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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:11,390 DWN Productions, taking you to the extreme. 2 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:40,480 Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, ain't nothing worse than niggas and Jews. 3 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:45,580 Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, they the scum of the earth, those niggas and 4 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:46,580 Jews. 5 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:49,580 Then don't watch this movie. 6 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:57,920 And if that don't make you throw up, check out Blowfly's dick 7 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,500 at the end of this movie. 8 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,980 If you offended by situations such as... 9 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:05,550 Michael Jackson's little boy action. 10 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:08,990 Cannibalism. Getting fucked by animals. 11 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,970 And getting your, whatever you want to call it, torn off. 12 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:17,230 This is not the movie for you. 13 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:21,730 This movie is sick, twisted, and double -fisted. 14 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:25,950 In the ass, mouth, and back in the ass again. 15 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:29,790 Two times. Hey, that sounds faggy -waggy to me. 16 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:35,000 So if you're going to watch it, Make sure you got your heart straight. 17 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:42,440 This movie is dirtier than dog shit. 18 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:46,200 And filthier than finger banging your grandmama. 19 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,700 That slut been dead for years. 20 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,000 But her pussy's still good. 21 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,100 That's what my dick say. 22 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,280 Of course, my tongue didn't agree. 23 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,280 DWN Productions. Do not condone. 24 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:04,550 Sex with minors. 25 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:07,190 Don't fuck the kids, you freak. 26 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:10,449 Go to Japan and buttfuck Godzilla. 27 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:16,510 If you can survive it, you've been warned, motherfuckers. 28 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:19,830 Okay, 29 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,150 now I got this important question. 30 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,870 Which one of you motherfuckers are gonna blow the fly? 31 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:31,330 He set the world on fire. 32 00:02:32,559 --> 00:02:35,400 And so will your ass when you watch this movie. 33 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:37,400 It's super groovy. 34 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,640 You're a fucking piece of shit! 35 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,920 Don't do this to me right now! 36 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,380 Ew -wee! 37 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,420 Mookie diarrhea coming out your butt! 38 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:54,000 Oh, I got a pee pee. 39 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:32,270 No! No! 40 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,950 Well -made and visually inspirational movies. 41 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,310 Hello, this is Ronaldo Jones. 42 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:25,410 At this moment, there is breaking news out of Shady Pines where the horrific 43 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:28,210 event of Tubi Kunta took place. 44 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:31,390 We now go live with Burt Backer. 45 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:37,190 Man, they really got bad video games. 46 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:38,710 Hey, man. 47 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,600 Why are you packing anyways? 48 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:45,120 Is it that time of year where you and your old camp troop go to Brian's pool 49 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,120 party? 50 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:51,400 Why do I have to say shit like that, man? Just because you weren't on a 51 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,880 look doesn't mean you have to be a bully. 52 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:54,460 Bully? 53 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,500 I'm not the one who gorged your asshole. 54 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,780 I'm surprised that camp leader isn't in jail. 55 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,140 I'm sure he molested thousands of kids by now. 56 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,620 You always come back home. 57 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:10,570 With a lump on your head, complaining it feels like you ate Mexican food. 58 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:15,510 I wouldn't be surprised if he knocked you out and hit it Pickle Boy style. 59 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:19,050 That guy Elmo is an English cigarette man. 60 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:27,590 Well, just remember not to start any forest fires. 61 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:31,770 Flaming the Bear fucks hoes sloppy for starting forest fires. 62 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:35,810 I even heard he pumped one guy full of so much Jerklin sauce. 63 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,580 That nigga shot up in the air like a fucking rocket. 64 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,400 But fuck it. 65 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,600 That's probably why you're going. 66 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,820 Just play it safe and wrap it up. 67 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:28,780 Hey there, Schindler. You're looking good. 68 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:36,440 Wow, nice firm abs, plump supple cheeks, hot 69 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,440 meaty throbber. 70 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,520 Hope you're ready for the weekend. 