All language subtitles for gua-magnumpi.1980.s06e16-1080p

How you doing?

You guys got a problem?

You do.

No sign of Rick
or the people on the charter.

Well, they must be somewhere.
People just don't disappear.

Well, | guess
that's just my bad luck.

That's John Wayne?

Stay in the car
and let me handle this.

You really think
you can do it alone?

MAGNUM: Trust me.

Get out!

(EXCLAIMS)

Coast Guard found the bodies.
They want someone to come
down and make an ID.

Hey, have you got
any more caviar?

Yeah.

You wanna tell me where?

It's in the icebox,
next to the bookcase.

How you doing?

MAN: Hi!

Hey, you guys got a problem?

No, no. No problem.

But you do.

Call the rest of them up here.
Come on.

Quit stalling! Just get
the rest of them up here.
Come on. Come on.

Hey, Freddie.
Freddie, come on up here
and bring the guys with you.

What's the matter with you?

We're right in the middle...
Now, Freddie!

Come on! Come on,
get the rest of them up.

Mr. Yamashiro, everyone,
come up here, please. Now.
Come on.

That's good. Come on.
You, over here.

Get over here. Get over here!

Now put your hands
over your head.

Everybody,
put your hands over your head.

Good. Now listen.
| want all of you over here.
Come on.

Duck!

(EXCLAIMS)

Be cool, gentlemen.

HIGGINS: They were due back
at 1700 hours.

Of course, given Rick's
usual lack of punctuality,

| didn't really begin to worry
until nightfall.

| called you both the moment
| heard from the Coast Guard

that the yacht
had been spotted.

No sign of Rick
or the people
on the charter.

Apparently, there were some
very important people
on the charter.

Rick felt it was imperative
that he take the boat out
himself

so that nothing
would go wrong.

Well, they must be somewhere.
People just don't disappear.
We'll find them.

She's right.
There has to be
an explanation.

What was the result of your
conversation with your friend
at the Coast Guard?

| could only buy us
five minutes.

Well, perhaps that's
all the time we'll need.

MALE REPORTER: How long
has it been since
the yacht disappeared?

FEMALE REPORTER:
Do you have
a list of passengers?

Do you have
a theory about how
the crew disappeared?

How widespread a search
are you conducting?

Did you find anything?

Not yet.

The rubber life raft
is missing.

Aside from that, it's as if
no one had ever been
aboard this yacht.

More like somebody
cleaned it up real good.

The passenger manifest
is missing.

There may be a copy of that
in Rick's office. | can check.

Any idea
who booked this charter?

As a matter of fact, | do.
A young man by the name
of Reed Hart.

Reed Hart?

He's anew member of the club.
An investment counselor,
| believe.

Yeah. Kahana Investments.

Wait a minute.

T.C. said something
about a friend of his
getting in trouble

putting a little money
in Kahana Investments.

He's not the only one.
We've had two or three
complaints at the department,

but nothing substantial enough
to go on yet.

But, apparently, all we have
to go on here.

Not quite.

| don't think that's part
of the original equipment.

Looks like a nine-millimeter.

It's a pretty common caliber.
| don't think it's gonna be
much help.

Magnum, I'm sorry,

but I'm afraid I'm
gonna have to ask you
to disembark immediately.

The King Kamehameha II! is now
Officially sealed off
pending investigation.

We're leaving right now.

| found this by the wheel.
Thanks, Mike.

Perhaps | can find a copy
of that passenger manifest.

If | come up with any names...

| can run it
through our files.

In the meantime,
| guess all we have
to go on is Reed Hart.

MAGNUM: One thing I've noticed
over the years.

Usually people hire
private investigators

because they can't unravel
the puzzle themselves.

Their emotions are
too involved.

They need someone who is
detached, analytical,
uninvolved.

And that's what I've always
tried to give them.

But, somehow,
that all became very difficult

when the missing person was
Rick and the client was me.

STARR: | can't figure it out.
I've been waiting here
for hours.

You haven't heard
from Freddie, either?

Well, let me know
the minute you hear anything.

I've gotta go.

Hi, I'm Starr Davis.
Can | help you?

Oh, | hope so.

I'm Thomas Magnum.
A friend of mine was meeting
with Mr. Hart

about some sort
of business investment and...

You're looking
for investments.

Not exactly, no.

| was just kind of curious
about what sort of investment
my friend...

