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♪ There's another hundred and four days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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- Hey!
- ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see,
there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Dink Winkerson here for Danville Today.
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{\an8}Temperatures surge
as we hit record-breaking levels of heat.
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{\an8}I was going to suggest
you wear sunscreen
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{\an8}and stay hydrated,
but that seems inadequate now.
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{\an8}Man, it's hot. It is so hot.
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He is redundant, but he is right.
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I do wish we could luge the heat.
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{\an8}Wait, did you say luge the heat?
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{\an8}I mispronounced, okay? I am melting.
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{\an8}Well, maybe we could lose
the heat by lugeing.
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{\an8}You know, hurtling down
a big sledding track in the snow.
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Great, an activity that takes 17 seconds,
then I'm hot again.
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Fair, but what if we made
a luge track that never ended?
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Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do today.
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Make the world's first
endless luge track.
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Yay!
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I don't know, Stacy.
With the AC on the fritz,
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I don't have the energy to move.
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I don't even feel like
busting my brothers.
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If it's this hot,
your brothers could be taking it easy too.
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Perfect.
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Ugh, maybe you're right.
Okay, gotta go.
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My phone's overheating.
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Ah, a cool breeze.
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Did someone fix the AC?
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You were right, Ferb.
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Most people would scoff
at the idea of building
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a frozen luge track on
the hottest day of summer.
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- And yet, here we are.
- Phineas and Ferb.
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Ironically, the coolness they created
gave me the energy
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to bust them for the coolness
they created.
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There you are, Agent P.
Hope you're enjoying
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that fresh glass of lemonade.
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It took us all morning
to hand-squeeze those lemons.
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- And by us, I mean Carl.
- My hands are still pruney.
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Anyways, Doofenshmirtz
has been spotted outside
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the Danville Water Park
with a preposterous amount
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of Doonkelberry oil.
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Water and oil don't mix.
He must be up to something nefarious.
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Go stop him, Agent P.
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Keep fanning, Carl.
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Lunch isn't for another 45 minutes.
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Mom, backyard! Boys, invention!
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Just a minute, honey.
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But the boys made
a giant luge wheel and...
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Is one more minute really gonna
make that much of a difference?
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Fine. Backyard. One minute.
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Hey, Candace!
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No, no, no!
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All done. Okay,
what did you want to show me?
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Yeah, Mom, one minute
really is going to make
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that much of a difference.
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Okay, I'm off to Charlene's
to return her cake pan.
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You might want to stay inside.
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I'm worried the heat's
making you see things.
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Is Mom, right? Could this all be
a temperature-induced hallucination?
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Oh, I don't think so, Kevin.
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Yeah, you're right.
Thanks, talking zebra!
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The squeaky wheel may get
the grease,
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but that frozen wheel
is so getting busted!
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Ah, ah, ah, Perry the Platypus.
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{\an8}Park policy states that
you can't enter without a wristband.
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Luckily, I always carry extra
wrist-oriented ornamentation.
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Here, admission for one.
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Into my trap.
Also, you owe me $40.
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Now, you may be confused
about why I have
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an industrial-sized vat
of Doonkelberry oil.
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Back in Drusselstein,
we used Doonkelberry oil for everything.
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Skin care, verb conjugation,
making scented candles,
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but strangely not
Doonkelberry scented candles,
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vanilla mango for some reason.
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Anyway, so when I saw it on sale,
I may have gone a little overboard.
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But where to store it all?
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Obvious answer, the water park.
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No, no, stay with me. It makes sense.
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Back in Drusselstein,
the kids would all go
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to the local oil park, like a water park,
but slipperier.
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I never got to go in myself,
but I remember looking through
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the fence when my brother Roger had
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his birthday party there.
But it looked like fun.
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So with this dry-inator,
I'll zap away all the water,
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and then I can replace it
with my Doonkelberry oil.
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Then I can finally have fun
at the oil park,
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and Roger's not invited.
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Ow!
I use that foot for walking.
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Someone dare me
to lick this thing.
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- Don't lick it, Buford.
- Fine.
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How does this work anyway?
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Well, the slowly melting ice
of the wheel
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creates a slick surface,
eliminating friction.
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Gravity converts into angular momentum,
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giving us perpetual mo... Hello?
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- He licked it.
- I liked it!
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Such is the karmic cycle
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of angular momentum.
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Wait, where'd he go?
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I'm up on top!
I do not know how I got here!
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Don't worry, Ferb's got you!
