All language subtitles for My Step-Nephew Hypnotized Me So He Could Pound Me!

My nephew is staying over for the
weekend.

He's a strange man.

He doesn't seem to have any friends, and
he's always locked up in his room

making strange noises.

Ryan! Hey!

Oh, my God, it's so nice to see you.

Oh, it's so good to see my favorite.
Step on it.

How are you? How have you been?

All good.

It's been so good.

It's been better now.

Oh, good.

I'm so happy that you're here for the
summer. I can't wait to show you around.

I got your room all ready.

I got your favorite snack.

We're going to have so much fun.

I'm really looking forward to it.

Oh, me too.

Me too, honey. It's been so long. I
can't wait to catch up with you.

Yeah, we have so much to catch up on.
Oh, we do.

We're going to have so much fun.

Here, let me show you your room. Okay.

Friday night, curiosity got the best of
me.

I peeked inside his room and noticed him
practicing.

He was watching a video on hypnotism,
convinced he could win any woman's heart

with the snap of his finger.

Oh, this is gonna work perfect.

Auntie Rebel, you will do whatever I
ask.

You will suck my dick on my command.

I will touch your pussy and you will not
complain.

Oh, so great.

All right, gotta be serious, really
serious.

Aunt Rebel, touch my dick.

Let me fuck you.

It was so silly.

He looked so dumb, but I felt bad for
him.

He obviously has zero experience with
women. As his step -aunt, I think it's

job to help him, to be a guiding hand.

You are getting very sleepy.

Aw, he's so adorable.

Let me just play along.

So sleepy.

Listen closely to my voice.

When I snap my fingers, you will do
whatever I want, whenever I want.

Yes, honey.

Your mind will go blank, and you won't
notice any of the sexual things being

done to you.

Oh.

Hey, honey. I was coming in to check on
you. I noticed you have some clothes on

the floor.

Since you're going to be here a while,
maybe I will help you.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea.

So, it's been a long time.

How's everything going?

How's school?

School's great.

Oh, good.

Good. You like your teachers, your
classes?

Yeah, my history teachers are kind of
mean, but, you know. Well, you know,

there's always one, but it'll be okay.

You're smart. You're very smart.

And, you know, I know if you study hard,
work hard, you're going to

impress all of your teachers.

Yeah. You're going to do good.

I know you are.

And then my biology professor, he's kind
of like a pervert. Oh, really?

He, like, checks out on girls all the
time. Oh, wow.

Keep an eye on him. I know someone like
you, you can protect those girls.

Anyone with big titties, he's just like,
his face is all up in there.

Wow.

Is that, um, you know? If I were your
mom, I would probably tell your

about that.

Have a talk with him.

What about, uh, what about friends?

Do you have any friends?

Not really.

All the people at that school are just
lame.

You're a good kid, you know.

Maybe you just need to put yourself out
there a little bit. You know, socialize.

Go to, like, a book club. They have a
book club, right?

Do you like to read, right? I mean, I do
like to read, but, you know, I don't

want anyone to know that.

Well, I mean, there's...

I know many other kids that like to
read, too. Maybe you can meet some good

friends there.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Back
when I was in school, I had a hard time

making some friends, too.

I think, you know, you just get out of
your comfort zone. It would be good for

you.

Yeah. I don't know.

People don't really like me, you know,
because... Well, that's just because

don't know you. If they got to know you
and saw how good of a kid you are, they

would really like you.

I think they're just, like, jealous, you
know? They're just mad that I'm smart.

They are. They are. You are so smart.

You know, when I was back in school, I
had six days making friends, too.

And, you know, it's just really about
putting yourself out there and, you

taking risks.

You know, maybe do something that you're
not comfortable with.

You know, I promise it'll work out.
You're a smart kid.

They really are just jealous.

Yeah.

Once they really get to know you,
though.

I think you're right, though. I do need
to put my stuff in there.

Yeah, yeah.

I just need to get involved.

Yeah. With the action.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I'm so happy this talk is helping.

Yeah. You know, I knew that you coming
to visit, you know, we'd be spending a

lot of time together, and I thought
maybe I'd just give you some...

Some advice.