71 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:46,240 I'm finally going to personally give you your skunk diving badge. 72 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,500 You smell that? 73 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:08,060 Smells like a van full of boys that are going to start their menstrual cycle 74 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,060 tonight. 75 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:16,740 Oh, shit, Chad, nigga. Like, fuck that, nigga. Like, damn, nigga, shit. 76 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:20,120 We're going to do the damn thing, nigga. Like this, nigga. Like that, nigga. 77 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,080 This catfire going to get got, nigga. 78 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:27,280 Fuck the fuck off with that black shit, D .L. Talk to me like a normal goddamn 79 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,280 person. 80 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,780 Shut the fuck up, nigga. I'm very excited. 81 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:39,289 That's gonna be my job to get you wet With my dick 82 00:08:39,289 --> 00:08:44,850 With my hot juicy mouth cum 83 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:50,450 The shit that comes out of my mouth cuz I was born with a man pussy 84 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:56,450 What I'm saying is I'm gonna spit in my hand 85 00:08:56,450 --> 00:09:01,330 Rub it on your dick and back up hungrily 86 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:05,790 What? 87 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,750 Say, niggas, y 'all know the history of this motherfucking campground? 88 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:13,770 Nobody gives a fuck, you faggot nigger cunt. 89 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:16,050 Well, I'm going to tell this shit anyway, nigga. 90 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:21,330 They say some crazy man -boy nigga live in the woods. He ran away from home 91 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:24,630 because his mama wanted to clean his messy -ass room, but he was like, fuck 92 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:28,070 that. So now he wandered in the woods cutting off niggas' nutsacks and nailing 93 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:28,969 them to trees. 94 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:32,190 And when I say nigga, I'm talking about like, nigga, he never learned the 95 00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:33,490 difference between a male and a female. 96 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:37,490 So everybody's fat game, nigga. People say the kid got dynamite flowing through 97 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:38,490 his veins. 98 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:40,010 Pretty scary, huh, nigga? 99 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:44,150 But there's only one nigga. One nigga to rule them all. 100 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:45,910 Bro, that ain't scary. 101 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,530 I'll show you it's scary. 102 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,450 Shut it, shut up, shut it, shut up. 103 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:08,230 Damn, that's one of those DWN production masks, huh? 104 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:12,590 You know, I got a whole collection of some DWN masks back at the house. 105 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,410 You know where you get those? 106 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:19,790 www .dwnproductions .net. You know what? 107 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,490 Prices ain't half bad either. 108 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:28,110 You know, I've been known to peel a potato with just my lips. 109 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:41,940 Safety first. 110 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,880 And that's how you suck a dick. 111 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,560 How the fuck that nigga die? 112 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,020 Looks like the van blew a rod. 113 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:33,620 Oh, shit, man. 114 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:38,860 That is one of my deepest fears. Every time I drive, I think my van is going to 115 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:42,200 blow a rod and go right up my asshole, and now I find out this shit can 116 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,200 fucking happen. 117 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:47,560 Like, fuck this shit. I mean, I know Elmo blew a rod, but this is fucking 118 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:52,120 ridiculous. I am getting some lead -plated seat covers when I get home, 119 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,600 not dead from this fucking trip. 120 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,880 for getting a couple of shots in on this motherfucker for getting a couple of 121 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,880 shots in on us! 122 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,920 Hey, just calm down, man. At least you're dead. 123 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,539 Fuck you! 124 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,780 Don't take this from me! 125 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,280 Besides, the plan still goes accordingly. 126 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,240 I'm just tenderizing the meat a little. 127 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,340 Oh shit, we're here. 128 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,380 Grab everything you need? 129 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,360 Someone pass me a couple of trash bags. 130 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,760 I'll take care of the body. 131 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:05,920 Hey, 132 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,280 little guy, everything's going to be all right. 133 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,100 You're going to have a much better time. Now, that piece of shit's taken care 134 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,160 of. Whoa. And, hey, you're not going to get tagged in the ass anymore. 135 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:15,420 Ugh. 136 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,630 All right, guys, get things set up around here. I'll take care of Elmo's 137 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:06,170 Hey, DL, can you go get some firewood? Before you go, can you bring me my 138 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,630 hatchet and deal with Elmo's body over here, please? 