:04:21,242 He's got no stamina. 2 00:04:22,117 --> 00:04:24,992 - I love your nose. - Thanks, Apple. 3 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:29,492 I wanted to get my nose done since I was ten, 4 00:04:29,575 --> 00:04:32,117 but it wasn't as simple as thought. 5 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:37,033 The doctors found out I didn't have any cartilage in the tip of my nose, 6 00:04:37,117 --> 00:04:39,075 so then we had to do that. 7 00:04:39,742 --> 00:04:43,033 My nose was too long, so we had to shorten it. 8 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:48,325 And then it was too wide, so we had to thin it. 9 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:52,867 And it was just a lot more complicated than I thought. 10 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:56,200 My nose was just an insane amount of money. 11 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:58,075 I mean, I was shocked. 12 00:04:58,158 --> 00:05:02,492 I thought that a nose job was only, like, three or four grand, 13 00:05:02,575 --> 00:05:04,492 but I was wrong. 14 00:05:04,575 --> 00:05:08,492 Mine was, like, three times that amount. 15 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:11,950 I mean, my girlfriend's breast enlargement 16 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:15,325 was, like, four or five grand. 17 00:05:15,658 --> 00:05:21,492 I mean, it's not like I ever felt them, but... 18 00:05:22,617 --> 00:05:27,242 They actually look kinda real, you know? 19 00:05:30,158 --> 00:05:33,783 So your own wife, who's hot, by the way, with big jugs, 20 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,242 won't even go down on you? 21 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:37,825 You can call my girlfriend and she'll tell you, 22 00:05:37,908 --> 00:05:40,117 and I've been with her for quite a while, 23 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,950 and she will tell you she goes down on me every time we're together. 24 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,950 You're a disgrace to white folks. 25 00:07:48,492 --> 00:07:49,908 Christ! 26 00:07:57,117 --> 00:07:59,200 Where's my wallet? 27 00:08:06,117 --> 00:08:07,617 Where's my wallet? 28 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,325 - On the dresser. - Hi, Sister Jean, it's Joe. 29 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,158 Sure. 30 00:08:14,492 --> 00:08:18,075 How can you spend a thousand bucks on a 976 line? 31 00:08:18,158 --> 00:08:21,283 I don't get it. You're Joseph Scott, who every woman wants, 32 00:08:21,408 --> 00:08:23,367 and you waste your money on a 976 line. 33 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:26,950 Cos I can pretend to be someone else. 34 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:31,283 Not you, Sister Jean, someone else. I need some tickets. 35 00:08:31,367 --> 00:08:34,450 I'm at home. Now? 36 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:40,117 Great, thank you. I'll see you in a bit. Bye. Bye. 37 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:44,325 Don't you have any philosophies in life apart from self-indulgence? 38 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:47,158 You're the most self-indulgent fool I've ever met. 39 00:08:47,242 --> 00:08:50,117 - I thought you'd given up. - I did give up. 40 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:53,075 And then I started again. Feel this. 41 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,658 - What? - Feel this. It's a lump. 42 00:08:57,492 --> 00:09:00,158 Feel that lump? You feel it? There? There! 43 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,158 It's cancer. 44 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,825 Breast cancer. Can men get breast cancer? 45 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:14,575 Do they give men mastectomies? I've got something down there as well. 46 00:09:14,658 --> 00:09:18,075 - Have you seen a doctor? - Yes, and he's a fucking idiot! 47 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,908 It's cancer. 48 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:24,783 - So where is it? - What? 49 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:27,075 - My wallet! - On the dresser. 50 00:09:27,158 --> 00:09:28,825 - No, it isn't. - It is. 51 00:09:29,325 --> 00:09:31,533 What the fuck is that? 52 00:09:31,617 --> 00:09:35,200 - That would be a dog. - Why the fuck is it in my house? 53 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,533 Apple! 54 00:09:44,492 --> 00:09:46,658 - Hello? - Apple. 55 00:09:46,742 --> 00:09:48,992 - Hi, Joe. - Why did you leave your dog here? 56 00:09:49,075 --> 00:09:50,867 - You said I could. - No, I didn't. 57 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:55,617 Yes, you did. I'll pick him up at the restaurant after your lunch meeting. 58 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,908 I'm not taking that dog to lunch with me. 59 00:09:57,992 --> 00:10:01,117 Don't bring him into the restaurant. Leave him in the car. 60 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,992 I'll be there at two. 61 00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:06,075 You better. 62 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:29,575 Is it cocktail hour yet? 63 00:10:35,325 --> 00:10:37,742 Well, it is somewhere! 64 00:10:45,158 --> 00:10:46,700 I'm handing in my notice. 65 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,367 Why? 66 00:10:50,492 --> 00:10:52,700 It's so much fun here. 67 00:10:54,492 --> 00:10:56,117 How much? 68 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,908 - It's not about the money. - How much? 69 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,033 When I show up here, I never know what to expect. 70 00:11:02,117 --> 00:11:06,158 Whether you've eaten mushrooms or acid or coke or all of the above. 71 00:11:06,242 --> 00:11:09,533 You know what they call you? Captain Wacky. 72 00:11:09,617 --> 00:11:11,533 Captain Wacky. 73 00:11:11,617 --> 00:11:15,408 You know, I really don't like looking at myself through your eyes. 74 00:11:17,617 --> 00:11:19,242 Another 500. 75 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:21,783 I'm not happy. 76 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:25,825 Your happiness doesn't interest me. Mine does. 77 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,533 600. 78 00:11:33,283 --> 00:11:34,950 700. 79 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:41,325 - OK. - That's a month, not a week. 80 00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:30,867 Yes? 81 00:12:32,283 --> 00:12:34,325 - Yes? - Hi! 82 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,533 Hi! You look terrific. 83 00:12:51,617 --> 00:12:54,700 So do you. Welcome. Come in. Nice to see you. 84 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:59,075 My apartment block was shaking last night. Did you feel it? 85 00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:00,950 No. 86 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:04,283 I thought it was gonna fall in and I was gonna die. 87 00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:08,200 Five, right? 88 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:13,158 You have the fires and you have the floods and you have the riots... 89 00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:17,617 And then you have the drive-by shootings. 90 00:13:18,492 --> 00:13:22,158 Fires, floods, earthquakes, riots. 91 00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:26,117 I drove by a body on my way here just lying on the sidewalk. 92 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,992 We don't need to go to the movies. We live in a movie. 93 00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:30,200 We do! 94 00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:33,533 I live here, but I can't find a good thing to say about it. 95 00:13:33,617 --> 00:13:38,658 If I close my eyes and picture it, all I see is one big varicose vein. 96 00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:45,700 You got yourself a dog! 97 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,450 It's good to have animals. 98 00:13:49,908 --> 00:13:52,700 I have two dogs, two cats and a green lizard. 99 00:13:52,783 --> 00:13:56,200 I had two boa constrictors that I got when they were babies. 100 00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:58,617 They were always getting out of their tank. 101 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:02,742 When they got to about six foot, one wrapped itself around the treadmill. 102 00:14:02,825 --> 00:14:05,492 - I turned it on and it got flattened! - No! 103 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:08,617 I've had so many animals, you wouldn't believe it. 104 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,075 Snakes, eh? 105 00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,617 Well, I'd better be going. 