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[NBC Fanfare]
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[soft dramatic music]
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- Football was never
just a game for me.
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It was my life.
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My neighborhood in Brooklyn
was rough.
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And way too close to JFK.
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But football got me out.
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- With the first pick,
Green Bay selects
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Reggie Dinkins
from Rutgers University.
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- And All-Pro running back
Reggie Dinkins
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is now a two-time NFL MVP.
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- But the MVP I really want
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is that new McDonald's
Veal Platter.
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- It's official, folks!
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Brooklyn's own Reggie Dinkins
is coming home.
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- 2005.
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That season was destiny,
and I was gonna be a legend.
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[crowd chanting
"Reggie, Reggie, Reggie]
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No.
No, I don't like this.
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I don't like this.
That's a bummer.
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- Okay, well, you-
it's a work in progress,
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obviously, but, you know,
you hired me to make
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a documentary about you, so-
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- No, I hired you to do
what I tell you to do.
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Now I gotta put on
my producer hat.
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This movie is supposed to
show people how great I am!
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What's up with
that theme music?
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My fianc๏ฟฝe Brina
should do the theme song.
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Brina!
- You got it, baby!
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[light funky music]
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[clears throat]
? Reggie Dinkins is the best ?
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- She knows!
Just look!
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- ? At football and
sweet kisses in the night ?
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- Wow!
This is what people want.
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[bright music]
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- ? "The Fall and Rise
of Reggie Dinkins" ?
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- Welcome...to my world.
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Yes, I was an NFL superstar,
but my most important job now
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is loving father.
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Oh, look, Carmelo.
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I see you're taking my advice
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and improving your mind
with study!
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- You know it, Dad.
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- Books are brain movies.
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Now, this right here-
you see this right?
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Y'all getting this?
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This right here is where
I'ma hang my gold jacket
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when I'm in the Hall of Fame.
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- Wait, you're not
in the Hall of Fame?
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Stand.
After your slammin' career?
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- Well, you tell me about it,
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Rusty, my friend
regardless of race.
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- [sighs]
Unbelievable.
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As I always tell my students
at the University of Maryland,
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documentary filmmaking
is about piercing
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the artifice that people
want to show to the world...
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- Dude, did you bring these
posters with you from home?
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Me and Reggie met in
training camp back in '03.
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I was just a backup kicker
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out of The Miami
of Oneonta University,
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but Reggie was the man.
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He had a taco named
after him at Hardee's.
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So you wouldn't think
me and him would have
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nothing in common,
but we just hit it off.
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Now Reggie lets me live
in his basement.
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Y'know, best friend stuff.
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I also run all
of his social media.
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We went viral last week,
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'cause I had a rash on my neck,
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and a bunch of nurses
reached out.
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[birds chirping]
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- I'm honestly really impressed
you've been able
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to hold on to your money
after what happened...
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- Yup!
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All thanks to my
business manager and agent.
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She takes care of
all of that stuff.
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- Yeah, I understand you bought
a Welsh soccer team
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years before
Ryan Reynolds and friend.
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- Yeah, she is a killer!
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Because of her,
I named my barracuda Monica.
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- Mom!
- Hey, baby.
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- Hey.
Is your father? Ooh!
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Oh, for-how long
has this been going on?
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- Three days.
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- So your ex-wife
is still your agent.
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- When I needed someone
in my corner,
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I went with the one person
who was with me from the start.
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In the ninth grade,
this Catholic school
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with a legit football
program wanted to give me
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a scholarship,
but it was way out of Brooklyn.
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You know Eel Cove?
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Monica took all the money
she saved
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and bought me a scooter
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so I could get
to school every day.
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Man, I wouldn't be
anywhere without her.
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- And yet she is
no longer your "boo."
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- And yet she is
no longer your "boo."
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- Great use of urban slang.
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Life is complicated-
- Reggie.
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Oh, I hate to interrupt this,
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but can I please talk
to you alone?
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- I don't think so.
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See, Arthur Tobin's style
is immersive.
