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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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The hunters got your mother, baby eagle.
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But you're gonna be okay.
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Mount Brickleberry is a volcano?
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There is much about Brickleberry
you do not know, Ethel Anderson.
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How did you know my name?
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Our Gods tell us many things.
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Also, once we Google
spring break 2008...
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Anal creampie, safe search
off, your picture come up.
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Nice to meet you in person.
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Can we get back to the part
about the volcano, please?
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Our tribe has legend.
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One day, Brickleberry will be no more.
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Volcano is sign.
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Come with us to our
people's most holy place.
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Gods create Brickleberry.
Hope it last many season.
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But one day, Gods tire of Brickleberry.
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Say, once people of Brickleberry
entertain us, make us laugh.
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Now, no one watch their adventures.
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Seasons end. Gods not renew.
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People say, Gods,
bring back Brickleberry.
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Start online petition.
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Gods not listen.
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If our world's about to end,
why don't you look worried?
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Because we're looking at this.
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Woo! Spring break, mother[Bleep]!
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♪Brickleberry!
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♪Brickleberry!
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So I surveyed the volcano
and, scientifically speaking,
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it is very unlikely to erupt.
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Well, I just wanna say, if that thing
does erupt, we will not evacuate!
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Well, we'll kinda have to.
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I... don't... evacuate.
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I didn't evacuate during the forest
fires of '96, the flood of '01, or the...
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Wait, I thought you said
you evacuated during Katrina.
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No, I said I evacuated on Katrina.
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Great girl, Katrina.
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I would've married her if she
wasn't such a prude in the bedroom.
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No anal blah, blah, blah.
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Sorry to interrupt, but I'm gonna
need like a half day off tomorrow...
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To give birth.
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Wha-wha-wha-wha-what!
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- You're pregnant?
- Yeah, for nine months.
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I can't believe none of
you noticed my baby bump.
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Your body has a lot of bumps. We
can't keep track of what they all are.
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Well, this one's a baby. Wait.
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No, this one's a baby.
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Uh, I think.
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I'd like to meet the guy that had
sex with you, is he still in there?
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I'm a surrogate mother, silly.
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Helping a nice gay couple have a baby.
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Hang on! Y'all ignoring
the elephant in the room.
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What? Connie never gets
this much attention.
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How is everybody so calm?
A volcano's about to go off,
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and Connie's obviously giving
birth to the antichrist.
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It's the end of the mother[Bleep] world!
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- Here he goes again.
- Yeah.
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Denzel, last year,
you saw the face of the
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antichrist in 12 different
slices of burnt toast.
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Yeah. Maybe the toaster
was set on anti-crust.
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[Bleep] You, toaster!
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Laugh all you want, but
I know the antichrist.
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When I was young, I spent
a lot of time in church,
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and my preacher said
the antichrist was real.
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Abba abba foray seba
doo-dah sah dah dey dey.
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Oohra suli rah-dah-dah-diddy!
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Aah dah da oh!
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At least, that's what I think he said.
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Denzel, you're being ridiculous.
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All I'm saying is, virgin
birth, nice-looking?
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Jesus Christ.
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Virgin birth,
Connie-looking? Antichrist.
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Uh, guys? I think my...
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Yep, my water broke.
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Ugh!
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Connie, your baby's gay parents should
be on their way to the hospital now.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, they should be, but they just
died in a hilarious car accident.
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What! Oh, no.
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Don't fret, Connie. It's very
easy to sell a white baby.
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- Ca-ching!
- No, I'm keeping it.
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Well, good for you. And bad for
Dubai's open air baby-slave market.
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Now, Connie, labor can
sometimes take 24 to 48 hours.
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So prepare yourself for a long...
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Whoa!
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Damn it, BoDean. I told you to
pack our shit, not our sheep!
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Oh, hey, Woody. What are you doing here?
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Ain't you supposed to
be evacuating like us?
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Boys, you know I don't evacuate.
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I laugh in the face of hurricanes,
earthquakes, Godzilla, even Nicki Minaj.
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But just between us, I'm
terrified of volcanoes.
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- Why's that?
- Have you ever heard of Pompeii?
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Yeah, I caught that by
screwing Bobby's sister.
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- Yeah. She gave it to me too.
- No, you idiots.
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Pompeii was an ancient city
that was destroyed by a volcano.
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The people were all covered with lava,
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frozen forever doing whatever
they were doing when they died.
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What if I get covered with lava while
I'm doing something embarrassing?
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- Like this guy.
- That's how my Daddy went.
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We had to have a closed casket.
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Focus, hillbillies!
