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♪ There's another
hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪
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♪ Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8} Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Don't worry, little fella.
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It's just your
annual vet visit.
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Plus the harmonica music's
probably not helping.
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{\an8}Candace, you don't usually come to
these vet appointments.
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{\an8}What do you mean?
He's a member of our family.
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{\an8}Of course I'm concerned
with his health stuff.
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Oh, look,
there's a Slushy Dawg! Gotta go. Bye!
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Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy,
Jeremy, Jeremy, car!
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Jeremy, Jeremy,
Jeremy, Jeremy.
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{\an8}Jeremy's working there today.
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{\an8}That tracks.
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Whoa, this place is packed.
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This Chippin' Day brought in
way too many people.
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- We're swamped!
- When can we see the doctor?
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My Renaldo has
waiting room anxiety.
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Oh, my gosh, your leg.
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Oh, that's just his
denim scratching post.
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Hercules' appointment
was an hour ago.
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We're gonna be late
for the groomers.
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- Me too!
- Us too!
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- Them too!
- My Petunia's just fine waiting.
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But Petunia 2
wants her free chipping,
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and she wants it now!
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I'm so sorry, folks,
but if you'll be patient,
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the vet will see everyone
as quickly as she can.
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That's not good enough!
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If only these people
had something to do while they wait.
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Oh, Renaldo, I know
brushing soothes you.
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I'm so sorry Daddy
forgot your brush.
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Hmm. I'm formulating a plan.
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I know what
we're gonna do to--
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Oh, you're way ahead of me,
Ferb.
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We'll build the ultimate
while-you-wait pet wash
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and grooming machine.
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I'll call the gang.
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And for once, we know
exactly where Perry is.
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Hello, Agent P.
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We were concerned
because we tracked you to the Slushy Dawg.
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I mean, do you know how much
sodium is in their hot dogs?
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But by the third bite,
you're committed.
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Now we see you're at the vet
across the street,
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which is even more concerning.
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Agent P, you cannot be chipped
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or your host family
could track you at all times.
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So could your enemies.
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Carl, are you familiar
with the phrase "No duh"?
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Getting chipped could put the
entire operation in danger,
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so avoid it by
any means necessary.
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But it's, uh-- it's always
good to have a checkup.
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It is flea and tick season.
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Yes. Yes, it is, Carl.
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Why do I do this to myself?
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I'm not even thinking
about hot dogs,
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and I just walked
by this place
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and it's like
I lose all control.
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Ich! But by the third bite,
you're committed.
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Wait, is that--
is that Perry the Platypus?
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Well, he is an animal.
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Maybe he's got worms
or something.
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He should watch what he eats.
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Hmm. What is he doing?
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Look at him over there, protagonizing.
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Now I have to go over there
and antagonize.
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Oh, one more bite.
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Oh, I hate myself.
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Wow.
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Nobody puts condiments
on dogs like you do.
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That might be why they made me
assistant junior manager.
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Just got promoted.
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Wow. So you're
conditionally in charge?
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Well, only on weekends
before 11:00, but...
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Candace, I love that you
came to visit,
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but rules are rules.
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"Paying customers only." Fine.
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One Slushy fries, handsome.
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There's also that sign.
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"No flirting with employees."
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Is it that big of a problem?
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One chili dog.
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And your shirt color
really suits your eyes.
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You've already been
warned, Buford.
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Mmm!
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Whoo!
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{\an8}- Yay!
- Yay!
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Thank goodness.
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The main office is
sending over
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a temporary vet to help.
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Give him this chipping gun
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and send him to exam room 1
when he gets here.
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Oh, hello.
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Have you seen
a platypus around here?
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About yea high,
very trappable.
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Oh, you're the doctor.
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No, I'm-- Yes, I am.
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I am a doctor.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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A lot of people just stampede
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straight to pharmacists
for some reason.
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- I don't know why--
- Great. Here's the chipping gun.
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- Follow me.
- A chipping gun?
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Like a tracking chip?
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Wait a minute.
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Just so I understand
this correctly,
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this is an apparatus
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that will plant a tracking
chip into an animal,
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allowing anyone to know where they are
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- at all times?
- Mmm-hmm.
