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So bad.
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
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I am the pebble in the
penny loafer of depravity!
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I am...
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Darkwing Duck?
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Ah, so you've heard of me.
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Let's get dangerous.
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Ow!
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Dangerous? Aah!
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Dangerous...
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Oh, my goodness.
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OK! You think a few
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very painful explosions
can stop me?
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Now, let's see
who you really are...
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Me?!
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Whoa, what a twist!
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What?! I never saw
that coming!
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Wait, haven't you seen
this episode?
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Seventy-five times!
But never in a parking lot.
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Sadly, beloved TV show
Darkwing Duck,
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starring me, Jim Starling,
was canceled
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before we could end this story.
But there's no end
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to the savings
at Siesta Rick's Sofa Fiesta!
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Let's get comfortable!
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Ha-ha! I'll be signing
autographs for one and all!
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If one and all want one!
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- No!
- Oh, my gosh, no.
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Buncha ingrates.
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- You good?
- Yep. Totally cool.
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Thanks for being here.
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OK, keep it together!
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"I am your biggest fan!" No.
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"I have modeled
my entire life after yours."
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"I wanna keep you
in a big jar in my closet!"
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Calm down, buddy.
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Jim Starling's
just a regular guy.
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I've been to plenty
of these signings,
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and one day, I'm actually
gonna meet him.
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Wait. If you've seen him
so many times,
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how come you've never
talked to him?
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Next!
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Uhh...
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This is why.
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Theme music playing...
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♪ Ducktales
Whoo ooh ♪
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*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 02 Episode 16
Title: "The Duck Knight Returns!"
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Look, I'm the one and only
Darkwing Duck.
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I need a real gig.
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I'm bigger than
sofa store openings. Eh...
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I don't care
that they sell recliners, too!
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Mr. Starling, you have meant
so much to me.
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I... I actually have
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a very important question
for you. Y-Y...
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Great.
Who do I make this out to?
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Oh! Um, uh, I am the terror
that flaps in the night!
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I am the president
of your fan club. I am...
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Yeah, yeah. That'll be 15 bucks.
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Stay dangerous.
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Waaaiiit!
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Uh, yes?
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A fresh-faced new fan!
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I knew the kids
still loved me.
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Who do I make this out to?
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Oh, the fainter's back.
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He'd really appreciate it
if you could sign his... poster?
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"#DarkwingDuck"...
Whoa! That's weird.
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"Darkwing Duck" is trending
number one worldwide.
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What?! Gimme!
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It says here
they're making a movie
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- of Darkwing Duck!
- They are? We am?!
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Darkwing Duck is back, baby!
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He is?!
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It's him! Uhh...
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Launchpad! Stop looking
in the rearview mirror.
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Yup! Totally profesh.
No problem-ohh...
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Hey! Fragile cargo, huh!
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Back on top.
Arriving on set
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for a big-shot movie in style.
Thanks for the ride, fans.
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Wow. I am going
to a real movie studio!
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Where larger-than-life
big-screen legends are born!
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And you get to ride there
with a real-life movie star!
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Musky.
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Are we sure about this guy?
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Why wouldn't the studio
send a car for him?
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Or, you know, tell him
the movie exists?
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They couldn't make a movie
without him.
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Jim Starling is Darkwing Duck!
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Ya dang right he is,
buddy! Heh.
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I'm his buddy!
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Uhh...
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Oh, man. I hope
whoever owns the studio
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isn't mad at...
Wait, what the...?!
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Sorry, you need
more money for...?
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The grand finale of my film.
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A psychological examination
of man's inhumanity to man!
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Alistair, I haven't
seen a movie since 1938.
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This studio was built to make
cheap Office Safety Videos
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for my company.
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You convinced me
a "fun little action movie"
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would double my profits,
but you're already over budget.
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If you want one penny more,
I have to be consulted
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on all decisions.
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How dare you, sir?
An artist's integrity...
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Splendid. The movie
should be in color.
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Color's all the rage
these days. Oh!
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And the villain is going
to need a mustache to twirl
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whenever he does
something evil. Heh...
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You have a movie studio
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that could fulfill a starry-eyed
boy's cinematic dreams.
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Why didn't you tell me?!
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To avoid
this exact conversation.
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OK, yeah, no, I can see that.
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I am the comeback
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The audience demands!
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I am... a huge fan,
Alistair Borswan!