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Now I can't have no archaeologist of
the future finding me and thinking I'm
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some kind of perv just because a volcano
got me while I'm milking my prostate.
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For health reasons.
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Boys, can you build me a
secret volcano-proof bunker?
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We already got one. We built
it to survive the Obama-lypse.
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This is my beautiful
baby. His name is Donnie.
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- Aw!
- What a pretty name!
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Thanks. I got it out of a book.
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I didn't have time to go
through the other book.
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Bacardi, Listerine, Arugula.
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Oh, there's my shopping list.
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Now Connie, I'm sorry about this, but
federal guidelines dictate that I don't
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have to let you breastfeed at work unless
you got a real sweet set of milkies.
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What's wrong with my boobs?
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Besides the fact that
you also have a back set?
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Ah! Antichrist! Antichrist!
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This is going too far, Denzel!
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That baby's evil. I'll prove it!
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- How?
- Through science.
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If I shoot it in the face
and it lives, it's the Devil.
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Okay! Okay! Shoot it
if it will shut you up.
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No! I thought you
were my friend, Denzel!
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How could you say those
horrible things about my baby?
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It's just a baby, Denzel.
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This has got to stop.
You really upset Connie.
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Next time don't hesitate.
Aim for the Fontanelle.
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All right! Enough with
the black baby names.
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I guess I should apologize
to Connie and Donnie.
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- Leave the gun!
- Fine!
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Connie, I'm sorry...
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Uh, Donnie, I'm not good at
this apology stuff, but...
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I'm sorry I said you were the antichrist.
Maybe when you grow up a little, you and...
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Apology accepted.
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Oh, thanks, Donnie. You're
pretty cool. Wait, you can talk?
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Denzel, I'm going to rip out your
dick and feed it to the demons of hell!
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♪Oh, who's my cute baby?
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♪You're my cute baby!
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♪I love my cute baby,
because he's a cute baby!
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♪Cute, cute, cute,
cute, baby, baby, cute!
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♪Love him! Cute!
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He said he was going to rip my
dick off and feed it to a Demon.
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- He the goddamn antichrist!
- Seriously? That sounds horrifying!
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I'm about to eat a Hot Pocket
you want to double-check
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it's not Beelzebub before
I pop it in the microwave?
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Hot Pocket!
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- You're fat!
- Okay, then why does that happen?
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There's a simple scientific
explanation, Denzel.
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Clearly, pesticides have
built up in the groundwater.
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And how does science explain that shit?
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There are several avian disorders
that can cause birds to die mid-flight.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what about that?
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Hey, look! It's a sunny
circle and a happy star!
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- Aw.
- Yep.
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- That sounds about right.
- Aw, come on!
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You can stay with me in
the bunker, cubsie wubsie.
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Everyone else will die
in a firestorm of lava.
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Why don't we just move,
you [Bleep] maniac!
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And voo-la! Our top secret bunker.
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So is this the elevator to the bunker?
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Are you sure this
thing is volcano-proof?
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Oh, it's everything-proof.
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Keeps out zombies, draculas, dragons...
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And Jews.
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Hot dog! It's like a dream come true!
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And once this door is closed, it
can't ever be opened from the outside.
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Ever. I mean, ever.
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Uh oh, Bobby. I think we
put the door on backwards.
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Holy shit! You mean we're
trapped in here forever?
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Oh, no, not forever. Just till we die.
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Well, thanks for boosting
my spirits, [Bleep]Face!
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Steve, you're my best friend.
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Just give me a chance to
prove what that baby really is.
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- Not this again.
- Come on, Steve!
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This volcano blew its top
on the day Donnie was born.
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It's a sign of the apocalypse!
Look at the clouds around it!
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All I see is an elephant
flying an airplane and...
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Wait, what's that? A
giraffe with titties.
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Damn, you stupid, Steve.
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Hey, Connie. How's the baby?
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I've come to realize that Donnie
is different from other babies.
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It's about time! We gotta kill...
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He's gifted! He's so smart, he likes
watching baby Einstein videos backwards.
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Look.
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Kill, kill, kill.
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Sa... sa-tan.
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Satan. My sweet Satan.
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It's weird. I learn as much
from Donnie as he learns from me.
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Like today, he's been
teaching me Biblical Aramaic!
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Al es-bataar qumran iskatu rakanoth!
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Isn't he the cutie-wutest?
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So, um, Connie?
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How exactly was this baby conceived?
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It was a pretty standard
artificial insemination.
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Okay, my dear, this won't take a minute.
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Ave satanas! Sanguis bibimus!
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Oh, hell, no. You guys
are messing with me, right?
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Thanks for coming by, but
I gotta feed Donnie now.