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I could put a chip in my goat.
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No, wait.
Even better, my goldfish.
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Or even better than that,
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I can chip Perry the Platypus!
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This is amazing.
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This is like
a platypus find-inator
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that I didn't even have
to think of or build.
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It's like getting a freebie.
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Man, I need to hit
Slushy Dawg more often.
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Sorry, thighs.
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Now all I need is to find
Perry the Platypus.
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Right this way, Doctor.
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In here,
you'll find a platypus.
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Really?
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Oh, this is too easy.
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Ha!
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Oh, wait. You're just
a regular platypus.
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I'm sorry, you're
completely useless to me. No offense.
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Now, which roomy
the roomypuss
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would Perry the Platypus
be in?
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♪ If you have a terrier
or something hairier ♪
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♪ We can clean them up
for you ♪
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♪ Just let 'em on out
of that carrier ♪
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♪ If you've got a Maltese
or maybe a Pekinese ♪
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♪ We can give them a blowout
with just a little tease ♪
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♪ At the pet wash ♪
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♪ We can bathe and brush
and bevel ♪
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♪ At the pet wash ♪
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♪ Get your animal
up to next-level ♪
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♪ At the pet wash ♪
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♪ Might've come in here
lookin' disheveled ♪
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♪ But you're gonna
walk out the door saying, "Oh, my gosh ♪
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♪ It's a 10 out of 10
It's the best pet wash" ♪
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♪ Pet wash ♪
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♪ We're as good as
the advertising ♪
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♪ At the pet wash ♪
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♪ When we're done
you won't recognize 'em ♪
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- ♪ At the pet wash ♪
- ♪ Pet wash, oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Check out our merchandise ♪
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♪ And if you thought your pup
would never be this posh ♪
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Then you seriously
underestimated us.
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♪ Pet wash! ♪
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Perry the Platypus?
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Where are you?
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Aha! Perry the Platypus!
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No, uh, Phil the accountant.
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Doctor,
about Hazel's eczema...
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Oh! Whoops.
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Uh, I'm just gonna
eczema this room.
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Perry the Platypus?
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Oh, no, I didn't know
you were so sick.
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Stay with me!
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Wait. You're not
Perry the Platypus?
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That's Felix, my beaver.
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He likes to
hide under a blankie.
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Yeah, I think I'm just gonna
eczema this room, too.
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Doctor, you're supposed
to be in exam room 1 with the platypus.
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I'm actually not familiar
with this species.
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Mind if I stay and observe?
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Well, I guess I could warm up
with this platypus.
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And here you go.
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Hey, no-- Hold still!
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Hold still!
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Hold still-- Argh!
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It's a good thing
I have this practice platypus,
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because this is much harder
than I thought.
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Yow, brain freeze.
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So, anyway,
as I was saying,
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how nice is this
to be taking a little break--
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Ah, man.
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Okay. Okay.
Paying customer here.
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Hit me with another
chili dog, but hold the onions.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
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how nice to be taking a break?
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Phineas and Ferb?
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Mom! Mom! Mom!
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- Mom! Mom!
- How's it going?
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Oh, yeah, Jeremy got all his shots
and Perry got promoted.
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But you gotta come back to
see what the boys are doing.
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Fine. I'll see you soon.
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Even Perry the Platypus
isn't this difficult.
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Maybe he's nervous
because I'm here.
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Oh, yeah. Good.
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I don't think I can
keep up this vet thing for--
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Perry the Platypus!
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How did you get in here?
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Oh, never mind.
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Behold!
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Well, it started as a chipping gun,
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but now it's my
Platypus Finder-inator!
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You missed the whole
rebranding process.
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Trying to chip me?
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How original.
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My idea. Copycat, copycat.
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♪ Baow chicka baow wow... ♪
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{\an8}Hey, Perry the Platypus,
you want some fish with those chips?
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Aah!
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Eh, I'm starting to think
that's not the temp vet.
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Yeah? Then where is he?
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And now I'm committed.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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You are chipped now, baby.
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Aah!
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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, hurry!
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A sun shower, how lovely.
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- But--
- Oh, look, Candace, a rainbow.
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But, but, but, but...
