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(SCREAMING)
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MAN: Welcome to the carnival.
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You must be
my new roustabouts.
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This carnival
isn't safe anymore.
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Gus the Geek.
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(ROARING)
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Subhuman.
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| haven't written a paycheck
in three weeks.
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Take it easy.
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Hey.
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(YELLS)
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HIGGINS: The carnival is over.
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(SCREAMING)
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Congratulations, kid.
That was
quite extraordinary.
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A walk in the park.
Thank your buddy up there,
okay?
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Of course.
Better take a rest, Robin.
You're on again at 3:00.
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Right. See ya, Inky.
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Mr. Higgins. Mikey.
Robin.
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Thanks a lot, Higgo.
You made this gig go
with a real bang.
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Here, | brought you
a little something.
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Please, it was the least
| could do, Walter.
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Walter?
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| haven't heard that
since...
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North Africa, 1942.
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That's right.
Open it up later.
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Well, Mr. Janes.
What do ya think?
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| think my company is lucky
to have your carnival,
Mr. Gilbert.
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It hope it will be
a profitable situation
for both of us.
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Don't you worry
about the profits.
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We'll bring in the audience,
| guarantee it.
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Why, we broke all
house records on Guam.
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You should've...
Hey, great flying.
You didn't miss.
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Quite. Well done, T.C.
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A real good
piece of work.
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Thank you.
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But somehow, | must admit,
| felt more comfortable
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flying and being shot at
at the same time.
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(SCREAM)
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(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
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(CROWD APPLAUDING ON TV)
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MAN ON TV: Magic to Worthy,
inside to Kareem,
back to Scott,
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drives, dishes off to Kareem.
Slam dunk!
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Length of the court
to Parrish,
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to Bird, to McHale,
to Johnson, back to Ainge.
Twenty-footer, no good!
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Rambis rebound!
He is butchered.
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HIGGINS: Magnum.
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Look at Rambis,
he is hot under the collar.
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He's pulling his glasses back,
adjusting those.
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Don't... Don't ever
do that again, Higgins.
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I'm sorry, Magnum.
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What is it?
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You so excited
about going
on all those neat rides,
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you forgot to knock?
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You got cotton candy
stuck on your cheek?
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What is it?
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T.C?
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T.C.'s fine.
The stunt went off
without a hitch.
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The girl was murdered
five minutes later.
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| am asking
for your assistance.
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What about the police?
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They're investigating.
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Did you know this girl?
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Only briefly.
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But | do know
Walter, Inky, Gilbert.
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| must help him.
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We had had no sleep
in 72 hours.
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The shelling was incessant
and unrelenting.
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We were pinned down
by heavy machine gun fire.
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Suffice it to say, Magnum,
| owe Inky Gilbert
and his brother, Donald,
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two Americans who were
attached to our unit,
a great debt.
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Higgins, soldiers saving
other soldiersâ lives
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is a common occurrence.
We've both...
Yes, but,
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in the course
of this incident,
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Inky lost his brother.
I'd like to help him.
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I'd like for you to help him.
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You will, of course,
be compensated.
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Well, that's not really
the point, Higgins.
The police...
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Are conducting
an investigation.
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Meanwhile, the adverse
publicity surrounding
this tragedy
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could cause Inky Gilbert
to lose his contract
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with Mike Janes Amusements.
It could break him.
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Magnum, | implore you.
Please help.
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This feels great!
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We're also gonna
have to work here, Rick.
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| don't care.
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For the first time
in your life, you've
done me a favor.
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This one's for Higgins.
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Yeah, maybe, but...
Hey, can | have
a cotton candy, please?
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Rick...
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Thomas, please,
the carnival's always been
my first love.
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| ran away with one
when | was 14 years old
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and | was gone
for three weeks.
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When my old man finally
got me, man, | couldn't
sit down for a month.
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| mean, | couldn't
eat anything
but vanilla milk shakes
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and tomato soup.
Then | ran away
with the circus...
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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
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Did | ever tell you
this before?
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Hey, that's my cotton candy.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Come in.
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Mr. Gilbert.
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Welcome.
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You must be
my new roustabouts.
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Yep.
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Which one's the P.1.?
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Thomas Magnum.
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Rick Wright.
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You Know, | ran away
with a carnival once.
| was 14 years old.
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| was gone for three weeks.
Rick...
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When my old man
got me, man, | couldn't...
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Rick...
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That's all right.
| still feel
I'm 14 years old, too.
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There's got to be
a little boy inside you
to stay in this racket.
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God knows it isn't
going to be around long.
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The carnivals that crisscross
this country,
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playing the country fairs
and revivals,
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are soon gonna be
a thing of the past.
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A dying piece of Americana.
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The midway and the sideshow
are being replaced
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by the computer arcade
and the cheap horror films
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that are churned out
every five minutes
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and don't leave
anything to the imagination.
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The mind.
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The kid in all of us.
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| don't Know, maybe America's
grown out of us.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:18,16
Maybe the little boy
grew up too fast.
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He blinks his eyes
and he becomes a lawyer
or a computer operator
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or a bank teller.
