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(reel clicking)
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(light guitar music)
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(raspy whispering)
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(hip hop music)
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♪ Do you wait ♪
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♪ True goddess like you never left ♪
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♪ Put me on the cross and spit
the nails out and resurrect ♪
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♪ Hip hop, hip hop they
begging me to bring it back ♪
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♪ Feet up on the throne feel the power ♪
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(phone ringing)
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- Yeah.
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- [Man] How's the Donaldson audit coming?
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- Almost done.
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- [Man] Thanks.
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(dinging)
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- Hey!
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- Oh, hey, how you doing?
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- No, I told you, how
you doing? (giggling)
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- Why do you always think
that's so hilarious?
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- Because it is.
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Joey was so cute and funny.
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Come on, "Friends" was awesome, right?
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- You mean that show
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where only white people are in New York?
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- Whatever.
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So?
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- So I guess the Q3
numbers are a little off
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but I'm just gonna change
some things in there.
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- What, no, no, no.
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Aren't you gonna ask me about my trip?
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- Hey, you've been gone?
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I didn't even notice, oh.
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- Oh, okay, yes I've been gone.
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Check that shit out.
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- Oh damn.
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You get that close to a grizzly bear?
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- Yup.
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- That's stupid.
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- I know, it's pretty sweet, right?
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- No, I don't mean like your
a millennial cool hip stupid,
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I mean that's really stupid.
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Those things can kill you.
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- What, no.
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Joe, there's a ranger present.
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And you know, there's
so much salmon around,
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those bears don't even care we're there.
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God, seeing those bears
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in the wild like that, life changing.
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- Well, I'd never do that.
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- Awesome.
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Is it up on the server?
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- Up and ready to be seen.
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- Hey, question.
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Can't you force Joe to take vacation time?
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I mean, before he completely
loses any semblance
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of a life?
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- Well then who's gonna
make up for all your work?
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(scoffing)
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Are you flipping me of, Amelia?
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- [Amelia] Maybe.
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- You have been taking a
lot of vacation time lately.
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I mean even for you.
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- Hey, there's a lot to see out there.
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We're not getting any younger.
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Especially you, grandpa.
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- That's easy for you to say, miss no kids
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and no infirm mom to take care of.
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- Okay you know what, will you stop that?
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You treat your divorce like
it is the end of your life.
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Ever just thought of it as a restart?
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What, we're not in the
final act of Joe's life,
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it's just act two.
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- Joe is fine.
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Joe doesn't need Amelia's judgment.
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- Well it's Joe's storm
'cause he created it.
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Joe needs to get his ass out and about.
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- I've been charged with making sure
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there's universal format for
our nomenclature this year.
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So I may need one or more
persons to help, thanks.
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- What's Amelia doing?
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- Amelia is just typing
a letter to Carol for Joe
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because Amelia knows Joe likes her.
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- What's Amelia talking about?
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Amelia has to stop.
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- Amelia sees how Joe lights
up when he talks to Carol
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so she's just helping Joe get on it.
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- Joe doesn't need Amelia's help.
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- How does Amelia send this thing?
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- Joe's getting really agitated.
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- Okay, Joe needs to calm down.
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- Amelia needs to stop.
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- Okay Amelia will stop in two seconds,
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once she figures out how
do you send this thing.
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- Amelia, no, no, no.
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Oh!
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(chair creaking)
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- I don't know.
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There's just this
vertigo I've been getting
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every once in a while.
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- When did that start?
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- I don't know, sometime
after the thing with my wife.
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- Ah, divorce.
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I think that's the word
you're looking for.
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- It only happens when I
get stressed out about stuff
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like when someone tries, emails
off my phone without asking.
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- Oh come on.
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Amelia was just trying to help Joe out.
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- Look, I'm just not ready for that
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looking for a new mate
thing right now, okay?
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- Ugh, give me a break.
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You got to break out of
this cycle of nonexistence.
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Seriously, man up, Joe.
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If you're not gonna go
out and meet people, fine.
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But you need to go out into the wild
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and find your inner Joe.
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- Inner?
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I get out, I mean I,
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I went on that trip to
Grand Canyon, remember that?
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- I do remember that.
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That's that Costco tour that you took
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with your parents in a bus
full of old Asian people.
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You sat on the bus and then
got out to see the canyon,
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and then McDonalds.
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- First of all, let me tell you
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there was at least,
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one or two people that weren't retired yet
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in that bus, okay?
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- Yeah, you were one of them.
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- And second of all, I'm not like you.
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I don't like backpacking
out to some remote canyon
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so I get trapped by a boulder
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and I have to cut my arm off with a pen.
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- (laughing) What?
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Did you recently watch 127 hours?
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- Yes.
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- (laughing) But, the
scenery in that movie.
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Epic slot canyons.
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That was awesome.
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- Yes, that was cool, okay?
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- Yes it was.
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Yes it was.
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You even watched that movie
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and I'm telling you,
you can experience that
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really, really easily.
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I can give you a list
of like a dozen places
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that you can go to.
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You just have to walk for a few minutes
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and you find yourself in
these god-amazing places.
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They're really easy adventures.
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- What, you got a
commission from the national
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park service or something?
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- I actually really like that,
really easy adventures, hmm.
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- All right, can we talk
about something else please?
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- Okay.
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Um, tell me what you believe in.
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- What?
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- Like do you support any causes?
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- I don't know, I guess I buy a calendar
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from the World Wildlife Fund every year.
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- You do?
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That's so adorable, Joe.
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- Oh my god.
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- Oh little animal lover Joe. (chuckling)
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Why are you staring at
your finger like a weirdo?
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Oh my god.
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- You talking about like
royalty clean old white guy
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or was he like dirty
commoner old white guy?
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- Hmm, I think royalty.
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'Cause he was with the queen.
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And this other old bearded
hunchback white guy.
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- Oh you're probably thinking
about her right hand man,
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the mad scientist kind of guy.
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- Oh, yeah, I can't keep up.
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- Why don't you just quit?
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- What?
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- Yeah I mean, you'd make
like a great naturalist
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or a trail guide or something.
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Why are you crunching numbers for the man?
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- I guess I never really knew what else
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I wanted to do.
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Yeah, everybody just told me
I should do something secure
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and practical like accounting.
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- What you have Asian parents too?
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- Hah, yeah.
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Oh and then you know Austin
really wanted that big house
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so kinda had to take this
job so we could afford it.
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- Makes sense.
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- Yeah, I guess it does.
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Except now I sit in my cubicle
everyday hating myself, so.
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- Well, hating yourself everyday
doesn't seem very healthy.
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- Why not, you do it.
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- I don't hate myself,
I like working here.
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- Oh, you hate yourself.
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You just don't realize it but I see it.
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This place crushes souls
into tiny little specks.
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- Well, if you're so enlightened,
why don't you just quit?
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Mostly so you can stop
pestering me about my life.
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(coughing)
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Grandpa, you okay?
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- Shut up.
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Actually, I need to work
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so that I can pay for
all the awesome traveling
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that I've been doing.
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God I bet you're sitting
on a bunch of savings
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and vacation pay 'cause you
live in the office 24-7.
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- Not quite.
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All this money I'm
supposed to be sitting on
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is going towards alimony
and mortgage for a house
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I don't live in anymore
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and medical stuff for my
mom so she can breathe.
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- Oh god, you always say that.
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Like you enjoy wallowing
in this pit of no life.
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- Oh yeah, I love spending every day
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getting bullied by my
domineering alien mother.
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Well, I guess it did work for
Norman Bates in Psycho, right?
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I mean he's normal, he's cool, right?
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- (laughing) You're stupid.
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(mask hissing)
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(sighing)
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- Hi mom, hi dad.
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- Joe, where have you been?
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My oxygen tank is almost empty.
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You want me to die?
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- If I wanted you to die,
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I wouldn't be paying for all this stuff
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to keep you alive now, would I?
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Besides you have like half
day left on your tank.
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- Oh, maybe, how do you know?
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The new tanks were delivered this morning.
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- Dad why can't you do this again?
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- I can't really turn the
knob with my right hand.
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- Dad's right, you should
move in here, help us out.
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- Well, if I do that, mom,
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then eventually I'd have to kill myself
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and you'd have no one around to help.
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- Oh stop talking stupid.
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You know, the new neighbors,
they moved in last week.
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A bunch of Indians.
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They have a dog, it
barks and barks all night
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driving me crazy, right Ming?
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- Huh, what?
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- Dog, the stupid dog next door.
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- [Ming] Give him samosa,
it's a curry dog, you know?
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- [Janice] What curry dog?
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- [Ming] I like the smell of curry.
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- Hey Joe, how's it going?
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Chicken combo, steamed veggies and fries?
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- Have I ordered that before?
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(laughing)
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- Let me get a chicken combo,
steamed veggies and fries.
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- [TV Narrator] They've
come across the lake
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from very far away,
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from any other sight that we've
seen through our time show.
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They're forming this for quite a while.
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The lions are closing in on a
leopard that's killed a young,
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello?
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Hey.
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(thunder rumbling and rain pattering)
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00:10:01,629 --> 00:10:02,799
- Daddy!
261
00:10:02,799 --> 00:10:04,450
- Hey, goofball.
262
00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:06,214
Ready to see the awesome dentist?
263
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,951
- I don't like the dentist,
I don't want to go.
264
00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:10,491
- That's just great.
265
00:10:10,491 --> 00:10:11,325
Oh look, look what I got you,
266
00:10:11,325 --> 00:10:12,730
a book about the stars.
267
00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:14,289
- Oh, cool dad.
268
00:10:14,289 --> 00:10:15,123
- Cool.
269
00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:19,559
Uh, hey Joyce.
270
00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:20,393
- Hey.
271
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,759
- So what'd you do to the front yard?
272
00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:24,940
It's all different.
273
00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,799
- Oh yeah just some stuff
I wanted to change up
274
00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:27,669
for a little while.
275
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,870
Um hey, thank you for taking him.
276
00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,580
I completely forgot about it.
277
00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,970
- That's fine, just next time,
278
00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,590
just give me earlier notice.
279
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,639
- Yeah, okay, sorry.
280
00:10:36,639 --> 00:10:38,899
So just remember, after the
dentist, straight to school
281
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,340
and then my mom's gonna pick him up.
282
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,173
- Oh, okay.
283
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,403
I could take him if you want.
284
00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:43,509
- No, no, it's fine.
285
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:44,929
Wilson's been looking
forward to hanging out
286
00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:45,870
with my parents.
287
00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:47,200
- Actually, I'd rather--
288
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,033
- Wilson.
289
00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:51,429
- Well, I mean, if Wilson wants
to come with me, it's cool.
290
00:10:51,429 --> 00:10:53,830
- No, no, my parents haven't
seen him for a few weeks
291
00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,432
and they really wanna
see him, so, it's fine.
292
00:10:58,370 --> 00:10:59,519
- All right, okay fine.
293
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,399
- Okay, great, thank you.
294
00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:09,710
And I will see you tomorrow
night, honey bunny.
295
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,243
Listen to Nana, okay?
296
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,779
(sighing)
297
00:11:26,779 --> 00:11:30,250
- Mom's going to hang out
with Doug in Palm Springs.
298
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,082
- Who?
299
00:11:31,082 --> 00:11:32,570
- That's her new friend
she hangs out with.
300
00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:34,320
I wasn't supposed to tell you that.
301
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,740
- Hey Wilson, why don't
you check out your book
302
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,663
about the stars?
303
00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:45,993
Wilson?
304
00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:48,643
Wilson.
305
00:11:55,326 --> 00:11:57,909
(car starting)
306
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:02,000
(copier whirring)
307
00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,355
(clicking)
308
00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:09,187
Okay.
309
00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:13,248
Hey.
- Hey.
310
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,850
- You're like the last person
I thought I'd find here
311
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,700
unusually early in the morning.
312
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:20,090
- Yeah, it's sad, right,
I'm becoming like you.
313
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:20,923
- Oh, I see.
314
00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:21,755
What, you take the afternoon off
315
00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:24,792
and go ride polar bears in
Antarctica or something?
316
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,432
- There are no polar
bears in the Antarctic.
317
00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:29,533
- Right.
318
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:33,677
- No, I just needed to
get out of the house.
319
00:12:33,677 --> 00:12:34,970
- You all right?
320
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:35,802
- Yeah.
321
00:12:36,899 --> 00:12:38,006
Yeah, I'm fine.
322
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:41,350
Just couldn't deal with
Austin this morning,
323
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,982
so I had to get out.
324
00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:48,919
- Um, you wanna talk about it?
325
00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:50,993
- No, no I'm fine.
326
00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:53,942
- All right.
327
00:12:55,619 --> 00:12:58,059
(copier beeping)
328
00:12:58,059 --> 00:13:00,000
- Why are you here this early?
329
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,169
- Well I'm hear because Joyce browbeat me
330
00:13:02,169 --> 00:13:03,600
to take the kid to the dentist at 6:30
331
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,476
in the morning.
332
00:13:04,476 --> 00:13:06,220
- Mm, you know since you're divorced
333
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,480
she shouldn't be able
to browbeat you anymore.
334
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,086
- Oh, thanks for
emasculating me even further.
335
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,759
- You guys done with the copier?
336
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:24,982
- Um yeah.
- Hey Joe.
337
00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:26,256
- Hey, how you doing.
338
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:27,850
- And Amelia.
339
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,350
Unusual seeing you here
this early in the morning.
340
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,080
- Really, Tanner?
341
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:37,075
- I think I'm done.
342
00:13:37,075 --> 00:13:38,756
(phone ringing)
(somber music)
343
00:13:38,756 --> 00:13:41,006
♪ Oooh aah ♪
344
00:13:51,471 --> 00:13:56,086
♪ Oooh life ♪
345
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,254
♪ Goes on ♪
346
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,826
(rain pattering)
347
00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:06,143
- [Woman] In the winter I
wanna help with the hernia
348
00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:08,110
and take away that risk
349
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,659
but I don't wanna do any harm.
