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This is it, Bart.
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If you strike Uter out,
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the team gets a pizza party
and you'll die a legend.
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Lose and we just get the pizza party.
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I've seen better batters at the
International House of Pancakes.
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This is a children's game,
Herr Comic Book Mensch.
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And?
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Und das ist mein son that
you are trash-en talk-en.
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Your son? Oh, dear. If I had known...
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Send this eunuch back to Munich!
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Blitzkrieg!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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It only took 200 years,
but baseball finally got interesting.
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Hey!
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Dang, that dude's a certified badass.
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- Our dad could take him.
- He teaches Brazilian jujitsu on Zoom.
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My dad does security for James Corden.
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You know how many people
wanna punch James Corden?
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Well, my dad's a badass too.
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I bet he could kill everyone in town
through workplace incompetence.
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Oh, Bart, "dumbass"
is not synonymous with "badass."
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Oh, yeah? Well, what does your dad do?
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Executes inmates via lethal injection.
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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Ha ha!
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My dad is tough, right?
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Please don't hurt me.
Just take my money.
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If that's not enough,
we can go to an ATM.
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Mmm.
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Hey, slugger.
Whatcha watching, the game?
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Shh. Great Masked British Bake Off.
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I think Nurse Shark is Nancy Pelosi.
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Hey, I got tickets to tonight's
MMA fight. Should be pretty badass.
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Uh, why don't you take Lisa?
She could use some toughening up.
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Homer, either bond with your son
or help me fold this laundry.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Ugh! Fine.
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Springfield Brawliseum,
are you ready to fist?
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Celebrities with us at ringside tonight,
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retired heavyweight champ
and CTE denier, Drederick Tatum.
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Aviator and man about town, Arnie Pye.
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And Latin TV star
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and owner of tonight's sponsor, Ay,
Mi Cabeza mezcal, Bumblebee Man.
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But first, it's time to scour
the crowd for our most macho fan.
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Is it this guy?
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How about this dude?
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Or is it him?
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Look, sweetie. We're on the kiss cam.
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- Stop, Dad. You're embarrassing me.
- What the hell's your problem?
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My problem?
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I have the wussiest dad in town!
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Wuss?
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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D'oh! Son of a...
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D'oh!
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Hey, Carl. Your shoelace is untied.
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So's yours.
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- Crisscross.
- Crisscross.
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Whoa.
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D'oh!
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The winner is Cotton Candy Fatso.
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That was impressive!
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Dad, Dad.
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Please don't cry on pay-per-view.
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Señor Fatso.
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That was the most hilarious
fall I've ever seen in my life.
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The antics, the physics,
the annoyed grunts.
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Sir, I would like to buy you a drink.
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Throw in a food and you got a deal.
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Wow! The Bumblebee Man.
You're a Springfield legend, dude.
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Like Krusty, or Duffman,
or the Tiki Bar Strangler.
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You flatter me, young man.
And, please, call me Pedro.
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I didn't know you, uh,
yacht rock types watch my show.
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Are you kidding? I don't know Spanish,
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but when you get kicked
in the junk by a nun,
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you speak the international
language of crotch.
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Believe it or not,
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I didn't set out to be
a physical comedian.
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I left Mexico with dreams of being
a serious actor in Hollywood.
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Unfortunately,
I was brought to the wrong sign
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by a stupid money-hungry coyote.
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It was the worst day of my life.
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Then I came upon a grand opening for
a new Spanish-language TV station.
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It was the best day of my life.
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I ran in, destined to become a star
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no matter how long it took or
what I had to do to get there.
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Mmm?
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Life is ironic and cruel!
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You, sir, are going to be a star.
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What? I don't speak English!
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And so, Bumblebee Man was born,
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a tragicomic figure
cursed by the cosmos,
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like Sisyphus or Benny Hill.
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No matter what life throws at him,
he always gets up and tries again,
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just like the hardworking
people that watch my show.
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So, day after day, year after year,
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I sacrificed my bumble body
on the altar of comedy.
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I thought I was invincible,
like Curly from the Stooges.
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But alas, I was just a mortal Shemp.
