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You were hired to put a stop

to the rash of burglaries
that have been
plaguing this hotel.

Save your lectures for later.
There's two guys
trying to kill me.

MAGNUM: What?

What's a sweet girl like me
doing in this line of work?

| promise you one thing,
she will not be back
at this hotel!

(SCREAMING)

Whatever you heard
in that penthouse

is incriminating enough
to Huxley
to get you killed.

So where do we go from here?

(ROARING)

Aloha.

MARY: Oh, Russell,
this is beautiful.
What a hotel! What a room!

RUSSELL: This isn't
just a room, honey,
it's the honeymoon suite.

MARY: I've never seen
anything like this.

| mean, I've never been
anywhere like this.

| mean...

I've never done
anything like this.

Sure beats Davenport.

(LAUGHING) Yeah.

There's only one place
to spend a honeymoon,
Mary. Paradise.

And there's only one person
to spend it with.
You, Russell.

Ah, here's my surprise.

(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
Oh, a bathtub
with bubbles!

Isn't it great? Here,
put your foot in it.
Careful it's...

(MARY EXCLAIMS)

It's hot. Careful.
Oh, wow!

RUSSELL: Isn't it wonderful?

MARY: Oh, feel those bubbles!

RUSSELL: Oh, boy!

(MARY AND RUSSELL CHATTERING)

(MARY LAUGHING)

MARY: Wonderful.

(MARY LAUGHING)

MARY: What's that?

MARY: Russell!

RUSSELL: Honey, what is it?

Call the house detective!

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

(MAN SHOUTING)

CLYDE: You should be
summarily fired for this.

But I'm not going to do that.

Because I'm going to give you
one more chance, Magnum.

Thanks, Clyde.

It's Mr. Daltrey,

and it's precisely
that attitude

that is jeopardizing
your position here

at the Hawaiian Gardens Hotel
as house detective.

Look, Mr. Daltrey, if you
don't think I'm qualified
for the job...

What | think is irrelevant.

You've come
very highly recommended
by Robin Masters

and Lieutenant Tanaka
of the police department.

Now | realize that
you've only been on the job
for two weeks...

Ten days.

One pay period.

But be that as it may,
you were hired to put a stop

to the rash of burglaries
that have been
plaguing this hotel.

Now, | realize, of course,
that this is not
a permanent position.

But it could be.

Perhaps you don't care
about that though, do you?

Look, | was hired to do a job.
| will do it.

Fine.

As of yet, however,
you've shown
very little aptitude for it.

For, in addition to failing
to capture the so-called
Catman of Kauai,

your daily reports
are egregiously written,

not to mention
virtually indecipherable

and certainly revealing
about your lack
of professionalism.

| quote,

"Tailed suspected hooker
up to the Prince Kuhio Suite.

"Continued surveillance
for two hours,

"then interrogated her
afterwards
in the Aloha Lounge."

No doubt
over a couple of mai tais.

| thought I'd put her
at ease.

Oh, you're very considerate,
Magnum.

You're supposed
to arrest them,
not wine-and-dine them.

(STAMMERING) No, there's
a very sad story there.
Her father...

I'm not interested
in her father.
Why didn't you arrest her?

Because | thought
I'd talk to her instead.

Look, | promise you one thing,
she will not be back
at this hotel!

And maybe you won't be either,
if you don't catch
this Catman idiot.

Preferably before
this Monday,

when the international
convention of jewelry
designers comes in.

You must stop him by then.

Or | suspect that we
will no longer be needing
your services.

Are we clear?

Real clear.

Very good. You're dismissed.

Thank you.

Oh, by the way,
| want a full report

on today's incident
on my desk by 4:00.

Right.

And don't forget to include
your reasons for terminating
hot pursuit.

Because you don't let me
carry a gun.

Hotel rules.

Look,

| wasn't sure
| could make the jump.

He did.

MAGNUM:
So far, my new employment
as house detective

at the Hawaiian Gardens
was not a rousing success.

At least
not with Clyde Daltrey.

But maybe Clyde,
in his own way,
did have a point.

There was a time,
and not too long ago,

that | would have,
without any hesitation,
jumped across those buildings.