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He even filmed me
sleeping last night.
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Talking in your sleep
is for babies.
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If I ever talked in my sleep,
I'd be so embarrassed.
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- Reggie, when you asked me,
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I said,
don't make a documentary.
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I also said
don't buy that football made
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out of the original Miss Piggy.
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I am telling you,
letting cameras in your home,
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that's a bad idea.
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- Okay, remember when
Carmelo was little
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and you said going on
a family cruise
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was a bad idea because
you was afraid of norovirus?
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- And then
we all got norovirus.
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- Yeah, but we also got to see
the Northern Lights!
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- That was magical as hell.
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Look, I know you think this is
gonna get you back on top.
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The Hall of Fame.
Doing color commentary.
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- You know it's not just
about that stuff.
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I want to be respected again.
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I want Carmelo to have
a father he can look up to.
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- Well, if you want respect,
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this documentary
is not the way to get it.
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All that's gonna happen is
you're gonna end up showing
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your whole ass to the world.
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- You're welcome, world.
I got a donk!
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- Also,
it's a huge waste of money
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when you're not making any.
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What was the last endorsement
I was able to get you?
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- What is this an ad for?
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- Look, yeah,
we both thought we'd be in
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a different place by now.
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I just negotiated Reggie
the biggest contract
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in NFL history, and one day,
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I'm gonna be on
the other side of that table.
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I'm gonna run this team!
- And we'll still be married!
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- But I actually have a plan.
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That's what I came
to talk to you about.
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I have an interview
tomorrow at I DON'T KNOW-
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- The agency?
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- This could be
a good move for us.
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Their sports
management department
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reps Steph, Saquon, LeBron-
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- I need full names.
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You know how many
LeBrons I know?
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- At a big agency like IDK,
maybe I'll have enough pull
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to get us both back on track.
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So let's just forget about
your little movie, okay?
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- No, that's happening.
We already started.
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- Do you seriously trust
some random dude
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with a camera more than me?
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- Come on,
Arthur Tobin is cool.
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- Really?
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There is no way that man
could ever understand
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where you come from.
He is the whitest person-
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you have got to be kidding me.
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- Good talk!
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We both agree
nothing's gonna change,
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and my Miss Piggy football
is a great investment!
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Just use that last part.
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I found it!
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The sword I was talking about.
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Tom Cruise
used it in that movie
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where he played the samurai.
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It's true,
he actually did that.
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We should use this
in our movie.
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- Reggie has an amazing idea
for the ending.
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I get taken, and Reggie
rescues me with a famous sword.
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- Reggie, you know what the
word documentary means, right?
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- Well, I assume it's from
the Latin word documentum,
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meaning lesson or instruction.
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I took Latin in college,
'cause I thought
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it would help me
meet Dominican chicks.
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But then I liked it.
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So many languages come from it.
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I'm just trying to
make this movie
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the best that it can be-
- Documentary.
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And you-you can't really make
a documentary work, Reggie.
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Frankly, all this fake
play-acting you're doing
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is really getting in the way.
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- I'm sorry, but he wrote
things for me to say.
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I mean, "Dad,
you're such a good dancer.
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Can you teach me
how to 'doo-zhee?'"
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- It's Dougie!
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We practiced this!
- Now I know it's Dougie.
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- So we have got to talk about
what happened
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after the 2005
AFC Championship game-
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- I mixed up
some phone numbers.
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It can happen to anyone.
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- Reggie Dinkins,
you straight owned Indy today.
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How does it feel to be
Super Bowl-bound?
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- Better for me than you!
'Cause you owe me 250k-
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a hunnid for the win,
a hunnid for going
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over 200 yards,
and 50 for scoring
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more than one touchdown.
I scored four.
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- What, are you-
are you saying
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that you gambled on the game?!
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- [laughs]
Very funny.
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You know I bet on every game.
You're my bookie!
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- Hey, and put
a thousand in quarters.
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We're going to
Dave and Buster's!
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- You know it, brother.
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Now, where's the phone number
for that live TV interview
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I'm supposed to do?