A lot of people are
embarrassed to ask for help
the first time.

It gets easier.

What kind of money
are we talking about?

How much money
do | have to have?

Well, how much risk
are you willing to take?

How much risk is there?

Not much,

if you have
the right attitude.

For example,
if you had $1,000 to invest...

500.

| could put you into
this pyramid organization.

Strictly legal.

Well, at the moment, anyway.

| can't promise you
how long it'll be

before the legislatures
change that.

But if you're willing
to give me the money in cash

and take a bit of a risk...

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Excuse me.

I'll call you back later.

| beg your pardon.

Speaking.

The Coast Guard?

Yes.

Thank you.

Look, | know this might be
an awkward time,

but | think | Know what
that phone call was about.

My friend, the one that
| mentioned when | came in,

he was on that boat, too.

You knew about this?

Well, | didn't know anything
for sure. | mean, that's why
I'm here. | thought that...

Who are you?

I'm a private investigator.

What do you know?

Nothing. | was hoping there
was something in your files

that might lead us
to what happened.

Get out.
What?

Get out before
| call the police!

What?

All right, I'm leaving.

But if you change your mind,
I'm in the book.

MAGNUM: When I was
14 years old, my grandfather
took me crabbing.

Now, crabbing's a lot
different from trout fishing.

See, you tie the bait
on the line, you drop it
in the water,

and when you feel the crab
crawl up on the bait
and start nibbling away,

you have to slowly raise
the line to the surface

and then net him
as fast as you can.

The only trouble is,
by the time you can see
the crab, he can see you.

And nine times out of ten,
he'll scuttle right back
off that bait

and disappear into the ocean.

| guess that's what
| always liked about it.

The crab had as good a chance
at a free meal as you did.

But the best thing
about crabbing was

that it taught me patience,
concentration,

and the second sense of
when the time was right
to sit and wait it out.

(CLICKING)

(BEEPING)

Yeah, it's me. I'm here.
| didn't find anything.

Freeze!

What are you doing?
Get these off me!

(IMITATING JOHN WAYNE)
I'm afraid | can't do that,
pilgrim. You're under arrest.

MAGNUM: Why didn't you
tell me you were a cop?

You didn't give me
a chance.

Well, "Freeze. Police." That's
what you're supposed to say.

(GRUNTING) | mean,
didn't they teach you that
at the academy?

(IMITATING WAYNE)
They taught me
a lot of things, friend,

most of which | forgot.

Okay, now hold still.

Okay, now sit down
while | start filling out
the arrest form.

What for?

Breaking and entering.

You actually saw me go
into that office?

You actually saw me
break and enter?

Okay, resisting arrest.

Come on, | got a buddy
who might be in big trouble.

| was just trying
to get some information,

which, obviously,
you were trying to do also.

But you must not have had
a search warrant.

We're not talking about me,
pal. We're talking about you.

Oh, | don't think so.

| think you were breaking
and entering just like me.

Now, I'm not so sure illegal
search and seizure

is the kind of thing
you'd like to have get out.

Are you threatening me?

No, no, no. I'm just saying
that, under the circumstances,

I'm not so sure of that.
It would make
a lot more sense

if you let me go,
and | didn't talk to anybody
on the way out.

Or maybe we should talk it
over with your chief.

(IMITATING WAYNE)
I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do, mister.

I'm gonna put my feet up here
and catch 40 winks.

And if you're gone
when | wake up,

well, | guess
that's just my bad luck.

So long, pilgrim.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

T.C.: So he's got
a John Wayne complex.
A lot of cops do.

No, no. Not like this guy,
T.C. | mean, he actually
talks like him.

Not all the time,
but | practically expected him

to saddle up and ride off
into the sunset.

May we start?

Oh, I'm sorry.
We're ready.

That's okay? Okay.
I'm sorry.

This is Victor Manzano.

Major underworld figure
in Chicago.

In fact, rumor has it
that Manzano is jockeying

to take over the entire
Mainland operation.

HIGGINS: There must be
something wrong with the focus
on this projector.

| can't seem to get
a clear picture.

CAROL: No,
it's not the machine.

It's not the best picture
in the world. It's just
the best | could find.

Why don't you go
to the next one, Jonathan?

CAROL: This man is
Totsuo Yamashiro.

Lily.

He's probably
the most powerful man

in the infrastructure
of the Japanese yakuza.

How can you tell?