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So we're stuck down here
the rest of our lives?
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At least you're old and
near death. Think of me.
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Great! What are we supposed to do now?
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Repopulate the Earth! Who wants some?
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Anything else we can do?
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I did install an activity center.
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Who wants to play sorry?
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Uh, Bobby? All the pieces are missing.
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Damn you, Goodwill!
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Oh, you two Morons are really firing
up my irritable bowel syndrome.
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Now where's the shitter in
this tootincommon tool shed?
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Oh, it's right over...
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Uh, uh...
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Eh...
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Shit! Where is the bathroom?
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Well, remember, Bobby,
you decided to go with
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the crown molding instead of the toilet.
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Well, somebody's gotta
think about resale value.
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No bathroom? I've got to go!
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Try to take your mind off
of it. Here, have a snack.
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We got prunes, coffee, refried beans.
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And for dessert we got them
chocolate ex-lax candies.
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- Sorry I doubted you, Denzel.
- Don't sweat it.
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We just need some help
from... Preacher Vernon?
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- Eh?
- The antichrist has come.
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- Just like you said.
- I said that?
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- Uh, kind of.
- What should we do?
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Let me see what the snakes say.
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Oh, he like to bite. Gotta put him back.
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They say... we got to do a exorcism.
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Did you say exorcism?
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I don't know. I got a lot of snake
venom related brain malfunction.
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Where am I? Who put
these snakes in my pants?
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♪Old MacDonald had
a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
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♪And on this farm, he had a...
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Cacodaemon.
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Cacodaemon? Okay.
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♪ With a...
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♪ Here, and a...
238
00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:33,730
♪ There. Here a... There a...
239
00:11:33,731 --> 00:11:35,271
♪ Everywhere a...
240
00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:37,941
♪Old MacDonald had a farm.
241
00:11:37,942 --> 00:11:40,553
♪E-I-E-I...
242
00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:42,474
♪O!
243
00:11:43,122 --> 00:11:46,549
Oh, antichrists love old MacDonald.
Just like it say in the Bible.
244
00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:50,733
Okay. We got holy water, sharpened stakes,
and a DVD of Evil Dead 3 for him to sign.
245
00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:51,681
We ready.
246
00:11:51,682 --> 00:11:54,972
But what chance do the three of
us have against the Prince of evil?
247
00:11:54,973 --> 00:11:57,193
The four of us. I'm in.
248
00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:00,763
- I thought you only believed in science.
- Oh, I did, then I babysat little Donnie.
249
00:12:00,764 --> 00:12:02,176
He puked up a giant lizard bat,
250
00:12:02,177 --> 00:12:04,632
then said something about my
mom sucking [Bleep] in hell.
251
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:06,869
[Bleep] Science. Let's
exorcise that bitch!
252
00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:09,605
All right! Everybody grab a snake!
253
00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:12,891
Now lady, feel free to
grab the one-eyed black one,
254
00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:15,496
but don't you dare touch my penis.
255
00:12:15,497 --> 00:12:18,557
That belong to Jesus.
256
00:12:20,253 --> 00:12:21,685
Hi, Connie, I...
257
00:12:21,686 --> 00:12:23,787
Shh! It's little Donnie's nap time.
258
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:28,648
He can't sleep unless
I play classical music.
259
00:12:32,663 --> 00:12:34,865
It's because he's so intelligent.
260
00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:37,401
Do you want to hold him?
261
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,202
No!
262
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:44,174
I mean, I just came to tell you the
whole gang sprang for a spa day for you!
263
00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:48,545
Because you must be so tired from
taking care of a newborn, not evil baby.
264
00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:50,914
Oh, I am pretty worn out.
265
00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:53,250
Donnie drank most of my blood for lunch.
266
00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:54,685
Mmm!
267
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:59,389
Well, Steve and Denzel and their friend
can't wait to take care of Donnie.
268
00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:03,110
Well, maybe for a few minutes.
269
00:13:03,861 --> 00:13:05,228
I'm so excited!
270
00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:07,437
I can't believe Kate
Upton has a side business
271
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,033
where she gives erotic
massages to completion.
272
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:12,035
Yep. She'll be here any minute.
273
00:13:12,036 --> 00:13:13,603
Just relax.
274
00:13:13,604 --> 00:13:18,884
Let's get rid of those
puffy bags under your eyes!
275
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- Zap, boom, boom, boom.
- Zzzzz!
276
00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:30,287
- Woo woo woo!
- Zibby zap zap zap.
277
00:13:30,288 --> 00:13:33,123
- Shoom. Boom!
- Boom, zam.