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Thanks for your help, kids.
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It got a little crazy there
for a while.
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Our pleasure.
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I'm happy to report that Perry
has a clean bill of health.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
It's free chipping today.
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Would you like
to have him chipped?
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Nah, he's a platypus.
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They don't do much.
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Phew.
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Funny.
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It senses one of you
have been chipped.
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That's me.
From that time I went feral.
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♪ De ker na ferb
na vilder verd! ♪
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{\an8}Ready? One, two, three.
251
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{\an8}And off she goes.
252
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,878
{\an8}Baljeet, cue the live feed.
253
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,796
The ball should arrive
at Mount Kilimanjaro
254
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,882
in roughly 11 minutes.
255
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,885
{\an8}Cool, the first-ever game
of lacrosse country.
256
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,887
{\an8}It's kind of weird
that we're doing it at night.
257
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,597
Well, that's just because
it'll be morning
258
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,474
in Africa when it lands.
259
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,976
I just hope Ferb makes it back
in time to see it happen.
260
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,394
What is Ferb doing?
261
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,939
I don't know. He didn't say.
262
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,734
What should we do
while we wait?
263
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,860
Hmm.
264
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,612
Do not even think about
265
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,113
suggesting the
bread bowl hot tub again.
266
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,406
Too late, already thunk.
267
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,950
What about
regular-sized lacrosse,
268
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,076
but rocket-powered?
269
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,037
Great idea, Isabella.
Perry can be the ref.
270
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,539
Hey, where is Perry?
271
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,585
Apologies, Agent P.
272
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,837
And sorry for calling you in
after hours.
273
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,131
Fish have been
mysteriously disappearing
274
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,383
all over Danville.
275
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,593
Smells like Doofenshmirtz
to me.
276
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,304
You know, because he often
smells a lot like fish.
277
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,056
Mackerel, specifically.
278
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,891
Get back on that camera, Carl.
279
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,518
Interns these days.
280
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,687
What are we even
not paying them for?
281
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,438
Unfortunately,
we're running low on budget
282
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,815
because we spent
most of our money
283
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,900
{\an8}making new entrances
for your lair.
284
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,862
Get to Doofenshmirtz' quickly
before your overtime kicks in.
285
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,575
He always forgets
to turn off the lights.
286
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,536
I'll just get it
with the remote.
287
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,791
Why do we even have
a dance party setting?
288
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,544
Worth every penny, sir.
289
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,796
Well, that's it for me, Carl.
290
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,799
The season premiere of
Workplace Acquaintances is tonight,
291
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,968
and I hear the episode
is really tepid.
292
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,886
Oh, I've got to get
to my part-time job.
293
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:25,971
I'm late for work.
294
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,180
This is your job, Carl.
295
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,558
Everything else is a hobby.
296
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,436
Youths these days.
297
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,939
Right this way, please.
298
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,280
No lobster.
This is turf and turf night.
299
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,948
We've got a food critic
out there.
300
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,493
Carl, where are you?
301
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,578
I'm at work, sir.
302
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,038
Sure you are.
303
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,998
Agent P still hasn't
finished his mission
304
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,666
and our trackers show
he's in your area.
305
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,127
Wait. How would you know
Agent P is near me
306
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,754
unless you have a tracker
in me, too?
307
00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,921
Never mind that, Carl.
308
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,381
His overtime is expensive,
309
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,675
and you, on the other hand,
are free.
310
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,427
So stop goofing off,
find Doof,
311
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,095
and help Agent P
finish up fast.
312
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,770
I think I found him, sir.
313
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,731
Thanks for taking time
out of your evening
314
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,441
to thwart me,
Perry the Platypus.
315
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,525
You know the old saying,
316
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,778
"Give a man a fish,
he eats for a day.
317
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,238
Give a man a fish-inator,
318
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:29,451
and he can rule the entire
Tri-State Area!"
319
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,620
Order's up.
320
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,793
I'm still working on a real
evil application for this,
321
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,877
but, for now, I'll settle
322
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,254
for serving people
live fish without consent.
323
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,380
That's a little evil.
324
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,466
Toodles.
325
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,804
Agent P,
let me help you with that.