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We carnies just
try to get by.
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And we try to
reach out to
the kid out there.
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I'm glad we reached you.
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What happens if you don't
reach that kid out there?
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Then | sell out
lock, stock and barrel
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to Mike Janes and his modern,
"today's" operation.
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And we become
a quaint historical
footnote,
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a sanitized piece of trivia.
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| don't want that
to happen to my people.
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00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,977
They're loyal,
and most of them have been
with me for a long time,
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but they've got to eat.
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| haven't written a paycheck
in three weeks.
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And unless you guys find out
who did that to poor Robin,
God rest her soul,
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I'll never write another one.
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00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,127
MAGNUM: Rick may have felt
nine years old again,
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00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,879
but somehow | found that
a little bit difficult.
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00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,48
Because even when | was
nine years old
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and my grandpa took me
to the carnival
at the county fair,
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| found myself
asking too many questions.
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Questions like,
in the basketball
shooting concession,
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why was the ball
pumped so full of air
that it would bounce off
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the too-small rim
and there goes your quarter?
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Or why did
the beautiful blonde lady
in the dollar-a-kiss booth
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smell like a distillery
from 20 feet away?
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00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,278
Or how come
the biggest stuffed animals
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you could possibly win
in the shooting gallery
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always had an inch
of dust on them?
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And now, a lot of years /ater,
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who would want
to make a murder
part of the sideshow?
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Hello?
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Hey, take it easy.
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Sorry, I'm a little on edge.
You're the P.1.?
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Yeah.
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Except it's
Private Investigator, and I'm
supposed to be undercover.
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00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,264
(SCOFFS)
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Daddy's got a big mouth.
Audrey Gilbert.
Inky's little girl.
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Aka "Sparky The Clown"
and midway manager.
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Nice meeting you.
How many other people know
why I'm here?
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Just me and Inky.
Honest.
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How can | help you?
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Well, tell me about Robin.
Boyfriends?
Enemies? Debts?
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None of the above.
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Everybody liked Robin
and Robin liked
everybody back.
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Been with us for two years.
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Joined us in Stockton
when she ran away from home.
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Can't think of a damn thing
anybody would have
against her.
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What about
that knife thrower?
The Indian?
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The Chief?
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CHIEF: Audrey, Audrey.
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Yeah, him.
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Who is he?
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(STAMMERING)
This is Thomas Magnum.
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Inky just hired him
as the new roustabout.
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| was going over
the ropes with him.
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Hi, guy.
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White Deer has left.
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What do you mean, left?
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She quit.
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She was tired
of not getting paid.
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She left me
for a Portuguese restaurant.
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Who am | gonna use
in the act tomorrow?
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Tell me? Who?
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Don't you worry, Chief.
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We will find you
another assistant.
| promise.
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00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,376
Someone as fearless
as White Deer?
Never.
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You've gotta forgive him.
He's had a rough
couple of days.
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The police have
really grilled him
on account of the fact
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that the murder weapon
was one of his knives.
198
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,13
See, the case
where he keeps them
was broken into.
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00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,601
Of course, the weapon
didn't have his prints on it,
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but nevertheless,
it's a matter of pride
with him.
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He swore he'd kill
the person who did it.
| believe him.
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What exactly
does a roustabout do?
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00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,951
Okay. Do you know
what a mop and broom are?
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MAGNUM: Somehow
it wasn't necessary
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to have a Tower Of Terror
to get good and scared.
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That's because most
of the people
| talked to today
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were already
half there.
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Not me.
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(YELLS)
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Oh, | know
what you're thinking.
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That's because
| was thinking it, too.
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| was becoming
overly paranoid.
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00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,260
After all, the Tower Of Terror
was nothing more
214
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,137
than just a bunch
of papier-maché goblins
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and screechy
sound effects.
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Wouldn't have bothered
me nor Gramps one bit.
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(IN SQUEAKY VOICE) Boo!
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(SCREAMS)
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00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,405
(IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
Easy, fella.
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Come on, | just work here.
Cleaning up.
221
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:31,871
(SCREECHING)
222
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,749
Damn rats.
223
00:14:35,41 --> 00:14:37,01
(CHUCKLES)
Scared you, didn't I?
224
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,44
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Scared me?
225
00:14:40,04 --> 00:14:41,422
Well, you woke me up.
226
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,758
It's getting so
a man can't get
a sound sleep around here.
227
00:14:44,50 --> 00:14:45,51
Excuse me.
228
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,228
Who are you?
229
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,272
Thomas Magnum.
230
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,692
Inky hired me
and a friend of mine
as roustabouts.
231
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,445
Oh, he did, huh?
232
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,571
(CHUCKLING)
233
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,494
The name's Gus Zimmer.
234
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,538
Known professionally
as Gus the Geek.
235
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,501
I'm sorry | frightened you.
Here, let me help you
clean up.
236
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,710
Oh, thanks.
237
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,382
You done much
carnie work before?
238
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:28,177
Well, I've done
a lot of mopping.
239
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,96
Are you a Navy man?
240
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,347
Yeah.
