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♪ There's a hundred and four days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots ♪
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♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Fighting a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of ♪
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♪ Stuff to do
before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hmm... Feels like
something is missing.
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Buford, what have you done?
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You're gonna have to wait
for my tell-all memoir
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just like everyone else.
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What you do--
Oh, it's just you.
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The more pressing question is,
"Where are Phineas and Ferb?"
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Wait, what's this button?
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Hey, gang, Ferb and I
are hanging out with Mom this afternoon,
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so make yourselves
at home till we get back.
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- In the meantime...
- Nature abhors a vacuum.
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Feel free to get
started without us.
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See ya soon.
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Hologram tricks.
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Whoo! Opportunity.
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We can carpe our own diem.
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How about Radical
Barbarian Battles?
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- Origami max suits?
- Anti-gravity water slides?
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What about your
bread bowl hot tub?
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I don't want to stew,
with just you two.
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Well, we have to do something.
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We can't have nothing to show for our day
when Phineas gets here.
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And Ferb.
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Yes, and Ferb.
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Is there an off switch?
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Hey, where is Perry?
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Howdy, Agent P.
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Doof's been experimenting
with recombinant DNA.
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And it isn't pretty.
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Whatever you're thinking
it is, it's much worse.
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Get over there, ASAP.
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Just maybe do it
on an empty stomach.
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I'm usually here,
and Phineas is usually right beside me.
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No! This is my spot.
You go just here.
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And Buford--
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Spread out, you two.
Spread out!
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Right here is where I do my
best commenting and quipping.
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This could be a chance for me
to shine as an individual.
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For us to shine together.
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Yes, for us to make me
shine together.
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{\an8}Here, put these on.
They'll help me remember your names
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{\an8}while we're working
on my invention.
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You two keep yapping.
I'm gonna work on my own idea.
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Fine. We all build
our own thing.
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May the best man win.
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It is not a contest, Buford.
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But I am
so going to win.
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To bust or not to bust.
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Eh, they're not my brothers,
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so I'm not sure
it'd even count.
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But maybe if Mom sees this,
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it'll lend a little credence
to all the other things I told her about.
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Yes! To bust!
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♪ It's a little bit gross in here ♪
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Perry the Platypus.
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How nice of you to bug me,
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which is appropriate
because...
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Behold,
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I have evolved!
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Thanks to my Pupaenator.
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See, I saw this documentary
on how butterflies evolved from the pupa
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and they get their wings
and become their best selves!
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So I made myself a Pupaenator
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so that I can become
my best self
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and therefore take over
the Tri-State Area!
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What? What?
It's not good? It's no bueno?
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I guess I haven't looked
at myself in the mirror. Let me...
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Oh! Oh, man, I'm not
a beautiful butterfly at all!
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I'm a big gross moth thingy.
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Well, I guess that explains
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the strange urge
to eat clothes.
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Maybe I should just
turn myself back into a...
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Wait, wait.
Or go with me here,
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I make everyone else a moth.
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'Cause, you know, like in a city of men
I'm like a four at best.
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But in a city of mothmans, who knows?
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I could be like a like a six.
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Let's find out.
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Huh?
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Aah!
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Mmm, oh.
That lining, delicious.
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I'm gonna be in my closet
looking for more hats.
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Your hat, Agent P.
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If the microchip in your
fedora's been damaged,
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our entire security system
could be compromised.
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You must report immediately
to the OWCA haberdasher
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and get a new hat
with a new chip.
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Oh, Agent P, be careful.
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We'll text you the coordinates.
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Perry the Platypus. More hat.
Doofmoth needs more hat.
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Mom, pick up. Mom, pick up.
Mom, pick up. Mom, pick up.
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Hello, Linda Flynn-Fletcher's
phone. Phineas speaking.
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Gah! Phineas, please tell Mom
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there's, uh, something
really cool in the backyard
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- she needs to come and see.
- Really?
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Oh, yes. Baljeet,
Isabella and Buford
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have been busy little bees.
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Yes, good for them.
Mom, let's head home.
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- Candace wants us to see something.
- Eee!
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If I had a nickel for
every time Candace
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promised to show me something
and nothing was there,
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I'd have $5.20,
which isn't a lot,
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but it's weird
that it happened 104 times, right?
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Unauthorized attire.
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Agent P? In my shop?
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Is it my birthday?
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Trapdoors and birthdays are so hard
to keep track of, don't you find?