106 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,158 You're not into smack? I got some straight off the boat. 107 00:14:20,242 --> 00:14:21,492 No. 108 00:14:21,575 --> 00:14:23,783 Smack junkies never seem to get bored. 109 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:28,117 They can look at their shoes for eight hours and still have a good time. 110 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,158 I envy that. 111 00:14:30,242 --> 00:14:32,408 Well, it's nice to see you, Joe. 112 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:35,242 Nice to see you, Sister Jean. 113 00:14:40,742 --> 00:14:43,992 - Thanks for coming. - No problem. I'll see you soon. Bye. 114 00:14:44,075 --> 00:14:45,867 Bye-bye now. 115 00:14:49,283 --> 00:14:51,700 Will you help me with this dog? 116 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,742 What do you mean "help"? 117 00:14:54,825 --> 00:14:57,242 If people see me with it, they'll think I'm gay. 118 00:14:57,325 --> 00:14:59,950 - See? That was easy. - Why didn't you do it yourself? 119 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,117 I'm meeting an important director. I don't want hairs on me. 120 00:15:03,908 --> 00:15:06,200 - Oh, Christ! - Oh, my God! 121 00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:07,783 - Christ! - Can we help? 122 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:11,075 I'm sorry! Fucking dog! I'm so sorry. We're fine, thank you. 123 00:15:11,158 --> 00:15:12,867 I was talking to the lady! 124 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,783 If you need a witness to that assault, I'd be... 125 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:19,950 What are you talking about? It wasn't an assault, it was an accident. 126 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:23,408 That was no accident. It was an unprovoked, vicious attack! 127 00:15:23,492 --> 00:15:25,533 I'm calling the police right now! 128 00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:27,992 It was an accident! I wouldn't hit her. 129 00:15:28,075 --> 00:15:31,867 I saw you and I know you. I know all about you, Joe Scott. 130 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:35,450 Put your cellphone away. It was an accident, not an assault. 131 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:38,117 You ladies are old enough to know the difference. 132 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,908 If you don't get outta here, there will be an assault! 133 00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:45,283 We were trying to help! He shouldn't get away with it! You should report him! 134 00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:48,867 You saw what you wanted to see! Get outta here! You understand me? 135 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,408 God! 136 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,075 Put that on your nose. 137 00:16:02,742 --> 00:16:04,408 Come and sit down. 138 00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:09,950 Step in. 139 00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:16,075 There you go. Steady. Put your head back. There you go. 140 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,700 I... I'll make you some tea, shall I? 141 00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:28,075 You don't know how to make tea. 142 00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:32,283 - You're gonna leave me, aren't you? - What? 143 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:35,742 You're gonna leave me. 144 00:16:35,825 --> 00:16:38,408 Are you gonna stand there with your thumb up your ass 145 00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,075 or are you gonna get the phone? 146 00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:43,950 Is that a roundabout way of saying you don't wanna discuss it right now? 147 00:16:44,617 --> 00:16:45,867 - Hello? - Joe? 148 00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:47,950 - Hi, Mum. - You picked up the phone! 149 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,492 - Where's Ophelia? - Busy. Can I call you back? 150 00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:54,283 - I'm in the middle of something. - Joe, I've got some bad news. 151 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,283 - What, are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine. 152 00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:59,325 - Is Peggy OK? - No, Peggy's fine. 153 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,617 I hate to tell you this over the phone. 154 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,367 Just tell me! 155 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,200 Mum? 156 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:11,700 - Mum, are you there? - Oh, dear... 157 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:14,700 - For God's sake, tell me! - Joe, I'm so sorry. 158 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,950 Just tell me, Mum, please. 159 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,117 Boots has died. 160 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:21,950 What? 161 00:17:23,992 --> 00:17:25,700 Boots has died. 162 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,825 When... Boots has died? 163 00:17:29,908 --> 00:17:33,242 - When? - Yesterday. It happened yesterday. 164 00:17:33,325 --> 00:17:35,367 I'm so sorry, Joe. 165 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:39,033 How? 166 00:17:40,075 --> 00:17:42,950 They're not sure yet. There has to be an autopsy. 167 00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,867 Joe? 168 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,242 Yeah. Yeah, Mum, I'm here. 169 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,908 They're holding the funeral at Saint Joseph's. 170 00:17:56,992 --> 00:18:01,408 Ruth would love you to come, but she understands if you're too busy. 171 00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:06,492 Joe, it's been such a shock to her. 172 00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:09,992 He wasn't even ill. There was no warning that this was coming. 173 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:15,700 I feel terrible telling you this over the phone. 174 00:18:19,492 --> 00:18:22,075 I know you haven't seen him for years, 175 00:18:22,158 --> 00:18:25,367 but I know how much you meant to each other. 176 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:29,908 He was so proud of you and all that you've achieved. 177 00:18:46,783 --> 00:18:49,325 - Can you get me a Bloody Mary? - Certainly, sir. 178 00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:51,867 I'm so sorry I'm late. The traffic was dreadful. 179 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:55,242 Joe Scott, Hollywood's hottest young director, Ritchie Smith. 180 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:58,533 How are you doing? The script is fantastic. Congratulations. 181 00:18:58,617 --> 00:19:01,325 Mannie says you've directed some music videos. 182 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,200 Did you look at 'em? Fuckin' awesome, ain't they? 183 00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:06,533 - You didn't send them to me. - We didn't? 184 00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:08,075 No. 185 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:12,492 Excuse me. Hello? 186 00:19:12,575 --> 00:19:17,033 Yeah. What do you mean? I've been trying to get hold of you for days. 187 00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:19,908 Yes, I have! Now is not a good time. 188 00:19:21,283 --> 00:19:24,408 Don't call me when I'm in a fucking lunch meeting! 189 00:19:25,325 --> 00:19:27,367 I am serious! I'll talk to you later. 190 00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:31,242 - Can I get another one? - Why didn't you call the office? 191 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:35,700 That's the place to call, not when I'm having lunch, OK? Call me later. 192 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,450 Sure. Bye. 193 00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:43,325 Sorry about that. There'll be a tape at your house when you get home, OK? 194 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,533 OK, let's order some food! 195 00:19:50,992 --> 00:19:53,117 OK. This stuff looks good, huh? 196 00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:57,200 I had a big breakfast. I'm just gonna have a salad. 197 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,742 Yeah, so am I. 198 00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:01,200 Hello? 199 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,450 Dave! How are you, my man? 200 00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:10,117 No, that's great. 