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I mean, I've never actually
seen your work,
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but you're British,
so I'm sure
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that it's very classy,
and... yeah...
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Uh, yes. And you are?
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British and funny?
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Whoa! This feels like
the beginning
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of a great
creative partnership!
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Aw, cool! A big-budget reboot
of a thing I loved as a kid!
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Those are always great!
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Is Darkwing's motorcycle in it?
Is he still a noble hero
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who gets back up
and fights for right,
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no matter what evil
throws at him?
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You're keeping
the theme song, right?
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Would you like to see
the trailer?
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Ooh! Aah!
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Within every man,
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there is a war.
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- Not of action, but of ideas.
- Ugh!
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There is no right or wrong.
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No heroes or villains.
Only darkness.
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There is one man
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who can fight the darkness.
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Yeah! Here we go, baby!
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With more darkness.
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What's this, now?
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It's the Dark-wing! Run!
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You can't just flap around
in the night!
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You'll terrify people!
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It's too dangerous!
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Darkwing: First Darkness.
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This film not suitable
for children.
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That is not Darkwing Duck!
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DW'd never hurt innocent people
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or set the city on fire.
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Not on purpose.
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But are we all not both
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the heroes and the villains
of our own story?
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What? I don't...
What?!
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Well, I kinda like it!
Grim, gritty.
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Shows off my dark,
smoldering side. Ooh! Ahh!
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- I kinda hated it.
- What?!
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I didn't understand
what was happening
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or what the bad guy was doing
or even who the bad guy was.
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I knew he needed a moustache!
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It needs aliens!
Oh! Or ninjas!
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Or the streetwise sidekick
who skateboards everywhere
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and talks in catchphrases,
like ya Dewey!
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This is your main audience.
If this fiasco
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is gonna make money,
it has to appeal
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to the most childish child
I know. Dewey's in charge.
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- What?! No!
- Yes!
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Let's talk musical numbers!
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How many is not enough?
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Don't listen to these yahoos.
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We're making art!
When do we start?
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Uh, we're almost finished,
actually.
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Ah. So we're shooting
the Darkwing scenes last.
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No.
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Of course! I'll be... be put in
with CGI!
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You are not
playing Darkwing Duck.
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He is.
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- Huh?
- You?!
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Mr. Starling!
Uh, we met at the signing.
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You fell on me, remember?
It was a huge honor.
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Uh, do you have any
words of wisdom
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for the man
stepping into your cape?
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That is not the Darkwing Duck
I know and love!
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Yeah! It's not me!
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I wish there was some way
we could show them
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- how great the old...
- Original.
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Uh, original Darkwing is.
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Hey, maybe there is.
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Are you with me, sidekick?
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OK. What's the plan?
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I break onto the set,
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you find this new
hack actor's trailer,
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lock him up. I replace him
in the finale,
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they see I'm obviously better,
I'm back on top! Any questions?
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- Seven.
- Pick the most important one.
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"Breaking in," "locking up."
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Doesn't that sound...
not heroic?
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When the chips are down
and everyone's against him,
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what does Darkwing Duck do?
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Get back up
and fight for right.
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And I'm Darkwing Duck, right?
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Of course!
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I'll have to disguise myself
to get past the guard.
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Luckily, I can disappear
into any role.
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I am the courier
who delivers the...
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Whoo!
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What production
you delivering to?
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Darkwing Duck.
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Huh? Never heard of it.
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What?! Remake of
the popular TV show.
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A superhero for the ages?
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Oh! Like Gizmoduck.
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No! Not like Gizmoduck!
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Like Gizmod...
♪ Darkwing Duck! ♪
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"Let's get dangerous."
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♪ Badaba! ♪ None of this
rings a bell, seriously?
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Uh, we got a situation.
Requesting backup.
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Mmm...
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Aah! Unh!
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Perfect. Now, I wait
for that phony actor,
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lock the door, and us,
the good guys, win.
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Totally heroic.
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Mm.
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It's already locked.
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The plan is falling apart.
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Help! I'm trapped
in a prison of guilt!
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Fear not, helpless...
Oh, hey, it's you.
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I... I heard your cries,
and I freed you
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from my... trailer?
What... what...
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What are you doing
in my trailer?
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Definitely not
locking you in here
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to sabotage your movie...
buddy?
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Ahh...
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Aw, man. I'm sorry.
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You will be, villain!
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I've just gotta fix the movie
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to make Darkwing
look like a hero!