350
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,159
- She said she'd been
seeing Austin for months
351
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,480
and had no idea that
he was already married
352
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,322
until she saw us together.
353
00:14:22,649 --> 00:14:27,649
And she was so shocked
and so mad, and, (sobbing)
354
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:33,740
I just looked through his browser history
355
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,562
and he'd been on all these dating sites.
356
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:37,960
- Oh man.
357
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,832
- And it just came just
sort of crashing down on me.
358
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:45,539
(sobbing)
359
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,018
- I'm sorry, Amelia.
360
00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:54,710
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
361
00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,203
- I know we had problems but,
362
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,870
I never thought he would
do something like this.
363
00:15:03,874 --> 00:15:05,491
- Yeah.
364
00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:07,174
- I just feel so stupid.
365
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,572
- No.
366
00:15:08,572 --> 00:15:10,059
Look, things happen, all right?
367
00:15:10,059 --> 00:15:12,409
Just, it'll be all right.
368
00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:14,403
Just give some time, all right?
369
00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:16,846
It'll be okay.
370
00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:17,678
- Okay.
371
00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:24,663
I can trust you, right?
372
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:27,783
- Yeah.
373
00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:30,289
Yeah, of course.
374
00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:02,808
Hey.
375
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:05,597
And she's gone.
376
00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,029
Shit!
377
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,697
(keys clinking)
378
00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:24,529
Come on.
379
00:16:26,177 --> 00:16:28,844
(phone ringing)
380
00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:39,804
(somber music)
381
00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:30,123
- Hey, Joe.
- Hey, what's up?
382
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:35,450
So uh, what's up with the
police looking guy over there?
383
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,130
- Oh, you mean the actual police?
384
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,849
Yeah, they're here about Amelia.
385
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:41,500
She took that week off a couple weeks ago
386
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,500
but we haven't heard from her since.
387
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,859
You still haven't talked to her, have you?
388
00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:45,692
- No.
389
00:17:45,692 --> 00:17:46,526
Usually when she goes on vacation
390
00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,200
she just lords it over me
391
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,580
and I didn't even know she was gone.
392
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:52,313
Actually, I'm kind of worried about her.
393
00:17:54,829 --> 00:17:57,440
- Look, she didn't ever
mention anything to you
394
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,730
about taking money from the company?
395
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:01,930
- What, like embezzling?
396
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,259
No, I mean you don't think
she could do something
397
00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:05,093
like that, do you?
398
00:18:05,093 --> 00:18:07,569
- Actually, we kind of know she did.
399
00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:08,930
A few weeks back they were doing
400
00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:10,740
regularly internal audits and discovered
401
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,339
about $30,000 missing.
402
00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:14,930
- Jesus, seriously?
403
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:18,119
- Well, she actually sent the
money to various charities
404
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,250
in our name.
405
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,460
- Well, how do you know it was her?
406
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:23,640
- She put her name down
as the contact person.
407
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,809
She sent money to places
like the Sierra Club,
408
00:18:25,809 --> 00:18:27,425
the World Wildlife Foundation.
409
00:18:27,425 --> 00:18:28,259
(coughing)
410
00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:29,940
Whoah, whoah, whoah, dude, are you okay?
411
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,623
- Uh yeah, yeah, I just,
412
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,442
just surprised that she'd
do something like that.
413
00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:37,029
Are you gonna get the money back?
414
00:18:37,029 --> 00:18:38,799
- Are you kidding?
415
00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:40,359
If word gout out that we were taking money
416
00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:43,380
back from charities, that
would be very embarrassing
417
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,230
for the company.
418
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:46,721
Nah, I mean, we can afford it.
419
00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:48,467
It's just a write off,
I'm sure she knew that.
420
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,717
I'm actually impressed
with her little stunt.
421
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,423
- Uh, thanks.
422
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,690
- All right.
423
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:40,900
Thank you very much.
424
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,900
- Good luck.
425
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:52,082
(sighing)
426
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,776
- Hey.
427
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:04,803
- Can I help you?
428
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,089
- Yeah, you're Austin, right?
429
00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:08,374
- Yeah, yeah.
430
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,670
Do I know you?
431
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,029
- I don't think so.
432
00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:14,739
I'm Joe, I work with Amelia
over at Kentex International.
433
00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:16,096
Actually I'm here because
434
00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:18,369
you know she hasn't been
around for the past few weeks
435
00:20:18,369 --> 00:20:21,034
and everyone at work's
kind of worried about her.
436
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,150
Do you have any idea where she might be?
437
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,359
- Yeah, see that's the thing.
438
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:27,289
I'm not so sure myself.
439
00:20:27,289 --> 00:20:29,750
See she's been going
on these travels lately
440
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,579
so at first I wasn't too worried
441
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,962
but this time she's,
442
00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:37,133
she's been gone a while.
443
00:20:38,829 --> 00:20:41,232
I don't know where she went or why.
444
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,573
- Really, you have no idea why.
445
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:48,119
- Well you know Amelia, she gets these,
446
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,849
these crazy ideas in her head.
447
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,252
- Yeah like maybe you sleeping around?
448
00:20:53,349 --> 00:20:54,182
- Excuse me?
449
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:59,549
- Uh yeah I think you heard me.
450
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,529
- Maybe you should leave.
451
00:21:00,529 --> 00:21:03,394
- Maybe you should stop being an asshole.
452
00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:05,478
- Hey, you got a problem?
453
00:21:07,752 --> 00:21:08,814
- Oh jeez.
454
00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:09,646
Oh god.
455
00:21:09,646 --> 00:21:10,569
- Hey, hey calm down,
calm down, all right?
456
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,403
I don't wanna hurt you, okay?
457
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,480
- Okay.
458
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,440
- Look, if you're calm,
I'm gonna let you go,
459
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,272
all right?
- Okay, okay.
460
00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:16,105
- You calm?
461
00:21:16,105 --> 00:21:16,939
- Yeah, yeah.
462
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,150
Jesus.
463
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:20,982
- God.
464
00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:23,940
Look, I'm not proud of what I did.
465
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,410
- Look, I don't have to
hear any of this, right?
466
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,292
- Look, I just,
467
00:21:27,779 --> 00:21:29,579
I couldn't connect with her anymore.
468
00:21:32,299 --> 00:21:34,130
I reacted badly.
469
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,579
I mean this last year, she's,
470
00:21:36,473 --> 00:21:38,069
she's been a loner.
471
00:21:38,069 --> 00:21:39,289
- Wait, what do you mean?
472
00:21:39,289 --> 00:21:40,762
- I mean she has no friends.
473
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,500
I try and take her to parties and hang out
474
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,093
with my buddies, but she just,
475
00:21:47,109 --> 00:21:49,579
she just quiet, she
doesn't talk to anyone.
476
00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,559
- Wait, Amelia not talking?
477
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:52,613
- Yeah, isn't that,
478
00:21:53,594 --> 00:21:54,970
isn't that how she is at the office?
479
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,143
- Uh, not really.
480
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,032
- Yeah.
481
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:05,502
Yeah, she,
482
00:22:06,849 --> 00:22:08,400
she used to be happy around me.
483
00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:14,307
Have you ever had someone
just stop loving you?
484
00:22:18,053 --> 00:22:18,970
- Um, yeah.
485
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:31,183
(phone ringing)
486
00:22:51,909 --> 00:22:52,920
- What?
487
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,981
Why do you have to go?
488
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:54,815
- Just for a few days, mom.
489
00:22:54,815 --> 00:22:55,730
I'll stop by on my way back.
490
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:57,176
- You want me to die?
491
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,019
- You're not gonna die, all right?
492
00:22:59,019 --> 00:23:00,049
You're set for at least a week
493
00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:02,049
and Jim from next door is gonna come by.
494
00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:03,750
- I don't want him to be here, he smokes.
495
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,519
- He's not gonna smoke
in the house, all right.
496
00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:08,212
Look, it's the best I could
do last minute, I'm sorry.
497
00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:13,103
- What's wrong?
498
00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:15,823
- Oh, nothing, I'm just
catching my breath.
499
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,299
- [Mom] Where are you going?
500
00:23:19,299 --> 00:23:21,089
- I just gotta go, mom.
501
00:23:21,089 --> 00:23:22,839
- [Mom] What, you don't have to go!
502
00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:35,808
(thudding)
503
00:23:35,808 --> 00:23:38,212
- Ugh, dammit, stupid vertigo.
504
00:23:40,683 --> 00:23:42,851
(sighing)
505
00:23:58,789 --> 00:24:02,373
Well, let's do this.
506
00:24:06,519 --> 00:24:07,640
(light music)
507
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,710
- [Amelia] My dear old man Joe,
508
00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:11,869
I have compiled a series of places
509
00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,279
that I think you should get out to
510
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:16,250
so you can have some easy adventures.
511
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,730
I've set up a few general rules
512
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:20,019
as to what an easy adventure is.
513
00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:22,369
One, it has to be some place out in nature
514
00:24:22,369 --> 00:24:23,849
that is unique and amazing.
515
00:24:23,849 --> 00:24:26,521
Like make you feel you are
in another world amazing.
516
00:24:26,521 --> 00:24:29,150
Two, it should be relatively easy.
517
00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:31,670
No long brutal hikes, no
big mountains to climb,
518
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:32,920
no crazy equipment,
519
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,240
and definitely no open desert bike riding
520
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,589
so you can fall into a canyon
521
00:24:36,589 --> 00:24:38,092
and have to cut off your arm.
522
00:24:38,092 --> 00:24:41,029
And three, you should be kind of alone
523
00:24:41,029 --> 00:24:42,130
on these adventures.
524
00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,380
No big touristy crowds
that totally takes away
525
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:45,559
from the experience.
526
00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:47,890
There are a few exceptions
because some places
527
00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:49,470
you just have to see.
528
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,930
Generally though, if it's
gonna feel like an adventure
529
00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,123
it needs to be just you and nature.
530
00:25:12,913 --> 00:25:14,190
(chimes ringing)
531
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,163
- Can I help you?
532
00:25:16,029 --> 00:25:17,900
- Actually, I'm not sure.
533
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,442
- [Attendant] You staying here?
534
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:21,583
- I don't know.
535
00:25:23,018 --> 00:25:26,980
You know, can you tell me if
you've seen this girl around?
536
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:29,240
- Uh, you Chinese?
537
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,250
- What?
538
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,009
- Chinese, you a Chinese guy?
539
00:25:32,009 --> 00:25:34,240
- Yeah, Chinese-American.
540
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,123
Why?
541
00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:39,250
- Your friend left that,
542
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,230
said a Chinese guy
named Joe might show up.
543
00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:43,529
Give him that.
544
00:25:43,529 --> 00:25:44,579
- How long ago was she here?
545
00:25:44,579 --> 00:25:45,900
- A while ago.
546
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,160
- Did you talk to her by any chance?
547
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,480
What was she doing, you know?
548
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,160
- I don't know, I just check people in
549
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,140
and check people out.
550
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:52,380
I don't follow them.
551
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,480
People seem to find that creepy.
552
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,064
- Yeah, I mean.
553
00:25:56,064 --> 00:25:57,532
- Well go ahead, take it.
554
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:01,589
- Just kind of weird.
555
00:26:01,589 --> 00:26:03,673
- Yeah that's pretty
much what I'm thinking.
556
00:26:05,145 --> 00:26:07,313
(sighing)
557
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,680
All righty, why don't you give me a ID
558
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,633
and a credit card and I'll
see if I can find you a room.
559
00:27:07,357 --> 00:27:08,309
(sighing)
560
00:27:08,309 --> 00:27:10,119
- [Man] Finally able to get up close,
561
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,829
Michelle will first determine
562
00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:14,410
whether the reindeer can
handle another major surgery.
563
00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,779
- [Man] Newly green news.
564
00:27:15,779 --> 00:27:19,140
We know people love getting
extra large coffee sizes.
565
00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:23,222
That's why we're making available
our extra large tumbler.
566
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,640
- Dude, Keyhole was dope.
567
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,204
We gotta do that again.
568
00:27:28,204 --> 00:27:29,038
- No, Keyhole Canyon is done.
569
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,509
Let's move on to some other Zion stuff
570
00:27:30,509 --> 00:27:31,660
like my bro told me.
571
00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:34,009
You could actually rappel
down Orderville Canyon
572
00:27:34,009 --> 00:27:35,390
and end up at the Narrows.
573
00:27:35,390 --> 00:27:36,349
It's pretty sick, right?
574
00:27:36,349 --> 00:27:37,182
- Sweet.
575
00:27:37,182 --> 00:27:38,200
- Uh, excuse me.
576
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,900
Did you say something about the Narrows?
577
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,150
- Yeah.
578
00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:44,440
- What exactly is the Narrows?
579
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,604
- It's pretty awesome.
580
00:27:45,604 --> 00:27:47,410
You hike through this big ass canyon
581
00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:49,900
with these walls that like go on forever.
582
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,430
- Like red rock skyscrapers,
583
00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:53,019
like Lord of the Rings kind of stuff.
584
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:54,099
- Yeah if you start at the bottom
585
00:27:54,099 --> 00:27:55,509
it's pretty much all nice and flat.
586
00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:56,549
That's what most people do.
587
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,009
You know, a lot of families and stuff.
588
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:02,099
- But if you wanna go 127
hours, like slot canyon crazy,
589
00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:02,932
I could tell you--
590
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:03,965
- Uh no no no no no.
591
00:28:03,965 --> 00:28:05,299
No 127 hours action.
592
00:28:05,299 --> 00:28:07,522
I'm good with flat families.
593
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,282
- The Narrow's still pretty awesome.
594
00:28:10,282 --> 00:28:12,289
Just go to the visitors center
595
00:28:12,289 --> 00:28:13,349
and there are shuttles to take you
596
00:28:13,349 --> 00:28:14,809
to the Narrows trailhead.
597
00:28:14,809 --> 00:28:16,730
- Cool, thanks, I'll do that.