241
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,519
| was in the Army myself,
about a million years ago.
242
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:37,478
Hey, look,
243
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,358
| know it's my job
during business hours
and everything,
244
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,319
but | really wasn't
trying to make you sick.
245
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,406
It's just that
it's the only place
where | can catch a few winks
246
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,408
without people
bothering me,
247
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,994
and | don't have to
wear the mask.
248
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,38
And what with everything
that's been going on here,
249
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,584
| guess I'm just as nervous
as everybody else.
250
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,752
Robin?
Yeah.
251
00:16:02,44 --> 00:16:05,298
Surprised anybody
took this job knowing
what's going on.
252
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,133
It ain't only Robin, though.
253
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,178
There's been other deaths?
254
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,890
Did | say that?
255
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,18
No, | didn't say that.
256
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:21,314
| said there's been
a lot of bad stuff
going on lately.
257
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,70
That guy in San Diego
had his back broken
258
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,616
when the whirl-a-way
collapsed on him.
259
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,77
Darn thing had just passed
a safety inspection, too.
260
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,80
Then our concession lady,
Marge, had to have
her stomach pumped out
261
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,374
when she ate
one of her own chili dogs.
262
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,877
Somebody might have
put some
263
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,547
arsenic into her chili.
She's gone.
264
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,718
I'll tell you, life is tough
even if you don't weaken.
265
00:16:51,10 --> 00:16:54,347
I've been with this carnival
for 30 years now
and I've seen it all.
266
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,519
| used to be the ringmaster
before the accident.
267
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,21
| used to talk a lot.
268
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,648
Now | don't get
to say much.
269
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,902
All | get to do
is make a few weird noises.
270
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:12,365
(ROARING)
271
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,993
Three times a day.
272
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,411
Gus the Geek.
273
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:19,872
Subhuman.
274
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,711
What happened?
275
00:17:26,03 --> 00:17:28,47
There was a fire
in Decatur, in '61.
276
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,717
There were some kids.
| got them out.
277
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,57
That was when
| got to be the Geek.
278
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,19
(EXHALING)
279
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,522
Can't blame Inky any, though.
280
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,65
He's always been
real good to me.
281
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,25
He's kept me on here
through thick and thin,
282
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,777
good times and bad,
283
00:17:50,69 --> 00:17:51,612
and I'd go right to the end
with him.
284
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,367
| just hope it doesn't
come too soon.
285
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,203
There's not much
of a retirement program
for geeks.
286
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,00
I'll get the rat.
287
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,762
MAGNUM: Needless fo say,
| didn't get
a great night's sleep.
288
00:18:17,54 --> 00:18:19,432
Jumbled, distorted images
of devils with pitchforks
289
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,144
and ugly green monsters
and chili dogs
that came alive
290
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,438
totally routed
the poor little sheep
| was trying to count.
291
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,982
They didn't have a chance.
292
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,277
And with all the information
| had gotten yesterday,
293
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,155
| was wondering
if Inky Gilbert's carnival
did, either.
294
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,281
(YELLS)
295
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,199
(SHUSHING)
296
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,830
What time is it?
297
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,124
It's 6:00 in the morning.
What's the matter with you?
298
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:49,170
Matter? Matter?
299
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,173
Nothing's the matter.
| love being scared awake.
300
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,634
After all, we're
at a carnival, aren't we?
301
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,552
There's nothing
like a 6:00 a.m. thrill to
kick off the old adrenaline.
302
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,55
What are you doing?
303
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,514
I've been out all night
investigating
304
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,600
while you've been sleeping.
305
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,353
Well, you didn't have to
clean out the Tower of Terror
or the Tunnel of Love.
306
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,354
Do you want to know
what | found out or not?
307
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,773
What did you find out?
308
00:19:09,65 --> 00:19:11,359
Nothing, but...
Nothing concrete.
309
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,819
But | think
I'm onto something.
310
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,364
It was that Indian Chief's
knife that was used
in the murder, right?
311
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,32
So | decided to
check him out.
312
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,533
| followed him
all night long,
313
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,535
because he was yelling
and screaming,
314
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,746
and running inside
and outside of everybody's
tents and trailers.
315
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,541
And then he'd sneak up
behind some of the other guys
316
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,293
and he'd just watch them.
317
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,920
And then comes
the weird part.
318
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,800
What weird part?
319
00:19:36,92 --> 00:19:38,469
It was a full moon
last night, right?
320
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,806
This guy goes behind
the amusement park
321
00:19:42,98 --> 00:19:44,892
sits down on the grass,
looks up at the moon...
322
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,478
Are you ready for this?
And starts singing opera.
323
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,980
I'm convinced he's our guy.
324
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,315
Because he was
singing opera?
325
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,486
He was near the tent
when Robin Guthrie got it.
326
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,822
Well, so were a dozen
other people.
327
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,740
And they didn't see a thing.
They were too busy
watching the stunt.
328
00:20:00,32 --> 00:20:02,76
Rick, just 'cause this guy
sings opera to the full moon
329
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,536
doesn't mean
he's our killer.
330
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,706
It's a lead.