Yeah, I feel like this is really
helping. Like, this is making me feel a

better. Good, good. I'm so happy to hear
that.

Yeah.

Man,

I can't wait to just hear about all of
your new friends next time you come and

visit.

Yeah, I'm so happy to be here. Oh, good.

You're just really great.

Good. Well, we'll have more talks like
this before you go home. You know,

going to be here for a while, so I
figured, you know, we can hang out. If

have anything that you want to chat
about, you know, friends, school, work,

of that.

Yeah, you're the best thing. Yeah.

Thanks.

You're such a good nephew.

You know, I'm starting to get a little
sleepy.

I think I'm going to go to my bedroom.

Oh, okay.

I'll see you later. Good night.

Good night.

Whoa.

Hey, what book are you reading? Oh, hey.

It's nothing really. It's just an
adventure book.

Oh, look at that.

Yeah, yeah.

Get lost, right? Yeah, you really do.

I like a variety.

One of my friends kind of lent it to me.

Got a little book slot thing going on.

Oh, okay.

Maybe after I'm done, maybe I could lend
it to you. Sometimes I like a little

romance. Sometimes like a good sci -fi.

You're just in an adventure mood.

I love a good adventure.

Yeah, yeah.

Keeps you on edge.

Yeah.

So, have you thought about maybe joining
that book club?

Some friends?

I'm thinking about it.

Well, I think you should. I think you
should.

I think it would be a good day for you.
People just don't like to read what I

like to read. I like historical fiction.

I mean, that's...

It's okay to be a nerd.

You know, your mother was such a nerd.

I can tell you some stories.

Yeah. How about your mom?

How is she doing?

You know, both of your parents, are they
doing good?

Yeah, yeah, she's doing good. Oh, okay.
Well, good.

Good.

I guess it's about time.

We don't get to talk as much as we used
to.

Yeah, I'm so happy that you're here and
I get some good time with you. I know

your parents are just so busy.

Yeah, really busy.

Yeah, yeah, you know, they're always
doing something, traveling somewhere.

Your dad, business.

Man, that's really taking off, isn't it?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah, things are going really well for
him.

Good, good.

I really hope that if they can take you
on that vacation they were talking

about, I know they really wanted to
treat you to something special.

I feel bad sometimes that, you know,
they don't get to spend as much time

you.

You know, things happen. Life happens.
It's just really busy.

Yeah, it's okay, though.

Yeah, yeah.

They're not as fun.

to hang out with as you are. Oh, thank
you, honey.

You know, I was so excited to spend this
time with you.

Me too.

You know, this time has gone by so fast.

It's just flying by. I'm having so much
fun.

Good to be here. Good to be here.

I'm so happy that we get to talk.

Mm -hmm.

Have these little conversations.

I'm really, really happy that it's
helping you.

I hope that it'll help get you out of
your shell.

Yeah, it feels like it's already
working.

Well, I have you here.

Is there anything special that you like
to eat?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, I'm probably going to go to
the grocery store later.

What should I make for dinner?

I was thinking maybe like soup or
chicken.

Oh, yeah, chicken.

Oh, okay. I love to eat chicken. Okay.

Yeah, I could definitely get some
chicken.

A lot of chicken.

Okay. Yeah.

I think I'll probably get a vegetable
with it, too. Maybe some rice, some

broccoli.

You like broccoli, right?

Yeah. Okay, good.

Good. You know, I used to not like it,
but the older I get, the more I like it.

Yeah, that's good. That's good.

Some healthy food.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'll get something
special. Maybe I'll make a dessert for

Ooh, I love dessert.

Like a pie or something.

Something really sweet.

Yeah. And rich.

Yeah. And juicy. And we'll do

that. Maybe a salad

before? I don't know, is that getting to
be too much?

Yeah, I'll do that.

Put together something special for us.

Something special?

Yeah. Yeah, a nice special dinner for
us.

You know, I was thinking about that.

Oh, really?

What's your favorite kind of special
dinner?

You know, I like a little variety of
things, but I really like a... is

for other people.

You know, I don't get a lot of visitors.

I'm usually by myself.

So every time I get the chance to cook
something for someone, I just get so

happy.

What about your mom? Does she cook much
at home anymore?

She never cooks.