278
00:13:33,124 --> 00:13:38,344
Bring it on, Darth, you
big black son of a bitch.
279
00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:42,643
Luke, I am your Daddy.
280
00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:45,303
No. Wait. Are you serious, Bobby?
281
00:13:45,304 --> 00:13:48,205
- I'm a kill you! I'm a kill you!
- [Bleep] You!
282
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,840
Get off me! Get off me!
283
00:13:49,841 --> 00:13:53,410
This is definitely better
than those horrible prequels.
284
00:13:53,411 --> 00:13:55,947
Oh! I'm prairie dogging.
285
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:58,536
Quiet! Luke's about to
bite Anakin's nose off.
286
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:02,386
Oh, I gotta take a shit so big
Kim Kardashian may try to marry it.
287
00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:05,627
I gotta get outta here.
288
00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:10,378
Aha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
289
00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:13,536
Uh-oh.
290
00:14:20,405 --> 00:14:21,982
This is it?
291
00:14:21,983 --> 00:14:24,252
You four think you can stop me?
292
00:14:24,253 --> 00:14:28,212
Don't listen to him. He'll use his lies
to try to make us turn on each other.
293
00:14:28,213 --> 00:14:31,115
- The preacher said you're a pussy.
- What?
294
00:14:31,116 --> 00:14:33,017
- What's wrong with you?
- Like that.
295
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:37,355
That's a good example of
what we shouldn't let him do.
296
00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:40,825
Oh, laugh now, antichrist.
Because surprise!
297
00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:43,361
We've assembled an exorcism dream team!
298
00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:44,423
Father Quinn!
299
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:46,810
I'm going to need to
be alone with the child.
300
00:14:46,811 --> 00:14:48,415
You don't have a nanny cam, right?
301
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,254
- Rabbi Maltzman!
- No, no.
302
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:52,836
You stay in there, demon. As
long as you're comfortable.
303
00:14:52,837 --> 00:14:56,640
I schlepped all the way here from
Brooklyn. But don't worry about me.
304
00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:58,475
And Witch Doctor Kuzniak!
305
00:14:58,476 --> 00:15:00,744
Lucky for us, I went to
medical school in Haiti.
306
00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:05,782
And Jorge, who's seen The Exorcist
seven 1/2 times and let us use his car.
307
00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:07,917
I'm not with them! I'm on your side!
308
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:09,365
Jorge, shut up.
309
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,921
Come on, let me sell you my soul.
310
00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:14,308
I'll sign whatever
contract Ben Affleck signed.
311
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:17,093
- Whatever!
- I was up for a challenge.
312
00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:19,430
This is going to be far too easy.
313
00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,363
The power of Christ compels you!
314
00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,085
The power of Christ compels you!
315
00:15:23,086 --> 00:15:25,246
Shut up.
316
00:15:26,036 --> 00:15:31,736
So who wants to choose how
I will kill the rest of you?
317
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,937
- Blowjobbed to death?
- You got it.
318
00:15:33,938 --> 00:15:35,876
By rabid hell hounds.
319
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:38,457
And here we...
320
00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:43,921
I'm going to write Kate Upton
a not-so-nice Yelp review.
321
00:15:43,922 --> 00:15:45,956
Ethel, what the hell's going on here?
322
00:15:45,957 --> 00:15:48,492
We're doing an exorcism on
your crazy-ass devil baby!
323
00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:51,762
And we almost got blowjobs,
until you showed up!
324
00:15:51,763 --> 00:15:53,664
Connie, we've got to trust the Lord.
325
00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:55,599
Just like it say in the Bible.
326
00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:00,737
If the exorcism don't go so bueno,
throw that goddamn baby in a volcano. Ha!
327
00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:02,088
What? No!
328
00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:04,614
Sorry, Connie, but it's the
only way to stop the apocalypse.
329
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,442
You're lucky we got
a volcano right here.
330
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,245
Most people with devil babies gotta
pay for a plane ticket to Hawaii.
331
00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:11,648
Screw you guys! Come on, Donnie.
332
00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:13,899
I'll protect you, I promise!
333
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:18,040
Get her! That baby owes us blowjobs!
334
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,917
♪Run away with cute baby!
335
00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:23,994
♪They're trying to kill my cute baby!
336
00:16:23,995 --> 00:16:25,795
♪Cute, cute, cute, cute.
337
00:16:25,796 --> 00:16:27,764
♪Shit, shit, shit, shit!
338
00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:33,637
I bet they'll never find me
here at the top of the volcano.
339
00:16:33,638 --> 00:16:35,489
Ah, crap.
340
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:37,337
You've got to throw the baby in, Connie.