139 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,790 Hey, I brought something better. 140 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,150 Do you think, huh? 141 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,630 Most pathetic line in movie history. 142 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:36,390 Alright, nigga. I'm gonna go get that shit. 143 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,930 Give me a minute. 144 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,190 Hey, little guy. Come here. 145 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,100 What's your name? I didn't catch it. 146 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,100 D -D -D -D -D -Danny? 147 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,480 Well, listen up, D -D -D -D -Danny. 148 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,200 What you heard was correct. 149 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,340 We all came here to kill our old troop leader, Elmo. 150 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,640 What? He did horrible things to our buttholes. 151 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,780 Some of us even required the use of anal course to keep their poo -poo -poo down 152 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,780 their legs and make a mess of that bowling alley. 153 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,740 We were all about your age when it first happened. 154 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:38,910 And there is no doubt in my mind that he was about to make a woman out of you 155 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,910 tonight. Oh! 156 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,210 That's a interesting thing that we were planning. 157 00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:46,290 Why he rubbed us with satisfaction of doing it ourselves, I have no idea. 158 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,790 But at least what's done is done. 159 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:50,390 Now, I know you're asking. 160 00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,830 Why are we chopping his butt? 161 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:59,550 See, little guy? You gotta make sure it's still up there. 162 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,330 Or he'll make a lot of you. 163 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:14,400 Well, mister, why didn't you just call the cops after he died? You wouldn't 164 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,020 even had to deal with getting rid of the body because his death wasn't your 165 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,020 fault. 166 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,840 Damn, I didn't even think about that. That's a much better idea. 167 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:23,780 You're a pretty small little guy. 168 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,740 You probably wouldn't get a cell phone signal out here anyways. 169 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,600 Oh, fuck. 170 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,940 We're going to call back the taxes and take us home. 171 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,479 Oh, well. 172 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,480 I think we do now. 173 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,160 Let's make sure there's no evidence left behind. I hope you're hungry, Danny. 174 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,120 We're about to eat this ginsbag. 175 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,280 Wait, that came out wrong. 176 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,220 I mean, we're going to eat our dead counselor. 177 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,920 Hey, thanks for getting us that firewood, Dick. 178 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,560 I wonder what happened to DL, though. 179 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,380 You know him. He's probably off in the woods doing some fucking black shit. 180 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,800 Yeah? If that butch dumps the barbecue sauce on Elmo, I'll be here. 181 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,560 Oh, shit, I love racist humor. 182 00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:39,240 Hey, I got one for you. 183 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,360 What did the white guy call the black guy? 184 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:42,819 A nigger. 185 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,980 Huh. I guess you heard that one already. 186 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:46,820 Huh? 187 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,180 Looks like he's done, guys. 188 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,740 Let's eat this cock. 189 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,780 Well, here we go, guys. Let's finish this one so we can move on with our 190 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:19,300 Once he comes out of her ass, it'll be the last time. We can't do this. 191 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,500 We have to, Danny. 192 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,380 We can't leave any evidence behind. 193 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,980 You don't understand. 194 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:30,800 When a human consumes the flesh of a demon, they become possessed by that 195 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:36,380 Damn. I've been tracking this scumbag for 14 years, ever since he worked at 196 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,320 Piggy World wiggling his dick in ham juice. 197 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,560 Say what? 198 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,660 Yeah, well, this piece of shit used to work as a mascot in that theme park, and 199 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,160 he used to stick his dick in ham juice. 200 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,340 That way the parents wouldn't believe the kids after Elmo mouth -fucked him. I 201 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:53,520 mean, come on. How many cocks have you tasted that reminded you of ham? 202 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,530 Just one. How the fuck do you know all this? 203 00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:58,010 You were just a child. 204 00:21:58,590 --> 00:21:59,830 No, I'm not. 205 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:09,010 What the fuck's going 206 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,010 on here? 207 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,550 I'm a demon hunter. 