201 00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:23,450 Sure, we'll talk later. OK, bye. 202 00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:28,075 Let's order! Excuse me? 203 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:32,200 - I'm gonna have a green salad. - Yeah, for me as well. 204 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,325 - Ritchie, want anything? - Burger. 205 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,825 - Burger. - How would you like that? 206 00:20:39,908 --> 00:20:42,783 - Rare? - He'd like it rare. 207 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:46,367 - Anything else I can get you? - Ritchie, anything else? 208 00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:48,492 No. No, thank you. 209 00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:52,533 Thank you. 210 00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:54,450 Sorry. 211 00:20:56,742 --> 00:20:59,367 I have to go to the bathroom. 212 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:00,908 Sure. 213 00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:07,700 OK. 214 00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:12,700 Business. Things have developed a lot since we last spoke, OK? 215 00:21:12,783 --> 00:21:16,242 And since Ritchie started casting seriously, he... 216 00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:20,617 Since Ritchie started casting seriously, 217 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,617 he realises your character isn't going the way he wants. 218 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,867 You know how things are. You start casting, things change, 219 00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:29,575 - dynamics change... - Dynamics? 220 00:21:29,658 --> 00:21:33,617 Yeah. You know, dynamics. Dynamics between characters. 221 00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:36,408 He wants to go younger. 222 00:21:39,075 --> 00:21:40,367 Hello? 223 00:21:41,158 --> 00:21:42,867 George! 224 00:21:44,992 --> 00:21:46,992 How are ya? 225 00:21:48,492 --> 00:21:50,950 That's great! I tell you what you do, though. 226 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:54,158 You take the $35 million, you go to Brazil. 227 00:21:54,242 --> 00:21:58,117 You keep $34 million for yourself and spend $1 million on a picture. 228 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,242 Only don't spend it on this one. This... What the fuck are you doing? 229 00:22:02,325 --> 00:22:05,700 - Are you trying to humiliate me? - That's my fuckin' phone! 230 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,117 Why didn't you say on the phone? Why am I here? 231 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:12,742 I... Goddamn it, when did you become such an asshole? What date exactly? 232 00:22:12,825 --> 00:22:15,658 I thought Ritchie might give you another part. 233 00:22:15,742 --> 00:22:18,575 - Have you read the script? - Course I read the script. 234 00:22:18,658 --> 00:22:20,533 - Have you read the script? - Yes. 235 00:22:20,617 --> 00:22:22,575 If you'd read the fuckin' script, 236 00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:26,367 you'd know there are only four characters and three are women! 237 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:30,408 So which other fucking part do you think I might be right for? 238 00:22:30,492 --> 00:22:32,575 No other fuckin' part! 239 00:22:33,492 --> 00:22:37,533 I don't think there's any part in any script for you, anywhere! 240 00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,658 No one's interested any more, Joe! 241 00:22:39,742 --> 00:22:44,033 And you know why not? Because you're not interested any more! 242 00:22:44,117 --> 00:22:48,117 You have squandered every fuckin' opportunity you've ever been given! 243 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,533 Take a look in the mirror next time you're snorting off it, 244 00:22:51,617 --> 00:22:53,575 because you are a mess! 245 00:22:53,658 --> 00:22:57,158 I am tired of pretending otherwise, so I'm giving it to you straight. 246 00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:00,367 It is over. You are over. 247 00:23:00,492 --> 00:23:02,950 People are tired of your pathetic behaviour. 248 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,700 They don't wanna be around it any more. Neither do I! 249 00:23:05,783 --> 00:23:09,617 So you know what I suggest? I suggest you get yourself a new agent! 250 00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:40,200 Cool dog! 251 00:23:40,283 --> 00:23:41,908 - What? - Brussels Griffon. 252 00:23:41,992 --> 00:23:43,992 - Brussels what? - Brussels Griffon. 253 00:23:44,075 --> 00:23:47,283 - The Jack Nicholson dog. - Yeah, the fucking dog. Thanks. 254 00:23:54,908 --> 00:23:57,492 - Hello? - Where are you, Apple? 255 00:23:57,533 --> 00:23:59,492 Hi, Joe! 256 00:23:59,575 --> 00:24:02,658 Can you explain to me why your dog is still in my car? 257 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,867 - I need a big favour. - No. 258 00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:08,908 - Would look after him for a few days? - A few days? Are you insane? 259 00:24:08,992 --> 00:24:10,492 I have to go away. 260 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:14,117 - You are not dumping your dog on me. - I'm not dumping him on you! 261 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,242 - Just a few days. - What's that smell? 262 00:24:17,783 --> 00:24:21,408 Jesus! Your dog has done a shit in my car! 263 00:24:21,492 --> 00:24:23,242 Joe? 264 00:24:23,325 --> 00:24:25,575 - No... - Joe? 265 00:24:25,658 --> 00:24:27,575 - Don't hang up! - I'm losing you. 266 00:24:27,658 --> 00:24:29,200 Don't hang up on me. Please! 267 00:24:29,283 --> 00:24:31,950 - Can't hear you. - Don't hang up! 268 00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:34,075 Fuck! Fuck! 269 00:24:38,575 --> 00:24:41,325 You like the dog? Keep the fucking dog. 270 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:07,033 Hey, Joe? 271 00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:10,867 You know David Bowie believes in aliens? 272 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,492 Yeah, I know. 273 00:29:13,992 --> 00:29:16,408 You stink! You need a bath. 274 00:29:16,492 --> 00:29:18,325 I had a bath. 275 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,700 When? 276 00:29:19,783 --> 00:29:21,283 I... 277 00:29:21,367 --> 00:29:25,158 Exactly. You never take a bath. You stink. 278 00:29:27,492 --> 00:29:30,242 Well, how often do you have a bath then? 279 00:29:30,575 --> 00:29:32,492 - Every day. - Every day? 280 00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:36,117 - Yes, every day. - What, does your mum make you? 281 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,742 No, I just like to be clean. 282 00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:43,200 Every day's not clean. Every day's weird. 283 00:29:46,575 --> 00:29:49,242 - D'you remember that ginger girl...? - Shut up! 284 00:30:06,325 --> 00:30:07,617 Come on. 285 00:30:14,575 --> 00:30:17,075 Hang on, I can't even see! 286 00:30:17,158 --> 00:30:18,533 Joe! 287 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:20,867 Joe! 288 00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:22,533 Wait here. 289 00:30:22,617 --> 00:30:23,658 Alright? 290 00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:25,742 Go round the side. 291 00:31:25,575 --> 00:31:27,117 - Wotcher. - Wotcher. 292 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,325 Hello. You're late. You missed lunch. 293 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,033 - Who are you? - I'm Boots. 294 00:31:35,117 --> 00:31:36,825 What kind of name is that? 295 00:31:39,825 --> 00:31:43,492 I know you. You're the one who had the epileptic fit at the cinema. 296 00:31:44,492 --> 00:31:48,033 - Is that a glass of selfish, Joe? - What? 297 00:31:48,117 --> 00:31:50,325 - Boots, would you like a drink? - Please. 298 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,700 - Milk? - Yeah, please. 299 00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:57,075 Joe, pour Boots a glass of milk before you finish the bottle. 300 00:31:57,158 --> 00:31:59,783 What film was it made you have the fit? 301 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,992 Ring of Bright Water? 302 00:32:02,075 --> 00:32:04,617 - The one about the otter. - Yeah. 303 00:32:09,742 --> 00:32:12,200 - Don't do that, Joe! - What? 304 00:32:12,283 --> 00:32:14,408 Put the empty bottle back in the fridge. 305 00:32:14,492 --> 00:32:16,950 - Do you still have 'em? - What? 306 00:32:17,033 --> 00:32:19,992 - Fits. - I haven't for a long time. 307 00:32:20,075 --> 00:32:23,617 Well, you will. Once an epileptic, always an epileptic. 308 00:32:25,242 --> 00:32:26,492 Come on. 309 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,575 Kids grow up too quick these days. 310 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:33,950 Good God, is that child trying to scrape the paint off the walls? 