No? She doesn't do anything for anybody.

Oh, that's too bad.

Yeah, you know, your mom and I used to
have so much fun talking about different

recipes.

Trying to get creative with things.

You know, I think I was a better cook
always than her. But, you know, I hope

that one day maybe she would catch the
bug for it.

Yeah. Especially having her own family
and having you.

You know, you deserve to have a home
-cooked meal every now and then.

Definitely.

I really enjoy it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I wish she was into it.

But,

okay. That's okay. I mean, you know,
she's doing the best she can.

You know, with your dad and the
business, everything's just so busy.

It's not her fault that the best she can
do is not as good as you.

Oh, no.

I appreciate it. I know I'm a pretty
good cook.

Yeah.

Well, you should come and visit me more
then.

I would love to.

Maybe I can even show you a few things.

Show me a few things? Yeah, yeah.

That's exciting.

Especially when you make some friends,
you can bring them over.

We could do a fun dinner together.

I would love to meet them. I would love
to.

We could have a little dinner party.

Yeah. Just sit and talk.

I can think of a few things me and my
friends could do to you.

Yeah. Oh, that's awesome.

I would love that.

What about games? Do you like to play
games and everything?

We could have a fun little game night.

With family, friends.

Yeah. Yeah.

I could. I could. Get down with them
games.

Yeah. Good board game.

Card game.

Yeah. Love cards.

Yeah, we could, like, play poker or
something. Yeah, yeah.

I bet you have a pretty good poker face,
don't you?

I think that would be fun.

Why don't we plan for that?

Yeah. We should definitely do that.

Yeah. Board game nights are the best.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. We could have a big sleepover. I
could set the living room up with

blankets and pillows. We could all just
chill and just have a really good time

together.

I'm so excited, playing out these little
game nights. What about movies?

Maybe we should do a movie, too.

Yeah.

What's your favorite movie?

I love movies.

Good. Yeah, we could do, like... Oh,
man, we could just make a whole... You

know, why even just a night? Why not a
weekend? We could just have a weekend of

fun. Good wholesome, wholesome fun.

Wholesome fun. Just all the wholesome
fun.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you know, if the weather's nice,
we could... Maybe even go out in the

backyard, swim in the pool.

I know you love s'mores less than I
thought you.

Yeah. You had that method of toasting
the marshmallow nice and slow. Yeah, you

gotta go slow. That's what it's all
about. Yeah, you're so patient.

It tastes so much better.

Oh, yeah.

I know.

There's a method to it.

You know, growing up, your mom, she was
one to just stick the whole thing in the

fire.

Just charred the heck out of that
marshmallow.

Oh,

it was so fun to watch.

You know,

it's so funny just seeing how alike you
two are. You know, of course there's

differences, but, you know, I hope you
guys get to see each other. Spend a

little bit more family time together.

I think that would be nice.

Yeah.

When's the last time you took a good
family vacation?

Oh, I can't even remember.

Oh.

I think that's what you need. I think
you should go...

Maybe a nice family vacation, some good
bonding time. Maybe camping.

Camping is always a good time.

Yeah, I love camping.

You know, we were talking about the
s'mores, and I was starting to think

the summer times, spent camping.

It's been such a long time.

Yeah, the stars are my favorite part.
Yeah. You know, just keeping in the

Oh, yeah. It's so much fun. You can
find...

You can find any shape in the stars and
just sit there, stare for hours.

Yeah, I could stare for hours for sure.

Oh, I know you could.

I know you could.

Too bad I don't have a girl to sleep
with and everything.

Oh, honey.

You will.

You just need to put yourself out there.

There is a girl that is going to be
lucky to have you one day.

You know, any girl would just be so
lucky to have you. You're such a sweet,

sweet boy.

I try.

Especially with you, Aunt Rebel.

No.

You're just the sweetest.

You know, I'm so lucky to have you as my
nephew.

Mm -hmm.

You know, if I could give you some
advice.

You know, you're just such a sweet boy.

I think you just need to be a little bit
more...

Assertive? Assertive, yeah.

Yeah, like not in an aggressive sort of
way, but, you know, go to somebody that

can put themselves out there and take
charge a little bit, especially when

asking them out, you know? You probably
have so many girls that already like

you.