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I suppose time catches up to us all.
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Now my tired show limps on in
the shadow of its former glory.
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Simpsons,
have you any idea what this is like?
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Are you gonna quit?
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I was, until I saw your father's
hilarious fall down those steps.
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You got up without a scratch.
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That reminds me.
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Homero, would you do me the honor
of becoming my stunt double?
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Stunt double? That's the
badassiest job a dad could have.
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He'll do it.
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- What, are you crazy?
- Think about it, Homer.
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You get to crash cars and have
bottles broken over your head.
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All the stuff you do now,
but you get paid for it.
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You'd be the toughest dad ever. Say yes.
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- You've got yourself a stuntman.
- He said yes!
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There's the stuntman that's
going to save my career.
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Come in. It is time.
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This is no mere costume.
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It is the armor of hope,
a beacon of light,
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a symbol of truth, justice,
and the Mexican-American güey.
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Uh, Homero,
you're wearing the stinger in the front.
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Whoops. A man can dream.
En garde. Ooh. Eh. Huh.
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Before we get started, I must ask you
to sign a nondisclosure agreement,
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for my fans would be devastated to
know I'm not doing my own stunts.
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No problem, Pedro. I sign tons of NDAs.
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In fact, I just signed one at work.
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Apparently, our drinking water
is full of radioactive...
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nothing.
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Mmm.
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Cut! ¡El doble!
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You got this, tough guy.
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¡Acción!
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Uh. Mmm. Oh.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow!
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I do not like life!
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- Wow. Just like the old days.
- That fat güero can take a hit.
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Homer!
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Whoo-hoo!
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And then everyone on set high-fived Dad.
Even the non-writing producers.
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Ooh! They're a hard bunch to please.
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Bart's proud of Dad!
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- Bart's proud of Dad!
- Bart's proud of Dad!
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Oh, it's true. I can't wait
to tell the kids at school
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that my dad is Bumblebee
Man's stunt guy.
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No dice, boy. That's a secret.
Remember, I signed that MDMA?
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Oh, man. What's the use of
having a badass in the family
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if you can't brag about him?
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Now I know how the Mangiones feel.
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Dad, isn't it problematic for a white
man to double for a Mexican actor?
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The director thought that too, so he
gave me these brown sleeves to wear.
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But that's Brown face.
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No, it's just brown arms and legs.
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Besides, with all the ICE
going on these days,
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isn't it better to have a white guy
suffer instead of a Mexican guy?
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Well, you got me there.
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Not too much suffering, right?
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'Cause I don't want you
getting badly hurt.
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Relax, honey. It's all pies in the
face and slipping on plantain peels.
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I'll be fine.
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♪ I might fall from
a tall building ♪
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♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪
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♪ That made Redford such a star ♪
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Look at all these fans.
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How come you never ditched
TV and became a movie star,
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like all those guys
who regret leaving SNL?
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Ah. I once wrote a script
for a Bumblebee Man film.
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It was a time travel comedy,
and a love letter to my beloved Mexico.
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I sent it to every studio in Hollywood,
but no one understood it.
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Maybe I should have
written it in English.
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Bah! What you gonna do?
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Go on. Ask him sweetie.
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Can I smash you
over the head with my crowbar?
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Uh, I would love to, but,
uh, it's a union thing.
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But you can hit my friend if you'd like.
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Huh? D'oh!
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Honey, I'm ho... What the hell?
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Well, I'm just hugging you.
I'm happy you're home.
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Are you crying?
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Yes. I've never gotten an
after-work hug from you before.
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Also, I have three
fractured ribs on that side.
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It sucks not being able
to brag about my dad.
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How can you stand not getting
credit for all those awesome stunts?
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Hey, who needs credit when you get
after-work hugs from your twin boys?
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Did you get
a concussion today, Dad?
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Maybe. Don't tell your mothers.
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Homero, you are one hell of a stuntman.
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All in a day's work, amigo.
Yep, anyhoo, I gotta go pee some blood.
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Bumblebee Man? Wow!
I am a huge fan. I'm Johnny...
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Johnny Knoxville from Jackass.
