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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:24,790 Hmm. 2 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,518 Damn thing. 3 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,520 Come on. 4 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:52,530 Come on. 5 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:04,390 Hey, Mom. Are you okay? Hey, sweetie. 6 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:07,070 No, I'm just... I'm a little frustrated right now. 7 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:10,130 Dad's out of town, and all of a sudden, things stopped working. 8 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:16,110 Well, I mean... It was working fine last night. Yeah, well, it's not now. And I 9 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,829 have a dinner party in less than two hours. 10 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:22,990 I just... I'm just frustrated, okay? I'm trying to figure this out. 11 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:30,210 Well, hey, just... It's fine. Let me watch a video online, and I'll take care 12 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:31,210 it. Don't worry about it. 13 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:34,450 is not going to help. I just, I can figure this out, okay? 14 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:36,110 I've done this before. 15 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:38,430 I think I have the right tools. 16 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:40,090 I just, it's fine. 17 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:43,190 Go do whatever you were doing. I'll figure it out. 18 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:44,490 Are you sure? 19 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,970 I mean, I don't mind helping. It's not a problem. 20 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:49,950 I know, but I just, I feel like you'll just be in the way. 21 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:51,850 Fine. 22 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,930 Fine. I'll let you struggle. 23 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:58,770 Yeah. I gotta get this done, you know? People are coming over. 24 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,320 I'm frustrated, okay? 25 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:06,060 And you don't know anything about things. 26 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,540 You know, your dad never taught you anything, I'm sure. 27 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,400 You're never around anyway. 28 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,680 Oh, gosh. 29 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:18,860 See? It just freaks out on me like this. 30 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,540 And it won't shut up. I can't have us during a dinner party. 31 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,160 They're going to think we're poor. 32 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,280 Stop! 33 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,640 What the hell? 34 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:28,840 I'm going to go under and see what I can do. 35 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,140 Are you still watching like this? 36 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,080 I asked if you wanted my help. 37 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,260 I'm not helping, just standing there. 38 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:40,640 Why won't it shut off? 39 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,380 What is happening? 40 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:44,880 It's horrible. 41 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:46,920 It won't stop. 42 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,180 I can't get it to stop. 43 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:51,800 It just does this. 44 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:57,580 Why don't you just call a plumber then? I've tried, sweetie, but it's a holiday. 45 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,370 There's no plumbers available right now. Are you sure there's no emergency 46 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:04,030 plumber or anything like that? No. I've called everybody. 47 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:05,270 There's no one available. 48 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:08,810 Let me just help you, please. It'll make your life a little bit more simpler. 49 00:06:09,030 --> 00:06:12,290 You can worry about the other things you need to take care of before this party 50 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:12,969 of yours. 51 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:16,630 I mean, I do have a lot to do, but I don't see how you can help me. I'll just 52 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:17,710 figure it out myself. 53 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:19,850 You're the craziest stepmother ever. 54 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:24,350 You know what? How about you just stay there and stay on standby. If I need 55 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:25,149 I'll let you know. 56 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:28,070 Okay? Fine. You can just watch me work. 57 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,700 Oh, damn it. 58 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,540 It's difficult. 59 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,840 The pool's not working. 60 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,360 Damn cool. 61 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,040 So frustrating. 62 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,820 My things are working. 63 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,330 Dad is so unorganized. 64 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:39,750 I don't think that works. 65 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:47,930 That's not it. 66 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,310 Oh, what is wrong with you? It's cool. 67 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,890 Nothing in here I can use. 68 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:58,930 Not going to work. 69 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:12,490 Maybe they're going to help me. 70 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,900 I can't find anything in here that I'm going to be able to do. No, 71 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,900 it's not going to work. 72 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,180 None of this stuff is going to work. 73 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,830 I'm getting really flustered right now. 74 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:15,610 I don't... I'm starting to get a headache. 75 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,690 My ADD is kicking in. 76 00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:20,450 I don't know what to do at this point. 77 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:25,970 Maybe... I keep trying. I don't know what to do. 78 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:33,690 Your dad, he didn't even help. He's not answering the phone, 79 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,210 so he can't even help me. 80 00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:38,230 I'm just getting really overwhelmed right now. 81 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,150 Maybe... Maybe I should take a break. I don't know. 82 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:46,470 Yeah, just take a break. It's fine. 83 00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:48,250 Yeah, but what about the party? 