I know you're going to be about to catch
up with the girls, honey.

But, you know, whatever you do, just
don't be like your Uncle Ricky.

Promise me.

Promise me. Oh, you've heard what he's
been... Oh, yeah, sure, honey.

You know what he's been doing since his
trip? He is... Oh, my God. I could

talk about him for ages. You know, he's
just been...

Oh my god.

Yeah, he's so crazy.

Yeah, I've never understood him.

Yeah.

I mean, I can relate to being a black
sheep, but...

I don't mind.

Can you still talk to him? How do you
do?

Um, I'm sorry, what did you say?

Can your mom still talk to him?

Hmm, I don't think so.

No.

Hmm.

Yeah,

I'll have to, uh, dive into that book
sometime.

Yeah. Yeah, it'll be fun.

Yeah. Is it good?

Mm -hmm.

Mmm, it's so good.

Yeah, you're getting through it pretty
fast. Mm -hmm.

When did you start reading it?

A couple weeks ago.

Yeah, yeah. I'll have to get into it
sometime.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Oh, honey.

Oh,

wow.

You know, I'm kind of hungry.

Okay. Well, let me go make you dinner.

Yeah? Yeah. Oh, that'd be great.

I did all your laundry.

You're all set to go back to your mom's
tomorrow.

Oh, okay.

Um... Well, we're here. I really, really
want to have a little chat with you

about, you know, the future and, uh,
girls and, you know... Okay, just come

here. Oh, hi.

You know, I really wanted to talk to you
about, like, the assertiveness that,

you know...

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

And, like, not coming off too strong,
but also a little

not too shy either, you know? Something
in between.

Like the better ones.

Yeah. You know, like, if you're
interested in a

girl and you want to ask her out, is
there...

Have the confidence to go and ask her
out.

You know, not just like, hey, you know,
you're going to go out with me. But, you

know, don't be too shy either.

Right.

I kind of also wanted to talk to you
about, like, hygiene. You know, that

helps. Okay.

It's smelling good, you know. Sometimes
when you don't shower, you know, it's

really important to shower every day.

Sometimes I'm just really busy.

I know, I know.

I get it, honey.

You know, life happens. But at least
maybe some deodorant or something.

It could go a long way. Yeah, I hear
it's not good for you, though. You know,

has, like, aluminum in it.

I know, but there's, like, a natural,
like, maybe head up the

organic store. They have a lot of
natural, natural fragrances.

Would that be like a good place to pick
up chicks?

I mean, maybe, but what would also
really help is maybe a job, like your

ambitions in life. Maybe get a good job,
make some money.

I have a lot of ambition.

I'm going to be guarded.

That's great, honey, and you can
definitely focus on art, but it's good

on other stuff, too.

Or something that actually pays the
bills, where you get going.

Maybe business. Business is a good thing
to get into.

You know, like your dad, he owns a
business.

Yeah, but I don't want to be anything
like my dad.

I know, I know.

Like a bully.

What about accounting?

Accounting is great, great. Girls love
accountants, and you're smart.

You're good with money, you're good with
numbers.

I'd be so glad.

No.

Speaking of hygiene, maybe we should
talk a little bit about, like, some

manscaping. You know, I think you did
pretty good, but you can see you missed

couple spots.

Maybe just go a little slower next time.

Maybe just, like, test it out, run your
fingers over it.

Girls really like...

Like a nice groomed area.

No.

I think your lips across it.

It's not good to catch a stray hair.

Right.

At least it's not stubble.

No, it's not stubble. It's not stubble.
You know, I can tell you take pretty

good care of yourself.

I just think maybe going the extra nine
yards. You know, girls really appreciate

just that extra effort.

Yeah, it's hard, you know. I'm shaving
my ball. It's like I need a mirror or

something. I know.

I know.

Maybe you can try some different
positions, you know, like sitting on the

or like doing it in the bathtub.

I mean, I love shaving in the bathtub.

And then you get a bath and the
manscaping all in one.

It's a great way to knock two things out
with one.

You get what I'm saying, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Well, I'm glad it's starting to
work.

Starting to sink in a little bit.

Yeah, it's really starting to sink in
deep.