What do you got?
331
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,916
Nothing.
Oh.
332
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,836
Except a lot of talk
about mysterious accidents.
333
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,964
| mean, this is the worst
kind of case, Rick.
There's nothing to go on.
334
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,842
You just gotta... You gotta
kind of blend in
335
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,10
and get familiar with people
till they trust you.
336
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,347
And then, maybe then,
somebody will let
something slip,
337
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,433
and you got them.
338
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,476
It's called deep cover.
339
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,20
We could be here
for a long time.
340
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,772
That's great.
341
00:20:32,64 --> 00:20:33,733
Except Inky Gilbert
doesn't have a long time.
342
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,68
| know.
343
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,403
What do you got in mind?
344
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,618
Well, we accelerate
the process.
We take control.
345
00:20:46,36 --> 00:20:47,663
How?
346
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,416
INKY: No, wait a second.
Where are you going?
347
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,378
CHARLES: We're history, Inky.
We're gone.
348
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,131
INKY: No, no!
349
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,259
No, No.
You can't leave, you can't.
350
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,886
We are,
and you can't stop us.
351
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,304
But why?
352
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,389
Because we gotta eat.
353
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,516
Yeah, and buy
some razor blades.
354
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,561
But, guys,
what about the show?
355
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,105
Chris, we're family.
356
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,192
A broken family, Inky.
357
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,360
I'll get the money,
| promise.
358
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,237
It's not just the money.
359
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,115
This carnival
isn't safe anymore.
360
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,910
We don't want to go,
but this is the way
it's gotta be.
361
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,621
Goodbye, Inky.
362
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:32,374
Please don't leave.
Chris, Charles.
363
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,670
It won't be like Hackensack.
364
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,174
There go
a lot of suspects, Thomas.
365
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,759
(CAR HONKING)
366
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,556
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
367
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,59
This is great,
this is just great.
Hey, Gilbert.
368
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,860
Mike Janes Amusements
has a contract
369
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,570
with the Inky Gilbert
Carnival.
370
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,405
Now, apparently,
there isn't one.
371
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,990
The hell there isn't.
372
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,617
How so?
373
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,369
You just open the gates
at 11:00, Mr. Janes.
374
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,789
The show will go on.
375
00:22:12,81 --> 00:22:13,415
This | gotta see.
376
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:12,433
Is he aman
or is he an animal?
377
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,686
A mere four bits
will let you decide
for yourself.
378
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,523
See the Geek
drink human blood.
379
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:23,319
Will his animal thirst
ever be quenched?
380
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:28,699
See what happens when
live rodents are unleashed
in his cage.
381
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:34,163
The Geek! The Geek! The Geek!
Come on.
382
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,81
(LAUGHING)
383
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,335
Step up, step up, step up.
384
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,670
There's fun for everyone.
385
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,846
(ROARING)
386
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:51,805
(AUDIENCE SCREAMING)
387
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,361
RICK: I've had
enough of this.
388
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,445
Come on,
where's all your
carnie spirit?
389
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:07,821
Where's your leads?
390
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,782
And what about
accelerating the process?
391
00:24:10,74 --> 00:24:11,909
| have a new theory.
Yeah, what's that?
392
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,162
The who-stands-to-gain
the-most if-Inky-goes-under
theory.
393
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:20,960
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
We're saved!
394
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,128
Daddy, what are you
talking about?
395
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,423
The Inky Gilbert
Traveling Carnival lives!
396
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,592
Daddy, | know we did well,
397
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,844
but we can't keep up
this kind of effort
unless we're at full strength.
398
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,888
We are,
or we will be.
399
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,974
After | hire everybody back
tomorrow morning.
400
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:39,61
Ladies and gentlemen,
your paychecks.
401
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,406
MAGNUM: So much
for my new theory.
402
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,324
But out of its ashes
grew another.
403
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,959
Admittedly, sneaking
into the office
of your own client
404
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,254
wasn't the most
exemplary of private
investigative techniques.
405
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:06,755
But then again,
when you're out of leads,
406
00:25:07,47 --> 00:25:10,50
being exemplary
isn't as important
as getting to the truth.
407
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,12
No matter where it may lie.
408
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,350
(EXCLAIMING)
409
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:20,519
(YELLS)
410
00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:22,813
Hello, Magnum.
411
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,652
Going through the books?
412
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,72
| see you met Waldo.
413
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:36,326
Say hello, Waldo.
"Hi, Magnum.
414
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,120
"Find anything interesting?"
415
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:39,705
Yes, | did.
416
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,583
Let me guess.
417
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,712
You couldn't find
anything concrete
about Robin's murder,
418
00:25:47,04 --> 00:25:49,548
so your untrusting mind
began searching
for other motives.
419
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,926
The non-emotional kind,
the baser kind. Like
420
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:58,15
economics.
421
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:02,603
Sure, you'd heard about
the accidents and misfortunes
I've been having.
422
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,646
So you began
to wonder,
423
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:10,778
"Hey, maybe old Inky's making
some dough on the deal.