598
00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:19,089
You guys on vacation or something?
599
00:28:19,089 --> 00:28:20,700
- Oh yeah, we're buds from high school.
600
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,240
We try to do one of these trips every year
601
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,073
when we get a break.
602
00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:25,230
- Or at least until one
of us gets a real job.
603
00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:27,268
- Yeah, I remember those days.
604
00:28:27,268 --> 00:28:30,809
So what kind of real job
you guys looking for?
605
00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:32,280
- Well I don't think we know yet, right?
606
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,210
We're just trying to
explore as much as we can
607
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:36,920
until we find something
to be excited about.
608
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,944
- Yeah, it's cool.
609
00:28:37,944 --> 00:28:39,980
- Back when I was in college,
610
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,527
I was the same way guys were, you know.
611
00:28:41,527 --> 00:28:43,269
Get out of school, I was all fired up
612
00:28:43,269 --> 00:28:45,289
to go change the world, you know,
613
00:28:45,289 --> 00:28:47,210
and do something cool.
614
00:28:47,210 --> 00:28:48,549
- Yeah?
615
00:28:48,549 --> 00:28:49,900
So what'd you end up doing?
616
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:54,646
- Well, I guess, instead
I became an accountant.
617
00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:55,779
(laughing)
618
00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:57,359
- All right, so accounting was your thing
619
00:28:57,359 --> 00:28:58,462
to be excited about?
620
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:01,440
- Uh, actually I don't know.
621
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,500
I mean ever since it was a great job
622
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,430
and I was good at it, but,
623
00:29:08,430 --> 00:29:10,619
I guess even if you're good at something
624
00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:12,409
you don't always love it, right?
625
00:29:12,409 --> 00:29:13,383
- Right.
626
00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:19,049
- Well you're here now, right?
627
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:19,883
- Yeah.
628
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,099
- Are you ready for
adventure and natural wonder?
629
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:23,559
- Yeah, you know what, I think I am.
630
00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:24,539
Hearing you guys talk about it
631
00:29:24,539 --> 00:29:26,009
I think I'm getting all psyched up
632
00:29:26,009 --> 00:29:27,268
to go hike the Narrows.
633
00:29:27,268 --> 00:29:28,930
- Bravo.
- There we go.
634
00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:29,799
See you there.
635
00:29:29,799 --> 00:29:30,779
- Thanks.
636
00:29:30,779 --> 00:29:32,190
- Yeah so what kind of shoes do you have
637
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:33,309
to hike the narrows?
638
00:29:33,309 --> 00:29:35,440
- Oh, well I just brought these.
639
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,272
Is this cool?
640
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,500
- Oh, yeah, those aren't gonna do it, man.
641
00:29:54,153 --> 00:29:57,715
- [Woman] Right now it's about 9:30.
642
00:29:57,715 --> 00:30:00,215
(light music)
643
00:30:15,843 --> 00:30:18,759
(crowd chattering)
644
00:30:44,772 --> 00:30:46,335
- Oh, excuse me.
645
00:30:46,335 --> 00:30:49,386
Do you know where the
trail for the Narrows is?
646
00:30:49,386 --> 00:30:50,603
- You're looking at it.
647
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,700
- [Amelia] The Narrows, baby.
648
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,369
An easy hike to the entrance
649
00:31:18,369 --> 00:31:21,369
of some of the most gorgeous
towering walls of rock
650
00:31:21,369 --> 00:31:23,319
you'll ever see in the world.
651
00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:25,829
The hike is both amazing and fun
652
00:31:25,829 --> 00:31:27,710
which is why I think you'll love it.
653
00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:30,609
Because how often do you
get to hike in the water?
654
00:31:30,609 --> 00:31:33,069
Okay, so it's a little
too popular with tourists
655
00:31:33,069 --> 00:31:35,400
for my taste, but there's nothing like it.
656
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,221
And you can hike for miles
as long as you can stand
657
00:31:37,221 --> 00:31:38,720
because it's all flat.
658
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,250
The further out you hike,
the less people there will be
659
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:43,180
and the more awesome it gets.
660
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:45,559
Best of all, there aren't any places
661
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:48,829
you can get trapped and have
to cut off your arm to escape.
662
00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:50,089
Easy adventure.
663
00:31:50,089 --> 00:31:51,900
Just hike in the water for a ways
664
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:54,380
and then it hits you.
665
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,259
You look up and you're thinking,
666
00:31:56,259 --> 00:31:58,950
oh my god, these walls.
667
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:00,663
These canyon walls.
668
00:32:02,538 --> 00:32:07,538
♪ But I cannot like that one ♪
669
00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:13,117
♪ I am lost but I came towards the sun ♪
670
00:32:13,117 --> 00:32:16,057
♪ If I could be like that ♪
671
00:32:16,057 --> 00:32:19,136
♪ If I could go this distance ♪
672
00:32:19,136 --> 00:32:22,298
♪ If I could scale these walls ♪
673
00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:25,599
♪ I could be so much more than this ♪
674
00:32:25,599 --> 00:32:30,319
♪ To be like that I would do ♪
675
00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:33,200
♪ Anything ♪
676
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,616
(rock music)
677
00:32:56,549 --> 00:32:58,534
♪ To be like that ♪
678
00:32:58,534 --> 00:33:01,750
♪ If I could come this distance ♪
679
00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:04,490
♪ Let me scale these walls ♪
680
00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:08,250
♪ It could be so much more than this ♪
681
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:10,292
♪ To be like that ♪
682
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:14,387
♪ I would do anything ♪
683
00:33:14,387 --> 00:33:16,751
♪ If I could be like that ♪
684
00:33:16,751 --> 00:33:19,733
♪ If I could go this distance ♪
685
00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:22,609
♪ If I could scale these walls ♪
686
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:26,271
♪ I could be so much more than this ♪
687
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:31,271
♪ If I could be like that ♪
688
00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:37,230
♪ If I could be like that ♪
689
00:33:38,134 --> 00:33:41,190
♪ If I could be like that ♪
690
00:33:41,190 --> 00:33:44,356
♪ I would do anything ♪
691
00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:22,775
(growling)
692
00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:17,047
- Joe, hi!
693
00:35:17,047 --> 00:35:20,329
If you're watching this,
that means you made it.
694
00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:21,860
Oh my god!
695
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:23,610
That is so awesome.
696
00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:27,019
Okay, admit it.
697
00:35:27,019 --> 00:35:30,041
Once you got out into the
water and into the Narrows
698
00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:33,590
it blew you away, right?
699
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,469
Anyway, man.
700
00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:39,409
It was really damn funny
to see you open my letter.
701
00:35:39,409 --> 00:35:42,659
Okay, look, I hacked into
the company mainframe
702
00:35:42,659 --> 00:35:45,789
and I turned on your webcam.
703
00:35:45,789 --> 00:35:50,789
Eh, bet you think I could do
that shit, huh? (laughing)
704
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:55,148
Dude, the look on your
face, you were like, what?
705
00:35:55,148 --> 00:35:56,329
What's happening?
706
00:35:56,329 --> 00:35:58,969
So confused. (laughing)
707
00:35:58,969 --> 00:36:01,023
Oh god, it was priceless, it really was.
708
00:36:03,085 --> 00:36:05,010
(sighing)
709
00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:08,610
Well, I chose the Narrows first
710
00:36:08,610 --> 00:36:11,650
because I knew there would
be other people around
711
00:36:11,650 --> 00:36:15,847
so you wouldn't feel all scared
getting into the water alone
712
00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:17,552
like the wuss that you are.
713
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,409
But the next place you have to find
714
00:36:21,409 --> 00:36:23,920
won't have as many people, okay?
715
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,289
It'll just be you and mother nature.
716
00:36:28,289 --> 00:36:32,460
I want you to be a traveler,
not a tourist, okay?
717
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:35,130
Okay, keep going.
718
00:36:35,130 --> 00:36:36,423
For me.
719
00:36:36,423 --> 00:36:37,257
Bye.
720
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,945
♪ Ride a man to get away from me ♪
721
00:37:03,945 --> 00:37:05,344
♪ See see that to me ♪
722
00:37:05,344 --> 00:37:06,788
♪ Never take it from me ♪
723
00:37:06,788 --> 00:37:09,443
♪ See run or not to get away from me ♪
724
00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:10,847
♪ See see that to me ♪
725
00:37:10,847 --> 00:37:12,365
♪ Never take it from me ♪
726
00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:15,027
♪ Run a man to get away from me ♪
727
00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:16,425
♪ See see that to me ♪
728
00:37:16,425 --> 00:37:17,945
♪ Never take it from me ♪
729
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:20,766
♪ Run or man to get away from me ♪
730
00:37:20,766 --> 00:37:22,123
♪ See see that to me ♪
731
00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:24,106
♪ Never take it from me ♪
732
00:37:24,106 --> 00:37:26,938
(energetic music)
733
00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:37,001
♪ I didn't want to, to
leave you down south ♪
734
00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:38,739
♪ When I said that I will call you ♪
735
00:37:38,739 --> 00:37:40,543
♪ Squeeze you a little bit of love ♪
736
00:37:40,543 --> 00:37:41,682
♪ I didn't want to ♪
737
00:37:41,682 --> 00:37:44,349
(phone ringing)
738
00:37:46,344 --> 00:37:48,262
♪ I didn't want to, to
leave you down south ♪
739
00:37:48,262 --> 00:37:50,309
♪ When I said that I would call ♪
740
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:51,670
- [Tanner] Tanner here.
741
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,650
- Hey Tanner, it's Joe.
742
00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:53,980
- Yeah I just wanna
remind you about the big
743
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,800
BDT meeting with the Koreans tomorrow.
744
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,059
I want you to meet Gary Nardino.
745
00:37:58,059 --> 00:38:00,103
He's the VPE on the account.
746
00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:02,949
- Right, right, right. (coughing)
747
00:38:02,949 --> 00:38:06,126
Oh, I think I'm coming
down with something.
748
00:38:06,126 --> 00:38:06,958
- [Tanner] Oh, are you okay?
749
00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:09,429
- Yeah, yeah, just you
know, it's a little fever,
750
00:38:09,429 --> 00:38:11,159
maybe a little vomit, no big deal.
751
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:11,992
But I should be there, right?
752
00:38:11,992 --> 00:38:14,369
- [Tanner] No, no, no.
753
00:38:14,369 --> 00:38:16,789
Go get well, away from
the office, patient zero.
754
00:38:16,789 --> 00:38:18,264
Don't take us all down with you.
755
00:38:18,264 --> 00:38:19,097
- Okay.
756
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,099
- Ah I guess taking
your first personal days
757
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:23,610
in a couple years must have
your defenses down, huh?
758
00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:24,489
- Yeah.
759
00:38:24,489 --> 00:38:26,460
Wait, has it really been a couple years?
760
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:28,280
- [Tanner] Yeah I'm putting
your sick days in now
761
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,400
and that's what it looks like.
762
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,019
What were you doing two years ago?
763
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,686
- Getting a divorce.
764
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:38,344
(light guitar music)
765
00:38:45,077 --> 00:38:50,077
♪ When I see the way you fall down on me ♪
766
00:38:50,222 --> 00:38:55,222
♪ Love is streaming like
this song, you and me ♪
767
00:38:56,215 --> 00:38:59,224
♪ And it's been falling down like snow ♪
768
00:38:59,224 --> 00:39:01,842
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
769
00:39:01,842 --> 00:39:04,739
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
770
00:39:04,739 --> 00:39:07,800
♪ That you were ♪
771
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,800
♪ Baby you're all I see it's all I see ♪
772
00:39:13,181 --> 00:39:18,181
♪ The sun is dreaming like
this song, you and me ♪
773
00:39:18,739 --> 00:39:21,719
♪ It's been going down like gold ♪
774
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,460
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
775
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:27,074
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
776
00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:30,199
♪ That you were ♪
777
00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:33,101
♪ Well you were lonesome and blue ♪
778
00:39:33,101 --> 00:39:35,661
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
779
00:39:35,661 --> 00:39:38,322
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
780
00:39:38,322 --> 00:39:41,282
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
781
00:39:41,282 --> 00:39:43,943
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
782
00:39:43,943 --> 00:39:47,000
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
783
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,880
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
784
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:54,880
♪ That you were ♪
785
00:39:55,550 --> 00:39:58,574
♪ Time alone ♪
786
00:39:58,574 --> 00:40:01,074
♪ Without you ♪
787
00:40:06,851 --> 00:40:09,090
- Hey there, what can I get you, partner?
788
00:40:09,090 --> 00:40:10,300
- Partner?
789
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,650
- Yeah, you're in the wild west now,
790
00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:12,599
you gotta get with the lingo.
791
00:40:12,599 --> 00:40:13,460
- All right.
792
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,030
Um, you know, I'll just
have the chicken plate.
793
00:40:16,030 --> 00:40:16,862
- Chicken?
794
00:40:17,909 --> 00:40:19,079
Really, okay.
795
00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:20,469
- What, is there something
wrong with the chicken?
796
00:40:20,469 --> 00:40:22,510
- No, no, chicken's cool.
797
00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:26,489
It's just like you seem like
a man of adventure, you know.
798
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:28,619
Think you'd want something
a little more flavor,
799
00:40:28,619 --> 00:40:32,094
but do you, chicken it is.
800
00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:32,927
- All right, all right.
801
00:40:32,927 --> 00:40:34,653
You sound like my friend
that dragged me in here.
802
00:40:34,653 --> 00:40:36,152
- Yeah?
803
00:40:36,152 --> 00:40:37,802
Your imaginary friend?
804
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,969
- Oh, well never mind,
805
00:40:40,969 --> 00:40:41,802
it's something like that.
806
00:40:41,802 --> 00:40:43,969
Actually maybe you could help me.
807
00:40:43,969 --> 00:40:45,289
Do you know what this place is?
808
00:40:45,289 --> 00:40:49,429
I know it's like in
Death Valley somewhere.