Because we have reports from
undercover agents attesting
to his immense power.

No, | meant, how can you tell
that's Yamashiro?

Because his name is
on the back of the photograph.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Next, please.

Jonathan?

Oh, yes, of course.

CAROL: Billy Kapalama.
Local underworld.

Which one is he?

He's the one way in the back.

With the hat on.

(MAGNUM LAUGHING)

You can't...

That's right, you guys.
Just go ahead and laugh.

CAROL: You have a good time.
Laugh it up.

No, look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

But you can't see any of them.

(MAGNUM LAUGHING)

Well, goodness knows you two
have done so much better.

T.C., you spent hours flying
over practically every island

between here and Bora Bora
and found nothing.

Well, | found a whole lot
of jungle terrain

where anybody who wanted to
could hide real well.

And you,
you get yourself arrested.

| did not.

Well, nearly arrested.

Anyway, what difference
does it make?

| mean, the point is,
you found out
who these guys are

and what the link is
between them.
That's what's important.

Thank you.

You figure they could be
having some sort of
high-level meeting?

A floating
little Appalachia,
as it were?

That's what it looks like.

Well, if they were,
it was the best kept secret
of the decade.

Nobody knew,
not even Francis Hofstetler.

Francis Hofstetler?

Icepick.

You called Icepick?

His name is
Francis Hofstetler?

He knew that Vic Manzano was
here on vacation and
a little personal business,

but certainly nothing
to do with his partners.

Please don't take offense
at this, Carol,

but do you honestly believe
that Icepick would simply
hand over

legitimate information
to the prosecuting attorney's
office?

Yes, | do.

| told him that we were doing
everything we could
to find Rick.

He told me that Manzano was
staying at the Puna Kohola
hotel on the West Shore.

I'm on my way.

| can get you there faster.

Thanks, T.C.
Hey, listen.

Try not to get caught
this time, okay?

Lily.

They're here.

Maybe.

What have you got for me here?

Underwear.

| know | can smell you.

Anybody home?

Neighbors.

Bingo!

(CHUCKLING)

Oh, come on, Gordon,
a little bit more finesse.
You're a pro.

Make my day.

(EXCLAIMS)

| knew it! Knew it.

Genius.

Yes.

(IMITATING WAYNE)
Whoa, partner.

Got a few more miles to go
before the horse is
in the barn.

Okay, cookie.

Let's get these
here, first thing,

these serial numbers to give
to the guys in the white hats.

(CLEARING THROAT)

Who are you men?
You belong in this room?

Who are you?
Hotel security.

| should report you for not
putting your valuables
in the hotel safe.

Oh, guys,
| can explain this one.
Look at this.

| can explain that.
Explain it...

GORDON: Hey, you shouldn't
do this to someone. It's mean.

I'm gonna talk to
your supervisor
about this kind of behavior.

MAGNUM: I guess when
things are really bad,

you discover how little
you really have to say to
the people you're close fo.

T.C. and | didn't have to
remind each other
that every second was crucial

if we were gonna
find Rick alive.

We had a sense of that
between us
without ever saying it.

We also knew we had
to work on instinct alone

and hope that each
new direction we took
was the right one

and that nothing would come up
that would get in our way.

T.C.: If you run into
any sign of the police...

MAGNUM: | will walk away.

Believe me, | don't want
even the slightest chance
of running into...

Oh, no.

No! It's him!

That's John Wayne?

(GRUNTING)

(GUN FIRING)

(GRUNTING)

(EXCLAIMS)

Whoa! Whoa!

GORDON: Help!

(IMITATING WAYNE)
Damn, | thought
you'd never get here.

Well, | guess | should say
thank you, but I'm not
really very good at that.

Hey, that's okay.

Why wouldn't they let you
interrogate the suspects?

Oh, well,
it's not my case.
Procedures, rules, you know.

No, you're onto something.

What? No. No, no.
| just stumbled into
this case, that's all.

Oh, come on, you don't get
all the medals and citations
| saw hanging in your office

by fumbling around
in somebody else's territory
with no reason.

Now what do you got?

Look, if you'd level with us,
maybe T.C. and | can
help you out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We got problems
of our own unless they're...

Related? Possibly.

But highly unlikely.

What have you got to lose?

Well...

Why don't we buy you
a cup of coffee
and you tell us all about it?

Anyway, | got it
from a very reliable source

that Manzano is bringing in
$2 million in small bills.