And if | didn't make it
all the way to the other side,

well, it would've been
a little too late
to start worrying about it.

Just like the Catman didn't.

Nevertheless,
my decision not to jump
was the rational one.

And | guess as you get older

rational decisions become
more and more
a part of your life.

Impulsiveness
is replaced by caution,

sheer physical infallibility
is etched away by time,

and then you know
that maybe it's time
to get a real job.

And the fact that | was
deeply in debt
to both Rick and T.C.,

I'm sure, had nothing
to do with it. Honest.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Come in. It's open.

Higgins.

Magnum.

You're wearing glasses?

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

Bad light.

Oh.

Well, perhaps
this will help.

Perhaps not.

Well, here you are,
gainfully employed.

Frankly, a circumstance
| could only previously
dream about.

Now | marvel.

Higgins, if you're here
on a sight-seeing tour,
| am busy.

Or do you miss me already?

Hardly.

As a matter of fact,
the aura of pastoral serenity

that has permeated the estate
since your departure

is positively delightful.

Birds sing,
lads frolic.

"Lads frolic"?

What are you here for,
Higgins?

Nothing, aside from the fact
that | was driving into town

on my way to a meeting
of the Anglo-Hawaiian
Cultural Academy

and | thought I'd stop by
about your mail.

Oh, fine, thank you.

Well, | didn't bring it,
actually.
But it is accumulating.

Mostly publishers’ sweepstakes
and, of course,

your usual collection
of unpaid bills.

Well, send them to me.
I'll pay them.

But don't open my sweepstakes.
| may have already won.

Perhaps you can pick them up
when you come out Sunday
to check the security system.

Fine. Say hi
to the frolicking lads for me.

Why?

What? Why what?
What?

I'm merely curious as to why

you have uprooted your life
and avocation
of the last six years,

and really,
your single-minded attempt
at a hedonistic lifestyle,

for this rather
pedestrian endeavor?

Surely even you can see by now
that being
a hotel investigator...

Detective.

Detective, is no more than
a monotonous routine

of schedules and detail.
Serving another master.

Really, it's rather like...

Like your job?

Well,

maybe it's time
| had one, too.

They're just for reading.
Thanks for coming by.

Quite.

I'll see you on Sunday.
Good day, Magnum.

By the by,
it eventually happens
to even the best of us.

(KNOCKING)

What, Higgins?

It's me, Leslie!

(POUNDING AT DOOR)

Come on!

| thought | told you
never to come...

Save your lectures for later.
There's two guys
trying to kill me.

What? Where are they?

They're coming down
the stairwell.

Well, stay in here,
lock the door.

Hey, what's the rush?

Now, let's see some ID.

(GRUNTS)

You see her?

No. But she got off
at this floor, though.

Yeah. Well,
maybe we'd better check
that other stairwell.

What about him?

Let him sleep.

(MAGNUM GRUNTING)

LESLIE: That couldn't hurt
that much.

It didn't. | moved my ribs.

Oh. I'm really sorry
about this.

So am |. How could |
let that guy sneak up
from behind me?

Well, maybe
you should have had a gun.

I'm not supposed
to have a gun.

Besides, if I'd had a gun
on the first guy,

|! wouldn't be complaining
about a butt on the head
from the second one.

Yeah. He would have
blown your brains out.

You know,
that's called escalation.

| remember that
from junior college.

It was psych, | think.

Yeah. Well, that's great.

Why didn't you remember
you were supposed to stay out of the hotel?

Oh, | remembered.

Now what the hell
were you doing here, Leslie?

Look, you're a rent-a-cop.
Your job is to roust me.

My job is to ignore you.
| was working.

Yeah.
What about that story about...

My sister's back operation?

No. About your dad's
kidney machine.

Oh, yeah.

| get them mixed up sometimes.

You know, it's not easy
keeping everything straight.

In my line, you talk
to a lot of people.

Yeah. But not all of them
want to kill you.
Now, what happened?

What happened, Leslie?

| guess | got some people
mad at me.

You've got a lot of people
mad at you.

And you've got three of them
mad at me.