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Good gracious, your hat!
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Looks like something
took a bite out of it.
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That explains
the security bots
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mistaking you for a threat.
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I have to admit,
seeing you in action back there
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with all the flipping
and platypussing, wow, just great!
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I've often fantasized about being in
the field, you know, seeing some action.
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I don't get out much.
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No time for sunlight, really.
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Hats to sew, weapons to build.
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Evil doesn't rest,
and neither do we, right?
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Oh, listen to me rambling on.
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We must get you a new hat.
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This way.
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Oh, you found the trap door.
Clever. I'll take the stairs.
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Well, there they are.
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Yep. There they are.
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Mmm. How do I
put this delicately?
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It's not our best work.
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Not even our second best.
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We can't show these
to Phineas.
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And Ferb. Wait,
this is going to sound crazy.
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But what if
we combined our efforts?
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That's crazy.
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So crazy it just might work.
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Let's see if we can find you
the perfect replacement hat.
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I mean, sure.
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But don't you think
it's time for an upgrade?
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Ooh! My latest model.
Teleportation hat.
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Takes you anywhere
you want to go.
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Hugely experimental,
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but I have
so many others to choose from.
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♪ Would you like a bowler?
Would you like a fez? ♪
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♪ I'd take the cap
that can remember everything she says ♪
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♪ A visor that can
sniff out trouble ♪
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♪ Boil tea and blow a bubble ♪
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♪ I have a hat for that ♪
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♪ Would you prefer a top hat
that can shoot out flames ♪
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♪ A sombrero with a periscope
could help you with your aim ♪
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♪ A French beret
that really slays ♪
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♪ That comes in blues
and blacks and grays ♪
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♪ I have a hat for that ♪
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♪ A boater
with a narrow brim ♪
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♪ That sprays out gas
Very grim ♪
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♪ A beanie with a map
for the explorer ♪
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♪ A driving cap for getaways
that navigates the motorways ♪
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♪ But you look like
a fan of the fedora ♪
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♪ Whatever kind of headgear
you've been dreaming of ♪
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♪ I have the latest
this and that and all of the above ♪
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♪ A topper that is
prim and proper ♪
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♪ For my number one
crime stopper ♪
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♪ I have a hat for that ♪
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♪ Yes, I have a hat for that ♪
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Ooh, but I don't do shoes.
That's two doors down.
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You get the idea.
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But behind this curtain,
Agent P, oh-ho-ho, is my masterpiece.
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Allow me to present...
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Mmm. The plaid
is delicious, by the way.
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Doofenshmirtz!
But why does he look like that?
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And how did he get in?
And what-- Oh, I see.
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He ate your hat.
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He must have swallowed
the security chip.
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That's how he got inside.
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Mine. Mine.
Hat's mine!
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Oh, now, this is exciting.
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That's my touchdown topper.
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Gives new meaning
to the term "bug spray."
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Try this one.
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Don't remember
designing that one.
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Okay, then,
I'm all out of hats.
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What are we gonna do, Agent P?
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Agent P?
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Wow.
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That is amazing.
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Yeah, who would've thought
that three completely disparate elements
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would go together
so seamlessly?
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- I would have.
- Yeah, but you didn't.
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I can't wait for
Phineas to see it.
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- And Ferb.
- And Ferb.
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They are going to be
so proud of us.
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Ooh! Let's throw a tarp over it,
you know, for the big reveal.
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I think I hear their car.
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- Mom, Mom, Mom.
- Phineas, Phineas, Phineas.
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- Mom, Mom, Mom.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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I guess there's
no more hats to eat.
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Hatmaker will do.
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00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,435
You should wait for Agent P.
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I'm not really much
of an action guy, no.
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Well, that was weird.
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- Look, look, look.
- Look, look, look.
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- But, but, but...
- But, but, but...
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I'm just gonna add that
to my tab. Cha-ching.
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Nobody thought
to take a picture?
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Ah!
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Oh, great.
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Great instinct turning me
back into a human, Perry the Platypus.
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And frankly,
preferable to that whole
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"Make everyone else
into mothmans" thing
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'cause, you know, "reasons."
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Thank you, Perry the Platypus!
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That's plenty of action
for one day.
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Better to leave
the fieldwork to the field agents
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and the hatmaker to his hats.
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If it ain't broken,
no need to fix it.
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Speaking of broken, looks like it's time
for a change of scenery.