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Oh, so what, you're gonna
hold me hostage?
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Yeah. Real heroic.
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Sorry! Sorry!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
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Wait, don't touch that!
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00:11:06,004 --> 00:11:08,367
Whoa! A vintage
Darkwing Duck Grim Avenger.
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Grape Shampoo bottle?!
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00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:17,306
Oh! My Darkwing Adventures comics!
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It's a complete run!
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Huh?
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Is that...?
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A hyper-rare Battle-Hat
Darkwing Duck Action Figure!
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I thought these were banned
because they posed
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a blinding hazard
for kids! May I?
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Ah, a keen eye. I insist.
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Ow! Cool!
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Gentlemen, thank you for coming
to today's presentation.
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What is this?
256
00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:53,207
Oh, you're
in the "Splash Zone."
257
00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:57,228
Sir, you cannot expect me
to hand over the finale
258
00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,582
of my grim, complex masterpiece
to this child.
259
00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,253
Filmmaking is a team effort!
260
00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:04,214
You've got to be open
to new ideas.
261
00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:07,803
The time: dusk.
Neon! Drama!
262
00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:09,473
Those big lightning tower
things!
263
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,323
An epic showdown
between Darkwing Duck
264
00:12:11,411 --> 00:12:12,893
and the villainous villain
Megavolt!
265
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,224
- Question.
- Who has a moustache.
266
00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:16,778
Question rescinded.
267
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:21,206
Your pyro-pandemonium
is passé, Hot Couture!
268
00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,653
Au contraire, Darkwing.
269
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:27,089
I'm setting
the fashion world... on fire!
270
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,958
Oh, no!
271
00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:35,058
Aah! Work through the pain.
You got this.
272
00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:37,300
Oops. My bad.
273
00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:40,747
Hey, I had
that same lunchbox as a kid.
274
00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:42,544
Not like this one.
275
00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,495
Now, shocking as it may sound,
276
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,591
I was not the coolest kid
growing up.
277
00:12:46,785 --> 00:12:47,862
What? No.
278
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,635
I know, right?
But one day,
279
00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:52,282
I saw this show
about this hero.
280
00:12:52,369 --> 00:12:54,995
He was unstoppable.
No matter how many times
281
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,095
he was beat up or blown up
or electrocuted...
282
00:12:57,183 --> 00:12:58,824
No matterhow many planes he crashed or...
283
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,824
Or how much property damage
he caused...
284
00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:03,192
He always got back upand fought for what's right.
285
00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:04,828
So you got that lunchbox,
286
00:13:04,932 --> 00:13:06,318
everyone saw how cool you are,
287
00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:07,998
and they stopped
beating you up!
288
00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:10,102
Oh, no. They...They beat me up much harder.
289
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:13,572
But I kept... getting... up.
290
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,709
Look, I know
this movie's not perfect.
291
00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:21,099
But I really want
to make it better.
292
00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:22,901
Then, maybe I can be
on the lunchbox
293
00:13:22,988 --> 00:13:25,044
that inspires
some other kid like me.
294
00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:27,105
And a cut of the toy sales
would be nice.
295
00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:30,300
You are a true fan.
We can save this movie!
296
00:13:30,388 --> 00:13:31,743
We gotta tell Mr. Starling.
297
00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,178
Yeah, I... I don't know.
298
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:36,512
He kind of wants to make me
not alive anymore.
299
00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:40,661
Get your cape.
We're gonna save Darkwing Duck.
300
00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:50,117
How hard can it be to find
an idiot in a purple cape?
301
00:13:50,305 --> 00:13:53,443
Follow me, Darkwing Dance Crew.
To stardom!
302
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,124
One, two, three, and four.
303
00:13:55,212 --> 00:13:56,891
Up and down
and left and right.
304
00:13:57,079 --> 00:13:58,715
Left and right
and up and down.
305
00:13:58,802 --> 00:14:00,430
Up and down
and left and right.
306
00:14:00,526 --> 00:14:02,052
It's so easy, it's so right.
307
00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:03,858
Up and down
and left and right.
308
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:05,555
Up and down and left and right.
309
00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:07,187
Left and right and up and down.
310
00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:08,952
Up and down
and left and right.
311
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,280
Dewey, the actor
playing Darkwing is a big fan,
312
00:14:11,368 --> 00:14:13,915
so Jim can give him pointers
and help make him more heroic,
313
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:15,721
and together,
we're going to convince Borswan
314
00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:17,467
to fix the movie.