84 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,350 It's fine. Don't worry about it. 85 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,450 We'll have time to fix this. 86 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:55,470 Let's just take a couple hours away from it. You think so? 87 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:56,790 Yeah, it's fine. 88 00:11:57,770 --> 00:11:59,890 Why can't your dad be more like you? I don't understand. 89 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:03,290 I'm really overwhelmed right now. 90 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:06,030 It's fine. It's fine. Just order someone. 91 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,710 I'll watch a few videos on how to fix the thing. 92 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:14,300 And... We'll come back and we'll tackle this together, okay? Okay. All right. I 93 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,300 guess you're right. 94 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,360 We all help with this whole thing. 95 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,740 Okay, you're right. Okay. I'm going to go change then. 96 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:23,140 Thanks. 97 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:40,850 I can do this. 98 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,310 I'm going to try this one more time. 99 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:44,410 Okay. 100 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:45,710 Okay. 101 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:48,550 One more time. 102 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:49,870 Here we go. 103 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,870 Okay, that didn't work. 104 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,550 Let's try under. 105 00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:54,570 Yes. 106 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Having any luck? 107 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,880 No, but I'm going to try one more time. 108 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:43,480 I read some stuff online, and, you know, I called Susie. She told me what to do, 109 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:47,500 even though I don't think she knows what to do. But I don't know. I think I'm 110 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,500 going to be okay. 111 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:52,100 Are you sure? I mean, like I said, I don't mind helping you. 112 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:57,740 Well, I mean, I wouldn't mind you hanging around, going up some of the 113 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,360 I'm still pretty flustered. 114 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,320 I don't know. 115 00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:03,990 Have time you can hang out with me while I try to fix this? 116 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,710 Yeah, I have a lot of time. 117 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:06,849 Okay, great. 118 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:09,450 Well, I guess I'll start venting away. 119 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:11,730 Let's just start with your dad, for instance. 120 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,010 He should be here right now. He really should be. 121 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:20,630 You know, he's always gone. He doesn't help around the house. This is his job. 122 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:21,910 He should be doing this. 123 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:24,050 I agree on that. 124 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:28,970 Or at least teach you something or how to do this instead of you playing video 125 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:29,970 games all day. 126 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,070 No offense. 127 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,960 But, you know, it's your dad's job to show you manly things, you know? 128 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,520 Yeah, I think so. 129 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,520 The internet's poor, too. 130 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,680 Yeah. 131 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,900 Fine, 132 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,400 I got this. 133 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,580 I can do this. 134 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,940 It's so lonely around the house, you know? 135 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,380 Him gone all the time. 136 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,340 Out there. 137 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,620 Wish there was more of him. 138 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:12,460 But having you around does help a little bit. 139 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:37,970 really need to focus on this. 140 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,690 The pool's not working. 141 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,620 this off so I can work better with my hands. 142 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:19,280 I really need to get this thick, you know? 143 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,980 Yeah, this might work. 144 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,280 If I could tighten this real quick. 145 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,200 I just really need to get it. 146 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,480 Really deep in there. 147 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,380 Maybe it'll work. 148 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,280 I need it to work. 149 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:08,240 Maybe if I get 150 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,319 really under there, I don't know. 151 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,080 It's pretty blonde. 152 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,890 I'm helping you. 153 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,850 You are. You're helping me bend. 154 00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:26,890 I'm getting my frustration out. Fine. 155 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:37,170 I 156 00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:45,430 don't 157 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:47,070 know. Maybe it's not tight enough. 158 00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,610 Let me just try to help you figure this out. I already told you earlier I'll 159 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:01,610 help you. 160 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,950 No, I got it. 161 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:06,630 There's like, there's a bolt. 162 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:10,630 Well, let me tie it for you. It's fine. 163 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,450 I can do it. 164 00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:16,130 Let me help you. It's fine. 165 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:18,050 I can tighten the bolt. 166 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,710 Just give it to me. It's fine. 167 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:41,740 fix it it's great but by all 168 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,520 means if you think you can tighten it then go ahead go ahead you can you can 169 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:53,360 finish tightening it all right okay you see anything under there um yeah i 170 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:59,240 mean yeah you see what's wrong with it or what yeah i found the problem already 171 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,960 oh really 172 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,580 Are you going to be able to fix it in time? 173 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,480 It's going to take a little bit, but yeah. 174 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:08,940 It's not an issue. 