$2 million?

Funny money. And | figure,
the guy that catches him

trying to sell it
to the middleman
is gonna be a hero.

| mean, there's probably
a book in it, a movie deal,
Phil Donahue Show,

house in Palm Springs,
everything.

So, | meet Manzano's plane
and | tail him everywhere.

To his hotel, to the
Rainbow Dream Massage Parlor,

to the Kahana Investment
Counseling.

Then to the yacht harbor.

No, | lost him
after he left Reed Hart's.

Well, | went out
for a hot dog, okay?

| mean, | hadn't had
anything to eat all day.

| didn't Know they were
gonna leave so fast.

Hey, hey, it's all right.

No, it's not all right.
| mean, if | had been
there on the pier...

Gordon, they disappeared
at sea.

There was no way
you were gonna see
what happened to them.

Maybe not. It's just...

| mean, my whole
movie career just vanished.

Yeah, so did our friend.

They didn't take $2 million
from Manzano's room just now.

Well, I'm sure he took
the rest of it on the boat
to sell to Reed Hart.

I've got some serial numbers.

If we can get any
of the rest of the money,
match the serial numbers,

we got him.

And anybody who knows
about the money probably knows
what happened on the boat.

Hey, | can talk to my friend
who invested with him.

Maybe he saw something,
heard something.

It's a long shot, but...

| might know somebody, too.

Somebody who works
very close to Hart.

Can you get me an address from
that license plate number?

Yeah, sure.
All | need is a phone.

Phil Donahue,
house in Palm Springs?

(STAMMERING)
| don't Know. I...

And 15 cents.

GORDON: Thanks.

(LILY SPEAKING JAPANESE)

(HIGGINS SPEAKING JAPANESE)

In the light just now,
| saw in you the little girl

who arrived here
some 40 years ago.

Skinny, scared,

but sturdy.

Like a delicate desert flower.

Transplanted
to a foreign soil.

Right.

Thanks to a very generous
British relocation committee

with you at its head.

| mean, how many children
were you responsible
for bringing to a new land?

Oh, perhaps a dozen,

but only one desert flower.

I'm sorry that we've
grown apart over the years.

| never thought
that would happen.

Thank you for coming over.

Jonathan, why do | get
the feeling that

this is more than just
a long-awaited reunion?

One of my employees,

a friend, really,
is in some trouble.

| don't Know how much.

| only know that somehow,
in the last few days,

his life has become
intertwined with the life
of Totsuo Yamashiro.

| know | once told you
that | would not hear of your
relationship with that man.

Now, I'm afraid
| must ask you, if you will,

to tell me anything
you may know about him

that might lead me
to my friend.

| fear his life may be
at stake.

MAGNUM: Every case,
no matter how simple,

can lead you down
a blind alley or two.

You come to accept it
and just hope

your little voice will warn
you when you're starting off
down the wrong road.

Only this time,
the clock was ticking so loud,

| wasn't sure | could hear
my little voice.

GORDON: | think Dustin Hoffman
would play me.

That's only when
we solve the case.

(IMITATING WAYNE)
Which is exactly
what we're gonna do.

Would you...

Would you please not do that
anymore, please?

(IMITATING WAYNE) I'm afraid
| don't take your meaning,
stranger.

You go in there
full of swagger and bluster,

she's not even gonna
talk to us. Now, why...

Why don't you just stay
in the car and let me
handle this?

You really think
you can do it alone?

Trust me.

Hi, | was wondering
if | could...

Go away!
No, wait.

No, | just wanna talk to you.

Go away!

Please. If you'd just listen.
Will you...

Get out!

Get out of here!

(IMITATING WAYNE)
All right, sister,
you either start talking

or look at facing
the next 99 years in jail.

He does this all the time.
Don't take it personally.

Don't think | don't
know what you're doing.

Good cop, bad cop, right?

No.

(IMITATING WAYNE)
More like bad cop, no cop.

I'm the only law around here,
sister, and you better
get used to it.

Gordon.

Here, make yourself useful
and check out these
serial numbers, okay?

STARR: What are you doing?

You didn't think we could
link you to the rest
of the money, did you?

Rest of what money?

Now don't be coy
with me, sister.

Gordon.

As soon as we match
the numbers of the bills
to the numbers we confiscated

from a certain West Shore
hotel room...

Can | talk to you
for a minute?