311 00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:37,075 - What does "cunt" mean? - I told you not to say that word! 312 00:32:37,158 --> 00:32:38,367 - You say it! - I do not! 313 00:32:38,492 --> 00:32:40,492 Say it again and you'll get a hiding! 314 00:32:40,575 --> 00:32:42,867 - What the hell does it mean? - Shut up! 315 00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:46,242 If I tell you, do you promise me you won't say it again? 316 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,742 It's a very bad word for your vagina. 317 00:32:49,825 --> 00:32:52,992 - What's my vagina? - The proper word for your moo-moo. 318 00:32:53,075 --> 00:32:55,617 Go outside, or I'll make you both into piccalilli! 319 00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,200 - You off already, Boots? - Yeah. 320 00:32:59,283 --> 00:33:02,200 - How's your mum? - She's alright. 321 00:33:02,283 --> 00:33:04,450 - Give her my love, won't you? - Yeah. 322 00:33:05,992 --> 00:33:08,450 - Well, bye, then. - Bye. 323 00:33:09,492 --> 00:33:13,617 I don't trust that boy. Always looking out the sides of his eyes 324 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,200 like some old dog waiting to steal a bone. 325 00:33:22,075 --> 00:33:23,700 Boots! 326 00:33:25,658 --> 00:33:27,575 Is that woman still 'ere? 327 00:33:27,658 --> 00:33:30,408 - Who? - Mrs Rogers? 328 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,033 Bye. 329 00:33:37,117 --> 00:33:38,492 Oh, God... 330 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:43,075 So they had to give me one of them enemas. 331 00:33:43,158 --> 00:33:46,867 Well, I was blocked up like an old crypt. 332 00:33:46,950 --> 00:33:49,492 And d'you know what they found? 333 00:33:49,575 --> 00:33:54,075 A plastic toy animal. Probably been stuck in me bowels for over 20 years. 334 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:57,117 - Oh, dear. - I must have eaten it! 335 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,950 But, you know, I can't taste a thing, not since I hit my head. 336 00:34:08,867 --> 00:34:12,450 I always wonder what old people looked like when they were young. 337 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,658 It just makes me sad. 338 00:34:17,742 --> 00:34:20,742 Cos it's all gone, and you think, "How cruel." 339 00:34:23,075 --> 00:34:25,700 I suppose if you really concentrated... 340 00:34:26,783 --> 00:34:30,825 ...you might be able to imagine the old people you know as young. 341 00:34:30,908 --> 00:34:33,367 But it's really hard. 342 00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:37,617 Cos all I can see is that they're old, ill, ugly... 343 00:34:38,617 --> 00:34:40,575 And their life's over. 344 00:34:50,450 --> 00:34:53,408 When you watch an old person sleeping... 345 00:34:57,325 --> 00:34:59,742 ...especially if they're very old... 346 00:35:03,575 --> 00:35:06,325 ...you think, "Will they ever wake up again?" 347 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,575 Then they wake up very suddenly. 348 00:35:13,492 --> 00:35:16,575 One second, they're sleeping and lifeless. 349 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:22,408 Next second, they're turning on the telly for the news. 350 00:35:22,492 --> 00:35:27,242 "Have I missed the news? Have I missed the news?" 351 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:39,450 When does a person stop keeping up? 352 00:35:54,242 --> 00:35:56,075 Why don't you make a move, Joe? 353 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,325 What do you mean? 354 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:04,992 Don't you fancy me? 355 00:36:15,742 --> 00:36:17,825 You can touch if you like. 356 00:36:19,408 --> 00:36:21,242 My mum's next door. 357 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:25,908 She'll be busy. 358 00:36:29,617 --> 00:36:31,575 She won't be in. 359 00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:54,533 Are you gonna help me with all them vegetables? 360 00:36:54,617 --> 00:36:56,575 Or do I have to chop 'em all meself? 361 00:36:56,658 --> 00:36:59,283 Yeah, I'm coming. We were just talking. 362 00:37:09,283 --> 00:37:10,867 I better go back. 363 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,658 See you later, Joe. 364 00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:29,867 I hate holidays as I much as I hate sport, and that's saying something. 365 00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:34,533 I'm gonna have to go, Grace. I might come by later. 366 00:37:36,992 --> 00:37:38,908 - Bye. - Bye, then. 367 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,867 I think this is ready for pouring. 368 00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:46,992 Evelyn should keep that child locked up at home. 369 00:37:52,825 --> 00:37:55,408 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 370 00:38:27,908 --> 00:38:29,200 Stop! 371 00:38:29,283 --> 00:38:31,658 That was a good day's work. 372 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:35,283 I enjoy the satisfaction of doing small things well. 373 00:38:36,283 --> 00:38:38,325 Goodbye, Peggy Tickell! 374 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,992 Goodbye, Peggy Tickell! 375 00:38:43,283 --> 00:38:45,533 Off already, Mrs Rogers? 376 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:50,033 Yes. I don't like to overstay my welcome. 377 00:38:51,492 --> 00:38:55,492 I know when I'm wanted. Make it pretty bloody obvious, don't they? 378 00:38:55,575 --> 00:38:58,408 I've spent all day doing their bloody cauliflower! 379 00:39:01,242 --> 00:39:02,367 Joe? 380 00:39:04,367 --> 00:39:05,533 Joe! 381 00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:07,950 What? 382 00:39:08,033 --> 00:39:09,950 I want you to do something for me. 383 00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:13,825 Can you take these over to Evelyn, please? 384 00:39:14,908 --> 00:39:16,117 OK. 385 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,200 Say thank you to her for me. 386 00:39:32,658 --> 00:39:34,033 Hi, Joe. 387 00:39:35,117 --> 00:39:37,533 I was about to get in the bath. 388 00:39:37,617 --> 00:39:41,033 - Mum asked me to bring these round. - Come in. 389 00:39:44,242 --> 00:39:45,867 Go through. 390 00:39:56,325 --> 00:40:01,992 I was being a terrible tease earlier on. You don't mind, do you? 391 00:40:02,075 --> 00:40:03,492 No. 392 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,450 Did you like kissing me? 393 00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:11,117 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 394 00:40:14,283 --> 00:40:16,408 Would you like to do it again? 395 00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:22,825 You look like you would. 396 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,450 Yeah. 397 00:40:26,575 --> 00:40:28,575 Would you, Joe? 398 00:40:31,117 --> 00:40:34,325 Your mum'd kill me if she found out. 399 00:40:34,408 --> 00:40:36,200 She wouldn't find out. 400 00:40:38,742 --> 00:40:40,742 I suppose she wouldn't. 401 00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:53,367 You are very, very naughty. 402 00:41:19,033 --> 00:41:21,367 Hey, you two, what's going on? 403 00:41:21,492 --> 00:41:23,992 Quick, it's Jack! Do your trousers up! 404 00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:29,242 Quickly! Come on! Come on, out. 405 00:41:29,367 --> 00:41:33,325 Out, come on! Get out! Shit! He's back early! 406 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:38,033 Come here, my beautiful girl! 407 00:41:38,117 --> 00:41:41,408 - What's happened? - Jesse thumped Jane. 408 00:41:42,075 --> 00:41:45,117 Jesse, you can't go around thumping people, you know. 409 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,408 - She hit me first! - I did not! 410 00:41:47,492 --> 00:41:48,992 Alright, that's enough. 411 00:41:49,075 --> 00:41:52,242 Joe, how are you? Haven't seen you for a while. 412 00:41:52,325 --> 00:41:53,867 - OK, let me take her. - No. 413 00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:55,950 She's fine now. 414 00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:58,158 Mum asked me to bring some piccalilli. 415 00:41:58,242 --> 00:41:59,783 Piccalilli! Lovely. 416 00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:03,450 - You gonna stop for a cuppa? - No, I've got to take Jesse back. 417 00:42:03,533 --> 00:42:05,908 Say thanks to your mum for the piccalilli. 418 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:10,367 Shall we go and find you some sweeties? Yeah? 419 00:42:14,867 --> 00:42:17,950 How long did God take to make the world? 420 00:42:18,033 --> 00:42:21,200 Six days, and he rested on the seventh. 421 00:42:22,575 --> 00:42:26,367 He should've taken longer. He would have done a better job. 422 00:42:26,492 --> 00:42:28,492 I could've done better. 