Have you seen Jim?
315
00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:19,085
He might be on my set!
They're letting me do
316
00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,770
whatever I want,
and it's crazy and huge,
317
00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:22,943
and I don't even know
if it's any good. Follow me!
318
00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:24,429
Making movies is fun!
319
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:27,812
Mr. Starling! There you are.
320
00:14:27,986 --> 00:14:31,343
- Mm!
- I am so sorry about... everything.
321
00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,560
You helped me
through a really rough time.
322
00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:35,304
Your heart is in my lunchbox.
323
00:14:35,882 --> 00:14:37,710
Come work on the movie
with me.
324
00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,405
Together, we can inspire
325
00:14:39,531 --> 00:14:43,804
a new generation and make
the best Darkwing Duck ever!
326
00:14:45,549 --> 00:14:47,734
Yes. I will.
327
00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:52,320
Ow! Oh! Why?
328
00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:56,171
We! Fix movie.
Together. Why?
329
00:14:56,259 --> 00:14:59,872
Stupid. Movie star.
Face. Get. In!
330
00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:04,299
Showtime!
331
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,591
What?! No, no, no,
no, no, no!
332
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,637
Easy, Matthew.
Don't want that baby
333
00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:29,843
out of tune
for the big musical number.
334
00:15:29,939 --> 00:15:33,005
What did you do to my
psychological masterpiece?
335
00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:36,468
I added chainsaw jugglers.
You're welcome.
336
00:15:38,602 --> 00:15:41,184
- I don't know about this.
- Thank you!
337
00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:42,908
The villain's moustache
has to be
338
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:44,755
at least twice as twirly.
339
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,773
Listen...
340
00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:53,357
Ignore all these distractions.
Stick to our script.
341
00:15:53,445 --> 00:15:57,689
Darkwing confronts Megavolt,
surrenders, then takes a knee.
342
00:15:57,776 --> 00:15:59,419
Excuse me!
343
00:15:59,507 --> 00:16:01,493
I didn't work this hard
to make a comeback
344
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,695
just to lose a fight
to that joker.
345
00:16:03,782 --> 00:16:06,124
Oh! There you are!
Did you find...?
346
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:09,523
Uh, that actor kid? Yeah.
Said I could film the finale.
347
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:11,581
- He... did?
- Oh, yeah.
348
00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:14,578
Stubbed his toe
really badly and just quit.
349
00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:18,349
Movie stars. One little boo-boo
and they fall apart.
350
00:16:18,475 --> 00:16:19,984
That doesn't sound like him.
351
00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:22,913
And why are you
saying things all mean?
352
00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:30,893
And... action!
353
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,724
You can't defeat me!
I'm awesome!
354
00:16:37,983 --> 00:16:41,044
Surrender, and do it now!
355
00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:44,841
I've lost... the ability
to surrender
356
00:16:44,929 --> 00:16:48,036
to a two-bit,
ten-watt dim bulb like you!
357
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,519
Wait. Who is that?
358
00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:51,955
Why isn't his robot face
coming off?
359
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,211
Feast on this!
360
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:02,420
Quick! Cut!
361
00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:03,890
No cuts!
362
00:17:05,121 --> 00:17:07,437
- Jim Starling never cuts!
- Huh?
363
00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:09,716
I'll film
this finale if it kills me.
364
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,896
And everyone on this roof!
365
00:17:11,984 --> 00:17:15,377
I am the terror that
flaps in the night.
366
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,602
I am the overstuffed burrito
367
00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:20,671
that spills
onto the lap of crime.
368
00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:24,554
I am Darkwing Duck!
369
00:17:24,696 --> 00:17:26,640
No, I am!
370
00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:35,977
What is that idiot doing?
371
00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:39,304
Drawing fire.
Get everyone out!
372
00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:43,998
Ugh!
373
00:17:45,246 --> 00:17:46,825
We've gotta stop the flames!
374
00:17:46,913 --> 00:17:49,606
I'll keep him distracted.
You turn on the rain machine.
375
00:17:51,508 --> 00:17:54,023
Let's. Get. Dangerous.
376
00:17:54,337 --> 00:17:56,198
- This is so cool!
- I know!
377
00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:57,642
It feels so right!
378
00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:07,848
Ha-ha!
379
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,333
What?! I knocked you out cold.