You're right, I can already see you're
starting to take care of yourself a

little more since you've been here, you
know.

So nice to see you.

Yeah. Practicing being more assertive?

Yeah. I'm proud of you.

You don't want to teach me like you do,
do you?

No, I try.

I'm just so happy you're hearing me.

Yeah. Hearing every word.

I can tell you really don't have a lot
of experience.

So, I mean, maybe I could get you some
pointers.

Oh, okay.

I mean, you already seem to be learning
really, really nice.

Yeah,

I remember some, like, you smell nice
and fresh down here.

Oh, good.

That does help.

Yeah, I like what you did there. You
took in the shadows.

Yeah.

We're wasting time. No, I just want to
be the best aunt and help my nephew

out.

You really do deserve the girl.

There you go, honey.

Yeah, that feels very nice.

Maybe, oh, yeah, I like what you're
doing right there, but harder.

Yeah. Yeah, that feels really good.

Yeah, yeah, exactly like that.

You know, every girl is different.

Some people like it deep.

Some people like it a little more
shallow.

And it just depends on the girl that
you're with, you know.

How do you like it, Angie?

Well, you know, I'm particular.

I enjoy the deep and the hard strokes.

But, you know, a little bit of variation
never hurts.

You know, just try to see what she
likes. You know, try new things. Be open

-minded.

Right. Yeah.

Yeah, and, you know, ask her, too, you
know?

I like what you did. You asked me what
do I like. That's a very good thing to

do.

And communicate.

I'm a good listener, right? You're a
very good listener, honey.

You're such a good listener.

Yeah, you're taking direction very well.

Yeah,

it does.

It does.

You know, some people, you know, maybe
they wouldn't like fast and hard right

away. Right. So you would need to work
up to it a little bit, you know, do a

little bit of slow, like foreplay,
exactly like that. Yeah, it'd be nice.

And I let her get used to the length.

Because, you know, maybe she's not
experienced, too.

But, yeah. And then when she gets used
to that length, you can experiment. Go a

little deeper.

Go a little harder.

Like that.

Yeah.

And you see a natural lubricant starting
to work out.

And you can hear it, too.

Yeah.

I love that sound.

It's very natural sound.

Yeah. Like during macaroni and cheese.

Exactly. Exactly. That is the sound that
you want to hear every time you have

sex with a girl. Yeah.

See, you're learning. You're such a
smart boy. You learn so fast.

You're going to make a girl so happy.

I mean, I think it does kind of come
natural.

It does. It does.

Yeah. Yeah, there you go, honey.

Just like you did there.

That's so good. A little bit of
variation never hurts.

So girls really won't like me if I don't
make a lot of money?

Well, money, I hate to say it, but it
really is important, honey.

You know, you need to be able to take
care of somebody.

You know, women like providers.

And, you know, while artistic guys,
they're great, art is fantastic,

art is wonderful, but it doesn't really
bring in the money. It doesn't pay the

bills. Yeah, but I'll be, like,
fulfilled and happy. And isn't that more

important? I mean, that's great. That's
great. But when you're with a girl that,

you know, wants to be a little bit more
taken care of, she'll have to feel

provided for.

So I should get a job I hate, make a lot
of money, and be miserable?

Oh, no.

No, that's not what I'm saying, honey.
But somewhere in the middle. You know,

maybe find something.

You're artistic, so maybe explore a
little bit more of the creative

job. You know, art, there's plenty of
opportunities somewhere in the middle

you can just be fulfilled, too.

Yeah, maybe I could move to Hollywood
and be an actor.

Well, I mean, I wouldn't get too much
risk. You know, life is about risk.

Like your burn that you got, you took a
risk.

Yeah. And it didn't quite go the way
that you planned, but you can move past

that risk and assess it in the future.
You know, do you want to be riding

motorcycles again?

I don't know. But if you do,

you'll maybe learn from that mistake.

But also, by the way... It was a lot of
fun. I just fell in, like, the first

five minutes.

Maybe not.

Well, you know, maybe it's not really
your thing.

But while we're here,

It's kind of important to change
position.

You know, one position gets a little
boring after a while. Right, right.

Maybe, yeah, change it up.

Yeah,

play around.