809
00:40:49,429 --> 00:40:51,699
- Ah, it looks like Sidewinder canyon,
810
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:53,199
it's near Morland point.
811
00:40:53,199 --> 00:40:54,760
It's super cool, it's like a great hike,
812
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,099
there's lots of slot canyons.
813
00:40:56,099 --> 00:40:57,289
Not many people know about it.
814
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,309
- Slot canyons?
815
00:40:58,309 --> 00:41:00,550
Like the movie 127 hours?
816
00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:01,519
- Yeah.
817
00:41:01,519 --> 00:41:03,260
Well, no, kind of.
818
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:05,099
It's more like more rocky
819
00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:08,050
so it's like Land of the Lost.
820
00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:09,739
- No, no, I mean is it someplace
821
00:41:09,739 --> 00:41:11,143
where I'm gonna get trapped
and have to cut my arm off
822
00:41:11,143 --> 00:41:12,320
with a pen?
823
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,289
- No, dummy.
824
00:41:13,289 --> 00:41:15,409
That like never happens.
825
00:41:15,409 --> 00:41:16,849
Like almost never.
826
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:20,039
Look, it's super nice, it's fine.
827
00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:21,070
If it rains, it's bad
828
00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:23,230
but it's not gonna rain anytime soon.
829
00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,199
Wait, did you get my Land
of the Lost reference?
830
00:41:25,199 --> 00:41:26,628
- Um, yeah.
831
00:41:26,628 --> 00:41:29,623
Land of the Lost, Sleestak, Chaka.
832
00:41:29,623 --> 00:41:30,740
- Whoah.
833
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:31,574
- What?
834
00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:33,860
- You're, I didn't
realize you were that old.
835
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,940
Okay, I'm gonna go put in
your boring chicken order.
836
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,659
- Uh, wait wait!
837
00:41:37,659 --> 00:41:39,519
How exactly do you get there?
838
00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:41,889
- It's just off of a dirt
road off of Badwater.
839
00:41:41,889 --> 00:41:44,070
If you hit Morland Point
you've gone too far.
840
00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:45,210
- Seems a little vague.
841
00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:47,309
- Yeah dude, I'm not the visitor's center.
842
00:41:50,059 --> 00:41:51,389
- Wait.
843
00:41:51,389 --> 00:41:54,530
Actually, maybe I won't have the chicken.
844
00:41:54,530 --> 00:41:57,900
- Oh, okay, well then I
have three words for you.
845
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,690
Three mushroom pizza.
846
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:02,090
Shiitake, portabello, button.
847
00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:05,380
Four types of cheese, little
tomato sauce, hint of garlic.
848
00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,519
- Yeah it does sound good.
849
00:42:06,519 --> 00:42:07,635
- [Waitress] Yeah.
850
00:42:07,635 --> 00:42:08,469
- I mean it sounds wild!
851
00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:10,184
- (laughing) Yeah it's wild.
852
00:42:10,184 --> 00:42:11,016
Cool.
853
00:42:15,068 --> 00:42:16,610
- Do you know if there's any
vacancies in the hotel tonight?
854
00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:19,119
- Actually there normally
is but there's not tonight.
855
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:20,360
They're kind of booked up.
856
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,840
But me and a bunch of friends
857
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,409
are gonna go camping under the stars.
858
00:42:23,409 --> 00:42:24,480
You're welcome to join us.
859
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,824
- Camping?
860
00:42:25,824 --> 00:42:26,809
You mean like on the desert
861
00:42:26,809 --> 00:42:28,806
with like the sand and the cacti?
862
00:42:28,806 --> 00:42:29,639
- Yeah.
863
00:42:29,639 --> 00:42:32,719
- Yeah, sorry, that's not my thing.
864
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:33,842
- Okay, cool.
865
00:42:33,842 --> 00:42:35,932
Enjoy your boring night.
866
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,050
(grunting)
867
00:42:56,371 --> 00:42:58,050
(knocking)
868
00:42:58,050 --> 00:42:59,492
Hey.
869
00:42:59,492 --> 00:43:00,992
We have an extra sleeping bag.
870
00:43:04,510 --> 00:43:07,594
(light guitar music)
871
00:43:09,346 --> 00:43:11,762
(chattering)
872
00:43:19,452 --> 00:43:21,487
- Does this go on top?
873
00:43:21,487 --> 00:43:24,690
♪ Please don't leave ♪
874
00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:28,530
♪ Tell me that you see me ♪
875
00:43:28,530 --> 00:43:33,530
♪ Tell me that you need me ♪
876
00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:39,072
♪ Tell me I'm alive ♪
877
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:42,072
♪ Oh I've been walking ♪
878
00:43:42,072 --> 00:43:43,710
- Smores, smores, smores.
879
00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:45,420
♪ Walking through the valley ♪
880
00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,443
- Go like, I can take it, okay.
881
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:52,150
♪ Running from these shadows ♪
882
00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:57,150
♪ Trying to make it home ♪
883
00:43:58,248 --> 00:44:03,248
♪ When not a day do I stand alone ♪
884
00:44:03,289 --> 00:44:05,929
♪ Not an owl ♪
885
00:44:05,929 --> 00:44:07,409
- All right guys, I'm tired
886
00:44:07,409 --> 00:44:10,039
so I'm gonna call it a night.
887
00:44:10,039 --> 00:44:11,820
- Okay.
- All right.
888
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,193
- See you in the morning.
889
00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:14,313
- See you in the morning, night.
890
00:44:14,313 --> 00:44:15,590
- Thanks for the smores, Chips.
891
00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:16,422
- I got you.
892
00:44:19,539 --> 00:44:20,373
- Ah.
893
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:23,179
Yes!
894
00:44:23,179 --> 00:44:24,610
This is why I dragged my ass
895
00:44:24,610 --> 00:44:27,730
all the way out here from Chicago.
896
00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:29,152
- Seriously, Chicago?
897
00:44:29,152 --> 00:44:29,985
- Mhmm, yeah.
898
00:44:29,985 --> 00:44:32,135
- [Joe] What inspired
you to come out here?
899
00:44:33,619 --> 00:44:36,898
- Well you know how Chicago's
just like big time metropolis?
900
00:44:36,898 --> 00:44:41,750
Well like the rest of Illinois
is kind of like farm land
901
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:45,530
and backcountry roads and stuff like that
902
00:44:45,530 --> 00:44:46,929
but I've never seen any of it.
903
00:44:46,929 --> 00:44:49,730
Like being this city girl.
904
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:52,309
So then when I went to college
I started dating this guy
905
00:44:52,309 --> 00:44:54,889
and he was like super outdoorsy.
906
00:44:54,889 --> 00:44:57,838
So one day he's like, we
should get out of here.
907
00:44:57,838 --> 00:44:59,099
We should like get out of the city.
908
00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:01,179
So we did, we got in his car
909
00:45:01,179 --> 00:45:03,849
and we drive like miles
and miles out of the city.
910
00:45:03,849 --> 00:45:06,650
And he pulls over to the side of the road,
911
00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:08,219
and we're like away from
all the street lights
912
00:45:08,219 --> 00:45:10,849
and everything so it's like pitch black.
913
00:45:10,849 --> 00:45:12,539
And we get out the car
914
00:45:12,539 --> 00:45:16,992
and we sit on the roof and
he tells me to look up.
915
00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:21,492
So I look up and,
916
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:27,659
it's just stars everywhere.
917
00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:28,860
You know, it's just like
918
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,480
thousands and thousands of stars
919
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,119
and they're all in like
bunches and clusters
920
00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:36,679
and I'd never seen anything like that,
921
00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:38,559
like not in real life.
922
00:45:38,559 --> 00:45:39,969
I don't know, it's like,
923
00:45:39,969 --> 00:45:41,760
it makes you feel really small
924
00:45:42,849 --> 00:45:43,829
and it also makes you feel like
925
00:45:43,829 --> 00:45:47,210
there's just like so
much out there, you know?
926
00:45:47,210 --> 00:45:49,989
Like so much to see and so much to do
927
00:45:51,074 --> 00:45:53,369
and it kind of just gave me scope.
928
00:45:53,369 --> 00:45:55,139
You know what I mean?
929
00:45:55,139 --> 00:45:56,306
- Uh, kind of?
930
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,369
- I mean just like look
up and then you'd get it.
931
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:06,063
- Holy crap.
932
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:08,472
- Yeah.
933
00:46:12,152 --> 00:46:13,637
- Huh.
- Yeah.
934
00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:17,010
But from then on I just
wanted to see the stars.
935
00:46:17,010 --> 00:46:18,659
Yeah so when I was done with college
936
00:46:18,659 --> 00:46:20,900
and I packed up all my stuff
937
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,789
and I borrowed my uncle's
like beat up old Civic
938
00:46:23,789 --> 00:46:25,793
and I just drove straight out there.
939
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:29,289
Like it gets hot as hell out here,
940
00:46:29,289 --> 00:46:31,969
don't get me wrong, it's
like unbearable sometimes.
941
00:46:31,969 --> 00:46:34,219
But it's still beautiful.
942
00:46:34,219 --> 00:46:35,440
- That's cool.
943
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,409
So you meet a lot of weirdos like me?
944
00:46:37,409 --> 00:46:40,000
- Oh yeah, whole lot of weirdos.
945
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,289
You're not the weirdest so you
don't have to worry about it.
946
00:46:42,289 --> 00:46:43,518
- That's good, that's good.
947
00:46:43,518 --> 00:46:45,130
I feel a little better about myself.
948
00:46:45,130 --> 00:46:46,610
- You're close but
you're not the weirdest.
949
00:46:46,610 --> 00:46:47,699
- All right.
950
00:46:47,699 --> 00:46:48,532
(laughing)
951
00:46:48,532 --> 00:46:49,364
Just not the worst.
952
00:46:49,364 --> 00:46:50,219
- No.
- All right.
953
00:46:51,197 --> 00:46:53,119
- You know the strangest thing is that
954
00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:55,570
most of the people that come out here
955
00:46:55,570 --> 00:46:58,659
aren't Americans, they're
foreigners, you know.
956
00:46:58,659 --> 00:46:59,730
Like I think about some of the kids
957
00:46:59,730 --> 00:47:01,449
that I grew up with in my neighborhood,
958
00:47:01,449 --> 00:47:04,199
how much it would benefit them to just
959
00:47:04,199 --> 00:47:06,682
get out, you know and
see that there's more.
960
00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:11,599
- Well, I'm one of those
non-visiting Americans, I guess.
961
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:13,163
I mean, up until this week.
962
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:15,579
You know this is my first time camping?
963
00:47:15,579 --> 00:47:17,416
- Oh really?
964
00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:18,909
Ah, I couldn't tell.
965
00:47:18,909 --> 00:47:20,239
- It's that obvious, huh?
966
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:21,356
I don't know.
967
00:47:21,356 --> 00:47:25,150
I love watching all these outdoor shows
968
00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:26,630
and all that kind of stuff so
969
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:30,320
always wanted to try it and I just,
970
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,809
life just got busy.
971
00:47:31,809 --> 00:47:34,889
You know, just studied all through college
972
00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:38,309
and then went straight to work afterwards
973
00:47:38,309 --> 00:47:42,003
then got married, had a kid,
974
00:47:43,670 --> 00:47:45,420
and I thought everything was great.
975
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:48,088
And then,
976
00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:55,655
then I got divorced.
977
00:47:55,655 --> 00:47:57,112
- That sucks, I'm sorry.
978
00:47:58,860 --> 00:47:59,693
- Yeah.
979
00:48:00,969 --> 00:48:03,652
I just didn't feel like going
anywhere after that, you know.
980
00:48:03,652 --> 00:48:07,780
It's just easier, safer
981
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:13,143
to just stay at work, go back home,
982
00:48:14,139 --> 00:48:17,483
go to bed, go back to work.
983
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:23,920
- Oh my god dude, you are
bumming me out. (laughing)
984
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,922
- Sorry.
- I feel so bad.
985
00:48:29,592 --> 00:48:30,509
- You know?
986
00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:33,539
I'm having fun.
987
00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:35,175
- You are?
988
00:48:35,175 --> 00:48:36,009
- Yeah.
989
00:48:36,856 --> 00:48:37,688
- Whoah.
990
00:48:38,619 --> 00:48:40,150
We did it!
991
00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:42,130
Mr. Adventure time.
992
00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:43,400
- Yeah.
993
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,130
- Okay, you gotta shut up
'cause I'm gonna go to bed.
994
00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:47,983
Good night.
995
00:48:49,853 --> 00:48:50,936
- Good night.
996
00:48:53,954 --> 00:48:56,871
(cricket chirping)
997
00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:06,155
(light guitar music)
998
00:49:06,155 --> 00:49:10,057
♪ Oh I've been walking ♪
999
00:49:10,057 --> 00:49:14,719
♪ Walking through the valley ♪
1000
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:19,577
♪ Running from these shadows ♪
1001
00:49:19,577 --> 00:49:24,577
♪ Trying to make it home ♪
1002
00:49:25,219 --> 00:49:30,219
♪ When not a day do I stand alone ♪
1003
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:35,239
♪ Not an hour am I on my own ♪
1004
00:49:35,418 --> 00:49:39,918
♪ Know your love won't pass me by ♪
1005
00:49:39,918 --> 00:49:43,668
♪ Your love won't pass me by ♪
1006
00:49:50,974 --> 00:49:55,679
♪ I've said no your
love won't pass me by ♪
1007
00:49:55,679 --> 00:49:59,429
♪ Your love won't pass me by ♪
1008
00:50:33,099 --> 00:50:34,849
- [Amelia] Stop being such a pussy.
1009
00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:58,139
If you ever want to get
away in a time machine
1010
00:50:58,139 --> 00:51:00,889
to a faraway planet,
get out to Death Valley,
1011
00:51:00,889 --> 00:51:03,762
to this place, Sidewinder Canyon.
1012
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,829
You start in this scaping, rocky canyon
1013
00:51:31,829 --> 00:51:34,179
straight out of Tatooine from Star Wars.