424
00:26:11,70 --> 00:26:12,71
"He can't be making any money
out of this third-rate
carnival.
425
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,242
"Maybe he's trying
to get it out of
the insurance companies.
426
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,996
"How's he doing?"
427
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,831
You're doing wonderfully.
Keep going.
428
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,543
| will, son. | will.
429
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:31,215
But here's where
your suspicious little mind
and reality part company.
430
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:34,927
| don't get a red cent
for any of those accidents.
431
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,887
All | got
were higher premiums,
432
00:26:38,13 --> 00:26:39,681
substantially higher.
433
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,436
I'm dying here, Magnum,
and you're trying to shovel
dirt on the coffin
434
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:45,771
before it's even
in the ground.
435
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,274
It's good thinking, though.
436
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,821
I've got to admire you
in a strange sort of way.
437
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,240
Higgins was right.
He sent the best.
438
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,620
He said that? The best?
439
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,372
You gotta know
how to read him.
440
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,375
Are you all finished here?
441
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:10,546
So we can get some sleep
and start all over again
tomorrow morning?
442
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,464
Oh, just a minute.
443
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,550
You can help me fix
444
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,802
King Arthur's iron mace
in the Wax Museum.
445
00:27:17,94 --> 00:27:20,556
Just a second, Inky.
I'm not finished here yet.
446
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:24,101
How about explaining
the $10,000 cash deposit
in the carnival account?
447
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,441
Maybe I've got
a silent partner.
448
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,527
You're grasping
at straws, Magnum.
449
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,779
And | guess | appreciate it,
450
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,409
but where | got that money
is of no concern to you
451
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,911
and has absolutely
nothing to do with
Robin Guthrie's death.
452
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:45,497
| promise.
453
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,01
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
454
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,719
CHRIS: Oh, my God.
I'll call an ambulance.
455
00:27:59,11 --> 00:28:00,387
Rick?
Call the police.
456
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,847
We should have
never come back.
457
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:02,764
INKY: The Chief's dead.
458
00:28:03,56 --> 00:28:04,349
MAN: | think Rick's alive.
459
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,146
Hey.
460
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,411
My God, Magnum,
you've got the wrong
bloody clown.
461
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:35,214
MAGNUM: Rick?
HIGGINS: Rick?
462
00:28:36,89 --> 00:28:37,49
What?
463
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:40,552
How do you feel?
464
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:45,98
That's a dumb question.
465
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,935
How would you feel
if someone hit you
over the head with a hammer?
466
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,519
| feel like garbage.
467
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,189
Who's your friend?
468
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,275
It's just Higgins.
469
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,527
Did you get a look
at the guy who did this
to you?
470
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,321
No.
471
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,75
| was following my suspect.
472
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,284
The Chief?
473
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,286
Yeah, the Chief.
474
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,205
He was carrying
one of his knives
475
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,290
and heading towards
the Wax Museum.
476
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,84
So | followed him inside.
477
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:16,171
It was all dark, and then...
478
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,422
What?
479
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,08
| don't Know.
480
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,803
What did you see?
481
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,515
| saw a Fourth of July
fireworks show
482
00:29:28,58 --> 00:29:30,978
and a million little angels
singing in my head.
483
00:29:33,63 --> 00:29:35,857
And | guess
that's when he hit me.
484
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,150
The Chief?
485
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:39,820
Who else?
486
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,781
Chief's dead, Rick.
487
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,744
Oh. Good night.
488
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,505
All right.
489
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,465
Why were you there?
490
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,551
And why are you dressed up
in this stupid suit?
491
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,303
What | was doing there
should be obvious,
even to you.
492
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:07,222
| was attempting to assist.
493
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,474
By lurking and skulking
in the shadows of the midway?
494
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,101
That's my job.
495
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:12,686
At which you were not being
entirely successful.
496
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,563
Magnum, | was
only trying to help.
497
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:15,480
| don't need your help.
498
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,232
Inky Gilbert does.
499
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,110
Oh, great. Coming from a guy
in a clown suit?
500
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,820
Come on, Higgins,
| gotta do this my way.
501
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:22,988
While the body count rises.
502
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,698
Higgins.
503
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:25,532
Obviously, the Chief had
a very strong notion
504
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,868
of who Robin Guthrie's
murderer was.
505
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,578
Well, I'm beginning to think
| do, too.
506
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:30,746
Who?
507
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,665
Possibly Inky Gilbert.
508
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,130
That is the most baseless
and absurd statement
I've ever heard you make.
509
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,132
Rick was hit over the head.
What's your excuse?
510
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:45,344
No excuses.
Higgins, you've got
to consider the possibility.
511
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,804
Look, before we found
Rick and the Chief,
512
00:30:48,96 --> 00:30:49,639
Inky caught me in his office
going through his books.
513
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,141
You were what?
514
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,769
Higgins, you look terrible.
515
00:30:54,61 --> 00:30:55,145
Why were you going through
Inky's books?
516
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,272
I'll get to that.
517
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,358
The point is that Inky
walked in with
a big monkey wrench,
518
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,985
a nice blunt instrument.