Of course I know you.
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Oh, my goodness. Every great bit
I ever did was because of you.
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Power wash enema,
crab Jacuzzi, fire ant facial.
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You're too kind.
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Tell me, when is the next
Jackass picture coming out?
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Oh, I'm done with those, man.
My body just can't take it anymore.
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But the studio keeps asking.
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They even suggested I
secretly use a stuntman.
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The nerve of those frijole counters.
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They don't get guys like us.
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We'd rather traumatize a film
crew with our grisly on-set death
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than ever let some stuntman
take our hits, right?
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Hey, Pedro, they need us
back on set so we can...
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Huh. Who's this fella that's
got your exact size and build?
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This is my trainer.
He keeps me comedically obese.
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Hey, you're doing a bang-up job, tubby.
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Let's toast. They might have
replaced our knees, shoulders
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and, uh, other stuff, but
they can never replace our integrity.
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I am a liar and a fraud.
What was I thinking hiring a stuntman?
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You were thinking let someone else get
banged up for a change. That's fine.
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No. My audience expects to see me
getting banged hard and often,
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and I lied to them.
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For what? Ratings? Money?
A stupid Calvin Klein ad?
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I'm nothing but a sellout.
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Hey, come on now,
don't cry in front of the gringos.
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That's it. I'm quitting.
Show business is no place for a phony.
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You can't quit now. The show's a hit,
and my son's never been prouder of me.
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I'm sorry, Homero. Nothing in the
world can make me change my mind.
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Hola, Pedro.
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I am Alejandro González Iñárritu,
Oscar-winning director of The Revenant.
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That movie was so funny.
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When that bear ate the boy from Titanic.
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Yes, thank you.
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I found your old script,
and I must make this film.
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You will be the star of the most
action-packed, death-defying,
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uninsurable picture ever made.
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What do you say?
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I say let's make a bee movie!
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It's so nice of Pedro to let
us come along for the filming.
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What's this movie about anyway?
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Well, if my Spanish is correct,
and it is,
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it's an epic time travel adventure
about a humble bee man
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who gets hilariously hurt
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during the most important
moments in Mexican history.
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Mark my words!
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This action-packed film
is going to make billions,
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in Mexican pesos, at the box office,
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and do you know why?
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00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:58,523
Because I'm willing to risk it all.
Brain damage, paralysis, life itself!
241
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:03,152
You said this was all pies in the
face and slipping on plantain peels.
242
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,612
Don't worry, Marge.
243
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,657
I'm sure something got
lost in translation.
244
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,033
He said it in English.
245
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,286
Because no matter how dangerous,
246
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:18,501
Bumblebee Man has always and
will always do his own stunts.
247
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:23,589
Uh. FYI, I don't do
my own stunts. He does.
248
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,633
That guy with the chili-dusted Popsicle.
249
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,469
Mmm. Sweet.
250
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,346
- Spicy!
- What?
251
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:34,725
You lied to your fans,
to your country, to your own director?
252
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,935
The movie's off!
253
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,522
What if we hide his face
with this green screen mask?
254
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,107
Hmm?
255
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,692
The movie's back on!
256
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,779
We are in Lake
Texcoco thousands of years ago.
257
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,658
Here, Bumblebee Man will
find a symbol from the gods
258
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,827
that will one day be
emblazoned on the flag
259
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,955
and in the heart of every Mexican.
260
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,457
Cue the snake and eagle!
261
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:01,878
No! Ow!
262
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,880
No, they're biting me!
263
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,424
Cue more snakes and bigger eagles!
264
00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:11,929
Get 'em off me! Too many snakes!
265
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,683
My childhood dream has come true.
266
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,810
There's a snake inside me!
267
00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:38,122
Dad's home!
268
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,920
- Good Lord!
- Dad!
269
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,130
What the hell? You dodged my hug.
270
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:50,635
Can't hug. Spent all day
getting my Aztec kicked.
271
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,679
Homie, you can't keep doing this.
You have to quit.
272
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,558
The pain pills? No, I need them.
Plus, they're so cheap here.