1014
00:51:34,179 --> 00:51:35,530
They filmed here, you know.
1015
00:51:36,369 --> 00:51:38,090
You should be all alone here.
1016
00:51:38,090 --> 00:51:41,003
Just you and miles and miles of rocks.
1017
00:51:42,329 --> 00:51:46,070
In fact, the walls are full
of rocks stuck in rocks.
1018
00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:47,402
It's crazy.
1019
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:56,673
♪ Forget all your worries
and look to the wonder of ♪
1020
00:51:58,974 --> 00:52:03,974
♪ This beautiful picture
'cause things are looking up ♪
1021
00:52:05,599 --> 00:52:07,699
- [Amelia] Now just
hike for a little while
1022
00:52:07,699 --> 00:52:10,969
and then a little ways off the side,
1023
00:52:10,969 --> 00:52:14,250
there's this small hole in the boulders.
1024
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:17,373
It's the Alice in Wonderland rabbit hole.
1025
00:52:39,510 --> 00:52:40,342
- Okay.
1026
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:46,514
All right, let's do this.
1027
00:52:46,514 --> 00:52:47,514
Let's do it.
1028
00:52:51,643 --> 00:52:53,483
(light rock guitar music)
1029
00:52:53,483 --> 00:52:56,650
♪ Don't let love fade ♪
1030
00:53:16,177 --> 00:53:21,177
♪ I'm so excited a new
day has just begun ♪
1031
00:53:23,376 --> 00:53:24,978
♪ The chains have been broken ♪
1032
00:53:24,978 --> 00:53:29,978
♪ The dust has been lifted up ♪
1033
00:53:30,193 --> 00:53:32,717
♪ Oh stumble and falling ♪
1034
00:53:32,717 --> 00:53:37,717
♪ Breaking these walls down ♪
1035
00:53:38,635 --> 00:53:43,635
♪ Care for a nation,
it's our generation now ♪
1036
00:53:46,255 --> 00:53:49,677
♪ Where are the voices,
the business, the blood ♪
1037
00:53:49,677 --> 00:53:53,538
♪ Be constant and watch
while the world falls apart ♪
1038
00:53:53,538 --> 00:53:55,793
♪ We're breaking the silence ♪
1039
00:53:55,793 --> 00:54:00,793
♪ We've been laying low too long ♪
1040
00:54:01,313 --> 00:54:06,313
♪ We open our eyes so that
our world is beautiful ♪
1041
00:54:08,577 --> 00:54:10,534
♪ They're breaking the silence ♪
1042
00:54:10,534 --> 00:54:15,534
♪ We've been laying low too long ♪
1043
00:54:16,237 --> 00:54:21,237
♪ You open your eyes so that
our world is beautiful ♪
1044
00:54:23,297 --> 00:54:25,297
♪ Yes it is ♪
1045
00:54:25,297 --> 00:54:28,952
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
1046
00:54:28,952 --> 00:54:32,454
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
1047
00:54:32,454 --> 00:54:36,396
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
1048
00:54:36,396 --> 00:54:38,896
♪ Whoah whoah ♪
1049
00:55:27,483 --> 00:55:29,213
- Hello, Joe.
1050
00:55:31,519 --> 00:55:34,489
If this is actually Joe.
1051
00:55:34,489 --> 00:55:36,340
Oh god, and not some German tourist
1052
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:39,943
who has actually stumbled
upon this video on my SD card.
1053
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,963
Well, (speaking in foreign
language) if it is.
1054
00:55:45,309 --> 00:55:50,059
But if it's indeed my
Asian American friend Joe
1055
00:55:50,059 --> 00:55:53,650
then damn, I can't believe
you made it this far.
1056
00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:54,483
Can you?
1057
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,940
Stop rolling your eyes at me.
1058
00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:58,679
I know that's what you're doing.
1059
00:55:58,679 --> 00:56:03,679
I mean, these slot canyons
are pretty sick, right?
1060
00:56:05,878 --> 00:56:07,402
Yeah.
1061
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:11,500
And all you had to do was
just hike a little bit
1062
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,650
and climb into a hole
1063
00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:16,483
and you are in a totally different world.
1064
00:56:17,789 --> 00:56:20,963
I know, I love coming out to this canyon.
1065
00:56:22,039 --> 00:56:26,150
In the middle of nowhere with its rocks
1066
00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:29,362
and its shade and its silence.
1067
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:36,639
It just helps me let go of my burdens.
1068
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:41,480
I think that's what I
like about the desert.
1069
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:45,159
I like staring out into the distance
1070
00:56:45,159 --> 00:56:50,159
and hearing old dramatic
Star Wars music in my head.
1071
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:53,952
Yeah.
1072
00:56:56,530 --> 00:56:57,362
But you made it!
1073
00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:00,530
You made it!
1074
00:57:00,530 --> 00:57:03,780
You got out of that building, out of town,
1075
00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:05,469
out of your safe zone.
1076
00:57:05,469 --> 00:57:06,302
Joe!
1077
00:57:07,179 --> 00:57:10,416
(laughing) I'm so proud of you.
1078
00:57:10,416 --> 00:57:12,666
(coughing)
1079
00:57:20,396 --> 00:57:23,809
Yeah.
1080
00:57:23,809 --> 00:57:27,152
You're not the only reason
I decided to disappear.
1081
00:57:32,079 --> 00:57:34,010
I'll tell you more later
1082
00:57:34,010 --> 00:57:35,550
'cause there's still one more place
1083
00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:37,099
I want you to find me at.
1084
00:57:37,099 --> 00:57:41,789
But I need you to find
my sister first, okay?
1085
00:57:41,789 --> 00:57:44,143
She lives kind of near here.
1086
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:49,570
Find her, tell her I love her
1087
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:53,422
and I forgive her.
1088
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:56,210
And I understand.
1089
00:57:57,248 --> 00:57:58,081
Okay?
1090
00:57:59,070 --> 00:58:00,119
Talk to her about me.
1091
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,882
And then come find me.
1092
00:58:06,577 --> 00:58:07,726
Have a great hike back.
1093
00:58:16,815 --> 00:58:17,815
- All right.
1094
00:58:32,452 --> 00:58:34,619
(howling)
1095
00:58:44,978 --> 00:58:47,478
(bird cawing)
1096
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,775
(owls hooting)
1097
00:59:35,184 --> 00:59:37,766
(upbeat music)
1098
00:59:44,518 --> 00:59:47,184
(phone ringing)
1099
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,070
- Hello?
1100
00:59:55,070 --> 00:59:57,570
- [Joyce] Hey Joe, did you
get my text last night?
1101
00:59:58,769 --> 01:00:00,309
- Yeah, yeah, sorry, I couldn't get to it.
1102
01:00:00,309 --> 01:00:03,409
- Look, I really need to do this thing
1103
01:00:03,409 --> 01:00:05,907
so are you gonna be back tonight?
1104
01:00:05,907 --> 01:00:07,876
- Uh no, no.
1105
01:00:07,876 --> 01:00:08,802
I'm not, sorry.
1106
01:00:09,670 --> 01:00:12,099
- Oh, really, okay look
1107
01:00:12,099 --> 01:00:13,780
I might be able to push this
thing to tomorrow night,
1108
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,550
are you at least gonna be back then?
1109
01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:18,929
- Uh, yeah, I guess maybe I might be able
1110
01:00:18,929 --> 01:00:19,762
to make it tomorrow night.
1111
01:00:19,762 --> 01:00:20,594
- Okay, that'll be awesome, Joe.
1112
01:00:20,594 --> 01:00:22,349
Let me just make a call
and we'll see what we can--
1113
01:00:22,349 --> 01:00:24,170
- You know what, I can't.
1114
01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:25,389
I'm sorry, I can't, Joyce.
1115
01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:26,608
I can't make it tomorrow night.
1116
01:00:26,608 --> 01:00:27,460
Can you just get a sitter or something?
1117
01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,659
- Come on Joe, help me out.
1118
01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:31,309
It's really important.
1119
01:00:31,309 --> 01:00:33,030
- Yeah, don't you think what I'm doing
1120
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:34,409
is important too, Joyce?
1121
01:00:34,409 --> 01:00:36,708
I mean last three or
four times you asked me
1122
01:00:36,708 --> 01:00:37,952
I've been more than happy to take Wilson,
1123
01:00:37,952 --> 01:00:40,068
I mean cut me a little slack here, okay?
1124
01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:42,492
- [Joyce] God Joe, fine, calm down.
1125
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,496
What's going on that's so important?
1126
01:00:47,387 --> 01:00:48,219
- I...
1127
01:00:58,250 --> 01:00:59,663
- [Joyce] Joe, are you still there?
1128
01:01:03,809 --> 01:01:08,592
- Uh, Joyce, can you tell
me again why you left me?
1129
01:01:09,539 --> 01:01:11,219
- [Joyce] Seriously?
1130
01:01:11,219 --> 01:01:13,420
We've been through this a million times.
1131
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:17,603
- I know, but, this time I
think I'm ready to listen.
1132
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:23,039
- [Joyce] Well, look, when we got married,
1133
01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:26,719
I was happy, it's
absolutely what I wanted,
1134
01:01:26,719 --> 01:01:28,190
what we wanted.
1135
01:01:28,190 --> 01:01:33,190
I needed your kindness and
your humor and your stability.
1136
01:01:34,936 --> 01:01:35,768
- Okay.
1137
01:01:38,110 --> 01:01:43,110
- [Joyce] But then things
slowly changed for me.
1138
01:01:45,315 --> 01:01:47,530
And when you went on that
business trip to Korea
1139
01:01:47,530 --> 01:01:50,449
and when you got back, I realized
1140
01:01:52,639 --> 01:01:54,943
I was happier without you.
1141
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,592
- Right.
1142
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,467
Yeah, that was it.
1143
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:02,059
- [Joyce] I'm sorry, Joe.
1144
01:02:02,059 --> 01:02:04,900
I've always been sorry
about that, honestly.
1145
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:06,693
- Yeah, I know, I know Joyce.
1146
01:02:08,610 --> 01:02:11,000
Look, I have this work conference I'm at
1147
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,889
so I just can't get out, sorry.
1148
01:02:13,889 --> 01:02:16,019
- [Joyce] Oh, okay.
1149
01:02:16,019 --> 01:02:19,329
Just tell me that next time.
1150
01:02:19,329 --> 01:02:22,817
- Yeah, yeah I just
wasn't thinking straight.
1151
01:02:22,817 --> 01:02:24,320
- [Joyce] All right, I guess I'll just
1152
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,619
figure something else out.
1153
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:29,400
All right, bye.
1154
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,233
- Bye.
1155
01:02:47,141 --> 01:02:49,724
(car starting)
1156
01:02:56,996 --> 01:02:59,496
(light music)
1157
01:03:34,949 --> 01:03:35,952
- Hey there.
1158
01:03:35,952 --> 01:03:37,632
- Hey, how you doing?
1159
01:03:37,632 --> 01:03:42,632
- No, how you doing?
(laughing and snorting)
1160
01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:45,813
I'm sorry, have you
seen the show "Friends"?
1161
01:03:45,813 --> 01:03:48,789
- Yeah, I know, that's Joey.
1162
01:03:48,789 --> 01:03:49,623
He's funny.
1163
01:03:50,539 --> 01:03:52,199
- Can I help you find something?
1164
01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:55,003
- Uh, actually, um,
1165
01:03:56,932 --> 01:03:58,922
do you know someone named Amelia?
1166
01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:04,465
- Why?
1167
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:07,972
- Because I think she sent me to find you.
1168
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:13,822
- Excuse me.
1169
01:04:14,681 --> 01:04:15,514
- Okay.
1170
01:04:32,179 --> 01:04:33,887
- Hi, can I help you find something?
1171
01:04:33,887 --> 01:04:37,199
- Yeah, I was just looking for the woman
1172
01:04:37,199 --> 01:04:38,340
that was just over here.
1173
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:39,172
- What woman?
1174
01:04:40,619 --> 01:04:42,929
- There's a woman that was
working in the aisle over there.
1175
01:04:42,929 --> 01:04:45,130
- Yeah, I'm the only
woman working here, so.
1176
01:04:49,563 --> 01:04:50,710
- All right, look,
1177
01:04:50,710 --> 01:04:52,690
I just needed to talk
to her about her sister.
1178
01:04:52,690 --> 01:04:53,679
This is really important.
1179
01:04:53,679 --> 01:04:55,480
- It sounds important, but if you're not
1180
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,079
buying anything here you
should probably just leave.
1181
01:05:02,630 --> 01:05:04,242
- Okay, all right, fine.
1182
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:16,913
Oh.
1183
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:23,793
Okay.
1184
01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:28,902
Hey, Amelia's sister.
1185
01:05:29,769 --> 01:05:31,340
- Oh my god, are you stalking me?
1186
01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,213
- Well, no no,
1187
01:05:32,213 --> 01:05:34,409
well I guess technically
that's what I'm doing
1188
01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:35,969
but it's not like that.
1189
01:05:35,969 --> 01:05:37,032
Come on, wait, wait.
1190
01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:41,699
Look, Amelia and I are office friends.
1191
01:05:41,699 --> 01:05:44,135
I mean we hang out a lot together at work
1192
01:05:44,135 --> 01:05:46,980
and like a few weeks
ago she just disappeared
1193
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,914
and no one knows where she went
1194
01:05:48,914 --> 01:05:50,742
and then she sent me a message saying
1195
01:05:50,742 --> 01:05:52,443
that you might be able to help me.
1196
01:05:53,815 --> 01:05:56,250
(sighing) Okay.
1197
01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,920
Thanks for stopping.
1198
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,119
- I didn't stop for you.
1199
01:06:00,168 --> 01:06:02,012
I'm kind of winded from walking so fast.
1200
01:06:03,773 --> 01:06:04,606
- Oh, sorry.