519
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,447
He said he was doing
some repair work
in the Wax Museum.
520
00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:08,33
So Inky killed the Chief
and attempted to do the same
to Rick?
521
00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,577
That is conjecture
at its most flimsy.
Indeed, libelous.
522
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:11,870
Damn it, Higgins,
he had a motive.
523
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,872
What motive?
Money.
524
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,832
What, insurance?
525
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,918
No, not insurance.
He told me the truth
about that.
526
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,03
But | found out
from Inky's books
527
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,922
that if the carnival
goes under,
there's a sweet buyout clause
528
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,548
from Mike Janes
Amusements.
529
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,842
Inky would never
give up the carnival.
It's his...
530
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,636
Life. Yeah, | know.
531
00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,138
Spare me that "one big
happy family" stuff.
532
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,684
As of this moment,
you are off the case.
533
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:36,728
No, I'm not.
534
00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:46,446
MAGNUM: What if
they gave a carnival
and nobody came?
535
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,698
| guess everybody moves on,
536
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,493
leaving behind a lot of dreams
and illusions
537
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,120
and sticky candy wrappers.
538
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,414
But in this case
there's also left behind
539
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,707
the rather sticky matter
of two dead bodies
540
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,668
and one potentially
ruined friendship.
541
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,545
But despite that,
| wasn't going anywhere.
542
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,173
Hey. That costs money, pal.
543
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,556
But then, it's not gonna make
much difference, anyway.
544
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,182
What do you mean?
545
00:32:17,18 --> 00:32:19,187
We'll all be gone soon.
546
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,704
| think you just won
yourself a stuffed dinosaur.
547
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,289
(CHUCKLES)
548
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:40,125
Hell, we're living in one.
549
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,878
Inky wants to see you.
I'll take care of this here.
550
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,18
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
551
00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,311
Yeah?
552
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:03,815
Oh.
553
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,821
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to let you go, Magnum.
554
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,740
We're closing tomorrow night.
Courtesy of Mr. Janes.
555
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,660
I'm not a roustabout,
remember?
556
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:19,80
I've got another job to do
and I'm not
quite finished yet.
557
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,625
Oh, yes, you are.
558
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:25,86
Higgins called this morning.
This is per him.
559
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,796
You're out of here
as of now.
560
00:33:27,88 --> 00:33:28,465
The police will continue
their investigation.
561
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,383
And so will I.
562
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,261
Not in my carnival.
Not while | still have it.
563
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,514
Read the back of your ticket,
564
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:38,475
the part where I've got
the right to refuse
admission to anyone.
565
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,352
It's not gonna be
that easy, Inky.
566
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:41,895
My friend was hurt, too.
567
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,522
Save me
the cheap melodramatics.
568
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,357
| feel as bad
about Rick as you do.
569
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,904
And | feel a whole lot worse
about Robin and the Chief,
570
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:57,619
but this is the first fight
of my life I've ever lost.
571
00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,997
And the lousy thing about it
is I'm beginning to get
used to it.
572
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:03,750
I'm also beginning
to get used to the fact
573
00:34:04,42 --> 00:34:05,835
that these murders
were committed solely
574
00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:07,671
to drive me out of business.
575
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:09,256
And if you were
such a great detective,
576
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,591
perhaps that's where
you should've started,
577
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:14,886
instead of me and my people.
578
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,638
You're talking about Janes?
579
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,140
| ain't naming names.
580
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:22,269
| checked Janes out.
He's got an airtight alibi,
581
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,729
and if you want
to talk about motive,
he doesn't have one.
582
00:34:25,21 --> 00:34:27,65
He's gonna lose money
with this carnival.
583
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,650
Just like me.
584
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,446
Only I'm gonna
lose a lot more.
585
00:34:36,74 --> 00:34:37,826
Now get out of here, Magnum,
586
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:42,998
there's enough
buzzards around
and the air stinks.
587
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:51,131
MAGNUM: A good friendship
is usually a difficult
entity to maintain.
588
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,341
There's got to be
a commonality of interests,
589
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:56,177
an enjoyment
of each other's company,
590
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,847
and an appreciation
of the other's differences.
591
00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:01,891
But if those items
don't really exist
in large quantities,
592
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,312
there has to be
an underlying basis
of honesty and truth.
593
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,939
But maybe this time
the truth was something
594
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,899
Higgins didn't want to see
595
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,151
because of his friendship
with Inky.
596
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,778
But because
of my friendship
with Higgins,
597
00:35:14,70 --> 00:35:15,697
it was something
he had to see.
598
00:35:19,34 --> 00:35:21,328
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
599
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,39
MAGNUM: Higgins.
600
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,878
| want to apologize
for yelling at you
last night at the hospital.
601
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:41,431
| understand the bond
that you and Inky share,
602
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:45,226
and | appreciate what
it means, and | appreciate
your loyalty to him.
603
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,939
Oh, yeah, | found out
from a friend of T.C.'s
at the bank
604
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,107
that the money
that's been keeping
the carnival
605
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,277
and Inky afloat's from you.
606
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,72
Converted pounds sterling
from your British bank.