We've got you linked
to the major power
in organized crime today.

This money's gonna connect you
not only to counterfeiting,

but also drugs, prostitution,
gambling,

and every kind of despicable,
illegal activity there is.

| don't know
what you're talking about.

| took that money
from the office safe.
I'll admit that.

But that was money from
an investment deal | closed
for Reed this week.

Now, maybe that money
wasn't mine legally,

but | don't know anything
about any counterfeiting
scheme, either.

Honest.

I'd like to believe you.
| really do,

but serial numbers don''t lie.

They also don't match.

What do you mean,
"They don't match"?

They don't match.

But if you're willing
to tell me where Reed is,

I'll consider dropping
the charges down
to simple embezzlement.

| don't Know where he is!

Come on.

| mean, there's nothing else
you can tell us?

Look.

After you left the office,
| went to Reed's house.

He wasn't there.
The car was in the garage.

When | didn't hear from him
the rest of the day,

| went to the office,
| took the money,
and | came home to pack.

Now that's all | know.

(BEEPING)

Honest.

| wish | could tell you more.

Detective Katsumoto.

When?

All right,
we'll be right there.

Coast Guard found the bodies.
They want someone to come
down and make an ID.

OFFICER: Thanks to our very
sophisticated sonar equipment,
we discovered the container.

Apparently, the men were shot
execution style.

And they cleaned the boat
very, very carefully.

Anything that looked
like a clue was put
into this container and sunk.

Ironically, the one thing
they did to cover their tracks

turns out to help
the investigation.

The book was in the container
along with the bodies.

Well, if you're ready.

STARR: It's Freddie.

Reed's business partner.
He just bought into the firm.

Vic Manzano.

Totsuo Yamashiro.

GORDON: Billy Kapalama.

No Reed Hart.

And no Rick Wright.

CAROL: So we're right back
where we started.

Not necessarily.

Will there be
anything else?

No, thank you, Maile.

The link we thought we had
found between the three men
was organized crime.

Apparently, that is true
but irrelevant.

According to my sources,
Yamashiro was in Honolulu to
conduct business with Manzano.

Sources? What sources?

That's not important.
What is important is

that he was buying
$2 million American
counterfeit.

And Kapalama was
the local go-between.

HIGGINS: Yes.

Well, that puts three
of them together, but where
does Reed Hart fit in?

T.C.: Maybe he was going
to them for help.

According to my friend,
Hart was into a lot of people
way over his head.

In fact, rumor has it
that if he didn't come up
with a half-million fast,

he might end up at the bottom
of the Molokai Channel.

Which is where
he may well be right now.

Along with Rick Wright.

Well, it's a possibility
we have to consider.

There's something
we're not seeing.

There's something
we're not seeing,
and it's right in front of us.

Six men get on
the King Kam III.

Hart and his business partner,
three businessmen and Rick.

Now four of them end up
murdered in a container.
What about Rick and Reed Hart?

Perhaps they went overboard
during the struggle.

Six men get on a boat,

or they don't
GORDON: Or they don't.

You lost them.

Outside Reed Hart's office.

I'm afraid that's not...

(IMITATING WAYNE)
This way, pilgrim.

Thomas, what about...

| don't Know yet.

Perhaps it's a character
trait held in common

by everyone who becomes
an investigator.

Something in the DNA.

MAGNUM: Finally,
| was hearing my little voice
loud and clear.

And it was reminding me
of rule number five

in the private investigator's
handbook:

Never overlook the obvious.

MAGNUM: There's Hart's car
right there.

| thought Starr said
she saw it at his house.

She did.

That's Reed Hart, all right.

| think we've been had.

How many times
do | have to tell you?

| didn't know!
But you suspected.

They would kill me
if | talk to you.

Well, if they don't, | might!
Now, I'm through
playing games.

| want to Know what you know!

Okay.

Reed told some people
they could make a 200% return
on an investment.

They wanted to collect.
He didn't have the money.

Maybe he could've
sold his car.

| told him that.

He was afraid
of starting a run

if all of his investors knew
that he was in trouble.

He said he'd work it out.

And then Billy came in.

Kapalama.

STARR: He said he needed
a legitimate front.

A respectable, out-of-the-way
place for two men
to conduct business.

He said it had to be secure
because there was, like,
a couple of million at stake.

So Reed told his buddies
where the meeting was
gonna take place

so they could just come in
and take the money.

| told him it was dangerous.