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00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,840
Can't have Heinz Doofenshmirtz
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with intimate knowledge
of our location now, can we?
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Be seeing you, Agent P.
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Ooh, happy birthday!
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♪ Perry ♪
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Ugh! Oh!
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Why did I think
that would taste good?
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{\an8}Hey, guys. What you doing?
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{\an8}Hey, Isabella. Just reading some of
the old Space Adventure issues.
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- Upside down?
- Issue 98.
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The crew
ends up on a planet with reverse gravity.
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- Hey, Buford. Where's Baljeet?
- What?
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00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,805
You think I keep
a detailed schedule of everything he does?
247
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,016
All right, fine.
248
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:10,145
Let's see. Tuesday, 9:00 a.m.
Phineas and Ferb's backyard.
249
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,189
He's late, but it's on here.
250
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,690
Please help!
251
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,276
The situation I'm in
is quite dire.
252
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,402
What is it, Baljeet?
253
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,030
There's a new
Space Adventure movie filming in Danville.
254
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,907
{\an8}The Namrak Necroslug.
255
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,076
{\an8}And I have been
invited to audition!
256
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,202
{\an8}How'd you land that?
257
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,871
{\an8}By chance. I ran into the director,
Katherine Marshall,
258
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,332
{\an8}and she thought
I would fit a particular role.
259
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,834
A character called Xterra.
260
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,002
He sounds awesome.
261
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,879
Yes, he does.
262
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,006
But there is still
one problem.
263
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,217
{\an8}I do not know how to act.
264
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,678
{\an8}I have a hard time pretending.
265
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,805
What if we help set
the scene for you?
266
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,056
Isabella, that's it!
267
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,725
If we bring
the ice jungles of Namrak to life,
268
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,519
Baljeet won't have to pretend.
269
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,562
He can experience it for real.
270
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,732
I know what we're
gonna do today.
271
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:59,361
No better way
to listen to the Lumberzax than on repeat.
272
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,001
Nice animatronics, Ferb.
273
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,546
Come on, ladies, those prop design patches
won't iron earn themselves.
274
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,214
{\an8}And why is Buford
filming this?
275
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,924
{\an8}You can use it
for your audition,
276
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,718
and I can use it for my reel.
277
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,802
Thanks, Shane.
278
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,013
That does not explain
how you got an assistant.
279
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,640
Hey, where's Perry?
280
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,073
Wine glass delivery
for P. Platypus?
281
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,206
Hello there, Agent P.
282
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,167
Doofenshmirtz's brother,
Roger, is having
283
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,586
another commemorative
statue of himself--
284
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,671
If I had a nickel
for every time that's happened--
285
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,173
You'd have two nickels, sir.
286
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,175
Yes, yes, I know
how it goes, Carl.
287
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,011
Anyhoo, the mayor
is the public face of Danville.
288
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,848
Do not let Doofenshmirtz
ruin the ceremony.
289
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,394
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil
Incorporated ♪
290
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,064
Ah, Perry the Platypus,
come in, come in.
291
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,815
I consider you a VIP.
292
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,194
A very important platypus.
293
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,491
And now
you're imprisoned by your own celebrity.
294
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:31,787
I suppose you're wondering why I have this
large paper mache version of my own head.
295
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,039
Don't worry,
it will come into play soon.
296
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,499
You see, ever since
I was little,
297
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,292
people have always
forgotten my face.
298
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,670
I was even voted
Least Recognizable in high school.
299
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,089
Look, that's not even me.
300
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,049
It's a traffic cone
with a dent in it.
301
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,094
{\an8}I mean,
I don't think that's me.
302
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,178
On the other hand,
303
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,972
Roger has the most
recognizable face in all of Danville.
304
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,933
He's got that
je ne sais quois.
305
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,102
And I would know.
I minored in sais quois.
306
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,479
Let's do this beholding
al fresco, shall we?
307
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,606
Behold my Defaceinator.
308
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:03,111
One blast and your face
becomes incredibly forgettable.
309
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,656
Once I zap Roger,
nobody will recognize him
310
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,283
and his unveiling
will be a failing.
311
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,454
I'm gonna switch it back.
This is too disturbing.
312
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,705
There you go, paper mache me,
313
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,584
don't let anybody tell you
you look like a traffic cone.
314
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,752
All right, crew.
315
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,965
A new day, a new adventure.