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- You were immediately banned
for life from football.
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- Yeah, but I only bet
on myself!
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And I only bet to win.
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That was more motivation
to play good.
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Sort of how like
a waitress works for tips?
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- Without you, your teammates
lost the Super Bowl
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to Seattle 61 to 2.
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You were dropped
by Progresso soup.
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Your episode of
"Ghost Whisperer"
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never even aired.
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- Yeah, and that really
messed up Melinda's season arc!
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Okay, that's not what this
documentary is about, dude.
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- Like I told you on the phone,
we don't really know
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what this documentary
is about yet.
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It will emerge-
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- And I told you
this was a puff piece, okay?
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That I'm paying for! Hey-
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[grunting]
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None of this is going
in the documentary!
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Now, I want you to come
film me dunking
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on a regulation 10-foot hoop.
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[grunts]
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Shoot me so
you can't see the ground!
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- Okay, come down.
My turn.
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.
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- Can we talk
about the gambling?
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- Oh, jeez, uh, Reggie
said I wasn't supposed
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to talk about the G word.
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- Of course my dad was upset.
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I don't like talking
about it either.
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- So you want to talk
about the worst thing
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that ever happened
to my family?
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- But I don't know if
he meant gambling or grandma.
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'Cause in my family,
we don't talk about it much,
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but Grandma shoplifts.
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- Come on, Marty, guys,
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I know we said
"film everything,"
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but can you give it
a rest, please?
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[door thudding,
footsteps approaching]
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- I am onto you,
Mr. Arthur Tobin.
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Yeah, I know why this
bearded infant took this job.
249
00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,057
- Oh, wha-? I don't-
what do you-which thing?
250
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,308
I don't know what you mean.
251
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,687
- It turns out
I can't even trust you
252
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,022
to do what Reggie
is paying you for.
253
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,982
I saw one of
your little movies.
254
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,441
At four-times speed
on my phone.
255
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,946
It was good.
You won the damn Oscar.
256
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:16,991
So why would the director
of "A Rose for Joshua"
257
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,535
even be here?
258
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,245
To make some artsy movie
259
00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:21,662
where Reggie looks
like a tragic loser?
260
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,039
- No, no, no, no.
261
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,124
I just-I think there
could be a real doc here.
262
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,918
Short for "documentary."
263
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,546
You know,
maybe something about
264
00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:31,338
our national gambling
addiction, or how fame-
265
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,841
- So I was right.
266
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,301
You're here to get
what you need.
267
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,469
But you, sir, are
underestimating Reggie Dinkins.
268
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:41,099
He is not going to let you
hijack his movie.
269
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,352
- He doesn't even want a movie.
He wants a commercial.
270
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,924
And I swore I would never
make another commercial.
271
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,399
[tinkling piano melody]
272
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:53,987
- You. Me. Same.
273
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,863
- And besides,
I couldn't make Reggie's movie
274
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,408
even if I wanted to,
because I can't-
275
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:02,203
- "Can't" what, Arthur?
276
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,998
- So I spoke to the NFL lawyers
earlier today,
277
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,958
and there is a slight chance
278
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,627
they won't let us use
any game footage.
279
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,629
No, no, I-I know
Reggie Dinkins
280
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,006
is a stain on the Shield,
281
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,259
but I just think that
by redeeming him, we can-
282
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,802
Okay, look.
283
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,181
Please, please, Susan,
I need this to work.
284
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,853
[grunts]
285
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,063
- [laughs]
286
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,148
This is over.
287
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,650
- Okay.
Okay.
288
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,028
I said please stop
shooting me, Marty!
289
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,030
- Right,
but he said to follow you.
290
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,491
- Oh, did we film some stuff
291
00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:41,200
you wouldn't want
people to see?
292
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,827
How's your own medicine taste?
293
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,162
- Very cute, Reggie.
294
00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:45,621
Why would I use
any of this footage?
295
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,415
- Because you work for me!
296
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,969
- Well, Arthur won't be
working for you very long.