380
00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:13,669
Like, a lot!
381
00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:15,036
I don't want to brag,
382
00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:17,997
but I'm incredibly strong
and resilient.
383
00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:20,457
Oh, really?
384
00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:24,083
- Darkwing!
- No!
385
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,144
Uh, what?
386
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,622
Get back up.
387
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,529
Darkwing!
388
00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,079
No!
389
00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:49,039
Why won't you stay down?
390
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,574
Keep... getting... up...
391
00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:17,859
Uncle Scrooge,
stop the bad guy!
392
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,648
Which is the bad guy?!
393
00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:22,490
If only one
had a blasted moustache!
394
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,624
Oh!
395
00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:35,503
Aah!
396
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:43,214
Show's over, Dead Meat Duck.
397
00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:45,254
Stop!
398
00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:47,629
You're not a villain.
You're a hero.
399
00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:49,365
Our hero.
400
00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:51,590
No matter how hopeless
things got,
401
00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:54,629
Darkwing Duck got back up
and did what was right.
402
00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:56,873
For Darkwing Duck
is bigger than one man.
403
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,987
He is the hope
that flaps in the night.
404
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:01,733
This may be the most eloquent
Launchpad has ever been.
405
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,973
He knows a lot
about this one thing.
406
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:06,114
But he is light. Just.
407
00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:08,692
And the most tenacious part
of all good men.
408
00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:09,986
Um, Launchpad?
409
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:11,587
Inspiring the citizenry
to rise
410
00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:12,744
to a new Promethean...
411
00:20:12,831 --> 00:20:14,791
Hey, dummy, it's about to blow!
412
00:20:14,878 --> 00:20:16,948
You really can't stop him
once he gets started.
413
00:20:17,035 --> 00:20:19,028
Well, yeah.
He's your biggest fan.
414
00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:20,387
one who subjugates his will.
415
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:21,700
To the will
of the common good.
416
00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:23,587
A caring duck of mystery.
417
00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:25,028
A champion of right.
418
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:28,471
Who is the cunning mind
behind that shadowy disguise?
419
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,283
- I got ya!
- No, I got him!
420
00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:31,963
About ourselv... unh!
421
00:20:51,786 --> 00:20:53,296
That was the perfect end!
422
00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:55,489
A hero grappling
with his dark id.
423
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,828
In a cleansing rain!
Here's the footage.
424
00:21:09,048 --> 00:21:11,358
No! Over the entire fight?
425
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,383
It's... my masterpiece.
426
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:16,374
Well, this was a disaster.
I'm shutting this down.
427
00:21:16,461 --> 00:21:19,355
There will never be
a Darkwing Duck movie.
428
00:21:19,442 --> 00:21:21,357
Well, there's still
no sign of Starling.
429
00:21:21,444 --> 00:21:23,314
The movie's ruined,
I lost my big break,
430
00:21:23,401 --> 00:21:26,017
my hero tried to kill me, and - oh!
I blew him up.
431
00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:27,552
Oh, what am I gonna do now?
432
00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:30,774
What Darkwing Duck
always does: Get back up.
433
00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,246
You know, you could
do this for real.
434
00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:34,600
What? Be a superhero?
435
00:21:34,688 --> 00:21:36,706
I mean sure, I'm scrappy,
I'm brave,
436
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:37,929
I look great in the cape.
437
00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:39,197
Gizmoduck does it.
438
00:21:39,284 --> 00:21:41,044
I am better than Gizmoduck.
439
00:21:41,131 --> 00:21:42,754
It's one thing
to play a hero.
440
00:21:42,842 --> 00:21:44,905
And it's another thing
to actually be a hero.
441
00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:46,587
Do it for Jim.
442
00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:49,752
I don't know, I...
443
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:51,629
This whole thing
sounds like it could get...
444
00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:52,818
Dangerous?
445
00:21:56,075 --> 00:21:58,111
You already got one fan.
446
00:22:02,183 --> 00:22:04,771
"Drake Mallard."
Never heard of ya.
447
00:22:12,307 --> 00:22:14,099
It was all a setup.
448
00:22:14,287 --> 00:22:16,433
That hack put my fan
in danger
449
00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:19,715
to steal the glory
and humiliate me.
450
00:22:19,927 --> 00:22:22,073
They want grim
and gritty, huh?
451
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,326
Happy to play the part.
452
00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:30,256
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