1201
01:06:06,039 --> 01:06:11,039
Look, I know it's kind
of awkward and weird
1202
01:06:12,264 --> 01:06:15,210
and I know Amelia's probably
laughing her ass off
1203
01:06:15,210 --> 01:06:17,233
because she set this whole thing up, but,
1204
01:06:18,530 --> 01:06:20,902
I'm her friend, I'm
just worried about her.
1205
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:25,378
I just wanna find her and
get back to work, you know?
1206
01:06:26,952 --> 01:06:28,699
I just came a long way, is there any way
1207
01:06:28,699 --> 01:06:31,246
you might be able to help me?
1208
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,719
- I don't even know if there's
anything I can do to help.
1209
01:06:35,719 --> 01:06:37,619
I mean Amelia and I, we kind of had a,
1210
01:06:38,929 --> 01:06:42,362
a falling out and I haven't
talked to her in months.
1211
01:06:44,967 --> 01:06:46,768
- Well, any idea where she might be?
1212
01:06:47,965 --> 01:06:48,798
- I don't know.
1213
01:06:50,088 --> 01:06:52,838
I mean I know she's been
doing a lot of traveling, and,
1214
01:06:58,429 --> 01:06:59,708
- Oh my god, are you,
1215
01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:01,996
is there something I
said, I'm sorry, I didn't.
1216
01:07:04,610 --> 01:07:05,893
Look, um.
1217
01:07:07,159 --> 01:07:08,282
You wanna just walk?
1218
01:07:10,539 --> 01:07:11,969
Okay.
1219
01:07:11,969 --> 01:07:12,969
Go ahead, I'll just.
1220
01:07:28,579 --> 01:07:32,639
- Um, this is my place.
1221
01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:33,472
- Oh.
1222
01:07:34,376 --> 01:07:35,213
Okay.
1223
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,282
Well, nice meeting you.
1224
01:07:40,916 --> 01:07:42,713
And sorry for the trouble.
1225
01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:49,713
- Wait.
1226
01:07:52,010 --> 01:07:55,253
Wait, I think I'm ready to talk now.
1227
01:07:56,269 --> 01:07:57,690
- Yeah?
1228
01:07:57,690 --> 01:07:58,523
- Come in.
1229
01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:00,983
- Okay.
1230
01:08:02,289 --> 01:08:04,690
- My names Helena, by the way.
1231
01:08:04,690 --> 01:08:07,619
- Oh, I'm Joe.
1232
01:08:07,619 --> 01:08:09,233
- [Helena] All right, hurry up, Joe.
1233
01:08:11,983 --> 01:08:14,023
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1234
01:08:14,023 --> 01:08:17,743
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ayo ♪
1235
01:08:17,743 --> 01:08:22,743
♪ Ayo yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1236
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:27,658
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ayo ♪
1237
01:08:27,658 --> 01:08:32,658
♪ Ayo yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1238
01:08:32,981 --> 01:08:36,189
♪ Ayo ayo yeah yeah yeah ♪
1239
01:08:36,189 --> 01:08:37,750
- I motion her to stop
1240
01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:38,617
and she like looks over at me
1241
01:08:38,617 --> 01:08:40,140
and she accidentally spills the coffee
1242
01:08:40,140 --> 01:08:43,270
into his lap, like
where his groin area is.
1243
01:08:43,270 --> 01:08:44,750
So she's like grabbing agendas,
1244
01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:46,460
she's trying to wipe it off.
1245
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,292
He's being gracious about it,
1246
01:08:47,292 --> 01:08:48,989
he's like "Oh, it's okay, it's okay."
1247
01:08:48,989 --> 01:08:50,686
And suddenly she just steps back and says
1248
01:08:50,686 --> 01:08:53,162
"Oh my god, did I just touch your thing?"
1249
01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:54,198
It was dead quiet.
1250
01:08:54,198 --> 01:08:55,203
- In front of everybody?
1251
01:08:55,203 --> 01:08:56,442
- [Joe] Everybody, it's crazy.
1252
01:08:56,442 --> 01:08:57,420
- She called it a thing?
- Yeah.
1253
01:08:57,420 --> 01:09:01,510
- Oh Amelia, she's so weird and so sweet
1254
01:09:01,510 --> 01:09:02,659
at the same time.
1255
01:09:03,923 --> 01:09:05,529
My god.
1256
01:09:05,529 --> 01:09:07,043
Holy crap, it's getting late.
1257
01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:07,877
- Yeah?
1258
01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,182
- I gotta do something.
1259
01:09:10,090 --> 01:09:10,922
- Okay.
1260
01:09:12,338 --> 01:09:14,622
- And you should come with me.
1261
01:09:15,510 --> 01:09:17,523
Don't think, just follow, let's go.
1262
01:09:18,630 --> 01:09:20,733
- Um, okay.
1263
01:09:22,590 --> 01:09:24,560
- So I was never really around for Amelia
1264
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,542
when she was a kid.
1265
01:09:26,569 --> 01:09:30,720
But then after college, she contacted me,
1266
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:34,029
we started kind of actually
being sisters for the first time
1267
01:09:34,029 --> 01:09:36,777
talking a lot and hanging out and stuff.
1268
01:09:36,777 --> 01:09:38,359
- That's cool.
1269
01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:41,630
- Well she talked a lot about doing things
1270
01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:43,420
and seeing the world
and doing all the stuff
1271
01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:44,270
that I got to do.
1272
01:09:44,270 --> 01:09:46,882
But none of that happened.
1273
01:09:47,819 --> 01:09:52,090
I specifically remember
seeing her at Thanksgiving
1274
01:09:52,090 --> 01:09:57,090
and my parents and her
sort of douchebag husband
1275
01:09:57,090 --> 01:09:58,930
were talking about how great her job was
1276
01:09:58,930 --> 01:10:00,800
and how they were gonna get that house
1277
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,203
and have the kids, and,
1278
01:10:04,609 --> 01:10:06,489
(sighing)
1279
01:10:06,489 --> 01:10:07,722
She just clammed up.
1280
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,210
Just nodding at everything
that they were saying.
1281
01:10:14,859 --> 01:10:16,479
And I could see it in her eyes
1282
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:17,630
that she was like this,
1283
01:10:20,510 --> 01:10:22,250
like this cat looking out a window
1284
01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:24,000
wishing somebody would let her out.
1285
01:10:26,619 --> 01:10:28,329
It's like she suddenly
realized at that moment
1286
01:10:28,329 --> 01:10:31,359
that she was trapped in a box
1287
01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:32,653
and she couldn't get out.
1288
01:10:33,550 --> 01:10:34,382
- Yeah.
1289
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:37,720
Yeah I kind of get that.
1290
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:42,193
- I started to see her getting depressed.
1291
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,359
Like I could literally see her soul
1292
01:10:47,359 --> 01:10:50,292
leaving her a little bit
every time I saw her.
1293
01:10:52,489 --> 01:10:54,779
Yeah so I could tell I
was totally losing her
1294
01:10:54,779 --> 01:10:57,729
so one day I got to her
house early one morning
1295
01:10:57,729 --> 01:10:59,020
before she got to work,
1296
01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:01,712
shoved her in my car
and drove to Yosemite.
1297
01:11:02,829 --> 01:11:05,920
I made her backpack with me on this trail
1298
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:06,823
and it was just,
1299
01:11:09,162 --> 01:11:11,222
it was just a perfect day.
1300
01:11:11,222 --> 01:11:12,872
- Wow.
1301
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,449
- We hiked through this meadow
1302
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:20,283
and it was blooming wildflowers.
1303
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:26,090
And we ended up at this gigantic rock
1304
01:11:26,090 --> 01:11:30,252
overlooking the valley and we slept there.
1305
01:11:32,630 --> 01:11:35,622
And we woke up to the sunrise.
1306
01:11:37,779 --> 01:11:42,567
And it just destroyed her.
1307
01:11:45,222 --> 01:11:46,055
It was awesome.
1308
01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:52,470
And then she ended up wanting to go on
1309
01:11:52,470 --> 01:11:53,800
more and more of these trips
1310
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,643
and I ended up not having
the time to do them.
1311
01:11:58,090 --> 01:12:01,760
- Wow, so actually,
1312
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:03,380
she just wanted to be like you.
1313
01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:06,002
- Hmm, I don't know about that.
1314
01:12:09,430 --> 01:12:13,109
- Uh, why are we at this guesthouse?
1315
01:12:13,109 --> 01:12:15,189
- This is my ex boyfriend's house.
1316
01:12:15,189 --> 01:12:16,023
- What?
1317
01:12:16,023 --> 01:12:17,420
- Yeah, he rents it
out from the old people
1318
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,569
that live in the house.
1319
01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:20,729
- What are you doing?
1320
01:12:20,729 --> 01:12:22,189
- What's it look like I'm doing?
1321
01:12:22,189 --> 01:12:24,082
Can you hand me that
little hammer in there?
1322
01:12:24,082 --> 01:12:25,599
- I don't know if I really want to.
1323
01:12:25,599 --> 01:12:27,260
Why are you breaking into
your ex-boyfriend's house?
1324
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:28,840
- Well, before we broke up a week ago
1325
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,600
because I found out he's a
raging asshole when he drinks,
1326
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:32,750
I left my wallet in there
1327
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:35,399
which has my credit cards,
my driver's license,
1328
01:12:35,399 --> 01:12:38,319
a bunch of cash and a
gigantic gift card for Target
1329
01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:40,359
from my mom that I cannot lose.
1330
01:12:40,359 --> 01:12:41,960
(tapping)
1331
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,529
- Why don't you just ask him for it?
1332
01:12:43,529 --> 01:12:45,130
- Because we broke up!
1333
01:12:45,130 --> 01:12:47,689
I don't wanna talk to him, it's awkward.
1334
01:12:47,689 --> 01:12:50,439
And I may or may not have egged his house
1335
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:52,802
which he doesn't know
about it, I don't think.
1336
01:12:54,721 --> 01:12:56,833
(gasping)
1337
01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:59,297
(creaking)
1338
01:12:59,297 --> 01:13:00,462
Look at that.
1339
01:13:00,462 --> 01:13:02,430
I'm the female McGyver.
1340
01:13:03,399 --> 01:13:04,819
- More like a female wanted
for breaking and entering.
1341
01:13:04,819 --> 01:13:06,420
- [Helena] Oh whatever, come on.
1342
01:13:15,939 --> 01:13:20,939
- Yeah I think Amelia was
trying to get me out of my box.
1343
01:13:21,079 --> 01:13:22,829
Kind of like what you did with her.
1344
01:13:22,829 --> 01:13:24,399
- That's cool.
1345
01:13:24,399 --> 01:13:26,300
Looks like it kind of worked, right?
1346
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:27,193
- Yeah, kinda.
1347
01:13:29,278 --> 01:13:31,880
- You know, I do think
Amelia talked about you
1348
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,960
a couple times to me.
1349
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:34,859
- Really?
- Mhmm.
1350
01:13:36,069 --> 01:13:37,537
- She said that there was this guy at work
1351
01:13:37,537 --> 01:13:40,229
who made her laugh a lot
1352
01:13:41,489 --> 01:13:45,802
and she thought that I would
probably really like him.
1353
01:13:47,210 --> 01:13:48,042
- Hmm.
1354
01:13:54,119 --> 01:13:56,283
Something happening here?
1355
01:13:57,369 --> 01:13:58,203
- Kind of.
1356
01:14:00,369 --> 01:14:02,170
You're sitting on the
drawers I need to go through.
1357
01:14:02,170 --> 01:14:03,193
- Oh, sorry.
1358
01:14:07,662 --> 01:14:08,840
(gasping)
1359
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,462
- Wallet found.
1360
01:14:10,462 --> 01:14:11,920
- Bravo.
1361
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,720
Now can we get out of here?
1362
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,899
This is the worst lost
and found experience ever.
1363
01:14:15,899 --> 01:14:17,109
- Yes we can.
1364
01:14:17,109 --> 01:14:19,310
But in my excitement, I
may have peed a little
1365
01:14:19,310 --> 01:14:20,739
of the bottle of wine in my pants
1366
01:14:20,739 --> 01:14:23,010
so I'm gonna go to the
bathroom and meet you outside.
1367
01:14:23,010 --> 01:14:24,359
Okay, thanks.
1368
01:14:24,359 --> 01:14:25,193
- Okay.
1369
01:14:26,538 --> 01:14:28,292
Too much information.
1370
01:14:34,434 --> 01:14:36,600
(sighing)
1371
01:14:45,358 --> 01:14:46,190
Helena!
1372
01:14:48,310 --> 01:14:49,143
Helena!
1373
01:14:57,502 --> 01:15:00,502
(car door shutting)
1374
01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:05,012
- Jesus!
1375
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:08,039
Okay, buddy, this is private property,
1376
01:15:08,039 --> 01:15:09,390
so what are you doing here?
1377
01:15:11,359 --> 01:15:16,060
- Is this RD&D?
1378
01:15:16,060 --> 01:15:16,893
- What?
1379
01:15:18,199 --> 01:15:20,890
- I travel from Shanghai,
1380
01:15:20,890 --> 01:15:23,010
I look for RD&D house.
1381
01:15:23,010 --> 01:15:24,882
Is this RD&D?
1382
01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:27,409
- No.
1383
01:15:27,409 --> 01:15:29,760
I think you mean AirBnB.
1384
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,810
- I don't understand.
1385
01:15:32,189 --> 01:15:33,329
- Never mind, look.
1386
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:37,739
This guesthouse, my place.
1387
01:15:37,739 --> 01:15:39,569
Not AirBnB.
1388
01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:40,403
- Okay.
1389
01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:43,739
So is this Pine street?
1390
01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:46,390
- No, this isn't Pine,
that's two streets down.
1391
01:15:46,390 --> 01:15:49,693
- Oh, so where is this two street?
1392
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,382
- Okay, come.
1393
01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:09,989
Okay, Pine is the next street over.
1394
01:16:09,989 --> 01:16:11,449
- Okay, next street over.