Now, | want an explanation.

Okay, okay. You pegged it.

| had an opportunity
for a major deal.

You know,
in the penthouse suite.

Look, | really
wasn't going
to come back here,

but a client
in the penthouse suite
is sort of irresistible,

you know what | mean?

Well, it seems
real resistible to me.

Why did this guy
want to kill you?

Oh, that wasn't him.
Those were his friends.

Why did they want to kill you?

Oh, you're not going
to turn me in, are you?

I'm thinking about it.

I'm also thinking
about letting you
just walk right out of here.

But | guess being turned in
would probably be more
preferable to you, right?

You know, you've got
a real cop mentality.

You ought to work
on that hostility.

Yeah? What happened?

Okay, fine.

You want it, you got it.
| tried to pick
the guy's pocket.

That wasn't real bright.

In his closet.

| was on my way out
of the suite and there was
this open closet

in the entry hall
with all these coats
hanging up

and so | just thought
I'd kind of...

Rip off his wallet
to pay for
your grandmother's wheelchair.

Something like that.

Anyway,

while | was doing that
| could hear him
talking on the phone.

Business, you know.

Except he was talking
in some sort of code.

I've been around and | know
he was setting up
some sort of job.

And?

And that's when
those two jerks
walked in.

How'd you get away?

It's a lethal sucker,
isn't it?

Hmm,

so was the gun they hit me
over the head with.

Now, who's this
client of yours?

It's Willard Huxley.

Willard X. Huxley?

Well, | didn't know it
at the time.

All | knew was
it was the penthouse suite.

Willard X. Huxley
is areal well-known criminal.

And he Knows | heard him
setting up a job.

So, Thomas,
if you turn me in,
I'm going to go to jail.

And if you let me go,
I'm sure as hell dead.

You got any ideas?

MAGNUM: My first idea
was to check out
Willard X. Huxley.

Thanks, Stacy.

But not surprisingly,
the party occupying
the penthouse suite

had unexpectedly
checked out a half-hour ago.

Which left me
to my second idea.

And probably the best one.

That is, part with some
of my hard-earned paycheck

and get Leslie out of my room,
out of this hotel,

out of town and, hopefully,
out of my life.

Strictly a humanitarian
gesture.

CLYDE: Magnum.

Besides, this job
was tough enough

without dealing with
troublesome irrelevancies.

Where have you been?

(GROANS)

What's the matter with you?

Nothing.

| slipped in the shower.
Your shower heads
aren't high enough, Clyde.

What is it?

My, my, aren't we short?
Job getting to you?

No. Don't say it.

We don't want to create
any further grounds for taking
disciplinary action, do we?

Of course not.

Don't even think
about taking legal action

over your shower incident.

Those heads are to code.
Perhaps yours isn't.

(LAUGHS)

Clyde, you know,
you remind me of this guy
that...

Spare me
the personal anecdotes.

| have business
to discuss.

Discuss.

Specifically, the bottom line
of the emergency
board of directors meeting

| just attended.
Which is...

Which is?
Which is

that the self-styled
Catman of Kauai
must be apprehended

before the international
convention of jewelry
designers convenes.

| Know that.
| mean, I'm doing
everything | can.

I've increased
uniformed security,

patrols, warnings to guests.

Besides, who's to say
| didn't scare him off?

He does.

This note from him
is what prompted
the meeting.

The cocky, little sneak thief
has thrown down the gauntlet.

He thinks this is a game.
| want him.

So do |.

Oh, well, finally,
we agree on something.

| want you to do
whatever is necessary
to catch him.

| leave it to you, Magnum.

It's time
you proved yourself.

(SCOFFS)

(SNIFFS)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(GRUNTING)

Ooh.

Oops.

I'm sorry, but, you said
not to go out,

and | wanted
to cook you dinner.

Salisbury steak
with mashed potatoes
and a brownie.

It would have helped
if you had taken them
out of the cartons.

Oh. Well,
| don't cook much.

Hey, how about room service?

Oh, great. Why don't we
take an ad out

in the hotel newspaper
that you're staying here?

Well, | don't have to.

| know that.