A Space Adventure.
316
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,301
You know, I can see
these vines are just painted ropes.
317
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,719
How can I act with this?
318
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,263
You might be overthinking it.
319
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,973
Yeah, it's just that...
320
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,725
♪ Well, that is a tuba
That is a chair ♪
321
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,228
♪ That one over there
is Buford covered in hair ♪
322
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,106
♪ This is a toy
This is a Styrofoam prop ♪
323
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,441
♪ And this is a beautifully
rendered backdrop ♪
324
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,069
♪ The garden gnome
has been sprayed with chrome ♪
325
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,822
♪ What? I recognize it
from your home ♪
326
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,116
♪ It is hard for me
to make believe ♪
327
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,702
♪ When that alien
has corn chip teeth ♪
328
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:58,665
♪ We're not asking you to break
from reality or abandon practicality ♪
329
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,543
- ♪ Just go with the motif ♪
- ♪ Go with the motif ♪
330
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,796
♪ Suspend your disbelief
Suspend your disbelief ♪
331
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,047
♪ I am trying ♪
332
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,465
♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
333
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,134
♪ That is ketchup
on your sleeve ♪
334
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,343
♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
335
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,306
Oh, my goodness,
Is this Candace's bed?
336
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,308
How did you get it
down the stairs?
337
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,602
♪ Suspend your disbelief ♪
338
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,354
Huh. Baljeet's really struggling
to get into his character.
339
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,856
What else could we do to help?
340
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,232
Wait, I've got an idea.
341
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,902
Release the Necroslug.
342
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,072
The Namrak Necroslug?
343
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,995
You know I can tell this is
an animatronic, right?
344
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,288
Just go along with it.
345
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,582
If you want people to
believe your performance,
346
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,417
you've gotta
believe in it yourself.
347
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,754
Captain Dirk.
The Necroslug seems to have spotted us.
348
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,757
{\an8} Perhaps we should
flee before it hunts us down.
349
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,970
Okay, let's try turning
the aggression up.
350
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,265
Buford, bump it up to a seven.
351
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,311
{\an8}Okay, I put it on 11.
352
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,772
No, we said seven, not 11.
353
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,568
We've never even tested
that level of aggression.
354
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,365
It's gonna eat us all!
355
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,575
Oh, do not be so overdramatic.
356
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,161
Here's your coffee, sir.
357
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,497
See? It only ate Shane.
358
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,041
Though, to be fair,
it may not be finished yet.
359
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,461
Okay, new plan. Run!
360
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,968
Okay, Roger.
Prepare to lose face.
361
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980
I think we lost it.
362
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,027
Hey, what happened to Ferb?
Who's this guy?
363
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,195
{\an8}I am Ferb.
364
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,865
{\an8}Dude, whoever you are, that's a great
impression. But where did Ferb go?
365
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,368
{\an8}I should really build
an Autoaiminator
366
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,162
because I cannot hit
the broad side of a barn.
367
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,999
Um, hello. Can we discuss
the bigger problem?
368
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,836
And by bigger problem, I mean the berserk
Necroslug that is on the loose!
369
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,259
Run again!
370
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,177
How do we stop it?
371
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,138
There's a control
doohickey on its head.
372
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,807
If we smash it,
it should be lights out for the big guy.
373
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,226
Baljeet, you and Isabella
distract the Necroslug.
374
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,062
This guy and I can use
these vines to make a trap.
375
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,856
Buford can smash
the doohickey.
376
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,358
And here it is,
just like I told you.
377
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,277
I found your ice jungle,
Miss Marshall.
378
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,486
You know what? This is great.
379
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,281
You know, it's starting to make me think
that maybe the Tri-State Area
380
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,158
has more to offer
than just tax credits.
381
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,245
Guys, out of time!
382
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,538
How's the net?
383
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,956
I'm not sure it'll hold.
384
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,627
It better, or we're getting
a VIP tour of that Necroslug's bowels.
385
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,213
I think perhaps you are using
the term "VIP" incorrectly.
386
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,424
- Come on, Baljeet!
- Buford, now!
387
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,928
I'm ready for my close-up!
388
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,600
- Man down! Me!
- Buford!
389
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,606
The net won't hold.
390
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,652
Xterra, you're our only hope.
391
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,029
Oh, no!
392
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,991
Aah!
393
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,582
The luck of sloth bomb is with me!
394
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,962
What was that?