1395
01:16:11,449 --> 01:16:12,820
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1396
01:16:12,820 --> 01:16:14,621
Okay, thank you, thank you.
- Yeah.
1397
01:16:15,989 --> 01:16:18,113
- Try using Chinese Google maps next time.
1398
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:23,300
- God, whatever crazy Chinese accent
1399
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:24,132
you were doing out there,
1400
01:16:24,132 --> 01:16:26,329
that was straight up racist, dude.
1401
01:16:26,329 --> 01:16:27,787
- Oh come on, I was just imitating my dad.
1402
01:16:27,787 --> 01:16:30,149
- Oh, oh your dad is Long Dick Dong.
1403
01:16:30,149 --> 01:16:31,603
- Oh my god, that is low.
1404
01:16:31,603 --> 01:16:33,279
That is low.
1405
01:16:33,279 --> 01:16:36,430
This Chinese diatribe
saved your ass, all right?
1406
01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,869
- Okay, he did, he did.
1407
01:16:37,869 --> 01:16:39,643
- That's right, that's right.
1408
01:16:39,643 --> 01:16:41,143
Don't forget that.
1409
01:16:45,229 --> 01:16:47,680
- You know part of me
thinks Amelia sent you here
1410
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:48,512
to set us up.
1411
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:52,262
- Well, she failed at that, right?
1412
01:17:29,162 --> 01:17:31,060
Good morning.
1413
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:31,893
- Hey.
1414
01:17:34,814 --> 01:17:35,646
Did we?
1415
01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:38,653
- Oh come on.
1416
01:17:39,615 --> 01:17:40,448
Isn't it early in the morning
1417
01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:41,529
to be tearing down my manhood?
1418
01:17:43,194 --> 01:17:46,474
- Okay, I'm sort of starting to remember.
1419
01:17:46,474 --> 01:17:47,890
- Oh good, great.
1420
01:17:48,932 --> 01:17:51,590
- I remember somehow
staying connected to you
1421
01:17:51,590 --> 01:17:53,199
from the couch all the way to the bed.
1422
01:17:53,199 --> 01:17:55,132
- Really, that takes skills, man, right?
1423
01:17:55,132 --> 01:17:56,382
- Yeah I guess.
1424
01:17:58,634 --> 01:17:59,466
Ooh.
1425
01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:02,680
You better go.
1426
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,699
My ex just texted me
that he's coming over.
1427
01:18:04,699 --> 01:18:05,930
- What?
1428
01:18:05,930 --> 01:18:07,550
- I'm just kidding.
1429
01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:08,869
- Oh my god.
1430
01:18:08,869 --> 01:18:11,180
You're definitely related to Amelia.
1431
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:12,520
- You know it.
1432
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:14,193
Does she make out like me too?
1433
01:18:15,775 --> 01:18:17,962
- Uh, yeah. (coughing)
1434
01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:20,172
- What?
1435
01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:22,292
- Hmm?
1436
01:18:23,613 --> 01:18:25,672
- Oh wait.
1437
01:18:25,672 --> 01:18:26,873
No.
1438
01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:27,707
- What?
1439
01:18:28,997 --> 01:18:31,720
- You little scheming Chinese whore.
1440
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,489
You hooked up with her too?
1441
01:18:33,489 --> 01:18:34,752
- No, I did.
1442
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,199
All right, it wasn't
like that, I mean she,
1443
01:18:38,199 --> 01:18:39,033
I...
1444
01:18:40,369 --> 01:18:42,260
This makes things a
little awkward doesn't it.
1445
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:43,569
- Yeah.
1446
01:18:43,569 --> 01:18:45,380
God, I didn't know you were such a gigolo.
1447
01:18:45,380 --> 01:18:48,600
- But come on, you didn't think
I planned all this, do you?
1448
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,100
I mean nothing like this
happens to me, like ever.
1449
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,390
- I kind of believe that.
1450
01:18:54,390 --> 01:18:56,132
- Okay now I think you're insulting me.
1451
01:18:57,226 --> 01:18:58,060
- [Helena] Who's this?
1452
01:18:58,060 --> 01:19:00,039
- Yeah I'm not sure what it means.
1453
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:02,659
He's the guy that started
the Central Pacific railroad.
1454
01:19:02,659 --> 01:19:04,252
His name is Charles Crocker.
1455
01:19:06,069 --> 01:19:07,750
- Hmm.
1456
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:09,033
- Does that mean something?
1457
01:19:10,140 --> 01:19:11,493
- Yeah, um.
1458
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:16,149
That first place that I
took Amelia to in Yosemite?
1459
01:19:16,149 --> 01:19:16,983
- Huh?
1460
01:19:18,430 --> 01:19:19,829
- It's called Crocker Point.
1461
01:19:21,850 --> 01:19:23,882
- Yeah, that makes sense.
1462
01:19:25,289 --> 01:19:27,289
Probably go there first.
1463
01:19:29,579 --> 01:19:30,989
- Hey I gotta get to work soon
1464
01:19:30,989 --> 01:19:33,592
so are you heading out?
1465
01:19:34,489 --> 01:19:36,353
- Oh yeah I think so.
1466
01:19:40,010 --> 01:19:41,903
Uh, hey, um.
1467
01:19:43,072 --> 01:19:44,521
I forgot to tell you this but
1468
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:50,600
Amelia in her video told me to tell you
1469
01:19:50,609 --> 01:19:53,340
that she understands
1470
01:19:54,409 --> 01:19:56,092
and that she forgives you.
1471
01:20:02,614 --> 01:20:03,448
- Okay.
1472
01:20:07,557 --> 01:20:08,390
- Oh man.
1473
01:20:11,119 --> 01:20:12,500
I think I got you upset again.
1474
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,693
- No, no no it's good.
1475
01:20:17,010 --> 01:20:18,210
I'm happy she said that.
1476
01:20:19,539 --> 01:20:21,182
- Okay, good.
1477
01:20:23,039 --> 01:20:27,409
Hey uh, can I ask you what happened
1478
01:20:27,409 --> 01:20:28,563
between you and Amelia?
1479
01:20:32,329 --> 01:20:33,359
- Um...
1480
01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:41,189
Did she ever tell you that
1481
01:20:42,369 --> 01:20:45,122
years and years ago she got sick?
1482
01:20:46,310 --> 01:20:47,143
- No.
1483
01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:49,069
- This was probably before she met you.
1484
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:54,289
She had this kind of blood cancer
1485
01:20:54,289 --> 01:20:58,199
and she had some pretty
grueling treatments
1486
01:20:58,199 --> 01:21:00,819
that almost killed her...
1487
01:21:00,819 --> 01:21:04,050
itself. It took a lot out of her
1488
01:21:04,050 --> 01:21:08,289
and it was really painful to watch
1489
01:21:08,289 --> 01:21:10,203
but it went into remission.
1490
01:21:11,362 --> 01:21:13,989
- Oh, okay, wow.
1491
01:21:13,989 --> 01:21:18,039
- And then a couple
months ago she called me
1492
01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:21,082
and the cancer came back.
1493
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:24,869
- Wait, what?
1494
01:21:24,869 --> 01:21:26,199
- Yeah.
1495
01:21:26,199 --> 01:21:28,119
She said she wasn't telling anybody
1496
01:21:28,119 --> 01:21:29,350
because her doctors told her
1497
01:21:29,350 --> 01:21:33,739
that they didn't know how long she had.
1498
01:21:33,739 --> 01:21:36,353
- So there's nothing else
they could do for her?
1499
01:21:37,359 --> 01:21:38,752
- According to Amelia, no.
1500
01:21:39,630 --> 01:21:41,229
They told her to go to hospice
1501
01:21:41,229 --> 01:21:44,029
but she told me that she wasn't,
1502
01:21:44,029 --> 01:21:45,670
she wasn't gonna go down like that.
1503
01:21:45,670 --> 01:21:49,363
She wanted to go out on her own terms.
1504
01:21:50,869 --> 01:21:54,768
She said she wanted to
travel and live life
1505
01:21:54,768 --> 01:21:58,449
and then when she was too tired to do that
1506
01:21:58,449 --> 01:22:01,390
she wanted me to (sighing)
1507
01:22:02,289 --> 01:22:04,239
she wanted me to help her kill herself.
1508
01:22:05,126 --> 01:22:05,958
- Oh god.
1509
01:22:07,661 --> 01:22:09,079
- And I was like no.
1510
01:22:09,079 --> 01:22:10,930
No I'm not gonna do
that, I was gonna give up
1511
01:22:10,930 --> 01:22:13,289
everything that I needed to, quit my job,
1512
01:22:13,289 --> 01:22:15,699
move in with her, fight
until my last breath
1513
01:22:15,699 --> 01:22:18,310
but being part of
killing my little sister,
1514
01:22:18,310 --> 01:22:19,960
you fucking crazy?
1515
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:21,659
No fucking way.
1516
01:22:21,659 --> 01:22:23,729
No fucking way, you know?
1517
01:22:23,729 --> 01:22:26,399
And then we got into it,
yelling and screaming
1518
01:22:26,399 --> 01:22:28,697
and crying and then I got so mad at her.
1519
01:22:36,641 --> 01:22:39,289
- So was that the last
time you talked to her?
1520
01:22:39,289 --> 01:22:40,122
- Yeah.
1521
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:42,560
Yeah we said some pretty hurtful things
1522
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,632
and then she hung up.
1523
01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:49,216
- Oh man, like what
kind of hurtful things?
1524
01:22:52,890 --> 01:22:56,520
- I may have said that if
that's what she was going to do
1525
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,332
I didn't care if she lived or died.
1526
01:22:59,765 --> 01:23:01,060
- Oh man.
1527
01:23:01,060 --> 01:23:02,510
- I didn't mean it like that.
1528
01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,653
But that's just how it happened.
1529
01:23:14,340 --> 01:23:17,189
- Jesus, this whole time,
she's been hiding her sickness?
1530
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,693
- Goddamn her.
1531
01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:25,760
Why did she have to get
this idea in her head?
1532
01:23:27,226 --> 01:23:29,382
Why is she so set to do it this way?
1533
01:23:33,470 --> 01:23:36,332
It's so stupid, I should
have called back sooner.
1534
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:41,265
I should have said I'm sorry.
1535
01:23:42,847 --> 01:23:43,847
- It's okay.
1536
01:23:45,783 --> 01:23:46,617
It's okay.
1537
01:23:50,619 --> 01:23:52,787
(sobbing)
1538
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,752
Oh, um, there's some
more photos she sent me
1539
01:24:02,752 --> 01:24:04,020
that I don't recognize.
1540
01:24:04,020 --> 01:24:06,149
Do you know what that place might be?
1541
01:24:06,149 --> 01:24:07,576
- Yeah, actually.
1542
01:24:07,576 --> 01:24:10,220
That's right in front of my apartment.
1543
01:24:10,220 --> 01:24:11,052
- Oh.
1544
01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:14,962
So here?
1545
01:24:20,829 --> 01:24:24,170
- Just so you know, I
may have puked in there
1546
01:24:24,170 --> 01:24:25,520
one time when I was wasted.
1547
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:27,640
- Yeah well that's probably why Amelia
1548
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:29,090
is making me dig around here.
1549
01:25:04,347 --> 01:25:05,743
So you wanna come with me?
1550
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:13,432
- I'm scared
1551
01:25:15,009 --> 01:25:16,882
of what we might discover.
1552
01:25:18,269 --> 01:25:19,101
- Yeah.
1553
01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:22,693
- Go find her.
1554
01:25:25,570 --> 01:25:26,404
- Yeah.
1555
01:25:32,355 --> 01:25:34,176
(somber piano music)
1556
01:25:34,176 --> 01:25:37,158
♪ My hands are cold ♪
1557
01:25:37,158 --> 01:25:40,140
♪ They float light feathers ♪
1558
01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:45,140
♪ Reaching for you ♪
1559
01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:49,158
♪ To the unknown ♪
1560
01:25:49,158 --> 01:25:52,016
♪ Deep in the darkness ♪
1561
01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:57,016
♪ Out in the blue ♪
1562
01:25:58,795 --> 01:26:02,619
♪ Can you hear me ♪
1563
01:26:02,619 --> 01:26:07,619
♪ I am not a ghost after all ♪
1564
01:26:10,636 --> 01:26:14,716
♪ As my bliss leaves ♪
1565
01:26:14,716 --> 01:26:19,716
♪ I am not afraid to burn out ♪
1566
01:26:22,380 --> 01:26:25,537
♪ Light up in the cold ♪
1567
01:26:25,537 --> 01:26:28,300
♪ Is it what I hope ♪
1568
01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:31,500
♪ Like a summer night ♪
1569
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,810
♪ Oh ♪
1570
01:26:33,810 --> 01:26:35,710
- [Amelia] I've been to a lot of places.
1571
01:26:35,710 --> 01:26:38,569
But Yosemite still takes my breath away
1572
01:26:38,569 --> 01:26:40,829
and brings me the most peace.
1573
01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:43,340
Most places here are
crawling with tourists.
1574
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:46,069
Parking lots, cars, you got a good view
1575
01:26:46,069 --> 01:26:47,909
but ultimately you feel like you're with
1576
01:26:47,909 --> 01:26:52,460
a bunch of people and not with Yosemite.
1577
01:26:52,460 --> 01:26:54,090
Don't get me wrong.
1578
01:26:54,090 --> 01:26:57,670
Seeing Half Dome and El
Capitan close up is incredible
1579
01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:58,750
and a must-do,
1580
01:26:58,750 --> 01:27:03,130
but if you really want
to experience Yosemite,
1581
01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:06,819
you have to go into the
woods and be all by yourself
1582
01:27:06,819 --> 01:27:11,029
so that you can hear the
wind, smell the trees,
1583
01:27:11,029 --> 01:27:14,060
see the gigantic rocks that hum to you.
1584
01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:16,609
That's why this trail is so sweet.