423 00:42:29,825 --> 00:42:31,783 Come on, I'll race you. 424 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:42,742 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 425 00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:48,117 90, 91, 92, 93, 426 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,450 94, 95, 96, 427 00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:55,700 97, 98, 99, 100, 428 00:42:55,783 --> 00:43:00,200 101, 102, 103, 104, 429 00:43:00,283 --> 00:43:02,200 105, 106... 430 00:43:03,158 --> 00:43:04,533 You bastard! 431 00:43:06,367 --> 00:43:09,825 106 seconds. That's 50 pence you owe me, Hubble. 432 00:43:10,742 --> 00:43:12,825 I hope you die next time. 433 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,283 How come you can do 106 seconds and I can't even do 30? 434 00:43:16,408 --> 00:43:18,450 God-given talent I didn't ask for. 435 00:43:21,575 --> 00:43:23,783 It's Ruth Davies. 436 00:43:26,575 --> 00:43:28,325 Oi, Ruth! 437 00:43:28,408 --> 00:43:29,992 I really wanna fuck you! 438 00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:33,033 Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble, and I ever find out... 439 00:43:35,492 --> 00:43:37,200 She wants me. 440 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,783 - This is boring! - What? 441 00:43:43,325 --> 00:43:44,367 Fuck! 442 00:43:49,033 --> 00:43:50,450 Wotcher, Ruth. 443 00:43:51,992 --> 00:43:53,325 Hi, Joe. 444 00:43:54,533 --> 00:43:56,783 Shit! 445 00:43:58,992 --> 00:44:00,200 You look tired. 446 00:44:00,283 --> 00:44:02,575 - Do I? - Yeah. 447 00:44:03,575 --> 00:44:06,075 Well, I keep dreaming that I can't sleep 448 00:44:06,158 --> 00:44:08,242 and I wake up exhausted. 449 00:44:10,158 --> 00:44:11,283 Fuck! 450 00:44:12,575 --> 00:44:14,700 See what you made me do? 451 00:44:16,325 --> 00:44:17,658 I'm gonna go. 452 00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:21,825 See ya. 453 00:44:25,492 --> 00:44:26,992 Do you wanna come? 454 00:44:28,283 --> 00:44:31,825 - What, me? - Yeah. 455 00:44:31,908 --> 00:44:33,158 OK. 456 00:44:35,408 --> 00:44:38,950 Joe! I thought we were going to the pictures. 457 00:44:39,033 --> 00:44:41,492 Slight change of plan. 458 00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:45,908 Jammy bastard! 459 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:58,242 Oh, the Jean Genie lives on his back 460 00:44:58,325 --> 00:45:01,825 The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks 461 00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:05,408 He's outrageous, he screams and he bawls 462 00:45:05,492 --> 00:45:09,700 The Jean Genie, let yourself go 463 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,283 Who do you like more, Bowie or Roxy? 464 00:45:14,367 --> 00:45:17,283 I can't choose, cos they're both brilliant. 465 00:45:17,367 --> 00:45:19,783 - You have to. - It's impossible to choose. 466 00:45:19,867 --> 00:45:22,450 If you asked me Bowie or Deep Purple 467 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:25,325 or Roxy and Black Sabbath, then I could choose. 468 00:45:25,408 --> 00:45:28,658 But not Bowie and Roxy. 469 00:45:40,867 --> 00:45:42,908 Thanks, but I don't smoke. 470 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,367 Right. 471 00:45:48,867 --> 00:45:51,200 Here, try this on. 472 00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,867 So do you know what this song is about? 473 00:45:59,867 --> 00:46:01,992 No. 474 00:46:02,992 --> 00:46:08,742 It's about Jean Genet. He's a French writer. 475 00:46:08,825 --> 00:46:11,700 See, Jean Genie, it's just a clever wordplay. 476 00:46:11,783 --> 00:46:15,408 "He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition." He sells drugs. 477 00:46:15,492 --> 00:46:18,158 "The Jean Genie lives on his back." He's a poof. 478 00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:21,950 "The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks." He loves cocaine. 479 00:46:22,033 --> 00:46:24,200 - What? - He loves chimney stacks. 480 00:46:24,283 --> 00:46:26,825 - What goes up chimneys? - Smoke. 481 00:46:26,908 --> 00:46:29,533 - And what makes smoke? - Coal. 482 00:46:29,617 --> 00:46:33,408 Yeah. And coke. 483 00:46:33,492 --> 00:46:37,283 "He's walking on snow white." It means he's walking on cocaine. 484 00:46:37,367 --> 00:46:39,200 How do you know that's what he means? 485 00:46:39,283 --> 00:46:40,950 I read it in NME. 486 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:46,658 Boots chucked his girlfriend because she couldn't sit through a Bowie album. 487 00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:51,033 - He likes Bowie? - He loves Bowie. 488 00:46:52,033 --> 00:46:54,200 Boots is a nose-picker. 489 00:46:54,283 --> 00:46:58,408 The kind who wipes his hand under the seat if there isn't a tissue handy. 490 00:46:58,492 --> 00:47:02,783 - Or even if there is. - How do you know that? 491 00:47:02,867 --> 00:47:05,117 I'm a good judge of character. 492 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,575 I'm not saying I mind. I'm just saying I know. 493 00:47:11,908 --> 00:47:14,367 Come on, let's get another drink. 494 00:47:26,908 --> 00:47:28,158 Red or white? 495 00:47:28,242 --> 00:47:31,950 - White. - Why are you whispering? 496 00:47:32,575 --> 00:47:35,617 Relax. There's no one here. 497 00:47:38,075 --> 00:47:40,408 - Can I have a look around? - Sure. 498 00:48:14,617 --> 00:48:18,325 - What are you doing? - This carpet is unbelievable. 499 00:48:18,450 --> 00:48:22,533 - How do you keep it so clean? - No one's allowed in this room. 500 00:48:23,450 --> 00:48:25,825 - Sorry. - I don't care. 501 00:48:27,492 --> 00:48:29,408 You can lay on it all you want. 502 00:48:44,325 --> 00:48:46,117 This feels good. 503 00:48:49,658 --> 00:48:53,367 I read that book by whatshisname. 504 00:48:53,492 --> 00:48:56,408 - William Burroughs - Yeah. Junkie. 505 00:48:57,783 --> 00:48:59,617 Did you like it? 506 00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:01,617 No, not really. 507 00:49:02,742 --> 00:49:05,200 So it's back to The Hobbit, then. 508 00:49:17,408 --> 00:49:19,742 How fantastic is this song? 509 00:49:21,533 --> 00:49:25,742 How could you choose between Bryan Ferry and David Bowie? 510 00:49:25,825 --> 00:49:27,408 They're gods. 511 00:49:30,825 --> 00:49:32,117 Come on. 512 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,283 You do the backing vocals on the next verse. 513 00:49:35,367 --> 00:49:37,075 - What? - Come on. 514 00:49:39,283 --> 00:49:40,742 OK. 515 00:49:42,742 --> 00:49:44,283 This is what you do. 516 00:49:49,533 --> 00:49:52,367 Think Roxy girl. 517 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,575 I'm gonna be Bryan. 518 00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,867 When will I see you again? 519 00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:39,242 When will we share precious moments? 520 00:51:42,283 --> 00:51:45,992 - How about tomorrow? - OK. 521 00:51:46,075 --> 00:51:49,117 - We could go to the pictures. - OK. 522 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,117 - I'll meet you at the arcade at seven. - OK. 523 00:51:54,825 --> 00:51:56,450 Can I kiss you? 524 00:51:57,492 --> 00:51:58,783 OK. 525 00:52:11,450 --> 00:52:12,992 Tomorrow, then. 526 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,825 Seven o'clock. 527 00:52:38,867 --> 00:52:42,783 We're not gonna catch anything if those prats are splashing about. 528 00:52:46,825 --> 00:52:49,492 You never see kestrel any more. 529 00:52:49,575 --> 00:52:52,825 You used to be able to look up, catch 'em on the wind. 530 00:52:54,283 --> 00:52:56,033 Now you'll be lucky. 531 00:52:58,950 --> 00:53:03,408 Hey, Joe, remember when we used to go fishing with your dad? 532 00:53:03,492 --> 00:53:05,783 He snared hundreds of pikes, Joe's dad. 533 00:53:05,867 --> 00:53:10,033 Didn't even use a rod. He used, like, this old leather bootlace. 534 00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:12,242 He'd see a pike laying in the riverbed, 535 00:53:12,325 --> 00:53:15,367 and he'd take this old lace and make it into a loop. 536 00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:17,408 He'd hang the loop from a pole 537 00:53:17,492 --> 00:53:20,908 and gradually, gradually just lower it down in front of him. 538 00:53:20,992 --> 00:53:24,242 He'd go into the slipknot and onto the bank. Caught hundreds. 539 00:53:24,325 --> 00:53:27,658 - Can you give me a hand? - (Kevin) Oi, Joe! 540 00:53:27,742 --> 00:53:31,783 "Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble, and I ever find out...!" 541 00:53:31,867 --> 00:53:35,700 "Don't hurt me, Joe. Please don't hurt me! I've never done it before." 542 00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:39,033 - "I'm a virgin." - You're such a moron, Hubble. 543 00:53:39,117 --> 00:53:40,950 Wanker! 544 00:53:41,033 --> 00:53:43,825 - You know Erich Conrad's a poof? - No, he's not. 545 00:53:43,908 --> 00:53:46,700 He is. He told his brother and his brother told me. 546 00:53:46,783 --> 00:53:50,492 He realised he was a poof when he was watching wrestling on the telly 547 00:53:50,575 --> 00:53:52,158 and he got an erection. 