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Whoo!
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- Thank you!
- No problem.
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Not getting away
that easily.
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What the?
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The heat has gone and melted
our comically oversized fudge pops.
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Probably shouldn't have put it
on the roof.
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Or made it out of fudge.
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Fine,
I'll have to go on foot.
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Wait a sec. Hmm, maybe.
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♪ When you think about
getting from place to place ♪
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♪ You don't usually think of a luge ♪
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♪ But it's a practical means
of transportation ♪
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♪ If you've got an icy wheel
that's huge ♪
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♪ Some people stare in disbelief
Others may point and scoff ♪
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♪ But not only does it give us
locomotion ♪
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♪ It also really cools us off
As the way around town ♪
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♪ It's kind of intuitive
It kind of depends on how you do it ♪
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♪ If you're gonna get dizzy
If you get dizzy ♪
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{\an8}♪ Then you best stay clear ♪
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♪ But if you want a real cool
Unconventional ride ♪
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♪ Just grab yourself a sled
and hop inside ♪
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♪ Even though it's still summer
We know it's still summer ♪
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♪ But we're shifting gear
It's all downhill from here ♪
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I'd usually charge you for that,
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- but I see you're in a song sequence.
- Thank you!
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Oh, hello, Vanessa.
I'm so glad you called.
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Have you seen my hair dryer?
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Uh, well,
I may have enlarged it
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a little to make
a dry-it-off-inator, but...
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Dad, what did we agree after
the vegan rodeo incident?
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We don't make inators out
of Vanessa's things.
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Whatever.
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Oh, uh, yeah, thank you.
I am the greatest dad ever.
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Thank you for noticing.
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Okay, first things first.
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Use my dry-it-off-inator
to remove all the water,
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so I can then replace it
with my Doonkelberry oil.
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Yeah, baby!
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- Oscar, please stop crying.
- I can't.
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Oh, I guess I can.
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- Mom, Mom, Mom.
- What is it?
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No time to explain.
I need you to head down to 4th Street.
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Oh, well, I have to take 4th anyway.
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- Hey, isn't that your sister?
- She appears to be skiing down
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the frozen wake left by the wheel.
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Oh, hey, Candace.
If you want to grab a luge,
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we'll pick you up on the way back.
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- I do not want to grab a luge.
- Dink Winkerson here.
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We've caught up to
the mysterious summer skier.
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What's your secret to keeping cool?
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Uh, I guess it's this giant wheel of ice.
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Wait, am I on TV?
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You will be at 4 o'clock,
when we'll find out who is she,
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where did she come from,
and what's up with her neck.
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Stay tuned.
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- Mom, look left. Now.
- Oh, donuts.
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- You want me to pick some up?
- No.
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{\an8}I mean, sure,
a chocolate glaze.
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{\an8}-Then get to the water park.
- Oh, my goodness.
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- Would you look at that?
- You actually see it?
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Phineas and Ferb made that.
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Oh, honey, even
you can't think the boys made a tortoise.
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- The heat is getting to you.
- Ah!
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Oh, come on in.
The Doonkelberry oil's fine.
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And slippery, baby.
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{\an8}I regret nothing!
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I'm okay!
I'm less okay now.
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Oh, looks like oil and platypuses
don't mix either.
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There's no way for you
to get up here.
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What are you, part salmon?
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Something is interfering
with the friction of the wheel.
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We are losing control!
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Abandon wheel!
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Okay, honey, I'm here
with your donuts.
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- What part of the park are you in?
- Let me see.
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Prepare to dry!
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There! I'm right by the...
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What? What the...
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- Candace, are you still there?
- Stand still.
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Hey, the shark jumped us!
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Wait, where are you going?
Oh, crud.
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Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
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You're telling me we only got vinegar
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{\an8}for this giant salad?
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{\an8}What are we gonna tell
all these hungry vegetarians?
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Uh, I asked for mine on the side.
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Oh, there you are.
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So what exactly
am I supposed to be seeing?
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The boys!
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, kids.
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But, but...
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Candace, honey,
why are you dressed like that?
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I told you, you're going
to get heat stroke.
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- Wait, wait, wait. What time is it?
- It's 4 o'clock, but what?
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Turn on the news.
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Dink Winkerson here.
It's 104 degrees,
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and one local resident wants
to hit the slopes.
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But, but, but, but.
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Hey, it's the tortoise
I saw earlier.
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Isn't that the most outrageous thing
you've ever seen?