208 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:16,270 Call me the Lord Tom Blair. 209 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:18,970 Like that fucking movie Frailty? 210 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,670 No, not like that movie Frailty. 211 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,800 fuck's going on? 212 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,600 You want to know what's going on, huh? 213 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,600 You know that slack -jawed faggot that shot up the theater? 214 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,020 Yeah? 215 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:37,640 Well, I disguised myself as Rim Tickler, broke that son of a bitch out of jail, 216 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,120 and took him back to my secret lair, filled his mouth full of shotgun shells, 217 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,820 and gave him one good crack across the teeth with a baseball bat. 218 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,300 Holy shit! 219 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:49,780 You did that? 220 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,380 You want to see? 221 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,580 No, not really. 222 00:22:54,659 --> 00:22:56,380 Demons need to be purged from the earth. 223 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,700 And God told me to. 224 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,280 What you stinkin' like booty chatter? 225 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,420 It ain't no ordinary nut that. 226 00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:41,100 It's a man's nut that. 227 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:45,560 You niggas tryin' to play games on me. You can't scare me. 228 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,760 You a hard nigga. 229 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,980 Oh shit, what the fuck I just did? 230 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,560 It didn't feel like no white girl. 231 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200 That was D .L. 232 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:55,859 We know. 233 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,120 We can never forget what D .L.'s screams sound like. 234 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:01,960 All right, guys, let's split into two groups. We've got to find D .L. 235 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:05,500 Me and Danny will go one way. The rest of y 'all go the other way, except for 236 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,700 Kurt. You stay here. Just in case D .L. shows back up, we're going to need 237 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:09,700 somebody here waiting for him. 238 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:12,160 We all come back here in an hour, all right? 239 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:13,820 All right. 240 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,100 Let's go find your black friend. 241 00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:55,590 Hey, bro, I'm going to head out this way so people can come to more ground. 242 00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:57,350 Are you going to be okay by yourself? 243 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,610 Don't worry about the butch. 244 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:01,810 I'm tough. 245 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:05,870 Well, all right. 246 00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:07,130 Good luck. 247 00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:09,630 Let's just try to be back here in about ten minutes or so. 248 00:26:09,910 --> 00:26:11,630 That scream deal let out, man. 249 00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:13,910 There's only one thing that can make you scream that way. 250 00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:20,570 Yeah, the screaming getting fisted by a grown man with hairy knuckles and long 251 00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:22,670 fingernails. And tattoos. 252 00:26:23,110 --> 00:26:25,970 Damn it, Dick, we know. We all know what happened. You don't have to say 253 00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:26,970 anything. 254 00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:28,870 But, Bush, meet us back here in ten minutes. 255 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:30,870 Will do, champ. Good luck. 256 00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,670 Man, Dick is being such a pussy. 257 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:42,070 Maybe if he grew a pair like me, he would be in a better mood. 258 00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:45,170 Man, that shit's terrible. 259 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:48,130 It ain't his fault Elmo sucked the balls right off him. 260 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,700 Do I hear what I think I hear? 261 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,820 And the taste of my cum makes me feel like I should see a doctor. 262 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:53,420 We didn't have to kill Elmo. 263 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,720 It's funny how life works out that way. 264 00:28:57,380 --> 00:29:00,280 Shit was real funny when he sucked my nuts in my dick hole. 265 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:03,080 And then you guys had to poke it back in with a stick. 266 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,120 I'm still pissing tree bark. 267 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,620 But we got a badge for that. 268 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100 You son of a bitch. 269 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,960 He just used that shirt to get ripped up while he was trying to tongue fuck 270 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,220 Schindler. And then he drew a red cross on it with Schindler's ass blood. 271 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,240 Do you even remember what he did to you? 272 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,880 The fucking fancy dinner, the champagne, the cheesecake all shoved up your ass? 273 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,660 And do I even have to remind you of what he did to Kurt? 274 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:26,720 He pulled down his pants. 275 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,080 Enough! 276 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,560 What's that? 277 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,380 Aw, fuck, he's real! 278 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,000 Yeah, man, we know. He came to visit us and gave us all butt plugs. 