273
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,978
Why in God's name would you
put yourself through this?
274
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:05,316
Uh, you're not just doing
this to impress me, are you?
275
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,195
Yes, but there's also
the bromance element.
276
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,656
So many threads.
277
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,325
Mmm.
278
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,911
Luz,
279
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,579
there's something you must know...
280
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,917
We interrupt Juan Life to Live
281
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,835
to bring you this English news bulletin.
282
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,047
Beloved actor and hometown hero
Bumblebee Man has been exposed
283
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,382
for using a stunt double.
284
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,594
Late last night, our station received
this photo from an anonymous source.
285
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,138
Hey, that's the picture Bart took.
286
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,683
Why you little...
287
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,144
I didn't do it.
288
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,188
It wasn't him.
289
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,523
It was me.
290
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,608
It was? I thought I did it.
291
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,026
I guess we both did it?
292
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,112
I was lying a second ago. I also did it.
293
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,948
Why, you little...
294
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,658
I'm sorry about Pedro,
295
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,578
but we couldn't stand by
and see you get killed.
296
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,372
Or worse,
become someone we have to sponge.
297
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:07,169
Oh. You care for me,
but don't want to care for me.
298
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,381
I feel the same about all of you.
299
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,635
I deny these vicious rumors.
300
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,220
And to clear my name,
301
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:21,851
I invite my fans to come see me perform
my movie's most dangerous stunt.
302
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:26,856
A comedic tumble down the
steps of Teotihuacán.
303
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,108
The pyramid of Teotihuacán?
304
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:33,321
That's suicide!
And still on our list of sights to see.
305
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:37,533
To the pyramid of Tootytotai...
To the Mexican triangle!
306
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,289
Homero,
you are the only one he will listen to.
307
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,665
You have to stop him.
308
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,459
Why are all these cameras set up?
309
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,170
Well, better to have
coverage and not need it
310
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,963
than to need it and not have it.
311
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,424
Hold on, Pedro! I'm a-coming!
312
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,427
Huh. Can I talk to the
transpo department?
313
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,016
Pedro, stop! You can't do this.
314
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,311
I must. I was supposed
to suffer for my fans,
315
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,064
to distract them from
their daily troubles,
316
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,774
and I lied to them.
317
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:15,821
Now my only path to redemption
is pain, hilarious pain.
318
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,368
Your fans don't want to
see you suffer for real.
319
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,287
They just wanna see a
goofy guy in a bee costume
320
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,247
saying "Ay, yi, yi" about stuff.
321
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,876
All I wanted was for my son
to think I was a badass.
322
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,171
But you know what I learned after
taking all that brutal punishment?
323
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,300
I hate that kid,
and what he thinks doesn't matter.
324
00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:38,552
Oh.
325
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,762
It does that now.
326
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,643
Ay, Dios. Look at you.
Making this movie has broken the body
327
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,896
of my best non-Mexican
friend in the world.
328
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,565
Can you ever forgive me?
329
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:56,362
On one condition.
Don't do this stupid stunt!
330
00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:01,575
- I won't! I love you, man!
- I love you too!
331
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,961
What do you say we get out of here and
go eat a taco stand into submission?
332
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,422
Sounds like a plan, amigo.
333
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,427
D'oh! D'oh!
334
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,555
- Homero!
- Dad!
335
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,015
The UNESCO World Heritage site!
336
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,187
D'oh! Oh! Son of a...
337
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:44,201
This man's suffering
takes away my troubles!
338
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:48,372
It's beautiful.
We will take out the gringo in post.
339
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,460
Oh, so good.
340
00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:56,172
Man, we sure are lucky
we didn't get hurt in that fall.
341
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,299
Uh, I'm not so sure.
342
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,593
Hmm.
343
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,055
Excuse me, amigo, are we dead?
344
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,182
Hmm.
345
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,228
No, in a coma,
346
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:15,191
but get comfy
'cause you're gonna be here for a while.
347
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,362
It might be nice to have a break.
348
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,490
And some cold cervezas.
349
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,910
Homero, my friend. You read my mind.
350
00:22:26,607 --> 00:22:29,508
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