All language subtitles for Use POV - Juan Loco - Danae Mari - I’m Not a Plumber, But I Can Lay Pipe for Stepmom

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Original subtitles

Hmm.

Damn thing.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, Mom. Are you okay? Hey, sweetie.

No, I'm just... I'm a little frustrated right now.

Dad's out of town, and all of a sudden, things stopped working.

Well, I mean... It was working fine last night. Yeah, well, it's not now. And I

have a dinner party in less than two hours.

I just... I'm just frustrated, okay? I'm trying to figure this out.

Well, hey, just... It's fine. Let me watch a video online, and I'll take care

it. Don't worry about it.

is not going to help. I just, I can figure this out, okay?

I've done this before.

I think I have the right tools.

I just, it's fine.

Go do whatever you were doing. I'll figure it out.

Are you sure?

I mean, I don't mind helping. It's not a problem.

I know, but I just, I feel like you'll just be in the way.

Fine.

Fine. I'll let you struggle.

Yeah. I gotta get this done, you know? People are coming over.

I'm frustrated, okay?

And you don't know anything about things.

You know, your dad never taught you anything, I'm sure.

You're never around anyway.

Oh, gosh.

See? It just freaks out on me like this.

And it won't shut up. I can't have us during a dinner party.

They're going to think we're poor.

Stop!

What the hell?

I'm going to go under and see what I can do.

Are you still watching like this?

I asked if you wanted my help.

I'm not helping, just standing there.

Why won't it shut off?

What is happening?

It's horrible.

It won't stop.

I can't get it to stop.

It just does this.

Why don't you just call a plumber then? I've tried, sweetie, but it's a holiday.

There's no plumbers available right now. Are you sure there's no emergency

plumber or anything like that? No. I've called everybody.

There's no one available.

Let me just help you, please. It'll make your life a little bit more simpler.

You can worry about the other things you need to take care of before this party

of yours.

I mean, I do have a lot to do, but I don't see how you can help me. I'll just

figure it out myself.

You're the craziest stepmother ever.

You know what? How about you just stay there and stay on standby. If I need

I'll let you know.

Okay? Fine. You can just watch me work.

Oh, damn it.

It's difficult.

The pool's not working.

Damn cool.

So frustrating.

My things are working.

Dad is so unorganized.

I don't think that works.

That's not it.

Oh, what is wrong with you? It's cool.

Nothing in here I can use.

Not going to work.

Maybe they're going to help me.

I can't find anything in here that I'm going to be able to do. No,

it's not going to work.

None of this stuff is going to work.

I'm getting really flustered right now.

I don't... I'm starting to get a headache.

My ADD is kicking in.

I don't know what to do at this point.

Maybe... I keep trying. I don't know what to do.

Your dad, he didn't even help. He's not answering the phone,

so he can't even help me.

I'm just getting really overwhelmed right now.

Maybe... Maybe I should take a break. I don't know.

Yeah, just take a break. It's fine.

Yeah, but what about the party?

It's fine. Don't worry about it.

We'll have time to fix this.

Let's just take a couple hours away from it. You think so?

Yeah, it's fine.

Why can't your dad be more like you? I don't understand.

I'm really overwhelmed right now.

It's fine. It's fine. Just order someone.

I'll watch a few videos on how to fix the thing.

And... We'll come back and we'll tackle this together, okay? Okay. All right. I

guess you're right.

We all help with this whole thing.

Okay, you're right. Okay. I'm going to go change then.

Thanks.

I can do this.

I'm going to try this one more time.

Okay.

Okay.

One more time.

Here we go.

Okay, that didn't work.

Let's try under.

Yes.

Having any luck?

No, but I'm going to try one more time.

I read some stuff online, and, you know, I called Susie. She told me what to do,

even though I don't think she knows what to do. But I don't know. I think I'm

going to be okay.

Are you sure? I mean, like I said, I don't mind helping you.

Well, I mean, I wouldn't mind you hanging around, going up some of the

I'm still pretty flustered.

I don't know.

Have time you can hang out with me while I try to fix this?

Yeah, I have a lot of time.