279 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,880 You fucking dimwit, I'm not talking about Santa Claus. I'm talking about 280 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,440 Boy. And that was just Elmo at the Christmas party handing out rim 281 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,080 Wait, you mean Santa isn't real? 282 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,539 Excuse me, sir. 283 00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:50,500 Me and my friend here, Danny, was looking for a friend of ours. 284 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,280 Have you seen anybody in these woods? 285 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,240 No. No, young man. I'm sorry. 286 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,680 I've been studying these flowers all day. 287 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:04,760 You see, I'm a scientist, and I am trying to determine whether the bee 288 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,760 flower or the flower fucks the bee. 289 00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:14,460 Right now, I'm looking for the flower's ding -a -ling, and I think I found it. 290 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:38,930 That was Schindler. 291 00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:46,530 Butch, are you okay? 292 00:31:47,890 --> 00:31:48,890 Fuck, no. 293 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,950 There's some two bitches stuck in face of the woods. 294 00:31:53,410 --> 00:31:56,650 Some big -ass ants came and just ate them. 295 00:31:57,850 --> 00:32:00,070 Fuck some big -ass ants. We can just step on them. 296 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:02,590 The old nut sack is hanging over there on a tree. 297 00:32:03,930 --> 00:32:05,130 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 298 00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:07,810 You saw some lesbos dykin' out over there? 299 00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:15,490 Like I said, these two bitches was eatin' box lunches in the woods, and 300 00:32:15,490 --> 00:32:18,370 -ass ants came and ate up those big, loose, wet pussies. 301 00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:22,830 Man, fuck some big -ass ants, man. I'm allergic to big -ass ants. 302 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,750 Come on, guys. 303 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:26,410 Let's go to camp and warn the others. 304 00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:16,690 I love all this nature, MJ, but not as much as I love you, babe. 305 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:22,270 You know, there are certain species of ants that crawl up your dick hole and 306 00:33:22,270 --> 00:33:23,990 your balls from the inside out. 307 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:29,710 That's why I'm glad I'm not a man. That and I love the taste of cum. Love it. I 308 00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:31,010 love the taste of my cum, too. 309 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,240 I know you're back there, man. If you're just gonna watch, mellow out. You're 310 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,240 harshing my buzz. 311 00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:49,000 Yeah, man, you're making me limp over here. I'm trying to stay hard so I can 312 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,040 cram my prick in her. 313 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,360 Ooh. 314 00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:56,810 Those are big -ass ants! Run! 315 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:29,940 Are you okay, baby? 316 00:37:03,370 --> 00:37:05,090 And you fucks forgot the way back. 317 00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:08,190 Now how do you feel about that shit, you fucking idiot? 318 00:37:08,650 --> 00:37:12,170 Shut up, Dick. Not right now. We need to find D .L. 319 00:37:12,410 --> 00:37:14,490 What if those big -ass ants got him? 320 00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:16,210 Fuck yeah, they did. 321 00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:20,850 Damn it, Dick. Just shut the fuck up. 322 00:37:24,150 --> 00:37:26,610 Calm down, guys. Let's just think. 323 00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:31,130 Which way did we come from? 324 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:40,090 Don't ask me. How the fuck should I know, you fucking slob? It all looks the 325 00:37:40,090 --> 00:37:41,090 goddamn same. 326 00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:42,990 Green with trees. Green with trees. 327 00:37:43,370 --> 00:37:44,370 Green with trees. 328 00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:45,810 Green with fucking trees. 329 00:37:46,150 --> 00:37:47,970 Hey, some fucking green with trees. 330 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,590 And some brown. 331 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:54,910 Oh, my God! 332 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:24,690 I said just bitch your fucking face. 333 00:38:24,950 --> 00:38:26,010 Did you feel that? 334 00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:30,050 I don't want to fucking die! 335 00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:36,310 I don't want to go see my grandma! 336 00:38:38,630 --> 00:38:43,070 The fucking dog I hit three weeks ago is driving drunk! 337 00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:48,850 No one's gonna fucking die here. 338 00:38:49,150 --> 00:38:51,790 Except Butch. Maybe DL. 339 00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:55,630 But that's our biggest concern. Our biggest concern is getting this fucking 340 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,290 venom out of this big -ass damn bite. 341 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,980 What the fuck? Oh, it burns, man. 342 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,580 Oh, it burns. 343 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,760 Don't you cry, my brother. 344 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:29,340 I'm here now. 345 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,760 Oh, shit! Go, go, go! Come on, come on, come on! Go, go, go, go, go! 346 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,780 I can't believe it. Jerklin Boy. It's real. 347 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:07,960 You mean that ghost story Neil told us was real? 348 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:14,840 Yes! Shouldn't you know that such a big, fat demon slayer wants to make you kill 349 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,080 that fucking guy yet? 350 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,400 You're less than no black paper, aren't you? 351 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:25,240 I am a demon hunter. I'll show you. I'll kill Jerklin Boy and those big -ass 352 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,280 ants. What about the really big -ass ants, too? 353 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:29,880 Of course. 