297
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,920
He can't even get the NFL
298
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,214
to let him use
your old game footage.
299
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,674
- Seriously?
300
00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:56,840
I mean,
what's a sports documentary
301
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,801
without sports?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
302
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,970
- I told you not to make
this stupid movie.
303
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,806
It is a waste of money.
304
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,432
- Yeah, my money!
305
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,058
The money that pays
for your BMW
306
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,852
and your son's fart medication.
307
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,521
- Can we not put that in?
308
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,649
- And my agent works for me,
Monica.
309
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,233
So if I say
we're gonna waste money,
310
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,860
we're gonna waste some money!
311
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,239
- Reggie's not your man
anymore, Monica!
312
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,908
Monica's never been anything
but lovely to me.
313
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,575
I just want to be
in the documentary.
314
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,912
- Archibald Reginald Dinkins,
315
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,581
I have put my life
on hold for you.
316
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,624
But if you're not gonna
listen to my advice,
317
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,711
there's no point
in me even being here.
318
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,838
I do have other options,
you know.
319
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,631
- So go!
320
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,090
I'm the only reason why
them people was interested
321
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,175
in you anyway.
322
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,343
I'm all you got.
323
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,970
- That's not fair, Reg.
324
00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:43,762
She represents
a kid who plays Fortnite
325
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,807
and Geena Davis,
but just for archery.
326
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,893
- You go tell those agent
people you don't represent
327
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,687
Reggie Dinkins no more.
328
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,815
Let's see how long
they want you around then.
329
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,277
- If you insist!
330
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,862
I quit.
- You know what?
331
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,238
She's right.
332
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,197
This is a waste of
your money and my time.
333
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,451
I don't even care
that my career is ov-
334
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,704
this could have been
a really good film.
335
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,414
But you had to ruin it.
336
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,416
So you can mail
my posters back to me
337
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,417
at the University of Maryland
Center for Documentary,
338
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,587
Anime, and Pornography.
- Good!
339
00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,087
We'll make this movie
without you.
340
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,424
Yeah, movie!
341
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,677
Yeah!
Whoo!
342
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:26,014
[grunting]
343
00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,514
- You don't need to do it
in slow-mo, man.
344
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,099
We could just do that
in the computer.
345
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,854
- I'm going as fast
as I can, Rusty!
346
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,065
[whistle tweets]
347
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,984
- Good job, baby!
348
00:13:41,481 --> 00:13:42,863
.
349
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,199
- Hey, Dad,
350
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,702
what if I play you
in the reenactments?
351
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,496
I mean, I know
all your old moves.
352
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:53,249
Huh.
- I call that the Go Away, You!
353
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,877
We're gonna figure this out
without Arthur Tobin
354
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,422
and She Who Shall Not Be Named.
- Yeah.
355
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,423
But you know, that fight
with Mom, that was-
356
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,592
- Mom?
357
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,467
I would never fight
with my mother.
358
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,013
She lives in Florida,
and she's a saint.
359
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,640
- Mom mom.
360
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,935
Like, she didn't quit
for real, right?
361
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,687
'Cause we do need her.
362
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,105
- For what?
363
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,940
Brina can do anything
she can do.
364
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,693
Bri-Bri,
will you call my knee doctor
365
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:24,280
and tell him that
little hat bone is gone?
366
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,907
- Okay, honey.
367
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,663
- What?
- Nothing.
368
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,581
- Come on.
[chuckles]
369
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,125
You can be real with me.
370
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:39,671
Like I always say,
a son is just a homey you make.
371
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,923
- You do say that.
372
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,093
It's just,
I really want this to work.
373
00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:46,844
And real talk,
it hasn't always been easy
374
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,680
for me, either.
375
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,182
Playing football
with Dinkins on my back?
376
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,810
[scoffs]
I take more crap than anyone,
377
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,938
and there's a kid on our team
named Osama Epstein.
378
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,773
- You think I don't know that?
379
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,525
I know I hurt you all-
380
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,778
you, your mother, even Rusty.