But you're going to
until | can get you
out of town safely.

Oh, yeah. Well, who says
| want to get out of town?

Well, for starters, Huxley
and the guys
who were trying to kill you.

After that, the line forms
right behind me.

Hey, look, you don't have
to do me any favors.

I've been
in worse scrapes.

So have I.

I'm leaving.

No, you're not.

Rick, what are you
doing tonight?

Huh? Oh, hey, that's great.

Do you have
any friends?

No, not you.

What are you talking about?

You know, friends.

Everywhere | go!

What? You wanna double?

No! No, Rick, no.
Just a second.

Look, | have a plan
to get us out
of our respective messes.

Will you help me?

| don't know.

I'll get dinner.
I'll get dinner.

Yeah, that's right.
And I'm buying.

Look, I'm trying to save
your life and my job.
Will you help?

Okay, why not?

Thank you. And thank you.

You know, | get the feeling
that you're much too good
for this kind of work.

Oh, well, thanks.
Maybe that...

Don't finish that
or I'll lose
all respect for you.

(RINGING BELL)

Mr. and Mrs. John Smith
from Modesto, California.

| believe
we have reservations.
The honeymoon suite.

(CLEARING THROAT) Yes.

Will you be paying
by check or by credit card?

It'll be cash, baby.
All cash.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

MAGNUM: Yes, | know
what you're thinking.

This was a crude and obvious
ploy to capture the Catman.

Well, | didn't think
the Catman’'s taunting note

was the height
of subtlety either.

And, | guess,
neither is that old adage

about killing two birds
with one stone.

But the reason
clichés are clichés

is because ultimately
they're either true
or they work.

That's why you never hear
sayings you've never
heard before.

Those are the ones
that didn't work.

Which is all to say
why | was hoping
this one would.

| catch the Catman
and get Leslie out of town
in one fell swoop.

And if it didn't work,

| suppose there's always
more clichés to fall back to.

There always are.

CLEO: Save the heart of gold
stuff for some other sucker.

The only reason I'm doing this
is for Leslie.
And 100 big ones.

You know, between this
and the bread that | have
to lay out

for Leslie, to get her
out of town for you tomorrow,

it's gotta be costing you
a lot of money
on this job, Thomas.

So maybe
you should just consider...

No, I'm gonna
see this through.

My tab runs all the way back
to spring training.

My tab started at 6:00.

Look, forget it, Thomas.
Just forget the whole thing.
It's history.

No, it's not history.
It's a debt.

| like the way he thinks.

Well, I'm right,
aren't |?

Who am | to argue?

But that's not the point.

Look, you don't have
to do it this way, Thomas.

Getting a regular job,
moving off of
Robin Masters’ estate,

it's a little extreme.

No, it's not extreme.

It's boring.

Well, yeah, it may...

Well, yeah...
Yes, it may be boring,
but it's...

It's not the Thomas Sullivan
Magnum that | know.

CLEO: Hey, guy, people change.

Before this, | was a dancer.

RICK: Oh, that's terrific.

Okay, Okay.
What do you want me to do?

Well, | want you
to take Cleo out to dinner

while | wait this guy out.

Well, what if it takes
this guy a long time
to show up?

Well, then | want you
to take her dancing.
You like dancing?

Mmm-hmm.

Just be obvious.

Well, | don't think
that's going to be
very hard.

Okay, Cleo,
let's step out.

Thank you.

Ah, by the way, | brought
along a deck of playing cards
from the guest house.

You can play
a little solitaire while
you wait for the Catman.

Thanks.

Obviously, I've connected
with two wild and crazy guys.

Don't cheat, big guy.

MAGNUM: Rick was right
on one account.
This job was costing me money.

But somehow,
that wasn't the issue
anymore.

To spout more clichés,
it had come down

to my own sense
of pride and professionalism.

Catch the crook
and save the damsel.

Even if | had to break
hotel rules.

(DOOR OPENING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(EXCLAIMING IN EXASPERATION)

(PHONE RINGING)

What?

RICK: Thomas, it's me.

Oh, great. You just blew it.

Just shut up and listen.
They got Leslie.