341
00:16:37,338 --> 00:16:38,909
- He's the Devil!
- Never!
342
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,145
Donnie is a perfectly normal baby!
343
00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:42,892
- Mom?
- What is it, honey?
344
00:16:42,893 --> 00:16:46,584
I've got something that's kind
of hard for me to tell you. I'm...
345
00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:49,353
- Gay?
- No, I'm the Son of Satan.
346
00:16:49,354 --> 00:16:51,789
- Oh, that's a relief.
- I was afraid you'd...
347
00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:53,523
Get mad and throw you in a volcano?
348
00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:55,893
Donnie, I love you no
matter what you are.
349
00:16:55,894 --> 00:16:57,294
I'm your mother.
350
00:16:57,295 --> 00:17:00,164
Connie, he just told
you he's Satan's son!
351
00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:01,999
What does it take, lady?
352
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,400
I got this.
353
00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:09,932
Aw. How could I separate
a Mama and her baby?
354
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:12,213
Like this!
355
00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:15,279
Ah!
356
00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:19,269
No!
357
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,053
No!
358
00:17:21,054 --> 00:17:22,854
No!
359
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,504
Okay, here's what happened.
360
00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:45,256
It actually says here, do not
throw a devil baby in a volcano.
361
00:17:45,257 --> 00:17:46,712
Do not.
362
00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:49,522
Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
Ain't no words in this book.
363
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:50,482
Damn it, Vernon!
364
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,150
Never listen to a man
drunk on snake venom.
365
00:17:53,151 --> 00:17:55,519
Just like it say right
here in the Bible.
366
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,820
Let the apocalypse begin!
367
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:03,379
Oh, shit!
368
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,068
No, no, no!
369
00:18:24,306 --> 00:18:29,286
I said, put it in her
cooter, then her pooter.
370
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,584
Oh!
371
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,040
There!
372
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:41,361
Thank you, prunes. I think we're okay.
373
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:52,817
Oh, well. Brickleberry last more
season than I thought it would.
374
00:18:52,818 --> 00:18:54,186
I guess this is it, guys.
375
00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:56,788
Denzel, I have something to confess.
376
00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:58,857
I ate one of your Kit
Kats a couple of weeks ago.
377
00:18:58,858 --> 00:19:00,660
Oh, we even. I [Bleep] Your grandmother.
378
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:05,096
Ethel, I have to confess. I may have
given you a few unnecessary pelvic exams.
379
00:19:05,097 --> 00:19:07,164
Every stripper in my club has a dong.
380
00:19:07,165 --> 00:19:10,784
Even the one that gave me
a tug job on my birthday?
381
00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:13,768
Especially that one!
Hoo! She's got a biggy!
382
00:19:13,769 --> 00:19:16,529
I love you guys.
383
00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:20,138
Donald Sutherland Cunaman!
384
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:23,174
What do you think
you're doing, young man?
385
00:19:23,175 --> 00:19:25,609
I did not raise you to end creation!
386
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:28,444
- Mom!
- You cut it out, right now!
387
00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:31,012
You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends!
388
00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:33,244
Well, if they only like
you because you're causing
389
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:35,849
the apocalypse, they're
not real friends, are they?
390
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,184
Mom!
391
00:19:37,185 --> 00:19:40,186
I'm going to count to
three. One... two...
392
00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:42,756
Oh, fine! Whatever!
393
00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:44,958
Sorry, guys, my mom is being lame.
394
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:50,859
We'll do this later, like after
she dies on August 30, 2042.
395
00:19:55,936 --> 00:19:57,770
I'm proud of you, son.
396
00:19:57,771 --> 00:20:02,161
I gotta go, mom. I
kinda belong down there.
397
00:20:02,162 --> 00:20:04,925
My little baby's all grown up.
398
00:20:04,926 --> 00:20:09,906
- See you in hell, ma.
- See you in hell, son.
399
00:20:16,623 --> 00:20:20,625
The apocalypse is over! We're saved!
400
00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:24,286
But where's Woody and Malloy?
401
00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:30,436
This next exhibit was found in the
ancient ruins of Brickleberry Park.
402
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,305
These three people and a small bear were
covered by lava when a volcano erupted!
403
00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:38,504
While they were having what
appears to be a gay orgy.
404
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,648
The Brickleberry four-way
is all we know about
405
00:20:40,649 --> 00:20:43,270
what life was like in the 21st Century.
406
00:20:43,271 --> 00:20:45,684
Hmm. It must have been a paradise.
407
00:20:45,685 --> 00:20:48,882
We believe it was. We believe it was.
408
00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:54,783
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