He said they'd make it look
like he was innocent.

It was only supposed
to be a robbery.

No one was supposed
to get killed.

He didn't have
any other way out.

Where can | find these guys?

He was going to steer the boat
near this deserted island.

They were gonna stay there
with the money
until things cooled down.

He didn't even know that
the money was counterfeit.

All of this
for Monopoly money.

Where are you going?
I'm going out there.

In the dark?

It'll be light in an hour.

Look, we found
what we were looking for,

so let's just turn it over
to the authorities.

| thought you were
gonna break this case
no matter what.

| did. We did.

But we just can't go
charging in there
like it's San Juan Hill.

Let's just turn it over
to the Coast Guard, the FBI.

They've got all the equipment,
the firepower.
I'll just make the call.

You're gonna call
the Coast Guard?

(IMITATING WAYNE)
You have my word on it,
pilgrim.

MAGNUM: There comes a moment
in every case when you know
you're on the right track.

And that moment had finally
arrived in this one.

| knew, somehow,
that Rick was on that island.

| just wasn't sure
whether he was dead or alive.

T.C.: Old Gordy's
not gonna be too happy

when he finds out
that we went in after Rick

after you promised him
that we wouldn't.

Well, he'll get over it.

Right now I'm more concerned
about Rick than old Gordy.

I'm glad we beat
the Coast Guard.

If Rick is on the island,
maybe we can find him
and get him out

before the fireworks Start.

That is, if we don't give away
our position going in.

A helicopter landing doesn't
exactly give you the advantage
of a surprise attack.

I'll come in low.

The trees will absorb
the sound.

It's the best | can do.

PSST!

(WHISPERING) Over here.

The life raft.

That means
he's here somewhere.

(GROANING)

Hold it or I'll shoot!

Rick.

T.C. Good. You're just
in time for high surf.
The surf's up.

| don't know
where my surfboard is,

but | got a raft somewhere.
| got a raft.

Obviously delirious.
I'd better see to that wound.

Come on, guys.
You're gonna miss
all the great action.

MAGNUM: Rick, we're not
missing anything.

Now, forget about the raft.
We're taking you home.

MAN: I'm afraid
| can't let that happen.

Drop it. Right there.

Thomas, these are the guys
that are in trouble. They...

This man is seriously wounded.

He must have
immediate medical attention.

Look, maybe we can just talk.

MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER:
This is the Coast Guard.

Drop your weapons and come
out with your hands up.

Don't even think about it.

Get their guns.

(IMITATING WAYNE)
This is the Coast Guard.

Drop your weapons and come out
with your hands up.

We have you surrounded.

Come out immediately,
or we'll come in after ya.

Then you'll have
to come in and get us!
We're not coming out!

We're not taking on
the Coast Guard.

Did you hear any boats
come in? Any planes? Get...

(GROANING)

Thomas!

What time is it?

GORDON: Yo, Magnum!

(IMITATING WAYNE) | bet
you were beginning to doubt

that I'll ever show up,
eh, partner?

I'm not your partner.
Don't call me that.

What happened to,
"We can't go charging in there
like it's San Juan Hill"?

What happened to
"Let's bring in
the Coast Guard"?

What happened to "I'll make
the phone call myself"?

Well, | guess you can't trust
some guys to do what they say
they will, huh?

But you wanna hear
how | did it?

No.

"Mr. Maxi-Phone!"

(IN DEEP VOICE)
If you'll send the prisoners
to my Zodiac

near the leeward shore...

(IN NASAL VOICE) I will
be glad to send them
to the authorities.

Now hold it.

We are going to turn these men
over to the Coast Guard.

T.C. can call them
from the chopper.

I'll wait with you
till they get here.
And then...

Then | don't ever wanna see
or hear from you again
in my entire life.

Do you understand?

Yeah, sure,
if that's how you feel.

That's how | feel.

Wow, bummer.

Who is that guy?

John Wayne.

| just wanna say one thing.

| don't wanna
hear about it.

Thanks.

| figured out
who's gonna play you
in the movie.

There isn't gonna be a movie.

Burt Reynolds.

Dustin Hoffman
and Burt Reynolds in

This Island Isn't Big Enough.
You like the title?

It just came to me.

| figure we can always
change it, you know,
if it doesn't test well.

Now, who do you think
we can get for the girl, huh?

MAGNUM: Mary Steenburgen.