607
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,868
But, Higgins,
608
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,789
you can't judge a man
by one incident in his life.
609
00:36:06,81 --> 00:36:07,165
You have to look
at the whole picture,
610
00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:08,416
the essence of who he is.
611
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,293
Now, damn it, Higgins,
612
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,879
maybe Inky doesn't even
want your money,
or my help,
613
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,130
or the carnival's.
614
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:15,507
Have you ever
considered that?
615
00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,92
Maybe all he wants
is out.
616
00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:24,724
All I'm saying is,
| think we should find out.
617
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,732
Your passion for the truth
is commendable, Magnum.
618
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,361
And, yes,
| do appreciate that.
619
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:41,74
But, ultimately,
it is misguided.
620
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:42,117
Why?
621
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:49,165
Because Inky Gilbert was
just found strangled to death
in his office.
622
00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,968
I'm sorry, Higgins.
623
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,889
| know that doesn't mean
a whole lot right now.
624
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,599
Magnum, your words
are unnecessary.
625
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,601
| do understand
how you feel.
626
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,812
Do you?
627
00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:13,606
Inky told me you said
you were sending him the best.
628
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:18,319
Except maybe
| should have been
a little quicker, too.
629
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,613
At the moment,
postmortems
and self-recrimination
630
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,449
are irrelevant.
631
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:23,742
This is not
self-recrimination.
It's not a postmortem.
632
00:37:24,33 --> 00:37:24,993
It's finished.
633
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,328
No, it isn't.
634
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:30,707
Why go back?
Inky's dead,
the carnival is over.
635
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:31,875
I'm not going
to the carnival,
636
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,294
not just yet.
But | am going back.
637
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,296
Where?
638
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:37,589
I'm going to the one place
and the one time
639
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:40,800
you've never mentioned
in all your ramblings
or your memoirs.
640
00:37:41,92 --> 00:37:42,677
North Africa, August of '42.
641
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,315
Chris, Charles.
642
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:57,609
Is Gus still around?
643
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,68
Where is he gonna go?
644
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,528
Gus is inside.
645
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,490
Thanks. Good luck.
646
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:05,492
Thanks.
647
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,499
MAGNUM: There's something
disturbing and sad
648
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,126
when you see something
out of its normal element.
649
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:18,87
Like a fish
helplessly thrashing
on the deck of a boat,
650
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:21,466
or those carnies
who have no idea that there's
another world out there,
651
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,635
or much less have
the ability to cope in it.
652
00:38:29,98 --> 00:38:32,268
But at least
they made the choice.
653
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,438
Somehow, | had the feeling
that Gus Zimmer didn't have
those kind of options.
654
00:39:00,88 --> 00:39:02,48
And when you're
out of options,
655
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,467
you can either cry for help,
or blow sky high.
656
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,471
Maybe ! should have heard
Gus's cry for help,
657
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,598
but there were
so many other voices.
658
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,433
Inky's, Higginsâ,
the Chief's, Mike Janesâ,
Audrey's.
659
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,271
But | was listening now.
660
00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:19,357
! only hoped
it wasn't too late.
661
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,152
GUS: Are you looking
for something?
662
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,656
Not anymore.
663
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,492
| found
what I'm looking for.
664
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:31,619
You're in my stuff.
665
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:33,913
Yeah, | was, Donald.
666
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,457
The name's Gus.
667
00:39:38,01 --> 00:39:40,44
Not 44 years ago, it wasn't.
668
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,880
Forty-four years ago
in North Africa,
669
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:45,08
it was Donald.
670
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,634
When you and your brother
were fighting next to
an Englishman
671
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,344
named Jonathan Quayle Higgins.
That's where you got burned.
672
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,890
There was no fire in Decatur,
no kids.
673
00:39:53,57 --> 00:39:55,184
The hell there wasn't.
674
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,353
The firemen gave me
a commendation.
675
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,105
It's right here somewhere.
676
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,900
Oh, | don't think so.
677
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:05,69
Probably some kind
of clerical error, right?
678
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:08,448
Some harried medic
buries the real Gus Zimmer
under your name.
679
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,241
The name that's
on this Purple Heart,
your dog tags.
680
00:40:12,35 --> 00:40:13,453
Donald Gilbert.
681
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:17,916
Why'd you do it?
682
00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:18,958
Why?
683
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,588
You're asking me why?
684
00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:32,55
There's enough light here.
Take a good look.
685
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:40,63
| had a fiancée and a job
to come back to.
686
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:41,981
When | took the bandages off
and looked in the mirror,
687
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:45,443
| knew it was
never gonna happen.
688
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:47,987
| didn't want
to put anyone through
689
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,740
the grief of having to
look at me and smile
690
00:40:51,32 --> 00:40:55,244
and try to be brave and try
to keep from throwing up
at the same time.
691
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,333
So it turned out to be
a whole lot better for me
692
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,502
just to be Gus Zimmer.
693
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:07,382
No hassles. No pity.
Just a bunch of sawdust
and cheap laughs.
694
00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:10,802
(LAUGHING)
695
00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:16,975
You should've seen
the look on Inky's face
696
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:19,727
when | showed up
a few years later.