395
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,801
Mom, Mom!
Alien jungle. Giant slug!
396
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:41,138
Mom, alien jungle.
Giant slug. Mom, Mom!
397
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,852
It's too late,
Perry the Platypus.
398
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,523
And now, presenting
the face of Danville...
399
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,820
Ha-ha! Roger's statue still got messed up.
I'm gonna call that a win.
400
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,489
It's so simple,
like it could represent any one of us.
401
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,949
It's just like
humble old Roger
402
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,451
to make his statue about
celebrating the common man.
403
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,204
Uh, yes,
exactly as I intended.
404
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,373
We're all the face of Danville.
405
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,792
Wait, did I just help
Roger's reputation?
406
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,878
I can undo it.
I can still undo it.
407
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,964
Oh, now I have to
clean this all up.
408
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,049
You couldn't just hit
the self-destruct button?
409
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,551
That would've been better.
410
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,637
I have conquered the great beast.
411
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,098
I am Xterra!
412
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,434
And... cut!
413
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,643
Good work today, Sluggy.
414
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,145
Wait, Sluggy?
415
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,229
Sorry, Baljeet,
416
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,523
but we had to keep it a secret
to get you into character.
417
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,526
You were all acting?
This was all staged?
418
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,944
It was Buford's idea.
419
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,781
He knew if you believed the situation
was real, you'd believe in yourself.
420
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,658
I knew you'd rise
to the occasion, pal.
421
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,244
You just needed a little push.
422
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,412
- Ow!
- All right, that one was for me.
423
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:51,416
Huh. Deception aside,
my confidence is at an all-time high.
424
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,462
Xterra fears nothing!
425
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,379
It's Baljeet, right?
426
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,299
Renowned director
Katherine Marshall?
427
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,176
That was simply incredible.
428
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:04,387
I mean, it's like watching
a true star in the making.
429
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,348
- Am I right?
- So I get the part?
430
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,225
I get to be Xterra?
431
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,937
Xterra? Um...
Oh, this is a typo.
432
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,981
{\an8}We were looking for extras.
433
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,399
You know,
for the background work.
434
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,610
When I saw you in town,
I was just amazed
435
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,070
how well you just blended
into the background.
436
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,239
But then that
heroic image of you,
437
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,866
I just can't get it
out of my head.
438
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,826
I can't hire you
as an extra now,
439
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,620
and we already hired
all the leads,
440
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,789
so I don't think
we can use you anymore.
441
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,458
All of that work
and all in vain.
442
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,001
If only there was some way
443
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,421
to go back to
being forgettable.
444
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,090
What am I supposed
to do with this?
445
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,843
Oh, there you are, Ferb.
446
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,387
Ugh. That other guy
talked too much.
447
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,099
You know, if I'm good enough
to impress "the" Katherine Marshall,
448
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,519
maybe my acting talents
are worth cultivating.
449
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,312
Maybe I should take a class.
450
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,105
- Buford?
- Already ahead of you.
451
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,525
Yeah, he's free
Wednesday at 8:00.
452
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,694
Oh, by the way,
this set is incredible.
453
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,112
Would it happen
to be for sale?
454
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,241
Well, no, but you can
just have it.
455
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,701
Mom, come to the backyard.
The boys are at it again.
456
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:12,247
At this point, I should just have
Buford add this to my schedule.
457
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,415
Come on, come on, come on.
458
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,959
Mom! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
459
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,753
Wait till you see it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
460
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,171
Uh, what?
461
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,757
Anybody needs me,
I'll be on the couch.
462
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,843
Hey, has anybody seen Shane?
463
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,556
Hello? Mr. Buford?
I'm still in the slug.
464
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,184
♪ Would you prefer a top hat
that can shoot out flames ♪
465
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,271
♪ A sombrero with a periscope
could help you with your aim ♪
466
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,939
♪ A French beret
that really slays ♪
467
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,566
♪ That comes in blues
and blacks and grays ♪
468
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,735
♪ I have a hat for that ♪
469
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,238
♪ A boater
with a narrow brim ♪
470
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,822
♪ That sprays out gas
Very grim ♪
471
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,576
♪ A beanie with a map
for the explorer ♪
472
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,953
♪ A driving cap for getaways
That navigates the motorways ♪
473
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:56,624
♪ But you look like
a fan of the fedora ♪
474
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,878
If it ain't broken,
no need to fix it.
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