You know, maybe you'll find a position
that you really, really enjoy.

Right.

Yeah, yeah, see, that feels different,
right?

It feels nice, yeah.

So, anyway, back to the careers.

Art options.

You mentioned music.

Yeah, I really like that. Yeah, music is
great.

I play guitar, and I've been singing,
too. Oh, that's wonderful. There's a lot

of, like, restaurants and public places,
parks. Maybe you

can...

Maybe you can contact them, see if
they're looking for a freelance

something to get.

You can make some money that way.

Yeah, or I could, like, go play on the
subway, right?

I mean, that's, you know, an option.

But, you know, I'm just trying to think
of a more practical.

What about lessons?

Would you ever maybe give lessons,
guitar lessons?

Oh, yeah, that's a good way to make
money, right?

Yeah, it's a great way to make money.

People are always looking to develop new
skills.

You would be a great teacher.

I feel like I could teach guitar.

Yeah, look at you, honey. That would be
a great option.

And that would bring in some good,
consistent money. You'd be able to

provide for someone.

Then I could buy a house, but I could
fuck chicks in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, a house,
that would be fantastic.

You know, it might take a couple years
of saving.

But, you know, some place stable.

Some place stable.

Yeah, I'd like $500 saved up. I should
be able to put a dumb payment on a

right? Oh, that's wonderful.

I mean, maybe not quite yet, but...

Maybe after a few more music sessions
under your belt, you can save up a

bit more money.

Being responsible with your money, too.
We should talk about that.

You know, it's important to save money.

Don't go spending it all in one place.

Maybe budget a little bit. Have you ever
maybe taken a budgeting class?

Looked at any planners, financial
planning.

Budgeting is so boring. I know, honey,
but if you want to get a house, you want

to, you know, be a little bit more
responsible with your money and know

that income is going, you know, it
really should help, I think.

I think you really should start
budgeting.

Yeah. Maybe I can get you a planner.
Maybe I can help with that.

Right. Yeah, there you go.

I liked that assertiveness there, honey.

Oh, yeah. You really are. I love how
you're taking my advice.

You are going to be.

so successful. I can see it. You take
advice so well. You learn so well.

I really know you're just going to have
a successful and bright future.

Thanks. Only my mom thought the same
thing.

Oh, well, she does.

She just probably doesn't vocalize it
like I do.

Speaking of vocalizing things, you're
doing so great, honey. But every now and

then... One of these ladies is going to
want to take some, take charge.

Let me show you how it's done.

Yeah. Maybe

she'll

want to ride you a little bit.

It's important to let her do it if she
wants to.

You know, because maybe for her it feels
really good.

Yeah. How does that feel, honey?

Does that feel good?

Good. And while we're here, maybe we
should talk about maybe a healthy

lifestyle. That's also important in
getting girls.

You know, taking care of your body,
making sure that you're eating healthy,

working out, mental stimulation.

Do you go to the gym by chance?

Yeah, I mean, I work out a little bit.

Okay, well, yeah, I can tell. You seem
like you're in really good shape. What

about your diet?

Um, cheeseburgers?

Now, cheeseburgers, they taste good. You
know, maybe they're good every now and

then for a treat, but I think maybe,
uh... Like french fries?

Um, I mean, a potato maybe is okay as
is.

every now and then. But I think you
really should maybe start cooking at

more. It's a little bit more healthy.

Like when I made chicken the other
night.

You know, you can't take care of
somebody if you're not healthy.

Oh yeah, that's true.

You have such a good way of putting
things into perspective.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe, you know, she'll want to grind on
you a little bit like this.

Yeah.

Yeah, you know, look at you. I can tell
you work out.

You know, maybe just a little change in
diet. That would be a good thing for

you. What about vitamins? Do you take
your vitamins, honey?

Um, yeah. I take vitamin D and vitamin K
every day.

Oh, okay.

Um, that sounds great.

Are there any other vitamins that I
should be taking?

No, I mean, just maybe, like, stay up
with your doctor. Maybe get your

blood tested. Check all your levels.

And, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

It's always good to get that tested.

Just keep yourself healthy.

Get all those checkups.

Make sure you're recent.

It's always good.

It's always good.