326
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,139
Is this sushi grade?
327
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,599
I can handle things here,
Agent P.
328
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,310
You go after Doofenshmirtz.
329
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,940
♪ Carl, removing fish
from plates ♪
330
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,527
♪ Carl, because
nobody ordered that ♪
331
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,571
♪ Carl, serving turf
and turf ♪
332
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,325
♪ He's so much more
than an intern ♪
333
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,868
Brilliant work, Carl.
334
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,912
You truly are
the cream of the corn.
335
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,122
Oh, thanks, boss.
336
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,959
Now, check in on that critic
for me, won't you?
337
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,918
Uh, excuse me.
338
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,962
Can I ask how
the review is going?
339
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,463
Oh, I'm not a food critic.
340
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,298
I'm just working
on my screenplay.
341
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,259
Well, do you have
any notes on the food?
342
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,679
The appetizer
felt unmotivated.
343
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,513
Oh, weasel toes.
344
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,932
I've got to get into costume
and get to my next job.
345
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,225
Good luck, Carl.
346
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,103
Hmm. Well, if he's not
the food critic, who is?
347
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,188
Mmm.
348
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,815
How was the meal, sir?
349
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,441
The turf was excellent,
350
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,653
but the turf left a bit
to be desired.
351
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,703
What is it now, sir?
352
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,204
Carl, Agent P isn't done
353
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,123
and you're literally
clowning around.
354
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,916
But, sir, I'm at work.
355
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,293
You mean hobby.
356
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,460
Go help him.
357
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,671
A birthday party.
358
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,465
Perfect. This is next on
the list of things I can ruin.
359
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,135
With fish!
360
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,928
I wish this was a gift card.
361
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,013
I don't.
362
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,643
Keep after Doof, Agent P.
363
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,812
I'll fix things here.
364
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,815
♪ Carl, cheering up children ♪
365
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,319
♪ Carl, moonlighting
as a party clown ♪
366
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,530
♪ Carl, puts fish
in a fountain ♪
367
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,993
♪ He's so much more
than an intern! ♪
368
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,329
Now blow out your candles
and make a wish.
369
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,498
I wish for this experience
not to traumatize me for life.
370
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,584
I don't.
371
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,668
Nice save, man.
372
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,378
- You doing okay?
- Yeah. Thanks.
373
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,423
I just have to get
to my next job.
374
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,220
I have an engineering degree.
375
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,184
Huh. Usually,
some unforeseen element
376
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,353
would have removed
our invention by now.
377
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,563
Perhaps we should
take it down.
378
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,025
I'm sure nature will
find a way.
379
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,618
{\an8}You're just in time,
delivery boy dude.
380
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,036
{\an8}I got a fresh one going out.
381
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,704
This one's priority, pal.
382
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,873
It's perplexing
how impatient patrons are
383
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,459
for a pizza pie with
their profile pic upon it.
384
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,211
Alliteration.
385
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,379
Don't be late.
386
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,674
Remember, customer retention
is way more important
387
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,926
than employee mental health.
388
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,263
Carl, what are you doing?
389
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,973
I already told you.
I'm at work.
390
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,934
No excuses. Agent P is going
into triple overtime
391
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,894
and OWCA will be bankrupt.
392
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,229
Sir, I really shouldn't be--
393
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,481
Oh, commercial's over.
My show's about to start.
394
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,816
Just get to it, Carl.
395
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,571
So I figured it all out.
396
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,781
A fish in the hand
is worth two in the inator,
397
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,159
but a fish in everyone's hands
means they can't stop me
398
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,998
from taking over
the entire Tri-State Area.
399
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,333
Because their hands are full.
400
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,627
Of fish.
401
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,312
Go get him, Agent P.
402
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,606
And I've got
a pizza to deliver.
403
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,527
Ow.
404
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,321
Oh, so that's how
you want to do this, huh?
405
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,366
Let's see how you karate chop
with your hands full of fish.
406
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,537
Huh?
407
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,456
Okay. Time to fight fish
with fish.
408
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,958
You know, like surf and surf.
409
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,796
Aah! Aah! Aah!
410
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,009
What are you doing?
411
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,386
It's so late.