Now, what do you
want me to do?

Nothing. They've got guns.
Where are they?

At the restaurant.

RICK: They're heading
for the kitchen.

You stay where you are.
I'm on my way.

MAGNUM: The bad thing
about using clichés
in one's work

is that they don't
always allow for variables.

Like being lied to by someone
you're trying to help

while you're doing
your damndest
just to do your own job

in order to help yourself.

So much
for the two-bird-one-stone
theory.

Now it looked like neither.

Except the part
about losing my job

became a little more
insignificant

when stacked up against
the possibility of Leslie
losing her life.

Because that was a pleasure
| was beginning to want

to reserve for myself.

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

(LESLIE CRYING OUT)

(MUTTERING ANGRILY IN FRENCH)

(MAN EXCLAIMS)

(CLOTH TEARING)

Go!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

| guess it's time
to think about
getting out of town.

MAGNUM: It's time
to think about
getting out of my life!

LESLIE: Fine.

Except you can't
do it till morning.

That's when Rick
made the arrangements.

Oh, well, tell him
not to bother.

And the same goes for you.

Not to bother?
Not to bother!

Oh, so now
you're telling me
not to bother?

What about saving your life?
Twice! | bothered then.

What do you want?
Return in trade?

No!

Come on.
My life's worth $100.

At least | think it is.

Oh!

Why'd you leave the room?

You know
people are after you.

You know | told...
You know | told you
to stay put.

Why'd you leave?

| don't Know.

Come on, Leslie,
why'd you leave?

| was hustling the bar.

What? Why?

It's what | do.

Oh, fine, fine.
It's what you do.

You know something?
That's self-destructive. It...

No, no, oh, no, no.
I'm not even going
to get into that.

Oh, yeah?
Well, just what are you
getting into?

All I'm saying is
whatever you heard
in that penthouse

is incriminating enough
to Huxley
to get you killed.

And you being
this blasé about it

is probably
going to get me fired.

So where do we go from here,
Mr. House Detective?

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

CLYDE: Magnum. Open up.

In the closet.

(KNOCKING)

I'm coming.

CLYDE: | know you're in there.

I'm coming.

Come on in, Clyde.

(DRAWING BACK CURTAIN)

Who's in here?

Me and you.

| heard talking.
| know | did.

Going somewhere?

No, no. I'm staying
right here.

| know | heard talking.

Oh, sure, you did.
| had the TV on.

You know, one of those
silly family sitcoms
with these cute little kids

and the father.
And see, he's a doc...

It's solid-state.

Well, | hope
you enjoyed it.

Because as of this moment,
you're fired.

What?
No protests?
No recriminations?

No pleas to do a better job?

It's your hotel, Clyde.

You're damn right, it is.
And | intend to keep it
that way.

And | want
the burglars and hookers
and riffraff out.

And you can include yourself
in that latter category.

Fine.
What about the Catman?

What about the jewelry design
convention tomorrow?

Don't beg. It's unseemly.

I'm not begging.

Of course not.

As far as the so-called
Catman goes,

hopefully, your
amateurish ruse has worked

and he'll skip the convention.

And in the matter
of the convention,

| have decided
to personally take over

the supervision of security
myself.

| don't think
| could do any worse.

I'm sure you'll do fine,
Clyde.

I'm sure any thief
who saw you in the showroom

would be just quaking
in his black sneakers.

Let me do the sarcasm here,
Magnum. All right?

As a matter of fact,
you've become
totally irrelevant,

as | have,
at great expense
to the hotel,

increased uniformed personnel
for the convention tenfold.

I'm sure we'll do just fine
without you.

Oh. And, yes,

we'll deduct the damages
to the kitchen
and to the guest's car

from your
severance pay.

And when it's all computed,
you probably won't owe us
too much money.

Good night.

Oh, remember,
checkout is 12 noon.

(DOOR CLOSING)

God...

Kind of a jerk, isn't he?

Look at it this way.

You're better off.

Whatever you were doing before
has got to be better,
you know?

Maybe.

Well, | don't think you have
much of a choice anymore.

What about you?

Come morning, I'm gone.
Thanks to you.