175 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,360 Are you sure? 176 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,520 Yeah. 177 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:17,440 You watch the same video as me. How do you know more than me? 178 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,300 It's not that difficult. 179 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,420 I really hope you can fix it in time. 180 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,300 This part is really stressing me out. 181 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,080 Yeah, you know how much she talks about her house. 182 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,260 If she sees it's broken, she can talk and tell the whole family. 183 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,660 I got this. It's fine. 184 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:09,190 Dad needs to know that he needs to start helping around the house more. 185 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:12,770 Well, I'll be sure to let him know about this situation. 186 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:14,770 Well, just not this, but, you know. No. 187 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,430 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 188 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:25,210 Yeah, I know what I'm doing. Well, it doesn't look like it. 189 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:56,999 done. Really? 190 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Yeah. 191 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,600 I'm good. 192 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,120 Wow. I'm shocked. 193 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,040 We really need to finish it before everybody gets here. 194 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,600 This will be done way before then. 195 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,540 Already on time, sweetie. 196 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:52,020 You're going to be driving me crazy at the party. 197 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,160 And, uh... I got it. No way? 198 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,520 Yeah, fix it. Oh, my God. 199 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,140 Perfect. Oh, shoot. We got to get ready. 200 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,900 Everybody's going to be here. 201 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:10,100 Like, we need to get ready now. You got to get dressed. We got to clean this up 202 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,960 and... What do you mean? 203 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920 Party's about to start. 204 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:15,940 What about this? What? 205 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:25,740 See if you can fix it. Hold on. 206 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,880 It worked! 207 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,280 Oh, my God. Good job. Perfect. 208 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:31,840 Okay. Well, let's get it going. 209 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240 Fine. Okay. 210 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,600 Yeah. 211 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,900 Okay. Get dressed. 212 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,640 Put that away. We'll take care of that later, okay? Fine. 213 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,000 Oh my gosh, we pulled it off. I can't believe we did it. 214 00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,760 It actually went really well. Yeah, thank you so much for helping me with 215 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,660 sink. I don't know why I was so stressed before. 216 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,440 Thank you. 217 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:09,260 No problem. I told you it was fine for me to help. 218 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,920 Yeah, you did a great job. 219 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,040 Now we can actually relax. 220 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,280 Everybody's gone. 221 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:16,340 And we're back to what we were doing. 222 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,700 The party was great. 223 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,020 Now... We can get back to what we were doing before. 224 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,099 Oh, yeah. 225 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,060 Yeah. I really appreciate you. 226 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,920 You actually help a lot more than your dad does. 227 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,520 I told you it wasn't a problem. 228 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:32,380 Well, 229 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,800 your Aunt Betty thinks so. 230 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,160 She sees your potential. 231 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:37,980 So whatever. 232 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:44,540 Do you think the asparagus was cooked right? 233 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,440 Oh, yeah. It was great. 234 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:47,700 There's enough butter in them. 235 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,960 Okay, good. 236 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,379 Follow me. 237 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:15,380 Well, 238 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,160 now you can tell your dad that you know how to fix the sink. I sure will. 239 00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:27,740 Oh, 240 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,760 it smells really good. 241 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,140 Fuck, that smells really good. Yeah. 242 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:09,900 Oh, fuck. 243 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,280 Yeah. 244 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,840 Oh, fuck. 245 00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:18,960 I want to sit on it. 246 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,380 Oh, fuck. 247 00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:36,649 It's so good. 248 00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:37,650 Oh, yes. 249 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:43,630 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 250 00:28:44,350 --> 00:28:45,350 Oh, 251 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:50,330 that is so fucking tight. 252 00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:25,030 Can you stop looking at me like that? 253 00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:24,670 Oh, fuck yes, I'm gonna cum. Oh, fuck yes, I'm gonna cum. 254 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:26,830 Oh, fuck. 255 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:29,690 That's good, yeah. 256 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:32,930 Oh, fuck. 257 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:34,750 Oh, 258 00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:39,130 fuck. 259 00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:41,310 Now you can do the dishes. 260 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:43,410 We'll clean those and then clean this. 261 00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:44,750 Yeah? 262 00:47:45,450 --> 00:47:47,070 And then the next chore. 263 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:48,990 The grouch. 264 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:53,630 I'll get on to it. Good job, sweetie. 17696

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