697
00:41:20,19 --> 00:41:22,271
(LAUGHS) Back from the dead.
698
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:27,360
I'll say this for him, though,
he was a good brother.
699
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:30,279
He took care of me.
No questions asked.
700
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,990
Then why'd you kill him?
701
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,953
Who says | killed him?
702
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:40,164
The buyout clause
in Inky's contract
with Mike Janes Amusements.
703
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,83
Gus Zimmer
gets the payoff
in the event of Inky's death.
704
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,668
You're the silent partner.
705
00:41:50,08 --> 00:41:51,676
Now, what would a geek
want with money?
706
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,972
Well,
707
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,559
maybe some kind
of real life.
708
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,311
Some kind of life
where you don't have to
drool and moan
709
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:06,24
and chase live rats around
three times a day.
710
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,234
Some kind of life
where you can rent
an apartment, watch TV,
711
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,819
pretend you're just like
everybody else.
712
00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,907
You wanted out, Donald.
713
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:18,453
You started
with the accidents,
trying to get Inky to sell.
714
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,371
But Inky was tough,
and you escalated.
715
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,542
You didn't have to kill.
716
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,544
How do you know that?
717
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,717
You're a pretty good guesser,
718
00:42:33,09 --> 00:42:35,470
but you don't know
what it's really like.
719
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:38,181
And unless you swallow
a bucketful of fire
720
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:41,100
trying to save
some berserk lunatic someday,
you never will.
721
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,396
What are you saying?
Higgins?
722
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,565
No, not Higgins.
My brother, Inky.
723
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,651
He snapped.
724
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:54,238
He was too tired or too crazy,
| don't Know. But he snapped.
725
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,325
He took off running
straight at an enemy
machine-gun nest.
726
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:59,869
Blazing away,
and | had to get him out.
727
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:03,247
But instead of him ending up
the dead hero,
| got to be it.
728
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,876
Where was Higgins?
729
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:10,46
He was holding his position.
He was following orders.
730
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,173
He was doing exactly
what he was supposed to do.
731
00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:14,842
Maybe he doesn't think so.
732
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:18,221
Who cares?
It doesn't matter anymore.
It's over.
733
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,889
It's all over now.
734
00:43:24,18 --> 00:43:26,479
Tell me something.
How did you get a fix on me?
735
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,940
Was it the buyout clause?
736
00:43:30,24 --> 00:43:32,401
No.
737
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,320
| don't know,
you just shot that rifle
too damn good.
738
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,660
Come on, let's go.
739
00:43:43,37 --> 00:43:43,996
Where?
740
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,374
Find some people
who can help you.
741
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,45
Me included.
742
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,340
Thomas.
743
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:55,925
Don't. Stay right there.
744
00:43:59,53 --> 00:44:01,472
| may be ugly,
| may be crazy,
745
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,560
but I'm not going
to no hospital.
746
00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,691
Where are you going?
747
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,151
France.
748
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:19,866
TANAKA: One million dollars
and a plane to France?
That guy is crazy.
749
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,617
We'll just extradite him.
750
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,911
| know that.
And more importantly,
he knows that.
751
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,538
But you gotta
go through the motions.
752
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:27,123
The man has
nothing to lose.
753
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,250
That's impossible.
I'm moving in.
754
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,627
You move in,
and he kills Audrey Gilbert.
755
00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,796
Now, look, he gave you
an hour. Give me 10 minutes.
756
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,216
| can't.
You know that.
757
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,218
| know that place.
I've cleaned it often enough.
758
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:41,929
Let me try, please.
759
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,101
| gotta look over
the blueprints
of the building.
760
00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:49,729
Talk to me in 15 minutes.
761
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,317
HIGGINS: Magnum.
762
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,114
What is the status
of the operation?
763
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,199
The status is I'm gonna
go in there
764
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,241
and try and get Audrey out.
765
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:03,659
I'm going with you.
No.
766
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,578
| must.
Please understand, Magnum.
767
00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:08,497
| have my reasons.
768
00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:11,876
| know what they are, Higgins.
And | do understand.
769
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,715
You did the right thing
44 years ago.
770
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,386
Do the right thing now.
771
00:45:40,29 --> 00:45:42,406
Please, please,
give me the gun.
772
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,617
Don't worry, I'm not
gonna hurt you.
773
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,410
Why are you doing this?
774
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:49,80
âCause | want people
to remember who | was.
775
00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:51,874
Let her go, Donald.
776
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,419
Come on.
777
00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:59,757
Sure. No problem.
Go ahead.
778
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,141
Why don't you just
put that gun away?
779
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,194
No!
780
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,280
| never wanted
to go to France, anyway.
781
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,788
MAGNUM: The front,
run to the front!
782
00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:33,874
HIGGINS: Donald!
783
00:46:39,05 --> 00:46:40,47
GUS: Why?
784
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,674
HIGGINS: For all of us, come.
785
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,189
Magnum.
786
00:46:58,65 --> 00:46:59,66
MAGNUM: Higgins.
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