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Not even today.
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Oh, there you are, Perry.
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Looks like Perry's bringing
his own version of cool.
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{\an8} Please welcome
today's lecturer,
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{\an8}psychologist Dr. Mosley Shamai.
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{\an8}Esteemed colleagues,
tonight I make history.
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{\an8}I told you, my therapist
is giving a talk.
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{\an8}I'm so glad you're talking
to someone about this.
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{\an8}- It's all... Oh.
- Come on, it's already started.
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{\an8}We've all heard our clients'
claims of bizarre sightings
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{\an8}across the Tri-State Area.
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{\an8}UFOs, giant treehouse robots,
and whatever this is.
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{\an8}The giant floating baby head lives!
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And so does Klimpaloon,
the magical old-timey bathing suit
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who lives in the Himalayas!
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Stories like his. Why is it that all
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of our patients believe
these impossible claims?
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I believe I've found the answer.
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I present to you two clients,
two complete strangers
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who seem to share the same delusion.
239
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,708
Or do they?
240
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,753
Client one, a teenage girl
convinced that her brothers
241
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,713
are time-traveling
space voyagers who build
242
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,758
elaborate inventions that
mysteriously disappear each day.
243
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,885
Now, where is that lip balm?
244
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,720
- What did I miss?
- Client two,
245
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,597
a self-proclaimed evil scientist
246
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,933
whose inventions
also disappear each day,
247
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:52,562
allegedly due to a crime-fighting
semi-aquatic mammal in a fedora.
248
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,647
What?
249
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,023
- Scoff.
- Show us.
250
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,151
- Uh-huh.
- Yes, I know.
251
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,279
These bizarre claims
sound like
252
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,239
the ridiculous plot
of a children's cartoon.
253
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,324
But behind this curtain
254
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,911
is weeks of research
that will expose the truth.
255
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,292
They'll see.
They'll all see.
256
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,629
And to think,
it only started four weeks ago.
257
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,881
{\an8}And once again,
just as I was about
258
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,550
to take over the Tri-State Area,
259
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,011
Perry the Platypus hits
the self-destruct button,
260
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,679
foiling my evil scheme.
261
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,348
Clearly a symbol
for your self-destructive behavior.
262
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,643
And the platypus, an obvious metaphor
for whatever's keeping you down.
263
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,270
I'm not speaking metaphorically.
264
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,106
Perry the Platypus
actually came in wearing
265
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,358
his little fedora
and destroyed my inator
266
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,235
every single day last Sun--
267
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,987
Hold on, I think
I'm having a breakthrough.
268
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,572
- I think maybe...
- That's time.
269
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,699
We'll pick this up next week.
Bye-bye.
270
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,951
And once again,
just as I was about
271
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,746
to show my mom,
some mysterious force
272
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:54,541
took the roller coaster away,
foiling my epic bust.
273
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,209
Sounds like classic self-sabotage.
274
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,712
And a roller coaster, hmph,
an obvious metaphor
275
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,047
for life's ups and downs.
276
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,090
I'm not speaking metaphorically.
277
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,719
The boys' inventions disappeared
every single day last summer.
278
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,387
And of course, Mom never sees it.
279
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,348
It's always, "Who wants pie?
Oh, there you are, Perry."
280
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,516
Wait.
281
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,685
- Who's Perry?
- Perry, our pet platypus.
282
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,854
- Come on, Doc. Keep up.
- Hmm.
283
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,272
Tell me more.
284
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,400
♪ At a quarter to three,
the boys' invention disappears ♪
285
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,902
♪ Just as mom arrives ♪
286
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,237
♪ Disappear just as mom arrives ♪
287
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:28,158
♪ My inator fired off
of my balcony at 2:45 ♪
288
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,410
♪ His inator, 2:45 ♪
289
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,664
♪ Reality dissolves
before my very eyes ♪
290
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,918
♪ And I'm starting to realize
no one understands me ♪
291
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,879
♪ No one understands me ♪
292
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:46,593
♪ Just last Friday, what they built
got up and danced away ♪
293
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,595
♪ That sentence
doesn't even make any sense ♪
294
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:52,557
♪ I built my dance away-inator
The day before Saturday ♪
295
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,268
{\an8}♪ But that's an interesting coincidence ♪
296
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,230
♪ With all the information
that you have now ♪
297
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,941
♪ Could these two stories
be connected somehow? ♪
298
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,985
♪ I think I have a theory ♪
299
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:09,825
♪ No one understands me ♪
300
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,745
♪ No one understands me ♪
301
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,874
Hmm. Disappearing inventions?