548 00:53:52,242 --> 00:53:54,242 Erich Conrad's a poof. 549 00:53:54,325 --> 00:53:57,408 I knew that. He got a hard-on while watching the wrestling. 550 00:53:57,492 --> 00:54:00,492 You know Billie Jean King? She's a lesbian. 551 00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:02,658 Joe's Aunt Peggy's a lezzer. 552 00:54:02,742 --> 00:54:03,867 No, she's not! 553 00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:06,325 Why does she look like a bloke, then? 554 00:54:06,450 --> 00:54:08,158 You're a fucking retard, Hubble! 555 00:54:08,242 --> 00:54:09,742 He's trying to fuck me! 556 00:54:10,825 --> 00:54:14,033 - He's trying to fuck me! - Come back here. 557 00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:17,492 My granddad just visited a German concentration camp. 558 00:54:17,575 --> 00:54:19,575 Said it was the most horrible place. 559 00:54:19,658 --> 00:54:23,783 Everyone on the tour was crying. Everything there is kept original. 560 00:54:23,867 --> 00:54:26,825 He said Germans eat twice as much as we do in England. 561 00:54:26,908 --> 00:54:30,992 And the men, they walk around with great big arses on 'em like women. 562 00:54:31,075 --> 00:54:34,783 Old people loved the war. They always cheer up when it's mentioned. 563 00:54:34,867 --> 00:54:37,367 My grandma doesn't like foreigners. 564 00:54:37,492 --> 00:54:40,075 She thinks of Indians and Africans as animals. 565 00:54:40,158 --> 00:54:43,533 She saw a man in a turban and said, "If they live in this country, 566 00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:46,242 they should be forced to wear civilised clothes." 567 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,367 Well, she's right, ain't she? Fucking niggers and Pakis! 568 00:54:49,492 --> 00:54:53,450 - Coming over here, taking our jobs. - Shut up, Hubble, you prat. 569 00:54:54,533 --> 00:54:58,492 It's boring here. I'm off to the arcade. Coming, Hubble? 570 00:54:58,575 --> 00:55:02,408 No. I think I'm gonna catch some sun and watch these losers catch a cold. 571 00:55:02,492 --> 00:55:05,408 - Alright. See you later, mate. - See you later, mate. 572 00:55:46,383 --> 00:55:49,592 - What are you girls up to? - Hello. 573 00:55:49,675 --> 00:55:53,217 Don't you say hello to me, you horrible girl. 574 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:56,508 You say, "Good afternoon, Mrs Rogers." 575 00:55:57,258 --> 00:56:00,925 It's heartbreaking the way your mother lets you run wild. 576 00:56:01,050 --> 00:56:05,133 - Good afternoon, Mrs Rogers. - These girls shouldn't run wild. 577 00:56:05,217 --> 00:56:07,092 They should be at school! 578 00:56:07,175 --> 00:56:10,008 - It's summer holidays, Mrs Rogers. - Holidays! 579 00:56:10,050 --> 00:56:13,383 There are too many holidays! Holidays. 580 00:56:13,467 --> 00:56:16,842 When I was a girl, we didn't have all these holidays. 581 00:56:16,967 --> 00:56:20,050 We had Christmas holidays. That was all we had. 582 00:56:21,050 --> 00:56:23,550 - I hate her. - Just ignore her. 583 00:56:23,633 --> 00:56:27,217 - She's a miserable old lady. - She murdered her children. 584 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,425 - She did! - Did she? 585 00:56:29,508 --> 00:56:31,008 She poisoned them. 586 00:56:31,092 --> 00:56:34,717 Yeah. And then she chopped them up and put the bits in the sea. 587 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,217 You'd better behave, then, or she might just do the same to you. 588 00:57:04,008 --> 00:57:06,883 I wish that boy wouldn't sing. He's gonna sour the milk. 589 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:10,008 Jane, eat it up. You haven't touched a thing. 590 00:57:10,092 --> 00:57:13,467 - I don't bloody like it! - Jane, don't swear! 591 00:57:13,550 --> 00:57:17,383 Don't pay any attention. She's been swearing like a trooper all week. 592 00:57:17,467 --> 00:57:21,175 - She's just testing. - You mixed everything up together. 593 00:57:21,258 --> 00:57:24,133 I can't undo it and put everything back into piles. 594 00:57:24,217 --> 00:57:26,050 Just try a little bit. 595 00:57:26,133 --> 00:57:28,342 Nice crop of tomatoes this year. 596 00:57:28,425 --> 00:57:30,633 Was there anything else you'd like? 597 00:57:30,717 --> 00:57:33,842 - Fishfingers. - I don't think we've got any. 598 00:57:33,925 --> 00:57:37,217 You know, one of those Jehovah's Witnesses came by today. 599 00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:39,508 Told me that me and my garden will go to hell. 600 00:57:39,592 --> 00:57:42,967 Your mum'll have to cook you something when you get home. 601 00:57:43,050 --> 00:57:45,342 I don't think we've got anything you like. 602 00:57:45,425 --> 00:57:47,508 - Hello? - Hi! 603 00:57:48,467 --> 00:57:50,217 - You look nice - Do I? 604 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,175 Sit down. I'll give you a cup of tea. 605 00:58:19,175 --> 00:58:21,008 Joe, are you in there? 606 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,383 I'm sorry, I need the loo. 607 00:58:33,425 --> 00:58:35,008 Hi. 608 00:58:35,050 --> 00:58:36,758 You smell nice. 609 00:58:37,508 --> 00:58:40,342 - Have you got a date? - Yeah. 610 00:58:40,425 --> 00:58:43,383 Come to my house before you meet your girlfriend. 611 00:58:43,467 --> 00:58:45,758 - I don't... - You won't be sorry. 612 00:58:46,717 --> 00:58:48,842 Jack's at his mother's. 613 00:59:03,008 --> 00:59:06,592 Warnings of gales in Viking, Forties, Cromarty, Forth... 614 00:59:06,675 --> 00:59:08,383 Hold on. 615 00:59:09,592 --> 00:59:12,508 - Let me look at you. - Look at my little Elvis! 616 00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:15,175 Can I go now? 617 00:59:16,717 --> 00:59:18,217 Yeah, go on. 618 00:59:19,133 --> 00:59:21,675 - Don't be late. ...high, becoming rough. 619 00:59:21,758 --> 00:59:24,383 Showers, moderate or good. 620 00:59:24,467 --> 00:59:25,633 Dogger, Bailey... 621 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,633 - Joe? - I'm late already. 622 00:59:36,717 --> 00:59:39,383 Don't be silly. I won't keep you long. 623 00:59:39,467 --> 00:59:41,425 - Come in - But I'm really late. 624 00:59:41,508 --> 00:59:44,008 Just for a minute. 625 00:59:44,092 --> 00:59:46,592 Anyway, it's good to keep a girl waiting. 626 01:00:11,883 --> 01:00:13,592 Joe! 627 01:00:30,883 --> 01:00:32,842 Take your shirt off. 628 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,258 Undo me. 629 01:01:23,258 --> 01:01:25,883 Go faster! Go faster, Joe! 630 01:01:42,258 --> 01:01:45,467 Don't worry about Joe. He's always late. 631 01:01:46,383 --> 01:01:48,842 He'll be late for his own funeral. 632 01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,425 Go on. 633 01:02:01,758 --> 01:02:04,883 Sorry I'm late. I had to do something for my mum. 634 01:02:04,967 --> 01:02:06,467 Couldn't get away. 635 01:02:07,508 --> 01:02:09,925 Do you find this approach usually works? 636 01:02:10,758 --> 01:02:11,800 What? 637 01:02:11,925 --> 01:02:14,425 Let me guess, you've never tried it before. 638 01:02:14,508 --> 01:02:15,592 What? 639 01:02:15,675 --> 01:02:21,008 Your neck's covered in love bites! You really surprise me, Joe Scott. 640 01:02:24,675 --> 01:02:25,800 Fuck! 641 01:02:28,258 --> 01:02:29,842 Fuck. 642 01:02:32,008 --> 01:02:33,383 Fucking hell! 643 01:02:34,425 --> 01:02:36,217 Did Evelyn do that? 644 01:02:37,842 --> 01:02:39,633 It was Evelyn, wasn't it? 645 01:02:40,675 --> 01:02:42,633 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 646 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:46,300 - What d'you mean, nothing happened? - Nothing happened! 647 01:02:46,383 --> 01:02:50,258 What are you gonna do about Ruth? Didn't look happy, did she? 648 01:02:51,342 --> 01:02:53,925 You think if I'm out the way, you stand a chance. 649 01:02:54,050 --> 01:02:56,133 Well, you don't. Not with Ruth. 650 01:02:56,217 --> 01:02:58,383 Just fucking calm down, for fuck's sake! 651 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:07,217 - Hit him! - Shut up, Chillo! 652 01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:10,175 - You're supposed to be mates! - Go on, Joe! 653 01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:13,133 Go on! 654 01:03:14,592 --> 01:03:16,633 Yes, Boots! Go on, mate! 655 01:03:17,175 --> 01:03:18,467 Come on! 656 01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:21,717 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? 657 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,133 - Get off me! - If I get off, you'll calm down? 658 01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:27,592 Just get off! 659 01:03:29,008 --> 01:03:30,467 Hit him, Joe! 660 01:03:33,133 --> 01:03:34,842 Fuck off! 661 01:03:41,467 --> 01:03:44,342 You fucking deserved that, Joe! 662 01:03:46,467 --> 01:03:49,675 Looking good, Joe. Looking good! 663 01:04:11,675 --> 01:04:15,092 I like a storm, but this is more than enough. 664 01:04:15,175 --> 01:04:17,550 We can go beachcombing tomorrow. 