Where?

| got some friends
in LA.

Or maybe they're in Vegas.
| don't Know. I'll get along.

What did you do before?

| was a private investigator.

Oh, one of those, huh?
Divorces, paper-hangers,
repos.

| guess it's a racket
just as good as any other.

What about you?

What about my racket?

What's a sweet girl like me
doing turning tricks?

Oh, | know,
you would have said it better.

You would have said
| had a lot going for me

and | wasn't that dumb...

No, | don't think
| would have said that.

Everything you've done
since | met you has been dumb.

Goes with the territory,
right?

(SIGHS)

Thomas.

Listen, we both know
there are no pat answers.

There's no grandmother,
there's no kidney machine
and there's no sick sister.

There was an uncle
that made growing up
real tough.

But | guess a lot of people
have to grow up tough.

Well, | guess | couldn't.

So, | took the proverbial path
of least resistance.

The easy way.

Except it hasn't been so easy.

Well, it's been interesting.
| mean, you and me.

At least you got a souvenir.
A slightly used coat.

What is it?

It's a phone number.

Probably a bimbo.

Or his contact.

Huxley?

Come on.

Who cares? I'm gone tomorrow.
So are you.

It's not our problem anymore.
What's it matter?

It matters.

Why?

It matters.
It matters because sometimes
you get to a point

where easy rationalizations
don't cut it anymore.

There's got to be a place
where you stop
and examine your life.

And if it isn't right, then
maybe you just got to say,
"No, no more,"

or stop looking in the mirror.

Make the call.

MAN ON PHONE: Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

LESLIE: I'm not leaving.

MAGNUM: You have to.

Now, it's for your own good.

Fine.
But what about
the easy rationalizations

and the part where
you just gotta say,
"No, no more,"

or stop looking
in the mirror?

Good memory, huh?

Well, maybe you should
remember that these guys
have guns,

and they like to
point them at you
and pull the trigger.

Oh, to hell with them.

Hey, that's great.
That's a really
well-considered plan.

Well, what's yours?

| don't Know.

Thomas, let me help.

You can help by leaving.
Rick?

Are you ready now?

No. Get the hell
out of here.

Thomas, look,

you've done a lot for me.

You talked to me,
you made me see things
a little differently.

| don't mean
a whole lot differently,
but a little differently.

You saved my life
a couple of times.

And mostly because of that,
you lost your job.

Ah, no, no, no, no.
Come on.

| didn't lose my job
over you.

| lost my job ‘cause
| was working
for a crook

who was working
with some other crooks
who happened to want

to kill you because
they thought you knew
what they were up to.

Fine.

So that makes me part of this.

Now, we've got to stop
those crooks
from ripping off the hotel.

| owe you.
And we owe them.

Besides, who knows that dump
better than we do, huh?

Now?

No. Not yet.

Good morning.

(TOGETHER) Aloha!

MAGNUM: Yes, | know
what you're thinking.

Why not call the cops?

Well, there's some
very good reasons
for not doing that.

First of all,
Clyde Daltrey's private
phone number

stuck in a cheap hood's coat
didn't mean a thing,
legally speaking.

And the police
questioning him about such

would merely cause him
to abort the heist.

So we had to do this
ourselves.

But there was also
another aspect to consider.

An aspect that had been
running through my mind

ever since | didn't follow
the Catman's leap.

It had to do with resolving
a couple of nagging doubts.

And it also had to do with,
and | think Leslie would say
the same thing,

a little something
called self-respect.

The exhibition starts
in the Rainbow Room
in an hour.

If they're going to lift
the collection, it's going
to be between now and then.

Okay, but | don't see
any sign of them.

Hey, what about the Catman?
What if he shows up?

That's Clyde's problem.

That's why he wanted me
to catch the guy

so badly in the first place.

So he wouldn't screw up
his perfect heist.

Yeah, but, you want him,
too. Don't you?

A drink, miss?

Yes, thank you.

No, thank you. Thank you.

Yes, quite.
You will, of course,
reimburse me

for the rental
of this absurd suit.

| told you | would.

Good.