Another thing we should talk about also
is I've noticed your

sleep patterns are a little iffy. Let's
just sleep in a little bit.

Stay up a little late.

You know, maybe a little bit more
consistent sleep patterns wouldn't be a

thing for your overall health.

Yeah, I've been watching a lot of
podcasts about how important sleep is.

Yeah, it really, really is. You know,
you take care of your mind, your body.

If you're rested, you're ready to
conquer the day.

Especially if you do do that music
stuff. You want to be rested for your

It's always important to be on time.

Yeah. It's like five minutes early is on
time, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, on time is definitely late.

Yeah. Now let me turn around.

Occasionally, I just want to, uh, skip
over a little bit. What about if I'm

trying to make a girl come at five
minutes early, okay?

Um, yeah, I mean, I think... It has to
be on time then, right?

On time is definitely... Is on time.

Definitely the best.

And that comes with communication.

Learning each other's bodies.

You know, seeing what feels good for
her, what feels good for you. Taking

of each other.

You know, it's important to not be
selfish in a relationship.

Curious exploration.

Curious exploration, yeah.

Yeah,

open -minded.

You know, maybe something that...

She likes something you've never tried,
and vice versa. And exploring together

is always a good thing, because maybe
you can find new things that you like.

I like exploring with you, Amber.

Aw, thank you, honey.

I'm so happy to help.

You're doing so well. I'm just so
excited for you. You're going to be such

good, such a good boyfriend.

You're one lucky girl.

It's all those adventure novels.

Yeah, it really, really is.

I'm so happy that you're interviewing
people. That's also good for the mind.

Another thing that we should also
probably talk about is when you do get a

girlfriend, it's not all about the
actual pay.

Yeah, so I think...

You really are getting the grasp of
things.

Yeah.

You're such a good teacher.

I try.

I try.

I'm glad I could give you some pointers.

I'm really excited to see how things
look in, you know, a year, two years

now.

I think, you know, if you take my
advice, you really would be in a really

position.

I think things look great, especially
from my perspective.

Oh, good.

God, I'm so happy to hear that, honey.

Yeah.

One other thing to note when you're
taking care

of a girl is that, you know, you need to
be willing

to learn, you know.

Everything that you know now is, in
fact, for everyone.

You know, every girl is different.

Every girl is different. You're
constantly learning.

It's constantly a new experience.

You're constantly exploring new things,
taking feedback, and what worked for one

girl may not work for the next.

Right. You know, so keep in mind
everything that I taught you and keep it

your toolbox of knowledge.

And the next girl?

You know, maybe she'll give you a
different set of tools to use.

Communication, right? Yeah,
communication is key.

Yeah, I feel like I have a pretty good
toolbox.

I think you do too, honey.

You are very, very knowledgeable.

Oh,

very good, honey.

You know, I can already tell you're
working up your confidence.

Yeah, just being around you.

Oh, good. I'm really happy that I can
provide an environment that's good for

to learn and grow.

Yeah, definitely an environment that I
can grow inside of. Oh, good. I'm so, so

happy to hear that.

You know, when I heard you were coming
over, I just...

I'm so excited to teach you some new
things. I really care about you. I want

to have a good, bright future.

I know you will. I know you will.

Especially if you follow my advice.

You know?

Because you're a good person.

You really deserve a lot.

You know, from what I've observed, there
are just those couple things that you

can work on because there's always room
for improvement.

Yeah. You just...

Remember that.

Improvement. There's always room for
that.

And that's really everything in life.

Career, relationship, personal
development.

I'm excited to see you work on all of
that.

Building you as a person in the future.
Who you want to be.

I want you to be successful.

I want you to be...

You're really building me up. Yeah,
good, good. That's what I want to do. I

to build you up, honey. I think I'm
going to die.

I just want to build you up. I want you
to be just a good member of society.

Yeah, society.

Yeah.

I'm very happy that you've been
listening to this. I just didn't want

this as a lecture or, you know,
anything.

negative i just want to do to just take
this advice to heart and

really follow that and i think you have

so far you know you've at least been
open to hearing it

What was that?

Wait, no. I'm going to have your mother
ground you when you get home.

What?

But wait, you weren't hypnotized?

It wasn't real?