665 01:04:17,633 --> 01:04:20,758 You always get something good washed up after a storm. 666 01:04:24,550 --> 01:04:25,717 God! 667 01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:40,717 What's wrong with him? 668 01:04:44,883 --> 01:04:46,300 Have you been in my room? 669 01:04:48,133 --> 01:04:49,633 I tidied it up. 670 01:04:49,717 --> 01:04:52,300 Did you enjoy looking through my things? 671 01:04:52,383 --> 01:04:55,508 - I always do! - Just stay out of my room! 672 01:05:01,217 --> 01:05:03,717 I don't think his date went very well. 673 01:05:24,217 --> 01:05:25,800 Hi, Joe. 674 01:05:35,425 --> 01:05:38,883 - Is something wrong? - No. 675 01:05:40,342 --> 01:05:41,925 Are you sure? 676 01:05:43,508 --> 01:05:44,925 Look what you did. 677 01:05:45,050 --> 01:05:47,508 - Did I do that? - Yeah, you did. 678 01:05:47,592 --> 01:05:49,383 Well, I didn't mean to. 679 01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:53,092 I didn't know what I was doing. I really didn't mean to. 680 01:05:55,883 --> 01:05:57,383 I didn't, Joe. 681 01:06:01,175 --> 01:06:03,800 It was so amazing, I didn't know what I was doing. 682 01:06:09,217 --> 01:06:12,592 - Really? - Yeah, really. 683 01:06:24,008 --> 01:06:25,550 Jack's at work. 684 01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:29,883 If you wanna come back. 685 01:07:10,550 --> 01:07:12,675 Just gotta get Jane out. 686 01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:17,300 - Out. - I don't want to go out! 687 01:07:17,383 --> 01:07:20,925 - Out! - But I want to watch The Clangers! 688 01:07:21,008 --> 01:07:24,258 You watch too much TV. If you go out I'll buy you an ice cream. 689 01:07:24,342 --> 01:07:27,300 - I don't want to go out! - Do as I say! Now get out! 690 01:07:27,383 --> 01:07:30,133 - I hate you! - Yeah, and I hate you, too! 691 01:09:11,133 --> 01:09:13,800 Thumbs into the hole. 692 01:09:24,925 --> 01:09:26,842 That's a good girl. 693 01:10:26,633 --> 01:10:27,967 Jane! 694 01:10:28,717 --> 01:10:31,592 Jane! Come away! 695 01:10:32,342 --> 01:10:34,258 Come away, Jane! 696 01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:40,717 Jane! It's a mine! 697 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:44,050 Jane! 698 01:10:44,133 --> 01:10:47,425 Come away! It's a mine! 699 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:48,842 Grace! 700 01:10:48,925 --> 01:10:51,133 Peggy! Grace! 701 01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:56,592 Peggy, come here! 702 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,217 Jane, come away! 703 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:06,592 - It's a mine! - It's mine! 704 01:11:08,175 --> 01:11:09,258 Jane! 705 01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:55,967 Mrs Rogers, are you alright? 706 01:11:56,050 --> 01:12:00,217 I tried to save her, but I couldn't. 707 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:02,175 That poor girl! 708 01:12:02,258 --> 01:12:04,008 That poor wee girl. 709 01:12:04,050 --> 01:12:06,633 Who? 710 01:12:07,342 --> 01:12:10,300 I shouted to her. "Come away!" 711 01:12:10,383 --> 01:12:11,717 "Come away!" 712 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,508 Who? 713 01:12:13,592 --> 01:12:17,342 Evelyn's little girl, Jane. 714 01:12:18,467 --> 01:12:19,967 Oh, my God! 715 01:12:26,967 --> 01:12:30,342 I saw her from my window. 716 01:12:30,425 --> 01:12:33,092 Grace, take Jesse back up to the house. 717 01:12:33,175 --> 01:12:35,925 One of them sea mines from the war. 718 01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:37,925 Mrs Rogers, are you alright? 719 01:12:38,008 --> 01:12:39,967 Washed up by the storm. 720 01:12:40,050 --> 01:12:43,383 Mrs Rogers, you stay right there. I'm gonna be right back. 721 01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:49,467 - What happened? - Go take care of Mrs Rogers. 722 01:12:49,550 --> 01:12:51,717 - What happened? - Just do what I say! 723 01:13:31,425 --> 01:13:33,050 Who will tell Jack? 724 01:13:34,217 --> 01:13:37,967 He already knows. The police phoned him at work. 725 01:13:40,342 --> 01:13:41,925 He'll blame me. 726 01:13:43,133 --> 01:13:45,383 He won't blame you. It's not your fault. 727 01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:48,133 He will. He'll blame me. 728 01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:52,133 He thinks I never loved her. 729 01:13:54,425 --> 01:13:56,550 I'm sure he doesn't think that. 730 01:13:58,550 --> 01:14:00,467 She never liked me. 731 01:14:03,925 --> 01:14:06,633 Not since the day she was born. 732 01:14:08,092 --> 01:14:13,175 - She cried every time I held her. - Evelyn, don't do this to yourself. 733 01:14:13,258 --> 01:14:14,842 It's true. 734 01:14:15,592 --> 01:14:18,592 I tried, I really did. 735 01:14:18,717 --> 01:14:23,133 But it was almost a physical thing. 736 01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:31,300 I always envied the way your kids were with you. 737 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,300 Of course Jane loved you. 738 01:14:35,383 --> 01:14:39,717 It's just kids are strange. They have funny ways of showing love sometimes. 739 01:14:43,925 --> 01:14:45,550 Can you go now? 740 01:14:47,258 --> 01:14:50,383 - Are you sure? - I wanna be by myself. 741 01:14:55,050 --> 01:14:57,425 - If you're sure. I just... - Go. 742 01:14:59,717 --> 01:15:00,883 Please. 743 01:15:07,258 --> 01:15:09,092 If you want anything... 744 01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:11,883 Anything at all... 745 01:15:21,425 --> 01:15:25,675 I want my baby! 746 01:16:24,633 --> 01:16:27,967 Bodies used to be kept in the house for 12 days. 747 01:16:28,050 --> 01:16:30,508 Everyone kept the body as long as they could. 748 01:16:30,592 --> 01:16:33,258 They didn't dare part with it. 749 01:16:33,342 --> 01:16:35,592 Now you can't get rid of it quick enough. 750 01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:40,133 You see, they were afraid the corpse might still be alive. 751 01:16:40,217 --> 01:16:43,633 That was the real reason for hanging on to it. 752 01:16:43,717 --> 01:16:47,383 People now have a postmortem, glory be, 753 01:16:47,467 --> 01:16:49,425 and it's all settled in a minute. 754 01:16:49,508 --> 01:16:55,133 But years ago, there were some folk who got buried alive. 755 01:16:55,217 --> 01:16:57,592 Have you seen Jesse anywhere? 756 01:16:57,675 --> 01:16:59,550 O-Out on the porch. 757 01:16:59,633 --> 01:17:01,383 And Joe, is he ready? 758 01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:04,508 Joe? Joe? 759 01:17:04,592 --> 01:17:07,883 People used to leave an instruction in their will 760 01:17:08,008 --> 01:17:10,883 to have a vein cut, just to be on the safe side. 761 01:17:12,342 --> 01:17:16,342 Come on. Got to be there in ten minutes. Can't keep them waiting. 762 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:20,383 You go on. I'll be there in a minute. 763 01:17:20,467 --> 01:17:24,508 No, you come with us now! I don't want you to be late. 764 01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:29,133 I don't know why they're having a funeral. 765 01:17:29,217 --> 01:17:31,467 There's no body in the coffin. 766 01:17:31,550 --> 01:17:35,717 It's important to say goodbye. It's a symbol. Now, come on. 767 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:38,925 I'm not ready! You go. I'll be there in a minute! 768 01:17:41,133 --> 01:17:43,092 This isn't about you, Joe. 769 01:17:45,133 --> 01:17:47,300 This is about Jack and Evelyn... 770 01:17:48,592 --> 01:17:51,592 ...and the terrible loss they've suffered. 771 01:17:53,925 --> 01:17:55,342 Please. 772 01:17:56,883 --> 01:17:59,008 Please don't let them down. 773 01:22:00,717 --> 01:22:04,050 Oh, my God, it's you! 774 01:22:13,675 --> 01:22:15,467 Where's Peggy? 775 01:22:36,592 --> 01:22:39,133 You've been late your whole life, Joe. 776 01:22:39,217 --> 01:22:42,092 I'm sure Ruth'll be touched that you even turned up. 777 01:22:42,175 --> 01:22:43,925 I just can't believe I missed it. 778 01:22:44,008 --> 01:22:49,133 I can't believe you're here at all! It was a lovely service. 779 01:22:49,217 --> 01:22:51,300 And such a turnout. 780 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:54,217 They couldn't get everyone in the church. 781 01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:58,967 You should've seen the flowers. More than Lady Di. 782 01:22:59,050 --> 01:23:03,467 Poor Ruth. She saw it happen. Dropped down dead in front of her. 783 01:23:03,550 --> 01:23:05,717 One minute chatting away happily, 784 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,383 the next thing she knew he was dead on the ground. 785 01:23:08,467 --> 01:23:11,425 Terrible. They said it was an aneurysm. 786 01:23:12,467 --> 01:23:14,967 Left four kids to bring up on her own. 787 01:23:15,050 --> 01:23:19,300 They're hardly kids. Joe must be 15 now. 788 01:23:19,383 --> 01:23:22,300 Good God, is he really? Seems like yesterday. 