354 00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:56,490 I told you not to set fires. 355 00:41:56,990 --> 00:42:00,170 Now I'm going to teach you a lesson with my dick. 356 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:22,420 I was scared. 357 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:26,420 Just shut the fuck up and get me home. 358 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:27,980 Not yet. 359 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,300 I got one more stop to make. 360 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,800 Good evening, Ronaldo. 361 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,240 As you can see, I'm standing in front of the home of Toby Kunta. 362 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:50,320 That's Toby... 363 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:56,260 Kunta, the man responsible for the terrors we witnessed oh so many months 364 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,060 Hey, don't you realize... 365 00:44:01,310 --> 00:44:05,090 By mentioning this asshole's name or just showing his picture every chance 366 00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:08,870 get is the reason people keep doing more fucked up things to one another? You're 367 00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:12,550 producing copycats because you're glorifying these fucks instead of just 368 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,630 themselves in their basements. You give them all the attention and recognition 369 00:44:15,630 --> 00:44:19,850 you can because if another fuckhead goes out and maskers people, you get 370 00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:24,790 ratings. Then more fucks go out killing others because you cunts will show it on 371 00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:29,230 the 6, 12, 5, 10 o 'clock news, not to mention the 24 -hour news channels. 372 00:44:29,570 --> 00:44:30,570 You fuckers. 373 00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:31,810 are fucking up. 374 00:44:31,910 --> 00:44:33,370 Do you know how fucked up you are? 375 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:40,150 I'm 376 00:44:40,150 --> 00:44:49,670 coming 377 00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:50,670 for you next, Ronaldo. 378 00:44:51,170 --> 00:44:54,670 And then the rest of you media fucks. I'm gonna make you change your ways. 379 00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,990 But first, I'm gonna take care of this Toby fucker. 380 00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:09,120 Yeah, dude's a fucking nut. 381 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,020 Now it's time to pay for your sins. 382 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:18,260 That guy, he like killed my entire camp troop. 383 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:22,640 He even tried to get us to eat our old scout leader Elmo before he killed us 384 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,640 all, killed them all. 385 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:30,720 And Charlie, he locked that motherfucker in the van and left him in there when 386 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,700 he set the forest on fire. Bitch blew up. 387 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,260 I'm dead because of him too. 388 00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,940 Well, that's all I got. 389 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:53,920 Oh, 390 00:45:53,920 --> 00:46:04,960 man. 391 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,860 Thank God you're alive. 392 00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:08,740 I saw the news. 393 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,320 I was so scared. 394 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,760 Oh, man. 395 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,820 Oh, thank God you're alive. 396 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:15,900 Oh, I love you so much. 397 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,080 You're my brother, and I love you. 398 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,340 Oh. Oh, I'm so glad you're safe. 399 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,260 Oh, man. Your breasts feel good. 400 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,220 Breasts against my chest. 401 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,500 So big. 402 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:48,140 Holy fuck, what a day. But if nothing else, at least my fallen troop was 403 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:52,060 avenged. And it looks like I'm not going to jail, so that's a win, too. 404 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,280 How great is it that I was able to pin it all on that fucking whack job? 405 00:46:56,780 --> 00:47:00,360 There's no way anyone would have believed a story about big -ass ants. 406 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,840 And a guy running around the woods with jizz bags thrown to his face. 407 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:06,100 Oh, fuck him. 408 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,340 They're nibbling my dick. 409 00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:38,660 No! 410 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:40,380 Ah! 411 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,660 Hey, Schiller, are you... Whoa! 412 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,720 Oh, shit! 413 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,460 Oh, man. 414 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,020 Oh, no. 415 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:55,980 What the fuck? 416 00:47:56,980 --> 00:48:01,740 Schiller! You tell him. The Lord's Pong player was here. 417 00:48:35,549 --> 00:48:38,350 um um 418 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,160 Where the fuck am I? 419 00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:05,000 Shit smell like a bingo hall. 420 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,600 I brought you here for a chance to avenge your brother and his friends. 421 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:13,000 I need a new herald to work as my hand here on Earth. 422 00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:20,880 Evil is trying to take over the planet, and it is my job to hire hitmen to take 423 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:21,880 them out. 424 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:29,240 Murderers, rapists, Mexicans, all be yours to vanquish without repercussions. 