1585
01:27:16,609 --> 01:27:19,130
It's pretty flat with
only a few miles to hike
1586
01:27:19,130 --> 01:27:21,550
so it's just at your grandpa speed.
1587
01:27:21,550 --> 01:27:22,720
And the best thing is,
1588
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:24,470
most people don't really know about it.
1589
01:27:24,470 --> 01:27:27,489
So with an easy hike you get to be alone
1590
01:27:27,489 --> 01:27:29,653
with some of the best parts of Yosemite.
1591
01:27:30,510 --> 01:27:31,622
The forest,
1592
01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:36,707
the meadow,
1593
01:27:38,930 --> 01:27:41,880
(light music)
1594
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,672
the streams and creeks,
1595
01:27:48,813 --> 01:27:50,979
and everything in between.
1596
01:27:52,488 --> 01:27:55,810
♪ Two voices caught in time ♪
1597
01:27:55,810 --> 01:27:59,932
♪ I sound like yours,
you sound like mine ♪
1598
01:27:59,932 --> 01:28:03,887
♪ Without your sight my eyes are weak ♪
1599
01:28:03,887 --> 01:28:08,591
♪ I am your arms, you are my feet ♪
1600
01:28:08,591 --> 01:28:13,591
♪ And tomorrow could be ♪
1601
01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:16,072
♪ A new day ♪
1602
01:28:16,072 --> 01:28:21,072
♪ Please don't let me go ♪
1603
01:28:23,411 --> 01:28:26,770
♪ I said please ♪
1604
01:28:26,770 --> 01:28:31,271
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1605
01:28:31,271 --> 01:28:35,930
♪ With the world outside our door ♪
1606
01:28:35,930 --> 01:28:39,671
♪ I'll be safer in your arms ♪
1607
01:28:39,671 --> 01:28:43,475
♪ I said please ♪
1608
01:28:43,475 --> 01:28:47,411
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1609
01:28:47,411 --> 01:28:50,051
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1610
01:28:50,051 --> 01:28:51,449
- [Amelia] You'll see a pretty
cool view at Dewey Point
1611
01:28:51,449 --> 01:28:52,483
but keep going.
1612
01:28:57,032 --> 01:29:01,033
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1613
01:29:01,033 --> 01:29:05,136
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1614
01:29:05,136 --> 01:29:09,072
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1615
01:29:09,072 --> 01:29:14,072
♪ Whoah oh ♪
1616
01:29:14,654 --> 01:29:18,011
♪ And tomorrow could be ♪
1617
01:29:18,011 --> 01:29:23,011
♪ Oh tomorrow could be ♪
1618
01:29:23,456 --> 01:29:25,172
♪ Our new day ♪
1619
01:29:25,172 --> 01:29:27,854
♪ Please ♪
1620
01:29:27,854 --> 01:29:31,952
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1621
01:29:31,952 --> 01:29:35,887
♪ I said please ♪
1622
01:29:35,887 --> 01:29:38,720
♪ Don't let me go ♪
1623
01:29:39,673 --> 01:29:41,289
- When you reach Crocker Point,
1624
01:29:41,289 --> 01:29:45,010
you'll have the most
amazing view all to yourself
1625
01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:48,399
and yet you don't feel alone.
1626
01:29:48,399 --> 01:29:52,011
Everything there, the trees,
the giant rocks, the waterfall
1627
01:29:52,011 --> 01:29:55,300
has a presence.
1628
01:29:55,300 --> 01:29:56,762
And they all welcome you.
1629
01:29:57,729 --> 01:30:01,649
As far as hikes go, it's one
of the best deals in the world.
1630
01:30:01,649 --> 01:30:04,662
And one of my favorite places ever.
1631
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:16,222
Oh my God, Joe, you made
it to Crocker Point.
1632
01:31:18,140 --> 01:31:20,743
How does it feel to be
on top of the world?
1633
01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:26,630
Isn't this the most
amazing view of Yosemite
1634
01:31:26,630 --> 01:31:27,552
you've ever seen?
1635
01:31:29,409 --> 01:31:32,472
And all to yourself. (wheezing)
1636
01:31:34,899 --> 01:31:35,733
Thank you.
1637
01:31:38,210 --> 01:31:40,092
Thank you Joe, for finding me.
1638
01:31:45,194 --> 01:31:47,110
It means so much to me.
1639
01:31:48,949 --> 01:31:51,913
You know you can be a
real pussy sometimes but
1640
01:31:51,913 --> 01:31:53,713
(wheezing) I knew you had it in you.
1641
01:31:56,130 --> 01:31:58,313
I guess that means you met Helena.
1642
01:32:00,210 --> 01:32:01,159
She's great, right?
1643
01:32:02,670 --> 01:32:04,920
I'm guessing she told
you about my condition.
1644
01:32:06,180 --> 01:32:07,012
Yeah.
1645
01:32:07,899 --> 01:32:09,399
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you.
1646
01:32:12,773 --> 01:32:13,823
I didn't tell anyone.
1647
01:32:16,470 --> 01:32:21,470
Because I needed to deal
with it in my own way
1648
01:32:23,630 --> 01:32:28,630
and I knew that everyone
would screw up their lives
1649
01:32:28,739 --> 01:32:30,162
to try to save me.
1650
01:32:36,739 --> 01:32:38,632
But I'm at peace with it.
1651
01:32:41,012 --> 01:32:41,845
I am.
1652
01:32:44,109 --> 01:32:47,622
I'm not gonna be defined by this disease.
1653
01:32:50,207 --> 01:32:51,300
I hope you understand,
1654
01:32:51,300 --> 01:32:55,470
people knowing would have just
brought me pity and sorrow
1655
01:32:55,470 --> 01:32:56,832
and I don't want that.
1656
01:32:59,069 --> 01:33:02,329
I wanted you to keep talking with me
1657
01:33:03,295 --> 01:33:06,722
and making fun of me like
everything was normal.
1658
01:33:11,029 --> 01:33:13,493
So yeah.
1659
01:33:14,810 --> 01:33:17,409
That's why I've been doing
all this crazy traveling.
1660
01:33:19,194 --> 01:33:21,622
I was literally doing my bucket list.
1661
01:33:23,979 --> 01:33:26,863
And it was wonderful, yeah.
1662
01:33:28,414 --> 01:33:30,664
(coughing)
1663
01:33:42,859 --> 01:33:43,693
Sorry.
1664
01:33:47,470 --> 01:33:50,743
Hiding these coughing
fits were the worst part.
1665
01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:55,890
Sometimes I would just
run into the stairwell
1666
01:33:55,890 --> 01:33:58,649
and cough my ass off for 10 minutes
1667
01:33:59,819 --> 01:34:02,698
then have to walk back into the office
1668
01:34:02,698 --> 01:34:04,532
like nothing happened.
1669
01:34:06,340 --> 01:34:07,970
Eventually it just got so bad
1670
01:34:09,279 --> 01:34:11,529
that I knew I had to leave.
1671
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:16,970
But I knew there was still
one thing I wanted to do
1672
01:34:18,054 --> 01:34:22,283
and that was to make a
difference in someone's life.
1673
01:34:25,158 --> 01:34:26,632
And that person was you.
1674
01:34:29,010 --> 01:34:31,403
Yeah, that's right, you asshole.
1675
01:34:33,869 --> 01:34:35,270
I knew you kind of liked me.
1676
01:34:37,393 --> 01:34:39,770
Yes I kind of liked you too, old man.
1677
01:34:39,770 --> 01:34:41,720
But you needed to get your groove back.
1678
01:34:43,539 --> 01:34:46,949
So I devised this little plan
1679
01:34:47,890 --> 01:34:50,430
to get you worried about
me, to draw you out
1680
01:34:52,079 --> 01:34:52,912
so you'd come.
1681
01:34:56,416 --> 01:34:57,248
And you did.
1682
01:34:59,859 --> 01:35:00,693
You did.
1683
01:35:11,380 --> 01:35:13,382
I almost didn't make it on the last hike.
1684
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:20,500
But I took it slow for the last mile and,
1685
01:35:24,479 --> 01:35:25,313
it was all good.
1686
01:35:28,119 --> 01:35:31,180
I guess planning this whole
thing was good for me too
1687
01:35:32,819 --> 01:35:37,819
because I got to hike three
of my most favorite places
1688
01:35:39,979 --> 01:35:40,869
one more time.
1689
01:35:44,470 --> 01:35:49,470
This view is exactly what I
wanna see for the last time.
1690
01:35:52,279 --> 01:35:53,113
- Shit.
1691
01:35:58,576 --> 01:36:01,359
Amelia!
1692
01:36:01,359 --> 01:36:02,193
Amelia!
1693
01:36:04,438 --> 01:36:05,270
Amelia!
1694
01:36:13,529 --> 01:36:16,103
- Find more places to explore, Joe.
1695
01:36:18,180 --> 01:36:20,819
Find someone to share your life with.
1696
01:36:20,819 --> 01:36:23,670
I know someone is out
there looking for you.
1697
01:36:23,670 --> 01:36:26,270
I know this because you
have given me so much
1698
01:36:26,270 --> 01:36:29,422
by just being my friend.
1699
01:36:33,220 --> 01:36:37,789
I'll always cherish our good times,
1700
01:36:37,789 --> 01:36:39,283
our laughs and our talks.
1701
01:36:43,250 --> 01:36:44,082
I love you, Joe.
1702
01:36:48,475 --> 01:36:50,975
And I will always be with you.
1703
01:37:14,634 --> 01:37:15,466
- Amelia.
1704
01:37:35,038 --> 01:37:37,206
(sobbing)
1705
01:38:13,239 --> 01:38:15,489
(wheezing)
1706
01:38:40,529 --> 01:38:41,842
Joe's gonna miss Amelia.
1707
01:38:57,862 --> 01:39:00,444
(solemn music)
1708
01:39:37,391 --> 01:39:39,899
- [Wilson] Come on dad,
hurry up, you walk too slow.
1709
01:39:39,899 --> 01:39:42,302
- [Joe] I don't walk too
slow, you walk too fast!
1710
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:51,270
- Hey, look at that cool rock,
1711
01:39:51,270 --> 01:39:53,154
I'm gonna climb to the top.
1712
01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,832
- Wilson, it's a little high.
1713
01:39:54,832 --> 01:39:57,243
Just be careful, all right?
1714
01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:08,207
- Whoah.
1715
01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,953
- Yeah, so what do you think?
1716
01:40:11,953 --> 01:40:15,453
- It's awesome, dad, I feel so small.
1717
01:40:16,289 --> 01:40:17,962
- Yeah, me too.
1718
01:40:18,869 --> 01:40:20,899
- Are there more places like this?
1719
01:40:20,899 --> 01:40:23,310
- Yeah, actually my friend
made a whole list of places
1720
01:40:23,310 --> 01:40:24,292
for us to go to.
1721
01:40:29,010 --> 01:40:31,909
Hey, uh, you know there's another view
1722
01:40:31,909 --> 01:40:33,170
further down at Stanford Point,
1723
01:40:33,170 --> 01:40:34,358
wanna go check that out?
1724
01:40:34,358 --> 01:40:35,972
- Yeah!
- All right.
1725
01:40:35,972 --> 01:40:36,805
Okay.
1726
01:40:48,037 --> 01:40:49,953
- [Whispery Voice] Joe.
1727
01:41:20,170 --> 01:41:22,752
(solemn music)
1728
01:41:31,823 --> 01:41:34,907
(light guitar music)
1729
01:41:42,444 --> 01:41:47,444
♪ When I see the way you fall down on me ♪
1730
01:41:47,885 --> 01:41:52,885
♪ I'll be streaming like
this song, you and me ♪
1731
01:41:53,404 --> 01:41:56,322
♪ And it's been falling down like snow ♪
1732
01:41:56,322 --> 01:41:59,105
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
1733
01:41:59,105 --> 01:42:02,082
♪ Said that I'm some predictable fool ♪
1734
01:42:02,082 --> 01:42:05,161
♪ That you were ♪
1735
01:42:05,161 --> 01:42:06,685
♪ Baby you're all I see ♪
1736
01:42:06,685 --> 01:42:10,284
♪ It's all I see ♪
1737
01:42:10,284 --> 01:42:15,284
♪ The sun is dreaming like
this song, you and me ♪
1738
01:42:16,024 --> 01:42:18,945
♪ And it's been going down like gold ♪
1739
01:42:18,945 --> 01:42:21,676
♪ You've been going don't you know ♪
1740
01:42:21,676 --> 01:42:24,444
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
1741
01:42:24,444 --> 01:42:27,442
♪ That you were ♪
1742
01:42:27,442 --> 01:42:30,444
♪ Well you were lonesome and blue ♪
1743
01:42:30,444 --> 01:42:32,984
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
1744
01:42:32,984 --> 01:42:35,805
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
1745
01:42:35,805 --> 01:42:38,662
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
1746
01:42:38,662 --> 01:42:41,426
♪ You were lonesome and blue ♪
1747
01:42:41,426 --> 01:42:44,322
♪ You were lone when I met you ♪
1748
01:42:44,322 --> 01:42:47,085
♪ Say that I'm some predictable fool ♪
1749
01:42:47,085 --> 01:42:52,085
♪ That you are ♪
1750
01:42:53,244 --> 01:42:56,002
♪ Time alone ♪
1751
01:42:56,002 --> 01:42:58,524
♪ Without you ♪
1752
01:42:58,524 --> 01:43:01,962
♪ Makes me insane ♪
1753
01:43:01,962 --> 01:43:04,320
♪ I'm torn ♪
1754
01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:07,324
♪ Without you ♪
1755
01:43:07,324 --> 01:43:09,688
♪ At my side ♪
1756
01:43:09,688 --> 01:43:12,878
♪ Flailing in vain ♪
1757
01:43:12,878 --> 01:43:15,497
♪ We fall ♪
1758
01:43:15,497 --> 01:43:18,417
♪ And we fail ♪
1759
01:43:18,417 --> 01:43:20,537
♪ My love ♪
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