381
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,614
But if I can't fix
all this, son,
382
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,951
then what kind of man am I?
383
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,326
And I would be stomping off
right now,
384
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,705
but my knee is locked
in this position.
385
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,457
- Monica!
386
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:19,127
Bro, we are so amped-
and I don't use
387
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,671
that word lightly-
to meet you.
388
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,632
But I gotta start by asking
about Reggie Dinkins.
389
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,344
- Right, well, um,
full disclosure,
390
00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:29,887
I recently ended my
professional relationship
391
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,806
with Reggie.
392
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,517
- That is music to my ears,
393
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,143
and I don't even
listen to music.
394
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,938
Like, what's the point?
- Well, I'm glad you're amped.
395
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,523
- Oh, no, no.
396
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,193
I was amped before,
but now I am full-on pumped.
397
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,236
T.B. Honest,
you repping Reggie
398
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,490
was kind of the only thing
keeping us from getting pumped.
399
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,200
That guy was dead weight.
400
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:51,742
- [politely chuckles]
He is the father of my child.
401
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,078
- No, I get it.
402
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,622
That's why dropping him
is such a baller move.
403
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,500
And now, um, I guess
he can go back to betting
404
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,670
on football, right?
[laughs]
405
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,254
- He'll be fine.
406
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,005
Reggie's actually
making his own moves.
407
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,674
He's working on making
a documentary...
408
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:07,842
- Oh.
409
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,095
- With an
Oscar-winning director.
410
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,055
You may know Arthur Tobin.
411
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,890
- [laughs]
Oh, wow.
412
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,184
Oh, my God, Tobin?!
413
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,020
That's hilarious!
414
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,649
- Wait, what's hilarious
about Arthur Tobin?
415
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,943
- Reggie, I can't do this.
416
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,570
You know I was excited
about the documentary.
417
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,240
But if it's between
the movie and Monica,
418
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,991
you gotta choose Monica.
419
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,867
I called every doctor
in your phone,
420
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,329
and they all DJs.
- And Julius Erving.
421
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,289
- This is not just
about your knee.
422
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,750
Monica is a part of your life.
423
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,752
She's a part of our life.
424
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:46,214
You remember on vacation
when we got lost in Tuscany?
425
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,842
But Monica had put
an AirTag on you,
426
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:51,176
and that's how the police
were able to find us.
427
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,387
- If it weren't for her,
428
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,639
we'd still be trapped
in that mausoleum.
429
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,473
- I knew she was a part
of the deal going in.
430
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,561
She has to be.
431
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,397
- The talent guys here,
they used to rep Tobin.
432
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,274
After he won that Oscar,
433
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,317
they got him
a full-on Marvel movie.
434
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,029
- He directed
a superhero movie?
435
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,405
- He tried!
436
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,198
He couldn't handle
the pressure.
437
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,825
Total on-set breakdown.
Tanked the whole project.
438
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,995
It got swept under the rug
'cause Disney
439
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:21,791
didn't want to tarnish the IP,
but the video is epic.
440
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,752
Here, I'll put it in the chat.
441
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,087
- You are Professor Squeeze,
obviously.
442
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:29,090
Uh, this tennis ball
here is Deathatron,
443
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,801
and these are...moons?
444
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,428
Space babies?!
445
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,430
Why are there
more tennis balls?
446
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,433
Wait, the scene is
a tennis match now?
447
00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:40,059
What, so some of
these tennis balls
448
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,440
are actually tennis balls?
449
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,854
Which ones?!
450
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:47,067
This! Movie! Makes!
No sense!
451
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,652
[screams]
I am not an organ donor!
452
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,571
Do not take my organs!
453
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,698
- [laughs]
Oh, my God.
454
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,785
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but this is too perfect.
455
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,098
Reggie Dinkins and
Arthur Tobin together?
456
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,206
Those two deserve each other.
457
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,042
- Yeah, maybe they do.
458
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,585
[upbeat hip-hop music]
459
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,754
- [laughs]
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
460
00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:08,754
Hang on, hang on.