A platypus?
302
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,960
Something oddly specific
is going on here.
303
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,796
And where is this Perry?
304
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,891
Agent P, the shower entrance
only opens on ice cold.
305
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,818
Agent P, the cold shower is
the oldest prank in the book.
306
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:49,489
Good one, sir. Classic.
307
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:53,160
Agent P, we've learned that Doofenshmirtz
may be in therapy.
308
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,663
And if so, we fully support him
and hope he gets the help he needs.
309
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,833
But on the other hand,
if this doctor he's seeing
310
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,087
is just another evil scientist,
stop them at all costs.
311
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,214
I need more context
on these patients,
312
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,093
so I'm conducting interviews
at their places of residence.
313
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:13,138
Yeah, yesterday was the giant
mechanical squid on roller skates,
314
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,724
and today we were gonna make
a bread bowl hot tub,
315
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:16,892
but here you are.
316
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,727
Well, perhaps they get it from me.
317
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,645
I'm a bit of a tinkerer myself.
318
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,480
Yeah, Phineas is a genius.
319
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,733
No, Doctor, I never see anything.
320
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,194
I ain't talking to no shrinks!
321
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,238
From my observations,
Candace's instability
322
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,490
stems from her desperate need
for attention,
323
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,076
which she clearly
is not getting from her mother.
324
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,246
It is no wonder Candace
is crying out for help.
325
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,874
It seems each of them
had a different grasp on reality.
326
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,000
The data was inconclusive.
327
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,629
I still needed more proof
to validate my theory.
328
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,257
Come in.
329
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,427
Oh! I'm sorry, that trap
was meant for Perry the Platypus.
330
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,803
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
331
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,306
I was wondering, though,
Heinz, is it possible to see
332
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,099
one of your so-called inators?
333
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,184
You betcha!
334
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,478
You know, I really took
our last session to heart,
335
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,522
so I built a very special inator.
336
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:08,569
Behold! The self-destructing
self-destructinator.
337
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,404
Designed to self-destruct
the self-destruct button.
338
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,532
A symbolic act of confronting
my self-destructive behaviors.
339
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,618
I know, it's a little on the nose.
340
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,453
Ah, Perry the Platypus, you made it.
341
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,790
I hope you don't mind
I asked my nemesis to join our session.
342
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,752
That's when I found out
that the platypus was real.
343
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,295
You know we can hear you, right?
344
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,089
I mean, we're standing right here.
345
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,676
Oh, I was talking about another patient
and another platypus.
346
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,927
- Not you.
- Great.
347
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,179
I thought we could try
a little role-playing exercise.
348
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,348
- Perry the Platypus, you be me.
- Me?
349
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,642
You be Perry the Platypus.
350
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,311
Come on, commit to the bit.
Here, like this.
351
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,939
Oh, Dr. Doofenshmirtz,
you're so evil.
352
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,567
How can I ever thwart you?
353
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,235
Oh, right, right, you don't talk.
354
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,319
Here, here, I'll help you.
355
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,989
"Ah, Perry the Platypus,
what an unexpected..."
356
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:57,117
Well, I am really going to have to
carry this whole show, aren't I?
357
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,202
Anyway, normally it looks like this.
358
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,123
- Vanessa, your line.
- Whatever, Dad.
359
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,874
Exit stage left.
360
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,209
One small note, sweetie.
361
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,794
You don't have to read
the stage direction.
362
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,045
Anyway, you get the idea.
363
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,965
Kick here, punch here,
bada boom, bada bing.
364
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,717
Oh, no! Look out!
365
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:18,347
He body-slammed me into
my self-destructinator!
366
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,684
You know, I never really know
where these beams go,
367
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,145
but I like to think
it's a mysterious force
368
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:30,108
for evil doing something bad
to someone somewhere.
369
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,651
Dr. Shamai,
370
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,111
you said to call when it's happening.
371
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,863
It's happening!
The mysterious force
372
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,532
just zapped the boys' invention
and it disappeared!
373
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,826
Disappeared? Just now?
374
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,579
Incredible!
The same moment Client 2
375
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,165
claimed his inator-ray fired,
Client 1 claimed that
376
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,666
her brother's invention disappeared.
377
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,959
By Jupiter!
378
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,128
Is this a case of visceral psychosis?
379
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,757
Could this actually be real?