Okay, great.

Well, I guess I'll start venting away.

Let's just start with your dad, for instance.

He should be here right now. He really should be.

You know, he's always gone. He doesn't help around the house. This is his job.

He should be doing this.

I agree on that.

Or at least teach you something or how to do this instead of you playing video

games all day.

No offense.

But, you know, it's your dad's job to show you manly things, you know?

Yeah, I think so.

The internet's poor, too.

Yeah.

Fine,

I got this.

I can do this.

It's so lonely around the house, you know?

Him gone all the time.

Out there.

Wish there was more of him.

But having you around does help a little bit.

really need to focus on this.

The pool's not working.

this off so I can work better with my hands.

I really need to get this thick, you know?

Yeah, this might work.

If I could tighten this real quick.

I just really need to get it.

Really deep in there.

Maybe it'll work.

I need it to work.

Maybe if I get

really under there, I don't know.

It's pretty blonde.

I'm helping you.

You are. You're helping me bend.

I'm getting my frustration out. Fine.

I

don't

know. Maybe it's not tight enough.

Let me just try to help you figure this out. I already told you earlier I'll

help you.

No, I got it.

There's like, there's a bolt.

Well, let me tie it for you. It's fine.

I can do it.

Let me help you. It's fine.

I can tighten the bolt.

Just give it to me. It's fine.

fix it it's great but by all

means if you think you can tighten it then go ahead go ahead you can you can

finish tightening it all right okay you see anything under there um yeah i

mean yeah you see what's wrong with it or what yeah i found the problem already

oh really

Are you going to be able to fix it in time?

It's going to take a little bit, but yeah.

It's not an issue.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

You watch the same video as me. How do you know more than me?

It's not that difficult.

I really hope you can fix it in time.

This part is really stressing me out.

Yeah, you know how much she talks about her house.

If she sees it's broken, she can talk and tell the whole family.

I got this. It's fine.

Dad needs to know that he needs to start helping around the house more.

Well, I'll be sure to let him know about this situation.

Well, just not this, but, you know. No.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Yeah, I know what I'm doing. Well, it doesn't look like it.

done. Really?

Yeah.

I'm good.

Wow. I'm shocked.

We really need to finish it before everybody gets here.

This will be done way before then.

Already on time, sweetie.

You're going to be driving me crazy at the party.

And, uh... I got it. No way?

Yeah, fix it. Oh, my God.

Perfect. Oh, shoot. We got to get ready.

Everybody's going to be here.

Like, we need to get ready now. You got to get dressed. We got to clean this up

and... What do you mean?

Party's about to start.

What about this? What?

See if you can fix it. Hold on.

It worked!

Oh, my God. Good job. Perfect.

Okay. Well, let's get it going.

Fine. Okay.

Yeah.

Okay. Get dressed.

Put that away. We'll take care of that later, okay? Fine.

Oh my gosh, we pulled it off. I can't believe we did it.

It actually went really well. Yeah, thank you so much for helping me with

sink. I don't know why I was so stressed before.

Thank you.

No problem. I told you it was fine for me to help.

Yeah, you did a great job.

Now we can actually relax.

Everybody's gone.

And we're back to what we were doing.

The party was great.

Now... We can get back to what we were doing before.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I really appreciate you.

You actually help a lot more than your dad does.

I told you it wasn't a problem.

Well,

your Aunt Betty thinks so.

She sees your potential.

So whatever.

Do you think the asparagus was cooked right?

Oh, yeah. It was great.

There's enough butter in them.

Okay, good.

Follow me.

Well,

now you can tell your dad that you know how to fix the sink. I sure will.

Oh,

it smells really good.

Fuck, that smells really good. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I want to sit on it.

Oh, fuck.

It's so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

that is so fucking tight.

Can you stop looking at me like that?

Oh, fuck yes, I'm gonna cum. Oh, fuck yes, I'm gonna cum.

Oh, fuck.

That's good, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Now you can do the dishes.

We'll clean those and then clean this.

Yeah?

And then the next chore.

The grouch.

I'll get on to it. Good job, sweetie.

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