Everything is arranged.
We only await your signal.

Aloha.

You know, you've got
some loyal friends.

Yeah.

He said he didn't want to see
my career "besmirched"
without a fight.

He's just helping
me out, that's all.

| think he wants you
to come back to the estate
and your old job.

Higgins? No.
As a matter of fact...

There he is.

MAGNUM: That is
Willard X. Huxley.

And there's
the other clowns.

All right.
Are you ready?

Oh, sure.

Okay.

All right, honey,
let me get one.
Get up on the rail.

Oh, that's great.

That's good. Good.

Now lean back and smile.

Oh, my God. Oh, help me.

LESLIE: Get me up!
What the hell?

Let's go.

LESLIE: ...like idiots!
Do something!
Call the paramedics.

LESLIE: Call the paramedics.
Get in there. Do something!

LESLIE: Don't just stand
there! I'm gonna fall.
My fingers are slipping!

(ROARING)

(LESLIE SHOUTING)

(EVERYBODY CLAPPING)

WILLARD: Come on, Clyde!
Hurry it up.

| will do this
as fast as | am able.

Where are your friends?

They were right behind us.

Did you lock
the door on them?

No, | did.

Hi, Clyde.
Willard.

What are you doing here?

You're not supposed
to have that.

And you're not
supposed to steal.
House rules.

Now, drop the trinkets,
Willard.

That's right.

Did you get them?
No!

MAGNUM: Don't!

It's okay.
I'll get the gun.

No!

Um, | can cut you in.

We're gonna
have to move
really quickly.

Uh, okay.

(STAMMERING) Okay,
that's not your way.

I'll... [Il go along
peacefully.

Um... Wait.

| want to tell you
something.

Oops!

| want to take back
all those things
| said about you.

You are good.

Thank you.

HIGGINS: This is preposterous.

RICK: Yeah. It don't make
any sense either.

Just tell me why.

| don't Know.

You don't know?

| don't.

It's just that...

It's just that | don't think
I'm finished here yet.

What else is there
for you to do?

| mean, besides settle
a few debts with Rick and |?

| mean,
life can go back to normal.

That's just it.
Maybe normal wasn't normal.

T.C.: And this is?

Hey look, Thomas, it's over.
You caught the robbers.

With our help.

RICK: That's right.

That's right. With your help.
And | appreciate it.
| really do. But...

| think the point
Magnum is attempting to make

is that he did need our
assistance for the successful
completion of this job.

He has not yet passed
his crucible alone.

What's religion
got to do with it?

Thank you, Higgins.
And thank you, guys.

It's just that | took this
job for a reason and
I'm gonna stay with it

till | can be sure
it's the right one.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fine.
| got it.

You just gotta do
what you gotta do, | guess.

But next time, don't call us.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah.

Well, maybe while
you're down here,
you could send a little

chopper charter
business my way, you know?

(CLEARING THROAT) Well,
good luck, Magnum.

Thanks, Higgins.
Thanks, guys.

And, by the by,
I'll be down now and then
with your mail.

And I'll be over
to the estate
to check on security.

Of course.

Oops!

Hi.

Hi, Leslie.

Bye.

Good-bye.

(SIGHS)
Well, I'm leaving town.

Great. | mean,
where are you going?

Well, | don't know.

Either to an ophthalmologist
convention in Hilo

or maybe to Nevada
where my sister's working
on a ranch.

Your sister's a cowgirl?

Mmm-hmm, kinda.

You thought you had me
reformed, didn't you?

It's not that kind of a ranch.

Look, | Know and you know
that this is not going
to be forever.

One of these days
I'm gonna sit down
and like you say

I'm gonna examine my life,
and maybe I'll try
something else.

But, when I'm ready, okay?

Oh, what am | asking you for?

You don't know
what you're doing either,
do you?

(LESLIE LAUGHS)

Maybe | do.

Oh, that was quick.

No, it wasn't.

Actually, it took me
one whole pay period
and three rather...

No, make that four
rather unique people
to show me.

I'm going home.

(PHONE RINGING)

Magnum.

Yeah. I'm on my way.

Bye, Leslie.

Bye.