425 00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:34,830 You'll be given great powers to defeat these monsters. 426 00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:41,870 But let me warn you, with these powers, it'll become easier to become corrupted 427 00:49:41,870 --> 00:49:43,730 as each day passes by. 428 00:49:44,450 --> 00:49:50,950 And if you stray, we will put an end to you, just like we did Danny when he took 429 00:49:50,950 --> 00:49:52,630 the life of your brother. 430 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:57,610 You expect me to believe a guy who hires Hitman for Heaven does his recruiting 431 00:49:57,610 --> 00:49:59,270 out of a shithole motel room? 432 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,020 Radio edit, please. 433 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:05,600 You're probably going to try to get me to let me let you suck me or something. 434 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,040 Quiet, 435 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:09,960 you. 436 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,400 Do you want the job or not? 437 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,080 No, I'm not going to let you suck my pinos. 438 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:29,880 I will ask you again. 439 00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:32,380 Do you want the job or not? 440 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:54,680 What does it pay? 441 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,480 A smile on a child's face. 442 00:50:58,220 --> 00:50:59,440 The smile of a puppy. 443 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:02,700 The smile of a guy getting blown by three whores. 444 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,420 That will be your reward. 445 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,580 Knowing that you're making the world a better place. 446 00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:14,460 Twenty bucks. 447 00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:16,800 How are you going to pay me? 448 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:20,180 Two fives and a ten. 449 00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:22,040 And some weed. 450 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,540 And some beer. 451 00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:25,960 And those three whores to blow me. 452 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,720 And lick my butt a little. 453 00:51:29,310 --> 00:51:31,470 I love getting blown by three broads. 454 00:51:33,610 --> 00:51:34,890 So, we got a deal. 455 00:51:35,770 --> 00:51:36,770 Done. 456 00:51:40,850 --> 00:51:44,570 I'd give him a month. 457 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:50,530 All right, world. Watch out. 458 00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:53,030 Steve is here to clean up the earth. 459 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:55,690 First, I bring my brother back from the dead. 460 00:51:56,300 --> 00:52:00,540 But even more, first I'm going to crack a beer. Hey, where the fuck is those 461 00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:01,540 bitches? 462 00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:10,060 I'm not Jewish, so let's hope this works. 463 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:53,300 I did it, Schindler! You're alive! 464 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,720 Because you're my brother, and I love you, with all my heart, no matter how 465 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:09,720 I tease you. 466 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,340 Fuck sorry man, I did not really prepare for this shit. 467 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:29,580 And they never show zombies hurting when the dead come back. 468 00:53:59,759 --> 00:54:00,800 I got it. 469 00:54:01,220 --> 00:54:05,040 Remember your last year's trip with Omar and how he ripped you open like a bag 470 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:05,799 of chips? 471 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,200 Well, you still got those painkillers left. I'll be right back. 472 00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:55,020 Oh my fuck, this is the greatest feeling ever. 473 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:58,420 I can totally see why people become harmless over this shit. 474 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,300 Oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, that's right. 475 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:27,940 Rest up, my brother, for we avenge those atrocities in the woods that befell 476 00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:29,460 upon you and your friends. 477 00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:41,500 All right, Schindler. No need to worry about those big -ass ants. If that's the 478 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,180 last player knew one thing it is, well, we all do. 479 00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:48,780 If you pour gasoline on an anthill and light it on fire, the ants are dead. 480 00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:02,000 I assure you, the flame will fill the thick crystal jetties forcing this penis 481 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,240 through you unwillingly. 482 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:09,400 Man rape is nothing like that. Man rape is nothing like that. 483 00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:36,040 Are you sure you still need them? 484 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,920 I know, I know. But I just think you're developing a problem. 485 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,280 You're right. You're right. 486 00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:58,800 I'm sorry. 487 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:18,460 I promise, after our task is done, I will change your water, get your pills, 488 00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:21,660 find a way for you to live a normal life. I promise you. 489 00:58:01,870 --> 00:58:04,350 Sounds like it's coming from this way. Come on, follow me. 490 00:58:13,030 --> 00:58:14,030 Hey, gay boy. 491 00:58:14,810 --> 00:58:16,930 Prepare to be sent straight to hell. 492 00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:38,160 I stopped the phone with the doctor and he told me. 493 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,500 Don't worry, man. 494 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:43,980 You'll get through this. 495 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,360 It'll work out. 496 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,700 It's the hard times that makes them stronger. 497 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,400 Schiller, did I make you happy? 