412
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,013
Yes. Yes, it is.
413
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,848
Well, if it's still here
in the morning,
414
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,308
I'm gonna bust you guys.
415
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,563
You're going
down, down, down.
416
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,827
See?
Nature always finds a way.
417
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,496
We are not
fish-leaping distance
418
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,164
within any body of water.
419
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,541
How is that nature?
420
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,380
Oh. So you give
a platypus a fish,
421
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,173
and he clogs your inator.
422
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,598
Wait.
Where did all the fish go?
423
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,685
I can't believe
you opened an aquarium,
424
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,479
but forgot to buy any fish.
425
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,864
And there they are.
426
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,576
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
427
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,091
♪ Carl, delivering pizzas ♪
428
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,594
♪ Carl, but the elevator's down ♪
429
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,931
♪ Carl, whatever
he'll just take the stairs ♪
430
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,476
♪ Carl, it's only
eight floors off the ground ♪
431
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,604
♪ Moonlighting hours
have been awfully frenetic ♪
432
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,899
♪ I'm telling you, this kid
has got a crazy work ethic ♪
433
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,903
{\an8}♪ He's so much more
than an intern! ♪
434
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,076
- Sorry for the delay.
- It's been over 30 minutes.
435
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,412
That means my pizza is free--
436
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,080
Wait. Carl? Is that you?
437
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,000
Major Monogram?
438
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,586
Well, Carl, if you hadn't
wasted your evening
439
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,754
with all your silly antics,
440
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,089
maybe you'd be able
to deliver a pizza on time.
441
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,340
"Silly antics"?
442
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,009
I told you three times now.
443
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,136
Those are my part-time jobs!
444
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,888
Oh, I thought you
were joking about that.
445
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,681
But, you know,
seeing you in uniform
446
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,224
and handing me a pizza,
447
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,893
I admit I might be mistaken.
448
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,644
Sir, I'm an unpaid intern.
449
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,772
How do you think I afford
to pay rent?
450
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,690
With experience and exposure?
451
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,234
I even have to pay
for my own parking at OWCA.
452
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,155
This internship
is actually costing me money.
453
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,406
I love this job,
454
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,991
but if I keep having
to work like this,
455
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,744
even in my off-hours, I--
456
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,164
You know, Carl,
I see firsthand
457
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,208
just how much you do for OWCA.
458
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,876
And although
it goes without saying,
459
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,294
I'm going to say it,
460
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,379
you are one of
the hardest workers I know,
461
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,798
and you're not just an intern.
462
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,467
You're more than an intern.
463
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,639
Thanks, sir.
464
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,973
That means a lot.
465
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,392
In fact,
why don't you come on in
466
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,478
and enjoy a slice on me?
467
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,731
And I've even got
a special surprise for you.
468
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,024
You're getting paid.
469
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:01,444
I'm-- I'm being promoted
to paid intern?
470
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,154
No. For the delivery,
471
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,740
even though it was
37 seconds late.
472
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,993
But I will be sure
to validate your parking.
473
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,829
A "paid intern."
474
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,914
That would be preposterous.
475
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:16,626
Wow. I think my career just
took a giant step forward.
476
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,545
I don't.
477
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,089
{\an8}Can it, Brittany.
478
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,219
Finally.
479
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,681
- Honey!
- I'll see in the morning.
480
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:34,060
{\an8}♪ If you have a terrier
or something hairier ♪
481
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,937
{\an8}♪ We can clean them up
for you ♪
482
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,231
{\an8}♪ Just let 'em on out
of that carrier ♪
483
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:42,151
{\an8}♪ If you've got a Maltese
or maybe a Pekinese ♪
484
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,822
{\an8}♪ We can give them a blowout
with just a little tease ♪
485
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,032
{\an8}♪ At the pet wash ♪
486
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,868
{\an8}♪ We can bathe and brush
and bevel ♪
487
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,870
{\an8}♪ At the pet wash ♪
488
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,538
{\an8}♪ Get your animal
up to next-level ♪
489
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,082
{\an8}♪ And if you thought your pup
would never be this posh ♪
490
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,377
{\an8}Then you seriously
underestimated us.
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