789 01:23:22,383 --> 01:23:26,092 Luke, who's 14, Max, who's 12, 790 01:23:26,175 --> 01:23:30,717 and then there's a lovely girl, Angelica, she must be ten. 791 01:23:32,258 --> 01:23:34,133 Boots was a wonderful father. 792 01:23:38,508 --> 01:23:40,800 Hopeless with money, though. 793 01:23:40,925 --> 01:23:43,467 In hock up to his eyeballs. 794 01:23:45,717 --> 01:23:49,758 I reckon Ruth will lose the house and the land. 795 01:23:49,842 --> 01:23:52,425 She had no idea how bad things were. 796 01:23:52,508 --> 01:23:54,717 Silly man hid it all from her. 797 01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,425 She really is in serious trouble. 798 01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:01,717 Thank you. 799 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:06,592 Would you like some cake, Joe? 800 01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:08,300 Thanks. 801 01:24:25,925 --> 01:24:28,800 So what do you think of Graceland, Joe? 802 01:24:31,842 --> 01:24:34,008 It's alright, isn't it? 803 01:24:34,092 --> 01:24:35,842 Thanks to you, Joe. 804 01:24:37,967 --> 01:24:40,842 I bet Elvis was never as cosy! 805 01:25:07,592 --> 01:25:09,217 This is my room. 806 01:25:13,008 --> 01:25:15,258 This is Peggy's. 807 01:25:15,342 --> 01:25:18,800 Took me a while to get used to sleeping in my own room, 808 01:25:18,883 --> 01:25:22,300 but must say, I quite like it now. 809 01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:26,508 This is yours. 810 01:25:29,342 --> 01:25:31,925 I didn't like to throw anything away. 811 01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:40,758 Good night, dear. 812 01:26:36,758 --> 01:26:38,967 - Wakey-wakey! - Fucking hell! 813 01:26:39,717 --> 01:26:41,967 - Morning! - Hi, Jesse. 814 01:26:42,050 --> 01:26:44,050 Oy, bear's breath! 815 01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:49,592 - So, what are you doing here? - It's nice to see you, too. 816 01:26:49,675 --> 01:26:52,633 Well, it's quite a surprise. There you are. 817 01:26:55,633 --> 01:26:57,133 I'm here for the funeral. 818 01:26:57,217 --> 01:26:59,633 If we'd known, we could've put him on ice. 819 01:27:01,008 --> 01:27:05,508 Don't feel bad. Ruth will be glad you came. At least, I think she will. 820 01:27:05,592 --> 01:27:07,175 You think she will? 821 01:27:08,592 --> 01:27:11,383 Get yourself ready. I'll take you over to see her. 822 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:19,133 - You think she will? - It's been a long time. 823 01:27:20,217 --> 01:27:22,175 It's been a lifetime. 824 01:27:23,050 --> 01:27:24,675 Welcome home, Joe. 825 01:27:53,175 --> 01:27:57,133 Look, I feel really weird about this, 826 01:27:57,217 --> 01:28:02,008 so why don't you go in first and tell her that I'm here? 827 01:28:02,092 --> 01:28:03,633 She might not want to see me. 828 01:28:03,717 --> 01:28:06,633 She knows you're here. I've told her already. 829 01:28:06,717 --> 01:28:08,008 What did she say? 830 01:28:08,092 --> 01:28:11,217 - Not very much. - She must have said something. 831 01:28:12,550 --> 01:28:15,383 What would she say? You haven't seen her for 25 years. 832 01:28:15,467 --> 01:28:18,842 Think she'll get down on her knees and thank God you're back? 833 01:28:18,925 --> 01:28:22,175 She just lost her husband, the man she's loved all her life. 834 01:28:22,258 --> 01:28:26,758 Jeez! This might come as a surprise, but she's not thinking about you. 835 01:28:26,842 --> 01:28:28,258 Christ! 836 01:29:27,967 --> 01:29:32,008 She's at the cemetery. She's collecting the sympathy cards. 837 01:29:52,383 --> 01:29:57,008 When I was a child, I thought being brave meant that you had to take action. 838 01:29:58,550 --> 01:30:01,925 That to have a dream or get forward in life, you needed courage. 839 01:30:05,467 --> 01:30:09,133 But the only thing you need courage for is for standing still. 840 01:30:34,508 --> 01:30:36,342 She's over there. 841 01:30:45,967 --> 01:30:48,425 Come on, then! What are you waiting for? 842 01:30:54,008 --> 01:30:56,758 - Aren't you coming? - No, I'll be over here. 843 01:31:47,342 --> 01:31:48,800 Hello, Joe. 844 01:31:49,717 --> 01:31:51,383 Hello, Ruth. 845 01:31:52,550 --> 01:31:54,467 I came for the funeral. 846 01:31:56,758 --> 01:31:58,425 You're a bit late. 847 01:32:00,050 --> 01:32:05,508 Still, it's reassuring to know that some things never change. 848 01:32:10,383 --> 01:32:13,008 I heard it was wonderful. I mean... 849 01:32:13,967 --> 01:32:16,175 Yeah. It was wonderful. 850 01:32:18,592 --> 01:32:20,342 It was good of you to come. 851 01:32:24,092 --> 01:32:25,925 How are you? 852 01:32:26,050 --> 01:32:28,508 Fucking stupid question. Sorry. 853 01:32:30,092 --> 01:32:31,550 Yeah. 854 01:32:35,217 --> 01:32:38,092 - I don't know what to say. - There's nothing to say. 855 01:32:38,675 --> 01:32:42,008 My ears are ringing with sympathy, but it's not... 856 01:32:43,842 --> 01:32:45,758 It's not gonna bring him back. 857 01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:55,925 He had a rare gift, Joe. He knew his place in the world. 858 01:32:57,217 --> 01:32:59,883 He found wonder in simple things. 859 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:04,592 He lived in the moment like a child. 860 01:33:07,008 --> 01:33:09,508 That's a rare gift in a man. 861 01:33:18,050 --> 01:33:20,592 Do you know what the strangest thing is? 862 01:33:22,258 --> 01:33:23,842 I can't cry. 863 01:33:24,967 --> 01:33:28,883 It's the saddest moment in my life and I can't cry! 864 01:33:31,758 --> 01:33:34,008 I mean, I wish I could cry. 865 01:33:36,883 --> 01:33:39,842 There must be something terribly wrong with me. 866 01:33:40,383 --> 01:33:42,050 If there's anything I can do... 867 01:33:42,133 --> 01:33:44,258 No. 868 01:33:57,717 --> 01:33:59,967 I was so afraid to come back. 869 01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:05,217 You were right to leave. 870 01:34:06,508 --> 01:34:10,342 It allowed you to do what you wanted. 871 01:34:10,425 --> 01:34:12,883 Or maybe what I thought I wanted. 872 01:34:21,133 --> 01:34:23,883 - I should be getting back. - Yeah. OK. Sure. 873 01:34:25,550 --> 01:34:29,467 - Thanks for coming. - I'm sorry I was late. 874 01:34:31,425 --> 01:34:33,800 He would have laughed. 875 01:34:36,300 --> 01:34:37,758 Well... 876 01:34:38,758 --> 01:34:40,675 Goodbye, then. 877 01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:42,217 Goodbye, Ruth. 878 01:35:11,675 --> 01:35:13,633 - How was it? - Weird. 879 01:35:21,258 --> 01:35:24,300 - This is Jane's grave? - Yup. 880 01:35:25,258 --> 01:35:27,550 And this one is Evelyn's. 881 01:35:28,342 --> 01:35:29,633 Evelyn died? 882 01:35:29,717 --> 01:35:32,467 I hope so. She's in trouble if she didn't. 883 01:35:32,550 --> 01:35:34,342 How did...? Mum didn't tell me! 884 01:35:34,425 --> 01:35:36,342 Well, there's a story! 885 01:35:36,425 --> 01:35:39,133 She was drawn to trouble like a drunk to the bottle. 886 01:35:39,217 --> 01:35:41,258 If she couldn't find it, she'd make it. 887 01:35:41,342 --> 01:35:44,050 Jesus, you get more like Peggy Tickell every day! 888 01:35:44,133 --> 01:35:48,258 - I'm not like Peggy! - Just tell me what happened! 889 01:35:49,842 --> 01:35:51,758 Are you wearing make-up? 890 01:35:52,842 --> 01:35:55,967 - Fuck off! - Alright, alright. 891 01:35:57,008 --> 01:36:01,217 Well, soon after Jane died, Jack and Evelyn split up. 892 01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:04,592 He never got over Jane's death, and the final straw was, 893 01:36:04,675 --> 01:36:06,717 do you remember Kevin Hubble? 894 01:36:06,800 --> 01:36:08,300 Yeah. 895 01:36:08,383 --> 01:36:11,258 Jack found Evelyn in bed with him. 896 01:36:13,175 --> 01:36:14,467 She married him! 897 01:36:16,133 --> 01:36:17,425 Much to her regret. 898 01:36:17,508 --> 01:36:20,675 He was a monster. He made her life a living hell. 899 01:36:20,758 --> 01:36:22,717 And she stuck it out for years. 900 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:26,342 It was as if she felt she deserved it. He beat her, tormented her. 901 01:36:26,425 --> 01:36:28,175 He was a real bastard. 902 01:36:28,258 --> 01:36:31,467 Anyway, so she finally leaves him. Steals his car. 903 01:36:31,550 --> 01:36:34,050 I don't know why. It was a wreck. 904 01:36:34,133 --> 01:36:38,050 Broke down on the motorway, got out, and was hit by a lorry! 905 01:36:38,133 --> 01:36:40,717 - Oh, God! - Her head was chopped straight off. 906 01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:44,175 And the strangest thing was, they never found it! 907 01:36:44,258 --> 01:36:46,175 Well, what happened to it? 908 01:36:46,258 --> 01:36:50,758 Well, they thought a fox might've taken it. 909 01:36:50,842 --> 01:36:53,633 They don't know and I don't suppose they ever will. 910 01:37:03,967 --> 01:37:06,717 - Are you wearing make-up? - No, I'm not wearing...! 911 01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:08,758 Well, it's concealer. 912 01:37:10,383 --> 01:37:12,383 - You are wearing make up! - Fuck off! 67736

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