498 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,920 I just wanted to teach you a lesson. 499 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,360 I never wanted to hurt you. 500 00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:11,500 I never wanted to make you cry. 501 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,260 Yeah, that's right. 502 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:18,680 You fucked my brother and gave him AIDS. 503 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:20,300 My brother, 504 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:31,860 you are avenged. 505 00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:41,270 Not yet. 506 00:59:41,510 --> 00:59:44,010 We first have to find Jerklin' Boy. 507 01:00:49,870 --> 01:00:51,930 It is now time to pay for your sins. 508 01:00:52,450 --> 01:00:53,450 What the fuck? 509 01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:58,930 What the fuck is wrong with you? 510 01:00:59,570 --> 01:01:02,970 How the hell did Schiller's friends die from getting bit by the ants? 511 01:01:03,350 --> 01:01:06,650 You took them to some kind of hybrid ant thing. 512 01:01:07,390 --> 01:01:08,410 Oh, fuck it. 513 01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:24,590 Al Fatiha. 514 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,280 You got it, little boy, Dob. 515 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,200 Listen. 516 01:03:11,610 --> 01:03:13,050 There's a new demon. I'm here, boss. 517 01:03:13,810 --> 01:03:14,810 Good, listen up. 518 01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:17,270 There's a new demon. It's not a shooter. 519 01:03:17,610 --> 01:03:18,610 It's a flamer. 520 01:03:19,050 --> 01:03:21,030 No, he's taken care of. 521 01:03:21,650 --> 01:03:26,630 Jerklin' boy. Now give me my shit. Listen, there's another 20 in it for 522 01:03:27,490 --> 01:03:29,250 A man just set fire to a theater. 523 01:03:29,990 --> 01:03:32,190 He ran into the main entrance and torched the place. 524 01:03:32,950 --> 01:03:34,410 I need you to get on this now. 525 01:03:35,350 --> 01:03:39,650 And when the mission is complete, I'll have your money and those three girls 526 01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:40,650 waiting for you at the house. 527 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:42,600 You got it, boss. 528 01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:53,690 No! 529 01:06:05,530 --> 01:06:08,210 I told you this movie was fucked up! 530 01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:10,210 Now you're gonna believe me! 531 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:15,200 This is a weird world full of weird people. 532 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:18,420 Everything is strange and weird. 533 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:21,180 Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that. 534 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,700 Ain't nobody got time for that. 535 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:28,520 Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time for that. 536 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:31,200 Ain't nobody got time for that. 537 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:35,640 Ain't nobody got time for that yet. Ain't nobody got time. 538 01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:58,280 Then I ran for my life and then the smoke got to me. Then I got bronchitis. 539 01:07:12,020 --> 01:07:13,020 Thank you. 540 01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:56,720 know me but I died the day we fisted no one can 541 01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:03,440 show me like you I slit my wrist the day we fisted 542 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:10,160 your knuckles are so wondrous shot through my 543 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,540 ass like a blunderbuss 544 01:08:14,540 --> 01:08:19,380 The kind the pilgrims used to kill the Indians. 545 01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:26,859 I never knew such bliss until I sat upon your 546 01:08:26,859 --> 01:08:33,240 fist. I'm forever fisted. 547 01:08:33,779 --> 01:08:37,359 I never knew this pain existed. 548 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:40,850 And my ass is forever twisted. 549 01:08:41,069 --> 01:08:43,250 I was fisted. 550 01:08:45,970 --> 01:08:49,870 My end is near. 551 01:09:00,790 --> 01:09:04,229 You freaks out there think you know the ABCs. 552 01:09:05,170 --> 01:09:08,029 You don't know Blood Flies ABCs. 553 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:12,170 When I give you the count off, y 'all say A, and I'm going to tell you what it 554 01:09:12,170 --> 01:09:15,050 means. One, two, three, four. 555 01:09:15,390 --> 01:09:17,350 A, animal pussy. 556 01:09:17,609 --> 01:09:19,590 B, Brenda Spears pussy. 557 01:09:19,930 --> 01:09:22,090 C, Cornelisa Wright pussy. 558 01:09:22,330 --> 01:09:24,109 D, Desi Deshawn pussy. 559 01:09:24,450 --> 01:09:26,330 E, Manuel's pussy. 560 01:09:26,670 --> 01:09:28,109 F, funky pussy. 561 01:09:28,649 --> 01:09:30,630 G, Gloria Espan pussy. 562 01:09:31,149 --> 01:09:32,890 H, Halle Berry's pussy. 563 01:09:33,229 --> 01:09:35,250 I, ooh, infected pussy. 564 01:09:35,609 --> 01:09:37,410 J, J -Lo's pussy. 565 01:09:38,779 --> 01:09:39,778 Kinky pussy. 566 01:09:39,779 --> 01:09:41,760 L, loose pussy. 567 01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:43,800 L, Madonna's pussy. 568 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,080 O, get me in trouble. Oval waitress pussy. 569 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:49,180 P, pregnant pussy. 570 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,700 Q, Queen Latifah's pussy. 571 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:58,400 R, rotten pussy. I hate that. S, that bitch you serve, Sharina Williams pussy. 572 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,940 T, turbo pussy. 573 01:10:01,220 --> 01:10:03,220 U, unicorn pussy. 574 01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:06,040 V, Venus Williams pussy. 575 01:10:06,650 --> 01:10:08,710 Danya, Whoopi Goldberg's pussy. 576 01:10:09,030 --> 01:10:11,230 X, X Hobby Ass pussy. 577 01:10:11,530 --> 01:10:13,890 Y, Yolanda Evans' pussy. 578 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:20,850 Z, and Z is the only pussy you guys out there, and you women who are gay, don't 579 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,610 stick your tongue, dick, or fingers in. 580 01:10:23,270 --> 01:10:28,250 If you stick your tongue, dick, or fingers in Z, when you put it out, 581 01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:30,750 maggots, screwmen, pussies. 582 01:10:31,070 --> 01:10:33,750 That is Zappy Pussy! 583 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:43,820 DWN Productions, taking you to the extreme. 43213

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