380
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,175
Finally, it all made sense.
381
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,302
Although these two subjects
had no contact with each other,
382
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,304
their stories, in fact, were connected.
383
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,514
This is the discovery of a lifetime.
384
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,725
And tomorrow night,
with my patient's permission,
385
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,019
of course, I will reveal
the astounding truth
386
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,396
of Danville's mysterious force.
387
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,235
Client one even told me
her brothers are making
388
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,905
a flying disco blimp tonight.
389
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,784
We're going to bust
Phineas and Ferb once and for all.
390
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,369
Sorry, just ran to the bathroom.
391
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,621
What did I miss this time?
392
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,460
And how is this supposed
to expunge my childhood fear
393
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,544
of the Boogie Man?
394
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,463
You just gotta out-boogie the man.
395
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,547
Come on, guys.
396
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,633
Time for the musical
dance sequence.
397
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,385
My sequins are already dancing.
398
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,887
♪ We're a thousand feet
off the ground ♪
399
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,057
♪ We're already up
So it's time to get down ♪
400
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,809
♪ We are all up here ♪
401
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,394
Hit the outside projector, Ferb,
402
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,313
so all of Danville can join in.
403
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,650
♪ Do your cardio
But don't pull a muscle ♪
404
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,069
Agent P, Code Red, Doof's therapist
405
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,614
is about to blow the lid off
of OWCA's entire operation,
406
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,074
exposing us all.
407
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,536
You must stop him.
Keep shredding, Carl.
408
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,748
The question at hand,
is this all a delusion?
409
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,834
- Or could it all be true?
- This is my moment.
410
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,670
Whoo-hoo. This is about me.
411
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,380
Oh my gosh,
I never realized that.
412
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,715
Okay, bye.
413
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,799
Sorry, honey.
414
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,261
Your dad called with
an antique emergency.
415
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,972
He was so impressed with my inator,
416
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,350
it seems a shame
not to have it here for the presentation.
417
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,319
Curse you, Perry the--
418
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,197
On this stage is weeks of research
419
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:45,202
that will change the course
of psychology forever.
420
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,793
Curtains, please.
421
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,921
Yes, hold your applause.
422
00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,134
As you bask in my brilliance.
423
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,763
- I don't think so.
- What?
424
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,391
My research. My proof. It was all here.
425
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,143
What are you doing here?
Where's your fedora?
426
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,606
He can walk. Look.
427
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,690
We got to abandon ship.
428
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,109
Good thing we're all wearing
parachute pants.
429
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,403
Time to get down.
430
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,280
♪ We are all up here ♪
431
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,991
My proof.
Oh, my beautiful proof.
432
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,118
What happened to my...
Wait.
433
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,538
The disco blimp. It's real.
It's all real.
434
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,374
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, my things.
435
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,877
- Oh, my briefcase.
- Oh, my satchel.
436
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,962
Look up.
Forget what you dropped.
437
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,298
Look behind you.
438
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,806
But, but, but, but, but, but...
439
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,766
- Tell me about it, Doc.
- Wait a minute.
440
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:54,103
Is this true or is it...
Did I just imagine all of this?
441
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,981
Do any of these people even exist?
442
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,566
Do I even exist?
443
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,110
Am I the delusional one?
444
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,280
Or am I just the delusion?
445
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,449
Study me!
446
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,785
Candace, perhaps we should
get you a different therapist.
447
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,539
One that won't get dragged
offstage in a public meltdown.
448
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,541
That was a lot.
Are you okay, honey?
449
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,960
Okay? Mom, I feel great!
450
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:20,463
What Dr. Shamai went through just once
completely broke him.
451
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,340
I go through that every day.
452
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,260
And look at me!
I'm doing just fine!
453
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,096
Mmm, I'm so happy to hear that.
454
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,601
{\an8}♪ Just last Friday
What they built got up and danced away ♪
455
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,895
{\an8}♪ That sentence doesn't
even make any sense ♪
456
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:40,108
{\an8}♪ I built my dance away-inator
The day before Saturday ♪
457
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,360
{\an8}♪ But that's an interesting
coincidence ♪
458
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,572
{\an8}♪ With all the information
That you have now ♪
459
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,907
{\an8}♪ Could these two stories
be connected somehow? ♪
460
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:51,411
{\an8}-♪ I think I have a feeling ♪
461
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:57,125
{\an8}-♪ No one understands me ♪
462
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,336
{\an8}♪ No one understands me ♪
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