Let me-
461
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,382
let me play the video again.
462
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,342
- ? Run fast,
that's what I do ?
463
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,387
? I like to run fast,
and you can too ?
464
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,805
? It's cool to run ?
465
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,515
- What are you doing?
466
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,767
- This is that rap album
you so wisely
467
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,353
convinced me not to release,
468
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,605
'cause you always
look out for me.
469
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,189
And if you stop doing that,
I'll die.
470
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,566
- Hmm.
471
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,193
- So I'm listening to you.
472
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,820
No more movie.
473
00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,987
The cameras are only there
because Marty and I
474
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,031
don't know how to transition
into a friendship
475
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,827
that isn't based on work.
- Love you, Reg.
476
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:42,580
- So please,
former baby, take me back.
477
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,541
But only professionally.
478
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,835
- Fine.
479
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,295
'Cause I didn't take the job.
480
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,716
Remember that scooter that
I bought you back in the day?
481
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,469
I always bet on Reggie Dinkins.
482
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,596
- Just like I did illegally.
483
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:03,810
- But Reg, those LA pricks,
they think you're a lost cause.
484
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:08,356
And the truth is,
I'm out of ideas.
485
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,984
But you actually have one,
so...
486
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:14,904
[sighs]
You want to take your shot?
487
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,699
- Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
488
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,535
That I can get a gun?
489
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,329
- I'm saying we need
to go find Arthur Tobin.
490
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,875
[bus horn honks]
491
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,501
- Aw!
492
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,545
- [sighs]
We missed it.
493
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,174
Oh, great.
494
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,634
- Did you lie about
being from Baltimore?
495
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,887
What a weird lie!
- What? No.
496
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,348
I just needed
some time to think.
497
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,516
- Arthur,
I get why you don't want
498
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,477
to go home like this again.
499
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,562
I know about
"Professor Squeeze."
500
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,021
- It's not your fault,
robot that will
501
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,774
be voiced by Keira Knightley.
502
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,234
It's yours, Viola Davis.
503
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:56,071
Okay, wow.
Yes, congratulations, Monica.
504
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,906
You are right again.
505
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,825
I can't be trusted
to do anything.
506
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,828
I can't even sell out properly,
and I haven't worked since.
507
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,663
They- they repossessed my car,
508
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,664
so yes, I had to take the bus
here to the first job
509
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,919
I have been offered
in two years.
510
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,045
- So you lied when you said
you took it 'cause
511
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,674
I'm your childhood hero?
- I never said that.
512
00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:18,384
You're not my childhood hero-
- Here's the thing, Arthur.
513
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,220
I was wrong about you.
514
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:22,638
I thought there was no way you
could understand Reggie's life.
515
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,849
But you may be
the one person who can.
516
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,227
- 'Cause you messed up
just as bad as me.
517
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,772
You. Me. Same.
518
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:35,401
- Oh, you're-you're saying
you want me to come back?
519
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,443
- If we're gonna do this,
520
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,569
we're gonna have to do it
your way.
521
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,864
Reggie has to face
what happened-
522
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,116
like in David Beckham's movie
when he admitted
523
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,450
to having
all those dumb-ass haircuts.
524
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,203
- Remember them cornrows?
525
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,622
He met Nelson Mandela
with those.
526
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:52,836
- And hey, if this thing
actually somehow works,
527
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,422
it's a win-win-win.
528
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,549
But, you know,
you're gonna also have
529
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,030
to show people the good stuff.
530
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,803
Reggie messed up, but
he deserves a second chance.
531
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,681
You both do.
532
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,100
- Use that in the documentary.
533
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,310
- Maybe.
534
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,188
At least that was real.
535
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:16,026
- Oh, snap!
That reminds me!
536
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,195
Guys!
Guys, stop!
537
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,655
- Sorry, Mr. D.
538
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,281
We were waiting for you
to come save him
539
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,201
with a famous sword,
but you never showed up.
540
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,162
- Did I do good, Reggie?
541
00:21:27,212 --> 00:21:31,762
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